A GREAT AND POWERFUL ERP THREAD!
The not so great and powerful thread: >>869861
>>875926
I CAN'T DIFFERENTIATE YOU FROM AN ANON.
>Sobbing stops, poses for the camera, then continues to sob.
>>875928
WILL MY LEGS CHANGE THE WORLD FOR THE BETTER?
>I look at you with innocent eyes.
>>876007
I HONESTLY LAUGHED, TRIXIE! YA GOT ME!
>>876007
Ready to obey
>>875900 #
Hmm...
Never tried it; thought it was too sharp...
If I did; big that will be a tail to tell!
>>875912 #
Nope; just a punny one!
>>875915 #
>She felt shivers race up her body, as she held onto the anon, panting.
Oh yes, taste a kitty's favorite snack; her fishy...
>>875936 #
Trust me, I will get my Filia...
>>875972 #
>She giggles, proud at the anon at the pun.
Aw, thanks dearie! People like you are the cat's meow...
>She playfully kissed his cheek.
Kawaii
>>875901
"Are you getting hard? Trixie already said she isn't going to take care of that."
>>875906
"Trixie has an entire stadium filled to watch her!"
>>875935
"No."
>>875956
"What, tits? These are fake."
>>876040
>He hummed sending vibrations to her body, as he parts her pussy lips with his tongue and started to swirl inside her and moaning
>>875957
You're the one from last night?
>>876007
What this thread needs :
/ss/
/oppai/
/latex/
We be good if any one of them are in.
Can I cum tonight?
>>875974
I'm glad to hear you're doing well!
>He lets his hands rest flat on your legs, lightly tapping his fingertips on them.
It's good you've finally gotten the opportunity to relax after working so much. Your work seems to keep you really busy.
>He slowly nuzzles his own cheek against yours a bit.
But, now you're here, and you can relax! You're in good hands, Sangou! I'll make sure you have a very pleasant evening.
>>876052
... Wait, your tits are fake?
Listen to this while erping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkzTjGf4n8E
>>876016
>She was a bit shocked at his power, but she softly smiled, arms sliding up his sides to his shoulders.
Oh, anon...
Your cute, rosey colored slut is here...
>>876020
Eh? You never seen what goes on in those places?
>>876025
>She purrs lovingly as she hugged the anon and pressed her nude body against his.
Ah...anon; I could do this all day...
>>876052
E-eh? Really? They look so real though...
>>876040
>he let go of her chest to pull her pants down
you never picked a hole, do you just not care?
>>876040
> He blushes as he feels her warm lips touch his cheek...
Heh... Me-wow!
> He cocks his eyebrows up with sudden excitement... He looks at her and kisses her right in the center of her forehead...
>>876059
yeah, I was gonna frustrate the fuck out of you~
>>876073
They really do... At least I'm doing fine there though.
>Sangou turns his eyes to look at you, a tender look on his face while gently holding you to a closer proximity.
I'm sure that with you, Anon, any evening is great~ Hehe.
>He flashed a cheeky smile, a hand resting atop one of your own.
(Might have to leave for at least half an hour soon! I picked a bad time to return...)
>>876052
A STADIUM FULL OF NOBODY
>I pose and gain the audience's appeal.
>>876099
>he drops her red dess next to her
I'm so glad to hear that.
>with her arms on his shoulders, he puts his own around her small frame in an embrace as he leans down and presses his face into hers and connect their lips in a kiss
>his hands soon wander down her back to her ass where they grab a cheek each and squeeze
>>876031
Im so sorry mettaton, look at me, i promise this is me, i promise on my dead lusus and that stupid lawnring i have, and also equius and his dum8 killbots
>>876131
You sent a message right?
What's stopping you from picking that up again?
>>876099
>slowly runs his hand along her back letting it rest just above her butt.
So could I. I love the way you feel.
>>876146
(...I actually have to leave now. God dammit! I'll reply soon as I get back!)
>>876056
>She shuddered noticeably, tossing her head back in a moan.
F-fuck anon! Even when I too, you are still my master...
>>876112
>She paused, before shrugging.
Eh; whatever happens, happens...
>>876128
Oh, what a cute cat anon you are...
>She teased, before kissing his lips, stroking his cock with one hand and playing with his abs with the other...
>>876061
"Trixie has done latex before, though it has been a while!"
>>876086
>>876099
"Trixie knows! They are very convincing, aren't they? She paid a pretty penny for them!"
>>876147
"Nobody, but the most important people ever!"
>>876168
Hey!
I like your feet, can i touch them?
>>876147
The stadium emptied when she refused to fuck me.
>>876171
How about that...
I thought the Great and Powerful Trixie would've been naturally born with Great and Sexy Tits.
>>876099
Not necessarily. I know some lewd stuff goes on, but other than that I'm pretty ignorant of a lot of it. Am I missing something?
> He said with a concern look on his face...
My penis is here
>>876031
This is one problem even your legs can't fix.
The troll is unwilling to play properly with pictures because he is trolling the thread to get negative reactions and cause trouble. I wouldn't be surprised if he faked being an anon to upset you for lulz. The only solution is to ignore the troll until he gets bored, but if we don't ignore him, he will persist.
>>876159
I was waiting for your reply :p
then started shitposting as yoda = u=
>>876168
>He groaned and started to thrust his head back and forth, fucking her with his tongue as he looked at her eyes and grinned as she calls him master. He stepped back for a bit before grinning.
Then why dont you take master cock while are you at it. You arent the only one to have fun here
>HE said before starting againi to attack her pussy with his tongue
>>876160
>She softly purrs, nuzzling into the anon.
A-ah...and I love being petted anon...
>>876148
>Her legs wobble, just about ready to fall to her her knees, but she hugged her for protection anyway.
W-what a good anon you are...
>>876171
W-wow...
I want to look as big as you do one day miss!
>>876189
W-well...
>She pressed another hand on him.
That's what I love here...
>>876200
>>876157
I... I DON'T KNOW... WHY CAN'T WE...
>I wait dramatically.
...LET THE AUDIENCE DECIDE?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO METTATON'S NEWEST LOVE SHOW! "BREAKING HEARTS"!
>Audience claps
FOR OUR FIRST SEGMENT, WE'LL ASK SOME ANONS THEIR OPINION ON OUR RELATIONSHIP!
EVERYONE! VOTE HERE
http://strawpoll.me/6478780
>>876171
OH REALLY, LIKE >>876180 OVER HERE?
>>876174
Eh?
...Well, why not? Go ahead...
>>876217
Hey mettaton im going to 8e gone and ill come 8ack in 20 minutes, talk to no8ody that claims to 8e me, the perfect legged vriska
>>876184
"But then she wouldn't have her greatest tool: Her Great and Powerful Cock! It has gained it's own notoriety!"
>>876212
"Maybe one day you will! Trixie isn't sure how little pink racoons grow."
>>876217
"He wasn't important!"
>>876146
Jeez, Sangou, you're such a sweetheart!
>The hand not sitting under your own begins lightly stroking your thigh with its fingertips.
So, did you have any plans tonight? Or am I really the only thing you have to look forward to on your night off, hmm?
>He said this with an air of playfulness in his voice.
>>876165
(That's fine, no worries! I'll be here when you get back, feel free to reply when you return.)
>>876217
Mettaton, I need to tell you something
>>876168
>he pulls himself back admiring her sexy body, playing with her tail
spread those cheeks for me~
>>876212
(do you know what happened to the other cat?)
>>876234
Y-YES... GOLD 'FRO?
>>876228
AM I INVITED TO YOUR STADIUM?
>>876212
Oh yes, I'll be good to you, you sweet little thing.
>with her wobbly legs, he gently lays her down on the ground on her back
And enjoy you...
>he kisses her mouth a final time before planting kisses down her body, tracing a path over her breasts, down her belly, and inevitably reaching her panties which he pulls off slowly, sliding them down her legs
... a lot.
>>876204
>She was quivering in her legs as she was played with. She nodded as she eyed her master's cock.
Oh, of course dear! How selfish of me...
>She coo'd before she jerked him off with her right hand.
Ah...What a big boy you are!
>>876168
> He braces her grasp around his cock, his animal begin to kick in as she begins to feel up his body. His hands finally meet her ass as he begins to slap and squeeze it...
Thanks...
> he says as tries to get words out of his mouth as she kisses him...
I have a great pur-sonal teacher...
>>876249
"NO."
>>876249
Hmp, I forgot what I was going to say...
>>876197
Gay priest is also here.
>>876202
Gotcha back.
>>876212
> he places one hand around her ear, as if he's moving the hair out of her eyes
You loving being lewd?
> he says with excitement overcasting on him
>>876254
>He shiver in her hand as she was stroking him, he stoped using his tongue as he replaces with his giners, sliding two into her wet pussy and starting to pump into her
Mmmm its because of you you slutty cat
>>876212
>gently runs his hand along you back while puling you cose to him
I can feel you purr. It's making me hot.
Driven anyone off for not sharing your fetishes today, /erp/?
>>876264
DO YOU REALLY THINK SHE'D HURT ME THAT WAY?
>Acts sad, followed by a pose for the audience.
>>876272
DID THAT SHINY GOLDEN AFRO LIGHT ITSELF UP FOR YOUR IDEA?
>>876265
I'LL PAY EXTRA FOR IT...
>I do a sinister smile as I show you 1,000 bits pure.
>>875902
Nice~ That'll be a lot of fun.
>>876044
Cute
>>876330
She didn't even deny that she pretended to be an anon for the lulz just to watch you react last night.
>>876330
I think it's been quite long enough to see that no one other than the troll is voting yes, cause we all see through her.
>>876360
When did She say that?
>>876330
Mettaton, lettuce fuck now
>>876324
Only people who act like everyone can only do what THEY like get that treatment.
Who wants their phallus phlebotomized?
>>876400
Pick me! Pick me! I DO I DO I DO!!!
>>876331
Hopefully we'll play, although I'm really tired so I might end up snoozing soon
>>876377
She was accused of it and didn't deny it.
METTATON HERE! IT'S TIME FOR OUR MANDATORY BREAK TIME! FEEL FREE TO DISCUSS ABOUT MY LEGS!
>>876400
I'll take a member mouthing.
>>876400
Yes please
>>876414
You really are scraping the bottom of the barrel arent you
>>876400
I volunteer as a test subject.
>>876418
Did you know Mettaton's legs are so well polished you could forge a galaxy sword?
>>876330
"We aren't in Equestria, robot. Bits are useless to Trixie! Give her cash."
>>876438
Hello troll pretending to be a regular anon. I see you got one fake vote on the strawpoll.
The majority of this thread sees through you. Go troll someone else.
>>876454
Eh, nah, its fun to be here
>>876314
>She looked at him, smirking.
So what? Would you try and fuck me like a bitch if you are hot? Would you try and pull my quills while we moan our names of you do...
Because if so, I may be a bit naughty...
>>876292
Y-yes; yes I do anon...
>She looks eye to eye with him, hands folded.
I never felt this much attention before, and I love every bit I am getting here. Please...help me cum master!
>>876454
Actually, I just voted without reading any of the dialogue between them prior
>>876406
>>876428
>>876442
Weirdos.
>>876467
Who?
So i arrived 2 minutes early and all that 8ut mettaton is gone ::::(
Anyways, that 1 voter wasnt me, it was someone else, watch me get that to 2
>>876506
Your prom date you ugly sack of shit!
>>876311
>She purred in pleasures, humming as she was fucked by fingers.
Mmm...
I confess master; I came to you because I love cum! I am a slutty cat! I need a master to take me home with them and claim me...
>>876255
>She eagerly replies to his advances, moaning as she was slapped, softly chuckling.
Stop giving me lip and give me lip...
>>876546
>>876471
>>876490
Everyone here is smart enough to see your lies. You can give up now. k thnx bye.
>>876543
???
What's going on?
>>876497
I'm a very weird person
>>876497
I'M NOT BEING WEIRD, I'M NOT BEING WEIRD
>>876571
(Actually...
That was me. I never even saw dialogue between the two and just guessed..)
>>876482
>places both hands on your butt
Naughty, huh? I would love to see that.
>playfully smacks your ass
>>876567
Can I take off your head and put it in a blender and have your body still move around and shit like a headless chicken
>>876506
No idea who they were, they just seemed desperate for attention, and there was something about ragequitting one of the little chat room cliques in there.
20 minutes and the troll only got 3 friends to vote for him. Still not enough to beat the actual number of anions in this thread who have seen your BS before and want you gone.
>>876497
S-sorry; you were just so cute, that I decided to play along...
>>876567
>He grinned as he started to fuck her with his fingers faster, getting them real wet as he grins.
Mmmm Dont worry slut. I will take you and give you alll the cum you want
>>876617
give me a minute here
even google is having a hard time finding anyone who cares
>>876605
>She purred, leaning her ass into his hands as she was played with.
Oh, yes anon. Let that side out...
>>876593
While I appreciate the effort to make one of the troll's votes vote count, it's not necessary. Anyone he deceives in the future can simply look this up on desustorage and see the day the troll was exposed.
>>876639
Take all the minutes to get fake votes you like. You're wasting your time.
>>876617
>>876665
>>876671
People are just laughing at you now.
>>876661
>everyone who doesnt instantly worship me must be the one person against me
avatarfag detected
>>876611
I don't know; let's find out with you first!
>She places her hands on your arm's elbows, gripping them tight as she smirked at him...
>>876629
>She started moaning as she heard his promise
A-all I want...
All I gotta do, I surrender my body to you, and let you take me back to your home?
>>876681
Go away homestuck troll. You're caught. Everyone saw it. Quit shitting up our shitty thread.
>>876615
I see, I was hoping for some actual answers so I could laugh at whoever was involved.
>>876682
That's a nice kitty, that's a nice kitty...
>Trips on a bundle of sticks and escapes your grasp, but becomes tangled in a massive spider web
Well, isn't this a sticky situation I've gotten myself into...
>>876653
>She sits, straddled on the anon, as she eyed him lustfully
Oh anon...This setting is so romantic for this~
>>876665
Even this green frog man gets it, goddamn frogs
>>876695
Im not even sure what youre trying to do anymore?
>>876682
>He grins as he nodded at her and sucked a bit against her lip before telling her.
Mmm you will be my slutty and cute toy. I will take care of you just nice...Now cum for me you slut
>>876695
ok, i'll go, since there really is only one person other than you in these threads after all
the possibility that maybe two people want you to shut the fuck up isn't plausible
(Back!)
>>876233
Eheh~ Well... I wasn't really planning on doing anything else for tonight...
>His cheeks, once dusted a pale red, deepened by a few shades, becoming much noticeable now in return.
W-was looking forward to spend time with you though, if you'd like...
So, at this point, with the ample evidence, anyone who talks to the troll is likely guilty of being the troll?
>>876752
Yes.
I'M A NAUGHTY TOOTHBRUSH, I'M A NAUGHTY TOOTH BRUSH, I'M A NAUGHTY TOOTHBRUSH
>>876752
hahaHAHA you just got trolled by le epic 9gag army!11 we are anonymous we are legion expect us
>>876729
>She deeply blushed, lips slightly ajar, before they smiled at him, as she moaned.
O-oh, master...I will do it; I will be your toy to be used...I am your slut master!
>She declared, jiggling her breasts in one hand and fingering herself with the other, making her pussy wet and eventually coming
Oh! Master! Look at how much milk kitty spilled so she can be your pet!
>>876768
Now this is the type of post we can all agree on.
>>876643
(Love how this is going but I have to step away. Some shit just went down on my end. Sorry, Amy.)
>>876331
Cutest.
>>876732
Hmm...
>Though you can't see it, a slight smirk appears on his face, as both of his hands travel just under your top, to the hem of your shorts.
Tell me, Sangou, and be honest with me.
>The thumb from one hand hooks underneath both your shorts and your underwear, pulling them both upward so that his other hand can slip underneath, letting his fingertips trail slowly along your length.
...How long has it been? Since you last...y'know, took care of yourself down here~
>His voice had a slight playful, teasing air to it.
>>876712
I wish I knew, it feels like there's a hilarious story of someone autisming the fuck out in there somewhere, but no one seems to know or care enough to tell it.
>>876780
>he laughed as he takes a bit of her juices and points them towards her mouth before ordering
Lick good kitty...Mmmm it would be so nice to play with you from now on
(great rp. I wonder if you have some kind of contact info. Im sure this isnt the first time you get asked. Also is pretty late and I dont want to fall asleep on you)
>>876567
> He scoffs at her challenge and grins lusftfully
How about a tip instead of lip?
> He lays her down and rips off her top with his teeth... there, her tits flop out...
Beautiful...
> He begins to suck on her left tit as he rubs her clit softly...
Like this?
Oh sorry >>876780 for leaving, i had to do some stuff, but im back to touch your cute cat feet
>>876831
>She happily obliges, opening her mouth and sucking on the fingers.
Mmm...
I would love to be your pet anon...It will be so much fun~
(Thanks friend! And no, not yet. I will tomorrow, don't worry...
As for me...I may actually sleep soon to, heh..)
So what do you guys do to stay up late
>>876870
Live in different time zones.
>>876802
H-hey, you...
>Sangou's words fell into shambles, crumbling once you had began touching his more... intimate, spots.
Ah... N-not since our last time.
>He piped up quickly, covering his lips with a hand to try and mask his embarrassment. It didn't really help, though- seeing as his face was bright as a turnip by then.
>>876869
(Yeah lets get some sleep. I hope seeing you tomorrow. Have a good night sweetie)
>>876719
> He interlocks his hands with hers and looks her in her eyes...
Its very pretty. But not as pretty as you are Miss Amy...
>>876821
the tldr is a boring beta whining fuck joined the discord, got asspained that people didnt love him despite giving no reason to, kept bitching so much the moderators got to the point of deleting his posts, then ragequit when he got told not to interrupt other peoples rps with his bitching
>>876889
(...wait, how did I confuse radishes for turnips.)
>>876908
that sounds like bullshit. it sounds like you got everyone to antagonize him because you're the attention whore
Is the anon gone?
Does anyone want an actual 8lowjo8 that i will actually give and not just leave 8ecause thats what i do?
>>876889
Oh no, that long?
>He said with a mocking distress in his voice, his mouth still curled into that playful grin.
Oh my, that just won't do, will it? All pent up like that...I'm just going to have to help you out, aren't I?
>His free hand slid your clothing down along your hips, just enough to expose your dick and balls. He then used that hand to cup and massage your balls gently, as his other slowly peeled back your foreskin, exposing your head.
Of course, you've been looking forward to this, haven't you? Be honest, now...
>>876883
I DO I DO I DO!!!
>>876939
I DO I DO I DO!!!
>>876889
Are you all filled up for the night? Or are you taking newcummers?
>>876961
Okay!
>>876939
Still waiting for dawn... lol
>>876955
Ooh, of course i will anon, or do you want anything else, im feeling really generous right now
>>876939
You look very cute enough.
I may be interested...
>>876987
Kill yourself
>>876987
Fuck off no one wants you here.
>>876987
I WANT A BLOWJOB, AND IF THE SPECIAL AT MCDONALD'S IS STILL ON, I WANT A TRIO AND SOME SWEET AND SALTY CHOCOLATE BALLS
UHH, I NOW REALIZE THAT POLL WAS PROBABLY THE BIGGEST MISTAKE IN MY CAREER, BUT KEEP GOING, DARLINGS! MY RATINGS ARE SKYROCKETING!!!
>>876908
What was their name?
>>877023
He's here to cause drama.
>>876972
Oh no, will anon be sucking his own dick, and me sucking anon, who is me?
>>877002
>>877003
Ok!
>>877000
Interested in what anon, tell me?
>>877012
Are you saying you want my 8ulge after a 8lowjob or what
>>877029
Hey there love, hope you dont mind me sucking a few anon dicks
>>877040
it was "Spare" but he used some stupid ascii characters for the a and e
>>877029
You have my vote like always, Mettaton!
>>876961
(Goddammit. My bad.)
>>876960
Hmm? I mean... I guess that won't be too bad, if you're fine with me.
>>876942
I didn't have time to... let off some steam. So I had to hold back...
>He squirmed ever so slightly whilst being touched, the breaths that escaped from his lips ragged and shaky.
I... w-would be lying if I denied that.
>>877029
Stay strong, Mettaton. Don't feed the troll and some day it will lose interest. Not tonight, but soon.
>>877052
huh, i thought i didnt see him around anymore, i wondered why he was there to begin with desu...
>>877047
I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY COCK, AND BUY ME A TRIO AT MCDONALDS AS WELL AS BUY ME SOME, IF THE SALE IS STILL ON, SWEET AND SALTY CHOCOLATE BALLS
>>877043
No. That would be you.
>>877064
unless he was doing a lot in private messages or something i dont know either
>>877079
We all see through you. Just quit.
>>876752
Eh, I guess. Not concrete logic but whateves. Plus, we attack at dawn.
>majority of the thread is one guy's crusade to drive another person away
Guess >>876324 was right after all.
>>877094
>dawn.
>>877088
Nice one. Just keep refusing to accept that you're the problem here.
SO THE CROWD IS KINDA OVERFLOWING WITH DRAMA TONIGHT, SO I'D LIKE TO KINDLY ASK FOR IT TO STOP. MY RATINGS ARE STARTING TO FALL BECAUSE OF IT!
>>877047
FEEL FREE TO, I'M NEVER SATISFYING ANYONE'S SEXUAL NEEDS ANYMORE.
>>877053
YEP, VOTES. HOPE YOU VOTE FOR MY PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN IN 20XX.
>>877086
>>877060
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE, SO I'LL JUST KEEP DOING MY THING.
>>877086
ADMIRE MY LEGS, DARLING.
>>877102
Is that now?
>>877100
Jut trying I get rid of the drama troll
>>877113
We all see though it, troll.
>>877117
"They were always falling!"
What the fuck is going on in this thread
>>877124
By becoming one yourself? Nice.
>>877113
I was. But the game is over now.
I'll be honest with you. What's a "vriska 8lowjo8"?
>>877117
>20xx
>shines repeatedly
>>877117
If you stop responding to the troll, it will end. Vriska is here to cause drama and get attention. You have the power to end it. Just don't comment on her posts at all.
>>877087
I was, or would've been if people didn't keep saying "you're too vanilla" and never replying again. And there WAS more to the story, but none of you fucks are worthy of hearing it at this point.
>>877128
A home stuck is causing drama
>>877117
Mettaton, please reply to this with one of your posts 8efore you took a 8reak, like i did
And post somewhere i can contact you so we sort this out without all the hoof8eastshit
>>877134
A 8lowjob, 8ut from me!
>>877156
>a home stuck posted and i dont like it so i'm causing drama and blaming them for it
ftfy
>>877054
Hehe, admitting such a perverted thing so freely, huh?
>He softly pinches the head of your cock between his thumb and index finger, stroking it by opening and closing the pinch gently, causing his thumb to stroke itself along the broad front of your glans.
It must have been really tough, huh? Having to work so many days, unable to get any alone time...but don't worry, I'm here now~
>He brings his lips to your ear, breathing hot air against them, his lips just brushing themselves against your lobe.
>>877128
Build a wall to keep out, Vriska the troll, Donald.
Oh just fucking stop this, guys.
PLEASE STOP THE DRAMA. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'M STRESSED OUT AND WE ALREADY DROVE THE ERPERS AWAY FROM THIS THREAD! MAKE IT STOP!!!
>>877126
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE HORNY HORSE. I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED SIGNED AUTOGRAPHS AND I WAS TOP OF MY CLASS IN MY ACTING SCHOOL. AS WE SPEAK MY ARMY OF PAPARAZZIS ARE TRACKING YOU DOWN TO TAKE EMBARRASSING PICTURES OF YOU. DO YOU THINK YOUR LITTLE INSULT WAS CLEVER? I WILL MAKE IT RAIN MONEY AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. MARK MY FABULOUS WORDS. YOU'RE GETTING ROASTED, KIDDO.
>>877054
I'm cool with you. Wanna give me a hand here dear?
>>877100
It's so dumb. Yeah, that person is an annoying piece of shit but how hard is it to ignore someone instead if shitting up the thread further?
>>877169
The only way to stop it is to stop feeding it.
>ignore vriska posts
>>877160
Oh. Sure! Then can we attack?
(I don't know why I keep milking that reference.)
>>877211
Stop feeding the troll.
>>877150
if you hadnt samefagged about yourself for days no one would even have noticed you'd gone dude
ALRIGHT GUYS I WOULD LIKE TO PUBLICLY APOLOGIZE TO ALL THOSE WHO WERE AFFECTED BY TONIGHT'S DRAMA. IT'S NOT ENTIRELY MY FAULT, BUT I SOMEHOW STARTED IT REGARDLESS. I AM SORRY FOR RUINING YOUR NIGHT OF LEWD DESIRES.
>>877218
>Stop replying to the one person actually ERPing
ftfy
>>877230
No one blames you. We blame the homestuck troll stuck in his home trolling.
>>877150
how the hell are you too vanilla
what are your fetishes m8?
>>877211
Eh, leave them alone, a while ago when i stopped posting the guy shut up, so thats a solution
>>877193
Mettaton please, i need to talk to you seriously withou all this bullshit, im being serious, i even stopped talking the way i normally talked, we can stop interacting and all that if you want, i just need your opinion
>>877239
Just stop.
I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ASK OF EVERYONE TO STOP ACCUSING THE OTHER OF STARTING THE DRAMA. NOBODY IS GETTING KICKED OUT, ALRIGHT? NOW PLEASE, WE ALREADY HARMED THIS THREAD ENOUGH. LET'S STOP IT.
>>877193
>>877230
"YOUR POPULARITY IS SLIPPING! TRY NOT O SUCCUMB TO DRUG ADDICTION!" Trixie throws her smokebombs on the floor and runs away.
>>877239
to be fair if you arent into over the top violent loli-rape bdsm on there you're too vanilla by their standards
>>877256
Gotcha. 8ro fist 8ump?
>>877263
Let the shitstorm settle on it's own
>>877150
How does it feel to know even drama about you gets ignored by the majority?
>>877256
Remember when you stopped posting for a little while, and there was no drama?
Notice anything about who it was that stopped posting to cause that?
>>877279
Aww, youre talking like me, that so cute anon
>>877167
If I admit it to you, t-then, it should be fine, right...?
>Sangou's hands slowly fell to his sides, digits trembling while he got teased without any mercy. He let out his quiet moans then, along with his guard lowering.
Ah... I n-need as much assistance as you can give, Anon...
>>877195
Hum... Well, sure, anon. What do you need to be helped with?
FUCKING STOP THIS MADNESS! I WILL STOP POSTING FOREVER IF YOU ALL DON'T SHUT UP! STOP BEING MEAN TO VRISKA, REGARDLESS OF WHAT SHE DID OR DIDN'T DO! STOP IT! PLEASE GUYS, WE CAN ALL BE FRIENDS! STOP THIS MADNESS!!!
Is being too vanilla a bad thing?
>>877293
And it's exactly what you want you cancer.
>>877293
Can you die in a fire pls?
>220 posts
>25 unique IPs
Oh...
>>877300
Don't do that, Mettaton. If you defend Vriska she'll never stop. You're encouraging her drama.
>>877311
>tfw one of those are you posting once in the past 5 hours
>>877300
There is no vriska, there is only troll.
>>877311
Drama...
>mfw never getting to erp via email
>>877300
Fuck you too.
>>877341
What's wrong with skype
>>877345
Don't talk to Mettaton like that, troll. The rest of us like him.
>>877329
Hey how are you?
I am nice and comfy in bed
>>877355
All communities have their own drama
>>877288
Business as usual, noone ever goes out of their way to talk to me except to tell me I'm wrong about something anyway.
>>877355
Anzu didn't do anything senpai.
But this fucking drama needs to stop
>>877371
So you just want someone to talk to?
>>877355
>dubs confirmed me
I suppose so, although I've been mostly lurking and watching AGDQ
>>877360
I'm doing fine senpai~ I'm really tired and have been lazying about and thinking about napping for the past me being awake. Hows your night so far?
I miss Nue. At least her drama was somewhat entertaining. This is cancer.
>>877346
[spoiler]nothing, but too lazy to create one[/spoiler]
Alright, seein as how the anon that h8s me is never going to stop and is now hurting mettaton, im going to stop posting as vriska, ill still be here, 8ut i won't 8e her anymore, or until shit settles down
Ps.i hope i reach meme-tier someday
>>877383
I did want to join in at first, but everyone in that chat's into stuff that's basically insta-turnoff for me, and once that was removed the amount of people I wanted to hang out and chat with dropped pretty dramatically.
>>877394
Hi, Nue.
>>877404
>thinking it's just one
>>877387
Its early morning in Europe
But I am pretty good so far.
>>877297
>His smirk widened into a full grin at your words. You could even hear a titter escape as an exhale through his nose, against your ear.
So cute...how could I ever say no to someone as adorable as you when you say it like that?
>He wraps his hand around your length, enveloping it completely. His fingers squeeze you, holding it tight, while his thumb starts flicking itself along your glans quickly.
Tell me, Sangou. Do you want me to stroke your cute little dick, hmm? Do you want me to milk all the cum you've saved up from it? I want to hear you say it...
>He whispered this into your ear, before his lips sink themselves into your ear lobe, nibbling it slowly.
>>877402
And you just can't stop posting/trolling.
Leave and email so you can troll/RP there. instead of here.
>>877412
Clarify.
>>877405
Then why the fuck are you crying so much about this one having drama?
>>877405
I am a new IP maybe even 2 because I moved from wifi to 4G...
to be honst i tried following this
but i cant actually see what the "drama" everyone's talking about even is
only thing i can see is someone doesnt like someone else's character or something
>>877355
>MFW Shit Talk and shill is drama free
>MFW you're gayer then a gay kid pretending to be a little girl, begging for cock
NIGGA how are you gayer then a guy trina be a little girl?? BAKA DESU oniifam
>>877404
What are you into
>>877405
Right now, its Paper Mario probably for another hour and a half so its a little slow. I sorta like the route though but I'm not sure I'll finish it
>>877417
>Taps her forehead and makes a silly noise
Silly me always forgetting about timezones~ That's nice, you got some hot tea while you relax?
>>877430
Ay, wanna get friendly?
>>877402
Your rampant trolling has made your vrska character impossible to play here. You'll never live down the trolling you caught caught doing, and the intentional hurting of Mettatton you also got caught doing. If you ever troll us again, which I know you will, it will have to be as someone new. You've tainted homestuck too much.
Fuck this crying. Who wants their rod relieved?
>>877434
tldr: A homestuck showed up to troll/dramabait, got caught hard, and won't leave.
>>877434
you bug everyone who posts in erp threads for 3days straight for a shekel and they hate you for it
nigga I just wanted a shekel
>>877459
Go back to HG and shitpost there.
>>877452
I'll take a Trouser snake Teasing.
>>877459
and someone thought the way to kill a troll-attentionwhore was to feed it more attention?
christ, who let the amateurs in here
S m h=BAKA T b h=DESU
>>877467
Just because you've lurked long enough to know HG is our rival doesn't make you one of us, homestuck.
>>877418
(This is getting out of hand; think we can continue in e-mail?)
>>877452
c-can you suck mine? >// <
>>877443
Just by looking at you I decide to say no.
>>877442
I can get some senpai, being in bed is too good for now. If I had someone to cuddle with it would've been better
>>877472
THANK YOU FOR CLARIFYING THAT TO OUR NON JAPANESE VIEWERS.
>>877452
Whack my willy
>>877476
Not everyone is your current target.
>>877440
To be honest at the moment nothing at all due to ending up in a depression phase, I only came here to post because someone I actually like told me people were talking about me.
>>877481
(Yeah, that's fine if you prefer it, though I feel like we're directly contributing to countering the shitposting by keeping our ERP here, lol. It's up to you though, I'm fine with either or.)
>>877452
Tittilate my torpedo, bby.
>gross Jew still faceposts
Glad I'm not posting tonight
This guy taking to himself?
Hope everyone is having a pleasant evening
>>877506
Say the thing. Do it.
>>877496
I don't think fetishes are supposed to change based on your mood but whatever senpai
>>877487
I know the feel senpai, if you want I could snuggle up with you and get cozy but I'll fall asleep quickly~
Can someone bully my dick. please?
>>877506
buttholes are disgusting and if you can get hard at all when its in the picture then you are a
>>877520
>he thinks you cant be in the mood for different things on different days
>>877516
HEY THERE SKELLY, I'M AFRAID WE'RE HAVING SOME ISSUES, BUT WE'RE ALL FINE!
>>877544
Still <3 you.
>>877537
LITTLE
>>877489
I wanna know the other filters too
>>877487
WOW not even gonna get to know meme
MFW I'm secretly anzu
>>877507
YEAH nigger you wanna go?
>>877541
You can be into something and not want it at that moment.
I'm not going to argue with you on this any more so don't bother responding.
>>877537
>The magic caster blasts your cock with GREATER BULLY
>>877544
We're always having issues. As long as everyone has fun i suppose it's all good.
>this thread right now
>>877537
Gross.
>>877529
Oh... But a sleepy you can still cuddle.
>>877563
Sure, you are securely anzu.
>>877584
Oh, Shinka is just the perfect kind of girl for this.
>>877504
(I feel like once it's "over" people will shift their angerboners to the ones staying true to the thread topic, i.e. us, but oh well. Let's keep going!)
Haahn... T-that's...
>Arching his back, Sangou let out a stuffed moan every so often, each time your hand went up and down along his- remarkably unimpressive- length, which was beginning to leak a clear, slick honey due to the stimulation.
Please, d-do it, anon...
>With hitched breaths, he shut his eyes and let himself succumb to the pleasure.
>>877566
>>877585
I'll just hop right to it then if you don't mind senpai~
>She lazily crawled up your bed and plopped herself next to you, wiggling underneath the covers
Mhmm...so warm!
>>877555
NIGGER
>>877649
FOR
>>877610
what is this i dont even
>>877607
>He lifts his hand up, bringing his palm to up the very tip of your cock. He starts to rock his wrist around in a circle, spreading and smearing your pre as it drips out all along your glans. He starts slow at first, focusing on coating your head in your own liquid. Once this is done though, his wrist speeds up, greatly increasing the pace at which his palm slides along your tip, while his fingertips work themselves against your head's underside.
No no, Sangou, that won't do at all. I told you, you have to say it. "Please milk my cute little dick for all of its cum with your hands, anon". You have to say it just like that, or all I'll do is keep teasing you like this, and I'll never let you finish.
>He parts his lips to bite down on your ear lobe with his teeth, but only gently, using little pressure.
Cute RP > ERP
>>877688
Agreed
>>877688
That's fire you're playing with anon
A lot of anons have spoken out against non ERP RP
>>877688
Cute ERP>Cute RP
>>877688
>He doesn't Cute ERP.
>>877585
Nah I'm not you got me
BUT Why you gotta be so mean? I just wanted to talk
>>877701
Also agreed
sjw
>>877622
Y-Yeah it's very warm here
>She hugs you from behind and slowly pets your head
>>877706
I not mean, just cold.
Will ERP thread get >>877777 ?
>>877729
because caring about post numbers more than post content was the one kind of autism missing
>>877729
no
HG thread will get >>877777
>>877729
>caring about GETs
>it is the current year
>>877729
No
>>877749
Welcome back.
>>877725
>She hummed happily feeling you embrace her from behind, curling up against you and let out a sigh as you caressed her hair
Wow...you're really cozy senpai~
Yo, guys. I know I've only been here for a couple weeks but I think it'd be best to actually make my leave official instead of some mystery.
I've been having some issues with a lot of things IRL, and ERP isn't really helping.
So, I'm probably quitting. Just wanted to make that clear instead of disappearing into nowhere.
Later, guys. Keep being based.
-D
>>877749
DMG please use your big tits and ass to fix the thread. Suck all the whiny anon's cocks so they shut up.
>>877757
Take care, Rin.
>>877757
Thank God.
>>877749
This get is my gift to you
>>877757
>Yo, guys. I know I've only been here for a couple weeks
Bye, impostor.
>>877757
>Never got to play sex chess with D
Feels bad
>>877757
-D will never be gone from /trash/
I'll be watching all of you clones...
You all better behave...
-D
>>877755
Good to be back
>>877767
I don't suck Whiny cock
>>877779
You tried
>>877774
WAIT -D was rhin??
>>877715
>moans lovingly
>>877789
What about tiny cock?
>>877789
But why don't you suck whiiiiiineeeeey cock?
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :(
>>877800
No, they're different people.
>>877789
H-hello miss DMG
>sweats a bit, pulling on my collar
>>877789
That's one lewd outfit
>>877715
A lot goes on actually. Like this one with Sangou and anon. Cute as hell.
An actual RP thread
for you non lewdies
>>877821
>>877686
Mmh, you're m-mean...
>He pouted, before breaking into moans, his hips rocking back and forth with each motion you made with your hand to stroke and tease him, both his member and his ear.
P-please, milk my cute little dick for all of its cum... w-with your hands, anon...
>A tad more of the clear fluid dripped from Sangou's tip, gradually increasing because of your movements.
>>877804
Tiny cock? Not in me.
Might play with them with my feet..
>>877806
Stop crying. Bitch <3
>>877815
Hey sweetie~ Is someone a little worried?
>>877822
You like it?
>>877855
N-no, just nervous...you're so beautiful and all...
>>877855
Well I have a 4 inch one here if you want it
>>877806
Whiny dicks get to suck dicks.
>>877855
You sure you gotta bother with clothes with an outfit like that?
>>877855
Of course. You look good in anything. You look even better in things that show off your body.
>>877855
Oh hey, you're back! How are you? I was anon that's on his day off.
>>877876
Can I fuck you, Ryoku?
>>877864
Who? Me? Oh please, I'm not that beautiful...
>>877865
4 inch and you call it a cock?
How sad... You should hide that thing in a nice tight pair of panties.
>>877876
It covers my nipples...
>>877887
How about my nurse costume? Do I look good in this?
>>877890
Oh hi~ I'm fine, just played a few games, had a few duels. How're you?
>>877904
Hnnng
>he immediately tries to cover his pants
You're the prettiest, miss!
>>877904
W-well, I'm not very girl so I might look stupid in them.
>>877891
Depends. You mind catchin' till you're a whimpering little mess?
>>877904
Hey I wasn't complaining...
>>877904
It shows less skin but the way it wraps around your body more than makes up for it. I'd get myself sick just to see you wear that more.
>>877929
Fine by me, do I get to dress up in girls clothes?
>>877851
>He could hardly contain himself as he heard your words, as a quiet giggle escaped his lips.
Good boy! So obedient, doing what I tell him to. I wonder just how far you'd be willing to go for me...
>His palm slides back down along your length, slick with your precum, before wrapping itself around it once more. This time, he squeezes his hand tight around you and begins stroking you with his whole hand, keeping his thumb pointed upward to slide along your glans each time it popped up through his fingers. He keeps a steady pace, not teasingly slow, but not particularly quick, either.
...Do you think we should find out?
>He parts his lips, letting the tip of his tongue poke out so he can trail it up your earlobe, dragging it upwards at an agonizingly slow pace.
(Replies will probably be slow for about an hour, I need to take care of something.)
>>877937
>get to
>>877957
That a problem?
>>877904
DMG doesn't like fucking betas
No, she wants to be dominated by an alpha
>>877914
Oh please~ I am not~
Don't hide it honey. I already know you're rock hard~
>>877924
Oh nonsense~
Pair of panties, a nice skirt, some make up. a cock in your mouth. You'd look great!
>>877929
Okay, little miss lewd <3
>>877934
Aren't you a sweetheart~
Glad you like my cute little outfit <3
>>877959
>That a problem
>>877966
Well duh.. and picking on tiny cocked betas is fun too <3
NOW THAT EVERYONE'S CALMED DOWN, HOW'S EVERYONE DOING?
>>877967
>he nods and pulls his hands away, his throbbing cock obvious
Y-you are the prettiest though...
Hello, everyone, how are you all?
>>877989
I'm doing quite fine, errr... I don't believe I've gotten your name? I am Jiro.
>>877989
Just ate some lunch, so, pretty good. You any better?
>>877989
Pretty great.
>>877989
Glad to have you back, host with the most.
>>877937
I bet you think you'd look adorable. I like girls adorable. If you got a dick I need you to put up at least a bit of a fight.
>>877967
Starting to get excited with all the showing off?
>>877989
Let us never speak of that unpleasantness again, and hope none involved ever return.
>>877994
>Smiling she leans down, getting a better look at the bump under your pants, poking it a few times
Did I do this anon?~
>>878023
No!....Maybe... yes....
>>877297
(sorry for the late response)
Idk, I'm kinda having troubles falling a sleep. Mind helping me take the edge off?
>>877989
I'm kind of wondering what the story was with that "Spare" guy but not enough to bother going to find out.
>>878035
Y-yes you did
>shuffles a bit as you're near it
>>877975
Can you pick on my tiny cock too?
>>878035
If I were more awake I'd have a hard time not jumping you.
Give you a taste of how hot you're getting me with your little show.
>>878023
I'll try, but lets be honest, I just want your cock in my sissy asshole
>>878008
WELL HELLO THERE, GORGEOUS.
>>878012
I SUPPOSE I GO A LITTLE HEATED OVER THE DRAMA.
>>878015
THAT PHRASE, WHAT DOES IT MEAN BY MOST? MOST LEGS?
>>878054
SPARE? HERE'S SOME.
>>878097
You do not have the most legs. Probably some giraffe does. But you, Mettaton, have the best legs. Your legs are so amazing per cubic centimeter that even larger legs are less awesome.
>>877956
I d-don't know... If it'll make you happy though, Anon... s-sure.
>Sangou, with a small sliver of saliva dripping down onto his chin, uttered all kinds of pleased sounds, ranging from little whimpers to more vocal moans. Each motion, tease and stroke and all, caused his shaking and moaning to intensify, and his penis' sensitivity to slowly build up. The poor boy never bothered covering up his mouth, for he was, quite evidently, enjoying himself all too well. Truth be told, he really did want this.
(That's cool, anon! No worries.)
>>878037
(It's fine, don't worry.)
Hmm...
Well, I could try; how would you like me to help, anon?
>>878097
"G-gorgeous"?! You flatter me.
>>877904
Just playing league eating really bad nachos.
What games did you play?
>>878097
I can understand why. I'm sorry you had to go through that.
But what's good is that it's all over... for now.
I-I think I'm ready to try this again...
>>878140
Hopefully in the future, everyone will just shut the dramabaiters. If no one responds to them, they get bored and leave. It can take days, but eventually they move on to where they successfully get attention.
>>878097
I think he was one of the avatarfags or something, no one seems to want to give up any detail, or they're just ignoring him through standard Attentionwhore Protocols.
>>878165
>standard Attentionwhore Protocols
^
We need to stick to that more strictly next time.
>>878086
Start off begging? That's no fun.
>>878115
LOOK AT IT! IT CAN SHATTER DIAMONDS.
>>878148
WHOAAAAAA THERE.
WHO BROUGHT THIS CUTIE IN?
>>878127
FUNNY, YOU REMIND ME OF AN OLD FRIEND. ENJOY YOUR STAY, BEAUTIFUL.
>>878140
IT'S ALRIGHT ANON, HOPEFULLY I CAN MAKE IT UP TOMORROW WITH A SHOW.
>>878165
I DON'T KNOW, HE SOUNDS LIKE A MERCIFUL GUY!
>BA DUM TSS
>>878177
It'll be fun when you're balls deep inside me
>>878181
Looking forward to a drama-free tomorrow
>>878174
That's why I'm confused, it's being followed for one person but not another.
Although why I'm surprised at people on the internet being inconsistent bordering on hypocrisy I'll never know.
>>878122
>He brings his head down, moving his mouth from your ear to your neck, planting several soft suckles on it.
Well, since you're being so good today, I'll go easy on you this time. How about something easy?
>He gently sinks his teeth into your flesh, but only enough for you to feel it.
I want you to tell me what you think of when you touch yourself. In detail. I want to hear all of it. Leave nothing out.
>He keeps his hands pace on your length consistent and unrelenting. It's just quick enough for you to enjoy it, but not so fast as to send you over the edge.
If you can do that for me, I promise I'll let you cum~
>>878181
I thank you for your kind words. Would you mind telling me about said friend and perhaps yourself, if that wouldn't be too much trouble?
>>878211
WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M JUST A HOST WITH REALLY NICE LEGS. YOU REMIND ME OF A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE, RHIN. SHE GOT BULLIED OUT OF THE THREADS, YET SHE WAS ONE OF THE NICEST PEOPLE.
>>878194
LET'S HOPE, DARLING.
>>878077
Well, I guess I can't give her my 3rd load of the day
>>878181
H-hi there
I'm Peridot...
>She holds her hands behind her back, sweating and trying her best to look sexy
Who are you?
>>878266
Can I fuck your asshole?
>>878248
Next time we shall all observe standard Attentionwhore Protocols and the dramabaiters will have no one to talk to. No anons, no characters, no one. Then we can enjoy some nice wholesome violence and glamour in peace.
>>878248
Oh, is that so? That's incredibly tragic. My heart goes out to this Rhin. Perhaps they'll return one day?
>>878148
Hi Peridot! How are you today?
>>878122
Mhm... How about you give me a lap dance, then transition into a blow job. Could that be possible?
>>878279
Okay, we'll start with you, then.
>>878201
Haahn... I r-really have to?
>Unable to keep a clear mind, considering his thoughts had been completely befouled by such dirty thoughts instigated by your actions and words, Sangou felt himself slowly reaching his peak. Soon he'd reach the absolute. He has to admit now, the boy thought.
I a-always think of... mm... a nice, dashing and handsome man, thrusting into me and holding me close and tight, like a treasure... A-and he pelts me with gentle kisses, stroking me at the same time...! I didn't think it could come true...
>>878322
Sounds great, as long as it's consistent next time.
>>878313
I'm not very confident with my dancing skills, but... It won't hurt to try, I guess. How should I start it off though?
>Trump waltzes in after a long day of campaigning and plops down on his leather recliner with a loud sigh. He props his feet up on the coffee table and with what little strength he has left he leans forward and removes both of his shoes with a loud "Plop!" as they fall onto the hardwood floor. Now that his feet are finally free from their prison after such an exhausting day, he wiggles his toes to stretch and air them out.
Aaaah.. Much better...
Now if only someone would give ol' Trump a foot massage..
>>878266
DARLING, I AM THE IDOL EVERYONE CRAVES. I SEE YOU MUST BE THE STAR EVERYONE LOVES, RIGHT?
>>878279
THAT'S A PLAN, UNLIKE MY FINANCE EXPENSES!
>BA DUM TSS
>>878285
THAT'S A HAPPY THOUGHT. WE NEED MORE OF THOSE.
>>878365
I'M ACHING FOR A LEG MASSAGE AS WELL, MR TRUMP. MIND IF I TAKE THIS SEAT NEXT TO YOU?
Now there's only traps and trolls.
>>878365
No problemo esé.
>>878405
Nothing wrong with traps
>>878389
I wholeheartedly agree. You speak of this Rhin in high regard. I would like to meet them myself one day.
>>878326
Oh my, are you calling me dashing and handsome, Sangou?
>He plants a trail of kisses up your neck, up to your chin.
Since you did as I asked like a good boy, and in such a flattering way too, I'll go ahead and give you the release you've been waiting days for.
>Suddenly you feel his hand increase in speed greatly, as he begins stroking your length as fast as his hand will allow, putting absolutely all of his energy into it. His other hand leaves your balls, coming up to your head and pushing it, tilting it towards him so that you're facing him. He leans forward so that he's face to face with you, looking right into your eyes. You can feel his hot, shaky breathing on your skin as he pants lightly.
Go ahead, Sangou. You're welcome to cum right in my hand, whenever you want. I won't stop or slow down until you do, okay?
After he says this, he leans in closer, planting his lips firmly against yours and not letting go.
ADMIT IT ADMIT IT
>>878008
Why hello there
not really in a naughty mood, but since you're here I thought I'd say hi
>she giggles
>>878035
DMG you got a cock I can suck?
>>878476
Ahh, hello there, Angelisa~
>he gives her a gentle nuzzle
That's perfectly alright and I am deeply grateful of you taking the time to say hello to me. How are you?
>>878389
Please do, Nii-san. I hope we can find someone willing.. My socks are pretty damp for standing all day~
>>878411
How did you get over my wall, you filthy Mexican?!
>>878363
Start off small, maybe lead me to a couch and have me sit down. Then slowly rub your tight ass against my crotch?
>>878496
Si, Si mi amigo. There is no wall yet, so here I am.
>>877293
Ya, I enjoy the chaos and other shit. lol
>>878301
Not great....today I officially became a traitorous clod to my homeworld...looking for something to take my mind off it all, ya know?
>>878520
Hey, you didn't tell me whether or not I could fuck your butthole
>>878443
THEY TO COME BACK, THEY NEED TO AT LEAST KNOW THEY HAVE ONE FAN.
>>878496
>I take a seat next to you, raising my clean boots on the table.
SO HOW'S LIFE, MR TRUMP? BUSY AS USUAL?
>>878520
WANNA HAVE SOME FUN, PERI?
>I slowly take out a Chess board.
>>878528
>She grunts and swallows, sticking her little tush out a bit
Lucky you I'm not in the mood for long-winded nonsense...
>>878174
Just going to remind everybody of this post.
We're doing good so far.
>>878534
>he smacks you butt and starts pulling your panties off
>>878405
welcome to what happens when people shitstorm their drama all over the place
anyone that was only borderline on being here decides its not worth the effort
>>878532
...I'm not entirely opposed to this
>>878545
>She disinterestedly grunts and crosses her arms, leaning over a table and allowing to do as you please...
>>878559
What drama was going on? I've been away and haven't been on this thread in a while. It's felt a lot less active/fun lately. What happened?
>>878512
Well you better believe you're getting DEPORTED when I become President of the United States. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. Until then, how about you rub my feet?
>>878532
Yeah, just came back from a massive rally. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
How about you, Nii-san?
>Trump rests his hand on your thigh nonchalantly and pats it a few times
>>878575
>he leaves your panties around your ankles and starts playing with your asscheeks
You've got a nice one here
/v/ THREADS GIVING ME FEELS.
GOOD NIGHT, DARLINGS.
>>878582
someone was asspained he missed out on playing with someone and tried to make it their fault by force of will
and something about one of the discord fags ragequitting that no one will give any more info on
>>878456
Mmph...!
>The build-up leading to his orgasm was a tremendous one. His entire body trembling, hips erratically rocking back and forth, Sangou's penis throbbed and shot out several, pent-up ropes of his cum. Debilitated by the sheer force of his climax, he was only able to moan into your mouth, shivers running along his spine quick.
Hnn... Ngh!
>>878504
Then...
>He takes your hand coyly, with a spring to his step. In a sprightly fashion, he slowl brought you to the couching, seating you with your legs spread, groin exposed.
Like that, no?
>>878582
Don't ask, it will just give the lurking dramabaiters a chance to tell you "their version."
>>878590
Sweet dreams, Mettaton.
>>878489
>she giggles and shudders
that makes me happy to hear that
I hear that you're doing alright which is nice
>>878590
IF ANYONE ASKS
>>878629
Video games unite us all.
>>878590
Good night. Hm, what a nice person.
>>878616
And of course you being here makes things that much better~
>>878593
(I'm finished with what I was doing, so you have my full attention now.)
>His hand slows down a bit as he feels you begin to ejaculate. As you do, his tongue parts your lips, invading your mouth and slithering up against your own tongue. His hand is quickly coated with your fluid along with your cock. As the sticky cream gets rubbed into your length, a slow wet sound fills the room, getting slower along with his hand as he rides out your orgasm. Once he feels you're completely spent, his pace on your dick is slow, just barely there. He pulls away from the kiss, locking his gaze back into your eyes, a smile on his face.
Good job~ Do you feel better now, hmm?
>>878629
>sniffles
>>878665
>Scoop up
>>878646
>She blushes deeply
was I t-that good?
>>878520
I do. But you did stick up for yourself against Yellow Diamond. Who's a total bitch by the way.
So good on your Peri! I guess now that makes you a crystal gem now huh?
>>878665
>nigga this nigga that
>I'ma a gangsta loli
>cries for a muslim
>>878697
>he notices her blushing and chuckles at the sight
But, of course~ Though there is more to your appeal then mating however, you're an adorable specimen of our species also!
>>878687
>Squeaks as shes snatched up, holding onto anon tightly and nuzzled her head into your chest
>>878712
>tfw your ebolas been cured for weeks
>tfw legs not this smooth IRL
>>878593
> Excitement fills his mind as he is led to his seat.
Perfect! You are a pro at this.
>>878724
>she brings her tail up to her face to hide her blush
(thumbnail too small, can't tell if feminine or masculine D; )
>>878737
NIGGER IT'S FUCKING WINTER
FUCK SMOOTH LEGS
>>878760
Not where I am!
>>878730
Where's my sweet gangsta loli anzu??
>>878730
>Sat down with Anzu, keeping her on his lap while she nuzzled in, hands rubbing across her soft hair and back alike
>>878764
*shaves your legs and licks your toes while I do so*
>>878660
Hah... Nf... B-bully!
>He buries his face into your chest, hugging you tightly. Slowly, his head cocked up, and he kept his gaze fixed onto yours.
...a lot better...
>A relieved sigh exited his lips, eyes closing while he basked in the overglow of his climax. His chest rose and fell, breaths starting to normalize after the tiring peak.
>>878740
Ehe, a pro, hmm?
>Slowly, Sangou turns around and reveals his shorts-clad butt, the fabric almost form-fitting.
>>878779
Eeep! Tickliiiish
>>878767
>She hands you a box with a pressable button in it
This is how to turn my ebola on or off~
>>878768
Mhmm...
>She melted on your lap feeling you caress her back and brush her hair, loosening her tight grip around you
You're really comfy anon~
>>878629
FUCK what thread is this from??
>>878771
>(mfw I forgot my image)
>>878793
>Planted a quick kiss on top of that silly little head, leaning back a bit further so Anzu could just rest.
You're one to taaaalk~
>>878799
>03/09/13
Not one that's still up that's for sure.
>>878799
A /v/ thread from 2013.
>>878783
> He stares lustfully at your beautiful ass... he begins to rub his crotch as his eagerness to see Sangou's small and tight hole...
I would say so... you're doing a great job so far...
>>878793
>he ruffles "her" hair
I'm gonna give you my giant shekel
>>878783
Good! But, you aren't finished just yet, you know.
>The grip on your cock releases, and he brings his cum covered hand up to our faces. He opens his mouth to let his tongue out, and then takes a small lick of his finger, scooping up some of your cum.
Mmm...Sangou, you're delicious~
>He slowly runs his tongue along his lips.
But, I'm not the one who gets to enjoy this tasty treat.
>He holds his fingers closer to your lips.
You got my hand so dirty, I'm sure you won't mind cleaning it off for me, right?
>His smile widens.
>>878803
>she smiles from behind her tail
you're just trying to make me blush
>>878816
>Her cheeks turned slightly pink as you smooched her delicate noggin, giggling and curling up on top of you to begin napping
Thanks anon, I'm just happy I got a comfy cuddle buddy like you to snuggle with~
>>878833
>topkek/10 love jewposter
>>878826
Ah, that's good to hear...
>Ever so slowly, Sangou lowered his derriere, making contact with the anon's groin and- consequently- his bulge.
You got this hard from sheer excitement? How perverted...
>>878843
That's...!
>Sangou stopped in his tracks, an immediate red taking over his face as he, sithout even thinking twice, began to slowly lick off the thick white substance that had gotten caught beteeen your fingers, suckling off as much of it as he could to make sure your hand was clean.
Mmh...
>Keeping his lips closed for a moment to savor the taste, Sangou eventually swallowed his own load- or what was left of it anyway.
>>878849
I pride myself on being as truthful as I can be, as such, I am not lying when I say you're adorable and you masking your obvious flustering at my compliments only makes that more evident.
>>878873
>Seeing you swallow, the anon's smile widens even more.
Good boy! Wow, you know, you've been so good today! You haven't said no to anything I asked, not even once.
>He wraps an arm around your waist, pulling you tight against him, while his other hand comes up and rests on your head, and he begins to pet you gently.
You really like me that much, Sangou?
>He kept his head tilted down, so his eyes could peer into yours.
>>878873
> He begins to breathe heavier due to anticipation
Eh, I've had a... long day. Some relief would be make it better.
> Still staring at Sangou's ass and now his tiny bulge...
Are you not excited?
>>878903
Mmh... If it wasn't obvious yet, yes...
>Sangou embraces you tightly as you pull him in close, then stared into your eyes.
I-is it weird?
>>878908
>Rocking his hips back and forth, Sangou rubbed his still clothed backside against the anon's bulge, feeling a slight stirring sensation in his shorts.
Mmh, it's not that, just... it's not too noticeable.
>>878981
>He leans his face down closer, bringing his mouth to your cheek, planting a soft kiss on it.
Of course not. I like you that much as well, you know that don't you?
>He pressed his forehead against your own.
But, next time...I want you to be the one to ask me for release, okay?
>His lips curl up into a slight grin.
>>878874
(since we're not mating I'll give you a few of the male pics I like)
well even if I'm hungry in bed... I'm actually pretty s-shy
>>878981
> He leans forward with his hand and begins to rub Sangou's small bulge...
Oh I think it's plenty noticeable...
> He starts to kiss Sangou's neck while still rubbing his hand between Sangou's legs...
Tell me, are you having fun?
>>879035
(Much appreciated, thank you!)
How cute~ What is a shy one such as yourself doing in a den of vice and prurience?
>>879030
>Sangou, with slight reluctance and a flustered expression, nods after gulping down his own spit.
R-right. I'll... I'll ask you next time then, anon... embarrassing as it may be. I-if you're fine with that, of course.
>>879056
>Sangou swallowed his saliva nervously, leaning back against the anon while rubbing his ass against them.
I mean, I g-guess, otherwise I wouldn't be doing this still...
>>879101
>He nods, moving his head gently against your own.
Of course! It was my idea, silly. Just tell me whatever it is you desire when we next meet, and I promise it's yours. But you won't get anything at all if you don't ask!
>He runs his fingers through your hair, his fingertips gliding along your scalp.
For now though, you've had a long day, and you deserve a nice rest. So just take it easy and relax, okay? You earned it.
>>879101
> He moves his hand from Sangou's crotch to his breast. Although flat, he still rubs his tit seductively...
Do I make you nervous? Is there anything you'd like to do? I think I'm ready for that bj now...
>>879079
what can I say? I was quite... famished hen I came here
>he blush lightens bat stays on her face
>>879123
Gotcha... It'd be nice to relax in your lap...
>The boy quietly sighed, with a tired but content smile on his face as he nuzzled into your chest in an affectionate manner.
For the remainder of the day, st least.
>>879128
>He quietly let out a moan, before frantically covering his lips. As damage control...
Not really, but... I think I'm prepared enough for the, erm, blowjob, was it?
>>879168
Is that so? And what would you say of your appetite now?
>>879170
>He closes his eyes, his smile still bright on his face.
I think I'd like that too, very much in fact.
>A yawn escapes him as he squeezes his arm around you tightly.
Getting to cuddle with you like this after having so much fun is the best...
>His voice begins to trail off as drowsiness sets in.
>>879170
Yes sir...
> He slides his hand under Sangou's shorts and begins to fondle his unit...
Well well, seems like you really are excited...
Tell me... are you into anal at all?
>>879193
You know I don't do anal.
>>879176
heh to be honest I was thinking of going to bed
it's 2am here
it was nice talking to you
>she kisses his cheek ad gives him a along hug
>>879191
>A drowsy look settles on his face, indicating just how tired he really was.
Mmhm, I agree...
>Followed by a yawn, he snuggles closer to you, eyes beginning to fall lazily.
>>879193
H-hey, th-
>Sangou was interrupted by the anon's sudden touch, a bit of alertness present.
Ehm, well... I've had a few experiences with some toys...
>>879222
>he returns the hug and strokes her fur a little
Yes it was pleasant speaking with you! Farewell, Angelisa. And sleep well!
>>879231
>Before long, his arm around you goes limp, along with the rest of his body. You can feel his breathing slow as he falls asleep, his head still left resting against your own.
(Goodnight, Sangou! It was fun getting to RP with you again. I hope I get to see you again soon!)
>>879231
> He begins to squeeze Sangou's tiny sack and cock in his, completely dominating over Sangou's body...
It could be fun... My cock is a lot bigger and more fun than your toys... What do you say?
>>879249
(Good night, anon! Rest well and take care~ It was great RPing with you again!)
>>879257
Ahh...!
>he quietly moaned, covering his lips with a hand, attempting to hide his sounds of pleasure.
T-that, um, should be fine then...
>Sangou nodded silently, hooking his thumbs into the waistband of his shorts.
>>879280
Perfect, just what I wanted to hear...
> He squeezes a bit harder before letting go...
All I want you to do is now take off your shorts and my jeans, then come sit on my lap when your done. K?
>>879298
>He wiggled away for a bit, slipping off his shorts. Sangou carefully set them down, then shambled up towards the anon, hands on his jeans' waist.
A-alright, anon...
i wan cuddle
>>879328
Well, aren't you a cute thing~
>gives you a pat on the head
>>879328
I can snuggle for a few minutes, but I'm going to breakfast shortly~
>She held her arms open towards the cute kitty
>>879328
cyan a cute
>>879342
>a "pomf" sound announces the collision of her face with your belly
>>879323
You know what Sangou, I completely lost track of time. I'm sorry but I have to bounce. I feel bad. All this build up and then nothing. I'd like to make it up to you if you're okay with that.
>>879357
(That's cool anon, don't worry! We can get back to it next time, whenever you're available.)
>>879354
>She squeaked at the soft impact on her tummy, putting a tiny hand on her head as she brushed her hair
You're so cute kitty! I could pet you forever~
>>879366
Awesome, thank you for your understanding. How can you distinguish me from the other anon's though?
>>879367
>mfw mah hair is brushy-brushied
Meeeew <3
>lets herself be pet for a while, before getting distracted by a desire, upon which she acts, to nibble the fingers of the hand petting her
>>879368
(You could just reach out to me I guess? I'll probably be around later or tomorrow.)
>>879373
>She quietly yelped as you nipped her little finger
D'aww~
>Her other hand came up behind your furry ears as she scratched them softly
I'm off to breakfast, be back later!
>>879381
make a phrase for you to use or post a pic you want them to remember you by
>>879385
Now who can I cuddle? ;w;
>>879398
*nuzzles ur cheek* :3 =^w^=
waaaah
mah body is telling me it's sleepy time
>This is the third time in a row that you missed all the good stuff because you passed out right before it.
FUCK MY DECENT SLEEPING SCHEDULE
>>879411
cat nap time
>>879442
But I wanna do projects right now that I've been too tired and lazy all day to do but now I'm even more tired ;w;
>>879455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msGvEtmR970
>>879492
Exactly. You got it.
Good morning everyone..
Good night thread <3
>>879515
Miyafuji! Put some clothes on or you'll be in for a rude and physical awakening from lurking anons!
>>879398
are you the slutty cat that wanted to be spit on?
>>879523
Nooooo #omo#
>>879522
R-right away!
>Miyafuji dressed as quickly she possibly could. Without realizing it she had put her shirt on backwards but corrected it whilst wearing it.
Ehehe..
>>879541
Poetry is beautiful.
Who wants their erection eradicated?
>>879656
No thanks
>>879656
Boner is kill?
"NO"
weeeeh! I've been so busy all day and then I got carried away playing monster hunter and I completely forgot to visit you all!
what's this drama I missed?
>>879656
Jacqli best Reyvateil!
>>879810
>what's this drama I missed?
Nothing worth remembering, just like the people involved. If you actually wanted to know you'd have read the thread from the start.
>>879817
scrolling up is forbidden by the qun
>>879817
>>879824
well sorry! I just skimmed the thread and it didn't make any sense to me at first!
>>879841
It was a bunch of drama, long story short, if you see someone trolling and dramabaiting, don't respond to them at all.
>>879546
Miya~! How'd you sleep?
>She quickly walked towards you with open arms, preparing to leap at you
>>879869
Uh, pretty well for once I'd say. Only to wake up to few threads I didn't want to see, making me tired and frustrated already. But let's not talk about that.
>Miyafuji stretched her arms out to catch you in midair, pulling you into a light hug with a quick spin.
Diablo 1 and 2 run sooon.~
Can't wait for those.
>>879915
>Giggled as you spun, pressing her cheek against your chest happily as she squeezed you tightly
I'm stoked for Diablo runs, but I think I'll be asleep for them which is going to suck...
>>879850
ah! well I hope everything will be ok!
>>879946
If you see anything unusual, like someone impersonating other players, trying to RP a character with only one picture every 3 or 4 posts, or just generally trying to upset you for the sake of upsetting you, you've found one of the troublemakers.
>>879960
I'll keep an eye out anon!
>>879960
It's easy to ignore half of it, though. The only real problems are when someone is being impersonated.
>>879976
Pretty sure they're part of the...6 hours ago...shift, whatever that is for your timezone.
>>879976
Hellooooo bloo girl o3o
Don't have laptop on me for Skype since I'm in bed, but I'm trying hard to have sexy fun without touching "there" ;w;
Any chance you could help? >\\\<
>>880019
kitty?
how can I help? I'm not used to doing lewd things in the threads!
>>880037
I dunnooooo
I'm just super horny and struggling for the pleasure I deny myself ;w;
Maybe teasing? o///o
>>880047
you should squeeze your butt while tensing up your groin over and over!
and if you're clean it might be worth putting a finger or two in!
>>880063
I might be tensing wrong, but I'm not getting much pleasure >\\\<
btw, till I sleep I leave my permissions to touch myself in your hands >\\\\\\\<
>>880076
the tensing isn't usually pleasurable without something to grip! but it still builds toward an orgasm! grind your legs together and think of something sliding into you!
>>880063
>tfw poppy will never encourage you eagerly to masturbate without touching your dick
why live
>>880089
New! Pleeeaaaase, I regret it, lemme cuuuuum... Nyaaaaah~
> the complaining kitty is still confused, but is getting a lot more pleasure at least
>>880100
*mew
>>880096
sorry! I'll try sometime ok?
>>880100
oh! you figured it out?
if you wanna play with your boy part don't use your hands! rub it between your thighs!
>>880110
I need to cum super badly, poppy pls ;w;
>>880110
Also, I don't think I quite figured it out @_-w-
>>880116
noooo! I was entrusted with this permission and I can't just give it away so easily!
>>880119
but you said you were getting pleasure out of it! just do it harder!
>>880128
I still don't think I got it right and the muscles are tiring... Meanie >\\\<
>irritably squirms trying to get herself off with her thighs
>>880128
>tfw this worked
what the fuck
not the best climax I've had but still
>>880134
>>880141
yeaaah it's not going to feel amazing sorry ;_;
If you really wanna feel good without your hands you'll need a toy!
>>880151
>lays prone with her whatever the muscles are called twitching, trying to make herself cum
Pleaaaase, mercy poppy ;w;
>>880165
weeeeeh?
Is some other person replying to me?
If you want to use your hands you can only rub the base in a tight little circle ok? your hands can touch anywhere except your length!
>>880151
it felt fine enough, I'm not comfy enough to use toys on myself so my hand will have to do
(or I can just use you)
>>880176
I was replying to you as well! I just got curious and decided to try it out since hands free stuff was always interesting to me
>>880176
Waaaaaaaaa
I'm never gonna cum aren't I? ;w;
And I can't stop, this feels too good rubbing there >w<
>>880205
If you want to cum without touching yourself there you're going to have to find other things that stimulate you!
play with your chest and put something in your mouth! try putting a bit of your shirt in your mouth and sucking on it maybe?
oral stimulation helps a lot!
>>880223
I feel a tad worn out meow -w-
Not even getting excited as usual over my chest and things in my mouth!
>>880240
awww sorry kitty.
do you really want to touch it?
>>880247
Really really >^<
Or to be touched >\\\<
>>880250
leeeeewd!
was this a ploy to get me to lewd you in the thread!?
>>880253
Noooo, words were just cumming out sorry ;w;
>>880259
Well we should work on getting something else cumming out shouldn't we?!
>>880261
Pleeeease! #>^<#
Ahm begging u
>>880266
ahhh go ahead!
pump it however you feel! sorry that I'm not a very good coach ;_;
>>880275
You're a great coach! I'm just an irritable kitty used to getting her orgasms boringly easy :P
Though more on technique and clarity for tricky things would be nice >w<
Weep!
Thanks Poppy, but I'm gpnna pas outeoe
I orgasmed RealAudio hard >\\\<
>>880291
are you stroking it kitty?
>>880306
sleep tight ok?
>>880306
auto correct?
I love it
Night >>880313
tfw lonely
Why so dead?
>>880669
It's the quiet euro afternoon hours/US morning.
>>880709
let me do you from behind
>>880709
and 2AM in aus mate!
mornin
>>880758
mooorning cutie
>>880744
Poppy's from Ausland? How're the spiders and snakes doing in your current summer now?
>>880758
Mornin Konata.~
>>880768
heh, hello
>>880774
G'mornin Miya
>that pic
Guh...
>>880774
I live in an underground bunker for my own safety! real though I'm pretty NEET so I don't see them much.
anyway I'm going to bed!
>>879992
>>879960
You can't tell real from fake?
>>880872
(sometimes people have the same character, i mean we have two shinoa's, 3 tomoko's so on so forth)
>>880884
(You've not been around in awhile, what's been up? Just busy latelyy?)
>>880917
(high energy is exausting to write and work has been tough, i work afternoon and night so i miss prime time anyways, might be around sunday monday for real)
>>880930
(ah, geez, hopefully it calms down eventually! be well)
>>880943
(setup an email for JackO if anyones intrested, wont be checking it all that often because of work but more often then here)
>>880998
(sure! post the email, I really would like to talk to you and a couple others around here a bit more often)
>>881005
(i go to the discord mostly to check up every once in a while but its [email protected])
>>881010
(Okay! I don't really go to the discord, but I'll mail you at some point or another)
>>881048
cute...
>>881098
Yes you are
>>881110
I agree. Cutest.
>>881110
pls
>>881255
p-pls
>>881260
I think you are the cutest, Konata.
>>881260
Cute tier list. You're number one.
>>881449
Yes.
>tfw no one wants to eat my delicious bacon body
>>881489
I'm on a diet.
>>881466
TFW Poppy isn't here to be super cute.
>>881489
No tofu.
>>881574
Poppy is cute. Konata more cute.
>>881449
Kanade the cutest...
>>881466
No, you are...
>>881574
;;
>>881579
Kanade most cute...
Why don't we have someone roleplaying Asuka?
>>881820
Thought about it, but with all the HG shitposters that come by, people who can't tell character from poster, and all the whining that goes on, it just doesn't seem worth it.
>>881820
Which Asuka
How is everyone tonight?
>>881956
So quiet today, watching agdq myself and did just laundry.
>>881956
It's all dead
>>881956
Everyone is dead.
>>881926
Evangelion
>>882151
Rebuilds or the good ones?
Boo~!
>>882167
Feeling better?
>>882180
I took a nap yesterday at 6 and wanted to wake up for dinner.
I woke up at 3 am
but I do feel better, yes <3
>>882118
What's that?
and maybe we can get a little loud to break the silence
*she places a hand on his cheek*
>>882134
>>882142
*Gives cpr to the two anons*
If dubs, I'll play Asuka.
>>882211
Double dubs.
>>882211
...fuck.
>>882211
dis gon be gud
>>882211
>>882211
So what, does that mean you play two asuka's?
>>882211
>good ones
Roll
>>882209
Speedrun marathon for a week, with the weekend remaining.
http://www.twitch tv/gamesdonequick
Can't really focus on rp'ing this week myself. Also I'm a girl, not a boy!
>>881753
You are undeniably the cutest.
>>882240
Or just do it one post at a time from Google Images.
>>882161
Good ones, anon.
Also roll
>>882249
>one at a time
>>882209
I'M ALIVE
>>882249
>>882255
one at s time AND build a folder while you wait?
>>882274
>>882295
Just how impatient are you? Hold your horses! Geez.
>>882312
I can't wait!
>>882336
Sorry forgot pic I'm a bit tired
>>882344
"Can't wait for what? Why don't you put that pathetic, virgin dick of yours away for good? Just knowing it's out is making me sick!"
>>882336
>tfw when everyone thinks Miyafuji is a trap.
>>882386
>You will never lick Asuka's soles while she makes fun of you
>>882336
Thread is still asleep though.
>>882386
Please bully me too Asuka!
>>882386
What do you think about my dick?