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Jamie pull that shit up

>>86382743
Nigger I'll piss on him. I'll piss on him and I'll shit on him and I'll piss on him. Nigger I'll shit on him. I'll shit on him and I'll fuck my shit and I'll drink his piss

>leans in

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>>86413972
not American but until not too long ago I tought Korea was an island

It's in the north. NORTH Korea. Duh

>>86414059
dumb frogposter

whats a good documentary about her?

>>86382223
if do means murder and it means my dick, yes she did.

>>86382223
>swn murder you in ritualistic blood orgy in an italian villa

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More like fermented dab

Korea was a mistake.

I've poked an yuuge 'ole in muh chainmaille

only six feet? i suppose if she put on huge platform heels she could be in my home made giantess pornos

>>86382061
As the perfect tomboy if she cuts her hair again.

>>86382061
just that one scene in inherent vice over and over again

>>86382041
you don't have to leave the house to pay bills retard

>>86382077
or get groceries

>>86382077
>every country is like mine

>>86381609
Bc reddit tier show

>>86381609
Didn't they kill the puffy vagina girl though?

>>86381734
>puffy vagina girl
I think rick just shrank her and put her in summers boyfriends body.
But IIRC that dude is not in the picture by the time rickshank redemption happend so maybe he died too?

Thanks for your opinion "nerdwriter" discipline. Hopefully you can grow up soon and watch actual film

>>86413895
>some people now actually hate HP
wait, what happened?

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What is the point in arguing what is the best movie in the dullest franchise in history. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>>86381573

I don't think there's been a modern sequel that HASN'T been a masterpiece.

>>86381573
Giantess JOI porn?

Your obsession = banned

>>86381545
pretty accurate

4chan is too dumb and pathetic to be either of them.

Coontoons. Fuck lynch

shit

The show takes a JOKE from American Dad and try to be funny, but not, thats not Black Humor.
When I 13, maybe, but not today

Was pleasantly surprised.

Really liked the ending too, the soundtrack really added to it. The girl floating out into space is my worst nightmare

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the movie was legit shit you retard

>decent writing
yea the ISS sure has flamethrowers and only 1 radio

>>86381991
As expected from a frogposter.
Yeah the sci-fi was bullshit, but then again there's no life on Mars and robot arms can't catch probes going at dozens of meters per second relative speed, but you can't deny the great theme of birth and the cycle of life.
Also Reynolds being the black guy was funny and makes it worth it just for that.
Definitely Alien inspired, imo a worthy fun tribute.
Gyllenhaal was amazing just like usual.

>>86381191
It's good, but not great. Waltz is charming as always. Worth checking out if you like gilliam.

>>86381191
Was shit. Didn't care for it at all. God awful aesthetic too.

>>86381299
I'd say the aesthetic was really the only thing it did well.

>>86380941

People couldn't wrap their minds around Jessie Spano being a stripper.

>>86380941
it just wasnt the right time, people were shitting all over verhoeven during that period. it's getting more of its critical acclaim nowadays; apparently its pretty big in France.
there's a reason why verhoeven considers this a perfect movie. i mean it did everything it was trying to do.

>>86380941
I saw it and didn't get the extreme hate for it

Seemed like a perfectly fine flick to me

Nah kid push was dogshit

>>86380800
looks like that akira ripoff movie

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>>86380879
End yourself. Push was 10/10