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>>86875073
Dude was getting a blowjob from a dude in a bear costume

manbearpig represents global warming
manbearpig is blowing the old guy (politician) representing the giant con job it is

>>86875073
Apparently this relates to a part from the book those guys were at a party with furries and he gave him da succ

go to bed Rob

but Lords of Salem is easily his worst movie

>>86875029
I'm not him. 31 was hysterically fucking bad. One of those movies so bad people forgot it happened.

>>86875005
check sp and reddit there will be streams posted

Stranger Things was epic

>>86874979
>making/publishing products intended to be successful
That's the original idea... oh wait.

>>86874979
Strange Things was good
Narcos is very well received
Ozark isn't bad so far
The commedy specials used to be cool.

he doesn't give a shit he just wanted to make a movie where guy gets completely fucking shattered from being hit by a truck

>>86874948
who and who

>>86875042
its talking about that god awful deathnote remake

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>>86874934
Let's you decode the plot.

Lynch is a hack who isn't nearly half as good as his influences

If you wear it, creamed corn goes from tasting like dog vomit to prom queen pusy

>>86874912
Bart: Formerly Chuck's

>>86874974
Bart: Formerly Bort's

sneed

Their attention spans aren't long enough. I doubt they even made it past the first page of Plato's The Republic.

I want to build a house upon Henry Cavil's perfect chest and live there forever.

>>86874856
It's a sub-demi-flick, as is most capeshit, not a film. Using the term "normie" suggests you're a normalfag yourself, and are in fact the intended audience. So shut the fuck up - "normies" love this flick, they eat capeshit up, all of it. Don't even post on /tv/ again suggesting such tripe amounts to an actual film.

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>>86874853

Can't wait for the blu ray release.

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I want to lick Linda Hamilton's face.

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anyone here remember the terminator 2 3d ride at universal i think?

it had water rain down on you

it was great

just drained my balls

>>86874976
ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE ROOM

THIRD REVELATION!

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>You don't climb into a T-180 to be a driver. You do it because you're driven.

one of the greatest movies

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seizure inducing kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nin7_XotRNI

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>DUDE CHECK OUT THIS BOOK I JUST USED TO KILL PEOPLE WITH
>OMG WERE IN LOVE NOW LMAO
Thats all that takes to get with Stacy?

>>86874842
hey respect my wife

Country music definitely fits with the "American" theme. Also, I don't mind the guy who plays Shadow at all. He's not an incredible actor by any means, but he's done well so far.

I really enjoyed season 1, but I don't think it's very accessible for people who haven't read the book.

There was definitely some jazz, either in episode 1 or 2. I thought the soundtrack was pretty good, actually.

>>86874777
>leaves a show where the showrunner literally had him shot in the face
>his next role is a cuck and basically the unluckiest motherfucker on Earth, despite the fact that at least in the series Shadow is just a very nice dude