What should I do with all of this cum? I've been saving it since August 2014 but it's becoming a pain and I don't really wanna just be another copycat of jizzus.
lel that might actually work if I changed the bottle.
Surely somebody would be willing to pay a decent sum of money for authentic cum-lube.
Then again, I dunno how long actual cum holds its consistency.
Jizz is all protein, boy. It's literally only nutrients. If it's not used or frozen right away, every bacteria that can will rush to feast on it. There's practically no other substance that decomposes as fast as semen.
you got yourself one HELL of a bioweapon there OP, that stuff can kill.
Captain cum post didn't die when he licked his moldy jizz. [spoiler]Or did he?[/spoiler]
Go to the local gym, act like you're taking a shower
Empty all 3 bottles into the drain
The pipes clog and reek like a 50 year old menstruating Muslim woman
Fuck throwing the bottles.
OP needs to get one of these and then spray away.
The idea of someone spraying two year old rotting cum from a water gun, nearly makes me dry heave.
Imagine what that shit would do to someone in real life.
That would make an area reek for quite some time, or make someones clothes/hair smell like shit for weeks. I spilled a little bit on my hand once, I don't even know how many washes it took for the smell to go away.