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>>87776615
When is she gonna show them whappers brehs

>>87776615

gone girl and die another day

>>87776615
An Education
DOOM

>>87775510
a fat ass

>>87775510
some pulp

Lmoa at you! Carmella was a female angel! What did she see in tony?

>>87775498
Brains like a hummingbird

Women don't watch films to watch films. They watch films to spend time with you, and if they're losing interest, it's your fault.

>>87775498
>go to see Wind River with mom
>about 30 minutes in
>"Did you see I got a new screensaver?"

What the fuck mom

there's an anagram in there somewhere

He was about to say that he regrets the role.

>>87775469
Nothing! He said nothing!

Dear girls:

do nothing but stay kind of thin, whore up, do your make up and fuck and suck the fuck out of as many chads as humanly possible before you turn 27

>>87774711
If you like CGI fight scenes then no
If you like literally anything else then yes

>>87774711
It's competent, well written, beautifully stylized, [but boring as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck]

>>87774650
why do you guys care so much about politics? I genuinely could not give less of a fuck about politics and I don't understand what about it lures people in so hard

>>87774650
You mean before he stopped being funny?

>>87774650
/best mistake/

>>87774619
it's a good meme movie
/thread

good or not it's just fun

>>87774619
It's pretty good at doing the campy spy stuff with gadgets and whatnot that Craig's bond movies refuse to do.

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>>87774573

this is a real aussie 10

pug

JUST

it's the first watchable season since season 2

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*inaudible whale sounds*

The sarah paulson show

The main cast tries to find out what movie theater butter ACTUALLY is

So are you gonna try to get this to an agent?

A dramedy about a bunch of failed filmmakers who pool money to open an arthouse movie theater that plays classics and cult films. We follow them through their struggles with dwindling audience numbers, pretentious hipsters and a rival theater across the street that shows only mainstream films. The main cast is 4 characters: all between the ages of 25 and 35, and all white. There's one girl but she works as a popcorn girl. Throughout the show we have several cameos of directors known for their love of cinema. First to mind would be Tarantino, who actually gets invited to the rival theater after they stage a "classics night". And our main guys are pissed because the rivals are stealing their schtick. So they try to invite a famous director, but they fail. Then, accidentally, Michael Bay wanders into their theater. And now the rival guys are jealous because they idolize Michael Bay. So there's a whole episode about them trying to subtly trade Tarantino for Bay but at the end of the episode both directors end up piss drunk and start a brawl.

Bill - The Leader
Ben - The Engineer
Eddie - The Map
Mike - The Historian
Stan - The Realist
Richie - The Joker
Bev - ???

>>87773653
The Hole

I don't understand why Stan would kill himself. Why not just ignore the phone call and not return to Derry?

>Normies hate it
>Critics love it

it's kino

Does anyone know the full plot to this? Spoilers welcomed.

>>87772867
>we
shills and upvote/downvote obsessed redditors*

>bait

You can say that about bond movies in general.

>objectively dull
Wrong
I agree that TND is great though and severely underrated. We could almost be friends anon..
But at their core I think his next two films were poorly directed more than anything, especially The World Is Not Enough because it has terrible pacing.

Tv scientists need to stay relevant somehow.

Redditors actually called him out on his bullshit. I'm impressed.

Ebin kek xp

Hannibal wasn't black

>>87772278
He was African

>>87772309
So are egyptians

Google Image Egyptian man