>I'm da Jokah baybee
what did he mean?
MELVIN MELVIN
>>87500685
ITT cringeworthy joker thread
I'll go next
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U5dGx7vRtqA
>>87500685
>Wanna know how I got these scars?
>well
>I'm the Joker Baby!
What the fuck does that mean?
Does being the Joker Baby imply he'll have scars?
Didn't even realize this shit came out, did it bomb or something?
You would think a movie with 2 big stars would've had better marketing
This movie was a fucking mess.
>2 big stars
Tom Hanks sure. Emma Watson debatable.
>>87500632
It was a foreign financed indie film not a marketting budget.
It also grossed 32 mil worldwide on a 18 mil budget.
Lost City of Z grossed the opposite, 18 mil on a 31 mil budget. Lost City of Z is a flop.
King Arthur was a flop, not this.
Also it wasn't nearly as bad as people say. Compared to everything else this year especially. It's decent like the lost city of z.
>>87500772
Don't ever disrespect best Emma!
I want my 2 hours back
>german humour
I don't even know why I gave it a chance at first place.
>>87500716
BACK THE FUCK OFF!!?!?!?!?!?!
>>87500612
i want my grandma back
Why aren't there more shows about Muslim women?
All European women are Muslim women, they just don't know it yet.
>>87500583
there are a lot of them in muslim countries
Muslim women aren't allowed out of their houses, it would be very boring to have a show about one.
>Oedipean protagonist
>>87500252
ah-bloo-bloo
>>87500252
i love evangelion
Can you imagine if your mom had you when she was 13? That means she would be 28 when you're 15 haha
>ywn shift into Turbo
>>87413318
God i hated that blue ranger so much in that shitty movie, and the shitty mini vans that they drove were awful
>>87413318
I want to shift into Turbo with Cassie and Ashley if you know what I'm saying
>>87413318
What the fuck is this? Everything after the original power rangers is trash.
Thoughts?
Weinstein cum makes things happen
>>87521394
Should have been Poppy Drayton.
Bows are the new symbol of female empowerment? I hope she just does things and there's no "woe is woman," talk.
ITT: Characters that did nothing wrong
did you mean father who did nothing wrong?
>>87413235
Parenting
He didn't deserve it :(
> went to mu uncle's store
>"wow you seems shorter today, are you groeing backwards?"
> old lady thinks I'm 16 whike I'm in my middle 20's
Movies aboit being stuck looking like a kid? I've already watched Hook and The Orphan.
>>87413206
The Tin Drum
This old lady's offhand comments are going to shape your mind for years to come. You are a weak willed fool.
Anyone else got any fake patrician stories?
>be me
>at my local specialty video store
>looking at picking up Andrei Rublev and The Decalogue for some light weekend viewing
>qt 3.1459 walks in wearing a Pulp Fiction T Shirt
>”Plebeian” I mutter to myself
>she walks over and I get a glimpse of her hair that’s reminiscent of Shelly Duvall’s in 3 Women and turns to me
Tarkovsky! I heard he’s like Kubrick with Solaris, right?
>I’m immediately taken aback
Yeah, I guess if you think apples are like white pieces of dog shit. Kubrick is an overrated hack that’s work is appreciated by angsty teens and youtube movie critics who are afraid to admit they have shit taste beyond the last Star Wars. I mean, seriously? Tarkovsky at least had some soul to his work. Kubrick only had meme writing and autistic details.
>the qt gets a stern look on her face
Well 2001 is one of the best movies ever made.
>I tower over her, gaining strength as my ego causes me to float in mid air
>swarms of British Social Realism and Cassavetes films along with various out of print criterion DVDs surround and orbit me
2001 IS A DEEP NORMIE MOVIE WITH NO GREATER POINT. BARRY LYNDON IS FAR SUPERIOR
>the qt looks like Franz Biberkopf at the beginning of Berlin Alexanderplatz
>she begins to cry and cower in fear as my eyes shoot a beam of light powered by the gods of KINO, eviscerating her like the cop at the beginning of Repo Man
>Decide to get The Apu Trilogy instead
>mfw
>>87500244
>kubrick
>meme writing
finally someone who's woke
>>87500244
>the qt looks like Franz Biberkopf at the beginning of Berlin Alexanderplatz
goddamnit my sides
>>87500277
>being this tryhard
post best maury compilations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XFbK8TBBMI
>>87413099
forgot link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6kGNaax67A
This guy is about to ruin the Insidious franchise.
My friend the Insidious movies have always been shit
>>87413042
how do you ruin something that was never good
>>87413529
You make something even shittier.
we stop at pancakes house.
>>87413038
Oh ya you betcha
>>87413038
Am i the only one who thinks he looks like Ryan Gosling
What the fuck was his problem?
>>87412898
lost his headRIP in peace, you glorious Nazi bastard
>>87412898
Just couldn't let the Jew go, too blinded by his own past
>>87412898
white privilege
Is Adult Swim, dare I say, the spiritual successor of the 90's MTV ?
Question for all of you old enough to remember. I don't know if I'm thinking this because tv culture/music/MTV deteriorated so much (from what older guys knew) that it doesn't take alot to make something more alternative look awesome nowdays, and a have such long MTV withdraw nausea, that most times translates to something younger people might confuse with grumpiness or, worse, aloofness
>>87412737
>I don't know if I'm thinking this because tv culture/music/MTV deteriorated so much (from what older guys knew) that it doesn't take alot to make something more alternative look awesome nowdays, and a have such long MTV withdraw nausea, that most times translates to something younger people might confuse with grumpiness or, worse, aloofness
wtf am i reading
>>87412806
I don't know if I think AS is so good because nowdays TV sucks so much and music channels are so bad and boring and straight up shit when you compare it to 90's MTV
>>87412737
MTV was better in the 80s than it was in the 90s, young'un. So your premise is flawed and your thread is trash.