If I were you, I'd have sex with strange men. I'd have sex with basketball players. I'd have sex with greeks. Men from Greece. I'd satisfy my urges. I'd satisfy my sexual desires
>>86573207
>/b/ trolled Tom Green to hell and back.
Good.
I SAY GENEVA, YOU HEAR HELSINKI?!?!
>>86573265
haha yeah bro! He was just another old man, out of tough and behind the times. You step up and try to take on Anonymous, we'll knock you down a peg. We're the internet's final boss, it's overseer, the monster that goes bump in the night.
His time is over. Ours is just beginning.
When will this neo-Nazi Alt-Right content finally be banned? I've had enough of racism from Trump's America and the white supremacist Cartoon Network. Who's with me?
You thought this was funny enough to make a thread? Oy vey.
>>86573084dronaldddddd GRUMPFFF
>>86573174
How much longer does she have left to live?
>>86573081
Not long because of drumpf
>>86573081
Since he's been adding 10mg of rat poision to her meals, I'd say 2 more months.
>>86574448
Why would he feed her rat poison? Is he a seed of evil?
hey /tv/, what are some of your all time least favorite films?
>>86572901
Brazil was brilliant
You're a pleb faghat
I assume we're talking about movies that aren't obviously terrible, but rather movies that front as being good
>>86572901
here's some recentish ones that i fucking hated
>American Honey
>Hacksaw Ridge
>I Am Not A Serial Killer
>Midnight Special
>Your Name
Season 2 > Movie > Season 1 > Season 3
We can all agree this correct, right?
pity sage for utter plebitude
movie > shit > season 1 > season 2 > season 3
Season 1 > Movie = Season 2 >> Season 3
i guess i really am the only person that enjoyed season 3
It's Friday night.
Why haven't you called Everest?
>>86572708
> Stank niggas
>>86572708
>IT'S EASY
>>86572708
> Learned niggas
Rewatching the first movie now, and got to the bit where Sam Neill gets out of the car to see the sick Triceratops and Bob Peck says "See! I told you we should put locking mechanisms on the cars!"
How did I not spot this before? There were discussions about whether or not the cars taking tourists past carnivorous predators should have locks? And since every car comes with locks as standard, that means they specifically had those ones designed without locks. In a dinosaur safari park!
I swear Spielberg's greatest gift is taking shit that makes no sense at all and making the audience think "Yes, that seems reasonable".
Hammond was a senile old man who didn't think the park was dangerous at all
He brought his grandchildren on the test run
>>86572649
Spared no expense.
>>86572649
The eyes remind me of a guy I knew in highschool. Yeah, I assfucked him. Why are you asking?
Did you seriously think even for a moment that this story wasn’t going to end with me fucking his ass? We’re obviously not working on a level of mutual respect here.
You see a fine ass like that, clothed or unclothed, you’re going to find a way to fuck it. You’ll figure out a way to lure it away from all the other asses in your classes. You’ll devise a plan to trap it in the locker room with you, watch it quiver a while in fear. You’ll relish pulling the pants and then underpants off of that ass, and then gently easing yourself into its puckered hole. You’ll cherish the memory of the long strokes you take, in and out of that ass, slowly working your way to climax. You’ll lose your mind in ecstasy as you climax deep into that ass, and then keep fucking it, pumping your own cum out of that ruined colon.
Anyways he’s a 6/10
>Why don't you like Big Bang Theory, anon? You're totally just like Sheldon!
>>86572636
>"that is, fat sheldon I mean"
>>86572636
"OOOH-oh-oooooh oh my god. ba-bahz"i
>cummies
>awkward smile, adjust my pocket protector
"Bazinga"
Why is my attention drawn to that blurry gentleman in the background?
What's the best Bond flick?
>>86572513on her majesty's secret service
>>86572546
fpbp
/thread
they're all shit
>Unironically using normie
I only half-ironically use the term normie, the real word to describe them is 'sheep' because that also includes Trumptards and /pol/shits
>>86572482
Nice thread
>>86572482
Everyone knows /tv/ is a board full of normies, they even ban racial slurs up here these days, KEK
Hi, kiddies! I'm Dan Harmon, and welcome to How To Kill A Show In Three Seasons Or Less! It's really simple, see. First, you need a promising first season with some waaaaaaacky characters! Once you've found out which waaaaaaaaaaacky character the audience likes the most--we'll call this hypothetical character AbedRick--you gotta start pushing him in season two. Like, really pushing him, dedicating entire episodes to people slobbering ALL OVER his knob. Got it? And then you end this second season with something totally proposterous.
Now, the third season--this is key, people--is when you gotta go META. Okay? Your hypothetical AbedRick, who the fans love so much? You gotta start, like, EXPLORING him. Put him front and center, no more plots about anything but his personality, about everyone talking about how awesome he is, about him being the most important fucking person in the universe. You gotta take everything the fans loved around him and shove it into their mouths so hard they have a gag reflex. Once you've got the ball rolling, Season 4 takes care of itself, and no one will want a Season 5.
Any questions?
>>86572406
GO BACK TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE, YOU FUCKING HACK!
>>86572406
I have a question.
When did you stop giving a shit about quality while Justin did?
>>86572406
not enough stuttering, this isn't really Harmon
A PORN WEBSITE OFFERED ‘SENSE8’ A FULL SEASON 3 RENEWAL
The announcement of a Sense8 finale offered some relief from the sting of cancellation, but surely a full third season is off the table, right? Perhaps not, as porn website xHamster is tossing its hat (and presumably other clothing) into the ring to host a third season of the Netflix drama.
xHamster reached out to Sense8 creators Lana and Lilly Wachowski with an offer to partner on a full third season of the globe-spanning sci-fi series, rather than the scheduled conclusion in development for Netflix next year. The offer is in fact to continue the series as-is, rather than draft some sort of porn parody. In particular, the letter implies that xHamster would match the (notably large) Netflix budget, and offer greater freedom for the show’s diverse depiction of sexuality:
xHamster is currently one of the most trafficked websites on the internet. We get more visitors daily than the New York Times, ESPN, or the Daily Mail. In short, we have the eyeballs and the revenue. Unlike with Netflix, you wouldn’t be competing for part of our production budget – it would be yours.
cont.
>>86572360
We also have the disposition. We know that a series about polymorphous perversity is a hard sell for a mainstream network like Netflix. We have no such limitations, and also understand implicitly the interconnectedness of sexualities across boundaries. In short, we are a we.
xHamster has a long history of fighting for the rights of sexual speech, and non-normative sexuality. In addition to allowing billions of users to connect with individual articulations of gender and sexuality, we continue to use our audience to speak up against repressive anti-LGBTQ laws in the US and abroad, and for sex-ed in public schools Planned Parenthood and the rights of sex workers.
Lest you think the website made the offer tongue-in-cheek, we reached out to xHamster for additional clarification. Vice President Alex Hawkins told us they were aware of the potential hurdles and stigma, but nonetheless genuine with the idea:
FIN
This is what """they""" do. They're trying to infiltrate our media so that they can influence our youth through TV. It's the same reason why you see so many graphic sex scenes in movies today. It's """their""" plan to corrupt our youth so they can forget good family values and usher in the death of western civilization as we know it. Don't fall for the lies.
Feel like this is going to somehow trigger SJW's for the fact their tranny capeshit show is only airing on porn sites now.
>put on new Dave Chappelle Netflix special to watch with my sister
>"Why are we watching this guy? Can't we watch Kevin Hart instead?"
Have you told your sister she's a massive fucking pleb?
Nick Cannon is hilarious!
>>86572252
She knows. She just doesn't care.
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
How does that make you feel?
>>86571954
It's pretty crazy that this is the final show still running that premiered on the WB.
>>86571954
I used to read Wincest fanfiction all the time haha I was such a stupid little fangirl
That it should have ended in 2010
How is he still alive?
>>86571939
He was wearing a shit ton of makeup to look older in The Exorcist
intermittent fasting, brah!
Will either of them ever die?