After living as a ghoul for so long i tend to forget i used to eat human food...i'll se what i can do for you then. And you tend to get too immersed into dealing with mortal in the virtual world, Lala.
Not fast enough! And you know why? Because you're getting..
It's only dead because everyone is out having fun this Friday afternoon and we're all sitting here soaking in filth.
N-no I mean, you can continue buying me whatever you wish..I just want you to admit that you do so because of how it makes me...look.
I could if I made the effort for it
I'd just vid edit, upload to yt and use a yt to webm because all the other conversions I tried fucked up
...i-i'm not saying that in public, it's too early for me to be embarrassed.
Oh? That's good then, i hope you suffered as much as i did.
Don't tell anyone
But I guessed what was happening based on the pictures
>cums while drinking filtered piss
I don't like hugs. They make me feel even worse about myself.
I'm doing less than acceptable. Thank you for not killing all of us in a fit of rage.
I've never had a taco before. I completely forgot about them until you started screaming about them.
Currently required to setup for a "coping skills" class that meets once a week
Which interferes with my college class, which means l'll be required to drop the course.
diminishing my completion percentage and likely will be dismissed from the college
At least l'll know how to cope with it
I think I take the cake
Everyone here would probably kill themselves if they were me
I would too if I were a beta like the rest of you
He got a broken leg went to a hospital
During a walk with a nurse he leaped out of his wheel chair in a heroic fashion to pull the nurse out of the way of a car
The nurse logged onto his steam account and posted his last words as if it were a suicide note.
The worst thing thats happened to me is in highschool I had a girlfriend who I fingerbanged and she said I got her pregnant.
We are, among other things.
>I'd like you to stay, I enjoy her.
>whew... vhat a day...
how are you all doing?
You do seem busy at the moment, but would you
be so kidt to host a game for us?
>I used up all of mine in like 4th grade
>Had 3 at once
>Real player right here
>My charm disappeared when I got older, I guess
Had about 4 through highschool
2 out of school.
none of zhe people I've meet in my life are vorth my time.
>I guess I would have a normal life. Had a girlfriend, a job and still have some friends to talk to. But probably not since I go here for some fun.
>I had one, but we went through a pretty nasty break up
I mean... You gotta practice safe sex Anon.
Hell he might just slap the condom right on his finger
>Aside of the potential danger of dying outside by only carrying my cellphone it's not really that bad.
>living near the ocean is nice enough at least.
Literally just write. If you have a story you want to tell, just start at the beginning and see how you go.
Chances are, it'll be terrible, but then you get a bit better, and you can refine it, and refine it, and refine it.
why what happened?
if you gotta go, I hope you have fun ^^;
>Find inspiration. Be it from videogames or movies, or books themselves. That's what I'd say, and what I'm trying to do
>I had a heart condition. It wasn't nearly as bad as anything like cancer but it definitely fucked up my usual routine and about 80% of my HS life.
Oh no, I am afraid I must save it for a rainy day.
I will need a few fresh ones.
>my family is the designated "fuck these guys" of Texas
Ok, here's a question to try to lighten up zhe mood a bit:
who in zhe community do you have zhe fondest memory of?
>also hi guys
>it's too hot to sleep any more
Let me walk home and if we still need one I'll host.
She's more retarded than that fucking gunmen theif, how can someone be so retareded!?
I witnessed my best friend killing himself in front of me.
He wanted me to be here until he's last breath, he drugged himself, drank, and then he jumped from the top of his building.
I walked out by the other way and never saw the corpse.
I guess you can, how will you catch it though?
Well, obviously I'm gonna blame you, but you shouldn't be so hard on yourself.
Or talk about yourself in the third person. You can't pull it off.
That's a tad harsh pal. She may be a ditz but she's ain't retarded.
the shit tier joke
anyway on the subject of that -6f (something around -20c if I'm correct) in forcast for sunday
>i would have to learn how to use one and not freeze in fear first.
If you really love someone, it's better to let them go when you know they have no more will to live than force them to stay alive and die inside more and more everyday, restraining them to end their sufferings just because we're too selfish to let them go.
This one too, for anyone who played this game, goddamn.
>My dog likes pillows
>Whenever I set a pillow on the floor he comes and lays on it
>Sometimes he'll lay on the floor before that, and ignore the pillow because he's too lazy to crawl the two feet to get to it
>I set a pillow down and call him over
>He decides to crawl over this time, but is too lazy to lift his head
>He just buries his head under the pillow
I love my dog.
>welcome to Texas fucker
>the temperature drops below 75 downstairs and the heater gets kicked on
>and it only cares about how hot it is downstairs
>My mom died of cirrhosis of the liver, if memory serves, before I was 13
>Everyone thought everything was fine until my mom suddenly needed to go to the hospital
>I was completely unworried, she'd always been fine whenever something happened, and if she never mentioned it, clearly it wasn't important, right?
>She died after three days in the hospital
>I never shed a single tear for her
But she's not retarded. So, who are you talking about?
>You know what the hardest thing is?
Seeing your own grandfather wither away from being as strong as an ox to nothing more but an skeleton thanks to a terrible disease in two years.
And you, as his grandson. Being unable to stop it.
just lurking because I have a contract to finish...
A Blue bitch, now if you mind I'll be preparing for the next game.
Dass ist sehr gut
Are you impressed by my mastery of the german language?
Doesn't sound like anyone here.
Here, have another, its not like I need them.
You get an extra one for free.
>We had a bunch of dead animals when we were growing up.
>Our rabbit was ran over by my dad when he was mowing the lawn
>Our second rabbit died because my mom didn't feed him when we visited our grandmother's for the weekend.
>Two of our dogs ran away.
>As did a turtle we had.
>And our last dog was attacked by a raccoon. Our parents didn't want to take him to the vet, si we just watched until he slowly died.
>and at the risk of sounding pretentious to mention, my grandmother outlived her, if only by two months
zhank you for zhe 1 (you) as vell.
here's another one from me.
Lala? It's been waaaay too long since I saw you last! Of course you can have one.
>Life is a rose, my friend. You might only be able to see the vibrant red petals, but when you try to hold the rose, you get stung by the thorns. Things you do not wish to see or cannot see because you are too focussed on the good things.
>And sometimes, no matter how cruel this sounds, you need exactly those thorns to remind you of how balanced fate can be.
It's a heroes job to protect everyone's smiles.
"In my heart I just know that there's no way to light up the dark in his eyes."
Oh, I wasn't actually going to host. I just like making people think they'll have to sit through my shitty games.