/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Don't Use /sugie/ Anymore Edition
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1st for bad table manners
POYL IS BEST GEM
LOVE THE SUITCASE SAM
well we were close, /hsg/
we were close
So what do you think happens once Steven introduces Peridot to Connie?
>some retarded post telling us how only oldfags are good at running HG
What a waste of a get, yo.
Peri watches animes and the staff teases Stevidot and Connieven Maheswarunivers incessantly for 11 minutes.
YOU RETARDED LAPIS COLD TEA FUCKS.
WE HAD ONE JOB, AND YOU BLEW IT, THE FUCKING HUG TUG AND KEK SQUAD GOT IT. FUCKING DISGRACEFUL, I PREP AND PREP EVER SINCE /TRASH/ OPEN, BRIBING PEOPLE TO NOT POST WHEN THE MILLION GET COMES, AND YOU FUCKS BLOW IT.
LOSING DISGRACEFUL CLODS.
Post yfw the cover started rustling in Nightmare Hospital.
>Telling Steven how she can't believe he's friends with someone who invaded Earth and kidnapped him.
>Accidentally says something really selfish
>Steven blasts back with 'How should I know?! Apparently I'm not a human being like you and my dad!"
>She gets cucked on the spot.
>Perifuckingdot is the one who has to tell her she needs to apologize.
post yfw ever character dies like in a quentin tarantino movie
But that wouldn't work from Stevens perspective, unless he stuck around to listen in on Peridot and Connie talking quietly and Peridot awkwardly piping up that she should apologize - no not to her, but to Steven, and stuff
I'm actually looking forward to any episodes involving Peridot getting involved in the town, just to see their reactions
SIR YES SIR. COLD TEA BRIGADE, STANDING AT ATTENTION.
>Everyone dies or gets shattered
>Steven regenerates and sees it all
>they did it
>those fucking nerds got away with it.
>sucrose you lord
>Steven starts fucking Peridot right there just to spite Connie
Do you think she killed any of Rose's human boytoys?
What this thread needs is a bunch of depressed gems. Post 'em.
She probably didn't have to. Rose probably got bored of all of them before Greg pretty quickly, hence Pearl saying it wouldn't last.
Another Death has occured, in one of their trips in another region.
>"My Pearl,what happened to that man, I think his name was 'beautiful', I think."
>"W-well, he went to 'sleep', apparently he couldn't handle the Arsenic I gave him as medicine."
>Rose would stare intently into Pearl's eyes with a look of suspicion.
>"WELL! I hope the human thing gets better soon!"
>She walks away with a smile, thinking nothing of it.
>Pearl walks away the oher direction away from the warp pad, as the others leave.
>She enters the cave.
>A rotting corpse is visible in the darkness of the cave.
>She'd give a lively, smug, yet psychotic smile.
>She'd wave the corpse goodbye, before turning away to meet with the others, she says this to it.
>"You were just a phase, you all are."
Only got one senpai
I wasn't around for the first half of our recent stint on /co/. Did the Fang Gang post?
I am not sure I understand the fang thing beyond the guy that was making the images of pearl that slowly got more and more lewd. thank you for your contribution.
I remember a comic being posted in co sug a while back
It was an AU where Steven was very pessimistic about everything, Amethyst and Pearl smoked weed, Amethyst just doing it to get high, Pearl was doing it to de-stress and I forget what Garnet was doing
Anyone have it, know who the artist is, or at the very least remember it?
I feel like all the best fang pics are of Peridot.
>Homeworld's star can be seen from Earth
>This implies it's a Red Giant ad is ready to go out
>That's why they were colonizing various planets and galaxies
>The Earth would've been a nexus of safer interstellar travel
>The CG knowingly sabotaged this and prevented Homeworld progress
>The CG knowingly set beck progress that could save their own species from extinction
>Homeworld is now set back on a dying planet and is forced to be more militant and straight up conquer other planets to further progress
>There are probably hundreds of Clusters across the universe resulting in the destruction of how many untold civilizations. Or at the very least forced them evacuate still leaving them without a world
>The CG rebellion is a direct cause to all of this
>Humankind doesn't even know about the existence of Gems, and if they do are probably hate them regardless if they defended them before
>"b-but the planet Earth is special"
Thanks Rose Quartz
well sometimes proving all the crazy theories right can tell a person how in over their head theya re, at the same time I can see him ironically helping her sort out her own feelings
"... this.. I'm Right! ... oh... I'm... right....."
but later "hey, just think about it this way, you never betrayed this homeworld place, They betrayed you!"
They are, but I feel it's purely because she has the most pronounced fangs in canon.
with or without it doesn't matter.
garbage. pearl is hottest with fangs because it balances out her softer look.
Thanks for making me even more sad, you dick.
Yeah, Pearl only has like one scene where she's practically hissing. Other than that not really many fangs besides Peridot.
Although I think I may have an oral fixation more than a love of fangs. I just want more hyper detailed tongues and mouths covered in slimy spit.
Pry tell. Explain why
Not that I give a shit really, fan "theories" are inherently terrible anyway
C'mon, no fighting guys.
They're both hot with fangs.
how about devious pictures of pearl
on the top of my head marble madness, cheeseburger backpack, say uncle (say noncanon all you want it still happened for the entire episode), and friendship. pretty sure there are more, most are joe/jeff episodes
>Stevonnie coming back!
Why would they need the worst fusion?
What's your major malfunction, private?
And consider the Diamonds were overseeing Earth personally. Royals/higher ups don't typically want to leave their doorstep if everything is fine and dandy back home.
Hell YD looked like she was in the vacuum of space and nowhere near any traditional planet.
On to this thread now
>big league chew piece of shit
YOU DONE IT NOW YOU APE FUSION LOVIN MONKEY FUCK
JUST WAIT TILL STEVONNIE SAVES THE DAY
Also available in non-destroyed png slgihtly better size
Friendly reminder to everyone in /trash/ to not talk to indexer. All posts responding to indexer from this date forward will be considered samefagging, and will be discarded with the rest of the b8.
>attempted to kill several humans and Pearl
>did no harm
Sugilite's already worse.
Hell, if we want to argue, Stevonnie can't be the worst because Rainbow Quartz has done less.
>>1000535 boy you asked for it.
now that's what i call suffering.
Later faggots, don't kill yourselves when i'm having a delicious breakfast
YOU FUCK OFF AS WELL I'LL BE OVER HERE ENJOYING ALL MY FUSIONS THAT CAN GIVE ME A BONER AND BE USEFUL WHILE YOU LOVE YOUR SMELLY JIZZ RAG DANCING COCK SPONGE
GO SUCK HER OFF IF YOU LOVE HER SO MUCH YOU GALACTIC NIGGER
They are immortal and literally have no consequence to space travel.
60 years in space to set up a teleporter? Who gives a shit, that's peanuts.
It's not like they can smoke space ganja for literal eternity, they have a goal to make themselves powerful.
I think they were "designed" Because there is another force opposing them. But we don't know anything, I'm just saying that there is more points for traveling in space than staying...on a single rock. You're still thinking like a human and not like an immortal magical demigod.
Time to pop out ye old coffee maker and slip on some rainy mood
Hurrah for sad train
WELL HOW ABOUT WE JUST BOTH FUCK OFF SINCE WE SEEM SO KEEN ON IT. I HOPE YOU ENJOY JERKING YOUR DICK TO THE KONG DONG GRAPE APE. I HOPE YOU FUCK AN ORANGUTAN AND GET MONKEY AIDS AND DIE.
MAYBE I WILL SUCK OFF A HALF INDIAN TRANNY, YOU DON'T KNOW ME YOU UNIVERSAL NEGRO LEAGUE FUCK
she's one of the 40 some odd pearls that lost their Steven due to the Steven and the Stevens episode.
she just stopped having anything worth caring about aside from the odd mission to make sure no one died due to gem monsters.
maybe,maybe he just disappears and they never know how or why it happened.
ALRIGHT THEN LET'S FUCK OFF I HOPE YOU GET CURRY AIDS AND HAVE A VERY UNCOMFORTABLE LIFE YOU MULTIVERSAL CATEGORY KAIJU COCK SLEEVE BARREL FULL OF DICKS EATING NIGGER
I HOPE THE STEVONNIE EPISODE IS NICE BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T SEEN HER ENOUGH TO KNOW IF SHE'S SHIT OR NOT ALL SIGNS POINT TO HER BEING SHIT BUT IF I'M WRONG I'LL SAY I'M SORRY YOU SPUNK GUZZLER GET FUCKED
There is a beauty to the suffering in this thread. My wishes have been fulfilled beyond what I thought could be provided. I can sleep sound tonight.
Here we are at the end of week 1, a whole week of fucking Lapis.
So half turn into wandering, self loathing depressed pearls who have just gave up
And the other half, let out their pure anguish and take it out on the world and start up trouble
The world is a complicated place
Keep the dream alive anon.
It's too hilarious to see it stop now.
You know what, totally unrelated but if you are one of those nignogs that puts doors in your Super Mario Maker level that basically decide if you win or lose the stage by complete luck then FUCK YOU.
Oh shit, there was some people who gave suggestions for Steven + CG fusions and they basically had it perfect
>Steven+garnet = cr1tikal
>alright guys let's fucking do this
>Steven+Pearl = Thomas Sanders
He's a guy on vine, if you tale the 5 minutes to watch his stuff he fits them like a glove
I forgot what they chose for Steven+ amethyst but I think it was JonTron, who would have also been perfect.
Now it's practically a nigh impossible hope to ask for just (marignally) famous Internet people to do proffessional stuff. But I still dream of the dialogue they could have
it never stops not for a second not for an instant.
i remember when people used to be afraid to summon the suffering pearl.
I'M GLAD WE COULD REACH AN AGREEMENT. I HOPE YOU HAVE A FANTASTIC TIME FUCKING OFF YOU INTERGALACTIC FEDERATION OF ANUS-TONGUING JEW NIGGERS
I APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT AND I HOPE TO SEE MORE SUGULITE WHEN SHE'S MORE CONTROLLED AND HER MORE POSITIVE ATTRIBUTES CAN BE SHOWCASED YOU BURLAP DICKSACK
one is canon and one isnt and i'm sorry bad pearls but acting out in a rebellious way isnt all that canon. maybe the impulse to pain alleviation but thats about it.
Thomas Sanders would be interesting, but he's too masculine to really do much stuff. But a friendly, over dramatic theatre kid really would fit a Pearl and Steven Fusion.
cr1tikal is a bit too 'meh fuck it' to really be like Steven. Garnet is made of love, and Steven just adds EVEN MORE love to that mix.
DAMN IT, DON'T POST BEST GEM PICS, MAKE UP A SHITTY ANSWER FOR MY QUESTION
(feel free to keep posting best gem pics)
THANKS YOU SHIT LICKING TRANNY FART MUNCHING CUNT OF THE 6TH PLANE
YOU SOUND LIKE AN ALRIGHT GUY AND I'D LIKE TO SHAKE YOUR HAND AND HAVE LUNCH TO DISCUSS THINGS AND IRON OUT OUR DIFFERENCES YOU WHEELBARROW CUM FARMER
Any excuse to post my commissions I guess.
Pearl is best gem for sure, but how did you feel about the other two Pearls?
You don't immediately bring their shtick into the show, they just have the perfect tone and atmosphere to fit the designated role.
Garnet is a stone cold Betty, adding Steven's happy go lucky nature would make a James bond looking character imo.
I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE YOU ETHEREAL GRAND CALIPH MUFTI PUBA OF DICKS INCARNATE. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PLEASANT AND LOVELY AFTERNOON SHARED WITH A FELLOW BUBBA GUMP LIPPED HOOKNOSE SMEGMA SNORTER
How many do I have saved, or how many have I commissioned?
That literally has fuck all to do with my post. Space travel is not nor has it been an issue
My point is they aren't on Homeworld. All evidence seems to point a them wanting to move "away" from Homeworld. Why would a race of god-like space rocks want to move away unless there's something they can't stop and want to get away from. Why would the Diamonds leave the comfort of their own home planet if there's nothing forcing them to? It's the job of the colonists they put in charge of to watch over any projects and make sure they're done, not them.
>want the cute gems to be happy
>the plot is driven by bad things happening that make them sad
Fuck, this shit is compelling.
Sorry, I saw your request and remembered I still haven't finished Part 7, so I started reading again.
Halfway through D4C. It's hard to rip through Jojo for some reason. Even 2 hours later I only got through 8 more "chapters"
Forget badpearl let's have badamy
I have basically everything he has ever drawn that is public, along with some things he's done just for me such as this.
I've commissioned him 5 times so far, most of those times there were several alternative versions involved.
Poor form, leaving the poor girl out. My next commission will absolutely have all 3 Pearls in it.
That's sort of the beauty of this show. It does really well at making something compelling out of something that's more character focused. Some of the most tense moments happened between characters, and not good vs evil
You've proven to me multiple times over the course of these 4 and half months that you do not deserve a single atom of kindness and all the hope i poured into this place was utterly wasted
There's something in history that happened in like, what, 1900 or so, can't remember the name of the event, but there's records of a huge bang noise and shit over russia. Lots of theories speculate that what happened was that an asteroid/comet/whatever exploded in the sky. The relative position of the giant hole in russia is similar to the 'event', and there's also listed that there's supposed to be a gem site or something there
I'm trying to convey to you that they aren't human and don't have human tendencies of wasting time.
Tell me what the fuck you would do honestly if you were a gem on a utopia. You don't just feel pleasure, you don't have sex or degeneracy. You don't sleep, and relationships aren't something immediately desirable.
Why would a space conquest not be a "eh fuck it" idea. They obviously don't have anything opposing them, otherwise they wouldn't have wasted so many troops on earth.
I'll consider it. I mean most of it is stuff you could find around if you looked hard enough, some of it are little things that only I would have or things that he had up briefly on Tumblr that no one else would thought to save, like the time he hurt his back.
Sometimes I feel bad for sharing his art too much because I know he has been having problem with Tumblr tards harassing him.
>expecting self awareness out of /sug/
HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING YOUR LIFE'S WORK IS IN VAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SHIT
That's not true, I've personally been nice to you on several occasions.
Like just the other night where you helped me make this.
Also one of the 'gem locations' was in the dead center of the crater / sea at the center of Russia. So maybe something went 'boom' in the war.
bad press is still better than no press. he'll be the better for it it in the long run. i think he's a fairly cute artist. the way he uses sexuality is weird sometimes creepy sometimes endearing.
What the fuck are you on about them wanting to leave homeworld. All pearl, lapis and peridot ever talked about was returning home.
The only people who /don't/ want to go is amethyst, and that's because she has never been nor seen it. And I bet garnet what give anything but her love to experience being herself on home.
Earth gets boring fast as you can tell.
Yeah but no one deserves to get death threats because they drew a picture of a fictional character. Also Tumblr tards can easily take down any blog if they just mass report it.
Indexer, the multiple banned autist who haunts a variety of threads on /co/ and elsewhere. His most annoying habit is posting 'higher quality' versions of every goddamn thing in a thread, eating up the image limit and then sperging out when people don't appreciate his 'service'.
Except we aren't doing that, you backwards ass monkey fuck.
We're just watching you be the world's greatest faggot and wondering "gee, I wonder who raped him as a child to make him such a negative attention seeking fuckwit". That is honestly the only question you've ever prodded from us.
I can't believe that's actually why you're here, I honestly feel bad for you now.
Well he took down his NSFW Tumblr, moved it to soup.io then set it to friends only. He must of had a good reason.
>tfw the gems raising Steven was shitcanned
It's like the crew hates cute things.
Now back to VIDEO JUEGOS
Yeah, you're right. My curiosity was *piqued, and then satiated. It was satiated by your inane bullshit response that will bring me joy until the day I die, or at the very least every time I see your stupid shit on /sug/. My pondering goes no further than "he thinks he's making me question myself by posting 'high quality images' anonymously on a /trash/ thread".
If you're here to make me question literally anything other than the aforementioned "who raped you" inquisition, then you have truly failed.
It's time for suicide, buckaroo.
Well Peridot is still alive so they cant hate cute things too much
What we saw at the beginning of the series still counts for a lot though. Remember the gems were even more alien to human ways then, Steven has helped them grow quite a bit.
Steven raised the gems.
That's true. And they better not fuck with Cutiedot.
Steven was lambasting Pearl for smoking and she shot back.
"Fuck off Steven, I can't even get cancer from these. Amethyst has her weed, and Garnet has her vidya"
I mean, I'm paraphrasing, but...
I'll post it next thread if I ever get off my butt.
What chu talking about, Peridot's a badass.
They're gonna make her Ronaldo's waifu.
>don't just feel pleasure,
The hell? Yes they do, Amethyst's whole thing is she's a hedonist. Even Homeworld gems like Lapis can discern pain and pleasure.
>don't have sex or degeneracy
Fusion is very clearly the equivalent, and before you go "it isn't sex" I said "equivalent" because it's clear as day it is.
>You don't sleep
They don't need to.
>he thinks he's making me question myself
I have dreams all the time, and I always wake up feeling exhausted when I have them.
But nothing beats waking up from a dead sleep because you get a sudden feeling that you are falling.
Reminder that it's canon that Lapis wears no pantsu.
Do you think the Crewniverse has enough balls to make an unwanted stalker episode? Peridot, while she's getting the hang of things, is still vulnerable to many things, potentially manipulation.
I mean, Ronaldo can freak out over her all he wants, but so long as Peridot doesn't appreciate and just ends up with Steven or anyone else, i'm good
Makes a lot more sense, mind. It's kinda hard to believe that Steven could have been raised by the Crystal Gems for years without ever hearing about things like fusion or corrupted gems or regeneration, and in the early episodes, his relationship does feel a lot more like a kid staying at his aunt's house instead of mother-son.
Shes a bad ass and its cannon she has cute ass
overall win win
Someone ask Matt if Ronaldo will ever say "Waifu" in the show
Beach City's reaction to Peridot?
This is Ronaldo's.
So back when we found out Peridemption was happening, everyone started speculating which of the leaked episode titles were going to be about her.
Titles may have changed, but some (like Barn Mates) are apparently just happening later and involving Lapis.
What other episodes do you think will have Lapis shenanigans?
Hard mode: no Alone at Sea
>People want peridot and lardnaldo together
Peri and lars would be better, they can bond over their mutual dislike of Steven/CGs
>Drop beat Dad.
What the hell is gonna go on.
>He grew up so fast.
>Faster than you ever imagined.
>8 years to a gem was nothing more than the blink of an eye.
>And here you were, finding yourself suddenly pining for those rare days.
>The uncommon foray into what humans called parenthood
>You'd never be able to properly experience such a thing, but it was nice to imagine.
>Those days when Greg couldn't watch him.
>You remember one such day fondly.
>Greg had to leave for Keystone, to meet a friend, to acquire plumbing materials and wiring.
>You questioned why. Despite Steven only being a year old, Greg reasoned that Steven would need a bathroom when he was older.
>You didn't see the point. The sink did its job.
>For the most part, you didn't want Greg to leave, because that meant the only expert on taking care of a small, frail infant wasn't there.
>You wouldnt let him leave until he properly explained how to use 911 and supplied you with the necessary Baby Care materials.
>You must've gone through 9 packs of baby wipes those two days.
>You hated the smell.
>But now, every so often, when you go shopping for Stevens food.
>You sometimes find yourself in the baby aisle of the supermarket
>Staring at the baby wipes, becoming lost in their ancient scent.
There's also Greg the Babysitter.
Though, most likely Drop Beat Dad is actually about Marty, not Greg.
>Steven hasnt aged since he was 8
So, has Steven known Lars, Saddie and Ronald since they were young too?
I guess thats why Lars and Saddie are so numb to his magic episodes
>Same Old World
Steven tries to show lapis why earth needs saving
Lapis sees it as the same crappy planet from millenia ago/what she saw from the mirror
possibly episode where lapis first returns?
>Beach City Drift
Lapis interacts with regular humans
>Greg the baby sitter
Greg watches lapis and Peridot while CGs do stuff
>Know your fusion
Free for all of either Malachite or any fusion involving a CG and lapis/peridot/maybe jasper
>Alone At Sea
Not what you asked but come to think about it, Cartoon Network's fuck up with the Lapis/Peridot scene makes me think it's gonna be a Jasper episode, but that would imply that Malachite unfused off screen which would be fucking bullshit considering all the lead up, specially Chille Tid
Also I remember back when Catch & Release aired I started speculating that Barn Mates would be a Lapidot episode, but everybody called me a retard for believing that, now that it is literally confirmed I was right everyone can suck my dick
Too Short To Ride is still a Stevonnie episode tho, for whatever the fuck reason people started theorising it was gonna be Peridot and Steven fusing which of course was fucking stupid, and now we also now Stevonnie is indeed having another episode so yeah
I'm a lot more excited than I should be now that I'm finally reading these leaked titles.
All flesh decays. Death turns all to ash. And thus, death frees every soul.