Hello anon! Today I am throwing a special birthday party. And I have to get ready. So I need to make a list of things I need to get.
What will I need for my Party anon?
if you see a group of people dressed like pic related, invite them to your party, newt!
Here's my life savings, use it to buy streamers
phew we finally made it to the Dollar general store! And it doesn't seem to crowded today either! What an easy trip this will be!
oooooh who's that slutty cat girl over there by the car
be careful, newt
Oh boy newt... I think some good things are coming!
When you have went through your own personal hell, you do a radical change.
I was wealthy, then I lost everything.
How would you feel if that happened to you? From having a big house, a big bed, lots of stuff and games, food always in your plate, to living in the streets? I was lucky to escape that, but I realized that the fragility of balance is so immense that I am living in fear everyday now that maybe the next time I don't get so lucky.
Alright. Newt is +1 happier since inviting the cat woman outside.
And she's already found the cupcakes!
Remember to hand her the cute invitation showing the time and place!
And let's get to buying, we don't want to disappoint our new friend-to-be! Maybe we'll find more party-goers in the store!!
Newt purchases 6 chocolate cupcakes and 6 vanilla cupcakes.
4 DOLLARS has been rounded out of the budget.
we can do everything, but we can do our best, like getting rid of your cellphone. If you hate life why don't you kill yourself? If people don't like fast food why do they keep going to mc donalds every sunday?
we arent perfect be we can do our best!
Being poor teached me to not depend on material things.
However I do enjoy having good stuff like everybody else, I am not addicted to it like before.
Still living in the streets and ghetto really fucks you up, if you knew better before.
The guys that always live and die there have it much easier.
Newt call Pepe and invite him to the party!
See if there's a young girl with green hair and 4 tiny pigtails in the store.
Please invite him, he probably won't come from shyness, but he can at least know his existence means something to someone else.
Holy cow! Kolaid is like 10 cents a pack! Newt does the kolaid dance! Press Kolaid man! Bless america!
hell yeah, buddy
welcome to the land of the free
now we just gotta get hats and streamers
Once all that's settled we can see what the dollar general has available in the way of dragon dildos
We should get a horse one instead, if they've got one at an affordable price
Found the party hats. They're a little pricey...but we still have 10 dollars left! Enough to get streamers.
But we'll see how much a dragon dildo costs
Sell yourself off for money.
>MAKE HER JOIN THE PROSTITUTION RING.
>a dragon dildo
most important item
Anon please, no one should have to work on their birthday
She can join the prostitution ring later
Speaking of, only two of those hats are accounted for, we need to hurry up so we have time to make some friends
>Freefall started in 1998
>only about two weeks maybe another has actually passed in the comic
"Are they still on Namek" has nothing on Freefall pacing.
See if a gal named Whorb's in the store! She maybe shopping, too!
I think OP wasn't satisfied with the attention he got.
GET WHORB TO FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK NEWTS DOING
Or he just quit.
I mean isn't like he was getting paid or something.
Oh dear....it seems that newt fell asleep while picking streamers out.
Guys! You gotta yell really loud to wake her up....
All the streamers and confetti are picked up...but now for the decorative dragon dildo...it's a little pricey...but there are other choices in the adult section. A human uncut penis....a little vibe....the dog dick is way out of the question...and there's a mystery box....
>$2.50 FOR THE MILK! DID YOU WANT ANYTHING ELSE?! I'LL BAG YOUR THINGS!!
(after a short nap, we're back!! sorry guys.)
Newt obtains the MYSTERY BOX. And because she invited the adult section manager and his octofriend to her party the string of beads was thrown in for free! So lucky.
20 Lizard Dollards! And a crumpled up paper! WOW! what a good box!
The paper is a map! But no time for treasure hunting guys!
whoops the beads fell off! I guess I can't wear them around my neck....let's go meet our cat friend!
Newt with all her bags, the map, and the 20 lizard dollars go out to meet her cat friend who is just finishing her cigarette.
> "Done shopping doll? Ah'ight hop in and we'll get ya home~"
>implying you don't want to get fucked by a hot cat lady
Get off /trash/
>Newt gets in the car. Finally she gets a proper introduction.
> "Well dawlin', I'm Felicity. And this is my Dawlin' husband, Tom~. Do you need any help setting up for your party?"
Oh noooo Newt has fallen asleep from the car ride!
(On that note, We'll start color pictures for the party~
But for please forgive me as a faggot OP who has to sleep.)
Good night, anon. For real though, you draw a hell of a cute newt. And so fast, too. It takes me forever to draw, and it dosent look half as good as your stuff. I envy your ability, and hope to see more of newt's adventure soon.
stop sleeping you damn newt, you already slept in the store. im not gonna let you end up with a missing kidney or mugged because you wanted to fall a sleep in a strangers car.
You engage the Clerk Mongler!
What action do you take?
pull down his fly and siphon the semen out of his reproductive organ
Your filled with so much despair you almost loose the will to stand!
You comfort yourself the only way you know how!
Cock Mongler, Clerk Mongler, whatever his name was is now dead.
You win the battle!
>"Wanna come to my party, anon? It will be just the two of us..."
But how to proceed? I don't have the right equipment.
You strap the broom and bungie cord to your body.
There, that Should do it.
Felicity you left town for this? I thought we had something special!