We don't need rules where we are going. Just don't be a shithead.
HG, first 36.
Country USA Is a "Paradise" and You Can't See It Because You're a Fucking Hipster
If it wasn't for Okarin liking you I'd think you're a pretty dank Dangan, babe.
A-autocropper AND hosthelper is kill. Uno momento while I enter this manually...
Keep on treating that insufferable moron named Kazuichi like the worthless tool he is and you're also fine in my book, woman.
we killed it
massive cancerous trauma onset
Seems like you guys really need some kind of structure, it's like the Battlefront all over again.
It's missing something, just can't put my finger on it.
Good night, y"all. And have a pleasant tomorrow.
I LINKED IT, IT TOOK SO LONG TO FILL IT UP YOU COULD HAVE ENTERED ONCE OR TWICE AND THEN COME BACK LATER FAMILY. NAMES FIXED, WE BEGIN SOON.
>Watching the dub for the first time
>Fucking love Yuri's voice actor
Ok then... I was just asking. It's kinda of lonely being here.
>Seeing how negatively received the lewd game was, would a Valentines holiday code be okay? No sex, rape, dildos, whatever the fuck, just things centered around the holiday.
So which of the multiple threads is the active HG thread? I need to know so I don't get lost and can enter games in time.
LET'S START NIGGIES. IF I STILL GOT FIGHTING SPIRIT IN ME AT THE END I'LL HOST AGAIN. BUT IT LOOKS GRIM AS IT'S ALREADY 1 PM.
This one, Hotler. Lewd and Cabbage are over, and Nep aborted.
Two are finished and the other was a ruse
This was because a majority of people didn't get in due to not following entry rules and getting salty over it, sure it means some people can't get in due to not having lewd images, but it's rules set up by someone hosting for us and should at least be respected even if it's just a little bit.
Rooting for best girl.
I'm sure those were just typos.
>I know, that's what I'm saying.
1AM I MEANT.
ANYWAYS, WORST GIRL GETS RUN OVER. NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST.
>I'm super confused right now.
>is this the right thread?
So you do I, and I'm pretty damn awful at driving which makes this all the more better. Just make sure it turns into a meme that "nobody cared about the hg driver because he wasn't a shitposter"
Yeah little buddy, this is the thread.
Well, I guess I won't go, but I'll be lurking if anyone needs me for a deal.
I have a fucking migrane now over people on the internet, should call self-harm helpline right about now.
>Eh... I more or less use her in terms of giving myself a face... nothing actually relating to hinata...
>like I said in the last post, todays been a crazy day, normally I don't OOC this much...
>Anyways, we left off our conversation, with me asking you "Special? So do others still have injuries?" refering to when you said you were a special case when it comes to your second life type thing... so if we want to get back to the converstation...
Does that mean normally you are still injured after using it?
>I honestly tried posting a response to this like twice, and each time the image limit kicked in, and I got sidetracked upon entering the new thread...
So... you were created? Why is that?
I feel alive again, thanks /trash/.
Thank you people, too.
I'll sell my soul if that means I can leave HG forever.
Alright, don't worry. I got the driver covered. I'll pick up someone completely innocent, hell we can let KK drive.
That's good, Adachi-san. I hope it's good...I don't really know.
HERE WE GO, EVERYONE TO THE BOMB SHELTERS!
Bed now Adachi, before I find you in Cleveland and MAKE you go to bed.
Well shit nigger, how about we let the Kiwi drive so we at least get rid of his shit taste and his fuckin Sonia?
We're keeping it in that dead thread, but I wouldn't want to hurt him IRL. I hate violence.
>Fuck I can't watch this show
>Just looking at the lead singer of Girls Dead Monster makes me tear up
W-Well... Why were you artificially created? It seems like a weird thing for someone to do...
But of course, he's gonna drive so hard we gonna see sheep fly outa the exhaust pipe.
That's...horrible, but acceptable.
THE AUTISTIC KID KILLS THE SQUID.
SLUGGY IS EVIL.
I hope we get quality blowjobs from her before we doe.
That'll be great to see you back at it.
I never signed up for blowjobs in a Porsche but fuck man I'm game.
>Rough but ultimately show you care about others. You're doing fine.
Whose ava is this to be clear? I wish to avoid them.
T-That sounds sad... You can do more than just fight can't you, Lambda-San?
I think all four of us having our peckers out in an expensive car would make for a nice, organic death scene.
You think parents have to be older than their kids? That's age-ist, check your privilege
It's literally a check box in the options menu, daft cunt.
>Implying I give enough fucks to set this shitty place to my preference
Nah senpai, I'm grateful for what i've been given unlike you wanting to change everything.
It's an arena.
You fight, you die, you come back to life.
Who are you?
As it were, I...abhor combat, and avoid it whenever I can. As it were, my...secondary purpose is to gather data.
Admittedly, I only...became able to act upon my own will upon arriving here.
She is, upon my last reports, a Lieutenant in the N.O.L.'s military, and a member of an elite group known as the Praetorian Guard. She is also the only individual I am aware of that possesses two Nox Nyctores.
Most people simply refer to it as an arena.
I hate nobody. I love everyone here who takes the pain away for a little while.
If you wish to actually help fetch me some earplugs.
W-Well... it seems like people from all kinds of places gather here... and host games... most of the games involve combat, and survival, with a few exceptions... However it appears that deaths, and injuries are only temporary until you finish the games...
I see... well, I hope while you're here at least, maybe we can be friends?
This sweet ass and the accompaniment of yours truly.
False, you hate people who don't like Dr.Pepper, which is a shit drink may I remind you.
Aw, damn it, it IS another purgatory.
>Long, strained sigh
I'm Yuzuru Otonashi. As weird as it probably sounds, I'm dead. I don't really know how that works, but I've been jumping between afterlives.
Yeah.. Damn it, I was actually hoping I'd been reincarnated.
Doesn't sound too different from where I came from. Thanks for the info, I just wanted to be sure.
Man, I thought I was finally out of purgatory.
I think i'm going to need this hug. Thanks lady
>Hoshi and Shion will never be our adoptive parents
>Hoshi will never drive you to baseball practice
>Shion will never kiss you boo-boos when you get hurt
>you will never watch as Hoshi beats on Link for being a bad son
>you will never see Shion sexually molest Erica then tell her to clean her room afterwards
>you will never see Hoshi and Shion have kinky lewd sex
>you will never see Hoshi and Shion blame Garnet for ruining their marriage
>you will never see Hoshi and Shion beat on Wiggins for losing at a basketball tournament
>grandpa Adachi and uncle Souda will never come to visit
>tfw I have to pretend to like Dr. Pepper
And they should all burn in hell like the heretics they are.
I'm all game, lets do it my man. Lets get a Aston or a bentley so we at least make our parents proud to go down in a car like that.
I'll make sure to take you out for a steak dinner when I do come to visit.
I hate everyone here, but I pretend to be sweet in order to gain everyone's trust so I can hurt them harder later on by misusing their "friendship" and eventually by destroying everyone on earth with a giant death ray.
>anyone hating anyone for anything
I don't understand why you people do this. Its really easy to realize none of it matters.
On that note put me down on the chart as hating everyone.
Oh, sorry. I'm dead. I dunno if I'm just a spirit or what, but that's how it goes.
I just got obliterated in my last afterlife and I thought I was going to be reincarnated, but.. Poof, now I'm here.
Yeah, more or less. It sounds similar to the last place I was at.
Oh, sorry. I'm Yuzuru Otonashi. You can really call me anything though, I don't mind.
You threw logs on the fire, and to believe I even stood up for you at one point. Pretty dumb of me right?
I don't hate you, you just annoy me is all
How am I in this post already!? I don't even know those people.
I don't even know what you want me to say anymore, Erica-senpai.
>Awkwardly hugs back
A-Alright, Minako.. You can let go..
Awww...I think I'm gonna tear up.
This slug's dedicated to you, friend.
Hoshi did nothing wrong
Well well well! You're back.
>got your images done, currently uploading to imgur
I'm not an oldfag, but I love everyone. Even the ones who don't like me, and I don't particularly like either.
At the end of the day, all of these people make up HG, and without any of them, it wouldn't be the same.
One of these days when Cat-senpai goes overboard and murders me, you'll miss me.
I said I don't hate everyone, you flaccid dickhead.
But whatever. None of that will matter because I'm getting shotgun because I'm faster because I don't smoke.
I'm not watching that.
We're all out...some other anime gurl with no pants on came but and took them all. She had bunny ears and whatnot.
>they even included me man, and I make you look old
Well fuck, I hate everyone.
Fuck you though, I need shotgun so I can smoke my last cigarette at 69 MPH before we hit a tree with 420 horsepower.
..I guess not, but people're gonna get the wrong idea..