/sug/ - Steven Universe General
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>Log Date 7 15 2
>It Could've Been Great
>Season 1 and 2:
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
when will you be trick water raped by a jaded ptsd water nymph?
>>Log Date 7 15 2
it's in the OP you lazy fuck
Last thread we determined that Peri is pure. Now it's Porl's turn.
join the chat, you fgts.
also, this link never expires so you can join as many times as you want. also we need more people, we are currently at , and i truly don't give a shit about what you say about discord.
here is the invite link.
I require pictures of Pearl being beautiful.
How long until Pearl gets all salinated about muh rose again?
Tfwwwww... I thought that i was doing well.
Thanks anon. That makes the sting go away.
during their stargazing Garnet and Peridot note that they can actually see Homeworld's galaxy.
While it's not so amazing being able to catch sight of a distant galaxy while stargazing, this comment also indicates that the Homeworld Gems represents, at the least, an intergalactic civilization. Their technology was already astounding when they were recognized as an interstellar society, but the fact that they could traverse the distance between galaxies thousands of years ago makes them several orders of magnitude more advanced than we already knew they were.
What's more, apparently their own galaxy was found wanting when it came to their imperialistic, resource-grabbing tendencies.
Not even being banned from /co/ will stop me from fucking Lapis over 300 times.
I want Jasper to put her fingers down my throat and whip me when I vomit. I want to feel her claws buried beneath my human flesh. I want her to fuck me with no mercy.
damnit captcha, cake is not candy.
>ywn have your own harem Jaspers who also act as your bodyguards
>we all finish a killer workout
>we start to smell each other
>have a hot sweaty orgy
>eat a shit ton of food after to refuel
Doesn't a harem imply more then one gem?
I'd start mine with Jasper.
I want Jasper to witness me before I die a glorious and fiery death.
>funkos were back in the CN store for like 10 minutes
>actually managed to order muh gemfu
That's a good feeling.
she can do tricks
you'll love her one day
If he really wanted to, he could carve his own David, then stick an onahole in the bum
Garnet. And by "not take it well" I mean "get ready to be raped."
While I was asleep the /aco/ thread died
Here's the new one
Ok, so this girl in my art room is suuuuuch a faggot. We were supposed to draw something for the oddessy, so we all make a picture. She gets lots of compliments from students and the teacher says that she's 'gifted'. I cringe like a bitch because i know that she copied it off of pic related, AND DIDN'T EVEN DO A GOOD JOB OF IT! My picture i worked on pretty hard, and gets no attention, so i throw it out. But there is no way that i can let anyone who can do something about it know because were kinda friends. What should i do?
email the instructor the image, and say that you don't want to 'call out' the friend, but maybe a conversation about plagiarism in the class is warranted.
Also irrelevant to the thread, stop shitposting faggot.
That's usually how drawing works. You take a reference to base your work on, and you make a drawing according to it and whatever you wish to add if anything.
People who draw without a reference are bound to fuck it up unless they are extremely gifted in some way or skilled at creating mental references.
No credit to the original. The same everything, except the anatomy was all fucked up and the lines were weird. Like a shitty redraw without stating the source. Im all for using a refrence, but come on, she copied it.
>People who draw without a reference are bound to fuck it up unless they are extremely gifted in some way or skilled at creating mental references.
So people who aren't good at drawing aren't good at drawing? Who knew.
You threw your own artwork out because of some autistic fit? Who cares what the teacher says, it was a compliment not a cash prize.
It shouldn't matter whether she is or is not your friend, this is a non-issue. Let it go and focus on your own work rather than scheming to fuck up somebody else's.
True, but saying she's 'least worse' lapis sounds a lot more realistic.
But you see anon, autism is love, autism is life.
Everything is cool when u have autism.
YOU WANT AUTISM?
I'LL SHOW YOU AUTISM
It's hard to say whether the lapis with a penis is meant to be a woman. Some artists draw it with visible breasts, some people go the route of either on-model tiny breasts which is indistinguishable from gyno/male fat and muscle deposits in the breast area, and some artists draw her without any breasts at all (which could also be considered on-model). The artist drawing Lapis with a kind of masculine face helps.
Flat chested crops have sexual ambiguity on their side. DFC > other women.
I want jasper to swallow me, teeth scraping me as i slide down her tight throat, going down her esophagus as she fits the last of me in her mouth. I want to curl up into a ball in her big warm belly, being lulled to sleep by her rhythmic heartbeat and breathing, knowing that i will never wake up from that sleep.
Please refrain from doing that
This is not a sociology class, nigga
Shit here is HARD FACTS
and the HARD FACT of the day is that you're a huge faggot
So you are telling me that if it's a guy Lapis nipples are not nsfw? Mods might not agree.
Hi i just got here, please give me a synopsis of what has happened on this thread.
Is that ur picture? If so then take a better one you troll.
Guy nipples aren't considered NSFW.
Phones display rotated pictures because of exif data. Phone cameras generally take horizontally inclined photos. When they're viewed on the phone, sent to friends, or viewed as a local file, the exif data automatically rotates the picture and makes it look right side up. 4chan strips the exif data upon file upload due to steganography worries (people used to embed viruses and CP) and shows the picture as it is without it - rotated 90 degrees counterclockwise. The filter does a really piss poor job at stripping exif and kind of butchers metadata. It's completely possible to get around and have embedded communications with other users.
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YOU ARE DEALING WITH WATERCOLORS, you should be prepared to KILL with your brushes and use the blood of your enemies as solvent for your pigments
Pearl babysitting a bunch of tiny pearls
yes hello could i please get a nice image of yellow diamond emotionally abusing yellow pearl in a way that pearls expression is confliction, confusion, humiliation,desperation, at whatever yellow diamond is proposing.
we need more suffering pearls in this world. unless it's shown no one will know the abuse happens and that's worse
thank you in advance!
when you get to it here is some inspiration:
Were they really that hard to get? I just walked into Hot Topic and got all four
You're a lucky [spoiler]clod[/spoiler] then.
>Hot Topic 1 has two Stevens
>Hot Topic 2 has one Garnet and one Steven
One of the clerks literally told me that Amy and Porl and Garnet weren't on the list of things they could order. Shit's scarce, for how wonky looking they are.
How much did you tell him?Amethyst!How much did you tell him?
We need more crossovers.Anything would do just fine.
come quietly, here we can see how the bird takes care of her offspring, only a couple of the babies will survive, to be hopefully as thirsty as the mother
Please don't tell my parents that I'm [spoiler]in /trash/ sug[/spoiler]
>You intentionally break your electronics
>Watch as they scramble to fix your things, even upgrading it
>Lean down and pat their heads, give them praise
I went on /sug/ yesterday and tried to start a challenge to have people draw a character from the show on the Miiverse with the Wii U gamepad.
I didn't get any takers but I did it anyway for fun. I want to try to get at least 3 other people who are interested in doing this challange together and try again.
If anyone owns a Wii U and wants to do the Miiverse challenge with me let me know. You don't even have to be that good at art, just try your best. (I certainly am not that good)
Oh yeah and, the hair things are tentacles because I posted this to the Splatoon community. Kek.
nope, a ds. i draw on a tablet and works more or less ok
Well yeah no doubt that works but you can't post on the Miiverse with it.
The challenge is more or less about playing with the limitations of drawing in black and white in that square with it's rather low resolution.
I like this hair.I hope we dont get another cockroach.
Looks pretty fucking [spoiler]amazing[/spoiler] tbqh fampire.
Asian moot hates negro shorthand. Shake my head, family. He's a cuckold to be honest.
Yeah, and praise is actually important for giving artists the confidence to draw more and get better. That's why I love posting little drawing on the Miiverse, them +Yeahs make me feel good and want to get better.
I know right? Great stuff.
The episode where Yellow Diamond uses Peridot like a finger puppet.
I know it's a strange request but I'm looking for character bases in normal standing positions.
Like Connie or Stevonnie
>ywn run your fingers through Jasper's mane
Was fun. I'm done for now. Got a backlog of stuff to work on.
>They stand in a line and each take a turn sitting on you lap
>You cradle them with one arm and caress them with the other
>Their grip with their small hands gets tighter until they cry with release
>Each wait for their turn with a bouncing
Will pearl be a permacuck, or will she ever move on?
Fuck you captcha, hotdogs are not hamburgers.
Day 5, at about 1.366% done, any Lapis collections would be of great use.
Clearly you require more to keep you happy than I do.
Question to all doritoposters: are you going to ditch Peri and Stevidot and move on to Lapis and Stevpis Unuli once she becomes the focal point of the next arc? Be honest with yourself, here.
Steven Mentioned that Garnet Eats sometimes, Pearl has probably tried it a few times but her NEED for cleanliness has turned her off before she can swallow as far as we have seen, enough to break up Alexandrite
also this deleted scene where peridot would have attempted, she seems to enjoy the taste but the mechanics of digestion seem to disturb her
I jacked off to Lapis on the 9th and decided I'd try to do so everyday for a year because I'm autistic, I'm going from Jan 10 2016 to Jan 10 2017. I was reporting daily on /co/ until I got a 3 day ban, now I do so here.
I'm gambling on the idea of Lapis appearing more in the next few months and boosting her content.
All attempts to help are appreciated, I'm doing fine for now, but I'll be doing what I've done so far over 50 times over if I complete this.
>60 post timer
>posts within 30 seconds of each other
Congratulations on that retardation.
I got to go take a shit, do you want me to save it in a little baggy so you can choke on it later?
I don't like lesbians and usually pair Lapis with Steven if that helps. I list fetishes off the top of my head in the post on the calendar image. One thing I forgot to mention is how much I love yandere/obsessive/unfortunate girls.
End of season 2 fan outline.
>After Malachite episode Jasper and Lapis split, Jasper escaped into the world
>Lapis arch with, she is generally a shit and keeps a distance
>filler, no killer
>YD arrives, has multiple gems with her
>Lapis does not help either side, CG's fuck up lots of YD's gems
>Jasper shows up to fight for YD
>Peridot sacrifices self to protect someone, her gem ends up in Jaspers possesion
>YD orders Jasper to crush Periots gem if they don't surrender
>Garnet talks to Jasper and tells her it's cowardly to hold Peridot hostage
>Jasper is still torn up about losing to garnet, she agrees to disobey YD and give they Peridot if her and Garnet warp out to have 1 on 1 fight
>They arrive at isolated area to fight, Jasper boats that she will defete her and shatter her gem
>close fight, but Garnet prevails in the end
>Jasper lays on ground defeated and tells her to break her
>Garnet says she will not
>Jasper says if she had won she would of shattered Garnet
>Garnet says she saw a possible future where Jasper won, and she spared Garnet for being a worthy opponent. Says she can't break her.
>Jasper lets out weak laugh and poofs, is bubbled.
>YD fight goes on during this, they beat her with somenonesense
End season 2.
Season 3 outline
>YD's ship is badly damaged after fight and the CG's keep it on a nearby island
>After fight CG's first priority is seeing if any of the homeworld gems they have bubbled can be reasoned with now that YD is gone.
>They find most to be uncooperative, Jasper is freed and is allowed to stay on Earth for the time being
>Jasper questions self due to losing to Garnet twice
>Pearl and Peridot begin talking about the current state of affairs on homeworld, and talking about White Diamond.
>Pearl with Peridot's help and materials gained for YD's ship think of a way to repare the galaxy warp back to homeworld.
>Jasper overhears them and learns that Pearl plans to stage a rebellion on homeworld alone.
>Pearl and Jasper talk and Pearl is convinced to let Jasper come with her. Peridot is sworn to not tell Steven of the other CG's about their plan
>Jaspers reason for wanting to do this is to find out why she wasn't strong enough to defeat garnet.
>Warp is repaired, Jasper goes though first to clear the warp and make sure it's safe for Pearl
>Garnet finds out and tries to stop Pearl. She asks her why she wants to do this alone and not bring the other CG's, Pearl tells her that the Earth and Steven need them
>Garnet tries to prevent Pearl from leaving by foce, they fight at full force
>Pearl manages to overpower Garnet teporarily by knocking her over the side into the ocean
>Pearl warps though and instructs Peridot to destroy the warp after she leaves
>Garnet makes it back up but it too late to warp after her before Peridot destroys the warp pad
>Garnet is furious at Peridot for a time, and so are the rest of the CG's for her role
>Garnet eventually forgives Peridot, but Steven takes longer to do so
>Peridot reveals that the materials nessessary to fix the warp pad again no longer exists on earth but suggest they repair YD's ship so they can travel to homeworld in the ship
If anyone expresses any interest I'll type more.
It's an outline for a possibly story I could write. It would be helpful if you actually told me what you thought of it, telling me I'm wasting my time is a pretty silly thing to say. You're wasting your time by being on 4chan, and by the same logic every artfag and writefag is just wasting their time.
Tell me sir, what do you think I should be doing instead?