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Is this guy just a meme or does he really force actresses to sleep with him? I mean, is there any proof or evidence of this?
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even if he doesn't, he''s a creep. Have you seen the amount of foot fetish 'isms' in his tv shows
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>>86275281
Thats definitely true but having shots of feet in your tv show doesn't really make you that much of a creep. I mean Tarantino does it. Even Malick does it with the Natalie Portman's feet
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>I mean, is there any proof or evidence of this?
No. Just a bunch of infographics made by people trying to be edgy by pointing out a supposedly dark thing in kids shows. Dan is just a failed comedian/actor who got stuck in the only part of the industry he was able to gain success: bad kids TV.
>>86275281
>Have you seen the amount of foot fetish 'isms' in his tv shows
You're projecting, and those example are mostly cherry-picked. Dan writes trashy, low brow comedy shows for children, and doing that requires using the cheapest, dumbest jokes possible. Feet are part of that because kids find them gross, so its easy to base gross-out jokes around them. He features feet about as much as bad dancing, silly faces, and other bad physical comedy.
HOL' UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN
WE SUM KINDA SUICIDE SQUAD?
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I don't need an army
All I need is
SEVEN
GOOD
MEN
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AHAHAHAHAHAAHA
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So Jon is a legit Targ now?
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ITT:
films women are incapable of understanding
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>>86275162
that's my mother's favorite film
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>What? Why did he go with minnie driver, I don't get it
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>>86275162
>IIT films ''men'' worry women will understand so they can't act like Will to get them into bed
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>>86275148
Then why does he cosplay as a meathead?
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>>86275278
shut up dyel bitch
being a meathead doesnt make u stupid
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>>86275278
hes a manlet
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Say you have to show your little brother/cousin the story of Jesus, but you only have two available movies to show them.
The Passion of Christ or Jesus Christ: Superstar?
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>>86326409
This is unironically kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8lzmbAn8_Y
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>>86326409
I've always wondered why Jim Caviezel never went on to greater success.
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>>86326832
its almost as if the people in charge of the entertainment industry hold some kind of grudge against him or the person he played for some very strange and unexplicable reason
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>Nick: I like to starve myself: it keeps the fear up.
has anyone tried this? does it work in real life?
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Fear is just hunger minus love.
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>>86274941
A constant supply of heroin is an integral part of this strategy.
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>>86274941
im pretty hungry right now
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Has a movie ever made you fall asleep in the theater? Pic related for me.
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>>86274855
???
but i thought cgi apes was meant to be kino
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The Two Towers
Deleted this show halfway through because it kept promoting degeneracy and perversion, but I have to say, this actressshould have been cast as Tulip in Preacher
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>>86274834
instead they could have just re-eddited the 1st season using face-app
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>>86274884
>everyone will eventually be able to do this to any piece of video easily
>we will finally be able to fix idris elba's filmography
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>>86274834
IM NOT A FAGGOT
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>Marvel's cinematography is bad!-
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Yes anon, it sure is. Glad you agree. Why the dash though?
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>>86327434
Because I saw this and was proven wrong.
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well that shit went on for about 1.5 minutes too long
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Rick & Morty is a gateway show of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive pop culture references and Juvenile NIHILISTIC faggotry. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The boring, uninspired characters all trying their hardest to be 'wacky', the corporate complicity, the soulless deploy of science fiction tropes, the whole hollywood stereotypical 'geek' humour and everything about the Rick & Morty world fuels their pseudo-intellectual fantasies of pretending to be 'smart' or 'intelligent', while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on uncalled-for violence, and overall nihilistic preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the average preteen's 'existential crisis' and his sense of gratuitous indifference towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underage reddit retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Rick & Morty is basically THE series to attract the most hated television fanbase known to /tv/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Rick & Morty threads ever encourage the reddit newfriends to show their faces here.
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being this pissed off about a mediocre cartoon show.
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>there are unironic naruto, dragon ball super, wan piss and shingeki no faggot generals on /a/ right now
>there are generals
>you will never see a naruto thread sagebombed and pasta spammed ever again
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>>86274792
>it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it
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We need to see the dothraki raping and pillaging and and the dragons eating humans how the fuck they got so big
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Imagine the size of the dragons dick.
It'd probably be the size of a horse
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so this scene confirms Jon is a Targ right?
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>tfw no Brigitte gf in high school
Wasted years...
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>the Fitzgerald's sisters catches you staring at them
What do?
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emily...
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yo
Great romantic comedy, or the greatest romantic comedy?
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>>86274475
>ends in impotence, failure and death
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>>86274475
I dont understand how he died. Specifically. Good movie though.
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>>86274475
This is how I'm going to die.
I'm going to take huge loan, double or nothing. If I win I pay off my debt and continue living, if I bust I'm going to kill myself. Knowing my luck It's going to be a one way ticket.
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Why did /tv/ bamboozle me into seeing this shit?
>Ryan Gosling is a Mary Sue
>Movie is supposed to be about driving but Gosling's skills are completely irrelevant to the plot.
>Ryan Gosling has the exact fucking face the entire time
>mediocre plot
>Most of the movie is filler.
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>>86274344
my gf liked it because of the single mother subplot
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you had to have been here for autism posting, I'm sorry but you're just too new to get it.
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>>86274344
drive is pure kino, if you don't get it you're probably a pleb
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I didn't get it, why did it show Lisa and Marge swinging bats too? Is this a reference to an earlier baseball episode I missed?
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>>86274266
the joke is that even in his sentimental memories Marge sucks at sports
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It was something to do with sneed
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>S9
The Simpsons was already shit tier at this point