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>>86704319
Goose in The Nice Guys

>>86704308
>I've never liked Jeremy Renner
Proved his acting chops to me in The Town and Louie

>>86704308
>that tagline

Wow racist much?

>>86704308

I was pleasantly surprised - struck me as the lost third season of True Detective.

3 is kino

Goblet of Fire

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What is the point in arguing what is the best movie in the dullest franchise in history. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

He was the best in the biz

>>86704280
>at the park
>in your car

Why was this guy so memorable?

>>86704280

Holdover employee from the old business called "Chucks"

>>86704970
True, Only Yesterday and Princess Kaguya were both 10/10

>more relatable to life
Weeb? Have you ever worked a day in Japan ? No? Then you are no better than a tourist

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>>86704970
nah, Tezuka is the true anime OG. Miyazaki is basically a Disney house nigga for with all the jew dubs his films have thanks to them, Tezuka was an original that they had to steal from to stay relevant

Imagine being the size of, say, a cell phone, and being under that suit, pressed firmly against her hot and sweaty skin. Anywhere, really.

>GET ON
what did she mean by this

Maybe it's really cold in the matrix so it balances out.

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>>86704136
quality m8

>>86704969
>Spider-Man 2

>one of the best superhero movies of all time, even critics who hate superhero movies loved it

>Homecoming

>a blatant experiment to see how much SJW traits can be put into a movie that typically appeals to only white males, it's not even beating a third wheel superheroine movie in the box office, and its only saving grace is Michael Keaton

How many failed attempts at jelling together a dozen plots from the "Marvel™ Universe™" before they just have ONE character and ONE story in ONE movie.

I don't want to put in the effort of getting invested in the 20 preceding movies just to watch the latest one and know who's who and what's what.

>>86704969
as someone who has managed to ignore all of the spideyshit so far, just how many films are there? it seems there's at least ten.

can some aspie list them all?

>>86704131
No, it was consensual

>>86704131
Uhhh honey, rape only happens to the underpriveleged black trans women of the world sweety :)

Check yourself, you nazi.

>>86704131

You can't rape men silly boy!

The Tick is always kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9jHgrbjUL0

I didn't think they could do better than Warburton but the show looks great so far.

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>>86704101
yeah that first promo episode was good, glad they fixed the outfit too

>>86704051
this photo enlivens mai beanis.

>>86704051
Shut up and fuck your aunt, Jon.

>>86704051
Pairing sure as fuck didn't come from nowhere. It's pretty obvious this is what fatso intended from the start.

Israel is full of j*ws

free palestine

inb4 the nazi rant & subsequent shit-slinging