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>It Could've Been Great Download Link
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>Extended Intro
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>>870945
Perri
This place is so dead lol
>>870958
>positive pregnancy test
she will die, there is nothing to be happy or proud about
>>870973
Didn't you hear? She lost it. She isn't going to have the baby anymore.
>>870970
The bomb obviously called in a lot more people on /co/
Still, it's far removed from how dead other trash threads
>>870970
like YOUR MOM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My internet is working better today!
Streaming: http://hitbox.tv/bettercausesauce
Post more lewds
>>870973
The guide to the crystal gems stated rose didn't have to give up her gem, but did so to bridge the gap between gems and humanity
>>871007
What kind you looking for champ?
>>871007
I was promised a peridot cosplay booty in the co thread
>>871018
All of them
>>871018
peridot of course
>>870970
I prefer slow and comfy /sug/
For the ones in the US, Official CN Stream
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/livetv/index.html?atclk_hp=hpg_Unlocked-Full-Episodes_liveTvBtn
Direct TV account to access it:
[email protected]:Sclaph53
The ever makelovetoable Peridot getting double redeemed, incoming!
>>871002
;-;
>>870973
Only if she decides to have a freakish mutant like Steven for a child.
>>871036
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Steven_Universe/1
>>871038
Well okay
>>871006
Based
>>871078
And a cute peributt
>>871061
steven is gr8 m8
big hands.
I want pearl to give me a footjob.
First time in a lewd Live thread!
Lets do this!
>>871094
he sure is
>>871113
no
more
>>871113
>In a horrible strand of miscommunication, Amy though shapshifting into Steven before sucking off Greg would make things less weird
Man I really do hope YD turns out to be an intimidating villain and not a total bust
>>871144
She is going to be a intimidating villain, but just with a long ass neck
>>871144
Needs more kissable neck
VIOLATED
THEY SHUT DOWN SAUCE'S STREAM.
>http://hitbox.tv/bettercausesauce
F
>stream is kill
NO
Who the fuck spilled the sauce?
Sauce just went down, quick re-up or are we going somewhere else?
http://mytvfree2.me/watch/cartoon-network-usa
quick
it's shit but it's something
>>871188
THEY PREFERRED THE SALT OVER SAUCE.
Fuck, guess its back to
http://cinemaquestria.com/stream/
>>871194
Good enough for me
IT'S ON, WE ARE THE CRYSTAL GEEEMS
>>871212
CHILD PROOF LOCK CLODS, BY THE COOL AND LOVABLE PERIDOT
>>871194
aaand it's dead
CONTACT THE DIAMONDS.
it's happening
Is it just me or are all the streams dead?
Shit, gonna have to wait for the mega
>>871251
It's not just you, I can't find one that works.
>>871251
http://cinemaquestria.com/stream/ is still up
>>871260
GIRAFFE NECK.
SECRETARY BITCH.
>>871262
Won't load for me for some reason (despite it working for the past three episodes)
Oh well, I'll just leave the threads until the mega goes up
>>871285
FUCKING DISGUSTING DESIGN DIAMOND.
GIRAFFE NECK GIRAFFE NECK GIRAFFE NECK GIRAFFE NECK GIRAFFE NECK GIRAFFE NECK GIRAFFE NECK GIRAFFE NECK
also peri-demption
MY LITTLE PONY WINS
STEVEN UNIVERSE IS CANCELLED
>>871302
FUCKING PERIDEMPTION.
>>871302
I loved it. Diamond being a giant and sort of slightly off makes her creepy and suitably Alien Overlord. It looks better since she's so fucking huge.
>>871144
They handled her great!
Loved how they did it! I should have had faith in the Sugar
>>871315
SECRETARY POYL, SECRETARY POYL R34 WHEN.
>>871325
Yea, she's the same size as Blue Diamond
>yellow diamond isn't a sadistic calm cool and collected leader
>mfw she's just another hothead
I have to say Yellow Diamonds design didn't bother me at all in motion and her voice was nice.
>>871327
>IS
>THAT
>CLEAR
>lesbian femdom intensifies
Good god Peridot just fucked everyone over didn't she?
>>871337
she was fairly calm to a point
>>871334
We didn't expect that though. We all thought she was the same size as the other gems. I didn't expect it anyways, it made her fucking creepy cool when the design was kind of weird before.
>>871350
Yes, and they're sending a force to kill them now.
>>871350
Jasper is going to be so mad when she finds out.
>>871251
MEGA WHEN
>>871352
It's clear that questioning her and the Earth are the two big holes in her objectivity Vulcan act.
>>871356
I see where you're going, when that giant hand reached for the communicator it gave me a chill
PERIDEEMED
>>871368
I think Jasper's only thought right now is how to not have a permanent mental breakdown from months of nonstop hardcore yuri soulrape.
>>871365
yea she was pretty good, i was just expecting some real villainous shit
>>871385
PERIFUCKED.
>>871389
Yeah but when she's freed she's going to have a lot more stuff to think about.
>>871385
I am legit happy how they handled it. It felt suitable. Peridot was conflicted, is still conflicted, but used her own problems against herself - she followed logic, which told her this place WAS worth something other than Yellow's petty vendetta and hatreds.
0/10 episode
mlp wins once again
GOOD DAY TO BE A PERIFAG !!
>>871399
I legit look forward to a hard long conversion - I want to see Steven's Paladin style put to a real test with a first hard convert to the Gems with Jasper.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ksbaj_steven-universe-season-02-episode-25-message-received-steven-universe-season-02-full-episode_animals
https://mega.nz/#!D1cyxTIJ!80S5N3eCcpXd7BJE3WC9RA_ZXIo5nsfj9LWy3fgw5Qg
>>871424
YOU LIED!
Honestly, best YD sugar could have done.
SO excitied to see where this goes.
Oh right, [spoiler]hitaus[/spoiler]
Cluster confirmed there for spite
Praise Yellow Diamond
>>871409
PERIDEMPTION ALWAYS FRIEND
what's all this shit im hearing about pericherry and garnet fusing ?
>>871442
her tendency to be in profile makes me think of Egyptian wall carvings
https://mega.nz/#!D1cyxTIJ!80S5N3eCcpXd7BJE3WC9RA_ZXIo5nsfj9LWy3fgw5Qg
>>871477
That's exactly what I thought.
>>871448
>that fucking face
I'm glad the show is able to take the piss out of itself at times. Makes it so much more fun to watch. Yellow Diamond is HELLA salty over Rose's big titties.
>>871442
the neck would bother me less if it weren't for that line along it
>>871448
So when are we going to get a [TRIGGERED] gif?
>>871517
i think that's supposed to be her jugular
Mega by a trusted certain someone where?
>tfw refreshing daily
>>871610
>Not based madridista I ain't clicking that shit mang
>>871573
here >>>/co/78769090
Racist Undertone Pearls confirmed
P.W.A. When
>>871614
>SU finale
>Pearl has to duel Blue Peal, Yellow Pearl, and possibly White Pearl
>>871649
anon i though the poil we know now is white pearl ?
>pearl on the verge of losing due to the double teaming of the other pearl
>pink pearl shows up
momma bad touch confirmed for YD
>>871675
I'm pretty sure she's Pink Pearl. We still don't know if Rose was Pink Diamond, though we have as much evidence for as we do against now, leaving the matter kind of pleasantly mysterious until we know more. Until then, I'm going to assume she's a Pink Diamond, whoever that was, former Pearl.
QUICK SOMEONE NAME YELLOW PEARL
Tomorrow she loses her virginity
I'm so proud
>>871700
Yellrl
pearllow
>>871700
Smug Pearl
In other words just Pearl
fun thing about the Answer is that it means that the art of a bunch of identical Jaspers was dead on
Such good reaction fuel this ep
>>871704
it's fake you clod
there is no jade
>>871686
No, she's not. Credits have Yellow Diamond voiced by Patti Lupone, Eva Peron in Evita on Broadway.
>>871737
no kidding
You guys think we're going to get a new intro tomorrow?
>>871804
probably not tomorrow but maybe eventually
>>871804
Probably not
And if we are, they better fix the giraffe issue
>>871804
Not until Peri gets a redesign
>>871697
Shes not a diamond. I mean look at the reverence, status, and well, size, of the diamonds.
Shes a quartz, and until we see one type of gem turning into another, she appears to just be a rare member of the Pink Court.
Exploitable Betches
>>871839
>APPARENTLY MORE THAN YOU, YOU FRANK!
>>871804
Probably not, that would definitely have leaked if it were coming.
L A P I D O T
>>871758
People were saying that about almost every leak up until now
>>871839
Question, whats the paint color in MS Paint?
>>871858
Yeah its not like they'd get better at containing that kinda stuff. Lol
>>871864
yellow
>>>/co/78769755
underrated post
>>871862
there's a picture of dancing that does imply fusion but i wanna doubt it , it's plausible. i only deny it because pericherry is a good name and if she fuses we can't use it anymore
>>871862
those people were stupid. faking even seconds of animation is a pain in the ass, an edited credits card can be done by anyone with 10 minutes of photoshop experience.
>>871882
Needs the eyeliner
>>871839
FUCKING GREAT EPISODE.
>I want that planet to die
Fuckin' ice cold
>>871910
GREAT INDEED
>>871892
Name a time where gems dancing didn't result in fusion.
>>871860
S O O N
>>871959
MLG PERI
http://youtu.be/-i6rFjNQUwE
>>871959
Mfw
http://youtu.be/aZHvd0ks7Es
>>871959
>>871959
>Peridot was calling her giant boss a dumb cunt basically
>>871959
Dick goes where?
>>871923
its funny, her attitude still highlights how spiteful gems are, that they are prone to acting on emotion above logic and even their leaders are just long term in how petty they are
I want to bully Yellow Pearl.
http://imgur.com/a/yJZgy
who /futaperidonut/here
>>872013
You can't. Not because you couldn't bully her, but she's experienced Yellow Diamond. She's experienced her tremendous, powerful hands. She's felt her almighty voice rumbling through her ribcage like a nitro drag race. Felt her great boot gently smear dirt into her sobbing face.
You just can't give her what she's already been trained to thirst above all else.
>>872031
yoo
>>872031
oh shit thats hot as fuck
>BD is huge
>YD is just as big, if not bigger
So does this pretty much confirm that Rose wasn't a diamond?
>>871839
It had too come to fruition.
>>872089
We have no damn idea at this point. For all we know Rose made herself smaller on purpose, she was always the smallest of the Diamonds, she was never a Diamond to begin with, she was merely a servitor of Pink Diamond who died at hers or someone else's hands (if Pink Diamond isn't Lion or who the fuck knows what)
Too much for and against to say anything for sure just yet. Sugar is decent at the cup game.
heh
>>872131
FINALLY, R34.
>>872131
>Yellow Diamond hatefucking her Yellow Pearl after the Peridot call until she's literally torn open and poofs
>>871950
you rite
this show needs less poil
>>872149
What do you think happened to Blue Pearl after Ruby and Sapphire managed to flee?
Pearls are basically Homeworld's version of pic related
>>871839
>>871898
underrated
>>872188
I like to pretend that Blue Diamond is absurdly protective of her Pearl and just cradled her like a fucked up mother with her good little girl as she hissed orders.
>>872144
Oh come the fuck on that didn't take long.
>>871772
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3677958/
nigga...PLEASE
>>872244
You like earthlings don't you Peridot?
>long neck
My fetish since Gantz
>>872227
>imdb
>Dismisses Steven for not thinking logically when making decisions about Earth.
>Impulsively chews out leader for thinking logically when it comes to decisions about the fate of Earth.
Damn Crystal Gems rubbed off on her.
>>872330
>tfw slow reverse corruption is your fetish
I WANT ART OF YD ABUSING HER PEARL
>>872374
that fucking tongue
its like a slip in slide
poor mally though, wonder what she looks like in full harmony
>>872374
>>872400
Give it a while. Something will pop up. Likely in Rule 34, but something.
>TFW PERIDOT WILL NEVER FART ON YOUR BALLS
Exploit away mother fuckers.
>>872428
She's turned away
>>872400
>BD probably gently caresses her pearl, keeping her on the brink of orgasm for hours or even days at a time
>YD takes and uses her pearl fast hard and quick, or abuses for hours or days on a particular nasty streak
>Rose obviously did gross gay shit like holding hands and missionary for sole purpose of procreation
How does white diamond use her pearl /trash/?
>>872330
it wasn't logical though. it was
"sir, this planet has valuable resources that will be destroyed if you allow the cluster to go off"
"fuck that, I just want that stain on the empires record destroyed. I resent its very presences because it reminds me of my loss to rose quartz"
"but that's not logical! It has resources!"
"fuck you!
"well fuck you too, little miss illogical!"
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, peasant? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Diamond Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous conquests in galactic space, and I have over 300 confirmed shatters."
"Uhhh, signing off!"
I cant express how much I love this episode
Its fucking great
really silly too
>hot potato with a mini nuke
>>872330
the fact that even the Diamonds are willing to waste resources and potential value over petty grudges basically made it click in her head that as crazy as they are they are less crazy then YD, after all they at least protect things they value, they at least value things at all
>>872374
you're one of those guys on /tg/ that's all about the paladin converting succubi aren't you?
>>872445
Experimental bondage shit.
>>872330
>I don't care about resources or using this planet to expand the empire, which it could and was a plan at one point
>I want it gone cause rose ruined it for me and my autism can't handle it
>Logical
fuck off diamond clod
>>872445
>Rose obviously did gross gay shit like holding hands and missionary for sole purpose of procreation
>Rose roleplaying with her Pearl by begging her to knock her up and make her a mother
Call the Gems. I now possess a weapon harder than diamond.
>>872404
More harmony means fewer extra limbs, so probably like a slender athlete, instead of an eldritch horror.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3laabo_steven-universe-228-message-received_tv
>>872446
thats basicly how I heard there argument
PLEASE tell me YD is the only Diamond that acts like a child...although, if rose IS a pink diamond, she too does a shit load of funny faces
Bunch of 20ft tall babys squawbling about
>>872462
No. I really don't like that idea. Every time I'm in the thread I try to present like 16 ideas in the same vein with new takes and avenues to explore, but every one of those pasty chunklords wants to wank it to the exact same tired fetish of Manly Man Knight being vored by his demon waifu or some similar bored-to-tears schlocky shit.
So what is /sug/ listening to?
https://youtu.be/2pMVmf92Gfo
>>872614
all Gems think they are so smart and logical but they are all colossally emotional, they all do things for reasons with no real basis in logic at all
>>872640
Getting ready for my game tonight.
http://kozilek.bandcamp.com/track/ode
>>872640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8lQ6vyVDLI
Eurobeat is nice
>>871839
>>872619
I've never seen vore as part of the mix before. you sure it wasn't /d/?
and yeah, /tg/ does schlock it up sometimes.
comes from being storytellers.
>>872640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_LYviEroPs
>>872640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01T5XyJPcAc
>>872614
I imagine it like the Invader Zim Almighty tallest.
They're not actually /better/ they're just bigger, so everybody assumes they're perfect and put them in charge.
>>872644
It seems to run with the themes of self-denial, and fear of new things.
(And massive sexual repression.)
>>871986
Loved that face.
>>872445
>procreation
>gem sex
that episode was literally perfect
>>872481
explains why greg stole her so easy.
why have a fantasy when you can live it for real?
>>872640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB-u4NYIi9c
Peridot assumed that the Cluster was a last ditch effort to make use of the planet after the war made colonization impossible, it seems that realizing Earth's destruction was always the primary reason made Peridot see that the Homeworld is just as destructive as she accused the Crystal Gems of being
>>870945
wait... if we're no longer on haitus, why are we still in /trash/? We're not banned anymore, we can go back to /co/.
>>872481
>Rose had an impregnation fetish
Now we know what led to Steven.
>>872640
got me on a sad song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXDi-gJeBLg
>>872769
For shitposting
Of course.
>>872769
Have you seen that shithole? No thanks.
>>871144
she looks like boogaloo stu.
>>872769
This place is arguably more fun.
>>872721
the more one denies they have vices the more those vices will consume them, its like thinking you lack pride and then go on a hill to tell everyone how not prideful you are
>>872769
Some fags got comfy on the trash, you can't post porn on /co/.
Of course non of these matters, as we all going back to /trash/ next week
>>872771
And Lion, and all those sentient vines, and god knows what else.
>>872769
Is there any single reason why we shouldn't?
>Lapis can move the entire fucking ocean by herself
>She's still a common gem
What the fuck is the Diamond's power like? Can they move entire planets with their eyebrows or something?
>>872769
WE
>>872867
ARE THE CRYSTAL /sug/
What's your stance on the "rose was originally pink diamond" theory?
Seeing as both the other diamonds have their respective pearls, and garnet refers to rose as "[...] and her terrifying rogue pearl" i think it strengthens that absolutely confirmed theory
message received outted peridot as the biggest autismo in the entire show, surpassing ronaldo
no wonder people paired them up
>>872858
>Common
She is most likely a terraform gem
>>872883
It's still too unclear. 'Renegade Pearl' implies she's absent from whatever duty she originally had, instead of just being Rose's natural servant. But it could mean that as well. For now, like birds, we just don't know.
>>872867
WUZ KINGS N SHIET
AYO HOL UP HOL UP *smacks gauntlets*
it would have been an even better line if YD had corrected Peridot not with "Organic life" but by saying "Organics aren't life"
>>872883
Can you idiots not realize that Rose is way too small and Pearl doesn't even share a gem spot with her? If anything that theory got debunked this week.
>>872769
that shit moves too fast.
>>872883
Not even a chance of being true.
>>872908
Still ain't no perfect diamond though
>>872911
Yellow Edgy
>>872971
>text
pretty badly
>>872971
>all those artifacts
Ayy
I guess I'll leave the giffing for other people from ere on
>>872807
if you wanted porn though, there's a /sug/ on /aco/
>>873018
/aco/ is JUST FOR PORN
most commenting gets your post deleted
Shit here's more lax, It's perfect for this kind of threads
>>872948
And who said the diamonds wee perfect and the best? The diamonds?
>>872908
We know this because she has no weapon.
All gems ever expected to be in combat have weapons.
Rubies
Quartzes of all kinds we've seen, including jaspers and amethysts.
Pearls do, as one last ditch effort.
Peridot does not (she had to wear an armcannon).
Lapis does not (she uses water instead, author confirmed).
Sapphire presumably does not.
Sapphires are tactics. They move fast and see the future.
Peridots are essentially ob/gyns for a race that inject their young into planets like a virus.
Lapis's then, should have something related to their abilities. Terraforming is practically the only choice.
>>873074
yes. but how did they get in charge if its wrong?
is it a Princess Bubblegum situation? They're oldest and just happened to make all the drones/citizens?
If so, wouldn't they make all th drones inferior so as to prevent uprisings?
Peridot very specifically describes Yellow Diamond as being the very peak of rationality and objectivity. She had no doubts that such an intelligent and practical gem could put aside their personal feelings and spare the Earth, if Peridot could offer of reasonable, sensible reason for why it would be a waste. But what Peridot found was that the being she idolized was nothing more than a stubborn, petty, and utterly unreasonable being who wanted the Earth destroyed more for personal satisfaction than anything. Peridot holds notions of intelligence, efficiency, and practicality as being high virtues and is visibly taking aback when Yellow Diamond falls short. Peridot was dedicated and loyal to this idea of what she thought Yellow Diamond was truly like, so it's no wonder she was so upset at finding out that she was basically worshiping a lie.
>>873063
i honestly love everything in this picture
>>873074
They're like 50 feet tall and leaders of a race of superhumans, they gotta be pretty stronk
>>873116
I want to sit on Yellow Diamond's shoulder and repeat everything she saws! She's so perfect!
I'll be honest, this episode is a fucking goldmine
>>873107
Diamond's are proably the strongest/smartest.
It's also the reason fusion scares them. Fused gems of a same type are just a bigger gem, it's not any stronger(besides the advantage size gives you) or smarter, it's just bigger.
Fusion between two separate gems can combine that intelligence and strength there's no doubt alexandrite or the super fusion with rose can easily crush a single diamond
>>873142
Yeah, right
Yeah you know what? I'mma post some fanart
>>873134
I noticed both royal pearls have their pearls on their chests.
I wonder if this detail means anything.
>>873134
Yellow Pearl confirmed GOAT
>>873134
>All YD has to do to silence her Pearl's yammering is to reach down without even looking up from the Gemmington Post to plant one massive finger right between her bitchy britches and just apply occasional pressure
>>873162
It seems to mirror the gem placement of their owner
At least, that's a 2/2 with a POTENTIAL 3/3 between Pearl and White Diamond.
the whole episode not only was absolutely great in pace and content but it's also a reaction goldmine
i think i'm gonna watch it again just because
>>873162
that there are only so many places to put a Gem
>>873190
Even the ruby clones who were only in one episode have the pearls outmatched in that regard.
>>873190
Considering we've seen shoulder, outer palm, eye socket and throat/oropharinx, there's PLENTY of places to put a gem
I'm cheering VIGOROUSLY because i want to see a Pearl with the gem on her nose
peridot is shit
>>873178
>It seems to mirror the gem placement of their owner
that explains why Pearl's gem is on her forehead
>>873216
>Next episode is literally "murder fun times with peridot feat. garnet"
>>873216
Still mad YD?
I found it interesting that Peridot was trying to advocate a sort of light touch, trying to figure out a plan for earth that would benefit Gemkind without hurting it or at least without making it inhospitable to organic life.
I am curious to what her plan might have been
>>873232
>Garnet relieves her stress with some fusion
god damn
>>873214
>a Pearl with the gem on her nose
B-but that would ruin their defining characteristic!
>>873226
assuming the very white pearl we've come to know did indeed belong to pink rose quartz.
>>873249
She was just trying to make everyone happy, literally
ended up trading her loyalty for cold hard logic and it ended with calling her boss a bitch
She should have planned it, she could have done it if she didn't try and wing it
I want to touch Peridot's gem, with her permission of course!
>>873232
how are you geting that out of "Steven sneaks a listen to a friend's audio diary."
>>873244
>All Pearls programmed to derive unmatchable sexual satisfaction from one-upping and especially murdering other Pearls
>ESPECIALLY in front of and for their masters
>>873249
biochemistry research would be my guess aka fucking humans and rain
>>873264
Maybe she's a literal unicorn
You know, pink diamond may just be a space princess
Just sayin
>>873275
she wasn't in a position to plan, but her Boss Clearly wants Earth's death over all other goals, the Cluster just gives a pretense of having a reason to destroy it other then petty grudges
>>873281
From the leaks
Both from CN, both regarding that one episode
Both EXTREMELY revealing
>>873297
She couldn't have possibly known that
If she did, would have she tried anyway?
Would have she just lied and said that the cluster needed extra attention and that she would have it for a longer time, instead of straight up playing teh devil's advocate?
>>873275
but there were people trying to steal her radio, so she had to.
now, if she had just told them the plan int he first place instead of trying to be sneaky.
Especially because then they could have waited til post-clusterkill and just reported in that the cluster expirement had failed. it was stillbirthed.
thus making them give up on trying it ever again, making for one very happy garnet, one very safe earth, and peridot gets to go back to homeworld as a loyal citizen, or propose her research study thing as an alternative to the failed cluster, salvaging at least something from this chain of trainwrecks.
>>873249
I was a little disappointed that Yellow Diamond didn't give a fuck.
Now she seems less like a cold, methodical, strictly logical ruler and more like a sadistic bitch.
>>872883
Rose has always been a quartz. The theory was strained enough before seeing the diamonds. Now, it's pretty obvious that they are in no way similar.
But I am curious what happened to the Pink Court, because it looks like there was some struggle internally and Pink is gone. The missing statue at the arena, and the ship did not have the four diamond structure, it just had the three triangles, Yellow, Blue, and White.
Maybe that was part of Roses rebellions too.
>>873288
>pointed pearl
thats not how that works. they round.
>>873339
Perhaps Rose's first act of rebellion was killing her Diamond?
>>873333
She is, but it was made clear that Earth is VERY personal to her, and that seeing a lower gem question her was also unheard of and clearly pissing her off about a subject she was already sore about. That was probably the most emotional she's been in millenia.
>>872349
this is the only edit that matters
>>873327
There's a reason she's just a god damn midget engineer
But let's see it from her perspective
They could be destroying her only way to contact homeworld for a long-ass time, and if they did she wouldn't have had any chance to get any plan working, especially since YD would eventually send a ship to investigate, much more prepared for hostilities.
I guess she did that out of fear they might destroy it as soon as they got their hands on it, hence the robot attack and the "you really don't understand anything"
>>872883
all the diamonds have the same cut gem, which is square or table cut.
Rose does not, so she is not. I don't doubt that Pink diamond is not in power and was either imprisoned or died as a result of the resistance.
I'm thinking the big pink diamond twist is that Rose killed her and took control of the pink court to assist in the rebellion.
>>873373
eugh
gross
blueberries are disgusting, worse than strawberries
>>873364
interesting thought
>trust fall exercise
>>872640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u_7gxcvni8
>>873183
kenny?
>>873364
I can get behind this, specially since the main gems surrounding the diamonds fit a pattern to their own color, like sapphire and blue pearl for blue diamond, and now the yellow pearl for yellow diamond
>>873382
What the FUCK is wrong with you? Have you never eaten blueberries with milk and sugar?
>>873382
what about cherries anon
do you like cherries
>>873382
don't use the fake kind in the nasty syrup.
also, put them in pancakes.
>>873411
masquerading a fruit's flavor proves the fruit is shit
kinda like marraschino cherries
>>873436
it only masks it when you use too much, use the right amount and you enhance it anon. have you eaten anything other than shit ?
>>873364
That would have been quite the act
To the point that "a small group of rebel" would have been met with EXCESSIVE force from the diamond authority
If she killed a diamond, there's no way the others wouldn't just throw everything they had at her
If there's a diamond they may have killed, that'd be Blue, the closest to the actual rebellion and stationed in the solar system, now completely deserted of homeworld presence
>>873409
Sounds like some good old fashion turf wars
You think they all mingle as one?
Blue diamond said 'how dare you fuse in my court'
Oh YES!
>>873448
I could ask you the same thing
>>873475
very nice
>>873468
OH! he strikes again!
not that im complaining
now to have 'im do all three in one
>>873448
>>873475
>>873483
YOU FUCKING BABIES
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE STEAK-ANYTIME DEBATE
>>873369
>it was made clear that Earth is VERY personal to her
You sure? I didn't pick up on that.
All I understood was "the Earth will blow up, how nice".
>>873486
it's only as bad as you make it seem
>>873486
calm down big bird, being so 'high strung' aint going to help that complexion.
>>873486
it's not as worse as blueberries
>>873490
Jesus, did you miss 90% of her dialogue there?
>>873490
You're the most efficent at managing resources
And then you just throw and entire planet away for one space golem
Kind of stupid desu
at least as stupid as
>>873495
>>873502
>>873504
these guys
>>873514
not as stupid as eating blueberries
>>873531
Quit it already
Oh hey, we hit bump limit already
That's good, it's probably going to last just enough for tomorrow's episode
>>873541
people should quit on eating blueberries
TERRIFYING
>>873554
This is a rather slow board after all. At least compared to /co/.
yellow pearl sounds like a whiny jew
>>873554
it always does, we have some pretty chill threads
>>873570
I just noticed that Pearl color scheme match all the diamond authority
>>873586
So does regular Pearl. Bloople is perfect because she doesn't back talk.
Stop fighting.
Besides, there is nothing better then snacking on a good orange or grapefruit.
>>873512
>"We'll finally get some use out of that miserable planet."
>"I don't care about 'potential' and 'resources'. I want my cluster and I want that planet to die."
>"Are you questioning my authority?"
>"I'm not interested in the puny thoughts of a peridot."
>"It will tear apart the Earth and I will take immense satisfaction in erasing that hideous rock off of our starmaps."
She obviously hates Earth but it's all basically a "I am a cunt"-speech. There aren't any personal issues or history explained.
>>873570
I like the terrifying meme. But you know that shit had to be scary. Every gem is used to these meek subservient pearls, and then you got this one crazy running around dual wielding swords and cutting through quartzs like it's nothing.
Theres this class gem that's almost like fancy furniture, and then suddenly you find out they can out fight your fucking soldier class? I bet a lot of gems were looking over their shoulder thinking about the pearl in Roses rebellion.
>>873611
Yeah, it looks like each diamond has a Pearl as a personal handmaid. I wonder if they have any role in the military.
>>873628
>"I want that planet to die"
>No personal issues.
pick one dude
>>873621
Grapefruit is the only fruit you'll need in your life
>>873628
>I will take immense satisfaction in erasing that hideous rock off of our starmaps.
I know you're trolling, but dude. I could practically hear her titan cock starting to swell up in hatred.
Today ep climax felt kinda rushed,nice reaction faces tough.At least they didnt fuck on YD personality.
6/10
>>873685
>yfw you idolized your boss as the pinnacle of objectivity
>but then she turned out to be a petty, arrogant cunt who holds grudges and illogically wastes resources out of spite
Female bosses, amirite?
What the fuck is Peridot's hair?
>>873828
Perfect.
>>871959
>tfw mang tfw
>>873828
The first time I saw it I thought it was a helmet.
But I guess it's just really stiff or something.
Well I guess that mean Onion really isn't YD
>>873916
We've never seen both of them in the same place.
Daily reminder that all the best gems are blue.
What if Lapis is actually the casual form of Blue Pearl?
>>873960
what if no
lappy isn't some shitty pearl
>>874012
>shiny ovals
>>873960
>What if Lapis is actually the casual form of Blue Pearl?
Too farfetched.
A casual form shouldn't include a name change and change of both position and shape of her gem.
>>873960
I LIKE THIS IMAGE
IT'S CUTE
Yellow diamond's pissed off face gives me life...
>>873960
What is Steven is actually just Rose playing an incredibly elaborate practical joke?
>>874086
You're right. It's not like she could have multiple gems.
>>874106
>TRAITOR!
>>874115
Are you saying Blue Pearl is actually a fusion?
>>874106
>Her eye veins are yellow
I like those little touches
>>873960
Lapis was actually in "the Answer". But in a really stylized way though.
>>874108
She wanted to be the little boy.
>>874106
That shit made me laugh when it aired.
>>874170
In that case so was Connie.
>>874195
More like her mom.
>>874147
>>874170
Lapis is too powerful to be a generic single-stone. She could be a fusion of Lapis and two Blue Pearls.
>>874103
I though the shouting Lapis anon was dead
>>874195
>Connie is secretly a gem spy
>>874205
That explains why she can fuse, as well as why her mother constantly worries about her (without giving much of a damn about gem monsters).
>>872640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMoR69yTIL0
>>874213
[spoiler]I AM[/spoiler]
>>874208
Lapis' power is fickle, though.
With an ocean, she's pretty damn impressive.
Without one, she can probably be beaten by just about anybody.
Also, inter-gem fusions are forbidden.
>>874205
But gems can't make babies without destroying themselves.
>>871002
Hey that's my line! Kek ur cool
>>874255
Do you think I could beat up Lapis? Cause I'd really like to!
>>874265
I though they could, and rose just passed decided to pass on her gem to Steven
>>874300
your tears would overpower her
>>874355
So gems can survive if they don't pass one their stone?
A kinda interesting idea, actually.
>>874424
No their physical bodies are projections from the gem, they've sad that several times now
>>874424
>>874106
>>874488
ROSE QUARTZ!
>>874470
sauce?
>>874526
http://bramblefix.tumblr.com/post/136852100356/pearl-voice-whoopsie-daisy
>>874470
I don't get this panel
>>874551
she fucking died my dude
>>873436
>marraschino cherries
they bleach them out, then flavor them with fake cherry, like you do in cough syrup.
of course they taste awful.
>>873457
what if blue's fleet was the excessive force?
she killed pink, they said, Blue, handle this. Directly.
heck she even called in an oracle from homeworld.
sounds like she meant business.
I can't believe it. I actually enjoy trash /sug/
co /sug/ is such fucking shitfest right now.
>>873468
Vidallia pearl?
>>874424
Yeah, but the kid doesn't.
Ask Peridot.
Will she ever make herself new prosthetics?
She already built a robot and a drill, so why not a few new arms and legs?
>>874709
>Ask Peridot
I know she likes to experiment and all, but...
>>874729
earth tech is too primitive.
even scavenged gem tech would be a pain.
also, a good chunk of her development has been coming to terms with the real her, and not what homeworld made her to be. The limb extenders are kind of part of that aren't they?
>>874681
Shitposting? Or is it just too fast still?
>>874729
She might be able to. She built a giant robot from old discarded junk.
I hope she gets some new ones in some way in the near future.
>>874803
>The limb extenders are kind of part of that aren't they?
I thought they were just cool gadgets that helped her compensate for being a lowly midget.
She could easily rig some more up with tech from the moon.
The only alternative would be FUSION.
>>874729
>>874853
>compensate
exactly.
not accept herself.
If you feel the need for a psychological coping mechanism, you're not being true to yourself.
whether that be projection, sublimation, compensation, or any other.
>>874783
Please be kind, she's been through a lot.
>>874877
>shitting on prosthetics for the handicapped
You're a pretentious fuck.
Just where the hell is tumblr when you actually want someone to kill themself?
>tfw your ass feels kinda damp and you can't tell if it's just sweat or a little bit of wet shit that slipped out when you farted
>>874877
It wasn't just about mental satisfaction or whatever but about practicality as well.
Without her enhancers, even fucking STEVEN could beat her in a fight. Without his gem powers.
>>874895
Forgot the image.
>>874913
>>874877
>not wanting P-Dotty to have her arms
You're an absolutely special kind of fucking disgusting.
>>874896
>Gambling on a fart
>Ever
>>874895
she's not handicapped though.
all the limbs are there. all the capability is there.
she's just kinda short. cause, you know, designed for engineering.
Ruby is even shorter than her. Ruby needs no extenders though.
>>874926
666 x 774
indexer is the devil
>>874877
this guy
>>874941
Ruby has two other Rubies and Sapphire to fuse with.
She goes nuts whenever she's reduce to "fun size" again.
>>874933
Some farts are safer than others
This was not a safe one
>>874956
>Connie's mom
>>875052
>Connie's mom's face when holding THE Rose Quartz's sword
Just when she was trying to put the past behind her and live the modest life of a humble human...
>>874976
she goes nuts because she's very protective of sapphire.
as is her designated purpose.
I would similarly expect Peridot to go nuts if someone started messing with her kindergarten operating. Oh wait, she did. Multiple times.
And Pearl if someone started messing with a perfectly tidied pile of her master's belongings. Oh wait, RIP sir bearington.
Oh, and filling out her name on every chore wheel spot? yeah, /clearly/ her designed purpose is nothing to her.
Or whenever someone tells Amethyst she's not strong enough, or big enough? Or can't beat people up as someone big strong and vaguely mexican? That clearly doesn't upset her.
Ruby is going nuts because she's being cockblocked from her designed purpose. it has nothing to do with lack of stilts.
>>875073
...this happens because her daughter's still half-gem, despite not inheriting hers.
>>875102
Her gem weapon is a sword.
Her gem power is a sword.
Her entire life is a sword.
>>875073
>that moment when you realize your daughter's boyfriend is actually the reincarnated banshee that slew over 1000 of your fellow brother's in arms, by having the very sword she killed them with, that you WITNESSED them killed with, as you could do naught but gaze in horror, thrust into your arms, and having to act like it's nothing other than discovering your daughter owned a sword.
>>875128
Brace your anuses for when she finally fights alongside the gems.
Happening will ensue.
>>875128
>>875160
sword-and-board stevonnie will ensue.
>>875160
>>875184
Literally the second coming of Rose Quartz.
BEST SHIP
E
S
T
S
H
I
P
>>875192
>my little man's all grown up
>he's finally blossomed into a beautiful young woman
>wait...what?
>>873114
I think you're right on the mark.
One thing that stood out to me is that Peridot was sort of taken a back when she stated her named and Yellow Diamond responded by saying, "Which one?"
It gives you the sense of individualism she gained in the short time on earth and with the crystal gems.
>>875251
PEARLCEST ENSUES
>>875192
only this time, as a relationship made of love. ergo, running by this shows logic, 3 times as strong.
friendship truly is magic.
>>875282
don't worry rose. it's not cheating, if its with yourself.
>>874978
You rolled the die my friend
>>875283
This show's potential is so bright, I need shades just to watch it.
>>875192
The true bridge between gem and human
>>875282
YES
THIS PLEASES THE DICK
>>874580
>BD vagina
>>875328
>throwing a hot dog down it
>not running through that hallways and tearing it up
That's no way to be a gem-fucking juggernaut, bitch.
>BIRTHSTONE
>YEAR OF BIRTH AS THE FACET
>DATE OF BIRTH AS THE CUT
What is your identification?
>>875393
Post it to MySpace.
>>875393
>Still no Emerald
E-eventually, right?
>>874976
Ya know I've been wondering, would Sapphire have fallen in love with any Ruby?
They are exactly alike, even according to Ruby. When she fuses with other Rubies she said it was just more of her.
She was even upset that Sapphire would try to save her because she has hundreds of copies.
I know they're going with this like cliche of true love beating destiny because Sapphire wasn't aware that Ruby would try to save her, but I'm curious if either of the other two Rubies would have done the same.
>>875502
[i will miss]jade[/co/ spoiler]
>>875393
Moonstone, Alexandrite, or Pearl. depends on who you ask. why does my month have three gemstones?
Do yall think this show is going to cause a lot of girls to get named Ruby, Garnet, Pearl etc? Like in five to ten years time when the target audience is having kids.
Ruby and Pearl are literally Golden Girl names I don't think I've heard of anyone under the age of 80 with either name. But the show could cause them to come back.
>>875591
Fuck it. I know if i ever have kids. I'm naming them Bloople, Lemon Pearl and Birdmom.
>>875591
it will cause nothing, i have already met jack assess with dumb names like the ones stated.
>>875613
Don't forget Peri-Cherry!
>>875613
please dont fuck your kids
>>875537
no, because they were not the ones pushed into her, then not scolded for it.
sapphire started it by being nice even thought she was an aristocrat, a seemingly rare thing in gem society.
This was the thing that engendered ruby's favor for her beyond mere duty, which led to her rescuing her, despite not actually going to die (just poofed. bd even says I look forward to meeting you back on homeworld after we capture the rebels)
Ruby saves someone not dying and in the process fuses with her.
Fuse->save->friendship->sapphire was nice
she broke from fate the moment she wasn't an ass like the rest of her race.
arguably, the same holds true for Rose, and maybe even Pearl.
The rebellion started with relationships and appreciation.
>>875623
I know anon. I probably wouldn't win that fight with my (future if ever) wife.
what does she smell like
>>875812
piss, sweat, lady juice, and junk food
>>875812
Oil, soot, and plastic.
>>875812
shame
Baynetta Jasper?
>>875887
>>875890
>Baynetta
Your pic has the answer
>>875890
>Jasper
>Using any ranged weaponry
doujin
>>875812
whatever the cgs smell like
>>875876
probably this yeah.
>Try to make a show with action adventure and cool evil aliens
>Make the MC a pacifist with a shield
WHY
>>876049
Give him time.He will follow his mothers steps
>>876049
mc with shields are cool shh
>>876049
>Action Adventure
Fuck no. This is a show about lesbian rock waifus and slice of life. If it were action-adventure the filler wouldn't be half as monotonous
All the humans are boring
>>875267
Still don't get what this expression is supposed to mean
>>875908
does it matter ?
>>874580
I'm actually saving this because the vag is very well detailed
>>876077
Except he won't age and stay physically like 13 or so
>"But he could change his age"
CN likes to keep their protags, design wise, the same.
That's why Finn and Gumball have stayed the same design wise and voice wise.
>>876143
I meant to say he would become a gem poofing machine.
>we will never witness a good cartoon were the protag grows physically
>>876117
You don't have to justify your actions to us, anon
>>876143
>Except he won't age
He does seem to age, though. Just slowly.
He got his first facial hair naturally doing his birthday.
http://strawpoll.me/6478801
>>876299
I want to see Peri getting some cultural enrichment.
>>876143
but gumball did change voice actors. and designs. also penny did a major transform.
>>876100
Its a wince that you're trying to smile through.
Pearl has spent the entire episode telling him he's nothing but a phase, a temporary pasttime, a trivial distraction, casual, meaningless entertainment. no real relationship there, nor even possible.
>>876299
Getting a crush on Garnet would be redundant, there's already been several episodes about everyone wanting to bone her
Maybe whatever the Lapis episode is going to be will be related to Peridot going gay for her in an attempt to apologize. Then Steven, Lapis and Peridot can have the threesomes we're expecting, in which I can self-insert as Steven
I want to wipe away her tears and make her smile.
>>876349
Rose called him "funny" when he was asking to be taken seriously, and to take their relationship seriously. So it looked to Greg like she was confirming Pearl's "warnings."
>>876384
>in which I can self-insert as Steven
how do people do this without feeling like a faggot ?
>>876415
He felt extreme pain and embarrassment. So he flinched.
But she had just sort of complimented him (normally funny is a nice thing to say, it just happened to be really dissmissive in context) so he was also trying to smile through it.
hence weird face.
>>876143
I think Finn's gotten taller and Steven's gotten thinner.
>>876489
>>876535
Okay, why is it blocking them together, but when I separate it into gibberish its not spam?
what phrase are you triggering on?
>>876596
what
anon you gotta update your mind's ram
so apparently the words:
"start
...
scowling" (remove the ...) are blocked as spam?
>>876686
Thanks for 9/11ing the thread.
>>876784
I deleted it as promised, didn't I?
Opal
Opal
and
Opal
>>876813
i'm always hopeful for opal
>>876813
>>876813
>>876850
very nice
>>876850
>>877044
hot
>>870945
/sug/ilite
>>877044
don't miss handle opal please.
>>872227
http://rebeccasugar.tumblr.com/post/136863371678/ok-you-guys-you-gotta-understand-tonights
Madonna was best Evita btw
question,if peridot does fuse or whatever do we still call her pericherry ?
>>876686
start-scowling
wow what the fuck you're right
Is Steven a "Gary Stu"? He's too perfect.
>>877593
blind optimism is a flaw
>>877625
an endearing one
>>877654
>>877593
Combat wise hes the weakest of the gems. And through most of the first season he was just the tag along kid. He's quickly falling into the spiritual leader role of the CG's but he's far from the flawlessness of Stu's.
>>877593
He's not exactly impressive in battle.
Any lewds of yellow pearl yet
>>877772
yellow pearl is shit
Requesting shitters.
>ON THE LAST EPISODE OF STEVEN UNIVERSE….
>Trusts broken. Hearts betrayed. Clods, named.
>Will our favorite green gem fumble her way through the formative fogs of friendship?!
>FIND OUT THIS FRIDAY AT 5:30pm!
>Get mods attention
>Thread dwellers get nuked
L M A O
Good luck with your 24h bans
Save me
>>878031
lel that does explain why suddenly the thread died for a moment
>why do I keep sticking my neck out for her
Steven with the precognitive puns
>>878094
Ironically, in the end only Indexer will remain
>>873389
Where did u get dis
>>878031
now fuck you I've got a ban request pending on my head because of hotpockets
fuck this shit
my ban was lifted 7 hours ago
>>878184
I think it had something to do with the "board war" and "attack the mods" or something. It's really not worth the effort knowing.
>>878184
>>>/co/78784125
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/78784125/
A literal holocaust
Indexer threw a tauntrum against his ban
The eye of Sauron literally dropped on the thread
About 78 posts were deleted, several bans issued
Granted at least 20 of those are Indexer
I would know
Hold on
Do you think his magic powers actually activated at the age of eight? Like the minute his gem thought his body could handle its power he stopped growing and it activated?
Like. Young Gem Puberty. So far we havent seen past baby steven do anything magical.
>>878108
>>878380
>inb4 connie dumps him because she'll eventually want a man, not a boy
>>878385
Hey /sug/, I found another pic of Yellow Diamond.
>>878385
>"Steven, your neck!" "WBI?" "YOU HAVE ONE!"
>"Why do I keep sticking my neck out for you!"
>mfw yellow diamond
HAH. They definitely made her neck like that on purpose.
She's so fucking smug.
>>878444
BRAVO SUGAR
>>878444
FUCK
>>878418
I think Steven would be understanding about it, hurt yeah, but understanding.
>"Connie, honey, who is this boy at the door?"
>"OH! Thats Steven, hes my best friend! Hes here to watch Stevonnie while we go out to dinner. Its been so long since I've seen the little guy."
>"This kid is going to watch our kid? Wait...Steven, Connie. oh my LORD did you name our little girl after both of your names combined?"
>>878561
>hfw they show him the fusion
>>878653
Worse yet Connie and her boy come back from wherever they are going to find Steven fused with her daughter.
>>873636
I wonder if she'd ever infiltrate disguised as mundane pearls to get in and poof royal court members
>>879036
>"OH MY LORD! Connie what happened to our baby girl! Connie?"
>"Its fine sweety I kind of saw this coming, this happened all the time back then, hey which Dog copter movie was the best?"
>"The first one!/The sixth one!"
>They Split, and start arguing over how the others wrong
Neat
>>879275
Cute! I like it.
Last day of the bomb
I want yellow diamond to keep me and her pearl in her lap, and let us 'play' with each other.
>>880117
>peridot finally sang
Why are we not talking about this?
>>878215
>Indexer got banned
>>880277
Nope, i'm still here
Of literally every last person of /sug/, I'm the one that literally can't be banned for good
>>880288
You're like a damn cockroach.
>>880318
Cockroaches you can squash
I'm like a haunting presence
>>880340
Somebody get the fucking exorcist.
>>876401
Speaking of which, i don't think anyone in the show has cried this stevenbomb. I could be wrong.
>you will never see yellow diamond abuse her pearl in private.
>you will never see YD belittle her pearl until the pearl is visibly shaken and on the verge of tears
>you will never see the little yellow pearl close her eyes to prevent herself from flinching as YD forcefully grabs her up by the arm and lifts her up
>you will never meekly hear her plead "my diamond, please..." As YD's grip on her arm begins to crush it.
Wow what a surprise! The first new chapter since before Christmas!!!! I'll go ahead and post it while the threads dying!! Why not yall? YOLO!!!
CHAPTER 43
"Jesus kid, are we almost there? I thought you said you were close by." The first words either of them had spoken in the five minutes they'd been walking. Dick insisted that they make the trek in silence. He claimed it was so he could gather his thoughts. Lars knew better, but held his tongue. Dongleston was clearly out of it, and this was a man famous for killing a person. At least I'm white, Lars thinks to himself. Realizing how bad a joke that was, Lars checks his privilege. He checks it long and hard before realizing that, dammit, he's doing it ironically. Lars had been trying to be nicer and more progressive, but sometimes it was just so damn difficult. How is he supposed to take this stuff seriously? Lars thought marriage equality was all well and good, but he drew the line at letting men into the ladies' room, no matter what they called themselves. What's this world coming to? We need SOME sort of organization in life, but all everyone on the left seems to want is chaos. He stops to take a puff of his cigarette and think.
"Are you fucking deaf?" Dick barks, flinching and grabbing his head at the pain his volume inflicts. Lars gazes up at the sky, seeming not to hear.
"Dick, is America doomed? You're a cop, right? You must see a lot of sick shit. Why are people so crazy these days? Do you think it's possible we have too much freedom? How is it that these sensitive genderqueer whateverkin crybabies feel they can limit free speech? You've heard that phrase 'your rights end where my feelings begin', right? It's spot on. What is a 'safe space'?"
aww yiss
>>880677
(2/3)
"I saw this thing on O'Reilly the other night where Jesse Watters went to the Mizzou campus and the #blacklivesmatter protesters kicked all the whites out of the room, including those protesting with them. It's insane, Dick. I can't believe this #blacklivesmatter thing at all. They're all out killing each other in gangs and then have the nerve to take it all out on the poor police officers such as yourself who are forced to get in the middle of it. It's not your fault they didn't have a dad, right? heh heh." Lars instantly regrets his racist rant, but it had been building in him for a while and it was a relief to have finally let it out. He takes one long drag of his cigarette and looks back to gauge Dongleston's reaction. Dick gives him a hard look.
"Shit sake kid, are you even old enough to be this cynical?" he asks
"I just watch the news" replies Lars, taking one final puff before flicking the glowing butt far off into the shadows. He thought that would seem like a cool thing to say and do. It was not, and he now realizes this. Wow, thinks Lars, maybe I am an asshole.
"Well take it from someone who lives the news," Dick says gruffly, "trying to resist any major cultural change will be a futile effort. Things are never going back to the way they were and there's nothing either of us can do about it, sad to say. You asked if we have too much freedom? That's a dangerous thought. I don't get it either, but why not let a person call themselves whatever gender or age or species they want? It doesn't matter to me."
"But then what happens when they demand you right off the bat know and use their special snowflake 'pronouns'?" counters Lars
"It's a little silly to expect everyone to know, but why not let them just do what they want? What's wrong with calling them what they want to be called? You call me 'Officer' don't you?"
>>880677
>>880686
(3/3)
"Yeah, but 'officer' is a title you EARNED. That's different"
"Sure, but it's the same in the sense that I feel disrespected when you don't address me correctly. I'm sure tranny boys or girls or whichever feel that same disrespect when you blatantly call them the wrong name. It just equates to you intentionally being rude. Don't call me 'cop'. It is rude."
"Why is 'cop' rude again"? Lars asks, eyebrow raised.
"I don't know, it just is. It rubs me the wrong way. It's like slang. I'd rather you be respectful when talking to me and leave the slang for the domino games with your homies."
"And saying something like that isn't 'disrespectful' toward black people?"
"What? 'homies'? I don't mean that in a racist sense. I mean it like 'friend' of course."
"That's such bullshit," laughs Lars, "you can only ever say that word in the racist sense nowadays. I sure know black people don't use it unironically anymore."
"You don't know that. I've heard black people say 'homie' plenty. You shouldn't generalize like that"
"Wow Dick, I never knew you were such an SJW" Lars says, rolling his eyes.
"What the fuck is an SJW?" asks Dick. "You know what, I don't care, let's just get moving again. This conversation is killing me. How much further is your house?"
"Well, we've been standing in my yard these past 10 minutes, so not far."
"Son of a bitch" Dick grumbles as they make their way to the front door.
Lars undoes the locks quietly so as to not wake Ronaldo, but his efforts are wasted. Ronaldo is gone.
and of course you can catch up with the whole t hing here!!!!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662?view_full_work=true
You love it!
>>879795
and then eternal hiatus.
>>880860
It's to sad...don't make me cry.
peridot's design is gonna change now, right?
the diamonds will be replaced with stars but what about the rest?
>>880881
none of us know
here take some hot OC
>>880874
this awesome bomb almost compensated all the indexer and para faggotry i had to put up with.
>>880881
probably, but in the future... as of barn mates it hasn't changed.
In the next bomb we'll get peedle, i'm calling it now.
>>880976
>In the next bomb we'll get peedle, i'm calling it now
keep dreaming
>>881028
Yellow Poil is best Poil
>>880934
When i watch surviving evil with people
>>881216
I love blue poil, i want blue diamond to force one of her huge fingers into blues tight cunt.
>>881229
I want to pull her hair and force her to kiss my shoes like the worthless pearl she is.
>>881229
What are you implying anon, that the Diamonds have sexual with their poils? Does that mean that our birdmom had sexual with Pink Diamond?
[spoiler]And then Rose? Birdmom a slut.[/spoiler]
>>881241
Saved
>>881249
I sure am!
Also, yes, i do think that rose fucked pearl.
>>881288
>>881297
>>881249
I want to sit in yellow diamonds lap and let her torment and torture me.
>>881310
Blue poil probably thinks it is humiliating, but she has no choice.
>there's already lewds of the poils
People work fast
>>881326
I want yellow diamond to make me and her pearl have sex in front of her
>>881241
Id kiss those lips.
>>881359
Imagine yellow diamond forcing Jasper to cry and strip naked in front of her comrades for her faliure.
>>881359
I want yellow diamond to break the arm of her pearl as she's forced her into an orgasm to see which sensation takes over her pearls mind first
>>881385
> the other jaspers when they hear that this will happen to them if they fail
>>881401
I want to hold blue pearl and listen to her soft breathing.
>>881402
Kek
>>881460
do homeworld gems breathe ? do gems breathe ?
>>881485
They don't need to breathe but I imagine the CGs do.
Hello? Is anyone here?
>>881504
I eat pussy
>>881492
Then i at least want to feel her shiver when i lick her back.
>>881629
why would you do that ?
>>881661
Why wouldn't you do that?
>>881684
i
don't
really know
>>881661
Because she's really cute.
>>881690
Implying you wouldnt make sweet, sweet love to her shivering body
>>881702
>>881370
Who wouldn't?
I want jasper to choke me with her strong hands.
I want yellow diamond to keep me and her pearl in her lap, and let us 'play' with each other.
>>881791
Idk, shivering is my weird fetish.
>>881761
Hey bby lets fuk
>>881414
>>881460
>>881812
would you bring her out of her psychosis to watch her tear up and break down in front of her diamond?
I'm glad we have Bloople now so no one has to be mean to Lapis.
>>872445
HHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGG blue pearl crying from the nonstop days of edging and teasing.
>peridot proposed the idea of a symbiotic colony
>humans and gems living in harmony
>gems born without killing the planet
It's a beautiful dream she had for that one moment
>>882010
Look at dem numbers
>>882019
If a human female got pregnant with a gem, would she die?
>>882047
Sorry, i just got here an hour ago and i didnt want to read the entire thread.
>>881862
Yes
>>881913
>so no one has to be mean to Lapis
>>882110
When's the last time you saw any Lapis abuse?
>>881718
I'm here anon
Sorry but It's either mistagged, not tagged or simply got removed?
Either way i can't find it on the principal tags
You'll have to wait some time for googlebot to pick it up, try again in about 3-4 days
>>877935
>promo image
>heart and arrow
>Steven listens to Peridot's log
>She confesses that she kinda likes Steven
From a scale of 0 to potato, what level of shitstorm would this cause?
I want to lick yellow diamonds big pussy
GreenText here again
Sorry for being on and off, I have gotten a lot busier in the past few months.
Thought about writing for co, but the pressure is a lot more there than here. More relaxing.
Here is the newest thing I wrote yesterday.
>>882187
>From a scale of 0 to potato, what level of shitstorm would this cause?
watermelon
>>882187
The crys of a million fanboys over the loss of a waifu.
New thread
>>882389