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20 minutes into wedding and chill and he give you this look

too slow nigga

>>86908234
>>86908234
>>86908234

suck my dick mcclure. dont ever look at my wife again you son of a bitch

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>>86908165

reminder, sneed poster is an underage spammer

>>86908097
I'm gay for the driver (no homo)

>>86908190
im gay for you (much homo)

>>86908018
The commentary track is godly.

>>86908018
>Conan the Barbarian
>fascist
Wut. Did I miss the part where Conan advocates a hybrid socialist-capitalist economy organized along corporatist lines while leading a nationalist-collectivist movement?

>>86907992
no its not nine film its 1 film. its called 9 because aliens live in city 9. you watch it watch good movie.

>>86908434
if it's only a 1/10 film why would i watch it?

>>86908498
It's better than that Die Antwoord movie.

I remember a scene that takes place in a prison cell, where this guy pretends to have hung himself, but is actually suspended by a selfmade brace.
When a guard comes in to check, he knocks the guy out and flees.

I think he might have been the villain of the movie, but I'm not sure.

>>86907845
There's a Dutch (presumably made for TV) movie that I once saw that I have been low-key looking for for years. The one scene I remember involved a man and a woman (both middle aged I think) in a rowing boat in a small stream (too small to be called a river) looking at garbage that has been dumped by some large factory, and the man says "OH NO NO NO" and the woman follows up with "THIS... THIS IS OF THE DEVIL". Possibly the two worst delivered lines I've ever heard. Sadly, I'll probably never find the film.

Every name in the guest book is 'Joe D Foster'.

>>86907808
Fat kids probably do.

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>>86907808
Once when one of my friends was sleeping over when I was 8 I smuggled like 4 lollipops to my room. That's it. Fat people make me really uncomfortable and sad.
Pic related is kino.

>>86907808
S-somebody... get me w-white doctor...

>>86907782
Well im not a fan of him but he struck gold and thats enough in my book to give the fat unfunny chut, he made it. Scream into the void all you want i get it.....but he still sleeps in a mansion, makes dumb money, fuckin alot funnier than schumer but makes lots less.

I like his stand up.

The First Evening with Kevin Smith is actually a very good piece of stand-up/storytelling. The guy really used to know how to tell a story and make it interesting; I don't even think I'd seen anything of his before watching it, and I was so entertained I started catching up on his output until that point.

I haven't seen any of the sequels or kept up with his podcast since then, though. What I have heard of his podcast isn't great, and his movie have declined, so I'm assuming he lost some of that ability.

>>86907768
absolute fucking kino of the highest order desu. roxburgh is fantastic as the british suave shitheel

>>86907928
It's Strayan ya prick

>>86907768
Great first 2 series, gets a bit messy after that. The dog fickers episode is the best one.

https://twitter.com/AdamWingard/status/901333402380455937

>if you don't like my movie you're trolling
What a pathetic piece of shit.

I have no idea why Wingard is praised as much as he is. The only relatively decent movie he's made is The Guest, and even that is derivative as fuck, relies on nostalgia, and falls apart near the end.

>>86907759
Really, really bad. Honestly, it's the kind of movie that makes you wonder if anyone even READS these scripts before pledging millions of dollars to fund the production. There are huge, gaping plot holes and failures of logical storytelling every five minutes. Why does nobody bother to speak up and correct things like this? any idiot on IMDB would see the flaws in this story, but a whole team of producers, cast & crew can't be bothered to fix it while they have a chance?

i like bvs and mos but WTF is this?
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*breathes in*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>86907748
>That shitty photoshop of Darkseif that everybody uses
Fake news

>>86907747
>4912x7360

That's a big Jodelle.

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Two training in heels was a bit turnoff

Also last season end we got Four becoming a villain... now Two? ... Tho.. Three was also possessed by alien once, and he got rid of it (but don't remember how).

>>86907747
I tried to get into it but the first episode was all about pig fucking.