Was this shot kino?
>>86759949
No but this is
>>86760126
He looks like Howard Stern
>4 seasons
>director is lauded for their cinematography
>literally all symmetrical compositions
>>86759924
That has literally never happened, dumb frogcuck.
CONTRABAND.
Anon, your weekend pass is revoked.
>Are you in good hands with Allstate?
>Are you-are you in good hands?
>Alright, fuck that bullshit!
>Bring the other guy up!
>Get ready! This Summer, Arnold Schwarzenegger's back!
>How 'bout Steve takes over!
Was this the pinnacle of stand-up kino?
>Was this the pinnacle of stand-up kino?
No the part where his mic disconnects and he can't plug it back in is.
>Not posting a link to the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeddPFvkn1o
>>86759896
cringekino
I have never felt so much white hot anger watching a movie. This film is amazing but also emptied me inside.
I will never trust anything a child says ever again
>used to work as a substitute teacher for a while
>children are always being weird and clingy, but never think anything of it
>watch this
>absolutely terrified to work with children ever again
Fear-mongering kino at its finest.
This sort of happened to a guy I knew but the kids were middle school age. It didn't lead to him getting charged with anything, but he lost his job and all that. Scary stuff. Working with younger kids as a man is always a risk.
>>86760358
I worked as a camp counselor for a few years, and was usually put with teenagers. Groups of girls would always try to hang around me because they thought I was funny, and I constantly worried about someone making some kind of accusation or thinking something was going on. The most fucked up part is that you eventually get paranoid for being good at your job, which feels like shit. It's even worse when you know girls have crushes on you.
Luckily, no one ever made allegations about me or anything. One time, a girl got jealous I was promoted over her and tried to say something about me making her "uncomfortable" in the past, but no one took that shit seriously. I had an internal freakout as soon as I heard her say those words, though.
Is the first season of Westworld one of television's finest achievements?
they tried to spread 4 episodes of plotlines into a full season, if they actually followed through on the premises they set up instead of trying to slow reveal everything it would be a great series, but they literally did not follow through at all.
its one of those series that will build up suspense just for the sake of suspense so they could string you along for an entire season.
lazy as fuck. do the work. i hate what they did. suckered me in with 3 good episodes and got no payoff. ugh hate those westworld faggots.
>>86759946
>>86760028
This is without a doubt the most pretentious board on 4chan holy fuck.
>>86759882
Nah, it was HBO sticking its tongue up its own ass
Has anyone seen this before? It's really good.
Haven't seen it. You say it's good?
Looks pretty gay to me bro, sorry.
>Refn
>not unwatchable garbage
Romance recs?
The big sleep (1978)
>>86760023
Not a fan of The Long Goodbye, but I'll check this out. Thanks.
:(
is panucci a reference to sneed?
>>86759721
Panucci's Pizza
(Formerly Chuck's 'za)
>>86759721
my dog
*proving shitty writer can be good actors*
DUDE
Dick jokes
WEED DUDE 420
Good morning chair. Good morning lamp. Good morning toilet. Good morning plant.
>>86759497
Fuck this movie made me cry.
>>86759497
Good morning insufferable faggotI really hated this kid[spoiler/]
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
Okay, let's be honest here, The Lego Movie, Wreck it Ralph and Inside Out did NOT start the cliches that are ridden in the Emoji Movie. This shit has literally been going on since the rise of Pixar, with movies like Toy Story, Monster's Inc and Bug's Life being the pinnacle of "muh underdog loser" and "muh fantasy micro society". Hell, you can even trace just about all these cliches back to every generic 90's children movies featuring actual humans. Don't act like this trend started in 2010 you silly children.
>Muh underdog male character who tries his best but always fucks up or looked down on, to the point of everyone hating him (Mike Wizowski, Woody, Flik, Lightning McQueen, Linguini).
>Muh girl power girl who is edgy and cool because she's independent and / or don't need no man (Princess Atta, Jessie, Porsche).
>Muh micro society that humans don't know exists/weird alternate reality (The toys, the monsters, the fish, the bugs, the cars)
>Muh liar revealed (Woody, Flik, Sulley, Lightning McQueen, Linguini.)
>Muh sad and depressing scene where underdog wants to commit sui.
>Underdog finally redeems himself and everyone likes him.
If anything, this only proves that Pixar isn't really clever at all with their storytelling as it's the same regurgitated shit.
>what are tropes and conventions
>a shit movies does a terrible job trying to steal a companies tropes
>its the fault of the company
>not the shit movie for being shit
Sony shills fuck off
>>86759495
Tropes are tools.THey can be used correctly and in a clever manner or being played painfully straight
DABID or how to turn an amazing story into shit and feminist propaganda the thread
>feminist propaganda
more like FRAGILE WHITE MALES BEING FRAGILE
>>86759835
They could have done some cool shit like Viscerion swoops in at the last second and blocks the spear from killing Drogon and dany.
>>86759919
Is this one of them strawman comics or where are the people that are complaining that there's women in positions of power?
>episodes 2, 3 and 4 all the least funny episodes of R&M ever created
>characters were way off in every single one of these three episodes
>stories made no logical sense
>stories just seemed driven by trying to push an agenda
>agenda being pushed literally just by characters going on a screaming rant in every episode for 5 minutes about their bullshit problems
>Episode 5 was perfect, classic R&M full of a logical plot, sprinkled in with the small well timed one off jokes that R&M is know for
>actual character development instead of characters just acting way different than usual for no reason
>Ep 2,3, and 4 written by women
>Ep 5 written by the man who did the Mr. Meseeks and Auto Erotic Assimilation Eps
Conclusion: I never wanted to be that guy that blamed women for ruining things, but they have given us the 3 worst episodes of R&M every created
>half the episode dedicated to Summer's teen girl boob-related issues
Sorry mate, episode was still shit.
>>86759861
>half
nigga u dumb
>>86759861
That was barely in the episode, it just gave the other characters something to do. And yet it was still planned out well, it wasn't just Summer going on 5 minute tangents
Is this a "good" show or will it just waste my time?
I dont want to fall for yet another Lindelof meme
>>86759784
Well?
i'd say it's an 8/10 overall. worth watching if you've got nothing else.
He actually pulled off a good ending this time.