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>Yes, the island of Nootka
What did he mean by this?

*acquires wagonloads of hooker piss*

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>makes a proper sunny-side up egg and eats it with utensils

what a madman

She's weird looking.

Too young to play Batgirl. It would be weird during the intense public sex scene between her and 50 years old Ben Affleck.

imagine what she'll look like when she's 30

>>87511818
Somewhere in the 10,000s

inb4 pasta

Why didn't the "wizards" just cast themselves out of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

he'll adapt shakespeare but somehow turn it into million cuts of exposition and time shifting

Hyperion

Episode 9

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>>87511526
Me on the right

This new Pennywise has to be the scariest movie monster we've seen in years. Literally years. There's two scenes in this movie that absolutely sent shivers down my spine. First when Pennywise possesses the slideshow and we finally get to see his very creepy and mental face in the final scene. What a build-up! I nearly pissed myself.

The other one is in the basement, first we see the excellent performance by Georgie's actor. You'll float too never has sounded more epically scary. And then Pennywise rises from the waters. I jumped in my chair and still do when watching this. I can tell I will be on the edge of my seat in theatres this september.

The movie itself seems to capture that 80s feeling we've seen in Stranger Things and other important work. Do your part and see it in theaters. Be a part of history.

>>87511484
who keeps hiring this blankfaced idiot

you also ate a cum peach then too lol

>>87511484
Wait, they're making a Ruth Bader Ginsberg biopic called The Basis of Sex?

>>87511332
Because they loved her?

Same reason people jerk off to MomPOV

>>87511332
I'll marry it if it means I don't have to go back to my shit job on Monday

Ghostbusters 2016

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>>87532589
Pan's Labyrinth

>>87532589
Il Postino.

>>87511304
porn lol

A white as fuck movie.

It looks like a very expensive cast

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>>87510905
her future son, pic related

Is she just good at acting because she is old or is the character written good?

>>87510905

It's okay OP, being a colossal faggot isn't the handicap it used to be.

Hopefully they actually make Drive entertaining next time

They totally have to cast this guy as the driver. There's nobody better as a diversity pick.

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>>87511004

Forgot pic

>>87510869
Night shift at Wal-Greens, bless her heart.

Clips4sale

>>87510869
She's pretty damned attractive.

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>>87531705
First elaborate on why this film is pretentious. I bet you can't.

>>87531743
It insists on itself.

>>87531743
I could. But I don't really want to and I think it's pretty obvious.

Now post more pretentious movies. I love to hate watch that cringy shit.

>>87510317
Lt. Ripley

>>87510317
She's pretty good. She's competent at her job and that's pretty much all I want to see out of characters. They act in the best way possible according to all the information hey have

yup ripley first one to come to mind