ITT: Movies you used to fap to growing up that /tv/ hasn't heard of.
girl next door
when she says 'do you wanna fuck me', the dvd even had that clip you could repeat in special features
>>86926695
Is that the one with were they are in a future bunker for most of the movie?
>>86926800
I think so but I can't remember desu, I only really remember the scene with of the one girls ass when she's going into the hottub
DUDE rape is hilarious LMAO
Reminder that rape is merely a construct of a matriarchal society
>>86926668
didn't he also molest kenicki?
>>86926668
women enjoy rape
Why does nobody care about child sex abuse in the entertainment industry; but only care when it's allegedly done by the Catholic Church?
Dan Schneider is simply too powerful.
>>86926600
>allegedly
>>86926600
this talentless meme faggot is talking shit about elijah wood now?
>çunny
Disgustng. Nothing beets the feel of a woman with ample fat deposits. Girls are skateboards. Women are Ferraris.
>>86926585
Based cunnyposter. Please keep on doing your thing and driving away these rick and morty tourist fucks
>>86926853
??
You only drive a woman once a month and keep her covered and locked up in a garage for the rest of the year?
and you ride girls every day after school and extra long on weekends?
>http://variety.com/2017/film/news/tobe-hooper-dead-dies-texas-chain-saw-massacre-poltergeist-director-dies-1202539868/
Chainsaw will always be GOAT
no, fuck
Betst horror movie of all time
RIP
>be some old ass horror director
>not be John Carpenter
ISHYGDDT
I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy... and delicious.
After nine years, you know what I realize?
Om nom nom nom
>>86926517
i met this guy in person before
ask me anything
What do you realize?
in ITT: Unexpected kino
>>86926512
Started to watch this today. What's the basic gestalt?
He's a big guy.
>>86928142
Without revealing too much... Guy returns home and things/people aren't what they seem. Polanksi-like paranoia at its best
What are some good cinema for an intellectual such as myself?
>>86926471
I really like the oeuvre of Greg Lansky
BvS
>At long last, Rey has found Luke Skywalker, the last Jedi Master in the galaxy. Hoping to find a hero of legend, she must unlearn what she has leaqrned as Skywalker challenges her expectations.
haha blacked. fuck off
What are some movies where the main protagonist is a killer rapist that likes to cut girls in pieces?
Dr. 90210
>>86926339
can shiki kill servants?
lol has anyone watched bates motel?
just started it and the whole thing feels like the intro scenes to those mother son Jodi West videos lmao
>>86926336
I watched the first couple of seasons, not bad telly but disappointed that they never bang
>>86926381
that's good to know. does it just get better as it goes on?
I dropped it after watching how they handled the stabbing scene on YouTube. It started off well but they completely fucked up the one thing they shouldn't have.
Going to the movies? Grab one of these. Perfect cinema snack.
>>86926255
Why not just go outside and eat leaves off a tree, they're free and basically the same as all that shit.
>>86926279
Saying bagged salad is the same as random tree leaves is like saying chicken is the same as a New York strip. Idiot.
>>86926279
I like my salad to have GMO
>um... uh... you know, um, uh, that uh, Peter Sellers said uh, that every character he did he took from Alec Guinness, except for Being There, which was Stan Laurel.
>wow I can see that
Why does he wear The Mask™?
He's a spicy meataballe
AY CARUMBA!
If I put this on would I die?
I don't get it
We got any new memes yet?
*yawn*
>>86926093
I'll take up shitposting then give that up.