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ERP Thread Orcs (anons) and Draenei's (players) need all

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ERP Thread
Orcs (anons) and Draenei's (players) need all care and love equally too edition

Make love, not war.
Previous thread >>862369
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>>866994
Nice pic.
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First. Get fucked.
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>>866994
There were 4 pictures left. Too soon.
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>takes a deep breath before exhaling

Got to love that new thread smell.
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>>867003
Thanks.
>>867008
Fug, I'm sorry.
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>>867005
>Get fucked
If it's by you, then I'm okay with it.
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>>867008
TOO SOON, EXECUTUS. YOU HAVE MADE THIS THREAD TOO SOON.
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>>867008
Fuck. If you're so upset about that I guess I can fill the rest.

>>867005
>Get fucked.
Other way around.

>>867013
There's more, right?
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>>867019
You will regret this day.
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Good morning, how is everyone?~
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>>867026
Sleepyyyyy -w-
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>>867019
>>867003
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>>867029
Hello gropy
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>>867033
Gross.
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>>867039
hiiiiiii
I can't stay up for much longer, I'm so tiiiired
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>>867033
Nice.

>raises glass
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>>867025
What? Are you really good at fucking or something?

>>867026
No complaints.

>>867033
Do those even feel good on the wrist?
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>>867045
There's more from where that comes from
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>>867019
Go wild.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=metal_owl_%28aden12%29
I love this artist, even if the depictions are quite over exaggerated the style is top notch.
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>>867047
Ok, sleep well cuteboy
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>>867029
So take a little nap then.

>>867033
Hot.
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>>867057
Better than the first.
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>>867061
Lonely though \omo/

>>867062
Night time for me -w-
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>>867057
Looks like whoever did these didn't shoot as hard for Satsuki...
I'm kinda okay with this.

>>867058
It's those curves.
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>This Age of Empires run
Poor guy but he's still so comfy.
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Can't fucking sleep for more than four hours, ever

End me
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>>867065
You aren't gropy.
Well still, Goodnight.
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>>867084
Any last words?
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>>867070
Is my nigga Smugazulu in there?
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>>867103
M-maybe?
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>>867098
That I'm upset my last words were in an erp thread
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>tfw no anon to take me as his fuckslave and breeding bitch.

Living without being cummed inside is suffering.
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>>867127
I can confirm that.
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>>867127
>his
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>>867127
Sorry baby, Horde bitches only.
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>>867139
Futa Ryuko is a morning person? sweet
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>you will never be an Eredar lord with a demonic harem
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>>867127
I want to cum inside you until you're my plaything. Then I want to cum some more.
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>>867149
I keep weird hours and stuff like that.
Don't get used to me being consistent.
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>>867139
Futa?
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>>867174
well its nice to have a muse at all, alot of the morning people have already dropped out, hell barley seen jacko for weeks
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>>867145
Ugh! It's not fair, Horde bitches ALWAYS get the best dick!
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>>867179
Jack-o was on tuesday, briefly, but still.
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>>867175
I don't really keep it a secret.
I just don't in-thread lewd.

>>867179
>muse
Better than being called a slut.
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>>867183
All's fair in love and war...craft.

Besides, could you really betray the alliance just for some dick?
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Any sluts are free?
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>>867183
well, if you really need it that badly....
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>>867187
So you're in emails?
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>>867187
i started to rp back on tumblr to practice my writing so im used to using Muse to refer to character, but it is a much better term then slut
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>>867187
>I just don't in-thread lewd.
May I ask why? Just out of curiosity.
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>>867197
Yup. What? You're interested?

>>867199
Didn't even know they do that on Tumblr.

>>867200
Just not a really public person with that sorta thing.
I get that others are and that's cool with me.
I even watch sometimes.
I just don't like having an audience.
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>>867206
Tumblr rp is like 20% people who just ERP with anyone and everyone, 70% tumbrl type cunts or underages and 10% normal people,honestly not worth it beyond the formatting being nice
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>>867186
>>867179
Jack o' is on the discord and stopped being Jack o' for now(I think) I am barely here now as well..
>>867200
>Pats miyafuji's head
>>867206
Not interested, just saying that not being in thread hurts the thread, I might come back to being here
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>>867217
But the other Tomoko is better
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>>867217
How active is the discord compared to here? Do people actually use the voice chat?

Not that I care about the gender behind the writer, but I'd imagine it'd at least get *sorta* awkward voice chatting someone you text fuck

but I've never used discord since I'm too attuned to skype, so I don't know how the texting on there is either...
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>>867214
Figures.

>>867217
Nah, people deciding what people other than themselves should be doing in the threads hurts the threads.
Too many people have some specific idea of what this should be like, and it's always only based on what they want.
The whole point is to find people to do lewd shit with. Even if it's not in the thread, if you find someone then it's worked.
If you wanna do it all here that's fine. Just don't start acting like one person not putting on a show is gonna tear the whole thing apart.
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>>867172
Mm, as lovely as that sounds. I don't believe you. If you really wanted me so badly, you would cum inside of me and take me already!

>>867192
>Besides, could you really betray the alliance just for some dick?
You do not understand the severity of the utter cock famine plaguing the Alliance! Honestly, don't tell anybody, but I'm at the point where I would betray my friends and comrades just for a whiff of dick.

>>867194
Need is a strong word. I'm glad you understand that it's entirely applicable in my desperate situation.
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>>867239
Maybe we could work out a deal, Turncoat. What are you anyway, some pleb paladin or priest?
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I have morning wood
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>>867206
Mmm, I get you. I'm quite shy myself and self conscious about my writing, but I'll take this as a fun challenge here to improve writing and I don't mind the audience since people don't really care what you do or not.
>>867217
>Miyafuji enjoyed the patting and nudged against your palm a bit.
Thanks Tomoko.~
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>>867239
So do you 'need' to be dominated or would you ride your new anon friend~
>he pulls her in by the wrist, eyeing up her figure with lust in his eyes
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>>867239
I push you to the ground, your face on the floor and your ass in the air.
"I'm gonna cum in your ass, you dirty slut. Take it deep inside you."
I spit on your ass and tease it with the head of my cock. Then I push my throbbing erection's entire length into you with one thrust.
"Mmm..."
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>>867236
Pretty active. Voice chat is rarely used.
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>>867238
if you dont like where things are going you can drop the thread, infront of everyone, ive had to do it before, not that the normal threads i end up with IC are anything worth dealing with
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>>867239
>Starts fist pumping
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>>867227
Hmmm, ok? I am not here to satisfy you.
>>867236
We aren't voice chatting much.
But the discord is kind of active, about 30-35 people active at least once a week each one but it's usually pretty active with a minimum of a message/65 minutes~
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>>867259
Someone accidently used it today while doing... Something >>
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>>867254
Not really about being shy. People do actually care about what goes on.
I don't want to get involved in that shit. Too much bullshit. There's even list-writers in this place. Power rankings.
It's gross.
As for my writing I'm not too worried. If it's good enough for my partner it's good enough for me.

>>867261
Still not doing it in the threads. I got my reasons and they haven't changed yet.
If they do I'll consider it. They're still valid to me and I'll keep on keeping on.
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>>867267
About one message per 60ish minutes? I guess that's not too annoying. Maybe I'll drop by sometime but I enjoy being anon, I just miss a couple people.

>>867274
Probably not an accident...
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Nooo, I passed out on people again! Why...
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>>867278
Ah, I see. Yeah it's a bit silly, even if the list maker said it was just for fun.
I just love to see everyone having fun times together in harmony if possible, it makes me really happy usually most during the hectic hours here.
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>>867308
And who were you?
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>>867248
Mmh, I serve the Alliance as a fair, benevolent priestess... but I've wanted to make a change in faith for so very long. The Alliance can't satisfy my deepest, innermost desires... I want to worship at the church of Horde cock.

>>867256
Anon's cock is a treasure, I would submit to his domination or let him lie down to enjoy the way I'd ride his cock.
>She bites her lips with an eager look in her eyes, growing wet between her legs just from the way anon manhandles her by the wrist.

>>867257
"Wait... oh god, wait!"
I can't help but squeal as you push my face deep against the ground, making my ass rise high in the air as your saliva splatters across this thick, juicy rear end.
The way your cock teases me makes me bite my lip, pushing back against it just to feel it throb deeper between my ass - only to be rewarded with those inches I crave most.
"Mmmh!"
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>>867308
Please link your last post. I think I got passed out on.
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>>867308
The way you say it sounds cute
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>>867314
<<<
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Goood morning, world!
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>>867317
>Anon sits in a chair and pulls her wrist to his fly
Pull it out and suck it, ill tell you when to change, i dont care your faction, i want to get off
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>>867325
Morning, El~

>>867324
It's alright! Stuff happens.
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>>867324
oh yea... you do have a habit of passing out dont you?
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>>867317
Are you willing to kill Prophet Velen to get a taste of Horde cock? Because that is the price.
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>>867325
Good morning. What are you doing up so early?
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>>867310
Silly's when things are fun. That sorta thing just isn't fun.
Like I said before. Everyone has a different way they think the threads should go.
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>>867334
How's it hangin', Mr. Anon?

>>867348
Too much caffeine. I should be sleeping but i'm wiiiide awake now.
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>>867360
Is there anything on your mind? Any bullshit keeping you up?
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Good afternoon folks.
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>>867325
Good morning Elph!~ <3

>>867356
Yup, I do agree with you there.
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>>867304
Nue? He left.
It's a message per 60 minutes when it's empty and nobody is there... Usually it's pretty active
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>>867317
"Your mouth says wait but your body says keep going. Just look, your hips are moving on their own!" I say, pumping away at your ass, matching your rhythm.
I slide a finger into your mouth for you to suck on while I pound your ass deeper, stretching your asshole with my thick cock.
"You like this, don't you? Call me master."

[>That pic. Hnng.]
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>>867336
You could say that... It frustrates me so much, however!
>>867334
Well... That's true, but my partners must have been really annoyed. I'll just apologize next time.
>>867323
My manner of saying it may have been cute, but really, I should stop passing out...
>>867318
>>865611

>>867325
Morning, person!
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>>867328
Nnngh... Anon's cock... I'm finally getting Anon's cock...!
>She whispers underneath her breath with adoration brimming from her sapphire eyes, as if she had the curiosity and intrigue of a small child waiting to unwrap a gift. The draenei looks up at Anon as she's led to his fly, an innocent smile across her lips as she brings it down, retrieving Anon's cock - and basking in her first touch of warm dick - stroking it for a moment before leaning in to wrap her lips around it for a sweet, indulgent kiss.

>>867343
No! No, I wouldn't! I mean, not under any circumstances, unless... unless you can promise that I would have a future full of Horde cock ahead of me if I did... then maybe... then absolutely...
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>>867367
Nadda. I guess that's a good thing! I've adapted to getting by without a ton of sleep anyway.

>>867376
Morning, dear! I see DA:O is on AGDQ now, it's a great game so i'm glad I got to catch at least some of it.
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>>867386
>Just look, your hips are moving on their own!
Bravo
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>>867391
ah yes... good... worship it... the most precious thing...
>his cock twitched with the new stimulation, she was better then he expected
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>>867393
Is there something else going on between us?
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tfw still no Tatsumaki erper
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>>867405
There was one a some time ago on /b/
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>>867389
i havnt had threads with you, but they shouldnt be mad if you fall asleep, you really cant help it.... as blue balled as they seem they probably got off to someone else later anyways
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>>867389
Morning, Miss. You have such strikingly pretty hair that i'd ask if we were long lost sisters if I didn't know better!

>>867403
Ummm, something else? What like?
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>>867389
What frustrates you, baby? I'll do anything to make you feel at ease...
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>>867405
but her sister is better?
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>>867360
I've been alright I guess! Not much sleep but I feel well enough. Is your sleep any better?

>>867389
From what I remember, you didn't really go far with any of them, so I doubt they were left upset!
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>>867391
I'm guessing you're only interested in big, thick cocks right? I mean I'm interested but..
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>>867410
>they probably got off to someone else later anyways
I'm always loyal to my player
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>>867391
Ever since Jaina left after Garrosh pissed her off, the Horde hasn't had an alliance cocksock to use, constantly I might add, as a cumdump. With how pent up they all are, I doubt you'll get any sleep for a month you'll be getting so much cock. We won't even have to feed you with all the cum you'll have shot down your throat, not to mention what we make you lick up on your five minute breaks.

That's the life that awaits you if you kill Velen FOR THE HORDE!
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>>867414
Come on, there must be a reason for seeing me so early in the morning...
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>>867409
Must have missed it
>>867417
Who in their right mind would prefer Fubuki over this
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>>867420
Good on ya. I'm suppose i'm sleeping well enough, thank you for your concern, Mr. Anon.

>>867432
Because I enjoy all of your companies, silly! Not many around during these hours but it's still a good time. Wouldn't you agree?
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>>867452
tfw personal fubuki partner on steam
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>>867393
I'm really waiting for the GTA3 next, the runner ran AoE just earlier and he's really comfy.
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>>867452
>Walks up nervously, sweating and with a semi-hard on
H-Hi...H-H-How are y-you?
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>>867452
I remember it pretty well.
She was tied up.
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>>867462
>>867452
I meant Tatsu, fuck
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>>867453
Want a drink?
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>>867469
>not femdom
Absolutely disgusting
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>>867453
I want to fall asleep cuddling with you
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>>867474
Well people didn't make to do anything because the thread got removed after a little while.
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>>867415
Ara, silly anon~ I'll pass, but thank you for offering anyway. Uhuhu.
>Instead, she gives him a flying kiss, accompanied with a small wink.
>>867420
Ah, well, I'll quit worrying about it. Bad for my skin~ Ufufu. I shall just apologize to them later.
>>867414
Ehehe~ Would people mistake us for sisters if we act like it, I wonder? Ahh, I have to say however, your hair is beautiful as well~
>>867410
If I had rested beforehand it wouldn't have happened, but oh well~
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>>867489
>Flying kiss comes in contact with his face
>Almost instantly passes out due to pleasure
W-Woah...
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>>867464
I still can't wrap my head around how they can get through these super-long games in no time at all. I managed to catch some of Amnesia and Outlast last night, who figures all of this neat stuff out?

>>867473
Why not? You wouldn't....lace it with anything, would you? That would be really cruel.

>>867479
I think i'm going to be up for a while yet, mister. But when I do start to nod off, you can use me as your personal pillow!

>>867489
Hehe, think they would? But it's not just your hair, it's the entire package that's pretty, miss!
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>>867470
Lucky you, anon.
>>867474
It's a crime that femdom didn't happened.
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>>867391
>>867386
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>>867516
Here's your reply.
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>>867510
They're quite literally all autists, which is why they love this type of stuff and enjoy finding ways to break the games. There are also people who don't run the games but find bugs and glitches in games which in return helps runners to come up with strategies.
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>>867514
She's a sub, not that lucky...

Maybe I'll get her to drop by the thread sometime since she has a kink for being pimped out
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>>867386
"Nnngh... you're wrong, I don't like it!" The draenei whines, her light little voice escaping from between her lips in a squeal as your cock throbs deep within her ass, making it jiggle and bounce on your cock - making her tight, virgin anus stretch to take that dick.
"I don't like it... mmmh, I love it - I love it so much, Master!" Her lips suckle and kiss that finger, letting her tongue curl around it with an indulgent suck.

>>867397
Mmh... precious cock... mush whorship...
>She can hardly speak with cock prodding between her lips, letting her draenei tongue slowly curl underneath it before letting herself take those inches in her mouth.

>>867422
If I want to be a priestess of cock, I should worship them all, no matter the length or thickness!

>>867424
Mmh, I... I'm so conflicted! I know that I should remain faithful to the Prophet, I know that I should do the right thing... mmh, but what if the right thing is being an Alliance fuckdoll for the Horde? In fact, I've never heard anything so right in my entire life! Those poor men work so valiantly... shouldn't they deserve a loyal, eager cumdump to suckle and savor each load of cum they have churning in their loins? I can be that cumdump, I can be the Alliance cockaddict who relieves their tension with every cock I swallow! If you think about it, ending the Prophet's life for the sake of Horde cock would be in the interest of the greater good!
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>>867510
>who figures all of this neat stuff out?
It is a community effort as all the most optimised games show. Every little thing a random player may find and shares could be the next trick to shave of seconds or even minutes off the current wr.
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>>867536
(Geez, have you been to the threads before? What other characters?)
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>>867534
>They're quite literally all autists
Woah Miyafuji just got real.
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>>867536
Then do it, kill Velen, betray your fellow priests, all of you allies, your entire species. And when you do it, tell them why. When Velen lies slain, I want you to shout for all to hear, that you did this so that you could be filled with Horde cock.
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>>867544
(( This is my first time. I've always wanted to join in, but I'm shy. And I didn't want to come off as too thirsty for dick. But it's way too late for that now!
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>>867510
Ara, thank you! And you sure aren't any less either~ Ufufu.
>She eyes the lady before her up and down, fingers raised to her lips, which were curled into a smile.
>>867502
Easy now, anon~
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>>867534
Autism sounds like a powerful tool! I guess this goes far deeper than I thought ...

>>867541
I had no idea it was that big of a thing. I really gotta give them props!
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>>867552
Hey, I meant that in a positive way.
>>867576
Hehe, yeah. If only my autism was higher so I could start drawing properly with passion.
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>>867566
( Not a bad thing! The threads have been pretty slow lately and a Draenei is always cute, hopefully I'll get a turn with you at some point~ )
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>>867536
"Mmm, that's it. Your ass is so tight. I knew you were just a cock slave after all."
I grab one of your tits and start licking your neck, arching your back and making your ass swallow my whole length. I slide in and out of your ass as I please, treating you like the fuck toy you are. I notice your tail flicking at me and grab it, stroking it as I fuck your tight ass.
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This thread keeps shifting between being a boner killer and a boner maker.
I'm getting confused.
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>>867575
Somehow I feels like you're trying to undress me with your eyes, miss! Buuut I can't say I mind it THAT much...
>She begins her own investigation, scanning the woman up and down. Her eyes stop to linger on her curves for seconds at a time before moving on with a blush.

>>867586
Do you really draw, hubby? I absolutely suck at it, I bet even a child could do a better than job but I'd like to see some of your masterwork pieces!
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>>867623
Its all boner killer for me
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>>867647
Who isn't boner killer?
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>>867623
Which parts do you like/dislike?
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>>867651
Peach and smug girls
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>>867647
That sucks.

>>867653
The elf fucking's pretty hot.
Besides that I'm not paying much attention. I was talking more about the stuff before, about the thread and all, being a boner killer.
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>>867665
Elf? You mean the Draenei? Or is one of the RPs I'm not reading an elf?
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>>867665
That a Draenei you uncultured swine
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>>867665
Would you watch an anime called Kill la Boner?
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>>867676
>>867684
Draenei, elf, whatever it is, it's hot.

>>867686
Not super into anime but if it's on and interesting, I might.
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>>867643
Hehe, I'm sorry. I can't help it, with a pretty lady before me~
>She winks boldly, hand rested on her own cheek with its fingers splayed out.
Say, we never got to greet each other properly... Nikou. A pleasure, miss~
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>>867691
you post Edge la Edge girl and you don't watch anime?
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>>867708
(You roleplay and don't stick to character?)
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>>867691
She's a Draenei. I don't know which part it is you like, but my part is asking her to kill Velen, (who is the leader of her religious order, her race, and her half of an ongoing war) and in return I'll make her a slave to the entire enemy faction.

Not sure if that's the part you like, as she's doing a few things.
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>>867708
What else is new?
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>>867713
(Kill la Kill totally exists in league of legends! :^))
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>>867536
>he moans and moves his hips more into her mouth
f-f-aster.. faster damn it...
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Yo, community and anons alike.
I think my internet's stable.. We dead hour yet?
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>>867716
Not exactly boner material yet but it's pretty cool.
Nice setup.
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>>867705
R-Right, sorry! My name is Elphelt Valentine, let's get along well! But somehow I doubt that'll be an issue, Ms. Nikou.
>She gives Nikou an earnest smiile and thrusts forward a gloved hand.
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>>867749
Yeah, I'm more into scenarios than, "Oh? You want cock? I have one of those. Here you go!" But that's me. To each their own.
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>>867565
Nnngh... no, I don't know... this got too real for me. I can't do this, I'm sorry!
>The draenei leaves, flushed with a hint of pink across her visage - burying her face in her hands as she runs away. And yet, a couple of months later, the world is taken aback by the sudden murder of Prophet Velen. A draenei priestess confesses to the murder of the prophet, perhaps touched by the magic of the Horde to compel her into committing such heinous treachery. Touched by madness, the draenei shivers like an addict, yearning in anticipation for the rewards to come - presented to the judge and tribunal, as well as the public, for one final plea before sentencing. There's a subtle smirk across her lips.
The death of the Prophet will not be in vain, for there is a new dawn approaching - the dawn of the Horde, and my new destiny as a Horde cumdump awaits... in your last dying breath, when you're writhing on the floor with a Horde countryman towering above you, catching the faintest glimpse of the smudged lipstick of a whore smeared across his cock from underneath his loincloth... know that the lipstick belongs to meeeeee!

>>867621
"Mmh, thank you, Anon - thank you for letting this humble priestess accept her destiny as a slave to your dick!"
I can't help but yeowl, my voice rising in a sweet little melody as your cock pushes my voice out with each helping of dick I take. My soft, milky tits rise in your hands, and I drool - salivating when your cock bottoms out within me, letting my tail flicker about - only for you to take it as easily as you've taken me, dripping down my thighs like such an eager slave to dick.
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>>867757
Good scenarios are fun. Just don't expect or see them much, myself.
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Quads
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>>867778
Well fuck me!
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>>867778
ha ha ha ha ha, good try
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>>867765
>The entire Horde is impressed when the news reaches them.
>You however are in the Stormwind Stockade, and they can't exactly pop by and pick you up, what with it being a heavily fortified prison in the heart of a well-defended Alliance capitol city.
>Until the day the Horde defeats the Alliance and claims you as their prize, you are the personal slave of Hogger, the Gnoll King.
>Hogger beats you regularly, bites you for fun, and fucks you often, which is extra degrading because he is a lesser species
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>>867752
>Nikou reaches out and shakes hands with Elph, with a warm smile marking her lips.
Charmed~ I'm sure we'll get along very well, Ms. Valentine.
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>>867772
My scenario did not go where I thought it would.
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>>867823
They never really do unless you talk it all out beforehand. That doesn't seem too much fun either.
Either roll with what ya get or go for something else.
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>you will never ever be good at erp
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>>867838
>implying anyone is
>implying we don't all suck dick metaphorically and literally
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>>867835
I'm still enjoying it, just saying that this is an odd turn.
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>>867838
>I'm not good at erp
>but my english improved very good

I'm not even mad.
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>>867765
Your writing is really good! Do you share email or steam or anything?
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>>867843
i realized how shit i was and gave up, maybe ill go again but eh, i dont think anyone misses my character anyways
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>>867765
I keep fucking your ass, my mind going blank at the pleasure.
"Fuck, your slave asshole feels so good," I say as I bottom out inside your tight, wet ass.
I slide two fingers in your slippery pussy and start massaging your g-spot in a beckoning motion.
"I'm almost at my limit. I'm gonna cum in your ass, you dirty draenei! Take it all deep inside. I want us to cum at the same time!"
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>>867809
>She excitedly grabs the girl's hand with both of her own and shakes it vigorously, ending with a resolute nod.
Hmm, what brings the lovely Ms. Nikou here anyways, if I may ask? I initially came to find husbands but it seems this place is more interested in....carnal desires....
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>>867895
Do you take more than one husband, El? Would Sol or Sin approve of that?
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>>867727
Mmmh... sssho delicious...
>Her warm breath lingers on your cock, the draenei's words stifled by the weight of that thickness throbbing in her mouth. She drools on it, making it glisten in her saliva as the head throbs against the back of her throat.

>>867802
>Locked within the stockades, deemed mentally unstable and a danger to society - compromised by Horde magics.
>Guards within the stockades always tempt me by asking me for quick blowjobs, but I turn them all down, stating that I'm only loyal to Horde cock and a piddly little Alliance peen can hardly be considered a penis at all.
>I try to rid myself of the guilt of my treachery by masturbating, practicing my deepthroating on my fist and arm while daydreaming about all the Horde dick that's soon to await.
>The day that the Horde frees me from captivity is the day I have my first taste of cock, and certainly not my last, even in the hours that follow.
>Serving the Gnoll King as his loyal slave is a dream come true to a draenei like me, constantly wet between my legs from the humiliation, my cool, blue complexion always bruised and scarred in submissive bitemarks and pummels across my slave body.

>>867874
"Aaah, I'm so glad that I could please you, Master - I'm so thankful that you've made me yours! Please, give your naughty draenei slavecunt the cum I crave, please have mercy - please, please cum!"
I yeowl, letting my head tilt up towards the ceiling as my tongue lolls out from between my lips - panting like an utter bitch lost in the heat of her own lust, grinding against your thick fingers as my ass jiggles and smothers Master's cock between it! I can't help myself - and my voice rises in an octave, gasping for air as I cum on Master's fingers!

>>867871
(( I won't post mine, but I'd add anybody who wants to leave their Steam and keep in touch!
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>>867916
Uuuu, p-probably not....
>She hangs her head in apparent shame for a second but quickly regains her composure.
But I gotta keep on going! If I can find the ever elusive "true love", it'll likely be here!
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>>867873
That's no way to think. Let me tell you a tale. When I first started ERP, I was horrible. And I mean terrible.
It's been about a year now, off and on, and now I'm only slightly bad!
S-So, there's always room for improvement.
Probably.
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>>867929
ah... i think thats enough... sucking... ride... ride me... and dont hold back ...
>Anon pulls her head off his cock to look him in the eyes, that body... he wanted inside itso bad...
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>>867929
(I see! Well, I'll probably post my mail to you at some point once I have time to make a throwaway, and we can set up something through there since I'd rather not post it in public either.. do come back at some point though! I'd love to do a round with you.)
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>>867895
Ah, my reason for coming here, hmm? Well, really, I just wanted to see what it was like here. It's quite fun, so I decided to linger for a bit~
>Nikou snickers, fingers raised up to her lips.
That, I suppose is the most prominent reason I have...
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>>867959
oh, you stayed for carnal~
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>>867929
>The Horde never conquers Stormwind, but you get more cock than even you bargained for, when Alliance and Horde alike are conquered by the demons of the Burning Legion.
>Sargeras's cock is bigger than your entire body, and you are still required to service it, bound by silence spells, you are never permitted to heal yourself with magic, as the Legion takes great joy in your pain
>While lesser whores of all races simply die of their wounds, you and a select few others serve the thousands of demons of the Legion for all eternity.
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I miss Clownpiece
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>>867936
Ellll? What do you even want in a husband?
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That guy looked kinda dejected. Did he do poorly?

>>867959
Weeeell between us, i'll admit that part really isn't so bad at all...
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>>867973
Did someone say carnal desires? I can fill that part.
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>>868062
I could really use a snack right about now..
Bacon-san~
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>>867929
I keep pounding your ass, my fingers wet with your pussy juices. My cock is ready to explode as I grab your chest and pull you towards me, turning your head to the side and slipping my tongue in your mouth. My cock starts to twitch and I thrust into the deepest parts of your ass.
"I'm cumming, my cock slave! Take it all in your draenei ass!" I say, tugging on your twitching tail.
My cock jerks inside you rapidly, spraying thick, hot spurts of my cum onto the inner walls of your anus, coating them and filling you up to the brim.
"Mmmmhh~ that feels great, you draenei slut. Are you sure you're a virgin?" I say as I collapse in a heap beside you.
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>>868053
Blame Nue
Nue does.
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>>868056
Humm, i'd have say....alive, sentient aaaand probably not an animal. I don't think i'm particularly picky. I wonder if that could be a bad thing?
>She taps her forehead with her pointer finger, lost in her thoughts again.
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>>868056
Just tuning in again, that GTA3 run was amazing even with all the mistakes. So much new strats since the last time I saw GTA3 run race being done over year ago.
And about the drawing thing. No, I don't really know how to draw well, only oil on canvas painting. But I want to get good at drawing anniemay stuff and the alike at some point. I do color some stuff now for few friends.
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Hey how is everyone?
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>>868092
Not an animal? But you have rabbit ears. Somebunny might get the wrong idea.

>distant ba-dum-tss
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>>868056
I can agree with you on that part~ However, I'm just teasing some anons here for now. Ufufu. Not bad at all, honestly~
>She winks, sticking out her tongue in a teasing manner.
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>>868072
>walks over to you and lowers his head to meet your lips
Well then, D, I'm sure I can fill your carnal desires~
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>>868102
>Ufufu
You laugh the same way I do! Do people make fun of you, too?
>>868110
O-Oh my..
>He swallows down excess saliva, his mouth watering
B-But, what if I can't eat all of you..?
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>>868053
I got a message for you.
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>>867940
>She stares up at him with a dreamy, half-lidded gaze, running her tongue across her curled lips as the ocean blue of her eyes only glows.
>The draenei rises to her feet with the taste of that cock still so fresh on her breath, feeling utterly hot between her thighs as she pushes Anon down to sit on his lap, spreading her needy slit with her painted fingernails to welcome that cock, to let it slide inside, to bounce on it and take it all!

>>867982
God, yessssss.
>I'm decorated in ornate slavewear, golden chains and jeweled collars that cling to the curves of my fertile silhouette - my bindings glow in the infernal hue of my captors, marking me as theirs.
>Despite my presence, I'm treated as nothing more than their simple little whore, humiliated and tortured by their sadistic tendencies, beaten by cock after cock that almost leaves my skin in a permanent shade of purple from the bruising.
>Sargeras takes great delight in making this whore miserable, knocking the wind out of me and making me fall to the floor when he slaps me across the face with a cock that might as well be as thick as a warhammer, pinning me down between the floor and his cock while I struggle to even breathe.

>>868079
Mmh, my soft lips part to take your tongue, letting it disappear deep within my mouth as my sweet, warm breath lingers and sizzles across your taste buds. Your fingers are as drenched as I am, and I yeowl deep between our tongues as your seed gurgles and sloshes inside of meeeeee!
You steady me by my handlebar tail, keeping me pinned as I shiver and bounce on your dick - this cushy draenei ass squeezed on your cock as if trying to milk and suffocate it whole, gaping in your thick inches as Master makes his slave all creamy insiiide...
I can hardly catch my breath, staring blankly - panting in the lingering ecstasy as your cum bubbles within me...
"Mmmh, Master flatters me... this draenei slut is a virgin, but perhaps your cock brought out the natural whore in me."
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>>868092
I.. suppose that works!

>He sat down next to the woman, patting next to him.
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>>868093
I thought so too, but he didn't sound so happy there. Maybe just exasperated by the intense concentration? And i'm sure you can do anything you put your mind to! Practice makes perfecto, as they say.

>>868099
It's just a hat, mister. Nooothing going on under there...Wait, are you still teasing me!?


>>868102
Oho, how cruel. Give em' all you got there, Ms. Nikou!
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>>868097
Pretty good.
'Sup with you?
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>>868161
Hehe, I just wanted to make the joke.
I'm interested, though. I don't think we've met yet, did I overhear you're looking for a husband?
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>>868122
Maybe they make fun of you for a different reason...?
>>868161
Thank you dear! Uhuhu. I shall, then~ Enjoy yourself as well, Ms. Valentine~
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>>868122
I don't mind it, I have extra bacon bodies in the back somewhere. Don't hold back D-san, let your hunger drive you wild.
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>>868110
But can you sate my LUST?
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>>868097
Bad, have exam today and I'm stressed as fuck.
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>>868175
What? No, that's crazy talk. Why would someone make fun of me?
>>868180
O-Okay..
>He licks Bacon-san, taking in his full flavor
B-Bacon-san, you taste so good..
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>>868172

I'm alright. Sleepy but that doesn't seem uncommon around here anyway.
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What is this even.
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>>868203
Fucking madness, that's what this is.
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>>868197
Dunno why people come by here when they're sleepy.
Guess it's comfy.

>>868203
ERP. You find someone you like and try to jump their bones.
Different strokes for different folks apply.
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>>868203
grab a anime girl and get sum fuk
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>>868155
Hmmm...
>She walks circles around him, carefully examining his frame up and down.
Definitely human....
>She walks over and give his cheeks a couple of pokes and his ear a tug before nodding to herself.
Looks to be quite alive....And you can speak, so you i'd say you pass! Now just sign away on this dotted line here....

>>868174
You sure did.
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>>868221

I don't sleep much in the first place. Getting off before bed is great too but I'm pretty sure i should go to bed at not almost 11 am.
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>>868236
This is a pretty odd place to look for something like that, are you sure you're not just looking for "something else?"
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>>868221
I'm very familiar with ERP, this shit still makes no sense though.

>>868226
Oh ok.
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>>868260
Just not Elphelt. She's not a qt.3.4 anime girl.
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>>868195
Oh yes, take in my smoky scent, arouse yourself in my flavor.
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>>868150
>Sargeras enjoys causing you as much physical pain as possible. He has quite a fondness for cutting fissures and wounds over your entire body, especially any sensitive erogenous zones, and covering you in (literally burning) hot demon semen, watching your body withe in agony as you suffer for his pleasure.
>Kil'jaeden particularly takes great delight in making you cry from humiliation. He forces the Naaru to watch what the Legion has made of their former priestess of light, and you can telepathically here how ashamed they are of you, which only makes you cum harder at their abuse, which makes the Naaru more disappointed. A vicious cycle which Kil'jaeden loves inciting with new and creative ways to make you debase yourself, begging, pleading, debasing yourself in hopes of using your body to serve demons.
>Yogg Saron, now allied with the Legion in their victory, has a special psychological torture. Knowing that part of you loves being a worthless slave, he fills your mind with nightmare visions of being a prim and proper priestess of purity, respected and above reproach, forbidden any pleasures of the flesh, even non-bland foods, and makes your tortures seem to last hundreds of years
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>>868161
Yeah he was really nervous during the Age of Empires run too. Some anons kept saying he was from Bosnia so not maybe even born in the States, dunno about that really.
Well sure I can, I just need passion and that willpower to do so, which sadly I haven't had for lots of things.. But let's not hop onto those things.
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>>868150
I press my lips against your wet mouth, my tongue moving against yours as I bask in the afterglow of the intense orgasm you gave me. I fondle your tits and squeeze your ass, as it starts leaking my cum onto the floor. My cock stays semi-hard, leaking the last bits of cum, ready to use your lewd body as I please once more.

[Wow, that was really hot. Made me cum a whole lot. Do you have a contact email or something?]
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>>868246
No way! A-Alright, maybe those kind of things do feel good.....but it's all part of a wife's duty to know how to keep their husband happy!
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>>868236
>Read over the sheet he was handed, not really paying much mind to it or whatever it would entail minus the whole husband deal, and thus, signed!

So... what next?
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>>868273
>Sinking his teeth into Bacon-san, he coils his tongue around him, taking the delicious treat into his mouth.
Mmh, bhchn shn~!
>>868286
>He shakes his head and chuckles, letting out an irked sigh.
Alright, I'll humor you. You've got a lot of choices here, so what kind of guy are you looking for?
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>>868150
(You're pretty fun. You should drop by and play more WoW races/characters. Thought about 12 hours from now would be a more popular time for this activity.)
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>>868284
Agreed, thinking too hard about these things will just give you a big ole' headache anyways! We'll just enjoy the show.

>>868306
Aaand done! Even more shotgun than shotgun wedding!
>She narrows her eyes at him with a smirk.
I suppose now you'll want to consummate the marriage, dont'cha? Cuz it's not like I was looking forward to it because it's been a while or anything silly like that...
>She suddenly clears her throat in an attempt to stop the awkward babbling.

>>868311
Guy, gal, it doesn't matter much to me. As long as we can make each other....happy!
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>>868311
>I delightfully deliver my deliciousness, devoured by driving myself deeper inside D.
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>>868343
>He rests his head on his hand, clearly unamused.
So, in other words, you're just trying to justify your sexual desires with marriage.
Or am I wrong?
>>868351
>He swallows the bacon, dropping him into his warm stomach acid, melting him away into nutrients.
Mm, Bacon-san, that was a delicious treat.
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>>868362
>Bacon-san taps his shoulder from behind
It was delightful for me ,Bacon, as well.
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>>868343

Well, if you *really* want to make it official, I suppose I don't have much of a choice~

>He'd take El by her hands and help her up and onto his lap, arms slowly wrapping around her hips and squeezing into a hug.

Is there any way you'd like to do this since it's been so long?
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Mornin' thread.
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>>868379
K-Kokoii..
>>868389
M o r n i n g b e s t c h i b i
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>>868389
Hello there! I made you breakfast this morning, and your breakfast shall be me.
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>>868394
H o w ' s i t g o i n g ?
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>>868402
Pretty good. My internet's back up and running, I'm a bit disappointed I was forced to leave early last night, though.
You?
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>>868362
Wrong, wrong, wrong! I wouldn't dream of doing something so depraved.

>>868387
>She leans back into his warm hug, reaching behind to wrap her arms around his neck and craning her head back to give him a quick peck on the lips and a wink.
Naaah. You can do as you'd like, it's our honeymoon after all!

>>868389
Morning, Ms. Blue.
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>>868401
>Eats you
Thanks
>>868411
I'm still waking up. Probably gonna go make breakfast soon.
>>868419
Mornin'!
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>>868419
>Smiled and returned the kiss, briefly holding it while his arms slid up from her hips, and onto her expansive chest.

I suppose I'll start with this!

>Rested his chin upon her shoulder, his hands rolling, kneading and fondling El's bust, eventually tugging down on her top to let both of those plushy mounds bounce free. All the while, down below his bulged crotch would grind up against her skirt-covered bottom, slightly sinking the length of it into the fabric.
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>>868419
I don't believe you for a second.
>He juts out a finger, waving his hand around teasingly.
You're probably just as perverted as the rest of us.
>>868428
Sounds good. Be sure to make enough for me too, would you?
And then I can pay you back the cuddles I owe ya.
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>>868428
>A big piece of myself is sent to Konata's waiting tummy
S-so soon! Not even time to savor me...
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>>868276
It's funny that you mention the last form of psychological torture, as i was wondering how one would frustrate and weaken the morale of a character who has a natural tendency to enjoy degradation and humiliating acts - as mine often end up being. Then I realized that being treated as chaste and clean would be the most horrid fate of all. Worst end. I'm kind of laughing from how easily you've given a painslut something that even she would hate, you're very insightful.

>>868285
I'm glad I could earn that hot, sticky cum. If only I could clean it from your fingers, hm hm... I'm too lazy for e-mail, but I'll stop by again soon.

>>868315
Thank you, I'm glad I wasn't kicked out for being bad. I haven't even played a Blizzard game in my life and I was kind of just winging it. I'm open to play as a draenei or another WoW character again, because I like all the stuff in >>868276 and >>867982 and >>867802

Leaving now, but I'll stop by around the same time tomorrow.
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>>868459
Hope to see you soon, you were really good~
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>>868459
Same time? Damn. This is very early in the morning for me and I'm not usually here at this time.
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>>868459
Your skills are admirable. I wish I could be your food for thought one day.
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>>868459
>very insightful
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>>868459
What did the sadist say to the masochist?
"No."
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>>868444
>She groans, caught off-guard by his hands suddenly going her breasts, overly sensitive and having not been touched for so long. It doesn't take long before she melts into it, pressing her soft rear against the bulge she feels growing in his pants.
Mhmmm, not a bad start at all, mister!

>>868445
>She puffs her cheeks out and swats at his hand.
Am not!
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https://fgts.jp/b/thread/653766979/#653768520

https://fgts.jp/b/thread/653773227/#653773634

https://fgts.jp/b/thread/653788102/#653789183

Who remembers this?
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>>868483
>He crosses his arms and flaunts a smug grin, tapping his toe against the floor.
Really? Alright then, I'll give you two options.
Would you like to go out on a nice candlelit first date, or would you rather get railed in the bedroom?
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>>868483
Go get 'em, tiger~ Uhuhu.
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>>868491
Well, I, um...
>She paused for a moment as her mind and her mouth seemed to be shooting for opposite directions.
T-The date, of course! Why are you always so mean to El, mister? Where do you get off, huh?

>>868501
I'll do you proud, Ms. Nikou!
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>>868483
You're really cute, El! I've been waiting to spend time with you for a couple weeks, so this is rather unexpected and nice!

>He peppered kisses against her neck, chuckling quietly out of enjoyment, and then quickly grinding his hips against El's plump backside. Leaning back, he'd make an effort to start exposing El's nether region, as well as to tug out his own, eager cock.
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>>868489
when Nue was good.
Dead days.
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>>868489
The good ol days when Nue used to rape innocent young boys.
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>>868531
>He pats her head, holding in a surfacing giggle.
Always? This is the first time we've met, El. You're cute when you get flustered. Even though I don't believe you, I'd like to take you up on that date sometime.
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>>868501
Would you like me to satisfy your cravings?
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>>868535
Did I really keep you waiting so long? I'm so sorry!
>She giggles as her neck is tickled by his kisses, easily slipping out of her slightly dampened panties. Her plump thighs squeeze tightly around his cock for a moment before she releases it. She then grabs his hand and presses it against her exposed sex, already glazed, grinning back at him from ear to ear.
Buuuut we can make up for lost time, can't we?
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>>868592
That perfect Eli image~
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>>868592
You didn't! I've just not had any time to do much of anything until recently, and even if, you'd be well worth the wait!

>Gave El another peck on her lips, his fingers starting to rub, prod and tease her hot little lips, teasing them while his length would grind between her thighs and eventually replace his fingers, slowly rubbing the top of his shaft against the slit that would welcome him in soon.

That's the plan.. I've been pretty stressed out..~

>He replied, prodding the head of his cock into El's snatch and slowly grinding inch by inch up into her until hilting, his teeth clenching in delight and fingers returning to their previous groping on her breasts.
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>>868428
>Tugs on your shirt from behind
M-Morning..
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>>868630
Morning, Kanade. How are you? I'm glad you and Konata are getting along.
(Sorry about my abrupt leave last night, my internet was acting up.)
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>>868588
Perhaps some other time, but thank you for the proposition.
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I return with food!
>>868630
Ah, good morning.
>Gently ruffles your hair
Did you sleep well?
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>>868679
Did you bring any for me?
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This sure is a lot of Castlevania....

>>868582
W-Would you seriously do that? Then i'll have to accept your apology.
>Her perturbed face quickly softens into a bright smile.
You'd better not forget, or i'll totally get upset again!

>>868601
Glad you enjoy~

>>868617
>She returns his soft kiss, full of warmth. Her lower lips begin to redden as they're toyed with as she tries to her best to suppress the moans building up in her throat.
That's really sweet. I'm glad we could meet each other again, mister!
>Though her soaked opening offers little resistance, she still shivers in pleasure as he pushes his member into her until she was at his base. Her insides constrict around him like a snake as she enjoys herself more and more.
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>>868677
Very well. Then allow me to give you some food for thought.
>Bacon strips down, his 8 inch kabob flailing about as he walks away
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>>868683
>Sets down a plate of food in front of you
Eggs and bacon for you, that alright?
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Come here, /ERP/.
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>>868706
>eggs and bacon
>bacon

But I'm the only bacon you need, Konata
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>>868691
>Shivered as El's insides squeezed and milked at every last inch he had buried into her, his hips giving way to desire and quickly starting to upward against her backside.

Mh, geez, El..

>He couldn't help but start to pant against her neck while every clap of his crotch against her bottom would send ripples across her skin and force her chest to bounce in his grip, the steady thrusting quickly gaining in speed and force.
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>>868691
And two more after this before two super hype, super Punch-Out's and Mirror's Edge.
I haven't played Castlevanias ever but I enjoy the music everytime.
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>>868691
Of course! Just hit me up anytime you're free. I'm pretty great at making instant noodles, you know. They're gourmet.
>>868706
>He smiles widely, clapping his hands together.
You're perfect, Konata. Thanks a ton.
You made this yourself? Marry me.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
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>>868715
>Feeling your warm embrace, I offer myself to you to feast upon.
Sooo...do you spit or swallow?
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>>868662
Ah, it's okay. I was a little preoccupied last night anyway~
I'm doing well, though. How about you?
>>868679
>She nods while eyeing your food
Mm. D-Did you?
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>>868739
I'm alright, sort of tired, still.
>He lazily hugs her, not fully finished waking up.
Get a good night's sleep, angel?
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>>868715
>Blood trickles from her nose
E-Every time... guh...
>>868716
Gomen, Bacon-kun, I didn't mean to neglect you.
>Takes another bite out of you.
>>868735
Fufufu~ I sure did. Enjoy it!
>>868739
Yep, was nice and cozy.
>Smiles as she notices your look, bringing a bite of her breakfast up to you
Hehe, say "Aahh"~
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>>868720
>She begins to move along with him, lifting off of him a bit before letting herself fall back into his deep thrusts with a loud slap, her breasts flailing wildly each time.
Uuuuuu, El really needed this~ You're amazing, mister, I c-can hardly keep up!

>>868735
>A frown starts to return to her brow.
Fanciiiier...
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>>868769
>He takes a bite, enthralled by the deliciousness of her breakfast.
Jeez, this is good! Better than my own mom's.. Thanks a lot, Konata.
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>>868809
>Arched his back a bit higher with every slap El made down onto his lap. In an effort to drive both himself and his partner into climax, he'd start to piston his thrusts hard into El's own movements, sending her cleavage higher with each slap.

You're one to talk about, nh, being amazing! I'm already close~

>Panted heavily, his hands grinding and meshing both of El's breasts against one another while he neared climax, every inch of his shaft grinding firmly against her folds and deepest parts.
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>>868769
That's better~¡
>moans in appreciation

>>868809
I believe he means "Bourbon glazed bacon on a side of alder smoked salmon".
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>>868753
>She fell limp in your arms, still not having woken up herself and shook her head
N-not really. I'm a fool.. heh.
>She balled her fist up and hit the top of her head lightly and let out a quiet giggle
>>868769
>Kanade excitedly thinks to herself "I get to taste Konata's cooking?! I bet it's yummy!" She opens mouth a little, a trail of saliva trickling down her bottom lip in anticipation
ᴬᵃᵃᵃʰ⋅⋅
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Editorial Joe is here to edit.
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>>868769
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>>868809
>He jokingly slaps his own cheek, waving his other hand around.
Sorry, sorry, you're right. A woman like you definitely deserves fancier than just noodles. Alright, I'll figure something out once I get my next paycheck, I'm pretty broke right now, though.
>>868853
>He frowns and pets her hair, untangling her messy bedhead.
Why do you say that? My little angel shouldn't talk poorly about herself..
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>>868832
>She lets out some heavy pants of her own as her insides continue to contract around on his cock as it bumps again her womb with each forceful stroke.
Y-Yeah, I feel it c-coming up too, dear~
>Her hips seem to take a mind of their own as they shake back and forth each time they come down on his. Goosebumps break out on her fair skin as she starts to rub her clit with a free hand, her body privy to what was about to come.

>>868837
Uh-huh, that all sounds much more appropriate!
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>>868919
>Locked lips with El as he reached his limit, a muffled, pleasure-filled sigh escaping during the kiss while the two tongue's danced.

Mh~

>After hilting in for a final time, the boy would rock his hips, gripping tight onto El's breasts as he came and filled her womb to the brim with hot, sticky seed, the pure amount of it painting her otherwise pink walls a pearly shade of white, until finally the kiss would break and he'd speak once more.

So it's official, then..~?

>He teased, just leaning back with his new wife, staying connected by the hip, idly playing with her chest and dotting her neck and cheeks with several, small kisses.
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>>868919
Here's your salmon, madame.

As for the bacon...

>Opens up a bottle of Jack Daniel's, and drinks half of the bottle, sitting down next to you. He allows you to come closer and breathe in his wonderful, halfway intoxicating scent.

Let me be your appetizer, for you are like a goddess from heaven shining down upon me.
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>>868822
>Smiles brightly at the praise, scratching the back of her head
It's just eggs and bacon, heh... but I'm glad you like it.
>>868837
>Gives you a thumbs up
>>868853
>Blushes slightly at the sight in front of her before shaking her head and bringing the food into your mouth
There you go!
>>868857
Gah!
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>>868971
>He stands after finishing his meal, clapping his hands together once again to signify the end of breakfast.
Yeah, I did, but now I owe you. I'll whip you up some of my signature instant noodles later.
>He bends down to kiss her cheek.
Thanks, best chib.
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>>868971
>blushes
Well, beauty is on the inside just as much on the outside. For me to supply you with nourishment dor bnoth sides of your beauty is everything I could ever ask for, Miss Konata.
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>>869034
*for both sides
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>>868892
No reason.
>She buried her head into your chest to avoid answering any further questions.
Did.. you sleep well?
>>868971
Om..
>She closed her mouth around the fork and her eyes immediately lit up. In her excitement she tried to talk with a mouth full of food
is weally 'ood.
>She swallowed with a loud gulp and remained silent, taking a minute to register what just happened.
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>>868971
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>>868950
>She grabs his hands and locks her fingers with his as her body begins to tense up, her panting and moaning synchronized with his every thrust.
M-Mister! El's gonna....
>She lets the immense pleasure overtake her, biting her lip and arching her back up as the warmth of her orgasm spreads from head to toe. The tingling doesn't subside as his swollen cock releases it's load inside of her and his thick semen invades her womb. She collapses back onto his lap, exhausted in the afterglow of coming
Ahhh...it's official alright! Congrats to your new wife!
>She rests against him, catching her breath as he happily fondles her breasts. She turns her head around again and plants another sloppy kiss on his lips.
And congrats to me on a new husband! I sure am a lucky gal!

>>868892
A promise is a promise, remember.!

>>868954
This salmon....looks overdone. Back to the kitchen with you!
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>>869007
Senpai's instant noodles, I'm honored!
>Grins as you leave a kiss on her pink cheek
Anytime~
>>869034
Thank you for your service, bacon-kun.
>>869054
>Smiles at the compliment as she watched your reaction
I'm glad, hehe~
>She takes a bit of food for herself before bringing another bite up to your mouth
Want more?
>>869057
P-Please...
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>>869054
>He pats her head, enjoying the warmth of her body pressed against him.
Yeah, I did. I sleep a lot better when I have a cute girl like you in my arms, you know.
Oh, and uh, sorry for kissing you so suddenly.
>>869079
Anything fun planned for today, kohai? I'm free for the entire day, for once.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU fucking anons i swear to jegus
I cant 8elieve you fucked mettaton while i was gone, shame on you, i should kill 8oth of you impostors
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>>869119
Hey
Ride my fucking cock, slut
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>>869075
Mnh~

>Continued to kiss El, a trail of saliva dripping between their tongues once it ended and he'd just huddle up with the cutie.

I'm the lucky one~

That was really great, too, thanks for the time, El! It was well worth the wait~
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>>869124
If you were here yesterday i might have done so
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>>869142
Why won't you do it now?
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>>869147
I don't really want to
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>>869130
As long as you're happy, i'm happy. It means I haven't failed my duties as a wife! Thank you too Mr....hum, what can I call you now that we're married?
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>>869116
>Lets out a huff as her shoulders slump down
I've got work in 30 minutes, that's my day... Tomorrow is my day off though, so I'm looking forward to it.
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>>869169
>The rests his head back and groans into the sky, his arms falling limp to his sides.
And just when I thought I'd get to spend some quality time with my favorite blue-haired cutie..
>>
>>869181
>Gives you a hug as consolation, burying her face in your chest
Gomen, senpai. The world is cruel.
>>
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>>869079
>Nodded thinking to herself "I could never get enough of you, Konata." Her cheeks, from an outside perspective, turned a bright shade of pink for no reason as she opened her mouth once more
Aaaah~

>>869116
It's okay. Sorry for the overreaction.

(I'm still debating if I should roleplay as her personality or not.. It's messing with my replies. Sorry)

>>869169
>30 minutes
;-;
>Pouts
>>
>>869159
Hm hm, 'dear' is fine if we're going with the lovey dovey stuff.

But as for an actual name..? Geez, I've never given it much thought after hanging around here.. well, until I can get comfy with revealing that, hubby should do just fine!
>>
>>869147
You know what anon, may8e i will
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>>869079
Us~
>>
>>869206
Really? My dick had been craving you in particular all morning.
>>
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>>869147
>>869206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsEQEPUJP8M
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>>869193
You can say that again.
>>869202
>He bends down and winks at her, teasingly tugging on the collar of her uniform.
So you wouldn't be against it if I were to, oh I don't know, do it again?

(Dunno, I can see why it would be hard. You're really good at nailing Kanade's personality, though. It's up to you, really)
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>>869202
>Blushes brighter as she watches you, idly licking her lips as she mumbles to herself
Cute...
>She guides the food into your mouth, taking care not to let any spill
>>869211
>Blushes brightly as she drools
>>869240
Alright,
>Clears her throat while smirking
Gomen, senpai. The w- ehehe~
>>
>>869215
Oh really?
>>869222
What is this, this isnt anything anon
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>>869204
Sorry but hubby is reserved especially for Miyafuji! I think "dear" will do nicely, eh?
>She giggles, giving him a last kiss on the forehead.
Anyways I think I should be getting to sleep, dear. It's waaay past El's bedtime again so she should be responsible! Take care of yourself, okay?
>>
>>869254
Yes. So much.
Please satisfy me.
>>
>>869258
Dear works out fine! I wasn't sure if any names were currently claimed, eheh.

I have to get going as well! Be well, El.
>>
>>869264
Wait no i forgot, i dont do that
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>>869252
>He balls his hand into a fist and bonks her head, sticking his tongue out.
You're a big dork, Konata.
>>
>>869269
K
Thanks
>>
>>869271
For you
>>
>>869278
Heehee, dont be so angry anon
>>
>>869271
Oof-
>Looks up at you with a goofy grin on her face
You know it!
>>
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Nighty night, thread.

>869268
I won't keep you waiting next time!
>>
>>869292
I'm not angry, I expected this much from cancer
>>
>>869307
Aww, you seemed to like me when you thought i was going to suck your dick
>>
>>869315
It's called acting.
When you're desperate you say things you don't mean.
>>
>>869324
So you were desperate for my perfect 8ody?
>>
>>869328
No. You're like that fat chick that thinks she's better than everyone else but in ERP
>>
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>>869240
>She leaps back a couple feet, trying her best to avoid eye contact in an obvious flustered state and crosses her arms.
Hentai! Hentai!
>>869252
'Omm
>She closes her lips around the spoon once more while staring blankly off into the distance. She slowly turns her gaze towards you the more she chews until your eyes meet and with the spoon still fit snugly between her lips she lazily reaches her arms up around your neck, pulling you into a gentle hug
Thank you.
>>
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>>869342
I 8elieve this is one of those human meme things, fitting for your situation
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>>869344
>He puffs his cheeks in a false pout, shaking his head.
No, kissing isn't hentai. It's just a nice way to show love, that's all!
A-And besides, stop bringing up hentai! That's more perverted than kissing is.
>>
>>869344
O-Of course.
>Taken off guard, she happily returns the embrace, gently rubbing your back while her other hand rests on the back of your head as she sighs

G-Gomen, I've gotta go now...
>>
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>>869412
Have a good time at work.
Try not to hurt yourself.
>>
New thread
>>>/b/661973945
>>
There's a lack of Touhou erpers.
>>
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>>869426
I agree, are you planning on changing that?
>>
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>>869426
>Kills you and fucks your corpse fuckingly
>>
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>>869436
Don't you have somewhere else to be instead of minding someone else's business?
>>
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>>869452
>>
>>869480
is cirino back?
>>
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>>869486
No
>>
>>869426
No, anon. I'm just here to funpost for now.
>>869436
Is that you Cirno? Are you finally back with us?
>>
Any free sluts?
>>
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>>869521
Maaybe.
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>>869497
>Is that you Cirno? Are you finally back with us?
Kill yourself
>>
>>869539
Good, my dick needs help.
>>
>>869542
>Kicks you back to this thread >>869518
>>
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>>869560
You have to ask nicely, Anon.
And besides, what do I get?
>>
>>869542
Please come back. We need you.
>>
>>869581
will you please suck my soul from my dick with your tight reaper pussy
>>
>>869581
Oh, okay then.
Please Miss, my big dick needs a release from this hard pain.
And you'll get my gratitude and semen~
>>
>>869590
Mmm, I suppose so. But only if you agree to die afterwards, okay?
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>>869597
I don't really want those.
I want your soul, and I want you to die once we're finished.
Sound good?
>>
>>869605
Sounds nice, as long my dick will be released.
>>
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>>869589
>>
>>869623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08
>>
>>869598
I'll only die if you're good enough
>>
>>869623
Cirno, Clownpiece, and Nue have been the best things about these threads.
>>
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>>869620
You agree, then?
Alright. I'll let you pleasure yourself with my body, Anon.
>>869630
But Anon, that's not how these things work.
If I'm going to give up my body to someone like you, I'll need your soul in return.
You'll be a good boy and die for me, right?
>>
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>Rhin bullied out
>Peach stressed out
>Trixie dissapeared
>All the lewd avafags that just cuddle without the lewd
>RIP Valentine, Piggie, Mizu.
>Homestuck fags
>Memes
>Cirno is back
>Nue
>Mettaton killed himself
>DMG gone for the week
>Miss Fortune quit
>Steven Universe fags are invading
>HGA fags are expanding
>Threads slow af
>New avafags suck, not in the good way

GG, it's over.
>>
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>>869636
>not including the jew
>>
>>869641
>Miss Fortune quit
What? When? Why?
>>
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>>869639
>Approached her and gave her a little squeeze butt.
You body is pretty hot. Will you show me more 'meat'?
>>
>>869641
>Rhin bullied out.
I was wondering what happened to him since yesterday.
>>
Does anyone sometimes think there's an underage avatar fag here?

I think it's the Nazi avatars.
>>
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>>869644
Get out of here you strange ugly human
>>
>>869641
>sips from bottle
One for me.
>pours shot on the ground
And one for my dead threads.
>>
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>>869659
>She slaps his hand.
Idiot. I'm not just some cheap slut.
Drop dead.
>>
>>869661
Peach is underage :^)
>>
>>869641
>Mettaton killed himself
Wait, what?
>>
>>869661
I think this Erza guy is underage.
>>
>>869660
Rhin was one of the nicer people in these threads, if people actually did bully him out then it deserves to die.
>>
>>869639
my soul you will have,
but sucking out life, more work required
>>
>>869641
So you'll fix it how?
>>
>>869694
Kill it before it gets worst. Abandon hope, anything after this will just be cancer.
>>
>>869641
>New avafags suck, not in the good way
You're part of the problem
>>
>>869679
>>
>>869704
This.
>>
>>869687
Regardless, the moment I drain your soul from your body, you'll die.
The moment you cum it will all be over.
Is it worth it, just to enjoy my body for the five seconds it'll take for you to climax?
>>
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>>869641
Who the hell bullied Rhin out?
He was so nice.
Valentine, Piggie and Mizu leaving hurts..
>>
>>869641
Dont you like me anon?
>>
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>>869704
Abandon ship everyone.
>>869729
Get out while you still can.
>>
>>869729
you're not mizuki?
>>
>>869666
Oh hey Lala. I see you have arrived earlier.
How are you?
>Massage guy
>>
>>869694
Getting rid of you will be a start since you rarely, if ever, RP.
>>
>>869704
>>869711
So what? You're gonna spam and shitpost or something?
Who the fuck cares? Don't like it, don't stay with it.
There's always gonna be someone thinking they know best for everyone else here. Guess that's you for now.
Prove that you aren't just full of shit by fixing things if that's how you really feel.
Chances are you'll just upset that things changed. That'll happen when you get a bunch of people together for anything.
Keep feeding the drama and killing boners if you want. The rest of us will keep on doing what the fucking thread title says.
>>
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>>869745
Get rid of yourself. I'm not here to pass your shitty inspections and half-assed standards.
>>
>>869744
I'm well, thank you.
Would you like me to repay you now or later, kind Anon?
Because I left preemptively, I won't be stealing your soul just this once.
>>
>>869729
You're one of the nicer ones as well, Miya-chan.
>>
>>869746
I dont see why karkat h8ed you, youre sane enough
>>
>>869745
>not erping in the thread
>rp's in character
my sides
you get 9/11 keks
>>
>>869739
I don't even know who the hell you are.
>>
>>869758
Lets wait for the weekend. I'm a little occupied at the moment. But i can give you a quick massage if you would like.
>>
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>>869742
No, I must stand firm!
>>869743
Anon what? I'm Miyafuji Yoshika, a girl in the Fuso Imperial Navy. And I'm not a boy even if I kinda look like one sometimes.
>>869765
Thank you anon.~
>Miyafuji smiled with the earnest one she possibly could have.
>>
>>869774
Im the homestuck fag ::::)
>>
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>>869705
Fucking how?
>Can't even stay in character (SU FAGS)
>Fucking wat grammar (HOMESTUCK FAGS)
>More avafags join to "cuddle"

>>869739
If you had better grammar, better punctuation, you'd be fine.

>>869746
I'm just saying MY opinion. I'm not forcing anyone to do anything, just saying what would be the most optimal way to end this before it turns into HGA tiers of cancer.

>>869753
What the problem is here, you contribute nothing to the thread. You aren't fun to read, you don't ERP, and you don't even join the shitty fad of cuddling.
>>
>>869746
You're doing a good job of killing boners on your own.
>>
>>869778
Mm, I would like that, but I'd rather you not put me in more debt than I already am with you.
If that were the case, I would owe you two sessions in the bedroom instead of just one..
>>
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>>869784
Hope there still is
thread new needed
>>
>>869766
Who's karkat? Is that the one who keeps yelling.
Probably hates me because I blocked that out.

>>869787
>>869792
Sorry I haven't fucked your bitch ass.
Deal with it.
>>
>>869796
>Over 10 pictures before
>That OP
Kill yourself.
>>
>>869787
Amen.
>>
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>>869800
>Yelling

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?
>>
>>869787
>Can't even stay in character
I'm here to fap Mettafag
You think I GIVE A FUCK about staying in character?
>>
>>869787
What grammar are you complaining about?
The only thing ive done is probably not adding ' to you're
>>869800
Karkat is THE ONE WHO TALKS LIKE THIS
>>
>>869800
Not with that attitude you won't.
>>
>>869786
Eh I for one don't really mind the idea of having a homestuck ERPer.
>>
>>869800
That is not the problem. You kill boners by yourself as another anon said. You don't only noy contribute anything, but you actually harm some of it.

>>869822
There you go! Doing a much better job already.

>>869821
I literally did not understand anything you just said.
>>
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>I said these threads would turn to shit on /trash/
>all the people who argued with me don't even post anymore
>thread filled with worthless shitters who think staying in character means fuck all when people come here to fap
>>
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>>869809
Rectify this yoda will
>>
>>869793
You don't need to repay for this one.
I'm doing it because i want to.
>I get behind you once again and start to press my fingertips on your shoulder tips
>>
>>869838
THISSSSSSSSS

Seriously tho, we need less turbosluts
>>
>>869816
I'll throw a fucking chair at you if you keep that up.

>>869822
Please don't tell me you're going to start.

>>869827
Good.

>>869837
Sorry I'm not your girl. Ignore me and move on if you're so upset.
Plenty worse things I've seen in here from people like you.
Step the fuck down and move the fuck on, is what I'm basically saying.
>>
>>869837
Its not like youre helping much anon dear
>>
>Treating this place like a community
Guys
This is an anonymous ERP board
I think the people taking this seriously should go and make a few friends in that thing called "real life."
You'll realize just how pointless all of this arguing is once you do that
>>
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New thread!
>>869861
>>869861
>>869861
New thread!
>>
>>869854
Oh no of course not, karkat isnt here, i was just showing you what he talks like you know, i have a much more perfect quirk, which is 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8
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>>869857
>anonymous erp board
>posts pictures of a d so he can be someone
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>>869866
>>869784
Big boners, will have
>>
>>869857
Pretty much this
>>
>>869857
I love you a lot clone... but you're not even using commas or periods...
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get better...

-D
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