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>>86324783
If he pulled it off would he die?

hurr durr ellipses I run, we get it, funneh joak

>I run

>tfw you sit behind a Robbie Raper

>>86324755
it's good for my immune system

There's always a thing that shows some bitch texting, a dude answering his phone and a dude recording the film before the movie, and the guy who answers my phone is my hero. He is a god amongst men.

>>86379816
I miss this fucking show.

>>86380368
Same, birthday boys was a good replacement but I think they got cancelled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el_3R7epYvA

I challenge you all to name a better sketch.

>>86324351

In the Accountant a mother ups and leaves her two children, one of them autistic the other not , with their father because she can't deal with the demands necessary to take care of the autistic one.

So no.

>>86324592
That's not really cowardice as much as it it selfishness

>>86324689
It's both selfish and cowardly.

hoyay

>>86324297
Cinémá

>>86324297
gay bondage

Yaqi the Tickler

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>>86324154
>19 year old pornstar stops by to promote her new movie
>it's called "World's Oldest Gangbang" and features her getting fucked by 15 people, all over the age of 60
>everybody jokes around while she tells the story of her life, which involves getting raped when she was 10, and being in reform school for 7 years
>she also seems stupid as shit, and doesn't understand common figures of speech
>Sal pays her 10 dollars to kiss his bare ass
>Ronnie and Bob Levy come in to ask how much they'd have to pay to fuck her
>everything's going great until Artie makes a black joke
>the pornstar gets very upset, and actually starts crying
>she's sensitive about racism because her boyfriend is black, and her adopted brothers and sisters are black
>she stays upset, so Howard makes Artie leave
>they start taking calls
>Artie calls in with a stereotypical black voice pretending to be her boyfriend
>she starts laughing, "That's not my boyfriend, that's Rob, my director."
>she's serious, she actually thinks Artie's comical black voice is the man she works for
>"AY YO, DAT ARTIE'S ONE RACIS MO' FUCKA"
>everybody's laughing at how dumb she is
>Howard asks if she wants to ride the sybian
>"Maybe I would have, but that fat racist fucker killed the vibe"
>Artie calls back in
>"AY YO, GET ON THAT SYBIAN BABY!"
>"*giggles* Okay, Rob."
>rides the sybian for a bit
>Artie comes back in
>Robin tries to convince the girl that no one who works there is racist
>she's finally starting to feel better
>Howard lightheartedly asks what she thinks of Jews
>"I think you guys get a lot of presents around Christmas."
>Bob Levy chimes in with "That's racist!"
>pornstar puts her pants back on and storms out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzzxsmDk5jc

my m8's grandfather was a guest on Howard once.

Wenches begone.

>>86324163
Whores vacate

>>86324493
Harlots dissipate

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https://letterboxd.com/OriginalName3/

>>86324539
that's one heck of an original name

>>86323969
Her name is Patricia Rooney Mara

>>86323932
well, like my great grandmother used to say, God bless her..."You can't ever have too much Big Bang Theory reruns in syndication"

>>86323932
I'll be making my white sauce and watching. Love it!

Fuck this show.

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Despite it’s criticism of the modernistic lifestyle, we also see the benefits represented fairly as well. Miss Jane is the diamond in the rough of societal progress. Her first interaction with the Clampetts is representative of how the new world and the old world are at odds with each-other, but the understanding nature of the Clampetts and the open-mindedness of Miss Jane managed to bridge the gap and create a compromise, thus showing us that there exists a happy medium. She acts as the guide through a totally incomprehensible world for the Clampetts, rationalizing the old and explaining the new. At first she’s hesitant to take on the old ways of the titular characters, but she quickly comes to see merit in their simple outlook on life and everything else.
The Drysdales, however, are representative of the natural conflict that must exist between polar opposites. At first, Mr. Drysdale is only interested in their money, but he gradually warms up to them as time goes on. His character walks a fine line between maximizing profit and remaining on good terms with the Clampetts, who practically scorn money for all intents and purposes. At first, he’s the typical grouch with a heart of gold once you get to know him, but he’s gradually eaten up by greed as time goes on and eventually turns into an underhanded antagonist. Mrs. Drysdale, however, is never friendly towards the Clampetts. Her character is above all else a social butterfly. As such, she’s trapped in her box to the point that anything of less than perfect poise and social presentation is a direct affront to her livelihood. In a way, she’s a direct parallel to Granny in that they’re both firmly rooted in their ways and refuse to budge from them. Unlike Mrs. Drysdale, Granny eventually softens up towards some topics and accepts the progress that has occurred since she was first introduced into the world.
cont.

C-c-c-combobreaker!

>>86323596
Is this what that weird Al song was based off of?

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alright, take this suit.

>>86323291
This is now a Report of the Week thread

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>>86324051
how would the Terminator played out if Reviewbrah was his target?

DUDE

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>>86323088
>>86323108
weed

>>86323108
>>86323139

Muh straight edge!

>>86323088

Bro depends what type of fun you wanna have. I love sparking to slow scifi films like Children of Men or quality hipster kino like wes Anderson

tiny alien waifu claimed

If you had the opportunity to murder Seth mcfarlane with no repercussions would you do it? Would you kill any other celebrities?

>>86322370

In a good way.

I'm already giving it more of a chance than the new Trek Series.

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>>86379861

>>86322309
he was jelly

It wasn't Mozart who was laughing at him. It was G*d.

It's really irritating to struggle and work hard to be good at something and then have to look at a guy who's a prodigy savant