Why is he sobad_at making films?
>>86901232
One of the only true auteurs left
>>86901249
He's pureshit
Wow I can't wait for quirky mediocrity.
A fucking GUN
Hey so if anyone has been up to date on the fact that the new Americanized version of Deathnote the movie on Netflix it's so fucking obvious that it's just a shitty piece of propaganda for the elitist agenda from cucking Light into a little bitch plus sexualizing it every minute to adding liberal diversification by making L black also incorporating the use of the deathnote to "rid the world of criminals" by attacking North Korea and other countries outside of the US which regardless of your opinion is purely political given our government has been responsible for stripping sovereignty from every nation since ww2. Anyways who would love to see an alt-right version where light is purely driven to rid the world of (((them))) and game over beautiful world lmao
>we must defend osgiliath
>the plan is we let half of the orcs enter the city unchallenged then we attack the rest getting off the boat that way the orcs can hammer and anvil us and attack from both sides
No wonder boromir was the favourite son, why didn't faramir use some of those big gondor shields theyre famous for to shield wall the entrances
Was doctor strange the only good movie of 2016?
Tell me which was your favorite movies, your top 5.
>NIGGERS. I HATE YOU NIGGERS. GET OUT OF THAT TREE. NO ONE LIKES YOU NIGGERS. YOU DON'T BELONG HERE
Jesus wasn't that a inappropriate for a kids movie?
Why didn't the Eagles stick around to hear King Aragorn sing?
They just drop off the hobbits and fly away?
Why wasn't Gwaihir eligible for kingship? How is he less qualified than Aragorn?
A man is hiking across the moors, when a terrible storm hits. The driving rain and howling winds attack him for hours before he eventually stumbles across a tiny isolated hamlet and thankfully takes refuge in their pub.
Seated at the bar, the heat of the fireplace drying his socks, the man orders a pint from the barkeep. After he's been nursing his drink for a while one of the locals in the pub stands up and shouts "Forty-three!" Everyone in the pub starts chuckling and his mates clap him on the shoulder as he sits down.
Another halfhour later another local stands up and shouts "Twenty-two!" and again everyone in the pub laughs.
The traveller is very confused by now, so when a short while later yet another local stands up and shouts out a number to riotous laughter, her calls over the barkeep.
"Barman," the traveller asks, "Why is everyone laughing at these random numbers?"
"Well sir," the barman explains, "this is a very isolated village, and everybody here has heard everyone elses' jokes hundreds of times. So to save time instead of repeating the same jokes we all know repeatedly, we assigned each of the jokes a number and just say that instead."
"I see," says the man. "Alright, I'll have a go."
The traveller finishes his pint, stands up, and loudly shouts "Forty-one!" to the locals.
>For punchline A, please click here:
>>>/s4s/5730147 →
>For punchline B, please click here:
>>>/s4s/5730136 →
>>86900987
Bump. Too lazy to read all that though.
Nice story, OP. I bet it would make a great kino.
>>86900987
Punchline A is better.
Was it really the BBT of the 90s?
Frasier mocked pretentiousness, not intelligence. It was actually clever about it too.
How fucking dare you.
>>86900950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuQAEVLljF4
Why'd she do it?
Patrician waifu. Those pencil skirts HNNRG
What she do again? That show is so forgettable.
Do you think the Simpsons really meant this?
They usually arent so low iq
Come gather 'round, children
It's high time ye read
'Bout a villain named Janny
And a hero named Sneed
We just want to funpost
Fresh memes and O.C.
But Janny deletes them
>he does it for free
So we'll post day and night
'Bout the old Feed & Seed
They have the Janny
But we have the Sneed
>>86900898
That doesn't change the fact that you're spamming this shit meme now, jason
>>86900963
BASED
Thoughts on the Office (U.S.)?
could've ended with Michael leaving
although some of the Robert California stuff was funny
>>86900869
UK was miles better
cringekino
YFW you realize you just hired the director of Netflix's Death Note to helm the biggest movie in your Godzilla franchise
>>86900868
>slightly above average Godzilla movie with tons of gore
>mfw
>dood 80s music XD
fuck right OFF
TELL ME NOW (Tell me now)
SHOW ME HOW (Show me how)
TO UNDERSTAND,
WHAT MAKES A GOOD MAAAAAAAAN
Do you think he's back?