ERP THREAD >>838692 FUCK YOU EDITION

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Who tryna bump?

>Adjusts his tie and scoffs with immeasurable pleasure

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Obligatory Repost

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h-hi new bread

>>846509
h-hi tier


>lol get it

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>>846509
Yo, Tomokokokoko.

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>>846490
>Not including the best erper this thread has ever seen
>mfw

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Gronk here, reporting in. Pic related, me on right. Gronk want smash elf pussy. Is Gronk in right place?

>>846490
Where is shy girl?

>>846490
Konata is not for sexual

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>Somebody ERPs as this pure little spooder
Have you no shame?

>ERP lala impersonating hunger games lala
kek

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>>846490
"WHY does Trixie's face look like a caricature made by a 10-year-old!? Change it or Trixie will do it herself! AND add some modifications."

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>>846548
I just want to show my doppelganger's lover what he's missing..

>>846548
More like
>two Lalas independent of each other
>both Lalas don't give a fuck about the other

>>846566
No one will take Trixie seriously.

>>846490
>This is trolling.

RYUKO CHEWING.GIF WHERE ARE YOU?

>>846546
>number of spiders
Shion detected

>>846516
im still happy about that

>>846528
h-hi D, how are you today?

also, sorry if Im slow but
>post something
>connection error
>while Im actually watching youtube videos
step up, japanese moot

>>846609
hi

>>846570
It was pretty fun, but seriously can you try not post there? It does piss off some people.

>>846597
YOUR MOM IS TROLLING

:^)))

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>>846636
>can you try not post there? It does piss off some people.

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>>846636
No one's getting upset, it's all in good fun.
It's not like I'm pretending to be her or anything, we're two different entities.

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>>846617
I'm alright, just sort of tired.
Got a nap in though, so that's great.
You?

>>846656
I know that but still.
Personally i'm having a giggle of it.

>846219
>Eh, they're really fun to talk to you and they're both pretty engaging in regards to having lewd conversations.
>I'm sure you won't be as efficient as either one of them. You clod.

>>846566
Where have you been? Are you back?

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>>846664
kinda annoyed
>chrome still having connection issues
>move to firefox
>captcha takes a while to load
god damn it, but I think im ok now

>Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there
Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw
>everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>846628
Madoka magica is on crunchyroll
It has dub and sub, which should l watch first?

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>>846699
Need a massage and a nice warm cup of instant noodles?
>Wiggles fingers

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>>846704

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>>846713
Sub!

>>846713
Sub
Dub never, even though Kyoko's VA a fucking sexy

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>>846704
Lol
Too long
Didn't read

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>>846586
"She fixed it!"

>>846691
"What? Did you really expect Trixie to spend her new years here with you pigs?"

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>>846719
I just ate something... thanks but no thanks, anon
... b-but I can say no to that massage offer, hehe~

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>>846731
I would've expected you to be more of a dom.

>>846744
Well you did ask me to give you something specifically on New Years so, sorta.

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>>846719
.......

>>846744
>implying you're better than Mettaton, DMG, Peach.

You really are a comedian, Trixie.

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>>846656
You and Kamina brought a smile to my face today, just letting you know i don't mind it, as long as you don't make it an habit.

>>846744
Where is ClownPiece in this?

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>>846756
I wasn't asking

>>846530
No love for Gronk?

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>>846750
That's the spirit.
So, uh, lay down, if you don't mind.
>>846761
Kanade, please.
I can't tell whether you love me or hate me.
Quit sending mixed signals.

>>846780
Dammit Mami, get out of here you're FAR too pure.

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>>846771
I'll visit you sometimes, but you do realize *you* can visit me, too~?
I'd love to play with you, eyepatch..
>>846780
Ooh~ You're into rape?

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>>846771
>mfw this is happening

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>>846758
"Cum anon! Yes! Trixie will take that now."

>>846766
"Unless this is a contest on how many cocks you can take in one night, then yes, they are! But it's not! So Trixie is automatically better."

>>846772
"Clownpiece is gone. Trixie hopes all those annoying fairies are gone."

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>>846785
o-okay then
... wait, y-you didn't even told me where are you going to massage me

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>>846785
l-love...?

>>846744
>No shit in a ditch Editorial Joe class.
>No class of high ascension of ERP, God of humanity, our Lord and Savior, Mettaton.

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>>846801
You stay away from him, you hear?

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>>846803
So you remembered. I'm...flattered?

Pic to follow. Only one cause, unfortunately, they came out a lot worse than I was expecting.

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>>846831
It was really thick but, unfortunately the laptop was leaning to one side, which caused everything to pool up, and kinda ruined all the pictures.

>>846824
>Pets your head and pushes you out of the thread
>Also makes some lame head puns

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>>846780
Those are some lewd feet and legs.

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>>846804
Uh, everywhere. Even your ears.
>>846811
Of course, Kanade.
My heart belongs to you, and
*cough*Nearlyeveryotherwoman*cough*
only you.

>>846803
So Trixie is terrible at taking cocks?

That's pretty disappointing.

>>846846
Don't sexualise Mumi

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>>846801
Thank you, but i'm already owned by another version of the Soul Reaper, Have a nice evening, Erotic Dullahan.

>>846824
No need to make drama in this place, let's get going.
>Breakdances around, jumps through window and sprints away

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>>846793
What was that you were saying?~ Sorry, I couldn't understand your blathering!
>>846801
I wouldn't call it "rape" per-se. I'm just very convincing~
>>846846
Those are some lewd faces you're making.

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>>846852
e-e-everywhere? o-ok then...
>I lay down on your bed
I-Im kinda nervous

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>>846831
>>846843
"Is this really a weeks worth of cum? Trixie knows what a weeks worth of cum looks like! You only managed to spurt out one good rope, and the rest came out as a drizzle!"

>>846853
"You clearly haven't seen her in action!

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>>846852
Ah, okay.

Now what?

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>>846870
Don't sexualize yourself, Cheese! Come on..

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>>846870
Oh really?
Do you think you could convince me, too?

>>846891
One week and one day, to be exact. Believe it or not, the more I cum, the less they seem to shoot out like that. I don't know, man, it's weird. It's more than it looks though, like I said, the laptop was leaning which kinda fucked it up.

You're welcome, by the way.

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>>846821
Alright, now with that out of the way, TIME TO TRY TO REGAIN MY SKILL!

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>>846925
>You're welcome, by the way.

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>>846870
I can't help it. The way your shake your little tush is making my face this way.

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>>846881
>He blinks, shambling up and resting a knee on each side of her.
Nervous? Why?
There's nothing to be nervous about.
>>846907
Uh..
Good question.
>He opens his arms
Hug?

>>846940
>Sucks your dick

>>846938
Man I've posted myself cumming like 20 fucking times by now, do you really think I give a shit. I'm just being a shitter.

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>>846925
"That's hard to believe! But Trixie is grateful for the load! You are lucky it is thick. Trixie hates watery cum. Overall, it's okay."

>>846979
I will take an "okay" from Trixie as a compliment.

What do I do..
THERE'S NOTHING TO EDIT.
I'M HAVING A LIFE CRISIS I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING TO IMPROVE.

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>>846910
Kyoko! What's wrong?
>>846919
Looks like I already have.
>>846940
You mean this tush, lewd anon?~

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>>846997
You think so..?
Well, maybe.
Would you like to find out?

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>>846997
..Nothin, do whatever you want Tomoe, I wont bug ya anymore.

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Good ''morning'' everyone!~

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>>847026
Hello there, little one.

>>847021
That ain't the Tomoe you know, come back to HG.

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>>846942
w-well, b-being t-t-touched by a guy... I... I can't help it but feeling nervous

>>847034
nah qt, I'm on break. Burned out as fuck.

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>>846990
"As you should! Now, Trixie will lurk!"

>>847026
>raises glass
Hi, Miya-chan!

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>>847036
>He runs his fingertips across her shoulders, lightly smiling.
Really?
Well, I wasn't going to do anything like what you're thinking, but..
I mean, if you want me to, I can.

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>>846942
>Kanade sheepishly walks into your open arms, leaving hers limp at her sides and plants her face into your chest
hmf.

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>>846997
Yep, that's the one, Mami-chan. I bet you're shaking your tush in anticipation of something lewd, right? Tell me what you want.

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>>847085
>He awkwardly smiles, hugging her small, short frame.
Well, this is a start. How's your day been, angel?

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>>847032
H-hi new face! I'm Miyafuji.~
>>847083
Oh, hey there drinking bud!
>Miyafuji cheered up and smiled at you raising imaginary mug in her hand.

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>>847137
My name is Lala.
I'm a reaper of souls.

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>>847084
f-f-feels so good, D
w-wait... what do you mean with...? oh no, no no I didn't thought anything p-pervert or something! I s-swear! I just... I just

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>>847153
A reaper of souls? I find that hard to believe.

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>>847019
You're such a slut. Despicable.
>>847021
Planned on it!
>>847111
I want you to stop being so useless and show me that cock already.

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>>847165
>His hands travel down her spine, and he slouches down to get a better look into her eyes.
You just..?

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>>847173
You doubt me?
I sense your death is near, I'll be claiming your soul soon.

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>>847112
I'mmf 'ot a a'gel.
>She tried to retort, but her words were muffled by your chest.
'Ow 'as 'our 'ay?

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>>847197
>my eyes get heavier as I feel your warm hands travelling through my body
I... just...
>I close my eyes and start to breath heavily

>>847084
THANK YOU LORD AND SAVIOR, A POSSIBLE EDIT!
>He would with his delicate, gentle fingertips, begin to caress her shoulders, on his face, a gentle, kind hearted smile.
"Really?"
>He would say in a tone of puzzlement and curiosity, one of a form of realization,
"Well, I wasn't going to do anything like what you imagined, but..."
>The tone would remain un-faltered, remaining as it were in his previous words.
"I-I mean, if you want me to, I can...?"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
THE SWEET RELEASE OF MY HORRIBLE EDITING SKILLS! AND DEATH OF MY HOPES OF EDITING.

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>>847222
Absolutely disgusting.

You're fired.

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>>847153
T-that's scary onee-chan..
>Miyafuji had a terrified expression written all over her.

>>847137
Cheers, love!
>empties glass

>>847236
>Miyafuji will never call you onii-chan

>>846925
You act like you gave them something special? Are you special?

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>>847215
You think you can claim my soul?
Don't make me laugh.
>He walks in circles around you

>>847234
THANK THE HEAVENS, I'M FRE-Oh god no....
>You're here forever.
N-No...FUCK.

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>>847217
Of course you're an angel,
you're my little angel.
>He lets her go and ruffles her hair.
My day was just fine, but I've been a little bit tired.
>>847218
>His hands stop on the spot, frozen in a warm paralysis on her lower back.
Go ahead..

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>>847180
I slip my tongue into your mouth and nibble on your bottom lip. My hands slide over your tits, your nipples getting hard as I twirl my fingers around them.
"You want to see it, huh? My hard cock?"
I reach into my pants and pull out my thick, throbbing cock, and put it in front of your face.
"I know it's pretty, but I didn't take it out for air."

>>847253
>Say "You're welcome" with a bit of sarcasm
>Everyone thinks I'm throwing a fit
Chill, anon. It wasn't serious.

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>>847236
Have no fear. I'm more of an escort for your soul than anything, making sure it travels safely to the underworld.
I'm simply here to wait for you to die.
>>847259
I can claim anyone's soul, they're mostly the same.
I didn't intend to make a joke.

>>847215
I'm the one without a soul
I'm the one with this big fucking hole

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>>847237
Drinking already? A tad bit too early for me, ehehe.
>>847248
O-o..onii-chan...?
>Miyafuji stuttered a bit trying to say out that with a blush reddened cheeks.
>>847291
Ah, well that sounds much better already! So you keep company to the souls when they travel.~
>Miyafuji's terrified face had turned into that of a content one and sighed.

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>>847266
>Trumps eyes roll to the back of his head and the pupils of a reptile appear in their place. A long forked tongue darts in and out of his mouth at a rapid pace
Sssssisisis Try to edit my incantationsssssss!

Utzilah pilif tagopar ithikitalkus!
Pakliol nal pakliol!
Igira igira nal idish moiparran!
Tagopar qaziem nal igira shirak!
Vinaquirem utzilah kyrnawi!
Lethodar puch tagopar vinaquirem!
Vinaquirem jistrah aran!
Moipar norn khetsaram!
Ta kiranann vinaquirem gadurm!
Soth ya kyrnawi!
Nal khetsaram digas ta aran!
Kair boli a shirak vimi!
Korilath vi aran korilath pveathr!
Puch kini jalaran tsaran!
Puch idish akula hakon boli!
Suh sular tsaran!
Pakliol boli nal!
Kini sular jistrah vi xaquin!
Khetsaram kair norn tangus khetsaram!
Puch a kiranann ithikitalkus!

>>847325
Yeah, like that. Would you call me onii-chan, Miyafuji?

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>>847291
Well it made me laugh so clearly
you must be joking.

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>>847268
>Kanade looks directly up at you, her chin still pressing softly against your chest
Tired? Lay down?

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>>847325
I do.
I'm a God of Death! Kiss my feet!
>>847353
You'll find out soon enough. I don't need to explain myself to you.

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>>847268
ohhh....
>I moan a little
t-that's the spot, D...
>I close my eyes and relax, Im leaving my body to you while Im enjoying your great hand movements, feeling like a princess
>I keep moaning slowly

>>847325
Don't worry, Miya-chan. I will stop for the right person or event.

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>>847378
I'm waiting~

>>847338
Edit:HEIL THE REPTILES.

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>>847280
I don't know why you go through all the nonsense, we all know you just posting them so others can see you fapping.

Just keep it real you homo.

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I never thought this was how erp threads were like

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>>847375
Well, that does sound like a good idea, but only if you lay with me, angel.
>He sits on the foot of his bed, stretching his arms into the air.
>>847379
>He arcs his back, leaning down to breathe along her neck.
You just have to say it, Tomokoo..
>His hands massage the crook of her back in circles, stopping only to slide to an untouched area and continue his loving treatment.

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>>847342
But I barely even know you anon!
>>847378
No! I'm sure that's not necessary.
>>847390
>Miyafuji smiled widely at you.

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>>847403
There're only two ways to get a soul from someone, one of them is death, the other is something I'm not going to do to you.
>>847427
I said it, so it is necessary.
You defy a God? I'll drain your soul, child.

>>847414
>He thinks I ever pretended I was straight!
You figured me out, good job.

>>847417
Is that good or bad

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>>847404
AaaaSISISISISISISSII sssssssss~
Hissssssissiiiii

>Lizarump laughs

Perfect.

>>847427
>tfw anon so Miyafuji will never get to know me enough to call me onii-chan

>>847427
>smiles at you
Now if I could only find that person or event.
>makes drink

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>>847442
And what would the other thing be?
>He starts walking towards you

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>>847426
>as you move your hands against my back, I let more moans out
D...
>when you breath on my neck, I can't handle it anymore
>I move my hands behind me to reach you
>I turn around and hug you
>I press your whole body against mine, I trow you to the bed and hug you even tighter

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>>847459
Pretty good desu senpai

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Lala has come to reap the souls of you mortals!

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>>847477
Draining it, in the form of sperm. Because it's used in creating human life, it contains bits of a person's soul.
As a Dullahan, if I'm in contact with a man as he ejaculates, I can drain a portion of his soul.

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>>847442
But you just said you only escort souls!
>Miyafuji started running away with haste.
I've got no time for this either, damn it. I need to focus on agdq currently!
>>847475
W-well if you have interacted me before, I'd know you from something surely!
>>847476
Good luck on the quest, drinking anon.~

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>>847426
>Kanade stretches her arms out towards you and wiggles her fingers
Lift?

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>>847503
What an interesting theory. Shall we put it to a test?

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>>847497
>He lands on the bed with a soft thud, her on top of him. He chuckles, his hands wrapping around her petite waist.
Too embarrassed to say what you want?
That's fine, you don't have to say it, hon.
>>847520
>He stands back up, walking over to her and crouching down.
Alright, I'll play along. Only because you're so cute.
>He picks her small frame up bridal-style, his hands under her shoulders and knees.
Hup-! Alright. You're even lighter than you look, angel.
>He sits on the bed, leaving her on his lap and nuzzling against her.

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>>847545
I don't pleasure just anyone.
And besides, you're creepy.
I'd rather just wait for you to keel over.
>She juts her socked foot towards him.
Worship my feet first and treat me like a Goddess, then maybe I'll consider it.

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Why do people lurk and wait for an avatar whore to post and then jump on them in a horde?

Just post saying what you want.

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>>847578
I've never really been into worshipping.
I'm not someones pet to toy with.
>He kicks your foot away with his own

>>847609
I had a shit day so I'm just waiting for someone not already busy with a partner to post. There's a couple people I want to spend time with but they get jumped on instantly, so I'd rather not burden them with another number to take care of.

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>>847609
I want to cum in your asshole, Anon.

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>>847647
Then go die, weirdo.

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>>847550
hehe~
d-do you know what I w-want?
>with my face covered on red, I move my head closer to your shoulders and let it rest in there, while I hug you
>I gently kiss your neck and continue to breath heavily next to your ear

>>847655
Well that just makes two of us, doesn't it.

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>>847662
Make me.

>>847662
I'd be willing to kiss your foot if it means you won't kill me!

>>847662
(Lala a cute and I'm pretty okay with most anything, so if you actually *wanted* someone to worship your feet for foreplay... I don't mind.)

>>847653
Chances are they are lurking, ask and maybe they will come to you.

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>>847662
Forget that loser, baby. We can take a ride to the nearest burger joint and drive-in theater in my Trans Am. I promise to take you home by 10.

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>>847550
>Kanade wraps her arms around your neck as you carry her towards the bed and stares intently at your face, almost mesmerized by it. She starts leaning in towards your cheek but is interrupted by you sitting down
A-ah!.. oh..
>She sighs quietly and looks down at her lap
Sleep now?

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>>847753
Please make love to me.

>>847750
I just really want a round with El (guilty gear girl) but she's pretty popular and gets overburdened.

I'd take anyone though, really. Even still it's hard to get someone who's not already busy or does things with one person at a time. I know keeping track of non-avatar using people is pretty hard, too.

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>>847671
>Smirking as she kisses him, his bulge grows large enough to press against her thigh.
Well..
>He sneaks his hand under her skirt, tracing his fingertips over her clothed, damp nethers.
I think I have some kind of idea.
>>847774
>He rocks side-to-side as if he were holding a baby, leaning down to barely boop his nose against hers.
Hmm, no, I think I'd like to snuggle with you for a bit. Is that fine?

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>>847679
You're not even worth my time, creep.
>>847741
>>847746
I have a great idea.
Both of you can worship one of my feet at the same time, and whoever pleases me more can enjoy *getting* pleased.

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>>847788
There's some room inside my sleeping bag. Come and join me, cutie.

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>>847817
Oh, but i wasn't even done with you!
>He extends his arm and makes an attempt to grab you

>>847802
>being forced to avatarfag

Where is lapis

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>>847842
>Now in his grip, she loses all sense of power and looks like she's about to cry.
Y-You think you can hurt me? I'm a God of Death, you can't d-do that!

>>847817
C-can i worship your feet?

>>847868
>>847873
Weeeeelllllll shit,

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>>847802
>She squeaks and wiggles her nose side to side
Snuggle? What is that?
>Kanade looked up at you with a curious expression, her eyebrows raised up high.

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>>847802
>I let a loud moan out when you touch me
>without saying anything, I look at your eyes with a shy smile on my face while I move my thigh to rub your big bulge
>I remove your shirt while I still have my eyes locked on you
>I slowly rub my face on your hard chest and I start licking it a bit

>>847817
Of course!
>I drop to my knees and plant a kiss on the top of your foot. My hands move over and massage it, looking up at your face for approval

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>>847825

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>>847886
I have no idea.

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>>847879
Not so tough anymore are we?
>He starts pull you towards him
And i thought you were oh so mightful with your scythe.

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>>847910
Come here, let me nuzzle your blushing cheeks under my sleeping bag.

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>>847947
C-Can't m-move..guh..

>>847868
Peri is that you?

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>>847885
>She shoves her stocking-covered foot towards him, wiggling her toes.
>>847906
>Her face remains a stoic half-frown, though she nods at his look up at her.
Continue.
>>847926
>She closes her eyes tightly in embarassment.
I-I'm just choosing not to use it..

>>847817
Eheh, well even if you don't want to tend to more than one anon at once.. I don't mind a bit of fun this way.

>He knelt down, taking Lala by her ankle to straighten her leg out. Slipping off a thigh-high to expose her bare, blue skin before peppering kisses down to her foot, playfully flicking his tongue over a toe as his fingers kneaded into that delicate sole.

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>>847972
It certainly is~

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>>847896
>He pokes his chin, unsure of how to describe it to her.
Well, I suppose it's the medium between hugging and sex.
The middleground. We just hug each other for a long time, basically.
>>847901
>He grinds against her groin, their clothed loins meeting in a musty heat. He leans into her and plants a kiss on her lips, sliding his tongue against hers.
Mmf~, you don't waste any time, do you? I like that.

>>847868
What are you doing here?

Want to try out something "human"?

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(To bring in jacko or not... eh)

ohhh, so many new people, how wonderful~
>The masterthief glances his eyes over all the new people with eyes full of 'adventure...

>>847983
i like the sythe
>a cocky grin as Lupin leans forward

>>847983
>I make sure you're sitting down before I gently lift your foot up in my hands. I start at your sole, leaving lingering kisses up your foot.

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>>847969
I sneak attack CQC grab you into my sleeping bag in one fluid motion. Then I start nuzzling and cuddling you with abandon. I brush some of your hair behind your ear.
"Can you move now?"

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>>848081
T-that's what this place is for right?
I'm enjoying this internet place...

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>>847983
You are pathetic, you know that?
This is a waste of my time...
>He lets you go and looks at you for a little while

>>848112
Yes, that's pretty much exactly what this place is for.

And you look pretty cute.

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>I smirk and softly moan as I move my hips back and fourth, rubbing my wet snatch over your cock as it presses up against me.

oops! sry mistell.

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>>848032
>She cracks a small smile, twirling her toe around his tongue.
Keep that up, Anon.. You're definitely winning me over~.
>>848099
Thank you, mortal. I like it as well.
>>848103
>She taps her other foot impatiently, frowning at him.
Use your tongue, mortal. I don't like playing these games.
>>848113
>She huffs and straightens her skirt, crossing her arms.
Stupid mortal, go away. I only didn't kill you because I'm merciful.

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>>848129
>Oops! Sry mistell.
>holykek/10
I fucking died, you did good senpai

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>>848128
>She cringes slightly at the word, but doesn't react nearly as venomously as she has in the past
T-thank....you?
>She blushes dark green and looks at the floor

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>>848139
I'm not going anywhere till you showed me some backbone!

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>>848139
your so cute, i wish i could use a sythe at all, let alone as cute as you~
>The master Thief continues to try and flirt with the 'death god' without any semblance of fear

>>848139
Did you ever offer to give someone head, then hand them your head and laugh right in their face, or chest of they were holding you at chest level?

>>848079
TIME FOR EDITING!
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"It certainly is, you insufferable human clod."
>She would say this in a nonchalant, smug tone, with a grin plastered on her face, still wearing her original Homeworld produced jumpsuit, The symbol of the Diamond Authority still intact.
"So you human clod, what do YOU want. I'm trying to get WORK done as you see here."
>In her hand would be a wrench, and a large piece of machinery, representing a drill.
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I still am a shit.

>>848139
>I look surprised and give your foot a long slow lick. I then speed up a little, running my tongue over your toes

>>848139
>Chuckled lightly and gave Lala's toe's a few more flicks with his tongue before dotting kisses down to the pads of her foot and heel. All the while, a hand would stroke up her plushy thigh, the other still applying gentle pressure to her arch.

Does anyone wonder why our cocks become hard

>>848177
EDIT II
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>In her hand a wrench, with the machinery that lay before her a drill.

>>848163
Peridot, you may only be a 7 on the Mohs scale, but you've got me diamond hard.

>>848163
You're welcome.

For a green girl with helmet-like hair, you're pretty attractive.

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>>848169
...No. I don't need to show you anything of mine.
>>848172
I don't know what you're saying.
Did you learn English properly as a child?
I'm going to assume you're complimenting me, so thank you.
>>848194
>She nods, crossing her arms.
There you go, that's better.
>>848195
>She slaps his hand away from her thigh, frowning down to him and shoving her foot in his face.
Don't get too ahead of yourself, Anon..

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>>848080
>I try to reomve your pants with my clumsy and shaky hands while I lick your tounge as we kiss
>Im speechless, I can just moan on your ear everytime your hand moves around my crotch
im.... im.. g-getting wet, D
>I naturally move my legs open for you to touch some more

>>848172

Why is it so bright in the darkness that surrounds us?

>>848199
Because a muscle relaxes in your groin when you get aroused, which fills it with blood.

>>848226
Why does the chicken cross the road when it knows it's going to meet its inevitable doom?

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>>848226
>Sighs
Pathetic creature
>Runs off

>>848237
But wouldn't the muscle be stressed if it's poking up like that

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How are my anons doing tonight~?

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>>848205
>>848224
Imeanwell....yesofcour....th-than....GAH, I'm not used to this kind of attention!
>She stamps her lil feet and fumes, her face covered in an emerald blush, arms uncomfortably crossed in front
H-how am I supposed to...act about all this?

>>848226
>Mmnphed a bit at the press of her foot, quickly remembering his place and returning to his same duty. Taking hold of that delicate ankle, the boy would continue to run his tongue and kisses against the underside of Lala's foot, eventually trailing up to playfully suckle on a toe every so often.

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>>848280
Hello there young lady

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>>848227
>He chuckles at her shy lewdness, nudging circles around her clit with his fingertips.
I think I can take care of that, Tomoko..
>He uses the weight of her hips on his to slide out from his jeans, his full-mast, erect cock standing out from the hole in his boxers.
What do you want me to do with this, hm?
I want you to say it~.

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>>848276
How 'bout you be a gem and suck the diamonds off my dick.

>>848226
>I look at your from a small distance hoping that you will not notice me
Who is this? I have not seen anything like it...

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>>848292
Why hello there, little cheeseburger.

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>>848226
you got the general idea then~
>he offers his hand to her, red glove covering his hands

>>848226
Thank you!
>I smile and take your big toe past my lips, sucking it gently. I do the same to your other toes, while my fingers keep rubbing and massaging the rest of your foot

>>848276
Well, I wouldn't mind if you got naked, got in bed, and spread your legs.

But we can save that for later.

How do you get in and out of those clothes anyway? Looks like a full-body suit.

Who wants to drink my milk of paradise?

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>>848282
I think you've proved yourself enough.
>She lifts her skirt, showing the Anon the wet line on her panties.
Do you want your reward?
>>848313
>She shoots her eyes in the Anon's direction, picking up the word "it."
I'm a "her," mortal, not an "it."
>>848320
>She stares blankly at his hand.
What are you doing?
>>848321
>She raises her hands to her chest, fondling her ample breasts as he glorifies her little feet.
There you go, Anon, there you go..

>>848226
You can't just make people lick your feet because you're a god...

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>>848305
>Her eyes widen at the sight of it, and she steps closer, slow and careful, mouth slightly open
T-thats more like it...why does human intercourse need so much social interaction? This is more what I had in mind...
>Her small hand reaches out, closer to your impressive erection, easily longer than her forearm

>>848330
Oh, its easy...
>She taps the yellow diamond at the center of her chest, and the whole suit retracts into it, leaving her to stand triumphantly in her birthday suit, arms akimbo, proud of her display
Now what was that about spreading?~

>>847983
>i grab your foot and smell the sole, the scent being intoxicating almost
Y-your feet smell so good m-miss

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>>848351

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>>848358
Offering my hand? attempting to Woo the cute girl with the amazing outfit?

>>848380
I'm listing to that song right now, and I'm so high I feel like I'm going to cum even though I'm not even touching my dick

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>>848316
Sorry sir my mom it's calling me home

>>848364
Hey peri, do you have a donger like lapis?

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>>848397
Fuck your mom! Let' eat chesseburgers with Phil Collins at the Dirty Burger!

>>848364
You CLOD, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
YOU NEED TO SLOWLY EASE INTO IT, HAVE RELUCTANCE AND DISTASTE FOR HUMAN CULTURE AND INTERCOURSE. IN PHASE 2, RELUCTANTLY PARTICIPATE, AS YOU BECOME FUCKED, YOU SLOWLY START TO LIKE IT, AND IF YOU SOMEHOW GET FUCKED UP THE VAGOO, RIPPERONI PTOLLI PERIDOT, ONLY ANAL, ORAL, ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE VAGINAL, UNLESS IT'S A TONGUE FUCK.
REEEEEEEEE

>>848358
>I get a little suprised as you speak to me
Wah! I'm sorry!
>I walked a little closer to you, blushing
So... Hello.

>>848358
>Nodded as he glanced upwards at the Dullahan's exposed panties, one of his hands already working to unzip his pants, but just that alone.

And what might you be rewarding me with..?

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>>848298
>Im pause and admire the huge cock that comes out from his boxers
>Im amazaded and shocked by the size of it and I try to form some words
I... I...I w-want it on my mouth

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>>848396
What happened to all the disgusting anons with weird fetishes?

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>>848404
It's entirely possible I could....though I've never heard it called that.

>>848411
IGNORANT IMPOSTER CLOD. AFTER DISCOVERING INTERNET PORN, I'VE GROWN QUITE DRAWN TO THE IDEA OF DICKS. THEY ARE FUNCTIONAL, AERODYNAMIC AND ASTHETICALLY PLEASING.

>>848419
How the fuck do I put a cock on your mouth, shouldn't I park it in your mouth?

>>848396
How far in are you?

La Villa Strangiato makes me feel the same way even when stone cold sober

>>848427
They are suffering from Collin Cancer

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>>848361
Are you jealous? I wouldn't mind another tongue on my toes~
>>848374
I'm sure they smell like the cum of many anons. Do you like that?
>>848386
>She scoffs, waving him off.
You're no more privileged than the anons, mortal. If you want to win me over, show me your tonguework.
>>848412
You should be sorry. Insulting a God of Death is punishable by, um, death.
>>848417
It's been a long time since I've had a cock in me, Anon.
>She reaches out with her scythe, poking his shaft through his pants with the end.
I want you to fill me. This is the only time I'll allow this, consider yourself lucky to be inside of a Dullahan.

>>848358
>I suck your feet even harder, getting a little drool on them as I take more of your toes into my mouth. I then swirl my tongue over your sole, looking back up into your eyes for attention

>>848440
You CLOD, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. IT'S UN CANON, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>>848427
Im here
>>848440
You think i could see it?

>>848458
N-no thanks, I'll shut up. Sorry.

>>848411
Do it better than. Play someone and if you're better, we'll ignore Peridot. Unless you pick some lame character who won't be fun no matter how well you play it.

>>848364
... all gone, just like that? Neat.
>I gesture to a nearby simple bed
Spreading your legs. Get on.

I hope you know how sexual intercourse works, 'cause I'm getting eager to do it with you.

>>848458
Y-yes, i love the smell miss, could i also cum on them sometime miss?

>>848451
I think I was about 8-9 minutes into the song but it just ended, La Villa Strangiato is dope as fuck

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>>848419
>He smiles and nods, giving her panty-covered pussy another firm poke.
Alright, you've got my permission.
>He leans up to kiss her one more time, before parting their lips and presenting his throbbing cock to her.

>>848478
I have no images. I'm eternally doomed to be the masses, The anons.

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>>848462
THAT WAS THE OLD PERIDOT

THE NEW PERIDOT IS A CUM-SLURPING COCKFIEND WHO DISPISES THE SOCIAL ASPECTS OF SEX AND PURELY WANTS TO GET OFF AND GET OTHERS OFF

>>848467
(Would you like tentadick or conventional dick?)

>>848481
Oh I do, human...I mean I've read about it...and seen diagrams...but I'm sure I'll get the hang of it!
>She struggles to climb up onto your bed, clawing up the bedsheets while you get on top with no problem

>>848458
I'm so sorry... Is there any way i can repay for my insults?

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>>848406
I'm afraid I'll have to pass, besides I'm not from around here and my mom says its time to go back to our home, goodbye mister Bobandy.

>>848478
He's not even complaining that he'd RP better, just more accurately/in character, which, I dunno about you, but I very rarely care about

>>848498
Did you cum?
Listen to that next, then Cygnus X-1 (both parts) and let me know how you feel then

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>>848514
You get the fuck back over here or I'll gut you like a fucking mackerel!

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>>848458
eh... how long?... how long do i have to stay down there...

>>848458
Lucky indeed..

>He winced a bit at having such a sharp object prod something so tender, but ignored it for the most part, eagerly helping nudge Lala down and onto his lap.

I doubt someone with your stature would want to be lower than someone you're rewarding, so this position should be fine..~

>He replied, finally freeing the arousal from his pants and guiding it towards Lala's panties, grinding against them before tugging them aside and pressing upward with his hips to just pop the tip past her tight slit.

>>848508
(the slimy delicious tentadick of course)

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>>848461
>She pulls on her nipples through her thin, flexible armor, a light blush becoming present on her blue face.
There you go, Anon.. You're doing good..
>>848486
You want me to tug on your dirty cock with my feet? How crude..
I'll consider it, if you impress me~
>>848512
Mm, potentially. Massage my shoulders, anon. I've been tense lately.
>>848553
Until I deem you worthy of receiving the pleasure I can give.
>>848569
>She grips his shoulders tightly, trying to hide her blush as she whines, his cock spreading her lewd lower lips apart.
Ah~! There you go, Anon.. S-So big..

>>848505
https://images.google.com/

>>848539
If you're not going to be in character, then why bother RPing? Just post, "Here's a pic of Peridot. Sexy pic huh?"

>>848539
Sometimes I get scared listing to music when high because I don't realize how loud the music is in my headphones

>>848508
>I snicker at her struggle to get into the bed
Don't think I've ever fucked someone so small before. Wonder if my dick will fit down there...

But sure, I'll... ease you into how it works.

>I get undressed myself, pulling off shirt, pants, and everything else one by one, eventually letting her get a look at an erect human cock

>>848652
O-of course ill impress you miss
>i take your feet and begin rapidly licking and kissing them, rubbing the available areas with my dexterous fingers

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>>848080
S-Sex?!
Pervert, D!!
>Kanade scurries off your lap and hides underneath the covers

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>>848503
>I look at your eyes again
i... i love you D
>I close my eyes and put your penis inside my wet and warm mouth
>I begin to suck the top, tasting it as I grab your balls with my hands
>I caress your balls while Im lapping your glans gently
>I put it all inside and then put it out, making a pop sound
>as I breath heavily, a thin saliva and precum thread connects my small mouth with your big cock
>I start to jerk you off while Im still grabing your soft ballsack

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>>848652
>lupin gets on his knees, picking up her foot and looks into her eyes as his lips make expert work of her feet, kissing her toes and the top of her feet... gently, looking into her eyes all the while

>>848406
Frig off, Randy.

>>848702
Nice cp pedophile

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>>848570
(Just for convenience, since I'm playing with multiple people, and cause futa pics, especially tenadick pics are harder to find, I'll just be using regular pics)

You have good taste, Anonymous perverted human...
>As she approaches you, looking up with a confident glint in her eye, you notice a writhing, bulging moist spot at the crotch of her spacesuit, which grows dark with her sex juices

>>848681
>>848681
>Once she's gotten up (without your help, might I add) she shoots you a dirty look, before standing up again, the two of you now about at eye level.
I'm sure I'll be able to take it, and I assure you I already know how things wor...
>She trails off at the sight of your hardon, dropping to her knees and scooting closer, reaching out to poke it with her finger, before flinching as it twitches

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>>848728
Don't frig off my Randy candy!

>>848508
IF YOU WANT TO RUB SOMEONE OFF IN CANON PERI CHERRY, FUCKING ATLEAST CHOOSE A MADE TO ORDER PEARL.
AND I SWEAR IF YOU SURVIVE BEING FUCKED UP THE PUSSY...
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>848658
>>848658
In character is one thing, but playing 'virgin Peridot has to have sex explained to her while getting molested' for the thousandth time is pretty boring imo

>>848676
Are you using earbuds or over-ear phones? just keep an eye on it and you'll be fine. Have you listened to Dopesmoker?

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>>848552
Woah calm down sir, you've been catfished by me, Kevin
Stop trying to lure kids into your greasy hands you dork

>>848652
Of course
>I get behind you and starts to press my fingers against your shoulders gently on different spots

>>848768
Is she canonically a virgin? I don't know much about the show.

>>848652
I'm glad you're happy..
>I look back down and I start lathering the top of your foot with my tongue, going harder and faster like I'm massaging you with it
You've had anons cum on your feet?

>>848732
Bait

>>848785
She's never fused at least, which many people treat as the gem equivalent, though it isn't a perfect comparison.

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>>848775
My boys and the Dirty Burger are all I have fuck you!

>>848785
Look, getting fucked up the pussy is a goddamn death sentence for Gems. Once they're pregnant, they have 9 months to live before dying and popping out a sub-human.

>>848746
>I tense slightly when she pokes it
Y-you can touch it. Just remember it's pretty sensitive.

>I look her over, focusing on her body
... I wouldn't mind touching you.

>>848746
Oh my lord peridot, you seem to be getting a tad excited there
>i walk up to you and begin rubbing you through the fabric of your clothes
>i press my lips on yours and keep them locked on mine as i tease you

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>>848693
H-Hey! I just said the word!
>He pads over to her, reaching for her hand.
I just wanted to hold you, that's all.. We don't have to have sex yet! Heck, we don't have to do that sort of thing at all, if you don't want to.
>>848702
>He pets her hair, his cock twitching and leaking precum against her lips.
I love you too, my cute little Tomoko.
>He strokes her small frame along her back, his cock thoroughly enjoying her treatment.
>He feels for her damp slit between her legs, spreading her open with his fingers.
It's not fair that you're the only one getting pleasured, so.. This is the least I could do.
>His fingers find their way inside of her, being engulfed by her warm, wet walls.

>>848809
So canonically Peridot would only be into anal and oral.

>>848652
>Lowered Lala until his cock was completely hilted into her tight, pleasurable walls. The pleasure made him gasp and even start to pant a bit once his hips began rocking back and forth, grinding the base against her clit and eventually starting to thrust upward.

Ngh.. you really are something..

>He mostly mumbled to himself, a bit lost in the moment as his thrusting gained momentum and his eyes gazed into both Lala's eye's and gently swaying chest.

>>848809
Actually rose quartz had to shapeshift a uterus, if peri dont do that she good