er noon guys. i just got out of work and im drinking some beers and eating shrimp scampi. can you recommend a good and confy movie to watch.. i have 20 beers to drink.
>20 beers in one night
Wew lad, I feel bad for you especially because you're probably American and the beers are trash
>>86905059
Try drinking 20 IPA's it's alot different than 20 rolling rocks. 20 rolling rocks in a day is doable because it's so light.
>>86905059
ill end up drinking 14 and passout
>all these remakes with male characters changed to female
How do I remake The Accused (1998), but with a twink playing Jodie Foster's part?
Any good paranormal documentary shows?
>>86904925
there was that ytv show. Ghost stories or something?
I likethe scientists dr skeptic or something, who would shit on all paranormal explanations at the end.
Why are prequels so memeable?
>>86904931
Because they're ridiculous
Who will play them in the inevitable biopic?
Justin Bieber and Samu L. Jackson.
This is a battle for western civilization
Literally the Alt Right vs BLM
>>86904802
I want to like Conor but I respect Floyd's clean cut no-tatt look, it's a stark contrast to Conor's blatant degeneracy
>tfw no Brigitte gf in high school
Wasted years...
>>86904801
Imagine how ugly and creepy she would find you.
>>86904801
That is Adam from the popular movie review channel YMS
>>86904801
I have to admire your determination to do this everyday
Can someone explain this one please?
>>86904796
The blue fetus is Eustace trumpet
if you dont get it now, you never will
but anyways, how come cartoons are so sterile now? there will NEVER be another show like courage again. it was like a nightmare being played out each episode
>tfw no strictly platonic friendship in high school
Wasted years...
Ohhhh shut up, cunt. Every fucking day it's the same "woe is me! Woe is me!" thread. Get a life or end it, you mopey fuck.
>you will never take nighttime walks by the river in freezing February weather together before coming home and drinking hot tea in bed
Why live?
IT'S A PERIOD!
>>86904741
Trier's really into it
>>86904942
poor harold
What's a fun movie with a narcissistic protag/antagonist?
nice dubs
>>86904711
american psycho is pretty good
>>86904711
American Psycho is pretty good.
What are movies where the main character deals with anxiety/depression
Synecdoche, New York is a depressing movie
>was younger than Sato when I first watched Welcome to the NHK
>now im several years older and nothing has changed for me
Castaway on the Moon
ITT: Worst films you've seen
Bonus points for cinema.
THE OTHER RIDES A BMX
Alright gents, lets discuss how to fix Death Note 2017. Explain what you change such as plot structure, recasting, etc.
Currently watching it and right off the bat:
1. Not make Light have that terrible hair cut and dye.
2. Have him be in a private school so they would have uniforms and he would seem more mature by wearing a blazer and tie.
3. Make Misa or whatever the fuck her name was an Instagram model so she's similar to Misa from the anime as an idol.
(This is the first time watching it so I'm only 5 minutes in.)
>>86904645
never existed
>>86904713
OP here and fpbp, however, if you were the director and you were being paid to make it how would you make the movie not suck ass?
Alright 24:00 in here's the rewrite:
Light is a preppy kid in a private school who has the note, Mia is an Instagram model they used to be friends but they've started to drift apart because Light is focused on school and Mia just wants to use her looks to get ahead.
Light acquires the Death Note in the same way as in the anime while thinking about how bored he is of his own life.
Light and the dad have the conversation about the man who killed Light's mom but they still don't know who it is.
Light uses the Death Note that night and we have the similar transition wherein a bunch of criminals are shown being killed, primarily those in the United States this is what leads L to assume Kira is in the US.
People begin to whisper about Kira and his cult online is born, Mia is seen wearing a 'Kira' shirt in public and is posted online, Light realizes just how influential he's become through his alter ego.
Same time Light's dad tells him they found out who killed his mom based on DNA evidence/cameras/confession.
Light immediately kills the man, and this draws public attention as Light's dad is actually a police commissioner or something so it makes the news that a man who has killed a police commissioners wife is now dead by Kira, this causes people to say that Kira is an ally of the police and more importantly JUSTICE, Light's dad doesn't feel the same way talks to Light about not being happy about it and that people have a right to due process as it may have been a hit-and-run/ just a mistake and that fleeing the scene was the true crime.
Misa hears about this and contacts Light to express her sympathy and to see how he's doing.
Heh heh, there he is!
Watch it, Paulie
>>86905147
Oh! Where you get the fucking balls to talk to me like that, huh? Fuckin' guy.