>gets raped
>cums
Lmao what a fag
>>86565194
was he jerking himself off? how the fuck does one cum without friction against the benis?
>>86566519
If you put pressure on the prostate you will cum. It doesn't matter what the situation is.
>>86566519
Prostate.
gimme one tausend dollars
>>86565136
UP AT THE CLUB!
>>86565136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj6xMhMrGa0
>Everyone talking about the latest capeshit show or GoT
>I'm stuck watching Mad Men for the 1000th time
Will anything else ever compare guys? Also Mad Men thread I guess, been too long since the good old /scpd/ days
>>86564963
How can you rewatch it that much? It's good, but not multiple rewatches good. I've marathoned it twice, and will watch again probably in 3-4 years.
>>86566034
It's the best tv series ever. It's worth multiple rewatches.
>>86564963
I've only watched the series two and a half times total but there are favorite episodes of mine (The Suitcase, Signal 30, Commissions and Fees, etc) that I can put on anytime I'm in the mood for a little Mad Men. They are just so good I don't think I'll ever tire of them. I wish they would consider making a "2 hour TV movie" and bring the cast back for a reprise, maybe to reminisce about Roger at his funeral??
have the Japanese finally perfected Godzilla?
>>86564673
Yup they did it last year.
>>86564673
>we want the bara audience
I'm trying to get rid of some my DVDs, one of my friends says he wants all these movies
What's a good price to ask for all of them? He's also the owner of a pizza place so I might wanna consider factoring a nice big loaded pizza as well. But that's optional.
give them to him for free
two medium peps for the kubricks a large hawaiian for the lynch shorts one large canadian for blue velvet cheesey bread sticks for the simpsons a cup of ranch dip for the matrix and a large dr. pepper for the rest
only one to keep is the matrix
>>86564723
But I need moneys so I can get dem honeys
>people who make 10 dollars an hour serving coffee, live in luxury apartments that run hundreds of dollars per month
>>86564515
just turn off your bran sweetie :^)
they do other stuff to pay for the apartment but they don't show that
>>86564515
I was a bum and lived in a whole floor for a while, plumbing didn't worked and I had a horse sticking his head through the window.
Just fapathoned this kino.
how much did I enjoy it?
who is this women
>>86564435
America Olivo - Friday the 13th (2009)
enjoy it friend, it's all yours
>>86564490
thank you where can i see her pusy
In the season 2 finale of Buffy, Spike choked Drusilla until she passed out.
Vampires don't breathe though, so how did that happen?
>>86564240
A chokehold also cuts off bloodflow to the brain
How did Angelus kill that gypsy dude if he didn't get invited in?
>>86564309
Yes, and the reason it knocks you out is because the blood is carrying oxygen to your brain, but vamps don't need it..
>Looters rob a store
>Store owners tries to defend his store with his lawful right to bear arms
>Matt sees the looters running away, still holding their stolen goods
>Beats up the store owners about to shoot them
What did they mean by this?
They were just kids.
>>86564098
He's a catholic
>>86565871
Why didn't those kids just drop the television when he pulled the gun? Why didn't Matt first make them give it up and then stop the store owners from shooting them. He had plenty of time to wrench that television out of those "kids" arms.
Have celebrity sex tapes killed the "actresses suck dick for roles" meme?
Because every actress who's ever been filmed sucking dick is objectively awful at it except for her and MAYBE Chloe Sevigny
>>86564047
I don't know, maybe people just like bad sex. Kim Kardashian became an international sex symbol in spite of being the worst lay in the western hemisphere
>>86564047
you got it
Have a small taste of the endless SJW bullshit in the Defenders. The call me paranoid again.
Also,
>Daredevil beats Iron Fist in single combat
Literally dropped
>>86563955
previous >>86554290
>>86564031
>>86563955
>getting so upset about superhero shows you have to make collages and webms
Go be white somewhere else, shrink dink
>>86564079
>mfw a literal nigger is posting on /tv/
The NK has 4 horseMEN but no female lieutenants.
According to you, why do all of them have long hair though
>>86563640
>why do all of them have long hair though
hair still grows after death
Women can't be villains, sweetie
>>86563683
not true. that's just one of those bullshit facts no one bothers verifying. but. also. they aren't wights and so not undead
Who will have a career after Riverdale?
>ywn fuck the crazy redhead with eyes darker than a black hole
Something about her makes me diamonds
>a CW actress having a career after their show ends
>>86563617
The brown one, gotta fill those diversity quotas.
Is Breaking Bad's Ozymandias the greatest TV episode of all time?
Yeah, probably. Anyone who says otherwise is an edgy contrarian and probably a GoT fan.
That one episode where Alf has to fight a giant cockroach was way better.
>>86563615
you bet it is.
me want tater
>>86563515
I love this dinosaur!
shin godzilla is a masterpiece
fight me irl