My final gift before I head out for the night, hopefully a new thread will get things moving~
ERP Thread: Lala Edition!
Previous thread: >>857205
Tfw sleep took the best of me and I slept through all the runs I wanted to see..
Not trying to be a prude, I'm just wondering what I get out of giving out skype compared to just sticking to this thread, is all. I'm fine with 1 on 1 stuff, and cybering too, but it's kinda hard to justify if I have no idea what I'm getting into. 99% of the time I do 1 on 1 stuff because of someone I met or started something in here with that I decided I wanted to keep going or get more serious with.
Hi guys! just coming in to say an and talk before I sleep
>she giggles a bit
p r e t t y g o o d
Got off work on time for the first time in a while.
How's your night been, cuddle any cuties?
>but I do have my eyes set on one cutie in particular.
Ohoho~ Who's the lucky one?
>I dunno. Her name starts with a "K"
>and ends with "onata is the cutest."
>Whispers in your ear
It's Kanade, trust me... she's soft...
Well, I know she is, but you can't just ask me to pick one girl over the other.. Especially my two favorites!
Don't be sorry, angel.
>He steps forward and wraps his arms around her.
No matter who else I snuggle, you will always be my cute little Kanade.
>He drops his voice to a whisper.
And just between you and me, you're the cuter one.
THIS THREAD IS DEADER THAN MY SEX LIFE!
T h i n g s . a r e . o k a y . I . g u e s s
O-oh. Thank you.
>Kanade lowers her head at you
Win? What did I win?
Konata the cutest. Not a debate.
>Kanade squeaked quietly from your embrace and went limp in your arms.
Ee-eh.. Not true! Konata is SUPER CUTE!
>She covered her mouth quickly and blushed profusely from her uncharacteristic sudden outburst
>Listens to on repeat
>He smiles and bends down, sweeping her from her feet and picking her up bridal-style like before.
I think you're even lighter than last night, angel.
>He sits down on his bed, snuggling close with his cute angel.
I think we have unfinished business, love. I didn't get to snuggle you like I wanted to before!
>He opens his other arm and smiles sheepishly, making room on his lap.
Well, I guess not..
Does anyone into vore?
>Kanade whimpers from your touch, but shortly warms up to it and stands on her tiptoes, pressing her head into your hand
>You won my heart
>She holds her hand over her chest with a surprised expression
>She plants her face deep into your chest and shakes her head
Blue hair cute.
>Kanade kicked her legs and pouted while being helplessly trapped in your arms
Cuddle?! You said Cuddle was like...
>She covered her face with her hands, unable to finish the sentence
>She turned her attention towards the joined hands and stared at them for a moment, her lips slightly parted
>She nodded with content and looked back at you
Ayyy who wants their picture taken?
Getting better, thanks for asking <3
Sore throat, but I'll be better next few days
Been keeping each other up late.
We've been exploring each other's kinks and having so much fun <3
Ever? Me? I don't know, that's a big much~
Relieve you? How would you like me to do that sweetie?
I love making cocks cum fast~
It's like telling me I did really, really good <3 and the thought of ruining boys sex life by making them cum in seconds for me is hot <3
Sorry honey. I'm only into Canadian bacon.
Maybe you're the one that's lewd by nature, eh?
Back me up, Miya!
>Pusher her her head against you with a smile
Just cuddles and some games, how about you?
>Brushes her thumb across the top of your hand
Hehe~ I'm glad.
>Smiles warmly at you
Ohoho~ More research, huh?
Making boys cum in seconds? I wouldn't put it past you. Personally, I prefer to take my time and really enjoy myself, but quickies can be nice too, especially when you want to just rub one out.
>He shakes his head, patting her shoulder in an attempt to comfort her.
No, that was a dumb way for me to explain it.. It's more of just hugging a lot, and enjoying the other person's company.
That doesn't sound too bad, right?
>He shakes his head, his eyelids drooping with a sigh.
Nope, just planning on being bored, like every other night. Glad you're here, though.
I'm ready for you DMG. Put me inside you and don't hold back.
I remember that. That guy really took his time, huh?
I was talking about more extended, 1 on 1 kind of deals, though. The kinds of RPs you do over a series of days because they're so detailed. Naturally not the kind of thing you do in a thread like this, especially if you're just looking for a quickie, though. But then, even that kind of session could get you something more engaging even with a humiliation/premature ejaculation RP.
Okay, then. Sounds good to me.
>He begins to disrobe in front of you, removing his shirt and tossing it to the side, before working on his pants.
Did you have anything in particular in mind, or?
>Giggles softly as I continue taking pictures of you, winking
Why, of course not~ Feel free to be in any position you see fit! I am.. studying, the human body you see~ <3 <3
Hey, why not..?~ Also while I'm here, may I? <3
Aww, don't run away! It's ok~ I can still take pictures of you if you wish. It's just so.. cute!
That sounds fun! I've been involved in something for about a few weeks now, it's been great. I wouldn't mind getting to see some of yours, though, if not getting to do a few with you myself.
I... I'm sorry. My only wish was to offer myself to a goddess such as yourself...
>wipes away tears
Okay. I'll try again. Is this okay...or should I go with something else?
>She closes her eyes and enjoys the head pats
I'm.. glad too.
>Kanade leaned the left side of her face onto your chest and exhaled a sigh of content
Konata is soft.
>She brought her other hand up and lightly caressed your cheek
I enjoy you and Konata a lot. Does that mean we should always cuddle?
...But you're charging me anyway? That seems a little harsh, don't you think?
>Having unbuttoned himself, he tugs down both his pants and boxers together. They quickly fall to his knees, and he steps out of them, sliding them to the side with his foot. He then turns to face you, his now completely nude body in full display, his flaccid cock dangling freely.
So, you just want me to stand here, then? I guess that's fine. I figured you'd have me pose, or something.
>Begins taking lots of pictures of you, from ALL angles, even more.. indecent ones
>Continues taking pictures of you, smiling
Ah, that's fine~~ Feel free to pose in any way you wish! <3 <3
Well, feel free to pose however you want, I'll always enjoy the pose you're in.. after all, I'm... 'studying' the human body! <3 I'd love to take lots and lots of pictures of the anons here, hehe~~
"Any way I want?" That's not particularly helpful, but, whatever.
>He backs up towards the wall, leaning against it with his back and arms, his knees slightly bent.
If it's for anatomy, something like this should be fine, right? I can't promise I'm going to be very helpful if you don't tell me what shots you're looking for, though...
How's this or should I be more cute?
I don't think swimsuits are lewd though, that's just you being a perverted anon!
>Nuzzles her cheek against your extended hand, humming happily
Hehe~ all the better for cuddling, hm?
>Pokes your tummy with her free hand, grinning down at you
You're nice and soft too~
>Grins at you as you continue to take pictures
Hmm, you sure these are really all for research? Or could it be that some of these are for your personal collection...?
Baka, I'm busy teasing Tobii!
>The contagious yawn spreads to him, resting his head on top of hers.
I'm feeling way more tired than usual.. I think it's something about how warm and comfy you are.
>He thinks for a second, flattered by her comment.
No, I don't think "always" is the right word, but it's nice to do sometimes.
>He leans down and kisses her cheek.
And I like you two, too.
Hey everyone! I've been playing Monster Hunter 4U and I don't know what weapon is the most Poppy! Hammers are too slow to feel right! ;_;
Oh shit, my favorite game!
Did you just start? Email me your friend code!
I HAVE BECOME THE SAVIOR OF ALL THREADS! HOW'S MY BEAUTIFUL AUDIENCE TONIGHT?
>A frustrated expression crosses his face as he hears your words.
Is that so? Any kind at all, huh?
>He chuckles a little and a small smirk appears on his face.
>He walks over to a nearby desk, ducking behind it, so that the only thing visible to you is his head peeking over the top. The smirk on his face grows a little wider.
How about this, then?
I'm starting over because I was using my brother's old 3ds and I didn't want people thinking I was him when I wanted to play with friends!
Oh, I've not even made a Mii yet!
I enjoy you a lot. D said that means we should cuddle always. I like you being soft too so I don't mind.
>Kanade has really no idea what she's talking about, but felt as if she made perfect sense and nodded her head
Oh.. Not always? Nevermind Kona-
>She was interrupted by your kiss and immediately froze up. Not sure how to react she immediately buried her face deep into Konata's chest and squealed
LEWD? WHO NEEDS LEWD WHEN YOU HAVE LEGS LIKE THEEEESE?! NO, DARLING, LEGS ARE THE NEXT STEP IN AROUSAL.
BOREDOM IS SOMETHING WE USE TO DESCRIBE PEOPLE WHO DON'T WATCH MTT PROGRAMS! LET'S CLEANSE THIS THREAD FROM IT!
I MEAN, WHO CAN'T BE A LITTLE NARCISSISTIC WITH THESE LEGS? GO ON, I'M WAITING.
THAT'S THE WAY OF LIFE, DARLING. SOMETIMES YOU GET SHOT IN THE RIBCAGE FOR NOT PAYING THE CHINESE MAFIA IN TIME, AND OTHER TIMES YOU ARRIVE LATE TO YOUR SHOW!
LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT IN ITS GLORY!
more like nutted shell
A few hundred I think!
I guess I'll post my friendcode here! It isn't like anybody could do anything bad with it?
3196 - 7166 - 7705
>Your reaction catches him off guard, and his brow furrows as a confused look washes over his face. He stands up from behind the desk and crosses his arms.
You're fucking with me, right? Is this just a joke or something? Studies or not, how do you expect to charge people for something like this if you don't act professional?
Got my legs beat
>Leans up and returns the kiss with one on the cheek
Good night, thanks for the snuggles~
Hehe~ Alright, alright. I'll let you continue though.
>Pulls you in for a tight hug, rubbing her cheek against yours with a big smile as she giggles at your behavior
Mmhmhm~ we can cuddle forever!
Senor Huesos! Good evening.
Tch, you're lucky I've gotta tease Tobii...
Well stick me in a mould and call me skeleton jelly. It is rather magnificent.
M-Miss Mettaton, would you kindly consume me?
Hey there, your favorite is 8ack
Mettaton, my favorite ro8ot, youre 8ack
*sniff* T-This must be what it feels like to not be loved...
A-AM I REALLY YOUR FAVORITE ROBOT?
>My hands tremble for a moment.
NOW I KNOW YOU MAYBE A LITTLE SKEPTICAL OVER MY LEGS, BUT TRUST ME, THEY'RE THE GREATEST ENTERTAINERS IN THE WORLD! BESIDES MYSELF, OF COURSE. JUST ASK MY BUDDY ALPHYS OVER HERE!
MAYBE YOU HAVE A TALENT, DARLING. MAYBE YOU CAN... I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE NOT FATTEN LEGS?
ALRIGHT FOLKS! TIME FOR TONIGHT'S GAME! EXCITING, ISN'T IT? NOW, HIE ABOUT WE PLAY... AH YES! WHY DON'T WE PLAY ANOTHER ROLLING GAME. IT DEFINITELY ISN'T BECAUSE I WASN'T PREPARED BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY RUNNING AWAY FROM THE CHINESE MAFIA FOR NOT PAYING THEM ON TIME, DEFINITELY NOT. SO ERM... DUBS GET TO TOUCH MY LEGS, TRIPS GET TO KISS MY LEGS! AND SINGLES GET KICKED BY LEGS! EXCITING, ISN'T IT?!
NO NO, IT WASN'T... I JUST DIDN'T KNOW I WAS YOUR FAVORITE ROBOT...
>I twirl my hair around my finger as I look away.
>Kanade overwhelmed by your warmth gets caught up in the moment and speaks without thinking
Please never leave me..
>Not realizing she actually said that aloud, she casually sighed and pressed her cheek more into yours
>She wipes your saliva off of her cheek and presses it firmly into yours.
Take it back!
Pretty good. It's nice and rainy here~
I saw someone asked for me in the last thread. Hope he's still around
Who wants their wang wrangled?
Sorry I kept you waiting.
...so what was it you were looking for?
>He sits there in a daze with her fingers pushed against his face, feeling as though he'd just kissed an eight year old.
E-Er, angel, you don't like kisses? I was just trying to be loving, that's all.
>He raises his hand to touch his cheek, feeling almost hurt from her reaction.
Well, it wasn't me, but nice to see you anyway. Planning on getting some action tonight?
I unzip my pants, pull out my rock-hard cock, and place it in front of your face.
"I know it's pretty, but I didn't take it out for air."
GET KICKED, ANON!
>My legs begin to furiously kick you to the ground, each kick becoming harder and harder.
GET. F@#$ING. KICKED!!!
>I kick you harder than the last anon, with a more sadistic face.
I WANT MY LEGS TO PENETRATE YOUR EXTERIOR!!!!!
>I kick you to the ground with lightning speed, kicking you on the stomach.
OH. DO I REALLY? OH YES, I DO LOOK QUITE NICE, BUT YOUR 8'S AND FACE ARE A PERFECT 8/8!
I'm too lazy to fuck you tee-bee-ache, eff-ay-em
But feet I can always provide~
>She gets nice and comfy, legs extended in your general direction, laying on her back, arms behind her head, eyes closed
Perhaps. But I can't things get out of control like last time. Working 4 anons at a time can be pretty tiring. Mostly looking to chill out and be worshipped for a bit~
>Blushes slightly at your words as she squeezes you in the hug
Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere...
>Pulls you into her lap so she can hug you from behind, her chin resting on your shoulder.
Ah, what a chaotic day... Glad to be back.
I've not been paying attention because Monster Hunter!
Thank you, anon. A friend lost his phone while we were out, so I feel quite bad for him... I dragged him into it too.
Hopefully I missed nothing grand. The internet was out for a day as well, so that was quite fun.
Ah, why of course~ I was worried that you'd think I skipped out on you entirely.
I'm actually more of a Dr Pepper gal, but this will do
>Opens mouth in preparation for straw, chilling out attempting to get a sick tan despite the weather, getting a nice foot rub from the other anon
>I begin to stomp on you with both legs, the audience goes wild as they throw roses and private female clothing at us.
HAHAHAHAHA! ITS TOO MUCH FUN!!!
DRINKING JUNK-DRINKS? OH MY HEAVENS!
>I move the camera away from your filthy habit.
MMHMM, IT IS QUITE THE ACHIEVEMENT! I MEAN, IT ISN'T AS GREAT AS AN ACHIEVEMENT AS WHEN THE ANGELS DESIGNED YOUR FACE, DARLING.
>She giggles softly as you begin caressing her best assets, wiggling her toes a lil bit
Don't be shy, Anon~
That's the stuff...
>She sighs contentedly to herself, wiggling the toes on her other foot to get your attention
But cmon, you're just gonna let this one sit here? It's gonna get cold~
Well, of course, only if they're willing to be teased, but that's besides the point.
It may come off as arrogance, but it's not that easy to get between my legs, so I prefer teasing~
Aha... That was quite obvious already. So hasty. I wonder if touching my breasts for such a brief moment got you hard already... I do so wonder~
>She snickers, and easily manages to keep up her cool front. Hand still resting on top of his, she gives him guidance on fondling her chest.
UHH, HOLD ON DEARIE...
>I grab a lengthy USB and tape it to mu crotch.
OH RIGHT, I ALMOST FORGOT!
>I place the transparent cap on the metallic end.
STAY SAFE, RIGHT?
THANK YOU, ANON! MY RATINGS WILL FOREVER BLESS YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE!
>I THROW YOUR BODY AT THE AUDIENCE AS THEY RIP YOU TO BLOODY PIECES
>Miyafuji was lurking but kept her safe distance looking at things afar at the pretty but slightly eerie lady while watching agdq marathon.
And what am i supposed to do with this dear?
Oh no, I apologize. I didn't mean to suggest you were arrogant. Simply...how shall I say...
>He paused a moment, raising his fingers to his chin in thought.
Well, let's just say that it was a compliment, that I can clearly see you're quite skilled at what you do.
That's more like it....hmm....which one is your favorite, cutie? Cmon, don't be so quiet~
WELL UHH, DO YOU HAVE ANY PORTS ON YA? HEHE
I have a nook if that's what you mean
Ara, how cute. How do you like them, my breasts? Heavenly, no?
>Lifting up a hand, she moves it to gently pet the top of the anon's head.
My, you're just like a silly little pet. And superbly obedient too, at that~
Hmm, we could work something out the next time you're around, dear~
Ahah, is that so, anon? That's quite sweet of you to say~
>Nikou quietly snickers, fingers raised up to her lips.
Truth be told it's been so long since I've teased anyone, so it is delightful to hear I didn't get too rusty! Uhuhu.
>offers myself to you on a silver platter
You can have me over for dinner anytime you want...and also for sex, too.
Rusty, huh? Hmm.
>He tilts his head.
That's not really something you forget how to do though, is it?
>He glances down, looking you over again.
What I was suggesting is that, for someone like you, it probably just comes naturally. I doubt you have to do much to get them eating out of your hand.
>His eyes return to meet yours, a small smirk on his face.
SO UHH, WHAT DO WE DO KNOW?
>I blush even harder at your thighs.
THOSE ARE SOME GREAT 8'S, DARLING.
>I grab the USB and slowly position outside your nook, barely touching you.
S-SO, ARE YOU READY TO HAVE MY DATA?
Hmm... I suppose not.
>Arms crossed, she maintains eye contact with him, the vestiges of a warm smile lingering on her lips.
It seems a fair amount of people here are desperate to get poon, so, that's actually undeniable. Sounds rather egotistical of me though, ufu.
Ah... That's a good boy. Heheh.
>Nikou's face began to brighten up in the slightest, a mild red boiling in.
Eheh, hmm, you'll have to work hard for that, anon~
THOSE ARE FOUR 8'S! MAYBE WE'LL REACH FIVE?
>I slowly insert the USB in your "nook".
>I thrust the 10 inch USB inside you (Don't ask).
THIS IS A PRETTY BIG USB, DON'T YOU THINK?
No, I wouldn't call it that. I mean, sure, many here are desperate, but, that's only part of it.
>He extends his arm, lazily pointing a finger at your chest, and then moving it up and down your body.
All of...that, would be the other part of it. After all, you aren't the only person here who has that sort of effect on people.
8f 8ours8 i8 enjo8in8 8ou8 us8
Anyways, i need an actual dick, is that anon still here?
OH MY! YOU WANTED ONE OF THOSE "DICKS" THIS WHOLE TIME? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO, DARLING?
>I take out an MTT-BRAND HYPER-REALISTIC DILDO.
ALPHYS MADE THIS ONE, SAID IT'S BETTER THAN THOSE INFERIOR "HUMAN DICKS"
Well, the rain started up again a few minutes ago, it's pressing down further against the backdrop of the twilight. Anyone have any editing to attend to?
Or should I just ERP?
>P.S. Should I get something too drink?
>So, in your Headcanon, Alphys in True Ending experimented with Undyne the Undying intercourse with human male(?) Frisk, finding the event in particular in dis taste, decided to make a dildo, for pleasure with Undyne in sexual relations?
>He watches you squeeze your breasts with an amused smile.
Well those, yes, but, those aren't the only curves you have, either.
>He looks back up into your eyes.
And, forgive me if this is too forward, but, that pretty face of yours isn't exactly hard to look at, either.
>I quickly insert the dick deep inside your nook, thrusting at a constant speed as I look at your legs again.
ALRIGHT, DARLING, JUST DON'T KILL ME AND WE'LL BOTH ENJOY THIS!
Ahah, please, anon~
>She spots a playful wink his way, then straightens up her body, fingers brushed past her hair.
I appreciate any earnest compliments. Hehe. It would be a shame to shy away from them~
You sure are~ Perhaps, hmm, I could make you my toy...? Ah, but, you must be completely against such an idea... No~?
>Nikou smiles, touching the top of his head with a gentle, to-and-fro caress. Such nasty plots filled her mind, but her calm exterior remained unchanged.
Well, certainly someone with your looks receives a lot of them, I'm sure!
>He sits down in a chair nearby, placing an ankle on his opposite knee to sit with crossed legs.
Not that I would think you need to be reassured of your looks, or anything, but I'm sure you would agree with me when I say they're still pleasing to hear.
Please show me why you're No. 1, Mettaton-chan.
FINALLY, EDITS TIME!
"WELL I'D LIKE, EVEN LOVE TO HUG THOSE GORGEOUS LEGS OF YOURS FABULOUS!"
>The crowd would go wild with the romance, promiscuity, and cheer between these two star crossed lovers of the night.<
>*Papyrus would drop his spahgetti in shock.
>*sans would just change the channel to black screen live.
>He'd with a big JERK of his arm, grasp his leg and endearingly hug it with his cold, metal hands.