Hey, I'm an Oregonian heading to New Zealand in February. I'm gonna be on the north island, spending time in the cities and the country. I have a couple questions:
How easy/hard is it for a foreigner to get laid in NZ? Will women flock to my boring ass accent? Do ya'll have tindr?
I wear a black levi's denim jacket a lot. I'm planning on taking it but read something somewhere (I think a lonely planet page) that there's gangs in NZ that use black jackets as their uniform. Should I leave my favorite jacket at home?
Lastly, are there Keas on the north island?
Pic related for typical gang member. If it doesnt resemble that, youre fine.
Yes we have Tinder. Should be easy enough to get laid with a noticeable accent.
Keas are restricted to Alpine areas mostly in the South Island. If you want to see them, Go to the Homer Tunnel in Fiordland National Park and watch them rip apart cars.
Im going in a few day to Auckland and I can't find a bus (intercity?) that drives to Cape Reinga. Only Oneway! I searched on their website (http://www.intercity.co.nz/travel-info/timetable/) but dont know the name of the station. Its not Cape Reinga. Or the nearest.
Can a kiwi help me?
I live in auck. stay in your own country. we already have more foreigners than white people. if you do come you'll think you've just stepped into Indian nigger city or gook town. stay out of the white areas. we don't want you
I dont know why you want to get laid here. All the women look like they have a variation of down syndrome. That said getting laid operates on a quasi australian type of pick up which means getting wasted and acting rapey is the easiest way.
If you wanna fuck your best sticking to backpackers its easy to get laid in those circles rather then with locals and chances are you will get more girls as well. Tinder is most def a thing.
As for the uniform I wouldnt worry about it to much the biggest danger in those towns are getting ripped off by locals or getting into bar fights. The small towns around the north island are actually pretty chilled out though so you should be sweet as.
>All the women look like they have a variation of down syndrome.
What are you talking about?
Yank here, your accent will definitely help you get laid but mostly just by younger women/country folk. The majority of women in nz are not very pretty in comparison to the states. Tinder's a thing everywhere these days matey. Auck is a pretty fucking boring city. As someone else said kea's are mostly around fiordland and are pretty annoying. Your accent probably won't get you very far in auck because it's already lousy with foreigners. Jacket won't be an issue.
for chicks - friday and saturday night auckland city, crawling with dumb cunts. but come after 1am, thats when some dudes have already liquored them up and ripe for the taking
gangs - plenty of gangs, most i find in the waikato, but still in auckland. dont worry about those mongols
birds n shit - i cant remember where they all are, but information about these fucks are everywhere
kia kaha >:P
In Wellington ,) which I am sure you will visit at some stage ) , we have a bird sanctuary called Zealandia. Its only ten mins from the CBD. They have most NZ birds there , you can do nightwalks and free tours . You will definitely see Kea's and Kaka's .
You will probably we too warm wearing denim in Feb , but you will not have a problem being mistaken for a gangster ( unless you are a fat 150kg mexican looking tattoo'd greasy looking fucker )