BOO
>>86961097
Was legit spooky when I first saw this movie. Hair stood up on the back of my neck.
vamonos ninos
>>86961167
Why was this scene so scary? I jumped the first time I saw it desu.
What are your thoughts on what we'll see in season 3 and/or what the overall trajectory of the show might be? I can't say much for the new season but I think the show might actually push towards elliot trying to undo 5/9 and realizing that the machine we live in is bad but pretty much necessary for us. I'm probably wrong but I'm still interested to see how the rest turns out.
Why is Jay so untainted by the world?
because he spent 25 of his 35 years on the planet watching B-movies, which shielded him from reality
>maybe it is all about cocks in the end
what did he mean by this?
prove me wrong
She's white.
>>86961007
Heh. You didn't even make it difficult.
>>86961225
>those teeth
HAHAHAHAHA lmaoing at you
How did this perfect 10/10 kino not get a SINGLE nomination!! What the fuck!!
>>86960958
i can't read that
Coincidentally I watched it yesterday. It's really a great film, but the slow pacing and heavy focus on dialogue certainly alienate a great deal of nowadays public. There's also the mainstream media inherent dislike for anything that shows catholicism in even a sligthly positive light.
Looks like horrorkino is back on the menu, boys.
https://youtu.be/b9uMWKPdnPA
>le creepy clowns
>muh druuuuuumpf
>anti-Trump lesbian is mentally unstable and a danger to her child
Umm... no, sweetie. I think we need to #resist this RACIST show.
>>86960872
this show will never be good
Well, /tv/?
DDS1 > Defenders > Luke Cage > DDS2 > Jessica Jones >>>>>>>> Iron Fist
Punisher will beat them all. Wolverine would have made for a good netflix series as well.
DDS1 > Jessica Jones > DDS2 > Luke Cage > The Defenders > Iron Fist
Death Kino
Post the gif of L running
>>86961376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6NaZrPQGfY
>>86960788
>adding a bunch of colors to one of the least colorful shows
Is it just me or is Sissy Spacek a fucking GILF
>>86960727
Maybe but the young version was better
>>86960912
I think she looks better now tbf.
Also what movie is that from? I've only seen Badlands and Carrie.
>>86960912
Young Sissy Spacek was top cute
Her as Carrie White is my favorite film role of all time
does God exist in the MCU? Gamora had two instances of saying there is
Yeah. There's like a hundred of them.
>>86960708
Even actual god characters refer to a higher power.
OK /tv/, come up with the dumbest, most contrived standup bit you can think of. I'll start
>When you think about it, the peacock really WORK for that pussy. my man EVOLVED all the colors of the RAINBOW on he big TAIL just to IMPRESS a girl. and you KNOW she ain't havin it she like. mmmm mmmm I need a man who can pay my BILLS. I'm colorblind anyway broke ass NIGGA
beat that
>>86960609
Fuck you, Kevin Heart is fucking GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDQPDFqPHEg
>>86960609
KH's comedy is cerebral, you gotta be intelligent to get it. if you want pleb comedy you can laugh at with no IQ, try Brian Regan or some shit
>>86960609
Having watched his show that was filmed in a massive stadium in Philadelphia, its interesting how some parts - due to pacing or the content itself - do not translate well to the living room, but probably served the set well overall, if for no other reason but to draw out time between the bigger, better jokes.
The production value behind him was ridiculous, for instance the massive screens that would change pictures or themes according to his joke. His act is cheapened by this sort of thing. It makes you feel like an amused farm animal rather than a human being.
No one holds a candle to Chappelle, though.
POST YFW HE SAID "I AM THE FBI" Edition
https://pastebin.com/mbWD9SK8
Meanwhile: >>86958973
>>86960557
>falling starts playing
Imagine being Eddie in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sherilyn Fenn, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your bloated body and horrificly aged monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both Edward Louis Severson III and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Eddie and not only sit in that chair while Sherilyn Fenn flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and wrinkly skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, AUDREY DANCES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the suberbs in Chicago. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her crumpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she imagined so hard in the previous months. And then the Lynch calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Eddie. You're not going to hang yourself like Chris over this. Just bear it. Hide your face under that stupid hat and bear it.
>>86960557
I'm kind of glad they didn't have him do a thumbs up there.
>Lemme do 'em!
>>86960525
Easy.
>>86960525
PoofyElaine is best Elaine
>>86960525
She looked way better in Blank Check.