Orcs (anons) and Draenei's (players) need all care and love equally too edition
Make love, not war.
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You will regret this day.
Good morning, how is everyone?~
I can't stay up for much longer, I'm so tiiiired
I love this artist, even if the depictions are quite over exaggerated the style is top notch.
>This Age of Empires run
Poor guy but he's still so comfy.
You aren't gropy.
Well still, Goodnight.
>tfw no anon to take me as his fuckslave and breeding bitch.
Living without being cummed inside is suffering.
>you will never be an Eredar lord with a demonic harem
I want to cum inside you until you're my plaything. Then I want to cum some more.
I keep weird hours and stuff like that.
Don't get used to me being consistent.
Ugh! It's not fair, Horde bitches ALWAYS get the best dick!
>I just don't in-thread lewd.
May I ask why? Just out of curiosity.
How active is the discord compared to here? Do people actually use the voice chat?
Not that I care about the gender behind the writer, but I'd imagine it'd at least get *sorta* awkward voice chatting someone you text fuck
but I've never used discord since I'm too attuned to skype, so I don't know how the texting on there is either...
Nah, people deciding what people other than themselves should be doing in the threads hurts the threads.
Too many people have some specific idea of what this should be like, and it's always only based on what they want.
The whole point is to find people to do lewd shit with. Even if it's not in the thread, if you find someone then it's worked.
If you wanna do it all here that's fine. Just don't start acting like one person not putting on a show is gonna tear the whole thing apart.
Mm, as lovely as that sounds. I don't believe you. If you really wanted me so badly, you would cum inside of me and take me already!
>Besides, could you really betray the alliance just for some dick?
You do not understand the severity of the utter cock famine plaguing the Alliance! Honestly, don't tell anybody, but I'm at the point where I would betray my friends and comrades just for a whiff of dick.
Need is a strong word. I'm glad you understand that it's entirely applicable in my desperate situation.
Mmm, I get you. I'm quite shy myself and self conscious about my writing, but I'll take this as a fun challenge here to improve writing and I don't mind the audience since people don't really care what you do or not.
>Miyafuji enjoyed the patting and nudged against your palm a bit.
I push you to the ground, your face on the floor and your ass in the air.
"I'm gonna cum in your ass, you dirty slut. Take it deep inside you."
I spit on your ass and tease it with the head of my cock. Then I push my throbbing erection's entire length into you with one thrust.
if you dont like where things are going you can drop the thread, infront of everyone, ive had to do it before, not that the normal threads i end up with IC are anything worth dealing with
Not really about being shy. People do actually care about what goes on.
I don't want to get involved in that shit. Too much bullshit. There's even list-writers in this place. Power rankings.
As for my writing I'm not too worried. If it's good enough for my partner it's good enough for me.
Still not doing it in the threads. I got my reasons and they haven't changed yet.
If they do I'll consider it. They're still valid to me and I'll keep on keeping on.
Ah, I see. Yeah it's a bit silly, even if the list maker said it was just for fun.
I just love to see everyone having fun times together in harmony if possible, it makes me really happy usually most during the hectic hours here.
Mmh, I serve the Alliance as a fair, benevolent priestess... but I've wanted to make a change in faith for so very long. The Alliance can't satisfy my deepest, innermost desires... I want to worship at the church of Horde cock.
Anon's cock is a treasure, I would submit to his domination or let him lie down to enjoy the way I'd ride his cock.
>She bites her lips with an eager look in her eyes, growing wet between her legs just from the way anon manhandles her by the wrist.
"Wait... oh god, wait!"
I can't help but squeal as you push my face deep against the ground, making my ass rise high in the air as your saliva splatters across this thick, juicy rear end.
The way your cock teases me makes me bite my lip, pushing back against it just to feel it throb deeper between my ass - only to be rewarded with those inches I crave most.
Silly's when things are fun. That sorta thing just isn't fun.
Like I said before. Everyone has a different way they think the threads should go.
Is there anything on your mind? Any bullshit keeping you up?
"Your mouth says wait but your body says keep going. Just look, your hips are moving on their own!" I say, pumping away at your ass, matching your rhythm.
I slide a finger into your mouth for you to suck on while I pound your ass deeper, stretching your asshole with my thick cock.
"You like this, don't you? Call me master."
[>That pic. Hnng.]
You could say that... It frustrates me so much, however!
Well... That's true, but my partners must have been really annoyed. I'll just apologize next time.
My manner of saying it may have been cute, but really, I should stop passing out...
Nnngh... Anon's cock... I'm finally getting Anon's cock...!
>She whispers underneath her breath with adoration brimming from her sapphire eyes, as if she had the curiosity and intrigue of a small child waiting to unwrap a gift. The draenei looks up at Anon as she's led to his fly, an innocent smile across her lips as she brings it down, retrieving Anon's cock - and basking in her first touch of warm dick - stroking it for a moment before leaning in to wrap her lips around it for a sweet, indulgent kiss.
No! No, I wouldn't! I mean, not under any circumstances, unless... unless you can promise that I would have a future full of Horde cock ahead of me if I did... then maybe... then absolutely...
Ever since Jaina left after Garrosh pissed her off, the Horde hasn't had an alliance cocksock to use, constantly I might add, as a cumdump. With how pent up they all are, I doubt you'll get any sleep for a month you'll be getting so much cock. We won't even have to feed you with all the cum you'll have shot down your throat, not to mention what we make you lick up on your five minute breaks.
That's the life that awaits you if you kill Velen FOR THE HORDE!
Come on, there must be a reason for seeing me so early in the morning...
I'm really waiting for the GTA3 next, the runner ran AoE just earlier and he's really comfy.
Ara, silly anon~ I'll pass, but thank you for offering anyway. Uhuhu.
>Instead, she gives him a flying kiss, accompanied with a small wink.
Ah, well, I'll quit worrying about it. Bad for my skin~ Ufufu. I shall just apologize to them later.
Ehehe~ Would people mistake us for sisters if we act like it, I wonder? Ahh, I have to say however, your hair is beautiful as well~
If I had rested beforehand it wouldn't have happened, but oh well~
I still can't wrap my head around how they can get through these super-long games in no time at all. I managed to catch some of Amnesia and Outlast last night, who figures all of this neat stuff out?
Why not? You wouldn't....lace it with anything, would you? That would be really cruel.
I think i'm going to be up for a while yet, mister. But when I do start to nod off, you can use me as your personal pillow!
Hehe, think they would? But it's not just your hair, it's the entire package that's pretty, miss!
They're quite literally all autists, which is why they love this type of stuff and enjoy finding ways to break the games. There are also people who don't run the games but find bugs and glitches in games which in return helps runners to come up with strategies.
"Nnngh... you're wrong, I don't like it!" The draenei whines, her light little voice escaping from between her lips in a squeal as your cock throbs deep within her ass, making it jiggle and bounce on your cock - making her tight, virgin anus stretch to take that dick.
"I don't like it... mmmh, I love it - I love it so much, Master!" Her lips suckle and kiss that finger, letting her tongue curl around it with an indulgent suck.
Mmh... precious cock... mush whorship...
>She can hardly speak with cock prodding between her lips, letting her draenei tongue slowly curl underneath it before letting herself take those inches in her mouth.
If I want to be a priestess of cock, I should worship them all, no matter the length or thickness!
Mmh, I... I'm so conflicted! I know that I should remain faithful to the Prophet, I know that I should do the right thing... mmh, but what if the right thing is being an Alliance fuckdoll for the Horde? In fact, I've never heard anything so right in my entire life! Those poor men work so valiantly... shouldn't they deserve a loyal, eager cumdump to suckle and savor each load of cum they have churning in their loins? I can be that cumdump, I can be the Alliance cockaddict who relieves their tension with every cock I swallow! If you think about it, ending the Prophet's life for the sake of Horde cock would be in the interest of the greater good!
>who figures all of this neat stuff out?
It is a community effort as all the most optimised games show. Every little thing a random player may find and shares could be the next trick to shave of seconds or even minutes off the current wr.
Then do it, kill Velen, betray your fellow priests, all of you allies, your entire species. And when you do it, tell them why. When Velen lies slain, I want you to shout for all to hear, that you did this so that you could be filled with Horde cock.
"Mmm, that's it. Your ass is so tight. I knew you were just a cock slave after all."
I grab one of your tits and start licking your neck, arching your back and making your ass swallow my whole length. I slide in and out of your ass as I please, treating you like the fuck toy you are. I notice your tail flicking at me and grab it, stroking it as I fuck your tight ass.
This thread keeps shifting between being a boner killer and a boner maker.
I'm getting confused.
Somehow I feels like you're trying to undress me with your eyes, miss! Buuut I can't say I mind it THAT much...
>She begins her own investigation, scanning the woman up and down. Her eyes stop to linger on her curves for seconds at a time before moving on with a blush.
Do you really draw, hubby? I absolutely suck at it, I bet even a child could do a better than job but I'd like to see some of your masterwork pieces!
Would you watch an anime called Kill la Boner?
Hehe, I'm sorry. I can't help it, with a pretty lady before me~
>She winks boldly, hand rested on her own cheek with its fingers splayed out.
Say, we never got to greet each other properly... Nikou. A pleasure, miss~
(You roleplay and don't stick to character?)
She's a Draenei. I don't know which part it is you like, but my part is asking her to kill Velen, (who is the leader of her religious order, her race, and her half of an ongoing war) and in return I'll make her a slave to the entire enemy faction.
Not sure if that's the part you like, as she's doing a few things.
(Kill la Kill totally exists in league of legends! :^))
Yo, community and anons alike.
I think my internet's stable.. We dead hour yet?
Not exactly boner material yet but it's pretty cool.
R-Right, sorry! My name is Elphelt Valentine, let's get along well! But somehow I doubt that'll be an issue, Ms. Nikou.
>She gives Nikou an earnest smiile and thrusts forward a gloved hand.
Nnngh... no, I don't know... this got too real for me. I can't do this, I'm sorry!
>The draenei leaves, flushed with a hint of pink across her visage - burying her face in her hands as she runs away. And yet, a couple of months later, the world is taken aback by the sudden murder of Prophet Velen. A draenei priestess confesses to the murder of the prophet, perhaps touched by the magic of the Horde to compel her into committing such heinous treachery. Touched by madness, the draenei shivers like an addict, yearning in anticipation for the rewards to come - presented to the judge and tribunal, as well as the public, for one final plea before sentencing. There's a subtle smirk across her lips.
The death of the Prophet will not be in vain, for there is a new dawn approaching - the dawn of the Horde, and my new destiny as a Horde cumdump awaits... in your last dying breath, when you're writhing on the floor with a Horde countryman towering above you, catching the faintest glimpse of the smudged lipstick of a whore smeared across his cock from underneath his loincloth... know that the lipstick belongs to meeeeee!
"Mmh, thank you, Anon - thank you for letting this humble priestess accept her destiny as a slave to your dick!"
I can't help but yeowl, my voice rising in a sweet little melody as your cock pushes my voice out with each helping of dick I take. My soft, milky tits rise in your hands, and I drool - salivating when your cock bottoms out within me, letting my tail flicker about - only for you to take it as easily as you've taken me, dripping down my thighs like such an eager slave to dick.
Good scenarios are fun. Just don't expect or see them much, myself.
>The entire Horde is impressed when the news reaches them.
>You however are in the Stormwind Stockade, and they can't exactly pop by and pick you up, what with it being a heavily fortified prison in the heart of a well-defended Alliance capitol city.
>Until the day the Horde defeats the Alliance and claims you as their prize, you are the personal slave of Hogger, the Gnoll King.
>Hogger beats you regularly, bites you for fun, and fucks you often, which is extra degrading because he is a lesser species
>Nikou reaches out and shakes hands with Elph, with a warm smile marking her lips.
Charmed~ I'm sure we'll get along very well, Ms. Valentine.
They never really do unless you talk it all out beforehand. That doesn't seem too much fun either.
Either roll with what ya get or go for something else.
>implying anyone is
>implying we don't all suck dick metaphorically and literally
>I'm not good at erp
>but my english improved very good
I'm not even mad.
I keep fucking your ass, my mind going blank at the pleasure.
"Fuck, your slave asshole feels so good," I say as I bottom out inside your tight, wet ass.
I slide two fingers in your slippery pussy and start massaging your g-spot in a beckoning motion.
"I'm almost at my limit. I'm gonna cum in your ass, you dirty draenei! Take it all deep inside. I want us to cum at the same time!"
>She excitedly grabs the girl's hand with both of her own and shakes it vigorously, ending with a resolute nod.
Hmm, what brings the lovely Ms. Nikou here anyways, if I may ask? I initially came to find husbands but it seems this place is more interested in....carnal desires....
Mmmh... sssho delicious...
>Her warm breath lingers on your cock, the draenei's words stifled by the weight of that thickness throbbing in her mouth. She drools on it, making it glisten in her saliva as the head throbs against the back of her throat.
>Locked within the stockades, deemed mentally unstable and a danger to society - compromised by Horde magics.
>Guards within the stockades always tempt me by asking me for quick blowjobs, but I turn them all down, stating that I'm only loyal to Horde cock and a piddly little Alliance peen can hardly be considered a penis at all.
>I try to rid myself of the guilt of my treachery by masturbating, practicing my deepthroating on my fist and arm while daydreaming about all the Horde dick that's soon to await.
>The day that the Horde frees me from captivity is the day I have my first taste of cock, and certainly not my last, even in the hours that follow.
>Serving the Gnoll King as his loyal slave is a dream come true to a draenei like me, constantly wet between my legs from the humiliation, my cool, blue complexion always bruised and scarred in submissive bitemarks and pummels across my slave body.
"Aaah, I'm so glad that I could please you, Master - I'm so thankful that you've made me yours! Please, give your naughty draenei slavecunt the cum I crave, please have mercy - please, please cum!"
I yeowl, letting my head tilt up towards the ceiling as my tongue lolls out from between my lips - panting like an utter bitch lost in the heat of her own lust, grinding against your thick fingers as my ass jiggles and smothers Master's cock between it! I can't help myself - and my voice rises in an octave, gasping for air as I cum on Master's fingers!
(( I won't post mine, but I'd add anybody who wants to leave their Steam and keep in touch!
Uuuu, p-probably not....
>She hangs her head in apparent shame for a second but quickly regains her composure.
But I gotta keep on going! If I can find the ever elusive "true love", it'll likely be here!
That's no way to think. Let me tell you a tale. When I first started ERP, I was horrible. And I mean terrible.
It's been about a year now, off and on, and now I'm only slightly bad!
S-So, there's always room for improvement.
(I see! Well, I'll probably post my mail to you at some point once I have time to make a throwaway, and we can set up something through there since I'd rather not post it in public either.. do come back at some point though! I'd love to do a round with you.)
Ah, my reason for coming here, hmm? Well, really, I just wanted to see what it was like here. It's quite fun, so I decided to linger for a bit~
>Nikou snickers, fingers raised up to her lips.
That, I suppose is the most prominent reason I have...
>The Horde never conquers Stormwind, but you get more cock than even you bargained for, when Alliance and Horde alike are conquered by the demons of the Burning Legion.
>Sargeras's cock is bigger than your entire body, and you are still required to service it, bound by silence spells, you are never permitted to heal yourself with magic, as the Legion takes great joy in your pain
>While lesser whores of all races simply die of their wounds, you and a select few others serve the thousands of demons of the Legion for all eternity.
That guy looked kinda dejected. Did he do poorly?
Weeeell between us, i'll admit that part really isn't so bad at all...
Did someone say carnal desires? I can fill that part.
I could really use a snack right about now..
I keep pounding your ass, my fingers wet with your pussy juices. My cock is ready to explode as I grab your chest and pull you towards me, turning your head to the side and slipping my tongue in your mouth. My cock starts to twitch and I thrust into the deepest parts of your ass.
"I'm cumming, my cock slave! Take it all in your draenei ass!" I say, tugging on your twitching tail.
My cock jerks inside you rapidly, spraying thick, hot spurts of my cum onto the inner walls of your anus, coating them and filling you up to the brim.
"Mmmmhh~ that feels great, you draenei slut. Are you sure you're a virgin?" I say as I collapse in a heap beside you.
Humm, i'd have say....alive, sentient aaaand probably not an animal. I don't think i'm particularly picky. I wonder if that could be a bad thing?
>She taps her forehead with her pointer finger, lost in her thoughts again.
Just tuning in again, that GTA3 run was amazing even with all the mistakes. So much new strats since the last time I saw GTA3 run race being done over year ago.
And about the drawing thing. No, I don't really know how to draw well, only oil on canvas painting. But I want to get good at drawing anniemay stuff and the alike at some point. I do color some stuff now for few friends.
Not an animal? But you have rabbit ears. Somebunny might get the wrong idea.
I can agree with you on that part~ However, I'm just teasing some anons here for now. Ufufu. Not bad at all, honestly~
>She winks, sticking out her tongue in a teasing manner.
>walks over to you and lowers his head to meet your lips
Well then, D, I'm sure I can fill your carnal desires~
>She stares up at him with a dreamy, half-lidded gaze, running her tongue across her curled lips as the ocean blue of her eyes only glows.
>The draenei rises to her feet with the taste of that cock still so fresh on her breath, feeling utterly hot between her thighs as she pushes Anon down to sit on his lap, spreading her needy slit with her painted fingernails to welcome that cock, to let it slide inside, to bounce on it and take it all!
>I'm decorated in ornate slavewear, golden chains and jeweled collars that cling to the curves of my fertile silhouette - my bindings glow in the infernal hue of my captors, marking me as theirs.
>Despite my presence, I'm treated as nothing more than their simple little whore, humiliated and tortured by their sadistic tendencies, beaten by cock after cock that almost leaves my skin in a permanent shade of purple from the bruising.
>Sargeras takes great delight in making this whore miserable, knocking the wind out of me and making me fall to the floor when he slaps me across the face with a cock that might as well be as thick as a warhammer, pinning me down between the floor and his cock while I struggle to even breathe.
Mmh, my soft lips part to take your tongue, letting it disappear deep within my mouth as my sweet, warm breath lingers and sizzles across your taste buds. Your fingers are as drenched as I am, and I yeowl deep between our tongues as your seed gurgles and sloshes inside of meeeeee!
You steady me by my handlebar tail, keeping me pinned as I shiver and bounce on your dick - this cushy draenei ass squeezed on your cock as if trying to milk and suffocate it whole, gaping in your thick inches as Master makes his slave all creamy insiiide...
I can hardly catch my breath, staring blankly - panting in the lingering ecstasy as your cum bubbles within me...
"Mmmh, Master flatters me... this draenei slut is a virgin, but perhaps your cock brought out the natural whore in me."
I thought so too, but he didn't sound so happy there. Maybe just exasperated by the intense concentration? And i'm sure you can do anything you put your mind to! Practice makes perfecto, as they say.
It's just a hat, mister. Nooothing going on under there...Wait, are you still teasing me!?
Oho, how cruel. Give em' all you got there, Ms. Nikou!
Hehe, I just wanted to make the joke.
I'm interested, though. I don't think we've met yet, did I overhear you're looking for a husband?
I don't mind it, I have extra bacon bodies in the back somewhere. Don't hold back D-san, let your hunger drive you wild.
Bad, have exam today and I'm stressed as fuck.
>She walks circles around him, carefully examining his frame up and down.
>She walks over and give his cheeks a couple of pokes and his ear a tug before nodding to herself.
Looks to be quite alive....And you can speak, so you i'd say you pass! Now just sign away on this dotted line here....
You sure did.
This is a pretty odd place to look for something like that, are you sure you're not just looking for "something else?"
Oh yes, take in my smoky scent, arouse yourself in my flavor.
>Sargeras enjoys causing you as much physical pain as possible. He has quite a fondness for cutting fissures and wounds over your entire body, especially any sensitive erogenous zones, and covering you in (literally burning) hot demon semen, watching your body withe in agony as you suffer for his pleasure.
>Kil'jaeden particularly takes great delight in making you cry from humiliation. He forces the Naaru to watch what the Legion has made of their former priestess of light, and you can telepathically here how ashamed they are of you, which only makes you cum harder at their abuse, which makes the Naaru more disappointed. A vicious cycle which Kil'jaeden loves inciting with new and creative ways to make you debase yourself, begging, pleading, debasing yourself in hopes of using your body to serve demons.
>Yogg Saron, now allied with the Legion in their victory, has a special psychological torture. Knowing that part of you loves being a worthless slave, he fills your mind with nightmare visions of being a prim and proper priestess of purity, respected and above reproach, forbidden any pleasures of the flesh, even non-bland foods, and makes your tortures seem to last hundreds of years
Yeah he was really nervous during the Age of Empires run too. Some anons kept saying he was from Bosnia so not maybe even born in the States, dunno about that really.
Well sure I can, I just need passion and that willpower to do so, which sadly I haven't had for lots of things.. But let's not hop onto those things.
I press my lips against your wet mouth, my tongue moving against yours as I bask in the afterglow of the intense orgasm you gave me. I fondle your tits and squeeze your ass, as it starts leaking my cum onto the floor. My cock stays semi-hard, leaking the last bits of cum, ready to use your lewd body as I please once more.
[Wow, that was really hot. Made me cum a whole lot. Do you have a contact email or something?]
No way! A-Alright, maybe those kind of things do feel good.....but it's all part of a wife's duty to know how to keep their husband happy!
>Sinking his teeth into Bacon-san, he coils his tongue around him, taking the delicious treat into his mouth.
Mmh, bhchn shn~!
>He shakes his head and chuckles, letting out an irked sigh.
Alright, I'll humor you. You've got a lot of choices here, so what kind of guy are you looking for?
Agreed, thinking too hard about these things will just give you a big ole' headache anyways! We'll just enjoy the show.
Aaand done! Even more shotgun than shotgun wedding!
>She narrows her eyes at him with a smirk.
I suppose now you'll want to consummate the marriage, dont'cha? Cuz it's not like I was looking forward to it because it's been a while or anything silly like that...
>She suddenly clears her throat in an attempt to stop the awkward babbling.
Guy, gal, it doesn't matter much to me. As long as we can make each other....happy!
>I delightfully deliver my deliciousness, devoured by driving myself deeper inside D.
>He rests his head on his hand, clearly unamused.
So, in other words, you're just trying to justify your sexual desires with marriage.
Or am I wrong?
>He swallows the bacon, dropping him into his warm stomach acid, melting him away into nutrients.
Mm, Bacon-san, that was a delicious treat.
>Bacon-san taps his shoulder from behind
It was delightful for me ,Bacon, as well.
Well, if you *really* want to make it official, I suppose I don't have much of a choice~
>He'd take El by her hands and help her up and onto his lap, arms slowly wrapping around her hips and squeezing into a hug.
Is there any way you'd like to do this since it's been so long?
Hello there! I made you breakfast this morning, and your breakfast shall be me.
H o w ' s i t g o i n g ?
Pretty good. My internet's back up and running, I'm a bit disappointed I was forced to leave early last night, though.
Wrong, wrong, wrong! I wouldn't dream of doing something so depraved.
>She leans back into his warm hug, reaching behind to wrap her arms around his neck and craning her head back to give him a quick peck on the lips and a wink.
Naaah. You can do as you'd like, it's our honeymoon after all!
Morning, Ms. Blue.
>Smiled and returned the kiss, briefly holding it while his arms slid up from her hips, and onto her expansive chest.
I suppose I'll start with this!
>Rested his chin upon her shoulder, his hands rolling, kneading and fondling El's bust, eventually tugging down on her top to let both of those plushy mounds bounce free. All the while, down below his bulged crotch would grind up against her skirt-covered bottom, slightly sinking the length of it into the fabric.
>A big piece of myself is sent to Konata's waiting tummy
S-so soon! Not even time to savor me...
It's funny that you mention the last form of psychological torture, as i was wondering how one would frustrate and weaken the morale of a character who has a natural tendency to enjoy degradation and humiliating acts - as mine often end up being. Then I realized that being treated as chaste and clean would be the most horrid fate of all. Worst end. I'm kind of laughing from how easily you've given a painslut something that even she would hate, you're very insightful.
I'm glad I could earn that hot, sticky cum. If only I could clean it from your fingers, hm hm... I'm too lazy for e-mail, but I'll stop by again soon.
Thank you, I'm glad I wasn't kicked out for being bad. I haven't even played a Blizzard game in my life and I was kind of just winging it. I'm open to play as a draenei or another WoW character again, because I like all the stuff in >>868276 and >>867982 and >>867802
Leaving now, but I'll stop by around the same time tomorrow.
Your skills are admirable. I wish I could be your food for thought one day.
>She groans, caught off-guard by his hands suddenly going her breasts, overly sensitive and having not been touched for so long. It doesn't take long before she melts into it, pressing her soft rear against the bulge she feels growing in his pants.
Mhmmm, not a bad start at all, mister!
>She puffs her cheeks out and swats at his hand.
>He crosses his arms and flaunts a smug grin, tapping his toe against the floor.
Really? Alright then, I'll give you two options.
Would you like to go out on a nice candlelit first date, or would you rather get railed in the bedroom?
Go get 'em, tiger~ Uhuhu.
You're really cute, El! I've been waiting to spend time with you for a couple weeks, so this is rather unexpected and nice!
>He peppered kisses against her neck, chuckling quietly out of enjoyment, and then quickly grinding his hips against El's plump backside. Leaning back, he'd make an effort to start exposing El's nether region, as well as to tug out his own, eager cock.
>He pats her head, holding in a surfacing giggle.
Always? This is the first time we've met, El. You're cute when you get flustered. Even though I don't believe you, I'd like to take you up on that date sometime.
Would you like me to satisfy your cravings?
Did I really keep you waiting so long? I'm so sorry!
>She giggles as her neck is tickled by his kisses, easily slipping out of her slightly dampened panties. Her plump thighs squeeze tightly around his cock for a moment before she releases it. She then grabs his hand and presses it against her exposed sex, already glazed, grinning back at him from ear to ear.
Buuuut we can make up for lost time, can't we?
You didn't! I've just not had any time to do much of anything until recently, and even if, you'd be well worth the wait!
>Gave El another peck on her lips, his fingers starting to rub, prod and tease her hot little lips, teasing them while his length would grind between her thighs and eventually replace his fingers, slowly rubbing the top of his shaft against the slit that would welcome him in soon.
That's the plan.. I've been pretty stressed out..~
>He replied, prodding the head of his cock into El's snatch and slowly grinding inch by inch up into her until hilting, his teeth clenching in delight and fingers returning to their previous groping on her breasts.
>Tugs on your shirt from behind
Morning, Kanade. How are you? I'm glad you and Konata are getting along.
(Sorry about my abrupt leave last night, my internet was acting up.)
Perhaps some other time, but thank you for the proposition.
I return with food!
Ah, good morning.
>Gently ruffles your hair
Did you sleep well?
This sure is a lot of Castlevania....
W-Would you seriously do that? Then i'll have to accept your apology.
>Her perturbed face quickly softens into a bright smile.
You'd better not forget, or i'll totally get upset again!
Glad you enjoy~
>She returns his soft kiss, full of warmth. Her lower lips begin to redden as they're toyed with as she tries to her best to suppress the moans building up in her throat.
That's really sweet. I'm glad we could meet each other again, mister!
>Though her soaked opening offers little resistance, she still shivers in pleasure as he pushes his member into her until she was at his base. Her insides constrict around him like a snake as she enjoys herself more and more.
Very well. Then allow me to give you some food for thought.
>Bacon strips down, his 8 inch kabob flailing about as he walks away
>Sets down a plate of food in front of you
Eggs and bacon for you, that alright?
>eggs and bacon
But I'm the only bacon you need, Konata
>Shivered as El's insides squeezed and milked at every last inch he had buried into her, his hips giving way to desire and quickly starting to upward against her backside.
Mh, geez, El..
>He couldn't help but start to pant against her neck while every clap of his crotch against her bottom would send ripples across her skin and force her chest to bounce in his grip, the steady thrusting quickly gaining in speed and force.
And two more after this before two super hype, super Punch-Out's and Mirror's Edge.
I haven't played Castlevanias ever but I enjoy the music everytime.
Of course! Just hit me up anytime you're free. I'm pretty great at making instant noodles, you know. They're gourmet.
>He smiles widely, clapping his hands together.
You're perfect, Konata. Thanks a ton.
You made this yourself? Marry me.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
>Feeling your warm embrace, I offer myself to you to feast upon.
Sooo...do you spit or swallow?
I'm alright, sort of tired, still.
>He lazily hugs her, not fully finished waking up.
Get a good night's sleep, angel?
>Blood trickles from her nose
E-Every time... guh...
Gomen, Bacon-kun, I didn't mean to neglect you.
>Takes another bite out of you.
Fufufu~ I sure did. Enjoy it!
Yep, was nice and cozy.
>Smiles as she notices your look, bringing a bite of her breakfast up to you
Hehe, say "Aahh"~
>She begins to move along with him, lifting off of him a bit before letting herself fall back into his deep thrusts with a loud slap, her breasts flailing wildly each time.
Uuuuuu, El really needed this~ You're amazing, mister, I c-can hardly keep up!
>A frown starts to return to her brow.
>He takes a bite, enthralled by the deliciousness of her breakfast.
Jeez, this is good! Better than my own mom's.. Thanks a lot, Konata.
>Arched his back a bit higher with every slap El made down onto his lap. In an effort to drive both himself and his partner into climax, he'd start to piston his thrusts hard into El's own movements, sending her cleavage higher with each slap.
You're one to talk about, nh, being amazing! I'm already close~
>Panted heavily, his hands grinding and meshing both of El's breasts against one another while he neared climax, every inch of his shaft grinding firmly against her folds and deepest parts.
>She fell limp in your arms, still not having woken up herself and shook her head
N-not really. I'm a fool.. heh.
>She balled her fist up and hit the top of her head lightly and let out a quiet giggle
>Kanade excitedly thinks to herself "I get to taste Konata's cooking?! I bet it's yummy!" She opens mouth a little, a trail of saliva trickling down her bottom lip in anticipation
>He jokingly slaps his own cheek, waving his other hand around.
Sorry, sorry, you're right. A woman like you definitely deserves fancier than just noodles. Alright, I'll figure something out once I get my next paycheck, I'm pretty broke right now, though.
>He frowns and pets her hair, untangling her messy bedhead.
Why do you say that? My little angel shouldn't talk poorly about herself..
>She lets out some heavy pants of her own as her insides continue to contract around on his cock as it bumps again her womb with each forceful stroke.
Y-Yeah, I feel it c-coming up too, dear~
>Her hips seem to take a mind of their own as they shake back and forth each time they come down on his. Goosebumps break out on her fair skin as she starts to rub her clit with a free hand, her body privy to what was about to come.
Uh-huh, that all sounds much more appropriate!
>Locked lips with El as he reached his limit, a muffled, pleasure-filled sigh escaping during the kiss while the two tongue's danced.
>After hilting in for a final time, the boy would rock his hips, gripping tight onto El's breasts as he came and filled her womb to the brim with hot, sticky seed, the pure amount of it painting her otherwise pink walls a pearly shade of white, until finally the kiss would break and he'd speak once more.
So it's official, then..~?
>He teased, just leaning back with his new wife, staying connected by the hip, idly playing with her chest and dotting her neck and cheeks with several, small kisses.
Here's your salmon, madame.
As for the bacon...
>Opens up a bottle of Jack Daniel's, and drinks half of the bottle, sitting down next to you. He allows you to come closer and breathe in his wonderful, halfway intoxicating scent.
Let me be your appetizer, for you are like a goddess from heaven shining down upon me.
>Smiles brightly at the praise, scratching the back of her head
It's just eggs and bacon, heh... but I'm glad you like it.
>Gives you a thumbs up
>Blushes slightly at the sight in front of her before shaking her head and bringing the food into your mouth
There you go!
>He stands after finishing his meal, clapping his hands together once again to signify the end of breakfast.
Yeah, I did, but now I owe you. I'll whip you up some of my signature instant noodles later.
>He bends down to kiss her cheek.
Thanks, best chib.
Well, beauty is on the inside just as much on the outside. For me to supply you with nourishment dor bnoth sides of your beauty is everything I could ever ask for, Miss Konata.
>She buried her head into your chest to avoid answering any further questions.
Did.. you sleep well?
>She closed her mouth around the fork and her eyes immediately lit up. In her excitement she tried to talk with a mouth full of food
is weally 'ood.
>She swallowed with a loud gulp and remained silent, taking a minute to register what just happened.
>She grabs his hands and locks her fingers with his as her body begins to tense up, her panting and moaning synchronized with his every thrust.
M-Mister! El's gonna....
>She lets the immense pleasure overtake her, biting her lip and arching her back up as the warmth of her orgasm spreads from head to toe. The tingling doesn't subside as his swollen cock releases it's load inside of her and his thick semen invades her womb. She collapses back onto his lap, exhausted in the afterglow of coming
Ahhh...it's official alright! Congrats to your new wife!
>She rests against him, catching her breath as he happily fondles her breasts. She turns her head around again and plants another sloppy kiss on his lips.
And congrats to me on a new husband! I sure am a lucky gal!
A promise is a promise, remember.!
This salmon....looks overdone. Back to the kitchen with you!
Senpai's instant noodles, I'm honored!
>Grins as you leave a kiss on her pink cheek
Thank you for your service, bacon-kun.
>Smiles at the compliment as she watched your reaction
I'm glad, hehe~
>She takes a bit of food for herself before bringing another bite up to your mouth
YOU fucking anons i swear to jegus
I cant 8elieve you fucked mettaton while i was gone, shame on you, i should kill 8oth of you impostors
>Continued to kiss El, a trail of saliva dripping between their tongues once it ended and he'd just huddle up with the cutie.
I'm the lucky one~
That was really great, too, thanks for the time, El! It was well worth the wait~
If you were here yesterday i might have done so
As long as you're happy, i'm happy. It means I haven't failed my duties as a wife! Thank you too Mr....hum, what can I call you now that we're married?
>Lets out a huff as her shoulders slump down
I've got work in 30 minutes, that's my day... Tomorrow is my day off though, so I'm looking forward to it.
>The rests his head back and groans into the sky, his arms falling limp to his sides.
And just when I thought I'd get to spend some quality time with my favorite blue-haired cutie..
>Gives you a hug as consolation, burying her face in your chest
Gomen, senpai. The world is cruel.
>Nodded thinking to herself "I could never get enough of you, Konata." Her cheeks, from an outside perspective, turned a bright shade of pink for no reason as she opened her mouth once more
It's okay. Sorry for the overreaction.
(I'm still debating if I should roleplay as her personality or not.. It's messing with my replies. Sorry)
Hm hm, 'dear' is fine if we're going with the lovey dovey stuff.
But as for an actual name..? Geez, I've never given it much thought after hanging around here.. well, until I can get comfy with revealing that, hubby should do just fine!
You can say that again.
>He bends down and winks at her, teasingly tugging on the collar of her uniform.
So you wouldn't be against it if I were to, oh I don't know, do it again?
(Dunno, I can see why it would be hard. You're really good at nailing Kanade's personality, though. It's up to you, really)
Sorry but hubby is reserved especially for Miyafuji! I think "dear" will do nicely, eh?
>She giggles, giving him a last kiss on the forehead.
Anyways I think I should be getting to sleep, dear. It's waaay past El's bedtime again so she should be responsible! Take care of yourself, okay?
>He balls his hand into a fist and bonks her head, sticking his tongue out.
You're a big dork, Konata.
Heehee, dont be so angry anon
>Looks up at you with a goofy grin on her face
You know it!
Nighty night, thread.
I won't keep you waiting next time!
Aww, you seemed to like me when you thought i was going to suck your dick
So you were desperate for my perfect 8ody?
>She leaps back a couple feet, trying her best to avoid eye contact in an obvious flustered state and crosses her arms.
>She closes her lips around the spoon once more while staring blankly off into the distance. She slowly turns her gaze towards you the more she chews until your eyes meet and with the spoon still fit snugly between her lips she lazily reaches her arms up around your neck, pulling you into a gentle hug
I 8elieve this is one of those human meme things, fitting for your situation
>He puffs his cheeks in a false pout, shaking his head.
No, kissing isn't hentai. It's just a nice way to show love, that's all!
A-And besides, stop bringing up hentai! That's more perverted than kissing is.
>Taken off guard, she happily returns the embrace, gently rubbing your back while her other hand rests on the back of your head as she sighs
G-Gomen, I've gotta go now...
Have a good time at work.
Try not to hurt yourself.
There's a lack of Touhou erpers.
Don't you have somewhere else to be instead of minding someone else's business?
>Is that you Cirno? Are you finally back with us?