We're all family here together edition
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What are you baka even doing in this thread? Don't you have better things to do than...y-you know, don't make me say it. It's not like I'm here for any of that l-lewd stuff, you pervert!
Silllly! You should know what I sound like by now without me posting images!
You won't make a good pet at this rate.
I have here three size D batteries.
They're going up your ass.
Me? A pet?
You must be mistaken.. being a pet is boring, being a loli's pet is even more boring <3
Don't worry, time will tell~
Me? Worse? I'm nothing like these pathetic rape anons, I am on a whole new level <3
A dog will do too
(If I wasn't tired as fuck I'd be raping by now, RIP)
H-hey! I am no dog! Though I might act it sometimes!
Isn't that what it is..? If you do all the work thinking for the person and telling them what to do..
Aren't you the pet?
Elphelt hasn't been around either..
I need someone to put me to bed, I'm up early tomorrow but these videos are way too funny >w<
nya, pls no bully
Gonna go to be meow
I was gonna go to bed but meow I can't because I wub you <3
I found an old note to myself to add "anonloli" on Skype, and assumed it to be ERP related.
Who are they though?
Don't we have enough tributes already?
Why not this one!
But I've been here the whole time!
Since I definitely own all of ERPdom and everything and all ERP invasions of everything are due to me and this is 100% serious and you can quote it, that means I'll always exist here even after death!
Can you cuddle me to sleep at least? omo
>tfw you complete Rin's story with good ending on Katawa Shoujo on your first fucking try
WE DID IT BOYS
I missed that. My bad. I find it odd that Nue would be against the Rape Club since repeatedly raping an innocent boy is how he became established in /b/. Too bad we can't rape Nue. Or even that Innocent Boy?
I AM AWAKE
God damn annoying ass piece of shit neighbors all I want in life is to seduce Shinoa why they gottta come and ruin that.
>gives a thumbs down
Senpai I couldn't shut down her personality, doing nothing with her while watching the fireworks sold me
Doing nothing is my favorite thing, and she was so quirky it had to be done, shes definitely second in line though
When you do hanakos story you better realize how great she is otherwise I will come to florida and stab your long hair bitch ass mother fucking self.
>implying I live in florida
Silly clowny~ I'll do hers later, riding that good ending first try feel is too dope, I think I want to get her bad ending and neutral ending also
I never got a bad ending in katawa shoujo, real talk, not until years later did I realize there actually was bad endings I thought it had 0 of them.
I know you live somewhere in that area, I can't remember where specifically
>implying New Jersey is somewhere in Florida
When was the last time you checked a map senpai~
I'm going to check them out, I'll eventually have everything unlocked I just wish I actually made saves instead of just marathoning it
I don't know how familiar you are with VN's, but there is a skip button. All it does is skip everything you've previously read, it'll automatically stop once you reach decisions/new content.
It's what I do each time I start a VN, I never bother with save whoring, that seems like too much effort to me.
Also you live in NJ? There is already someone who wants me to rape them in the area, I'll rape you while I'm up there, I can get that 2 for 1 sale.
Lowkey its funny, cause you look cuter than that tranny does. So I'd hit that
I know I look good senpai, I'm a top tier target and I ain't even trying out here.
Skipping makes me feel like I'm missing out on the story though, I just spent like 7+ hours reading her story and it made me feel, which is nice
This was also only my second VN, and the first where I have more than one girl to pick
What do you mean? Let me explain it to you
It just speeds through all your previously read content, you already know what happens in each of those scenarios. It just avoid you from re-reading things you already know.
Like it'd speed through the prologue, launch the game right now and hit the skip button you'll understand what I mean.
Also you didn't say no to me raping you, I already know you enjoy sleep rape, so I wonder how much you'll enjoy waking up with cum inside your ass.
>would very much enjoy/10
>Mouth also very acceptable
Oh, alright cool I'll mess around with that then and get the other endings, I wanna 100% Rin before I switch girls
Damn why aren't you just a slut, wanting a clown to take you in your sleep.
I'll do it a few times in your ass just so when I finally do it when you wake up you'll no longer hurt since I'll have you stretched out by then.
I understand though, go do that, then do the same for everyone else.
Is there any character you didn't really like from what you saw?
>Too NEET to be slut
Don't worry I sleep like a ton of bricks
As funny as this is, the only characters I outright didn't enjoy was the blonde loli because exercise is the devils work. Everyone else is pretty dope, I think my order was Rin/Hanako/Blindlady/deaflady/blondeloli
Where was pink at? Misha I think is her name.
>tfw when you somehow you end up marrying anzu and having to take care of his useless neet ass
That's an odd twist of fate, thats probably more likely than I'd like to think.
>What I did
He wanted it, if he had have said to stop I would of.
He was begging for it by the time he was inside me.
Nue when you coming to me and anzu's wedding? I'd have you be the bridesmaid but clearly I'm the husband in this relationship so you'll have to settle for being the best man.
>implying I'd want a wedding
Clowny please~ weddings are too much work
>tfw these other endings were so much feelier than the other ones
Its from that one shitty webcomic people like, with the black and red trolls and shit if I remember right.
I think it ended shortly after GamerGate started because the author was such a huge self important dipshit that he thought he had the capacity to calm it down by ending his hiatus.
Anthony Burch exists for certain.
It isn't funny, just very very sad.
>that one shitty webcomic
I was almost triggered by that statement.
But the fact that you think its shitty is something i cannot change.
So what you're saying is, RPing a character from that would be as pathetic as unironically RPing Sanic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU7EHKFNMQg
>sees the post above mine
Speak of the autist.
>tfw just got bad and neutral ending
I'm so glad I didn't get these endings, I would have been down for the count senpai
I think its finally time to try out another girl, so Hanako it is~
>I am not a clever man so even though I saw the name I thought nothing of it. I have to be though since you can't protect yourself from rape I'm the only one who can.
What did he mean by this?
>Hesitates for a long moment
But...I already get threatened to be raped here...w-weren't you protecting me from rapey anons earlier...?
Half that message was meant for Anzu, but I'm not smart enough to properly quote. My thoughts just come in random lines don't worry about it
You want to be raped by me so its okay, also I am protecting you from their rape. They can't stick their dick in your ass if mines already there
If I had a time machine I would go back in time to rape myself then consent for myself retroactively just to see how the law would handle it.
Can I come with you? I lost my keys and I want to go back to the last time I remember having them so I can take them when past-me isn't looking and then I'll have them when I return to the present.
Anzu is a super slut you guys just haven't found out about it yet, when you've known him as long as I have you'll slowly learn. Plus mine plan to get him to love me is raping him till he is addicted to my cock.
I'll shove my cock in your mouth so you can't talk anymore at this rate.
I obviously was just jesting, I'll talk to you about fighting games and the what not.
Hell don't I have your bitch ass still my other steam account? I don't even remember
>implying I type with my mouth
Maybe later, I'm too lazy to do anything atm, I need to sleep but I'm pushing it off for some reason
I'll forget by then my memory doesn't last that long I just do spur of the moment things and Shinoa isn't on for me to flirt with.
Either way go to sleep already, I just woke up so I'm fine, probably gonna shower then hit the bottle.
I'll remind you then clowny~
If I remember anyway, I have bad memory as well, never had a good memory for some reason...I think I actually went to the doctors about it one time but I forget what the assessment was
Alright babe, when we get married we will probably both forget. I know I won't forget that ass though~
8:40 PM - Hopscotch: rare vid of clown-piece and hopscotchs daily convos
8:40 PM - Hopscotch: http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1452742966910.webm
So bored I might actually die
Is there a sasuke poster? That seems silly
Also my bets on Onii-chan poster if he ever comes back, so anon will easily win. Shinoa likes rape which isn't my forte
Naw I joke, the thought of rape actually makes me sick, I find it completely disgusting and repulsive.
Anything I do is always consentual, I prefer loving endearing sex. Or bullying someone but only if they want it.
Morning hun, how have you been?
Its fine with me when it's not brutal and at least the victim is finding themselves forced to enjoy it. But I see what you mean it can be awkward.
I didn't know you erp'd for strictly for procreation.
Yeah my character isn't so obvious. Despite the fact I'm a huge bully a lot of the time I'm very much a pure maiden who just wants a close relationship.
Though sometimes I can be a huge dom and just want to bully and slut everyone and make them all my toys, but thats not how I am most the time.
How come you left discord coffee druid?
Tobiichi.. You weren't annoying at all. If you don't want to be on discord it's fine, but we still love you.<3
You didn't even fall asleep in my bed, what a shitter. How am I suppose to cuddle you under these circumstances?
Low key I cried last night while drinking, had a lot of sad but good memories come up.
It actually felt really good.
Slept amazing and my coffee taste good.
Of course, anyone who has ever added me or talked to me a lot is always surprised by how massively different I am in private vs the threads. But just means I'm like a rubix cube, tons of sides to choose from.
Hai, you said you would protect me, so I have to (ᵖᵒˢᵉ ᶠᵒʳ) hug you lots!
And you're obviously the better waifu. I'm not too... well endowed, heh...
ᶠᶫᵃᵗ ᶜʰᵉˢᵗ ᶦˢ ᵇᵉˢᵗ ᶜʰᵉˢᵗ
I-I mean, you're in a more popular show, that counts right? Plus you have really nice, long hair!~
Shhh, nobody is supposed to know about my show... and short hair is nice too!
Ah, sorry! Should I keep quiet about you working in a cosplay cafe too?
... I-I mean.. erm.. short hair isn't that great!
>Covers your mouth
And it sure is, it's super cute!
Its okay I'll sleep naked with you so you don't feel awkward!
I sleep in pajamas normally because they are really soft, so I could just act like a human blanket for you too if you want.
Yeah its good to release all the build up, especially since I had a lot of it. So now I can focus 100% on being happy all the time again. What are your plans for today?
I'm going to try to sleep on you now.
That'll teach you.
Plutia highkey though senpai, when we getting married?
Oh then what reasons would it be, and which would you prefer, our naked skin against each other, or me acting as your blanket cuddling with a nice silky fabric?
How on earth do you have such a good memory! xd
Well hello again anyway! ^-~
Of course, I'd want you to be my blanket! I love hugs, they're comfy..~ <3
>cirno was in the threads last night
Ha, now he is probably gonna bully me when he wakes up though.
I'll just have to make sure that never happens
What was the first question you asked me, I remember it do you?
Good just ignore anything that might get hard, thats entirely common when hugging a cutie such as yourself.
Oh, that explains it! xd
>curls my twintails around your neck
>Hold your hand
Y-you're worse than the rape anons!
.. I'm kidding, I'm always free to hug anyone who wants them!
>Anyone who wants them
I didn't realize I wasn't getting involved with such a slut!
I'm gonna have to make you a pure maiden such as myself, you've clearly become corrupt.
Ahh, I remember mostly events and not details.
I know I talked to you before I started being Nue so I'm a little blurry.
It is a shame I never got around to doing something with you again, but I'm in a relationship now and my boyfriend isn't too keen on me doing things with people besides him.
I hope that's ok. You were pretty fun.
They're only hugs, hugs are friendly right?
Your first question was does anyone play nue and you asked for my approval of her.
They are sometimes too friendly. I'm putting you under direct surveillance now, so you've just moved up in the world you should be glad. Maybe I'll even play with you once in a while. I'm definitely going to have to clean you first of all that filth.
Of course he found someone nice I'm cupid after all
Only if cupid was a horned and somewhat evil demon! xd
I won't only cause you would enjoy the feeling of my knife slowly sinking into your skin, it pushing forward till the moment it finally pierces it and your blood beings to spill out.
Erm.. are you ok, clown piece? You don't have to do all that, it's fine! The anons here are nice (for the most part) so I don't think any of them will be.. dirtying me in any way
Clown, are you trying to give me a boner here? Because its not going so well.
Ah, I don't think I should do that, sorry!
I am a pure cinnamon roll that's to pure for this Earth..!!
Kill me? What have i ever done to deserve such fate?
Nothing turns me off more than being forced, Clownpiece.
I'd rather not be forced and just hug~
There is or was one poster who was, I played with them lots she was great. Had another person who wanted to cut my stomach while the blood flowed onto my dick and he sucked it off.
As of current I'm not sure
Good boy, always listen to mama clown.
And nothing says I want you to be turned on, I'm simply asking for a kiss, you are the one who is resisting. It's almost like you are secretly wanting to be forced
No thank you! Hugs only!
I don't like the gore aspect, I do like some pain and fear though. Complete submission of letting someone do something so dangerous to you that they could do extreme damage if they slipped even a little is what I like about it more than anything else.
Too extreme for here though I guess.
Busy hitting on everyone as always. Was making food and coffee
I think I scared off Tobiichi though.
You'd like that wouldn't you, so I'll just say no
I guess, I think it still happens once in a blue moon but I think people are afraid of being bullied by doing it out in public
I love you, when we getting married?
>Onii-chan poster if he ever comes back
I never left, I've just been doing a different, unrelated RP with her elsewhere, and just didn't want to split my attention for once. Which I shouldn't have done in the first place.
Oh she plays other characters as well? What a slut
I feel like I know her from the past or at the vert least she knows who I am. So hard with these sort of things.
No its you that have such degenerate thoughts.
I'm only contributing to them.
If you just count Shinoa, she's already ERPed with others in this thread anyway. Some femdom stuff with some anon, and if you count actual intercourse, with that weird D guy.
I'll never understand how "sex chess" flew under the radar and didn't become a meme, I was laughing my fucking ass off.
Naw I ended up reading the thread, just cause nothing else to do. I hope Sasuke wins, he actually has the writing skills to keep up with her which most of us don't.
Plus creepy nazi guy should become something else too freaky for me.
Sex chess? Never heard of this term till just now. Weird D guy? Is he the masked nazi or someone I just don't know.
Is she from the IRC?
>Weird D guy?
He showed up right around the time you left, and then left before you came back. I don't frequent the IRC or Discord or anything so I have no idea on any of that.
>actually has the writing skills to keep up with her which most of us don't.
Believe it or not, despite being one of the most talented writers to ever grace these threads, she's also one of the nicest. She's very accommodating, and I've never seen her turn anyone down based on their writing skill.
Wait wait wait, if you think I'm a good writer you are sorely mistaken. It's one of the biggest reasons I don't erp much is because of how horrid my skills are. I can have a silver tongue at times so talking is fine but when it comes to actual actions I trip over myself.
Aw okay I'll read this sometime soonTM
She is zelda isn't she? I BET SHE FUCKING IS
T-thank you anon
>covers my blushing cheeks with a blanket
Zelda I don't think has appeared since the /b/ threads but her quality of writing is just as good. It has to be because she acts literally exactly the same now that I think about it.
Comes into thread just talking, teasing, playing coy a bit.
Wants to be raped and forced into erp
Has insane writing
Yup it is, I'll confront her tonight about it. I have discovered it all, add detective to the list of many things I already am.
As expected this "insane skill" or "writing skill" is all in your mind because you masturbated while reading it.
Some of you people really do need to get over yourself.
This is smut, nothing more. There is no skill to it.
Your writing skill is what impresses me more than the (You) anon, I'm pretty dazzled right now.
>Being a snob about smut
Just write your dirty words, get off to it and stop with the "writing skill" nonsense.
I have a pet again, life is good. Now I have someone I can bully 24/7
:T I am not kawaii! I'm manly!!
>tugs anons's shirt
Working on something? I wonder what the could be.
Naw, I still need to blogpost all the time to make sure you have a fun time. Plus I mostly left cause I was posting somewhere else instead
What am I some sort of cuck? Though I'm sure if you can seduce him of your own will you can do whatever you want, it's not very hard.
Fixing your shit. Doing this under this method so much harder, I might have to change things to get it to work.
Reimu poster soonTM on pet status. We will go for 2 today
I lied I was working on removing that watermark cause it annoyed me but I was just using paint and there was one part I couldn't do in it. I'm not dedicated enough to reinstall photoshop to do it, even though I really should anyways.
>leave for a while
>come back to see Clown Piece and Nue both posting
>CP feeling empowered because he has Nue's leftovers
Welp, guess this makes staying away pretty easy.
Who needs a LaLa when you can have a LuLu~
I wonder how long you could last inside of me, you cute little anons seem to cum so quickly.
Well if you want to try find me tonight, I plan on doing a full show for you cute anons and it'd be a waste if you don't cum a few times for me.
>Miyafuji remained silent with a half reddened face.
Oh who might you be sweet thing. You look fairly innocent, yet you desire my breast?
>Sends pix after you, shooting a slowing beam at you, halting your attempts at running away.
Now now dear, you need to be true to your desires, now tell LuLu what your inner most desires are
I guess the sweet thing didn't desire my breast after all, pity I'd have love to give her some extra special attention too.
>specifically immune to the effect which forcibly turns off god-mode
The rape train never ends.
>Lulu's magic wear off, her body shrinking in size as she stops being so well rounded.
Welp I can't now, my ult's on cooldown. They really will have to wait for later.
Now that's just mean!
If only I was immune to everything.
I love this song so much, and the guy it makes me think of :3
All according to keikaku.
Sure is, there hasn't been a single erp act either in this whole thread for half of the day now.
I just came from finishing my heroine in Dragon's Dongma.
Wow, I didn't know dragon's dogma was worth cumming to.
>All according to keikaku.
Are you banking on Mizuki getting attached to Clown and then discarded like Clown discards everyone else, so you can laugh at him for getting treated the way he treated you?
PC port released today.
And Dragon's Dogma is a fucking fantastic game that was horribly overlooked on consoles because of Dark Souls.
>T-that's because I'm busy again for the whole weekend most of the part, been since morning and tomorrow I'm going to anime con again.
That only makes sense if you aren't behaving that way consistently.
Because I like them both and I like it it when people are happy.
Into Free is a great track but it doesn't fit the game at all (when you are first starting)
It is very much a song for when you've maxed out a vocation and you're one shotting gryphons, setting yourself on fire or summoning fucking hurricanes.
Hey, I was free for the whole week so far after Sunday!..
>Miyafuji was saddened that no one had approached her at all and two of the anons she was looking for had been away.
Now I'm readying up for sleep soon for the long day tomorrow waiting ahead, can't wait to go buy some witch doujins. That is if there's any I haven't gotten already.~
The two of them make for great friends or fuckbuddies
and if that was what I was after things would have been fine.
It was all my own fault that I put myself out like that to get hurt.
Maybe if you didn't just drop and ignore everyone else who approaches you, you'd have gotten something. Unless you've been having your fix on the Discord. That doesn't make sense, though, since you're one of the person who talks about avatars not lewding in the threads, and how it kills them. Are you a hypocrite, or just fucking stupid?
Blast Arrows may be broken as fuck
but they are not stylish.
Im looking for G.
Not a G, but just G.
Shes an old friend of mine from years ago. We met in threads similar to these, not 100% like them though, and not here, not /trash/.
She´ll know who she is, Contrariwise i will know her.
There there anon, not everyone can be intelligent. The discord just breeds drama, what happens there should stay there. If those people don't like the threads they can just not come
I was looking for the wrong things from the wrong people.
Ehem, I ignore all approaches that don't fit my character, really. I have never nor probably never will be to discord.
I'm not really complaining either, I'm just sad that there's no lots of erp going on here at times. I like to watch and learn a lot from others as I'm fresh and kinda bad myself at this whole thing. I still enjoy little bit interacting with people when I'm busy with other stuff.
I just counted I've only discarded 6 people so far, I really thought it was a lot more but I might be forgetting a few.
You definately made an attempt with me and I wasn't even a fuckbuddy, just someone who wanted to be a friend to you.
I was only including people I've fucked and they got attached to me then dropped. Otherwise my list would easily be in the 40s or so.
I was wrong its been 7 people I remembered one more.
Hmmm, not really sometimes I do. Most the time I don't
Hey, if it weren't for all this shit I wouldn't have met my boyfriend.
So even if I got hurt I'm grateful because honestly I've never been this happy.
also because the first version of the game was ass and full of bugs that they fixed with dark arisen.
>bretty good combat/leveling system though.
Pawns were shitty though. Fuck that mechanic
thread erp isnt really my thing, dunno why I did it the other day
I also don't have enough male momiji/wolf boy pictures ;_;
Is it wrong to be grateful to the bees for pollinating the flowers even if they sting?
Is it wrong to be glad that people have been friends to you even if moments hurt because in the end you are better and happier for your time with them?
Calm down darling, I'm not one for grudges.
Hmm? I don't think so, it's all just happened by accidents.
Here is the formula for Clown
I like someone, lewd them for a bit, talk, get them to date me somehow, get them to admit their deep dark secrets so they need me to make them happy. Inevitably realize it was just a fling, crush, infatuation, I'm bored, they annoy me, I have trust issues and don't want people getting close to me, pick any one of those reasons.
Drop them and move on.
Not at all like Bob ross once said
I don't think you were that bad at all. Not sure if you wanna take my word for it, I wasn't the best either. Glad you humored me the other day, for what it's worth. If that's the case though you could always just play regular Momiji, or another character in general.