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Fuck, marry and fuck some more, pick three edition.

Previous thread >>876007
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>>882399
I know I'm a bit tomboyish, but am I really THAT boyish!?
I don't think boys wear classic one piece swimsuits.~
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Who wants their keychain spiced?
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>>882406
Her face crinkles up in a disgusted sneer. "What the hell's wrong with you? Can't you get it through your sick, dimwitted pervert mind that feet are gross? Even mine!"

>>882445
"Go away. I don't want to bully you, because you're even lower than that. You're so pathetic I can't even stand the sight of you! You're begging to be bullied - what is wrong with you? Gross!"

>>882455
"Why would I think about something so insignificant? I have better things to do than dream about ants."
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>>882469
the best kinds of boys do.
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>>882469
yeah they do
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>>882490
I don't know, I bet yours are pretty nice... but... I bet Rei's are nicer.
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>>882469
desu I thought you were a boy at first
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>>882490
Kys Hoshi desu~
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>>882490
Can I hug you?
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>>882490
arr pee?
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>>882499
How's it going, Nue?
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>>882490
Geez I bet misato is nicer than you
Still okay with being bullied though
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>>882490
But it gets harder whenever you speak.
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>>882469
Boy or not, you're cute, so hush.
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>>882490
Hoshi ,save HG for fucks sake
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>>882537
so so
my ps4 keeps ejecting my fucking games automatically so I can't play bloodborne.
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>>882510
"You're the lowest here, yet. Only a sick freak wants to play with shitty little dolls. Get the hell out of my sight."

>>882517
"Nein spracht Schweidisch Dummkopf."

>>882528
"Not even if you finally took a shower for once in your short, pathetic little life."

>>882538
"Oh, you LIKE being bullied?" Asuka scoffs. "Why is that, I wonder? Did you develop a fetish for it when all the normal kids picked on you in school? Or did you just not get enough attention?"

>>882546
"Why don't you keep gross stuff like that to yourself, okay!? I-I really don't want to hear about your dick. You're sick! I hate you!"
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>>882499
>sukumizu
>zettai ryouiki
I didn't think I would ever see the day.
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>>882573
Hey, don't get so pissy with me just because you don't compare to the living real doll.
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>>882565
Ayy lmao
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>>882573
Please hold my nose while you kiss me, Asuka-chan!
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>>882399
well your tits are pretty small, although small is cute!
Not boyish, just flat, I thought you looked too girly to be a trap

>>882410
I guess I'm just gonna need to try harder!!
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>>882565
W-Want to play Bloodborne with me?
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>>882565
That sucks, man.
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>>882573
I can't help it. The meaner you are the more desperate I get for you.
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>>882573
Can I play with your hair then?
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>>882573
Is there any way I can be worthy of you, asuka?
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Friendly reminder that Nue is an alien and you should only respond to her with ayy lmao
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>>882573
I want to hold your hands and stare into your eyes as I'm thrusting in and out of you.
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>>882601
What part of "I can't play it because it keeps ejecting itself" don't you get?
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>>882584
"Wh...what kind of sick freak are you!? Only a lonely idiot walks up to a real woman, just to insult her and say she isn't as good as some freakish doll. There's something really, really wrong with you! Y-you're not just gross, you need help! Immediately!"

>>882595
"You're that desperate just to practice kissing? I guess you do need the help. Try brushing your teeth, and I MIGHT consider it."

>>882606
"You already were desperate, idiot. Why do you keep insisting on showing everyone just how much of a perverted mess you are? Whatever happened to your shame? If you weren't being so gross and forward, I'd be able to ignore you so...stop being so gross and forward!"

>>882609
"Keep your filthy hands away from my hair! Even if you weren't some disgusting fetishist, I wouldn't let you touch it without gloves. You're revolting!"

>>882614
"Any chance you'll ever become a real man? Ha! No."

>>882622
Asuka flares up in the face to a beet red, and then huffs, regaining some slight semblance of calm. "S-stop trying to get me to leave, idiot. It's not going to work."
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>>882631
Ayy lmao
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>>882595
Fork?
Want to share?
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>>882631
Why did you picked Nue out of all the Touhou cast?
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>>882631
>it keeps ejecting itself
So does mine, if you know what I mean.
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>>882662
Because I'm a degenerate foot fetishist and a character based on disguising theirself is delightfully fitting for roleplay.
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>>882639
I don't want you to leave, I want to be on top of you with your legs wrapped around me, our fingers intertwined as I'm making passionate love to you.
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>>882639
All I can think about is how my cock reacts to your voice. I will throw away all of my shame if it means getting insulted by you.
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>>882675
Ayy lmao
Nue is an ayylien
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>>882675
>foot fetishist
I thought you were just a "please suck off every bit of my cockstink" fetishist.
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>>882639
If you won't let me make physical contract then could I have a used pair of panties of yours?
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>>882573
>"Nein spracht Schweidisch Dummkopf."
Best girl
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>>882693
Ohh, that Frenchie?

Spoiler: I have a fetish for being desired too.
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>>882639
Please? I'll do anything to be yours..
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>>882717
Ayy lmao
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>>882717
I desire you
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>>882717
I desire for you to fuck off
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>>882743
Only when it's mutual darling.
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>>882756
You want your cock worshiped?
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>>882756
Yoo rofl
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>>882680
Just as soon as she thought she'd calmed down, Asuka recoils and flashes crimson again, looking away while she fidgets her fingers and her lips twitch. "Y-you're just saying that to make me look foolish. Quit it. It's already embarrassing enough, stop making it worse."

>>882687
"You didn't even have any shame left to throw away. You had to get rid of it to just appear in public, let alone come in here and beg me to degrade you. You're beyond worthless, entirely hopeless, a complete waste of air."

>>882697
"U-used panties!? Get real, creep! You're disgusting, a freak, gross, sickening. Get out of here! Stop talking to me!"

>>882706
"Bitte."

>>882726
"Even if you were the last ma-- no, the last THING left on Earth, I wouldn't let you anywhere near me. Got it!?"
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>>882756
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>>882756
Have you ever visited a worst series of threads than this?
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>>882763
Naw mang.

I wanna annoy fuckboys like this cunt >>882752
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>>882775
Funny you should ask.

league of legends general, TERA general, the old Alice RP threads, Gamergate threads.
:^)
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>>882769
Not until I get to touch you or get those panties.
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>>882780
Dammit. I wanted to suck up all of Nue's cockstink.
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>>882771
Ayla Mao
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>>882780
>>882796
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>>882769
I'm getting addicted to hearing you mistreat me. At this rate I won't be able to get off of anything but your mean voice.
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>>882828
Nigga das real gay senpai.
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>EUcuck hours
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>>882769
You seem a bit stressed, can I offer you a massage?
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>>882875
Yeah, getting really gay with Nue is the idea.
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>>882875
>tfw you will never have a healthy and gay relationship with Nue
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>>882903
Not my taste man but whatever, go you man.
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>>882769
He grabs her hands and gently squeezes them, his gaze waiting to be met by her own. "You're the best and most beautiful out of all the pilots, I want to show you a good time and help you release some of that pent up stress of yours"
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>>882821
"Get it through your head, numb-skull! I don't want anything to do with you! I wouldn't touch you if it meant I had to die otherwise! If you brushed against me, I would burn everything I was wearing just to get rid of the thought of you even making any contact with me! When you're around, the air makes me sick! If you even think of touching any of my clothes, I'll kill you! I'll wrap you up in those panties you love so much and burn you alive!"

>>882868
"W-what!? You're even trying to...to get yourself off while I'm insulting you? Gross! Wh-why don't you have any decency? Why do you think I want to hear about you doing that sort of...disgusting thing!? Did you think you'd impress me or something!?"

>>882910
"Ugh! I see right through you, pervert! You just want to feel me up!"

>>882928
The face-covering blush flares further, and Asuka stares off to the side, down at her feet, with her lips twisting into an uncomfortable grimace. "I...I'm not stressed! What makes you think I'm stressed!? And you're not fooling anyone! F-first you say I'm beautiful, and then you'll just...just use me and forget all about me after."
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>>882924
I don't think I can have a healthy relationship.
Something about me just turns people into liars.

>>882916
My gayness is pretty satisfied and abated of late.
Between being sent nudes every other day and playing way too much fucking vidya again.
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>>882959
That's too bad. I was even hoping to get to play an innocent virgin boy for you. I guess that explains your absence though.
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>>882959
How many times has it happened before?
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>>882949
Watching her face become even further red due to his actions, he softly smiles and starts to rub her hands. "You're obviously nervous, I apologize for making you feel that way, but I must tell you what you need to hear. For one, I could never just use and forget a face like yours, I wouldn't dare even dream about doing such a thing. Your fiery red hair, that cute little nose of yours, your amazing body...it's all a bunch of great things wrapped up in one amazing person."
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>>882949
I'll be professional, though the temptation to resist will be hard
I just want to help you relax, taking care of so many anons at once can be hard
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>>882949
I want you to be disgusted by me so much that you treat me the worst of all. My cock will be trained to only react to you and only when you're mean to me.
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>>882949
I would love getting to smell your panties even if it means getting burned to death in the process.
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>>883003
Asuka's lips quiver, and she gulps during his serenade. As he finishes, her bottom lip drops open, and she stares up at him...then seizes her hands from his and stomps backward, jabbing a finger at him as her flushed face contorts with fury. "Stop! Stop saying things like that like you mean it! I almost...ALMOST believed you -- but you went way too far! I c-can't believe you're so desperate that you'd do that! Seriously! What's wrong with you? Shamelessly complimenting me just so you can get a little! Well, I...I don't want it at all! So what if you can't stop thinking about me! So what if you say you'll cherish me!? It's bullshit!"

>>883010
"Taking care? What makes you think I'd take care of any of you idiots? The only thing that's remotely hard about this is not bashing in your stupid faces."

>>883032
Asuka's eyebrow twitches. "You're the lowest. Even dirt's better than you. I bet even dirt gets disgusted when you walk on it! You're so pathetic, you're practically invisible to me, even now. What makes you think I'd remember you when I'm done here, freak?"

>>883048
"...this is a joke, isn't it? Haha! Very funny!"
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>>883068
I'll do anything to have you humiliate me whenever you want. Anything just for you to remember me as the most pathetic person you've ever met.
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>>883068
Not me, I just want to gve you a massage, nothing lewd
>he places his hands on her shoulders pressing his thumbs into them , then his squeezes his fingers and makes circles with his thumbs
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>>883068
Do I have to touch you somewhere inappropriate to prove how serious I am?
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>>882999
that people have lied to get what they want out of me?
I've lost count.
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>>883138
Maybe the problem is you. After all, you're the recurring the factor in all your failed relationships.
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>>883138
I wouldn't do that and I'd like to get to know you too, but I guess that isn't going to happen while you're preoccupied with nudes and vidya huh
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>>883138
Eh Humanity's a bastard. Rarely do you happen to get lucky with someone here.
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>>883068
Taken slightly aback by her words and actions, he can't help but smile even more and move a step closer to her. He reaches his hand up to her own and takes gentle hold of it. "Asuka...you don't need to be upset or scared because a person cares about you, I just want to make you happy and feel special. Be with you, show you a wonderful time...now enough with the pointing and anger."
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>>883068
Hello there, Asuka! Would you like some bacon?
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>>883156
Yeah, I have terrible taste in people and I'm gullible.

>>883159
Senpai I have no idea who you are.

>>883182
But we're up all night to the sun
We're up all night to get some
We're up all night for good fun
We're up all night to get lucky
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>>883230
It's ok, everyone loves the taste of bacon. Would you like a taste of me?
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>>883230
What exactly do they get out of you
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>>883230
Of course you don't, that's why I'm asking to get to know you better. To you, I'm just a random anon, but for me, I've been seeing and talking to you in these threads for quite some time, and already know quite a bit about you. You're someone I'd really like to get closer to, but I'm obviously not going to get to if you don't give me the opportunity.
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>>883105
"I already told you! I won't remember you! I'm going to put effort into that, you hear me!? I'm going to forget you, no matter what it takes. Just knowing you exist makes me feel like my head's been polluted somehow. You're that disgusting."

>>883111
Asuka winces, and tenses against his touch. She whispers out with a faint, feminine grunt when his thumbs rub along her taut shoulder muscles. "S-stop! What do you think you're doing? I just said I didn't want a massage!"

>>883125
"If you even think about molesting me, I will kill. you. That much isn't a joke, freak."

>>883184
Asuka's bottom lip quivers, and the furious scrunch furrowing her face starts to slacken. Her eyelids tighten, hiding her blue irises behind little slits while her body freezes at his touch. "D-don't talk to me like that! I'm not scared! I'm not upset! I'm mad! Y-you're just a pervert, and you're going to prove it! No matter how nice you seem, you're just after me to satisfy your own sick desires! And don't LECTURE me! I-I'm not a kid!"

>>883194
"No, but I'd love some wurst."
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>>883230
I love you even more for reminding me of that song.
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>>883272
>tears off a few pieces of myself and wraps it around some wurst
...alright then. Here's your bacon wurst.
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>>883272
>he moves his hands down a bit lower, his fingers start pressing your shoulder blades apart
but your body is this tense, you just need to relax
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>>883272
Knowing that you hate me enough to try and forget me is only making me harder. If you forgot me, it would only make my cock completely yours.
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>>883272
That facial expression is priceless
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>>883272
"I know you're not a kid, and I am most certainly not trying to satisfy my own desires right now. If that had been my intention from the beginning, I wouldn't be complimenting you and trying to make you feel happy. I would be pressing against you, grabbing you...many other things." Noticing her face begin to relax, he lets out a sigh of relief and moves his hand up to her cheek. "You certainly are beautiful, Asuka, even when you're like this." He strokes his thumb against her cheek and takes another step towards her, now merely just inches away. "Open those eyes of yours, you shouldn't hide such pretty things."
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>>883355
Nice dub trips, Mr. Pick-Up Artist.
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>>883355
You're literally raping her
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>>883294
>noms

>>883301
Asuka winces once again, and twists her head with a violent spin, flinging her hair into his face before letting out a sharp yelp. "S-stop! It just feels worse when you press like that!"

>>883322
"You know what I hate the most about you? Your stupid mind-games. I don't care about what happens to you after I forget about you, because I won't even remember that you exist. If anyone brings you up -- AS IF, by the way -- I'll just be able to shrug it off. That's how pathetic you are: even if you get off, you'll just be shoved aside for someone new. You don't get anything, just more shame."

>>883355
Asuka's lip twitches. She brings both together tight, grinding her teeth behind them. The final straw comes from his hand brushing against her cheek: soft, gentle, just a brief caress. For a moment, she almost relaxes into his touch, almost accepts it: then pulls back, leaving her arm dangling limp and her hand in his, her legs shaking in the desperate bid to just buy space. "S-stop. This is ridiculous. You're just trying something new. Trying to look cool. The only difference between you and...and everyone else is...is..." And there she fumbles, feeble, stammering for some rationalization, no matter how weak.
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>>883410
I'm glad you enjoyed my taste, Asuka! Would you like some more?
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>>883408
>Literally
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>>883410
It'll feel worse at first, I'm sorry but It'll feel alot better when I'm done
>he pulls his hands back
but... I'll listen to your wishes
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>>883410
>The only difference between you and...and everyone else is...is

Is that he got his pick up lines from Eric Weber?
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>>883429
>raping
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>>883439
>her
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>>883437
desu he's got some good pickup lines.
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>>883449
"Thanks brother"
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>>883455
And I'm good for picking up and eating.
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>>883455
Well, obviously, it's clearly working on poor Asuka. She's getting played and she don't even know.
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>Finally wakes up from her 12 hours slumber
Hey thread, how we all doing today so far?
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>>883489
As shitty as always
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>>883435
>A full silence passes after he pulls his hands from Asuka, one where she stays still and fixes her eyes forward. "...I...guess, if you know what you're doing...I'll try it out."

>>883425
"No, I'm full! Danke!"

>>883437
>>883455
>>883467
"St-stop watching me, you stupid voyeurs!"
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>>883355
>getting cucked on the internet too
fug
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>>883489
A bit slow for the night but it's still not a graveyard like yesterday.
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>>883489
Morning Anzu-chan.
Hope you slept well. It's nothing but mostly meh games from now on till the end..
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>>883505
Shit! We've been made! Abort mission!
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>>883489
>>883488
Whats going on?
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>>883530
Look at the filenames.
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>>883489
Not bad! By the way, I made you breakfast.
>walks over and lowers his bacon head to meet her lips, the scent of delicious bacon passing through you each time you inhale
Go on ahead and start eating. I'd be willing to be your sacrifice anytime you want me.
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>>883540
So?
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>>883530
Oh! Sorry i'm having a little drink so i'm not paying attention to that at the moment
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>>883503
>Let out a long sigh as she slouched
Yeah, I'll probably end up napping in a few hours soon honestly, unless some good runs are on AGDQ today. I hope your day gets better somehow anon
>>883515
>She nodded and smiled
That's nice, hopefully all the anons lurking aren't too pent up today
>>883521
Miya~!
>She lazily walked towards you with open arms
Well that's a shame, that means I think its time to nap how I used to again, I missed sleeping for 16 hours a day~
>>883530
Huh dope, theres another me! I wonder if she actually erps unlike me~
>She couldn't help but giggle to herself
>>883541
>She nodded at the bacon man, wasting no time in taking large glomps
Thnmks frmhd!
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>>883529
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>>883547
>>883540
Whoops.
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>>883552
I don't know, you could ask.
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>>883505
>Stares
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>>883505
Oh...okay. Maybe I'll let you devour all of me the next time we meet.
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>>883410
The expression on his face changed to a frown when he felt her pull back from his touch, his mind wondering if he had been too aggressive.
"Is it truly ridiculous or are you nervous because you've never had a person treat you like this, or even compliment you like this? You still don't get it, I don't want to just use you and toss you aside like most of the people around here would...I want you to realize that I care for you." He squeezes her hand and looks down at the cute redhead in front of him, taking a step forward and kissing her on the forehead. "Would you feel more comfortable if I told you my name?"
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>>883552
What happened to being a thug gangster loli?
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>>883552
ahhhhh, it feels like a hot spring inside of you.
>places the rest of myself in your mouth, ready for you to swallow at will
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>>883587
>and kissing her on the forehead

rip Pick Up Artist Anon

it was nice watching you play your game
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>>883604
>implying
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>>883567
I'm too lazy to ask personally, but thanks for letting me snipe her pictures I didn't have~ You're the best anon!
>She raised a little thumbs up and winked at you
>>883597
There was a good amount of people who really hated seeing me post like that, and since I only did it to shit post at first I stopped after I fell in love with the threads
>She hands you a little pressable button that says real nigga hours on it
If you press this though my ebola comes back for you~
>>883600
>Continued chomping, crunching down on the bacon man fiendishly as if she hasn't eaten in days. She eventually gulps the rest of you down and lets out a content sigh
You were delicious bacon guy~
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>>883630
>Another copy of myself walks around the corner
You're all too welcome, young goddess.
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>>883552
>Miyafuji leaned a bit and gave groggy Anzu a light hug.
Well there's still Crash, Shovel Knight, Bloodborne and Super Metroid left that I really want to see. Don't know about you. But damn, this amount of Megaman, Mario and Zelda is annoying.
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>>883681
"Shovel Knight"
WHEN?
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>>883681
>But damn, this amount of Megaman, Mario and Zelda is annoying.

It's only to get worse as the marathons get more and more commercialized.
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>tfw losing a full reply

>>883574
"...stop."

>>883576
>nods

>>883587
Asuka's arm goes weak in his touch, and she dips her head down so her bangs drip over her forehead, catching his lips instead. She steps forward, hiding her face against his shoulder by rocking into him, leaning her chin onto him. Her body falls into a loose, exhausted collection of lines as she sniffs. "...why would I want to know your name? You're too good for that."
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>>883681
I'm hype for crash like no tomorrow but I will probably miss it cause I sleep so much...
>She smiled warmly as you held her, letting her head fall onto your belly
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>>883693
Uh, tomorrow evening. Which would be US morning.
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>>883697
It really sucks..
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I got like an hour to jerk off before work someone help
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>>883740
All you need is 5 minutes.
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>>883740
None of the ERPers here do lewd
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>>883730
What were you most and least favorite runs Miyafuji? I really hated the L4D2 run and the Animorphs gag in the Awful Games Done Quick block had potential but was ruined by the commentary

>DUDE INSIDE JOKES LMAO
>Okay i'm going to explain this gli-
>DUDE LION LMAO
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>>883719
>Keeps staring
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>>883730
Man fuck AGDQ. I'm waiting for Cooperation cup
That'll be good
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final fantasy run best run
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>>883505
>he presses his fingers into her back once more, spreading her should blade once more
now take a deep breath, when I ease the pressure breath out~
>he pulls his fingers back then presses her shoulder blades together
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>>883719
After she moves closer towards him, he wraps his arms around her waist and rests his head against hers. "Cheer up, Asuka...you shouldn't be so down, especially when somebody wants to make you happy." He kisses her on the side of her neck, trying to get her to perk up from his actions.
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>>883719
>>883884
Go, pick up artist anon, go!
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>>883728
Hehe, did you went to sleep before Diablo runs too? They were pretty fun.
>>883798
I have to say I really enjoyed Lagoon run a lot and the whole 'awful games done quick' block most so far this gdq. And yeah the L4D2 was absolutely awful and I tuned away after 20 minutes of it, playing on easy should be banned too. Don't really have any other bad runs to point out as I usually kinda enjoy all I see to even some degree.
>>883833
What's cooperation cup?
>>883851
Stairssssssss..
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Has Miyafuji ever been lewded?
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>>883855
Asuka does her best, breathing into a taut diaphragm, straining to catch all the air she needs. As the tension grows, and he releases the pressure, she blows out with a gasp, a little red collecting on her cheeks while her eyes water a bit.

>>883884
Asuka's back stiffens along a line as his lips press to her neck, and she reaches up to bend her arm into his other shoulder, a makeshift embrace that juts her chin into him. She shakes her head while she lets out a sharp, scornful breath. "Don't act like I don't know that. I'm...I'm not an idiot..."
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>>884030
>Miyafuji's nipples
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>>884030
>She looked shyly down at the ground
Y-Yea, I missed the Diablo runs...I really wanted to see them
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>>884035
>he pulls his hands away then leans over her and wipes her tears from her face
Why are you crying, are you hurt?
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>>884092
>tears
>crying

>massage professional
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>>884030
Third strike tournament yo. Really big one too
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>>884035
He stops pressing his lips against her neck for a moment and moves his head so his mouth is to her ear, letting out a soft sigh before finally speaking his name "AND MY NAME IS JOHN CENA! DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT" John Cena picks her up onto his shoulders and walks around for all to see, parading around with the redhead on his shoulders. He waves his hand in front of his face and says the catch phrase that all the children love. "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!" John Cena throws Asuka off his shoulders and slams her down back first on the ground, delivering a devastating Attitude Adjustment to her. He quickly pins her and a referee appears out of nowhere and counts to three in favor of John Cena's victory, he gets off of her and looks her way. "I told you to cheer up, but you didn't, so I had to...adjust your attitude." John Cena throws his hands in the air in celebration, tearing his rotator cuff in the process and having to leave for 6-9 months.
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>>884138
For you.
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>>884176
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>>884176
Asuka can't really do much in the face of the onslaught, but the ratings fucking skyrocket. All that drama, all that hinting at romance between Cena and the firey newcomer. While he's off in recovery for nearly a year, she rises up the ranks, waiting for the next match-up against the Champ.
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>>884176
>DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LitDGyxFh4
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>>884176
>>884273
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>>884122
this desu
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>>884176
>6-9 months.
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I want to ERP with Asuka now to help her wipe the memory of John Cena from her mind.
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>>884539
"I-I knew what it was from the start! Still! You have some pretty big shoes to fill, if you think you can be half the man he was."
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>>884539
>>884566

Wipe the memory? They're going to be replaying that shit on every Monday Night RAW. Asuka will come out to the ring every night and take the mic just to shit talk him, talking about how he tore his rotator cuff just because he was so scared of her.
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>>884122
>crying
>stop to ask why
>MAYBE it's something else
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>tfw friday
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>>884604
>crying
I didn't see crying mentioned until you mentioned it.
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The posts sure do come in spurts today.
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>>884864
I'll spurt on you
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>>884864
We're watching Slurpeeninja waste our time and for everyone on the couch act like he's good at speedrunning
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I just finished watching the new SMBZ episode, and I gotta say it was great. I hope he doesn't poop out and quit again, his work looks much better now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5-ErbSrTOc

Link for those too lazy like me to search it yourselves
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>>884566
>grabs a handful of her hair and pulls her towards him
How about I fill you instead of his shoes?
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>>884926
What the fuck is this autistic fanfiction garbage
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>>884950
>forcing actions
>lazy approach
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I have returned to ERP with Asuka the way she should be ERPed with.
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>>885069
Hello Nue
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>>885038
You apparently never went on newgrounds back in the day, this was like the best shit back in like 2007 ish. If you never saw it back then theres no reason to even watch it, its mainly for the people who saw the original back in the old days
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>>885080
"No. I'm Asuka. How could you mistake me for someone else, anyway? You're a complete idiot, aren't you? An irredeemable, hopeless case."
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>>885098
this desu
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>>885103
Can we cuddle?
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>>885130
"Why would I want to cuddle with YOU?"
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>>885103
Okay Nue
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>>885153
B-because I'm lonely...
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>>885171
"Sounds like you really want me to be someone else. Why? I'm not good enough for you? ...who needs you anyway?"

>>885176
"So? Why would you come to me for something like that, anyway? Do I look lonely to you, or something?"
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>>885198
so no more massage? or idk
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>>885198
Actually yes, you do look pretty lonely...you're basically the only one here except for that guy with the case of mistaken identity.
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>>885198
Whatever you say, Nue.
Can you suck my dick?
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>internet goes out
D-Damn...
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>>884640
Yeah I reread it...
I'm bad, I mean IDK I tried
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>>885216
"Massage...oh! Right, you were...by the way, those weren't tears!" Asuka huffs, shrugging her shoulders and then letting them fall - tight, but a little more limp than before.
>Got distracted by other stuff in between the Cena stuff and figuring out a good IC response

>>885223
"Th-there's plenty of other people here! Just because I'm the only one your desperate mind focuses on, that doesn't mean there's no one else!"

>>885224
"Why would I suck your dick? Especially since you don't even know my name, and won't bother to get it right!"
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>>885260
Well, even though you're "not" Nue, you do look very pretty. My dick won't accept a suck from anyone else.
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>>885234
s-senapi..
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>>885260
Other people? Do you mean the other people that are anonymous just like I am? Why would I focus on them when I can focus on you? At least I get to look at a really cute face that way.
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>>885286
W-Working on it....
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>>885234
>Not embracing the freedom.
Try to look for the light side of things.~
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>>885285
"My name isn't "'not' Nue", either! It's Asuka! ASUKA! Even if your dick wasn't some putrid, pathetic little thing, why would I bother with it if you can't even get my name right!? Why should I even give you another moment when you're busy obsessing over someone else while you talk to me? You're a freak!"

>>885289
"Because you're being obsessive and gross. How long has it been since you've seen a real woman here, anyway? You're acting like they're never around. To be honest with you, your obsession isn't adorable: it's pathetic."
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>>885354
>And I just noticed that's a rebuild Asuka.
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>>885354
O-okay...I'm sorry I bothered you with my want to cuddle. I'll just go sit in the corner or something...sorry.
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Peekaboo~
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>>885419
C-couldn't we have a...couldn't we make a...
...a s-substitution?
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>>885438
I see you~
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>>885438
And peach enters the thread like a sexy mary poppins!
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>>885419
>>885438
Hello and welcome gals!~
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>>885382
"Tch. If you want... Don't let me stop you."
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>>885438
Hello, Princess, have you come to brighten our days?
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>>885419
OH MY! AN IMPOSTER ALREADY? WHY ARE THE THREADS LIKE THIS? DON'T LISTEN TO THIS MAN AND HIS LIES!
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>>885501
So I got my ingredient for nothing?
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>>885501
Nice attempt at fakery.
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>>885441
A WHAT DARLING?
I DONT SEE WHAT YOU MEAN
>>885488
THANK YOU DEAR, I APPRECIATE THE GESTURE
>>885501
OH DEAR!
HOW WILL WE KNOW WHOS REALLY REAL?>>885522
NO YOU DIDNT, WHAT WAS IT?, IF YOU SAY CUM IM GOING TO KICK YOU
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>>885489
He sneaks up behind her and quickly wraps his arms around her waist, laying his head on her shoulder. "Asuka..."
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What are you trying to say here?
I dont get it
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>>885464
ARE YOU IMPLYING MARY POPPINS ISN'T ALREADY SEXY?

>>885522
SADLY, YES. AS ANY TRUE FAN WOULD KNOW, TONIGHT'S SHOW IS A PLAY!

>>885539
QUITE EASY, DARLING. ANY TRUE FAN WOULD ALSO KNOW THAT MY PHONE LOOKS LIKE THIS!
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>>885539
Cumin
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>>885446
>I cover my face and shake my head
Nooooo...I'm hiding!

>>885464
I'm here <3

>>885488
Hi Miyafuji~!

>>885495
Is your day not bright already~?
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>>885580
THATS LOVELY DEAR, ALTHOUGH I DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK SO IM NOT SURE WHAT TO DO WITH THAT, WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT AS WE GO
>>885575
THATS A DIRTY LIE METTANON
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>>885550
At the sudden warmth, Asuka jolts, stiffening up her back and bolting upright. "Wh-who are you!? Get off me!"
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>>885575
You're a pretty convincing imposter
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>>885596
Mmmm, perhaps, but you make things particularly radiant in a way only a sexy beauty such as yourself can.
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>>885611
ALRIGHT MR METTAFAKE, AS ANY TRUE FAN WOULD ALSO KNOW, I DO IN FACT KNOW HOW TO COOK! REMEMBER I PRE COOKED THAT CAKE BEFORE THAT KID AND THE BRILLIANT DR ALPHYS FOILED MY PLANS?

>>885650
BUT I AM THE REAL METTATON!
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>>885327
Wow, Yoshika has a nice bum.
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>>885703
IT APPEARS I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT
>>885650
SHAME ON YOU ANON, NOT RECOGNIZING YOUR FAVORITE ROBOT
WHO SHOULD I DO NOW, I WOULD DO VRISKA WITH HER LOVELY 8'S LIKE I DID LAST TIME, BUT NOW SHES GONE, SO WHO SHOULD I FAKE?
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>>885622
He feels her stiffen and tightens his hold on her, wanting her to not get away from him. "Calm down, I'm not going to do anything, so please relax." After his words, his moved his hands from her waist and reached for her hands, hoping she wouldn't move them away.
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>>885762
Asuka
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>>885762
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! GO AWAY, YOU HANDSOME DEVIL! NICE LEGS, THOUGH.
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>>885795
Hmm, I dont really know her, sorry
>>885796
>those teeth
>that ass
Dear god please sit on me or bite me mettaton
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>>885762
you should pretend to be nep and ask the eternal question to the thread.
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>>885777
Asuka, despite his assurances, does anything but calm down. She begins to struggle in fitful tugs and shoves against him, craning her neck this way and that to try to look back at her captor. "Relax!? What the hell! You're practically going to molest me, a-aren't you!?"

>>885795
>
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>>885843
I bet Asuka has a loose pussy
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>>885327
Miyafuji's ass is too good
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>>885822
Pardon me, i dont know her either, im relatively new to the thread
Ok forget the faking then, tell me some character i could do
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>>885866
OH NO! WE SHOULD CALL ANIMAL CONTROL TO FIND HER PET, THEN!
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>>885877
>doesn't know the nep meme
shit, new is an understatement, did you just get here today?
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>>885843
Plug suit Asuka is pure sex
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>>885822
What's the question
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>>885891
A few weeks ago, i was only rp'ing with certain anons, not everyone
Can i be vriska?
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>>885897
Who
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Who wants their dick sucked?
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>>885909
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>>885912
wants
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>>885918
Can I suck your dick instead?
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>>885909
Vriska spotted! Vriska spotted!
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>>885926
their
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>>885943
aubergine
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>>885943
penis
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>>885959
I bet Nep has a loose butt.
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>>885961
gargled?
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evening~
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>>885959
Neptunia x One Punch Man crossover.jpg
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>>885918
Pic related.
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>>885978
Hello beasts, I mean hello ma'am.
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>>885978
Nice cosplay Miss~
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>>885970
tfw no NepNep ERPer
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Seeing as how some anons h8 the mention of vriska i wont do that
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>>885918
I'll take a semen suckling.
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>>885986
Beasts? I hope that's not an insult, dear~

>>885987
why thankyou, it's rather a fun activity
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>>885992
Not going to lie, I would love a vert ERPer
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https://discord.gg/0YIt4k4QiAJyPelt
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>>886002
>Whips out dick
Suck it.
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>>886002
I meant breasts, whoops.
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>>885997
Vriska is literally a mistake of humanity
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>>886002
Oh bayonetta, can you fuck my ass?
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>>886014
hmm, no. I don't waste my time with such small things, dear

>>886018
oh, well I guess I do have a decent pair, don't you think?
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>>886039
I'm usually one for smaller breasts but yours make me just want to bury my face in them and never move.
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>>886039
Then lets fuck!
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>>886002
Oh !
You can cosplay our dear Princess Peach too ! Intersting !
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>>886039
WHO IS THIS LOVELY LASS?
AND WHO BROUGHT HER LOVELY A-
LEGS!
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>>886037
well typically I do enjoy that, not sure about tonight, Miss Bayonetta's a bit tipsy

>>886047
well that's no fun, all that time spent between my breasts would be better spent between my breasts, or inside another orifice, don't you think?

>>886048
I am catering to a few anons right now, what makes you think you're worth the effort dear?

>>886054
it is a fun outfit, not sure how dear old peach feels about it, however

>>886065
oh these legs?
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can anyone help?, i am a bit tied up here!~
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>>886074
Because I can dance.
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>>886074
Well, I certainly would like to bury my face between your thighs or cheeks too.
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>>886019
She didnt really do anything other than rp, im not sure what you mean, her character was pretty good you gotta admit
>>886074
Is there anythin i could do then?
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>>886074
I wonder if you consider yourself as a Nintendo girl now ?
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>>886081
>Undoes your knots, freeing you from your bondage.
There you go. Is that better?
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>>886081
>Grabs ass
Oh I will.
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>>886107
Thanks, ill be going now!
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>>886074
MISS BAYONETTA, PLEASE, YOU'RE MAKING ME FALL FOR THOSE LEGS!

>>886081
SURE THING!
>Unties you so nobody does you any harm.
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>>886119
You're welcome! Take care!
>He waves goodbye.
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>>886083
show me

>>886086
I'm sure we can arrange that, however I hope you're not packing a small tool, I don't like to waste time with cocks that won't live up to what I need

>>886092
what would you like to do?

>>886094
Hmmm, I wonder, I wouldn't mind spending time with those cute innocent ladies~
when nobody else is around~~

>>886132
you're are much better darling, don't tease me~
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>>886081
>Lewd Touhous
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>>886138
>Dances
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>>886138
Whatever you would like 8ayonetta!
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>>886138
Well, it's certainly on the smaller side of what you might expect, 5.1 inches.
Gets very hard though and I can stay up for a long time.
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>>886142
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>>886142
>>886152
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>>885260
Oh? why were your eyes watering then dear.
alright breath in
>he leans back over you then starts massaging lower on your back and closer to the center.
>he presses both his thumbs on the side of your spine and presses upward to stretch your spine
Now breath out~
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>>886163
I'm not a cirno, should I just not choose touhou characters?
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>>886145
not too bad, but not too good either

>>886149
what I want? hmmm, well show me your cock

>>886151
oh my no, that's much too small, how am I suppose to feel anything?
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So I see the thread has just completely abandoned the plan from >>878174
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>>886180
So?
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>>886180
Well, I really would like to stick it in, but if it really is too small for you then I can just try using my tongue.
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>>886163
Not Cirno. Only inspired by Cirno.
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>>886180
My cock?
Um, sure!
>i unzip my pants and pull out my cock, i begin jerking it off to get it to its normal length
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>>886138
Why when nobody is around ?
It could be a fantastic show to see you having fun with Zelda, Peach Samus, Krystal and every other gorgeous Nintendo girls
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>>886180
can you take on another anon?
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>>886190
I'm not sure~

>>886195
if that's what you want
>her suit opens up and her smooth, already a bit wet pussy is exposed
on your knees, dear

>>886207
hmm, and how big is this?
>she glances at it, not sure just yet

>>886218
a show? not at all, that would defeat the purpose of turning them into -my- cock slaves
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>>886167
Asuka reaches up as she breathes in, catching some of the tiny bit of moisture on her thumbtip. She looks down - it's hardly any, but she still erupts into a bright flush. "Just shut up about it, okay?" And she breathes out in time, ending it in a stiff huff. "It's bad enough you have your hands all over me."

>>886178
>>886204
>I just found it while collecting images, thought it would be worth a chuckle. Lighten up.
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>>886240
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>>886236
What. You don't like a black man?
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>>886236
I think its about 6 or 7, why?
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>>886236
Well I think you're really craving both a tongue to warm you up and a dick.
I can provide one of those.

>I get on my knees and stretch my tongue out as far as it will go, I inch closer and closer to your somewhat large pussy lips.
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>>886236
You- you have a cock ?
Didn't know that !
Still a great potential.
Could be great to see you fucking and filling other famous girls
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>>886280
>confirmed Trixie alt
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>>886180
Samus suits fits you perfectly
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>>886240
>he chuckles a bit at her frustration
well I mean you're back is feeling better already~
>he keeps massaging that part of her back, digging his thumb into her back a bit harder
you're doing pretty good~
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Who's the best ERPer here?
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>>886256
all i've seen so far points to, oh what do you americans call it...
and oreo?
but i'll give you another chance, show me you really are black~

>>886263
hmm...not the best, but I guess it'll do
>she goes over to your bed, laying on her back, grabbing some magazine and starts reading, opening her legs as her suit opens up to expose her pussy
I'll let you have a go I guess

>>886264
please don't drag this out
>She grabs your head and pushes you into her crotch

>>886280
it would be fun, I'll have to see if I can get one to play with me some time

>>886294
why thankyou, it's rather comfy. can you believe they gave me her power armour to wear? how boring

>>886306
(DMG)
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>>886306
Me, vriska
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>>886306
I'd said Trixie but Peach is good too
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>>886306
There is no best one. They're all good!
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>>886315
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>>886315
You're not going to do anything?
>i move over to you and press my tip against your entrance, slowly going in then faster
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>>886301
Asuka winces a bit, pulling her breaths in with a tight hiss as she squirms, the digging pushing her this way and that. "Tch. Isn't that your job? To do good? It's...still pretty tough."
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You people could have just ignored the trolls and they'd eventually leave.

I've seen this before in previous groups, eventually good players are going to be driven from the thread.
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>>886330
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>>886318
Literally who?
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>>886344
>>>/hg/
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>>886344
>ignore the trolls guys
>answers indirectly
Nice job idiot
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>>886306
Elena and dmg
BUT peach is awesome <3
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>>886315
>My face smacks against your lips, I feel your hand press down on my head pushing me against your opening.
>I start to lick, from the bottom up against your lips, pushing in slightly, tasting your thick womanly juices and breathing in your scent.
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>>886315
Yeah you don't need any power armor. But Samus is not powerful as you are.
"Power armor are for pussies" like Duke Nukem said

Anyway, which N girl do you want to use first ?
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>>886354
How can you not know the great and lovea8le vriska?
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If I don't answer indirectly, then I'm responding to the troll and giving it attention.

>>886355
Can't make heads or tails of their clusterfuck.
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>>886331
I meant below the belt

>>886332
why would I, don't you just want to pump and dump, darling?

>>886361
get in there darling and get your taste, I don't have all night

>>886366
hmmmm, well Peach is obviously the cutest, a few rounds with her would be rather fun
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>>886306
Are we going by the female/futa erpers or the anons
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>>886376
Dont acknowledge them at all you numbskull
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>>886380
>implying any anon is good
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>>886315
>>886359
>DMG
You guys are to much.
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desu wa
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>>886306
Don't start this shit again.
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>>886377
Sorry Honey but I don't go that low.
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>>886377
>I use my fingers to spread your lips wide, I stick my tongue in as deep as I can before moving up to your clit, alternating between tasting as much of your juices as I can and trying to please you with my tongue.


The secnt is strong and the taste is making my head spin, it's so sexual.
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>>886380
Any avatars.
>>886367
Never heard of her.
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>>886377
Well yes, but it doesnt look like youre really enjoying it, or are you?
>i pump and dump
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I'd love to not acknowledge them, but it needs to be a group effort or they will never leave.
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>>886396
Desu?
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>>886395
always a fan, darling~

>>886401
then I guess we're done

>>886402
glad you're enjoying yourself then
>she holds your head down, making sure you don't leave when she doesn't want you to

>>886412
does that really matter?
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>>886406
vriska is an anon who trolls this thread stopping others from ERPing and you're falling for his bait.
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>>886406
Do you want to get to know me then?
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>>886377
And what do you about Krystal ?
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>>886306
Here you go
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>>886395
I couldn't cum last night because you weren't here to tease me
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>>886395
Your breasts are too much
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>>886420
Love you too sweet stuff <3
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>>886420
>Being held down against your pussy really turns me on, I'm aroused but don't dare to touch my cock
>I spread your lips as wide as I can and stick my tongue in deeper and deeper, all of my tongue right up to the base of it is in you, I swirl it around slowly before speeding up more.
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>>886424
WHY ARE WE STILL USING THIS MEME?
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mfw i am on that list
>>886424
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>>886421
Thanks, anon. You really saved me from that bait there.
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>>886423
Krystal? Who would that be?

>>886438
too kind
>blows a kiss

>>886450
there you go, not bad, I may orgasm from this~
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>>886424
Rhin is way better to me
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>>886424
>Still not relevant
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>>886395
what can I say? you built a futa folder for me... R-right?
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>>886470
>Skullgirls art style

Hnngggg
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I think now's a good time to mention that a lot of the shit that's been going down the past few days is pretty reminiscent of basic character assassination by cloistered in-groups. Which Discord's hosting this?
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>>886424
You shouldn't be really posting this anymore. There's absolutely no need for this stuff.
Also it's Miyafuji, not Miyu! Or at least like some friends say here Miya, whoever made that list was dum.
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>>886470
>I collect some of your juices on my tongue and then move up to your clit, gently and quickly moving the tip of my tongue against it while moving my finger up and down your lips.


Tastes so good
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>>886424
Are any of those Asuka? I was feeling chemistry even with the John Cena ending.
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>>886470
Never heard about her ?
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>>886470
My cock is aching for you
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>>886458
Does it hurt to try anon?
Im not even sure why these anons h8 me, originally i was just flirting with mettaton, then some asshole impersonated me, getting mettaton all sad a8out that, then l8r im not sure what happened, 8ut does it hurt to try, does it really?
Either way im going to 8e posting here, now that i know that mettaton is ok
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>>886456
I must train every day, i must become the best erp'r on these threads.
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>>886424
Are we really still using this?
Someone get on making a new one
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>>886487
Listen here you little rat, your new name is Miyu, understand? You will be known as Miyu until you die. And listen here, if you don't use the name, I will shit down your entire life and family. I will kill everyone you fucking love, understand? You only cuddle and snuggle, litte bitch. Mark my words, Miyu, mark them.
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>someone created a tier list to stir up shit
>everyone eats it up
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>>886481
(i'm also a fan)

>>886489
you really do enjoy this don't you? I may have to keep you, probably have to turn you into a sissy slut, however

>>886491
I haven't and I must say furry isn't exactly my thing~

>>886492
well let me see it before I can say if I'll help or not
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Vriska got caught faking his impersonation, that's free for anyone to look up on desustorage

The fact that Vriska doesn't just play another character that doesn't create drama, and refuses to stop causing drama on anon, is proof that he's intentionally trolling, and needs to be ignored.
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>>886504
it's still accurate till this day, tho
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>>886515
Isn't it pretty obvious?
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>>886504
Add me on meme-tier then ;;;;)
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>>886472
don't worry, neither am I!
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>>886334
>he works his hands out, his fingers grabbing her sides as he thumbs continue to circle around her back roughly
just relax~
>he whispered above her
Just let yourself drift away~
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>>886534
>you will never fuck rise
Why live?
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>>886424
Where's the shit erpers tier?
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>>886522
Send me proof oh dear anon, i still have no idea how you claim that i would hurt mettaton like that
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>>886521
Oh it is a shame
Oh well...
And what about Lucina ?
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>>886521
Well to be honest, I don't think I would be very good at being girly and sissy at all, but I really like to serve.
Licking and tasting pussy is so much fun, even though I almost equally would like to fuck it I don't think I will be able to with you, but that doesn't bother me at all.
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>>886549
"That Kid"
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>>886548
why would you even want to, huh?
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>>886551
mmmm, yes I would love to spend some time with her

>>886552
hmmm, then I don't have much use for you
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>>886499
Well I guess this can't possibly end up causing a chain of drama
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>>886306
ahem
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>>886558
because rise has been my waifu for a long time
>tfw your waifu doesn't want to make sweet love
why live?
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>>886554
But Rhin is actually good.
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>>886571
Well, if you wanted me to I would suck a cock and clean up after someone fucks you...
I just really like to serve and give pleasure in whichever way I can, but I just don't think I have the capacity to be girly.
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>>886577
>tfw Tomoko ignored everyone except that D faggot that everyone hates

I'm glad D now stands for DEAD
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>>886586
sorry then anon, can't help the way I feel
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>>886558
I'd actually prefer to hatefuck/rape Rise and lick her tears while she's crying.
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>>886521
>He unzips his pants fishing his 7" long 3"thick cock
Is this good enough?
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>>886571
And finally what about a duo with another witch like Tharja ?
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>>886393
true enough

I've seen a couple decent performances but most are one line chumps with little detail and broken english

oh well, as long as people have fun
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>>886577
"Cebuzing posting"
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>>886549
Im right here anon dear
Hey, that rhymes
>>886572
Of course i cant, now what will it 8e?
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https://desustorage.org/trash/thread/876007/#877160
https://desustorage.org/trash/thread/862369/#866134

No if we can all agree to stop feeding the drama, it can end.

If Vriska just wanted to play, he could play another character, or hide on anon with no drama, but his goal is to cause drama.
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>>886515
>Being this baited
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>>886546
While his encouragement may be well-meaning, Asuka first reacts with a gulp, and then lapses back into a taut, strained tension around her lips. Her shoulders hunch up just a little before she can find her breathing again, and fall back to their tight hang after. "Don't say things like that...really."
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>>886587
His RP style was reminiscent of those people who RP'd like *enters the inn from the rafters* *watches everyone and drinks, waiting for some acknowledgement because I'm so bad-ass*
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>>886434
Oh boo, I bet you're all pent up, hmm?
>>886436
Now now.. Flattery will get you no where... But don't stop~
>>886473
Futa dmg is not easy to come by.. Not enough to make a folder out of...
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>>886593
no sorry, to be my slut you must be girly, I only use boy boys for quickies

>>886611
hmmm, maybe, i guess you can give it a shot
>she lays on her stomach on your bed
don't expect to get a rise out of me though

>>886616
she does look tasty, I guess i'd give it a shot
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>>886487
Miyafuji being mad that he isn't any good
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>>886587
Agreed
I've played with him sometimes it was great
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>>886634
Seems to be the theme these past two days.
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>>886530
It's obvious that you're proud where you are on it
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>>886608
that's rude! you're a meanie
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>>886643
I could try, but I may need some direction.
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