How is Jon going to fuck her tonight?
>>86946310
>>86946310
A finger in the bum.
>>86946310
he'll be watching while she takes Drogon's big dragon cock
THE WHOLE TIME?
You are a Hollywood executive, the year is 1973. This young man comes into your office, and gives you a film treatment. It reads...
>This is the story of Mace Windy, a revered Jedi-bendu of Ophuchi, as related to us by C.J. Thorpe, padawaan learner to the famed Jedi.
>I am Chuiee Two Thorpe of Kissel. My father is Han Dardell Thorpe, chief pilot of the renown galactic cruiser Tarnack. As a family we were not rich, except in honor, and valuing this above all mundane possessions, I chose the profession of my father, rather than a more profitable career. I was 16, I believe, and pilot of the trawler Balmung, when my ambitions demanded that I enter the exalted Intersystems Academy to train as a potential Jedi-Templer. It is here that I became padawaan learner to the great Mace Windy, highest of all the Jedi-bendu masters, and at that time, Warlord to the Chairman of the Alliance of Independent Systems.
>Never shall I forget the occasion upon which I first set eyes upon Mace Windy. It was at the great feast of the Pleabs. There were gathered under one roof, the most powerful warriors in the Galaxy, and although I realize my adoration of the Master might easily influence my memory, when he entered the hall, these great and noble warlords fell silent. It was said he was the most gifted and powerful man in the Independent Systems. Some felt he was even more powerful than the Imperial leader of the Galactic Empire.
Wat do?
>female character has been stranded on an island or desperately trying to survive a zombie apocalypse or something for months
>perfectly shaved legs and armpits
>>86946256
>her pants/shorts don't have period blood strains
Like wtf?!
>Her dirty pussy smell isn't attracting zombies from a mile away
oh I don't think so
>Her upper lip doesn't have any hair on it
Come on Hollywood
>FIlms only you watched
Post em
>>86946247
Mystery men is pretty much redit le underrated gem territory
>>86946685
at least try
What did you guys think of Video Game High School?
is he, dare I say it, /our guy/?
be sure to head over to my site collativelearning.com to buy the digital downloads!
>Kubrick never did anything wrong and if you disagree you're stupid
>>86946303
hey friend, we all have to make a living, one way or another
Is Kirk Douglas gonna die next?
>>86946197
If dubs
>>86946197
Rolling for Stan lee
Jack Nicholson, you stupid idiots
But of that list it's gonna be Belafonte
What are your favourite medieval films?
Can someone please fucking respond
I didn't make this thread just for me to be in it..
>>86946190
The messenger is fun if you want some big dumb battle action.
Braveheart
ITT: Movies you thought would be shit but you ended up enjoying
>>86946151
bump
I thought it was going to be another shitty Dreamworks movie like Monsters vs Aliens, but it turned out to be on the same level of kino as The Incredibles.
Was really surprised at how enjoyable and rewatchable this was.
I'm gonna watch some movies with my bros while getting drunk tonight. Can you recommend me some flick kinos to watch? I'm talking movies on the level of equilibrium
Out to the movies by yourself again, eh buddy?
WHERE'S ROBERT?
>>86946138
It's a shitty competitor movie theater on the other side of town.
>>86946138
You called, sir?
Why didn't Michael Biehn become an action hero?
>>86945931
>Terminator
>Aliens
>The Rock
he was
>>86945931
Alcohol
>>86945931
>alcoholic
>weak actor
>no charisma
He just got lucky Jim Cameron liked to hit the bars with him. He had no place being a movie star ata all.
Alien > Aliens > 3 > Covenant > Prometheus > Resurrection > AvP2 > AvP
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