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>brother starts dating new chick
>invites her over for a bbq with myself and mom and dad
>sitting down to dinner and conversation starts
>dad brings up story to brother of one of his old high school friends
>dude was massive well over 6 feet tall just a giant of a man
>dad goes, "he was a big guy right?," trying to remember what he looked like
>brother looks at me real quick as he starts to answer
>his eyes tell me "dont fucking do it"
>very loudly and while trying to not choke on my steak I say
>FOR YOU!!!!!
>everyone looks at me like im autistic for a second
>conversation continues
>get away scott free
>brother accosts me afterwards for creating an awkward moment with new gf even though he thought it was hillarious
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>>86247480
You should have told him that victory has defeated him.
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>>86247520
Autismo the Great
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Im stuck at home, so, give me shit colored movie stills and ill give you back kino.
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>>86247462
the green version of the first matrix movie almost completely covers up every CGI imperfection. i cant hate it
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Just watched hostel so have this one
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I'd love if certain faneditors strictly did color correction.
>>86247506
Sad, but true.
just a friendly reminder, this is what counts as pretty in bongland
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Hm
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>>86247321
or to a fat guy
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>show acknowledges she's ugly enough to pass for a boy
>lol britain is uggo bro
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What did /tv/ think of the Narnia trilogy?
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there were a few good jokes in the first one
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Too British
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Good Christian kino.
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Is there a better Nautical movie?
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>>86247242
Not sure there's a better movie, let alone one that is nautical.
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das Boot
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>>86247277
It was good, but best movie? Not sure there boyo
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>Veteran director John Frankenheimer once had a one night stand with a woman, who later named him as the father of her baby. Advised by his attorney, Frankenheimer paid the woman $75,000 to keep quiet, and she gave the baby up for adoption. Years later, the boy, who had been adopted by a local family, tracked her down, and learned of his possible relation to Frankenheimer, who agreed to a DNA test that ultimately proved that despite the liason he was not the young man's father. The young man was none other than blockbuster director Michael Bay. Despite Bay's efforts to keep the situation under wraps, Frankenheimer himself related the story to the media just five days before the premiere of Bay's latest movie at the time, PEARL HARBOR (2001).
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>Michael Bay is John Frankenheimer's son
>Michael Bay has never made one good film
Well, goes to show you that talent really CAN skip a generation.
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>>86247248
"The Rock" and "Armaggedon" are objectively good.
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>>86247323
Agreed. And Bay is a much more talented director than given credit for. I'm not being contrarian. His talent lies in the shoot-em-up action genre. Pearl Harbor sucked for a variety of reasons but direction wasn't one of them.
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It's Friday night. Why are you here?
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>>86247136
What do you mean? Where else would I be?
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>>86247136
I'm going out with friends tomorrow night! Fuck you!!!
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I'm always here.
being shizo virgin is tiring
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>actors that ruin everything they're in
I'll start
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>>86301074
>we need a good actor, sexually atractive to women.
>the producers told you to hire this fucking jew instead.
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Lazy Samuel L Jackson roles always suck
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Let's put to rest the "Snyder is better than Nolan at visuals" meme 2017-08-13 01:46:45 Post No.86300210
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Let's put to rest the "Snyder is better than Nolan at visuals" meme
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Chris Nolan
Best film Visual effects Oscar : 3 noms and 2 wins
Best production design Oscar : 2 noms
Best art direction Oscar : 2 noms
Best cinematography Oscar : 3 noms
Hack Snyder
0 noms or wins in any of those categories and in general kek.
Also before any of you autists say "Oscars are out of touch old men" excuse , I would like to remind you that vfx , cinematography, and other similar Oscar Judges are truly industry experts and do know better than you plebs.
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>>86300210
Biggest faggot on earth: OP 10 noms and 10 wins
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>>86300210
Watchmen looks better than anything Nolan has ever done. Sucker Punch has more depth than Dunkirk. Nolan is a hack.
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>>86300210
Although the technical categories in the Oscars are fairly accurate, it's still a bit stupid to compare directors by Oscars.
But I agree, Nolan is atleast an ambitious original filmmaker with full artistic integrity compared to Snyder who makes literal degenerate capeshit studio infested CGI shitfests with on the nose biblical references and copypaste frame by frame visuals right from the comics.
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Characters that Remind You of Yourself 2017-08-12 03:05:43 Post No.86247111
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Characters that Remind You of Yourself
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>>86247111
I'm needy.
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In the scene near the beginning where they have the shootout in traffic at the border, why does no one scream? Wouldn't the other people in traffic be freaked out?
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nah people are used to the violence down there
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>>86247346
But they were heading north then. Surely there would be some American tourists in the traffic jam.
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>>86247001
maybe becaise its a fucking movie and you only want to hear the sound of machine guns and not greasy spics yelling
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I think I know why this movie rubs me the wrong way. Aside from the "humor" it's two and a half hours of Leo DiCaprio and the fat guy saying lines that should be coming out of the mouths of Robert DeNiro and Joe Pesci and it's very offputting.
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That's an incredibly stupid way to judge a movie.
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Here's your (you). Gr8 b8
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>>86246573
Mang I thought I was the only one who thought this film was bad. It's alright in certain parts but others are downright dreadful or cringy to watch
Sammy got whacked?
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TYRONE IS IN JAIL?
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nice
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The owner of this app is a fucking prankster.
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>scariest doll in recent years
>doesn't move
Is it for the best though?
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my slut gf is taking me to go see this tomorrow. is it any good?
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>>86246205
post gf and dont support liars making millions off of gaslighting poor people pls
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>>86246142
Who would want to put that thing in their house?
THE NERD LAYS DOWN THE LAW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9eGCIcNDSg
"Top 10 Worst Movie Cliches" jesus fucking christ I can't believe even the Nerd himself is subjecting himself to such clickbaity videos nowadays. IT's literally a Buzzfeed article but in Youtube format.
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>>86246009
what do you mean
not only is the video over five years old, the video is about 10 bad movie cliches. buzzfeed is a bait-and-switch, this video is about 10 bad movie cliches
what else did you want
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>>86246009
>The video is CINAMASSACRE RESURRECTED
>OP thinks this video was made today
Wew
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>>86246063
That his wife?