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Roger Moore, morherfucker. Pure english class.

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>>86930799
>This skinny little dweeb could pass for an tough guy in the 20th century

Christ, what happened?

Nowadays if a guy isn't on steroids, doesn't have bulging muscles and a six-pack he can't even be on TV unless he's comic relief.

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>>86931031
>threading your own post
So this is the power of sub-80 IQ people hmmmmm

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STANNIS! STANNIS!! STANNIS!!!

>s08e01
>winterfell anxiously waits for the walkers to come
>receive word from howland reed that the lannisters aremarching throughthe Neck (cersei has changed plans in light of jaimes betrayal)
>bran is scouting through ghost in the hills
>sees a great gout of fire tear through the sky, just before someone kills ghost from behind
>whether its lannister wildfire bombs or the night king's new Dragon (bran couldnt tell because dogs see in black and white), the men of the north prepare to be stormed
>arya, patrolling the walls, is sniped from afar but catches the arrow in midair and bats it back with needle at just the right angle to kill the attacker
>everyone comes out to the courtyard, prepares to defend the castle or die trying
>another arc of flame shears the heavens above them
>It's not green or blue
>It's bright red
>"WA-HOOOO!!"
>who is it sonersqultinq over the walls than Super Mario of the Super Mario Brothers
>"Hoo! Wah! I've-a come to rescue de Princess from-a de Night-a Bowser! Hoo-hoo!!!"
>mario runs out to meet the wws head on, and our heroes charge out after him
>"Yip! Skip! Wa-hah!! Outta my way, ice-a fucking shits! Wee-heeee!!!"
>the NK descends on Viserion
>"Hey, you! Help-a-brother-a-out, eh? Molto bane!"
>the Hound scoops Mario up and hucks him into the air (foreshadowed in s7e6)
>Mario Ground Pounds Viserion on the head and kills him
>grabs the Night King by the horns
>"So long, gay Bran-a!"
>flings him away right into where the lannisters have laid a massive wildfire trap, killing the NK and all the wights
>Viserion's body detonates, enveloping the screen in blue
>zoom out, revealing the blue eye of a giant
>"Thank you so much-a for to playing my game!"
>And who
>Are you
>The proud boar said
>Written for cinéma by David Benioff and D. B. Weiss

>>86930785
I LOVE DARKSTAR

Its inception

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>>86930752
They forgot to /shutitdown/ after season 4's finale

>>86930752
the absolute madmen adapted an unfinished series

by fucking other women most likely

most celebrity marriages are marriages of convenience

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you should be able to solve this /tv/

if only they cast a sexy actressq

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Imagine if they casted Roon instead

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T H I C C

breh, niBBa, cuh, ayo bitch tom cruise got that watah shiiiiet da azz was FAT da azz was PHAT 100

>>86930797
Now THIS is a post.

>>86930630
who cares?
the real question is why was emily blunt cast in that shit?
she's easily the worst aspect of it

>>86930624
Read the books. Half way through book one atm. It's pretty interesting. I heard th r movie crams everything in so I'd avoid it

>>86930456
Stronger? Nah, they both are about equal fighters but Daredevil has a slight edge because of his senses. But if Iron Fist can catch him with that M Bison punch then it's GG.

He beat an actual dragon. Can some funnybook reader tell us how he could ever possibly lose to Daredevil? I could maybe believe it if he was forced to fight blindfolded.

>>86930456
Well clearly not on the Netflix show. Not only is he a whiny baby but a terrible martial artist as well

Was it really that bad?

>>86930343
2 meme actors in the same movie.

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>>86930343
Watch Tour De Pharmacy

>>86930297
>So I guess IT won't feature the adult versions of the characters?
gotta save something for the sequel

>>86930176
he didn't want aids

>>86930176
getting shit out from under your fingernail is a pain

Fisting