My buddy who I interned with is going to show me around India in a few months. To get a more authentic experience I was considering a "let the chips fall where they may" attitude towards my bowel movements. Good idea? y/n
While you're there, check out Adlabs Imagica outside Mumbai. It's the only non-dirty-looking amusement park in India and has the best set of roller coasters in the country.
At the local Indian restaurant where I live, they have a statue of Shiva right next to the buffet. I don't know if you're caught up on your Hindu gods, but Shiva is known as "The Destroyer."
They keep the statue of Shiva next to the food as a warning for what Shiva is going to do to your asshole after eating Indian food.
Honestly OP, i have no idea what you mean.