Fuck, marry and fuck some more, pick three edition.
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I know I'm a bit tomboyish, but am I really THAT boyish!?
I don't think boys wear classic one piece swimsuits.~
Her face crinkles up in a disgusted sneer. "What the hell's wrong with you? Can't you get it through your sick, dimwitted pervert mind that feet are gross? Even mine!"
"Go away. I don't want to bully you, because you're even lower than that. You're so pathetic I can't even stand the sight of you! You're begging to be bullied - what is wrong with you? Gross!"
"Why would I think about something so insignificant? I have better things to do than dream about ants."
my ps4 keeps ejecting my fucking games automatically so I can't play bloodborne.
"You're the lowest here, yet. Only a sick freak wants to play with shitty little dolls. Get the hell out of my sight."
"Nein spracht Schweidisch Dummkopf."
"Not even if you finally took a shower for once in your short, pathetic little life."
"Oh, you LIKE being bullied?" Asuka scoffs. "Why is that, I wonder? Did you develop a fetish for it when all the normal kids picked on you in school? Or did you just not get enough attention?"
"Why don't you keep gross stuff like that to yourself, okay!? I-I really don't want to hear about your dick. You're sick! I hate you!"
I didn't think I would ever see the day.
What part of "I can't play it because it keeps ejecting itself" don't you get?
"Wh...what kind of sick freak are you!? Only a lonely idiot walks up to a real woman, just to insult her and say she isn't as good as some freakish doll. There's something really, really wrong with you! Y-you're not just gross, you need help! Immediately!"
"You're that desperate just to practice kissing? I guess you do need the help. Try brushing your teeth, and I MIGHT consider it."
"You already were desperate, idiot. Why do you keep insisting on showing everyone just how much of a perverted mess you are? Whatever happened to your shame? If you weren't being so gross and forward, I'd be able to ignore you so...stop being so gross and forward!"
"Keep your filthy hands away from my hair! Even if you weren't some disgusting fetishist, I wouldn't let you touch it without gloves. You're revolting!"
"Any chance you'll ever become a real man? Ha! No."
Asuka flares up in the face to a beet red, and then huffs, regaining some slight semblance of calm. "S-stop trying to get me to leave, idiot. It's not going to work."
Because I'm a degenerate foot fetishist and a character based on disguising theirself is delightfully fitting for roleplay.
Ohh, that Frenchie?
Spoiler: I have a fetish for being desired too.
Just as soon as she thought she'd calmed down, Asuka recoils and flashes crimson again, looking away while she fidgets her fingers and her lips twitch. "Y-you're just saying that to make me look foolish. Quit it. It's already embarrassing enough, stop making it worse."
"You didn't even have any shame left to throw away. You had to get rid of it to just appear in public, let alone come in here and beg me to degrade you. You're beyond worthless, entirely hopeless, a complete waste of air."
"U-used panties!? Get real, creep! You're disgusting, a freak, gross, sickening. Get out of here! Stop talking to me!"
"Even if you were the last ma-- no, the last THING left on Earth, I wouldn't let you anywhere near me. Got it!?"
Funny you should ask.
league of legends general, TERA general, the old Alice RP threads, Gamergate threads.
He grabs her hands and gently squeezes them, his gaze waiting to be met by her own. "You're the best and most beautiful out of all the pilots, I want to show you a good time and help you release some of that pent up stress of yours"
"Get it through your head, numb-skull! I don't want anything to do with you! I wouldn't touch you if it meant I had to die otherwise! If you brushed against me, I would burn everything I was wearing just to get rid of the thought of you even making any contact with me! When you're around, the air makes me sick! If you even think of touching any of my clothes, I'll kill you! I'll wrap you up in those panties you love so much and burn you alive!"
"W-what!? You're even trying to...to get yourself off while I'm insulting you? Gross! Wh-why don't you have any decency? Why do you think I want to hear about you doing that sort of...disgusting thing!? Did you think you'd impress me or something!?"
"Ugh! I see right through you, pervert! You just want to feel me up!"
The face-covering blush flares further, and Asuka stares off to the side, down at her feet, with her lips twisting into an uncomfortable grimace. "I...I'm not stressed! What makes you think I'm stressed!? And you're not fooling anyone! F-first you say I'm beautiful, and then you'll just...just use me and forget all about me after."
Watching her face become even further red due to his actions, he softly smiles and starts to rub her hands. "You're obviously nervous, I apologize for making you feel that way, but I must tell you what you need to hear. For one, I could never just use and forget a face like yours, I wouldn't dare even dream about doing such a thing. Your fiery red hair, that cute little nose of yours, your amazing body...it's all a bunch of great things wrapped up in one amazing person."
Asuka's lips quiver, and she gulps during his serenade. As he finishes, her bottom lip drops open, and she stares up at him...then seizes her hands from his and stomps backward, jabbing a finger at him as her flushed face contorts with fury. "Stop! Stop saying things like that like you mean it! I almost...ALMOST believed you -- but you went way too far! I c-can't believe you're so desperate that you'd do that! Seriously! What's wrong with you? Shamelessly complimenting me just so you can get a little! Well, I...I don't want it at all! So what if you can't stop thinking about me! So what if you say you'll cherish me!? It's bullshit!"
"Taking care? What makes you think I'd take care of any of you idiots? The only thing that's remotely hard about this is not bashing in your stupid faces."
Asuka's eyebrow twitches. "You're the lowest. Even dirt's better than you. I bet even dirt gets disgusted when you walk on it! You're so pathetic, you're practically invisible to me, even now. What makes you think I'd remember you when I'm done here, freak?"
"...this is a joke, isn't it? Haha! Very funny!"
Not me, I just want to gve you a massage, nothing lewd
>he places his hands on her shoulders pressing his thumbs into them , then his squeezes his fingers and makes circles with his thumbs
that people have lied to get what they want out of me?
I've lost count.
Taken slightly aback by her words and actions, he can't help but smile even more and move a step closer to her. He reaches his hand up to her own and takes gentle hold of it. "Asuka...you don't need to be upset or scared because a person cares about you, I just want to make you happy and feel special. Be with you, show you a wonderful time...now enough with the pointing and anger."
Hello there, Asuka! Would you like some bacon?
It's ok, everyone loves the taste of bacon. Would you like a taste of me?
Of course you don't, that's why I'm asking to get to know you better. To you, I'm just a random anon, but for me, I've been seeing and talking to you in these threads for quite some time, and already know quite a bit about you. You're someone I'd really like to get closer to, but I'm obviously not going to get to if you don't give me the opportunity.
"I already told you! I won't remember you! I'm going to put effort into that, you hear me!? I'm going to forget you, no matter what it takes. Just knowing you exist makes me feel like my head's been polluted somehow. You're that disgusting."
Asuka winces, and tenses against his touch. She whispers out with a faint, feminine grunt when his thumbs rub along her taut shoulder muscles. "S-stop! What do you think you're doing? I just said I didn't want a massage!"
"If you even think about molesting me, I will kill. you. That much isn't a joke, freak."
Asuka's bottom lip quivers, and the furious scrunch furrowing her face starts to slacken. Her eyelids tighten, hiding her blue irises behind little slits while her body freezes at his touch. "D-don't talk to me like that! I'm not scared! I'm not upset! I'm mad! Y-you're just a pervert, and you're going to prove it! No matter how nice you seem, you're just after me to satisfy your own sick desires! And don't LECTURE me! I-I'm not a kid!"
"No, but I'd love some wurst."
I love you even more for reminding me of that song.
>tears off a few pieces of myself and wraps it around some wurst
...alright then. Here's your bacon wurst.
"I know you're not a kid, and I am most certainly not trying to satisfy my own desires right now. If that had been my intention from the beginning, I wouldn't be complimenting you and trying to make you feel happy. I would be pressing against you, grabbing you...many other things." Noticing her face begin to relax, he lets out a sigh of relief and moves his hand up to her cheek. "You certainly are beautiful, Asuka, even when you're like this." He strokes his thumb against her cheek and takes another step towards her, now merely just inches away. "Open those eyes of yours, you shouldn't hide such pretty things."
Asuka winces once again, and twists her head with a violent spin, flinging her hair into his face before letting out a sharp yelp. "S-stop! It just feels worse when you press like that!"
"You know what I hate the most about you? Your stupid mind-games. I don't care about what happens to you after I forget about you, because I won't even remember that you exist. If anyone brings you up -- AS IF, by the way -- I'll just be able to shrug it off. That's how pathetic you are: even if you get off, you'll just be shoved aside for someone new. You don't get anything, just more shame."
Asuka's lip twitches. She brings both together tight, grinding her teeth behind them. The final straw comes from his hand brushing against her cheek: soft, gentle, just a brief caress. For a moment, she almost relaxes into his touch, almost accepts it: then pulls back, leaving her arm dangling limp and her hand in his, her legs shaking in the desperate bid to just buy space. "S-stop. This is ridiculous. You're just trying something new. Trying to look cool. The only difference between you and...and everyone else is...is..." And there she fumbles, feeble, stammering for some rationalization, no matter how weak.
I'm glad you enjoyed my taste, Asuka! Would you like some more?
And I'm good for picking up and eating.
>Finally wakes up from her 12 hours slumber
Hey thread, how we all doing today so far?
A bit slow for the night but it's still not a graveyard like yesterday.
Hope you slept well. It's nothing but mostly meh games from now on till the end..
Not bad! By the way, I made you breakfast.
>walks over and lowers his bacon head to meet her lips, the scent of delicious bacon passing through you each time you inhale
Go on ahead and start eating. I'd be willing to be your sacrifice anytime you want me.
>Let out a long sigh as she slouched
Yeah, I'll probably end up napping in a few hours soon honestly, unless some good runs are on AGDQ today. I hope your day gets better somehow anon
>She nodded and smiled
That's nice, hopefully all the anons lurking aren't too pent up today
>She lazily walked towards you with open arms
Well that's a shame, that means I think its time to nap how I used to again, I missed sleeping for 16 hours a day~
Huh dope, theres another me! I wonder if she actually erps unlike me~
>She couldn't help but giggle to herself
>She nodded at the bacon man, wasting no time in taking large glomps
Oh...okay. Maybe I'll let you devour all of me the next time we meet.
The expression on his face changed to a frown when he felt her pull back from his touch, his mind wondering if he had been too aggressive.
"Is it truly ridiculous or are you nervous because you've never had a person treat you like this, or even compliment you like this? You still don't get it, I don't want to just use you and toss you aside like most of the people around here would...I want you to realize that I care for you." He squeezes her hand and looks down at the cute redhead in front of him, taking a step forward and kissing her on the forehead. "Would you feel more comfortable if I told you my name?"
ahhhhh, it feels like a hot spring inside of you.
>places the rest of myself in your mouth, ready for you to swallow at will
I'm too lazy to ask personally, but thanks for letting me snipe her pictures I didn't have~ You're the best anon!
>She raised a little thumbs up and winked at you
There was a good amount of people who really hated seeing me post like that, and since I only did it to shit post at first I stopped after I fell in love with the threads
>She hands you a little pressable button that says real nigga hours on it
If you press this though my ebola comes back for you~
>Continued chomping, crunching down on the bacon man fiendishly as if she hasn't eaten in days. She eventually gulps the rest of you down and lets out a content sigh
You were delicious bacon guy~
>Another copy of myself walks around the corner
You're all too welcome, young goddess.
>Miyafuji leaned a bit and gave groggy Anzu a light hug.
Well there's still Crash, Shovel Knight, Bloodborne and Super Metroid left that I really want to see. Don't know about you. But damn, this amount of Megaman, Mario and Zelda is annoying.
>tfw losing a full reply
Asuka's arm goes weak in his touch, and she dips her head down so her bangs drip over her forehead, catching his lips instead. She steps forward, hiding her face against his shoulder by rocking into him, leaning her chin onto him. Her body falls into a loose, exhausted collection of lines as she sniffs. "...why would I want to know your name? You're too good for that."
I'm hype for crash like no tomorrow but I will probably miss it cause I sleep so much...
>She smiled warmly as you held her, letting her head fall onto your belly
What were you most and least favorite runs Miyafuji? I really hated the L4D2 run and the Animorphs gag in the Awful Games Done Quick block had potential but was ruined by the commentary
>DUDE INSIDE JOKES LMAO
>Okay i'm going to explain this gli-
>DUDE LION LMAO
>he presses his fingers into her back once more, spreading her should blade once more
now take a deep breath, when I ease the pressure breath out~
>he pulls his fingers back then presses her shoulder blades together
After she moves closer towards him, he wraps his arms around her waist and rests his head against hers. "Cheer up, Asuka...you shouldn't be so down, especially when somebody wants to make you happy." He kisses her on the side of her neck, trying to get her to perk up from his actions.
Hehe, did you went to sleep before Diablo runs too? They were pretty fun.
I have to say I really enjoyed Lagoon run a lot and the whole 'awful games done quick' block most so far this gdq. And yeah the L4D2 was absolutely awful and I tuned away after 20 minutes of it, playing on easy should be banned too. Don't really have any other bad runs to point out as I usually kinda enjoy all I see to even some degree.
What's cooperation cup?
Asuka does her best, breathing into a taut diaphragm, straining to catch all the air she needs. As the tension grows, and he releases the pressure, she blows out with a gasp, a little red collecting on her cheeks while her eyes water a bit.
Asuka's back stiffens along a line as his lips press to her neck, and she reaches up to bend her arm into his other shoulder, a makeshift embrace that juts her chin into him. She shakes her head while she lets out a sharp, scornful breath. "Don't act like I don't know that. I'm...I'm not an idiot..."
>She looked shyly down at the ground
Y-Yea, I missed the Diablo runs...I really wanted to see them
He stops pressing his lips against her neck for a moment and moves his head so his mouth is to her ear, letting out a soft sigh before finally speaking his name "AND MY NAME IS JOHN CENA! DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT" John Cena picks her up onto his shoulders and walks around for all to see, parading around with the redhead on his shoulders. He waves his hand in front of his face and says the catch phrase that all the children love. "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!" John Cena throws Asuka off his shoulders and slams her down back first on the ground, delivering a devastating Attitude Adjustment to her. He quickly pins her and a referee appears out of nowhere and counts to three in favor of John Cena's victory, he gets off of her and looks her way. "I told you to cheer up, but you didn't, so I had to...adjust your attitude." John Cena throws his hands in the air in celebration, tearing his rotator cuff in the process and having to leave for 6-9 months.
Asuka can't really do much in the face of the onslaught, but the ratings fucking skyrocket. All that drama, all that hinting at romance between Cena and the firey newcomer. While he's off in recovery for nearly a year, she rises up the ranks, waiting for the next match-up against the Champ.
"I-I knew what it was from the start! Still! You have some pretty big shoes to fill, if you think you can be half the man he was."
I just finished watching the new SMBZ episode, and I gotta say it was great. I hope he doesn't poop out and quit again, his work looks much better now
Link for those too lazy like me to search it yourselves
You apparently never went on newgrounds back in the day, this was like the best shit back in like 2007 ish. If you never saw it back then theres no reason to even watch it, its mainly for the people who saw the original back in the old days
"No. I'm Asuka. How could you mistake me for someone else, anyway? You're a complete idiot, aren't you? An irredeemable, hopeless case."
"Massage...oh! Right, you were...by the way, those weren't tears!" Asuka huffs, shrugging her shoulders and then letting them fall - tight, but a little more limp than before.
>Got distracted by other stuff in between the Cena stuff and figuring out a good IC response
"Th-there's plenty of other people here! Just because I'm the only one your desperate mind focuses on, that doesn't mean there's no one else!"
"Why would I suck your dick? Especially since you don't even know my name, and won't bother to get it right!"
>Not embracing the freedom.
Try to look for the light side of things.~
"My name isn't "'not' Nue", either! It's Asuka! ASUKA! Even if your dick wasn't some putrid, pathetic little thing, why would I bother with it if you can't even get my name right!? Why should I even give you another moment when you're busy obsessing over someone else while you talk to me? You're a freak!"
"Because you're being obsessive and gross. How long has it been since you've seen a real woman here, anyway? You're acting like they're never around. To be honest with you, your obsession isn't adorable: it's pathetic."
Hello and welcome gals!~
OH MY! AN IMPOSTER ALREADY? WHY ARE THE THREADS LIKE THIS? DON'T LISTEN TO THIS MAN AND HIS LIES!
Nice attempt at fakery.
At the sudden warmth, Asuka jolts, stiffening up her back and bolting upright. "Wh-who are you!? Get off me!"
Mmmm, perhaps, but you make things particularly radiant in a way only a sexy beauty such as yourself can.
He feels her stiffen and tightens his hold on her, wanting her to not get away from him. "Calm down, I'm not going to do anything, so please relax." After his words, his moved his hands from her waist and reached for her hands, hoping she wouldn't move them away.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! GO AWAY, YOU HANDSOME DEVIL! NICE LEGS, THOUGH.
OH NO! WE SHOULD CALL ANIMAL CONTROL TO FIND HER PET, THEN!
WHO IS THIS LOVELY LASS?
AND WHO BROUGHT HER LOVELY A-
well typically I do enjoy that, not sure about tonight, Miss Bayonetta's a bit tipsy
well that's no fun, all that time spent between my breasts would be better spent between my breasts, or inside another orifice, don't you think?
I am catering to a few anons right now, what makes you think you're worth the effort dear?
it is a fun outfit, not sure how dear old peach feels about it, however
oh these legs?
can anyone help?, i am a bit tied up here!~
I'm sure we can arrange that, however I hope you're not packing a small tool, I don't like to waste time with cocks that won't live up to what I need
what would you like to do?
Hmmm, I wonder, I wouldn't mind spending time with those cute innocent ladies~
when nobody else is around~~
you're are much better darling, don't tease me~
Oh? why were your eyes watering then dear.
alright breath in
>he leans back over you then starts massaging lower on your back and closer to the center.
>he presses both his thumbs on the side of your spine and presses upward to stretch your spine
Now breath out~
Not Cirno. Only inspired by Cirno.
I'm not sure~
if that's what you want
>her suit opens up and her smooth, already a bit wet pussy is exposed
on your knees, dear
hmm, and how big is this?
>she glances at it, not sure just yet
a show? not at all, that would defeat the purpose of turning them into -my- cock slaves
Asuka reaches up as she breathes in, catching some of the tiny bit of moisture on her thumbtip. She looks down - it's hardly any, but she still erupts into a bright flush. "Just shut up about it, okay?" And she breathes out in time, ending it in a stiff huff. "It's bad enough you have your hands all over me."
>I just found it while collecting images, thought it would be worth a chuckle. Lighten up.
Well I think you're really craving both a tongue to warm you up and a dick.
I can provide one of those.
>I get on my knees and stretch my tongue out as far as it will go, I inch closer and closer to your somewhat large pussy lips.
>he chuckles a bit at her frustration
well I mean you're back is feeling better already~
>he keeps massaging that part of her back, digging his thumb into her back a bit harder
you're doing pretty good~
all i've seen so far points to, oh what do you americans call it...
but i'll give you another chance, show me you really are black~
hmm...not the best, but I guess it'll do
>she goes over to your bed, laying on her back, grabbing some magazine and starts reading, opening her legs as her suit opens up to expose her pussy
I'll let you have a go I guess
please don't drag this out
>She grabs your head and pushes you into her crotch
it would be fun, I'll have to see if I can get one to play with me some time
why thankyou, it's rather comfy. can you believe they gave me her power armour to wear? how boring
Asuka winces a bit, pulling her breaths in with a tight hiss as she squirms, the digging pushing her this way and that. "Tch. Isn't that your job? To do good? It's...still pretty tough."
You people could have just ignored the trolls and they'd eventually leave.
I've seen this before in previous groups, eventually good players are going to be driven from the thread.
>My face smacks against your lips, I feel your hand press down on my head pushing me against your opening.
>I start to lick, from the bottom up against your lips, pushing in slightly, tasting your thick womanly juices and breathing in your scent.
How can you not know the great and lovea8le vriska?
If I don't answer indirectly, then I'm responding to the troll and giving it attention.
Can't make heads or tails of their clusterfuck.
>I use my fingers to spread your lips wide, I stick my tongue in as deep as I can before moving up to your clit, alternating between tasting as much of your juices as I can and trying to please you with my tongue.
The secnt is strong and the taste is making my head spin, it's so sexual.
I'd love to not acknowledge them, but it needs to be a group effort or they will never leave.
Do you want to get to know me then?
Love you too sweet stuff <3
>Being held down against your pussy really turns me on, I'm aroused but don't dare to touch my cock
>I spread your lips as wide as I can and stick my tongue in deeper and deeper, all of my tongue right up to the base of it is in you, I swirl it around slowly before speeding up more.
I think now's a good time to mention that a lot of the shit that's been going down the past few days is pretty reminiscent of basic character assassination by cloistered in-groups. Which Discord's hosting this?
You shouldn't be really posting this anymore. There's absolutely no need for this stuff.
Also it's Miyafuji, not Miyu! Or at least like some friends say here Miya, whoever made that list was dum.
>I collect some of your juices on my tongue and then move up to your clit, gently and quickly moving the tip of my tongue against it while moving my finger up and down your lips.
Tastes so good
Does it hurt to try anon?
Im not even sure why these anons h8 me, originally i was just flirting with mettaton, then some asshole impersonated me, getting mettaton all sad a8out that, then l8r im not sure what happened, 8ut does it hurt to try, does it really?
Either way im going to 8e posting here, now that i know that mettaton is ok
I must train every day, i must become the best erp'r on these threads.
Listen here you little rat, your new name is Miyu, understand? You will be known as Miyu until you die. And listen here, if you don't use the name, I will shit down your entire life and family. I will kill everyone you fucking love, understand? You only cuddle and snuggle, litte bitch. Mark my words, Miyu, mark them.
Vriska got caught faking his impersonation, that's free for anyone to look up on desustorage
The fact that Vriska doesn't just play another character that doesn't create drama, and refuses to stop causing drama on anon, is proof that he's intentionally trolling, and needs to be ignored.
Isn't it pretty obvious?
Oh it is a shame
And what about Lucina ?
Well to be honest, I don't think I would be very good at being girly and sissy at all, but I really like to serve.
Licking and tasting pussy is so much fun, even though I almost equally would like to fuck it I don't think I will be able to with you, but that doesn't bother me at all.
why would you even want to, huh?
Well, if you wanted me to I would suck a cock and clean up after someone fucks you...
I just really like to serve and give pleasure in whichever way I can, but I just don't think I have the capacity to be girly.
sorry then anon, can't help the way I feel
And finally what about a duo with another witch like Tharja ?
No if we can all agree to stop feeding the drama, it can end.
If Vriska just wanted to play, he could play another character, or hide on anon with no drama, but his goal is to cause drama.
While his encouragement may be well-meaning, Asuka first reacts with a gulp, and then lapses back into a taut, strained tension around her lips. Her shoulders hunch up just a little before she can find her breathing again, and fall back to their tight hang after. "Don't say things like that...really."
His RP style was reminiscent of those people who RP'd like *enters the inn from the rafters* *watches everyone and drinks, waiting for some acknowledgement because I'm so bad-ass*