ERP Thread: I'm Best Girl edition!
Very true, if someone is going to be so petty to hate someone over who they like/hang out with/ etc. So yeah you are definitely good people, but rip the image limit. You should make a new thread or someone cause i'm a lazy fuck
Of course I get along with everyone after all
That is subjective and also not clown
I couldn't think of a title.
Plus, why would a clown be "best girl" in anything?
Cause I'll murder you is why
I mean can I be best worst girl at the very least?
You're a clown, you can't murder anyone, you'll just throw pies at a kid, silly clown~
But sure, you can be best worst girl.
I'm not good at getting close to people either, here is a short summary.
6:54 AM - Lot: you know you and him are a lot alike actually
6:54 AM - Lot: you both push people away when they get too close
6:54 AM - Lot: and you both hide that you're depressed
Either way thats that. My best friend I met through the erp threads so lots of cool people to meet.
Those pies will have bombs in them though!
>shove bob in middle of it
>cover entire top of pie with whip cream
>no longer can see bomb
You gotta work on that strategy
So why are you up at this hour anyways? You from Europe I'm presuming it takes a degenerate like me to be up at 7am without sleeping.
That's cause you are a degenerate as well. Damn lazy neet go get a job.
I live in US. I slept a total of 16 hours yesterday but I'm starting to feel tired anyway.
>Not being up for Real Nigga Hours and smashing that like button if you still up.
>Not being an international real nigga and always being up.
>Not traveling the globe chasing the real nigga hours so they never end for you.
Aw okay, well thats why you don't oversleep, as someone who enjoys napping 12 hrs a day. You living that good life though, keep it up, if you sleep enough I won't have to.
Seems difficult, you aint getting those sweet dreams of waifus like me though.
GO get one and support your family tyrone
>mfw on the chase to hunt down real nigga hours forever
>Tfw after living in perpetual real nigga hours long enough you become the real nigga hours and people start smashing your like button.
I normally sleep 8 or so. It just sucks when I oversleep because I feel like shit the rest of the day usually.
>mfw I start smashing your like button with as much fire as my mixtape can spit out
>I start spitting lyrics so fresh that all the bitches get wet as your mixtape burns me to the core.
What's with all the fucking neets in these threads who sleep 20 hours but are still tired
I work nights and manage maybe 3 hours a day for a few days straight and I have to deal with it. Fuck the lot of you.
Son the number of posters in this thread didn't rise and Piece is afk so I know you one of 4 people.
>Gave one final like as he finished recording the realest, niggerish and hottest album 2016 would ever hear with a loud auto tuned yell
I'm not sure man. I just know that it makes me feel like shit when I oversleep, granted I already wake up feeling shitty. I used to have a life but I got tired of all the shit I had to put up with and just haven't had the motivation to get back out there.
Konata! How are you senpai? A-Are you alright? Has anything happened to you...?
>A worried look crossed her face as she spoke to you, occasionally glancing back and forth
I-I think its safe right now, not too many anons lurking in the shadows...they're after the snuggle crew senpai!
>topkek/10 giggled like crazy
Ah, don't worry, I'm fine! I can hold my own, they won't get to me!
>Throws a few punches at the air
I'll get 'em good if they try anything...
Shower is good, get to clean my hair which is nice
Aw yeah that tends to be a side affect of oversleeping, so how you going to handle it?
Just go sleep more or try to stay up with coffee/tea?
When I worked I slept about 4 hrs a day and was fine, but I also had money and lived on monster energy drinks and coffee.
I-I sure hope so senpai, they knocked out Jiro but Miya managed to scare them off...I-I wasn't so lucky the first time they found me though...
>She looked down at her feet and shivered
B-Be careful out there, they're good at what they do Konata, we don't even have Miya or Jiro here to help us...
I was planning on staying up the rest of the day and sleep later tonight. If I fall asleep during the day I don't give a fuck really.
Alright then I'll try to keep you up so to attempt to remotely fix your sleep schedule and mine by proxy. Since I should have went to sleep a while ago, I'll probably just end up staying up all day as well or at least as long as I can.
It wasn't till the point of mind break silly, it was just once, you have to do it repeatedly
I'm sorry I wasn't there to protect you...
>Pulls you into a tight hug, gently rubbing your back
I'll be sure to stay safe.
Alright I don't mind chatting. It's a nice change from sucking dick or teasing every time I'm here.
Aw well thats what happens you gotta break the chains and properly fun post like me. Went from biggest slut to basically never erps anymore. Though if you enjoy it then keep it up.
>With content smile Miyafuji waved back at the both.
That's good to hear sweetie.~
I-Its okay senpai, we didn't know it was coming...
>She relaxed in your arms, returning the hug tightly and nuzzling her head into your neck
Y-You better promise Konata, or else I'll have to get Miya to punish you...
>In the comfort of her snuggle crew quickly showing up, she felt secure in the thread
It's nice to see you around Miya~
>Caption is cookies
>Clicks all the spaghetti it gave me
That sounds like a ton of work senpai, but still enjoyable in the end~ I hope you have a blast at the anime convention!
>Shivers knowing Miya won't be here to save her during the weekend
Hai, I promise.
>Ruffles your hair as she continues to hold you tight
I've gotta make sure you're safe too.
I want Anzu pinned down on sight.
I want every /v/ and /vg/ street fighter thread monitored.
If you catch any mention of about how much ass someone could kick in third strike or IV, don't ask questions, immediately pin down and rape that poster.
We won't let her get away anons.
As much as I want to yell at you and call you a pervert, that was fucking hilarious anon
Please I have more resistance than that....probably. I'll protect anzu personally, can't have my little kouhai out int he wild west with all you dangerous people lurking.
>Her brow raised at anons "Challenge"
Hey, I'll make a deal with you right here, if you manage to find a rapey anon who can beat me in street fighter, I'll let you do what you want with me anon. Although I know none of you mindless savages probably know what a block string is~
Jokes on you, I have a boyfriend and I've promised to be faithful to him and not lewd anybody else up.
Shit, this ones a wild card. Are you sure? Those cute boys are pretty lost...
Hmm maybe we can bore her to death or romance the shit out of her till she gets embarrassed.
Just be ready later today.And no, I don't know what those made up words mean. Have you heard of button mashing through lag to victory? Its pretty solid.
Ew faithfulness. Is it that cute girl you're always talking about? What If I just lay down a bunch of plush pillows with his face on them?
A jester being a wild card? It does make perfect sense.
I dont get embarrassed easily, have you seen the shit I upload? I clearly have no problems with it. Romancing me might make me weak but I shall stand strong! It'd take some extremely high class romancing me to forget about protecting my precious Kouhai.
I'll be around for your challenge anon, maybe not later today as I haven't slept yet and its almost 1 PM and I'm in dire need of rest.
But I'll be waiting to complete frame links into chains with supers for when you want to get destroyed!
That's true...clownpiece if pretty shameless. And doesn't seem to have many weaknesses...what if I said we could make you liquor that tastes like coolaid and hits you later like a truck?
We'd need someone as enticing as shinoa to pull that level of romance....I'm sure rapeman can handle it. That man has a way with words.
So either get shinoa to romance me or ....really thats about it. Then you'd be fine
Also would have to have her not cuck me that'd be the really hard part.
That sounds terrible though, I don't like koolaid, plus I really enjoy the taste of my rum. Tonight I have wine and vodka though.
Me and mizuki are becoming good friends right now. So he should still be here just don't know if hes in the the thread lurking or not
So....how do we get shinoa to agree to our pure hearted rape plans....? S-should we rape her first? Is that it? Goddamnit why is raping my only skill.
Ah~ I got it, we just force the ship. write crappy fan-fiction, book you to the same room hotel, sink you both on a boat...... And while you're being lovey dovey the rape can ensue.
Its full proof!
Whhaaat? Who doesn't like sweet tasting alcohol? Quit being so edgy, and enjoy the fruit salad of liquor.
Plan B, we challenge Clownpiece to a drinking game till she's too wasted to protect smiles.
I did a drinking game on new years on skype cam with a few people.
The details went as so, I chugged a fifth of vodka straight no chaser, I feel out of my chair, then threw up , woke up with a terrible hangover good times.
Though I'm a huge sucker for drinking game challenges. However I can normally handle my alcohol. Maybe I can do something related to the threads tonight, that might be fun.
Maybe take a shot there was actually ERP but then I know you'd fuckers just try to kill me.
Maybe something like anytime an erp is so bad I laugh I take a shot, cause I'd probably still be able to drink a bit to that as well. Details details
I need something thats about 1 shot every 10 post or so
Also you can't rape the shinoa that'd instantly kill me wanting to romance her and make the plan fail in the first place.
I can try and track him down for you, but he is busy with school at the moment.
>lays on my side on the bed, lifting up my short skirt, showing off my bald glistening pussy and grins as I lift my leg up to give you a good view of my hot and messy mound
Hi, how are you? Why don't you come lay on the bed? slap and rub my slutty pussy you dirty boy~
>grins pulling out a vibrator and rubs it up and down over my aching, needy cunt as I lick around my lips and stare into your eyes
I'm good, feeling frustrated and horny though, maybe you can help me with that~
>reaches over and gropes my hand around your pants, feeling up the outline of your cock as I stare up into your eyes and lick my lips
Slap and rub my pussy pleease<3~
(sorry I'm going straight to 10, can't be helped! xd)
> He picks you up and lays you on your back. He spreads your legs open to be greeted by a wonderfully hairy pussy
Yum! Will do miss!
> he begins to lick his tongue up and down your clit, you begin to moan in pleasure as he does so
> He slaps your furry pussy with his hand for your amusement and to claim dominance
>bucks my hips as your hot, pushing tongue laps around my swollen clit and groans loudly with pleasure, biting my lower lip as you slap and grope your hand around my slippery aching pussy lips
Mhmm that's it! be rough, I really want you to rub and slap my pussy around hard! >-<
>tugs down your pants and pulls on your cock, groping and rubbing my hand around your hairy balls as I pull you down towards me on the bed
mmm lay on the bed with your crotch in my face honey, I can give you the attention you want while you slap and eat my cunt<3~ mmmm
> he leans forward with his long fat cock dangling in front of her face as if it was bait on a fishing line.
You're such a dirty slut that I love it. Pleasure your daddy...
> He slaps your cut again hard where it turns bright red. After so, he quickly starts fingering you with his right hand. You start to moan in the process.
Fuck ya, make sure to suck on my balls
> With his off hand, he takes his left hand and begins to finger your ass...
Like this you dumb bitch?
mhmm thank you daddy, use me and degrade me like the dirty slut I am!<3~
>groans taking a long sniff at your cock before grabbing it the base, opening my lips and stuffing it into my hot sucking mouth
>rubs your balls hard with my free hand and turns on the vibrator rubbing it around them, massaging them hard as my body jerks in reaction to the hard and loud slapping on my slutty cunt. I start to moan louder as the harsh slapping on my wet lips leaves bright red marks and grinds back a little on your finger as you poke it in my tight little ass
> he slaps your cunt one last time before pulling out
I want you to ride me you my cock
> he lays down and picks you up and places you on top of him
But I want you to use your tight little ass...
> he says as he fondles your delicious tits...
>grins licking around my lips and gyrates my hips on your dick as it pokes at my wet cunt, coating the tip in my warm creamy honey before pushing back and letting out a moan as I feel it poking at my tight little asshole
mmm yes daddy, use me like a dirty little whore!
>bites hard into my lower lip as your hands grope around my bouncing tits and pushes down hard, stabbing my tight little asshole on your fat cock as I let out a lout lingering moan
mmm thats it! big fat cock! deep!<3~
>leans my hand down slapping my drenched cunt hard as I bump up and down on your lap
(I'm a nobody who has never been here before but wow.
You are so naughty I love it, your writing.. I was supposed to be exercising..but wow. I hope your enjoying yourself.)
> He bucks his hips up and down, penetrating deeper into your ass with each thrust...
Fuck me fuck me fuck me...
> He starts to flick your clit with his fingers as he continues to thrust...
> He pulls you down as if you are facing paralel with him but still being fucked in the ass...
You like daddy's cock?
mmm yess that's it ruin my slutty ass daddy!<3~
>bumps up and down on-top of you, moaning and groaning as your thick meat bucks in and out inside me and licks around my tips staring into your eyes as my sweaty tits bounce up and down
Strong, sexy cock deep inside! mmm use me hard and roughh!<3
>lets out a groan as you pull me down ontop of you, my breasts squishing against your chest and your cock pressing against my inner walls as you pull my down.
I love your big cock daddy, stab it in and out of me harder!~ mhmm
>moans into a kiss, pressing my slutty tongue into your mouth and explore inside, lapping around to savor your saliva and wrestling with your tongue
(yay! <3 grab your big sexy cock and pump it up and down hard, rub your balls and get off with me<3~)
>tfw been super horny for weeks
>tfw can't find anybody worth ERPing with in these threads anymore
>tfw f-list is shit
> His cock starts to permanently stretch your ass to fit the size of his tool. His cock fluxuates with each moan you present.
fuck fuck fuck fuck
> His breathing quickens...
meow for me bitch...
> He says as his balls start slapping your ass...
Tell me what you love...
(oh trust me... I am! Are you getting off too?)
I love you daddy!<3~ meow meow!
>purrs licking my hungry, drooling tongue deeper into your mouth, sending the vibrations from my purring into your tongue and groans and rubs my hands wildly over your strong, sweaty chest and arms
Nyahh! your big hot balls feel soo good slapping against my ass daddy, they are so heavy and full of cum!~
>grabs the vibrator turning it on and rubs the tip around my clit, before roughly stabbing it deep up inside my sloppy pussy and leaving it fully impaled as you rutt into my ass hard.
Yesss stab it in harder, hard, hard!~ mm big fat cock!<3~
(yes! I am, I always do xd I love being a nasty dirty slut and doing this in public, more more!<3)
> He shoots a small portion of precum into your ass...
Daddy is gonna cum soon... he needs a place to dump his seed. Let him impregnate you as the dirty use slut that you are...
> He pushes you back a bit so your fat flopping tits are in his face..
I want your milk bags....
> He bites on your left nipple with his front teeth and begins to suck on it...
Mhmm... you like? Mhmmm... Put my cock into your other dirty cunt hole you skank...
> He slaps your ass hard...
(Nice, wish I could see!)
I don't really know what I want to do right now. Would anyone care for Loki or Mizuki?
mhmm impregnate me, mark me with your cum scent daddy!<3~ Fill my womb with your thick virile cum!~
>groans and cuddles your head to my sweaty, plump breast; pushing my erect sensitive nipple into your mouth and moans as I feel you biting and sucking
mhmm yess daddy, stick your big fat cock in my cunt and splatter my walls and womb with your fuck milk<3~
>pulls the wet, sloppy vibrator from my pussy with a loud slurp and throws it to the side. Lifting my hips up, pushing forward and spearing myself fully on your rock hard cock, grinding my pussy walls against your crotch and purring loudly as I twist and turn my hips to stir it a little inside.
mhmm meow! yess!<3 that's iit!!
>groans, drooling and biting my lips as my back arches deeply and my body shudders in your arms. My hot creamy juices squirting out around your fully impaled cock, slushing out as you pull and pull it from within me.
I'm a messy dirrty slut daddy!~ mmmm
(cummm for me!!<3 pump fast and hard!
Are you in the mood for more shota?
What? If anything it's been bit closer to what it was in early December, which was fun times.
There's been lots of ERPing again finally.
Hmm I'm curious would you like Loki again or Mizuki?
(I can play Mizuki as either gender as well)
But he came with me willingly and I just made him feel good~
Either one is fine whichever gives you the most excitement to be in this situation
> He starts to groan louder and louder
I think I'm gonna cum...
> He stops sucking on one tit and moves to the other. Leaving behind a nipple that has been punctured and bleeding...
Oh god.... you're so tight for such a dirty slut...
> He smacks your ass and squeezes it with his hand. He starts to question on why he left such a beautiful hole in the first place
Mhmmm... Good cunt...
Tell Daddy where and when you want him to cum...
(I think I'm ready, let me know when to finish! I love it when you tell me to stroke or cum. Really hot)
Jesus, what a fucking slut, actually contemplating taking more dick just because someone called you some names. Are you really that easy? How much of a cumdumpster do you have to be to act like that? I bet you don't feel any shame at all in being such a whore, do you?
Feels bad man. I feel like I caught a glimpse of the best time on my first week here in early December when I joined with Peach, DMG, Valentine, Piggu-chan and many others and lots, lots of active hungry anons around.
Then people began to promote discord a lot more and emails were being swapped as you said and then things kinda toned down a lot.
Its the role she was made for.
Do you wanna continue where she left off?
Or does she track him down again somewhere?
I think it's because some people get attatched to those they erp with. Part of what I liked about these threads was that you didn't know who was going to be around.
But people would rather just have a secure line to their favorites. They're the same people that only order one dish at each restaruant they go to.
mhmm yess like my tight, slutty cunt hmm daddy?<3
>licks my tongue back into your mouth, mixing my dribbling drool with yours as I stare into your eyes and wraps my arms around you tightly. My tail lifts up high and I purr as I feel your fat cock jerking as the head drags up and down against my tight inner walls. I buck my hips up and down faster in time with your thrusts, faster and faster as I feel the jerks from your cock getting more frequent.
Blast your hot cum inside me, heat my walls with your hot milk and impregnate me daddy!<3~ mhmm faster, faster!
>purrs and meows loudly as my inner walls clamp and grip on your cock, milking you roughly as my sucking cunt loudly slurps on your cock as I reach down and rub your big full balls hard.
Nyahhh! yess! shoot it inside me now!<3
(grip your cock really tight and pump your hand up and down as fast as you can now, buck your hips when you can feel it close to spurt on my tongue! I'll lick your big fat cock clean you dirrty boy!<3 sexy boy, now now >-<
It's a bad thing for these threads however no matter how you look at it, which was kinda the point here.
mmm, I'm a shameful dirty slut<3 I loove being a dirty whore, used by lots of people~
>slips my hand in your pants and rubs my hand up and down the length of your soft cock, kissing and smooching against your lips as the cum dribbles down my legs from my previous encounter
>Doesn't react to your advances, instead he just places a hand on your shoulder, pushing you off of his lips.
Wow, just finished getting fucked, and here you are already trying to get more, huh?
>He shakes his head.
Can't even manage to get yourself cleaned up before you go looking to dirty yourself with more dick? You really are a whore, aren't you?
I knew you were too cock hungry to go do those other things today, you would just rather take cock.
If you're taking on one additional cock, might as well take two, you know you want to deep down you whore.
(alright then lets have her pick up her daily shota again)
>The little boy sits himself down on a bench, watching the other kids in the park run around and enjoying themselves
>He's not feeling in the mood for that however, the lady from the other day was still on his mind.
>Whatever she did to him made his whole body heat up....it felt good...but it was kinda scary. He passed out and woke up with ruined shorts. Without finding out where she went he escaped her house that night. No more abandoned alley's for this boy. He'll just hang out here with plenty of people around.
It's been a while since I posted...grinding for school and such, busy life :c
someone make me feel good?
>someone make me feel good?
You're a beautiful human who brightens the day of everyone you come in contact with and I wish you all the luck in your endeavors and may your dreams come true
There is a ghost in my house, would you like to bust it?
> He blast his hot oozy cum all inside you. Impregnating your womb with his warm seed...
*Sigh* he lets out a giant sigh of relief and pleasure
> He smacks her ass one more time before pulling her into his arms as they cuddled.
Oh my god, that was amazing...
> He brushes her hair with his hand...
How are you feeling?
(That was amazing! That was easily one of my favorite ERP sessions ever. I think I'm gonna claim you as my personal slutty kitty from now on!)
>sniffs the the strong musky scent of your cock and drags my tongue across it as you show it off in-front of me
(^-^ You're terrible!
>licks across your lips with her drooling tongue gropes your cock one last time
(I really have things to do now, stop tempting me you dirty boy!
(I do have things to do now, they keep tempting me though ; ;
>>(That was amazing! That was easily one of my favorite ERP sessions ever. I think I'm gonna claim you as my personal slutty kitty from now on!)
>My swollen cock twitches as you drag your tongue along it's length.
That's a good slut, show me how much you want this cock.
>I grip the base of my cock and begin to wave it in front of your face, a small bit of precum leaking out of the tip already.
>As she casually walked around her eyes spotted her prey from the other day and a grin spread across her face. She sneaked up on the boy and jumped out in front of him.
Boo~! Ice cream?
>She hands a cone to the boy as she likes the one in her other hand.
Ah, I miss that anon. I was enjoying stepping on him and then I had to leave. I wish he came back.
Tempting you? All I've done is point out how degrading you're being. You call that tempting? The only person you have to blame is yourself, for being so perverse as to actually get off at someone telling you just how slutty and filthy you are. Hell, the first thing you do after getting fucked is immediately look for another cock. You're lucky, if anything. I'm sure it'd be a simple matter to just use, you, right now, as much as I pleased. And you wouldn't resist at all, would you? Never mind that you're busy, and can't stick around. We both know the truth: for you, cock comes first, and everything else second.
>snuggles up, purring happily as I stroke my hands gently over your hair. Kissing your lips as I feel your hot searing cum blasting deep inside my womb and impregnating me with your virile cum.
mhmm delicious hot blasting cum, thank you daddy!<3~
>purrs loud and grins staring into your eyes, kissing you again as I rub your chest lovingly
(thanks I loved it! you were so fun to play with, and I really needed this today >-< see you again hun, I have to run now. Use me again soooon!<3~ *licks the cum from the tip of your cock* ^-~)
>He yelps and almost falls off the bench in surprise. He wasn't expecting to see her again any time soon. Don't kidnappers only appear in alley ways?
I-its the dangerous Nee-chan from the other day...ice cream?
>His face is full of worry but he glances at the ice cream and that brings a bit of joy. His instincts are telling him to run but on the other hand...vanilla ice cream. The choice was clear. Maybe this is an apology from yesterday? He begrudgingly takes the ice cream but gives her suspicious eyes
Scars and trauma? He loved it! Also all I did was step on him~ Unless you're talking about the bastard that lied to me! He deserved it.
>She sits next to you as she continues to lick her ice cream while her eyes don't move off her prey.
Ufufu don't be so scared. I'm a nice nee-chan~ You had fun didn't you?
>She ruffles your hair with her hand as she lets out a soft giggle.
>He takes tentative licks of the milky treat, it somehow still manages to coat his face in little messes of sweet vanilla. He blushes as he's reminded of the event. Did he have fun?
It felt...really weird..but...I didn't hate it.
And now that part of me keeps acting up...I don't know what to do....
I...I tried to make it go away myself but...
>He blushes again realizing what he said
>he turns his eyes away from her, his face hanging with embarrassment and grips onto his shorts. This was a shameful thing to admit right? especially to a pretty girl.
...but uh...it didn't work...that's all. I thought that since Nee chan touched it before maybe you knew how to make it stop?
>he feels his body tingling again as she slides closer and took precious licks of her treat...Theres a clear gaze he has towards her lips that almost look like a sense of longing. seeing her lips and tongue reaching out like that...reminded him of that kiss...
>the feeling in his pants started to stir again and he couldn't figure out why. He yelps and holds his crotch hoping to be able to push it back down
Ah! No not again!
Ufufu~ Keep it up. Come back if you want to get teased or bullied some more~
>She licks her lips before her gaze shifts to your pants.
Oh my~ Would you like nee-chan to help you get rid of that~?
>She places her hand on your thigh and slowly rubs closer to your crotch. Her eyes looking straight at you with her intentions clearly written all over her face.
>His little body shivers from her touch, he's already letting out little whimpers as her teasing hand plays up and down his thigh. That look in her eye, she intends to do the same thing as before right? But if that happens...he might lose his mind like before.
>He looks around at the people, slightly hoping none of them are seeing this....no wait he means that someone comes and saves him...
N-nee-chan there are people around.....
Y-you shouldn't do that...
I'm just offering to help you with your little problem here~
>Her hand slides up your leg as she continues to rub closer to your crotch. She stands up and extends her hand to you as she grins.
Come on let's go somewhere a bit more private to help you~ Hopefully not too many people will notice it poking out ufufu~
You're treading down a dark path dear.
Seducing young innocent boys.
Please, that's over with.
I consider him a friend now and now I'm in a comitted relationship with somebody.
>He whimpers alittle knowing that he can't refuse her if it's going to stay like this. The other kids might thing he's weird if they see it bridging his shorts. But he didn't want anyone to see her kissing him like before.
>She's kind after all. He nods and puts his little hand into her hand with a shameful expression. He makes sure his other hand covers up the throbbing little boner while he walks past his friends.
He was asking for it~
>She quickly leads you to her home nearby and sits on the edge of her bed as she tears off her clothes in front of you. She pulls down your pants to reveal your little erection as she flicks the tip with her tongue.
Ufufu I'm going to give you a great treat~
>She pushes you onto your back as she crawls on top of you and plants a soft kiss on your lips.
>be watchful in my tower
>ravens spot Loki
>he's disfigured himself
>mfw I gave my eye up for this
Hello everyone~ how are you all doing?
>She giggles, as her tail swished back and fourth
Like, why? Do you want, like, despair and stuff? Because I can TOTALLY give that to you~
>He finds himself in a similar situation again.Remembering last time has got him a bit shaky. Was he gonna lose his mind this time? He pulls up his shirt, hiding part of his face as he watches her get a better look at his little manhood. The moment she licks it he cries out.
O-onee chan...why did you....please don't eat it...
>He falls back on the bed, and slightly starts crawling away from her, his little pecker tangles straight up, he's quickly stopped in place by her lips. This was too familiar a feeling, something he instantly remembered wanting more of. On instinct he starts to poke his tongue out between the kiss himself for her to play with
unfmmm...please Onee-chan...make it stop hurting...
Very, he's also really sweet and understanding.
And he's just so wonderful and I'd never have met him if it weren't for what a horrible emotional wreck I became so I'm strangely happy that everything that happened happened.
Although I'm really sorry to everybody who got dragged into it and got hurt.
Heehee, wow! You're like, what, one of those variety show comedians? Do you do, like, manzai too?
I hate that sort of thing, hahahaha! Like, seriously, what do you think you'll get?
No, he's in the same timezone and we're going to both go to bed in a bit.
Uh-uh. Cut that out, pervert, or I'll...
Cut it off!
I'm glad everything worked out for ya. You should join discord again sometime.
Why would I use something like that?
I've got my own images...right...here!
Ahahahaha! Don't worry, though, maybe someday I'll find a real man, and you might get the opportunity to hear about all the naughty things I do with him. How he'll tease me and please me -- OH! I know! I'll tell you all about that when it happens, hahahaha!
Naww, I've caused enough trouble there and my boyfriend isn't comfortable with me erping with other people.
Fair enough. Seeya round the threads, then.
D-do you want me to give you a hug? I can do dat for yew. Come 'ere, give your nee-chan Junko a hug~!
Sorry but I'm the naturally devoted type.
In fact when I was interested in [Redacted] and before I started messing up I didn't really touch on anybody else at all because nobody else was even appealing in comparison.
KYAHHHHAHAHAHAA! YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT I'D DO THAT? You complete, FUCKING idiot! Why would I let your shitty, slimy ass even touch me? You pathetic faggot, why can't you just go and kill yourself already?
>The boys head is thrown back and he mews out from this incredible sensation of his pecker being wrapped all around in a hot squishy heaven. Her tight insides cause his cock to cutely twitch around in joy and bounce against her inner folds.
>He can barely form those audible words, before she passionately steals more lewd kisses from him. This pleasure is already too much. His eyes are slowly glazing and he holds onto the bed sheets with all his might, trying to endure the ride...
Quality, skill, style and looks are all secondary.
The primary thing I enjoy about a partner is a bond.
The excitement of pleasing each other, the joy of fulfilling each other's wants.
The smalltalk, the build up, the want and the companionship is what is important to me.
O-oh! I'm sorry! I didn't know that you'd actually...this is my fault, isn't it..? That's...that's terrible.
Do you need me...to make you feel better? Is that what you're trying to say to me?
Yeah, I do have horrible taste pretty often in regards to picking people who'd give what I crave.
But I know this time I've found the right person.
hiding from these anons out to rape the cuddlecrew
Not much, just drinking coffee since forever, I freaking love coffee!
Oh, and probably defending against the anon rape squad that apparently has been formed.
It's just weird to me because you go after people who are so obviously horrible to literally everyone else, even to themselves sometimes. It reminds me of those beta guys who cry about girls only liking assholes. It's all bullshit of course but it's funny how true that rings for you. But the REALLY interesting part is how when someone nice DOES come along, you brush them off as uninteresting.
>Tries to act manly and swallows air to make chest look bigger
I-It's okay, I'll be fine...
>Gets back up but trips on yet another banana peel
>Stops to ponder as to why there are so many banana peels
Coffee is the best~
I'm glad you're here to protect me. Can't let them get a hold of all those pictures, hmm?
I bet you're wondering why there are so many banana peels, and since you're so insistent you'll be fine, I can tell you why.
Actually, I won't bet, since I already I know. I can read your posts, after all. So, here I go:
I knew you'd come after me. After all, there are some idiots who just lust after despair, aren't there? I put all those banana peels there in place, before you came, so you'd constantly be tripping around like an idiot.
I figured for a cliche Anon like you, that'd be enough. Isn't it? My plan was simply marvellous, tell me it was!
Oh, I see. Thanks for clarifying.
Mizuki is back around as well by the way.
what on earth are you talking about?
I've only pursued two people and yes I will overlook others while I'm interested in someone already.
It's not that people are uninteresting, it's that my interest is a finite resource with a very small pool that easily gets monopolised.
(and now I'm with someone genuinely nice in every way, he's far better than I could ever hope to deserve.)
Maybe if you do a good job, I'll pose for you some more...
Hahaha, like, you say that, but you're gonna crawl back for more, aren't you? Like, that's what all the guys do.
Boys are kinda stupid. So hopeless. It's, like, so fun!
>All he can do is squirm his legs around and moan under all her grinding,. No matter how much his legs jump around and quiver he can tell that the pleasure she's driving into his little body, will not cease, his thoughts are replaced with the image of how much his little stick is being battered around inside her. His tongue darts out and circles along with hers, he's too lost in pleasure to make sense of anything and just follows along with her. His face slowly distorts into a pitiful expression of pleasure, his hand squeezes hard on her chest as his first climax rises.
>rolls around the floor holding her gut as she laughs
The others are away it seems, but that shouldn't matter! There were 3 held up and our men were able to take down one of their guardians just the other day!
Deploy the boyfriend mechanisms!
>Throws pillows and sexy pictures of Nue's man face pasted on them
DO NOT LAUGH AT HIS GLORY
>Nue's scythe tipped wing plunges into your groin and makes a woman of you.
I am gleefully plotting your very downfall! Just you wait until the anons are all gathered!
Your blue hair...! Ohh to see it bouncing!
I am but one of many! You can castrate me but another will take my place!
D-don't you laugh at me! Who are you to mock me!?
Huzzuwha-it's no fun if you like it!
Don't underestimate your prey! This Nue is clearly guarding them now! We need someone with equal firepower on our side!
>Nue pokes you in the eyes and turns them unidentifiable, you are permanently blinded.
>Starts rolling on the floor, grabbing whats ever left of his groin and screams
>Out of his testicle comes Venus
Oh my, what a hopeless case. I'm afraid a fashionista can't help you right now, but I can make you an appointment. Unless...you simply can't wait?
>She picks up the pace of her hips as she enjoys your cute noises.
Good boy~ Let it all out into your nee-chan~
>She licks your neck before nibbling on hit as she holds her hand against yours as you grope her breast.
I-It's just too good. It was a glorious declaration and it made me tear up from laughing so hard.
>Falls back on the floor laughing as she was just trying to stand back up.
It was too good. You're a great addition to this thread please stay. Go ahead and try to lewd the cuddlers I mean I'm violating a cute little boy at the moment so I'm all for this kind of stuff.
Morning sluts, how are you today?
She's protected by a power known as 'faithfulness' we can't touch her.
Do you think there is anyway we could get shinoa to fight for us? She'd be valuable, although not easily violated.
You need other anons to do what you want? You're.. obviously not that great of a super villain, Rape Man.
>Is there just one of you at the moment? There's three of them and only two of us! We're outnumbered.
>Claims to be a villain of rape, needs oters to do his bidding
Of course you can!
>Places you down softly
Cuddlefuckers are not to be raped, but to be easily led-- I mean, easily.. led into hugs, yes.
Mornin' worst girl!
I have returned from my short rest, How are we all doing tonight thread? Everyone doing alright?
Like, omigosh, I'm so sorry! I have to go! Like, my favorite show is on right now and I just can't miss it for anything! So, like, here's a gravure pic of me, so you can satisfy yourself, Anon!
I'm good, really good.
I'm gonna head to bed and talk to you know who as I fall asleep
He is what all men should aspire to be like!
No! This is all wrong! This isn't how it's supposed to be!
Noooooo! I will return! I will have the eyes of a precognitive eyes of a hawk! And then you'll be sorry!
I will always be here. For as long as anons desire to rape, I will live on!
S-she's bouncing! But I can't see! Curse you, Nue!
Appeal to her need to dominate and tease! Appeal to her ego! I am trusting you, anon!
Don't you mock me! You'll be sorry!
Anons, grow strong! Grow needy! Let your balls build with a mighty need to spread your seed!
>He cutely chants her name as she rocks him into an orgasm. He lets out a long mewing, as she attacks his neck, he can hardly control his movements as his tongue darts out and eyes widen, as a powerful wave of pleasure is rolled out, his hips jerk upwards, sending the juice from his little balls straight out and painting her walls, with a thick mess.
>Some guy with a paper bag on his face is trying to "take over" the thread
>he talks big but he's kind of pathetic but he helps give a face to all the rape anons
I like him. He's a breath of fresh silly air.