/sugie/ - Steven Universe General in Exile
WHO WANTS MILK Edition
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>Log Date 7 15 2
>It Could've Been Great
>Season 1 and 2:
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>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Here's something from before Catch and Release aired.
>ruby and sapphire fuseing
>"oops, I tripped and fell on your pussy at first site" relationship
>despite how stupid it sounds it was actually something that could have determined whether or not rose would have been alive to give birth to Steven
Now I'm gonna lurk around for ideas as you talk amongst yourselves.
>have a lewd.
Listen closely to me. I'm only going to say this once. You are in a position of power. You have supreme control over fusion and precognition. You are leader of this little warband here. Abuse this power, and I will hire the most impassioned people on Earth to defy your future vision. You've made quite a few enemies in your time. IRA members looking to destroy the world's most ancient source of Britishness. Muslim insurgents seeing you as an abomination against the life created by God. Catholics, Protestants and pretty much everybody vaguely Judeo-Christian see you as a homosexual who needs to be stoned. Once they have procured your gems, I will personally build a rocket, put the both of you on it, put my foot on the detonator and
But only if you fail.
>explicitly stated that Gems have to dance to fuse
>mfw that scene
Just because I know she would kill me and I want to go that way.
>I need this scene with Peridot and Steven
I think I'll continue it later.
>Peridot is based on Sugar's old Invader Zim redemption fanfics
>tfw her next show features a young scam artist falling in love with his geeky, beanie wearing friend
Dancing is to synchronize their movements together, since they don't have the natural advantage of being in the same class. Notice how the Rubies don't dance at all; they just jump into a stack.
What allowed Ruby and Sapphire to fuse was that, in that moment of spinning, their bodies synced up properly.
If Sapphire was such a special asset to the Blue Diamond Authoritah, then what jackass decided it would be best to send three Rubies, who seem to be nothing more than enemy fodder, to protect her?
I'm kinda pushing it,
but Sapphire as Gyro and the ball she is holding is Ruby's gem.
There are those who are born to fight and those who learn to be better than those who are born to fight. You fall in to the latter category. You aren't just a Pearl. You aren't Rose's servant, either; at least, not any more. You are you, as strange as it may seem. Now, deliver your people, young shepherd! Deliver from bondage and slavery!
i guess she decided upon it herself, since she should know what would work they trusted her with the judgement? but she was all emo about it and had already decided she would be poofed
9:00 pm - Take a Shower
9:45 pm - Leave for work
10:00 pm - Start Work
12:00 am - Change over at work
1:00 am - Start making breakfast
3:30 am - Take bathroom break at work
3:45 am - Get back towork
6:05 am - End shift
6:10 am - Leave Work
6:25 am - Get Home
6:30 am - Take bathroom break
7:00 am - Get something to eat
Then I dunno from there, I have the day off so I'll probably either play some Fall Out 4 or Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4. Maybe Mario Kart 8 if I finally feel like setting my TV back up. Maybe I'll finally start my Youtube series. Who knows?
Don't ever. EVER. EVER! Betray Earth! AGAAAAIIIIIHHHNNNN! YOU GOT THAT? DO IT AGAIN, AND I WILL RECONSIDER USING YOUR PITIFULLY WEAK EMPIRE AS AN INFINITELY REGENERATING FOOD SOURCE! BETRAY US, AND YOU BECOME A GLORIFIED! FUCKING! ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT! BUFFET!
I'll take a couple of requests, why not.
>A wild renegade Pearl has appeared
>She gives anon this face
>What does he do?
Ah, is it great to find a person who nobody will believe. I've heard that you hate the Crystal Gems, that you hate this planet and you are going to go fight the Crystal Gems. You are going to lose that fight. Not because of their superior strength or anything like that, no. Now that you have so much hate and passion in that heart of yours, you could easily defy their future vision and other such assets. No, you are going to lose on purpose. If you lose, that's fine. If you win, however, I come into play. I gather every shard and gem in this area. Then my foul creation begins. I will lash them together into a singular whole, held in place by solder and welding. It will be lauched into orbit by rocket, and become one of humanity's first orbital weapons. This vast flesh-engine will then be used to power to a previously theoretical device, an antimatter factory. This factory will produce vast amounts of antimatter, which is then collided with matter to create more energy. This is then used to power another previously theoretical device, the warp conduit, which uses negative matter to warp space to allow faster than light travel. With the vast amounts of energy involved, this could reach utterly rediculous superluminal velocities. Then, it will be aimed towards your petty Homeworld, and activated. It will then deactivate into realspace at the core of the planet. The warp conduit also has an unfortunate sideaffect of heating to incredible amounts on arrival to its destination, to the degree that it could destroy a small moon. I have no actual idea what approximately 14 Jupiters of negative mass, several tons of antimatter and a mass of eternally screaming sentient rock, all heated to a rediculous degree would do when suddenly materializing into the core of your center of operations, but I do know that the planet will not survive. So, it's your choice. Lose or lose, lose or genocide. Which will it be?
Let's see, what happened on the trip to Earth?
Jasper was probably a big bully the whole way over.
>before the events of The Return
>Peridot pilots the ship into the Sol System.
>Jasper stomps into the bridge.
"Lapis finally stopped struggling. She won't recover from that anytime soon."
>Peridot keeps silent.
>Jasper looks down on her.
"Oh I'm sorry, did all that noise and crying unnerve you?"
>Jasper slowly grasps Peridot's head.
>Peridot gets frustrated.
"Get OFF Jasper, I need to concentrate."
"Darn right you do. Yellow Diamond was NOT pleased that we had to survey this mudball again after all these years."
>Earth comes into view.
"All because you couldn't do your job right, now I have to play escort for a weakling like you."
>Jasper unhands Peridot's head with a heavy shove.
"No wonder your such a laughing stock on Homeworld."
>She backhands Peridot on the side of her head, and put her finger in her face.
"No matter how hard you think you work, overcompensating will get you nowhere."
>Jasper leaves the room.
>Peridot stares at the screen.
>Her brow furrows as she bites her lip.
>A tears runs down her cheek.
"I'm not a failure. I'm not an error."
>She starts to cry.
>Jasper shouts from the exit ball.
"Get out here!"
>Peridot rises from her seat, and wipes her eyes.
>She straightens her posture, and hardens her heart.
"I will not fail again."
>She steps out ready to face the Crystal Gems.
Except, y'know, Jasper was the one who failed in the war. Actually, given her personality, Peridot probably used her escort status and Jasper's disposability and failures to bully her.
A Mercury is a good car and that's what I was driving that day. I've owned a lot of cars.
Different kinds. Lots of different kinds of cars. She was standing, this girl, on the side of the street where there was a chicken stand; not KFC, mind you, but nevertheless a chicken stand, and I pulled the Mercury over and rolled down the window by electric power. She was wearing a leather skirt and she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that. I like it a lot. It means a big bush. I like a big bush. She said, "Are you dating?" I said,"yes," and she got in the car. We pulled to a remote location, one that she and I both felt comfortable with and she said, "How much can you spend?" I said, "What it takes to see your bush. I know it's a big one." She said "twenty five dollars," which to a working man is not chicken feed. I produced the money and she put it in her shoe and pulled up her skirt. There before me lay a thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. You can imagine how badly I wanted my twenty-five dollars back.
Draw Jasper crying for the horrible war machine and failure that she is.
Why are you so persistent on getting rid of this drawfag? They're nowhere near the same level of cringe as para was.
It's hard to ignore when it's brought up in nearly every single thread they post in. What's your deal?
[spoiler]Which videogames would the gems enjoy?[/spoiler]
Off I go to work /sug/, see you all bright and early in the morning!
Amethyst:Hotline Miami 2
If SU goes into hiatus, the filthy cucks of /sug/ would probably accept being banned by /co/ like they did the last time.
Spineless, contemptible faggots who let themselves be ordered what to do. Typical reddit mentality. /co/ is a board of homosexuals, but /sug/ is incapable of the most limpwristed resistance
from the last thread.
i can't figure out a good pose, i thought was funny if rose first idea was force pearl to spend time with greg and make her eat hotdogs and stuff
>tfw you were ambivalent towards Peri and now she's your favorite
Why did they have to make her so cute?
Pearl would probably like The Sims and make her and Rose as a couple, and she would secretly like Call of Duty.
Amethyst would like GTA, and Garnet would like Just Dance and DDR.
I just want to make her feel safe and loved. She lived her whole life as a tool.
Now heres something I think you'll really like
I think Peridot would enjoy some classic Fps games and classic indie games like Half Life 2 and Cave Story.
Yellow Diamond: Plague Inc.
>She wants that planet to die, but is getting pist off at the hard to reach Delmarva.
>Her favorite weapon is Nano Virus.
>Peri = Cutest gem
>Porl = Prettiest gem
>Amy = Lewdest gem
>Garnet = Coolest gem
We can all agree on this, right?
Man, I'm just gonna take a short break from drawing for /sug/ for a while.
It wouldn't be too much of a bother if it was every so often, but it's always whenever I post something new or when someone reposts something I did.
Pearl: No Man's Sky, simulation games, Animal Crossing
Amethyst: Smash, Metroidvanias
Garnet: Rhythm games, BlazBlue. Goat Simulator
Peridot: TF2, Overwatch, BattleCry
Jasper: Mortal Kombat
Lapis: Sunless Sea
Got this one done first, wow that took a while
>tfw my ex looks just like this Connie
Just another thing to masturbate to, though, I have a pretty good life otherwise.
Pearl was the cutest by a mile until it was revealed that Peri was short. Short girls are cheating, basically.
I don't care if you are a drawfag; if you're this much of a baby, you can stay gone.
Can someone please replace The cyber-demon to Yellow Diamond and Doomguy to Steven?
>/sugie/ - Steven Universe General in Exile
Let's drop the In Exile. We didn't use it last hiatus and we don't need to use it now.
>she looks at video games
>"I never thought this form of peace existed..."
Kek. Fuck my life.
When I wrote that, it was under the assumption she was just now comprehending a more relaxed a free way of life.
I really need to improve my writing.
Video games can still be quite therapeutic though...
Who's your favorite no-lines background character? Mine is big titties pissed off red gem
Fucking same man.
That was the best fucking silhouette in that episode.
>other color Pearls join the CG
>theme song becomes:
Fucking Suitcase Sam, think of the backstory behind the patch, and how his life was, did he lose his eye by a Gem Related Incident? I want to see more of this guy.
>Let's tell the drawfag to fuck off
>"Ok I'm fucking off."
>YOU'LL BE BACK
I mentioned this in a previous thread, but:
>Garnet sees double Ruby fusion
>It's the same two Rubies that she was working with/ assigned to in The Answer
>They run at each other like they are going to fuck each other's shit up
>They jump at each other
>They both summon gauntlets
>Then in mid-air they high-five
>Then they both yell in unison
>"No Gem Left Behind, even if it means betrayal!"
>tfw the novelty of having the normies back wears off
Jasper getting her gem cracked beyond repair, and then she just goes agonize somewhere cold and alone. And then Steven feels guilty and cries a lot, the end.
It's no surprise the women are so aggressive here. They want to play with the big boys. Aggressive women are also known for being crazy, which is also not a surprise given what site we're on.
Hey /sug/ I've seen some pretty dark shit on /b/. So anybody would like to post some Opal lewds to help me take my mind off of it.
That would be greatly appreciated.
You can tell us anything, man. I don't have lewds, but I want to hear your tale, so we can carry this burden together. It is the burden of each man to carry the world, so why not share it?
>Wanting to get rid of all your content
What the fuck has /trash/ done to all of you? It's like you're all retarded.
I'm not understanding your logic. A few could mean dozens. You want to make it even deader?
>Jasper bragging to Steven how she took great pleasure in executing every Rose Quartz in the universe because of his mother.
"You may have beaten me, but know that your kind will never be grown again. You are responsible for all of it, you little endling. If you can't meet them, then you will never meet her, and you will always be alone, and that hole in your heart will never be filled no matter who you surround yourself with."
>Steven breaks down.
>Jasper smirks just before she is bubbled.
"I win, Rose."
Why the fuck is everyone such a fucking prick here? Can't you people just be nice for one second without killing your general?
Shhh don't say that, /trash/ is the best place for /sug/ so what if a few drawfags left, we still got enough porn to get us through.
So don't ever come back to /co/, ok? /trash/ is your new home now.
>Few less won't make a difference.
Except this guy is one of maybe 2 or 3 actually decent drawfriends who comes around /trash/sug/, and he's been consistently doing requests for people here for months. I get not liking seeing Steven licking on the murdercock but there's really no reason to be such a shithead to someone who actually contributes to the threads and "community"
Not the anon you're replying to, but let's stop giving the whinging drawfags and para haters attention. If anyone leaves, they leave.
I swear you guys just keep shit going for no fucking reason.
Don't respond to those bickering kids. Just let them crash and burn, eating their chicken tendies.
I must apologize. This week hasn't been easy for us after we found out the mods aren't true to their word. The shitposting has doubled, everyone is blaming each other for things that are out of their control, and some are just having giggles. I hope the episodes come back soon.
I don't want /trash/ to be our new home, it was bad enough the first time we came here but now everyone who didn't go back to /co/ is resentful and hates the people who did go back.
Now there's just hate everywhere and it feels like /v/.
This isn't the comfy pre-bomb /trash/ I knew, it's evolved into something of nightmares. I'll just stick to /co/, the 2-3 week hiatus is better than the 2-3 month one we experienced anyway, I can last.
Para2, a troll and a couple of white knights ruined the fucking thread. Nice.
STOP TRYING TO CREATE DRAMA YOU STUPID FUCKING SHITPOSTER! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU WHO GOT CANCER, NOT BOWIE!
I get what your saying but, its time to face facts.
>/co/ = HomeWorld
>/trash/ = Earth
Welcome to /trash/
>everyone who didn't go back to /co/ is resentful and hates the people who did go back.
lol there were probably like 5 people total who stuck around here without just posting on both boards.
I still believe in /sugie/.
Gotta take the bad with the good.
Alternately, Jasper revealing how horrible Rose Quartz actually was.
>I was there. I saw her, cutting them down, one by one, two by two.
>After a while, she stopped bothering
>She just aimed for their gems, shattering them by the dozens.
>I was a coward. I hid among the shards of my fallen comrades.
>I managed to hide for long enough to procure a teleportation back to the main ship.
>Before I did, we locked eyes.
>By the stars, I saw her face.
>She wasn't tired. No fear, no anguish.
>She was happy. Grinning bigger than I had ever seen somebody grin.
>And for a second, I knew.
>We are one and the same, but also different.
>She is quartz, I am quartz.
> But I fight with honor. I uphold the law that protects the innocent.
>But you are different. You are not that... thing.
>Pearl: You're lying!
>I am a Jasper. My job is to uphold what I know to be true, to read the law to it's full extent and to act as a witness to all those fallen from grace.
>Why would I lie about such horrible things, renegade?
i really wish blue pearl would be a character of interest in more than one episode but since she will be voiced by deedee it would be pretty hard
What the fuck is this retarded shit? It's /sug/, what stupid autismo faggot came up with /sugie/?
I want to go home, I fucking hate you people and I want to go back. WE need to get back.
> Yellow Pearl > Blue Pearl > Salty Pearl
All other opinions are invalid
IT WAS FINE UNTIL THE /CO/ NIGGERS SHOWED UP
i do love that smug bitch
Are you serious? Please tell me this is bait.
Calm yourself, friend. Most people here are still salty about the exile, not to mention the hiatus. /co/ actually was less abhorrent than this place. But hey, we are in /trash/, afterall.
>IT WAS FINE UNTIL THE /CO/ NIGGERS SHOWED UP
Yea and now it's even better!
These are just transitional pains, friend.
Anyway, /co/ is shit. I don't want to post on a board entirely dedicated to children's cartoons and comics and on top of that have to worry about getting banned for posting quality content
>yfw the rage inside Malachite isn't Lapis being angry about her situation
>It's Jasper, face to face again with Rose Quartz, a second time being unable to do anything as her ship was torn apart and was cast back into the abyss
>Malachite is anger and hate made manifest, but not from the mind of Lapis, rather the pain of Jasper
Alright who was the faggot that came up with this shit?
All flesh decays. Death turns all to ash. And thus, death frees every soul.
>tfw you want to go to bed but you waitin on that drawfag to post your request
Love you /sug/
I wish you all the best in the new day
Cue Lapis talking to Steven
>I was in her mind for months.
>I saw everything about her, Steven.
>It was hard to make out, but a lot of her friends died on the battlefield.
>There was one other Jasper in particular that she focused on a lot, usually followed by her getting... getting...
>She got shattered. By your mother.
>I felt what she felt.
> All that pain and anger.
>And then she saw that you weren't her from my memories, and then everything changed.
>Suddenly, all of her hate was directed towards the Diamonds.
>I remember on thing clearly from before we defused.
>Jasper was thinking "I'm going to kill them for not sending me earlier."