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>>833806
>Gives banana

-D

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>>833806
Miyafuji on the scene!

>>833795
>implying you've properly mastered Guard Skill: Erotic Roleplay
Don't go hurting yourself, now.

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>>833795
Me, a monster? .. Maybe a little, but I am in no way a pervert!~ <3

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>>833826
I programed the ability. Mastering not required.
>>833834
Lie. You are both.

>>833861
Kanade, you're not lewd, right?
You're a perfect, pure little angel, right?
Right?

-D

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>>833861
Ah, but I haven't done anything to you..!
.. Yet~

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Afufufu, still up to your perverted games dearies?~
If you've got time to textfuck, you have time to buy some of my spider pastries! After all you wouldn't dare sexualise a spider at all, would you?~

>>833878
I dunno.
I wouldn't sexualize a spider, but I'd sexualize Muffet.
AND buy her donuts.

-D

>>833861
>implying you bugtested properly
That coding couldn't even be called an alpha build.

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>>833873
I'm not an angel.
>>833875
Another lie.

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>>833989
>>833878
>>833875
>>833861
>>833823
>Slaps all your asses

>>833878
Honestly, whatever kind of spider you are is just a LITTLE difficult to not sexualize.

>>833989
What are you if you're not an angel, Kanade?
You're not lewd, I refuse to let you be lewd.

-D

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>>833989
Another lie? I never lied~ <3

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>>834005
For you, my fan. I will offer this very limited edition selfie!
I usually sell these at 20,000G but for you i'll make a deal! 50,000G!
Ahuhuhu~

>>833891
Please continue to buy my pastries!~

>>834042
>buys 20 pastries

-D

>>834042
But, Muffet, that's MORE expensive!

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>>834064
You wouldn't make a spider cry, would you? Won't you help her cause?

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>>833893
Want to help me test it then?
>>834009
I'm just me. What are you?
>>834031
I've seen you doing things.

>>834082
>Anon steps on a tiny spider right in front of Muffet
I'll give you 100,000G to lick this little guy's remains off the bottom of my shoe.

>>834092
I'm just a guy.
Now snuggle me.

-D

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>>834092
D-don't tell the pigs, please

>>834092
Someone has to, right? Let's see it then. Show me what you can do with this new skill of yours.
>Anon crosses his arms and waits.

>>834082
M-muffet, could you fuck me?

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>>834097
>Muffet wraps the cruel anon inside her web, before setting her spiders against him
Ahuhuhu, i'll just steal your 100,000G~

>>834140
Fuck? A spider?
Anon you really are perverted...

>>834158
I have no shame

>>834158
>Anon struggles in the webbing
I don't have it on me.

>>834158
I-im sorry muffet, youre so cute

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>>834100
Why do you ask every girl to "snuggle" Monster like >>834031 ?
>>834124
2 hours. Or I will.
>>834125
Guard Skill: Erotic Roleplay
>Kanade's hips start to move on their own

>>834172
>>834204
>>834181
You all disgust me
>>834227
Because girls are fun to snuggle with.
>Opens his arms
It's my life dream to snuggle with every woman in the world, Kanade.
Now come.
Help me achieve my dream.

-D

>>834252
I'm sorry Mistress Muffet.

Did all of the erpfags from /b/ go here?

>>834227
>Anon gives you an unimpressed look.
Somehow, I don't think you knew exactly what ERP was when you programmed this. Seems more like a joke script than anything else.

>>834267
And from /mlp/!

>>834280
Mind me asking which of the ones that migrated from /b/ are still active?

>>834252
>his godmodding gets ignored by Muffet
>takes out on the anons that get responses from her

>>834312
You're implying that I have the energy levels to actually take anything seriously right now d00d
I've done nothing but shitpost all day

-D

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>>834252

>>834335
How'd you know I wore a fedora?

-D

>>834339
Same

-D

>>834348
why betray?

-D

>>834352
Cody no please

-D

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>>834264
Ahuhuhu, that isn't even me posting... And to call me mistress and everything, you really are beyond saving...
Keep on supporting my cause and buying pastries, I may look your way~

>>834252
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>834375

>>834375
Holy shit this guy's serious
Don't hack me dode I have too many images of naked bananas on my computer
I can't lose it all now

-D

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>>834297
The only one I saw saying multiple times coming from /b/ to here was Tomoko.
Don't know about others.

>>834357
to late erp now

-D

>>834391
CODY NO
>invisible arms bend him over
NO CDOY POLS

-D

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>>834387
Miyaaa~
Were you able to rest comfortably?

>>834400
jail betry the city now you lose

-D

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Jeez...Looks like its slow here.

>>834429
Guess we're not worth anyone's time.

>>834415
NOoo pLS
>>834429
SAMUS Help mE I'M BEINg RAPed

-D

>>834429
S-samus!?
>feints

>>834267
No, this is mostly all different people.

>>834443
bye

-coDy

>>834484
Y-You too..
Kokoi..

-D

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>>834429
Ahuhuhu, hello my cocktease sister~

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Good afternoon/evening everyone~

>>834503
It's morning here, you dumb slut

-D

>>834503
Happy 6:00 PM, Celes
>>834515
WOAH
THAT'S UNCALLED FOR

-D

>>834503
Finally, sexual relief! All the other people here kept on being cockblocks!

I miss _____

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>834530
Konata!

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>>834443
Oh dear
>>834442
Well, I'm sure you can be, if you tried~
>>834498
Well hello there, I wonder where everyone fun was~

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>>834530
>>834558
H-How did I mess that up?

Gomen..

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>>834503
Care for some of my Sunny D?

>>834577
I'd prefer just your D

-D

>>834574
Of what use to anyone could I possibly be?

>>834574
Nevermind.
False alarm.
I am actually not being raped anymore.
>Brushes self off
I know you were pretty worried, so, uh..
I'm all good.
>Thumbs up

-D

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>>834604
Sorry, sonny, all my D is Sunny.

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>>834407
Nia!
Yeah, I'm feeling much better today.

This... man, this... absolute body of bulging flesh and muscles is terrifying to merely look at, with a superhuman height of 8' 1. With that height, his width is obviously the size of two men put together, with only his arm muscles the size of your head. When you look him in the eyes, you get so scared you get close to pissing your pants in fear, and he returns your glance with one that tells you to look away. When he walks, you hear a loud "bang" sound, even when his shoes aren't heavy. Then when he talks... Oh God, his voice sounds like he's yelling, when really he hasn't even begun to think of getting loud. You also notice that when he flexes, his width and height increase... he gets another whole foot taller, and 8 inches wider, and his veins are sticking out that it's impossible to not see it... You know that's when it's time to run...

>>834574
So what brings the beautiful Samus here?
>pulls his collar, sweating a bit

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>>834524
Hello Anon~
>>834526
Oh you poor dear~~
>>834577
>>834629

>Kek, still cracks me up

No thanks~ Perhaps later~

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>>834642
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on The petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake

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>>834658
A dream deferred is a dream denied.

>>834658
How are ya?
Ever since I got gifted this fedora by a friendly anon, I've cared a lot more about how women's days have been.
Did you get bullied? I'd love to beat up those bullies for you.
I'd treat you right, you don't need any of these anons abusing you.

-D

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>>834687
Already leaving me?
Guard Skill: Hand Sonic

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called 'Linux', and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called 'Linux' distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>>834697
Fuck off, Nep

>>834694
B-But Kanade I love you
You're my soulmate
None of these other girls mean anything
Love me

-D

>>834658
Well, can you help me princess?~

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>>834706
Guard Skill: Hand Sonic Version 5
Monster.

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>>834700
That wasn't me! >.<

>>834745
Kanade think about what you're doing.
If I have to die because I love you then so be it!
I will be a martyr for ramen!
No, wait, romance!

-D

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>>834748
The sun was about to set on this marvelous day. It had been about a year since this tall, muscular figure of a man had proposed to his lovely Princess MILF bunny to become her queen. He would look down the aisle of many people they had known for years attempting to view that bunny goddess with her bride's dress. He would hear a couple of footsteps making his eyes move down to her feet. It seemed as an eternity was passing with his eyes slowly moving upward trying to see that beautiful face of hers.
Mmmm.... Nnnggghhh
Once he got a view of those plump breasts. Darkness would surround him. He could feel that his cock was extremely hard, but it was against something. He would open his eyes and see that it had only been the night after she had approved to be his princess. Seeing her in his arms and enjoying her back against his erect dick he would pull her in a more warm embrace kissing her neck all over.

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>>834687
My day was just fine~

>>834722
Depends on what you want~

HAHA
YUMMY YUMMY I LIKE CUMMY IN MY YUMMY
HAH WHOO
CUMMY CUMMY IT TASTES SO YUMMY
MAKE IT LIKE MOMMY DOES
HAHA YAY CUMMY
CUMMY WHOO

>>834757
Well, would the princess be so kind to rub my cock with her hand?

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I emerge from the shadows, looking around to see what is going on with a disinterested look on my face. I recognize a few of the people here, but I just nod at their direction, deciding that greeting each and everyone individually would be too much of a hassle. I plop myself on the ground, magically summon a mug of frothing alcohol, and take a long swig from the cup. "Well, guess it's about time I make my appearance." I mutter, setting the mug down beside me.

>>834757
Alright, that's good.
Anyway, my kawaii angel of a gf doesn't like me talking to you, desu sempai, so we'll have to start using morse code.
>>834780
Oh hey, it's nigger Zelda

-D

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>>834756
>immediately starts sucking your dick

>>834791
>CUMS ON A GOAT
>YOU LIKE THIS

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>>834791
A man, wearing the very image of sullen, one such as dark gray storm clouds and the shadows that accompanied such weather appeared. He took a seat upon a rocking chair, relishing in the simple motions of it as it moved back and forth. "I'm here to kill monsters and fuck girls...and right now, I'm all out of monsters." The absolute pretentiousness wasn't lost on him and he reeled back in the chair in laughter.

Thankfully, he didn't lose balance as it was a rocking chair, that's it's thing. "I also don't see any girls either so it might be this old man has nothing to live for anymore..." Hacking out a cough that clearly bordered on pretending, he pulled out a book from somewhere on his person and began reading, patient in the hunt, for beast, or otherwise.

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>>834764
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe~
>>834780
Hello Shadow Link

>>834835
Well, why not?~

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>>834835
"How much for the affliction buns?" He says pulling out his cock. "And I don't don't mean those buns." He says, still pulling out his cock. "I want the hard cider, on the rocks." Now his cock is out, flaccid/ "Now we can beginbang" With a sly foot work at his feet he dance up to the girl, wiggling his penis for all to see. "In a moment" his lips curl into the eager sausage casing and he slips his dong inside the buns. "These feels w" "I need to wait for the Viagra to kick in" He says, penis deep in bun
"Ahhhh theres it go! Ahh there I go" He says. Filling the buns with mayo.

I BET YOU LIKE ABORTIONS YOU SLUT

>>834888
Abortions are one of mankind's greatest inventions

-D

>>834888
Abortions feels great. They're the only reason I get pregnant. They're just so sexy.

Why do I waste my life text fucking people over the Internet when I could be talking to real life friends and do something constructive?

>>834956
Because you don't have any real life friends, just like me

-D

>>834956
Shut the fuck up and suck my fucking dick you worthless pile of shit

-D

>>834780
Oh boy

Is it time for another tryhard cringefest

>>834966
Are you even trying?

-D

>>834956
Stop doing it.

I miss Reimu

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>>835036
One of my slaves remembers me, hmm?

>>835043
It's the evil Reimu!

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>>835067
I'm not evil, I just put you degenerates in your place.

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You could cut a knife through all this tension!

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>>834882
>Giggles

I don't know~~

Is it normal for my pants to get uncomfortably tight when I look at these girls for an extended length of time?

>>835104
Woo. Best blonde warrior girl is here.

Man, my "best" comments have really gone down in quality.

-D

>>835123
Your overall posting has gone down in quality.

>samus left
.cry

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>>835123
...

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>>835127
WHERE YOU AT
WHERE YOU AT

>>835127
Cut me some slack, I got two hours of sleep last night, had classes after like two weeks..
Today was garbage and I'm tired.
>>835131
Kanade pls

-D

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>>835131

>>834252
Is this you muffet?

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I think I'm pretty average compared to everyone else.

>>835144
>muffets your muppet
>you like this

>>835073
You're not Reimu

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>>835147
You shouldn't be so optimistic
>Scoffs fuckingly

>>835110
moon > sun

>>835147
We should make a tier list starting with

"THAT KID" TIER:
Rhin
D

>>835147
>lip quivers
Those sexy tights...

>>835165
>On a list already
Fuck yeah dude, high ten

-D

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>>835165
Make sure to make it fair!
>>835175
I'm more then tights you know~

Does anyone here actually know how to write ...

>>835220
DMG and Sorceress do

Others like Peach and Celestia put in a little effort to stand out

Everyone else just uses the same language and vernacular in their own style

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>>835220
Do you know how to stop being a whiny bitch?
>Moans in a state of euphoria and ecstasy

>>835220
>>835228
>faps with both hands moving softly in a soft repetitive motion as he rests softly backwards on his soft bed softly

-D

>>835243
sounds soft

>>835243
Woah dude not so rough

>>835211
>stares at your sword
You're absolutely right, Cassandra! Under those tight are great legs and a nice ass! I cannot say anything about your feet since I have never seen them.

>>835250
>>835259
>softly fucks both anons at the same time with his soft dick

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>>835243
So eloquent.
>>835265
I'm just your average girl, nothing special.

>>835307
>he motions softly to his soft dick.
You want some o this babe?

-D

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>>835307
At least you know your place
Snrk Snrk Snrk
>Sneers snrkingly

>>835165
GOD TIER:
Dark Magician Girl
Sorceress

HIGH TIER:
Peach
Bayonetta
Celestia
Tomoko

MID TIER:
Samus
Cassandra
Amy Rose

PRESIDENTIAL TIER:
Trump
Romney
Lady Liberty

FACELESS DOUJIN MALE TIER:
All non-listed male ERPers

BARELY LEWD TIER:
Poppy
Nia
Konata
Miyu
Muffy
Kanade
All 2hus

"THAT KID" TIER:
Rhin
D
Nazi RPers
Shadow Link

>>835220
Is that your fetish, baby? Is that what gets you off? You like writing. Well what do you think of this? And...this!
How about some of...
>Anon hesitates for sexual tension
This!
Look at that, Anon. All words, letters, spaces, punctuation, all combined skillfully to create sounds in your head when you see them, and not just gibberish sounds, but meaningful sounds.
Maybe you want some more advanced linguistic smut.
This sentence is like a simile.
Awwww, yeah, you're getting hard now.
Some subjunctive mood "would" get you in the mood, wouldn't it?
Oooooh, not yet baby, you're not finished until you take alllllll of this run-onsentence, and every single clause and unnecessary participial I can slide in, filling your mind with my words, until you can't take anymore, thinking the sentence can't possible by this long, this verbose, screaming, "It's so long!" as it just runs on and on, until...until.

Just like always, it ends when you see my period.

test

>>835322
PERFECTION TIER:
Mettaton

MEH TIER:
Everyone else

ftfy

>>835335
Hot

>>835307
No need to be modest, Cassandra. You're a beautiful lady anons would line up to spend time with.

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>>835322
>tfw not on list cause been getting drunk and hanging out with real life friends a lot recently
why live

>>835386
And just who do you play?

>>835322
Forgot to put Miss Fortune on high tier.

>>835322
>God tier

Nue

>>835419
>Image of anon staring

-D

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LEGENDARY TIER:
Me.

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>>835322
I'm okay with this!

>>835419
You're back?

>>835322
TITAN TIER:
Trixie

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>>835406
I'm Anzu, but I would be on Barely Lewd tier or lower

>>835412
>>835413
>>835447

GOD TIER:
Dark Magician Girl
Sorceress
Nue

HIGH TIER:
Peach
Bayonetta
Celestia
Tomoko
Miss Fortune
Trixie

MID TIER:
Samus
Cassandra
Amy Rose

PRESIDENTIAL TIER:
Trump
Romney
Lady Liberty

GENERIC DOUJIN MALE TIER:
All non-listed male ERPers

BARELY LEWD TIER:
Poppy
Nia
Konata
Miyu
Muffy
Kanade
Anzu
All 2hus

"THAT KID" TIER:
Rhin
D
Nazi RPers
Shadow Link

PERFECTION TIER:
Mettaton

GOD TIER:
Dark Magician Girl
Sorceress
Nue

HIGH TIER:
Peach
Bayonetta
Celestia
Tomoko
Miss Fortune
Trixie

MID TIER:
Samus
Cassandra
Amy Rose

PRESIDENTIAL TIER:
Trump
Romney
Lady Liberty

GENERIC DOUJIN MALE TIER:
All non-listed male ERPers

BARELY LEWD TIER:
Poppy
Nia
Konata
Miyu
Muffy
Kanade
Anzu
All 2hus

"THAT KID" TIER:
Rhin
D
Nazi RPers
Shadow Link

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>>835440
Yeah, I'm going to give this another try.

LEGENDARY TIER:
Ethan

PERFECTION TIER:
Mettaton

GOD TIER:
Dark Magician Girl
Sorceress
Nue

HIGH TIER:
Peach
Bayonetta
Celestia
Tomoko
Miss Fortune
Trixie

MID TIER:
Samus
Cassandra
Amy Rose

PRESIDENTIAL TIER:
Trump
Romney
Lady Liberty

GENERIC DOUJIN MALE TIER:
All non-listed male ERPers

BARELY LEWD TIER:
Poppy
Nia
Konata
Miyu
Muffy
Kanade
Anzu
All 2hus

"THAT KID" TIER:
Rhin
D
Nazi RPers
Shadow Link

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>>835458
>>835478
>>835499

>tfw you bitched your way onto the list

>>835499
I think you put me in the wrong tier
I deserve lower

-D

>>835484
Awesome. Now to wait for stutter anon, I guess. Be sure to put on another good show, okay?

Who am I kidding, you never disappoint.

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>>835505
>>835508

>>835513
Put me lower, kid.
We need to go deeper into the memes.

-D

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>>835322
>>835458
>>835478
>>835499
You anons are really too kind~

>>835526
I dont even know who the fuck you are. I just copy and pasted it.

>>835526
Bayo!
You said you wanted me to think of what i should wear, and i got it

>>835458
Who's Miyu and Muffy?

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>>835499
O-Oh my~
>>835526
Hello Bayonetta~

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>>835535
It's the though that counts

>>835537
What do you have for me darling?

>>835553
Muffy is Muffet

Oh, thanks. That's welcoming.
I'll start after I eat.

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>>835562
Hello their your highness~
How are you doing?

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>>835593
I am doing just fine~ and yourself?

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>>835656
Oh pretty good now, thought I'd pop in and have some fun~

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>>835680
Sounds like a wonderful idea~

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>>835718
Oh, would you like to join me then, darling?

>>835565
Its umm, a maid outfit!

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>>835739
Absolutely~

>>835680
>cute boy plucks your sleeve
Excuse me, Ma'am. Could you help me with my quest? I am looking for a beautiful woman with a package to give me.

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>>835499
>Growling noises

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>>835804
>Snrk noises

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>>835763
Can't go wrong with a maid outfit then, I approve

>>835789
Mmmm good, I always enjoy the company of a royal~

>>835790
I thought that darling little Yuuki Kei gave you a package, don't be greedy dear~

>>835814
>looks down
I have yet to find the package, Ma'am. I am still searching for it. I don't know who this Yuuki person is.

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>>835505
It's aalright Anzu-chan.~
>Miyafuji pat your hair softly.
List maker got my name wrong too.

Tfw 2 hours of Battlememe Theater on agdq now..
Oh well.

>>835814
M-Miss Bayonetta.. I heard you like little girls with.. Um..
Well..

Is it weird to want a blowjob?

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>>835814
Wonderful~

>>835814
Ooh, now that im dressed, will you fuck me?

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>>835842
>tfw battleshit theater is at least kinda cool if 100%
>Nuzzled her noggin against your hand happily, humming to herself
Thanks Miya~ I'm watching my friend speed run dark souls right now since hes been getting good runs recently

>>835804

LEGENDARY TIER:
Ethan

PERFECTION TIER:
Mettaton

GOD TIER:
Dark Magician Girl
Sorceress
Nue

HIGH TIER:
Peach
Bayonetta
Celestia
Tomoko
Miss Fortune
Trixie

MID TIER:
Samus
Cassandra
Amy Rose
Jack-O

PRESIDENTIAL TIER:
Trump
Romney
Lady Liberty

GENERIC DOUJIN MALE TIER:
All non-listed male ERPers

BARELY LEWD TIER:
Poppy
Nia
Konata
Miyafuji
Muffet
Kanade
Anzu
All 2hus

"THAT KID" TIER:
Rhin
D
Nazi RPers
Shadow Link

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>>835739
>>835804
>>835812
>>835842
>>835854
>>835860

ROCK AND ROLL ROCK AND ROLL

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>tfw Ring Runner multiplayer is ded

>>835880
So is that a orgasmic or raped expression

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>>835887
Raped I guess, but I'd LOVE to be in that position.
>tfw no IRL BF/GF who will tie me up like that

>>835900
I sometimes wish anime girls were real

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>>835838
If I remember correctly she was a trap maid of some sort, wish she was around personally
But I guess you can go looking if you'd like

>>835843
With what, darling?

>>835854
Where would you like to have fun then, sweetie?

>>835858
Of course, take me to your room then

>>835924
Nice big bosom Bayonetta

>>835924
>She rubs her legs together and covers her mouth with her hands, clearly too embarrassed to say it.

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>>835931
>Nice big bosom Bayonetta

>Bosom isn't pictured
>Does this anon think bosom means ass?

Keep on keepin' on, friend.

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>>835871
>Sign of the horns
>>835924
How about you give my slit a good lick~

>Lesbo Bayo please not feeling the Futa flavor tonight

>>835924
O-of course, its over here
>i lead you to a dark room with only a bed in the center
I-is this ok?

>>835957
Fuck you I just trumped and dumped the trump

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>>835931
Thank you, I do take pride in it~

>>835935
Darling, we can't have any fun if you don't tell me

>>835957
Don't blame the anon, trump dear, he's too worked up I bet

>>835961
>she lets out a small laugh and pushes the Princess to sit on the bed
One cunt hungry lesbian coming right up~
>she drops to her knees and spreads Celestia's legs apart

>>835968
Of course, I just need it to be yours, adds a bit of degradation to be plowed in your own bed, dont you think?
>she pushes you into the room and closes the door

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>>835969
Baby, you couldn't handle a dump from the Trump.
Now bend over and let Trump bump. You'll be callin me Mcdonald because you'll be lovin it.
>>835988
>Worked up
>Probably hasn't worked a day in his life
>Scoffs fuckingly

>>835988
>She cups her hands and drops her voice to a whisper, nearly in tears.
D-Do you like girls with boy parts, Miss?

>>835988
I-if thats what you think, im ok with it bayonetta
>i walk towards the bed and lay down on i, my ass facing upwards

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>>835988
>POMF~

>Giggles

Oh my~

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>>836004
Sorry dear, I know not what I say.
Perhaps you would like some help with that wall of yours?

>>836005
Mmmm, I sure do darling, give me a little show, I'd like to see your body

>>836008
>she approaches in the darkness and grips your ass, softly kneeding it
Mmm you do have a nice one, not uncommon of the sissy slurs here

>>836020
>she slowly pulls off your panties and tosses them away, her tongue slowly running up the length of your slit

>>836040
>She lifts her skirt, a small bulge clear in her panties.
I-I want you t-to touch it, please.

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>>836040
Oh~....FFFFFFFFFFuck yes!~

>>836040
Hehe, thanks, i hope im good enough to please your cock
>i moan slightly and move my ass around

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Hi! I'm too young to have a boyfriend.

>>836116
>Jumps on and fucking fucks in the vagina with my big ole dick

-D

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>>836116
Same
But I'm not one to follow rules. Neither should you.
>Moans in ecstasy

>>836121
Cool, /erp/, we broke his brain

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>>836097
Well it is rather cute~
>her gloved hand lowers to under your skirt, grasping you package and softly rubbing it through her fingers

>>836100
Quite a sweet little hole you have here~
>she goes back in, her tongue diving into your slit

>>836106
Just lay there and take my cock and we'll be fine
>her suit opens up and her throbbing cock flops out, laying between your asscheeks

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>>836121
Eww... Why are you so nasty? Get lost!
>Runs away
>>836128
B-But if I don't follow rules I'll be in big trouble!

>>836135
Aah, your cock feels so good, its so big and hard

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>>835458
>>835478
>>835322
>>835865
Good to see I still have fans <3

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>>836145
Honey, I can protect you from anything. Accept the Trump bump.

>Runs his hands down the length of his neck fuckingly

>>836135
>She whines and closes her eyes, trembling as you touch her.

>>836170
DMG! Where have you been all of my life?
>Get's on knees and starts worshiping
We're not wooorthhyyyy... We're not woooorthhyyyy...

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>>836135
MMmmm~~~

>Begins to leak her sweet honey~
>>836170
Hi DMG~

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>>836171
Trump, you are like the father I always wanted! But never had...

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>>836153
Mmmmm I'm glad you like it dear
>she smacks your ass
Are you ready to take this cock dry?

>>836170
Make that another one~

>>836188
So now that you know I like little sissy boys, what would you like from me?
>she continues to kneed your balls

>>836195
>she grips your ass and pulls herself deeper into you, her nose pressed against your clit as her mouth engulfs your pussy

>>836170
Dark Magician Girl, can I sell you to space pirates so you can be a Space Sex Slave?

>>836145
What? I have no idea what you're talking about, I baked you a dick.
Do you not like my cooking?

-D

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>>836219
Yeeeeesss, give her to us!

Let us fill her tuuuuuuuuuubes!

>>836206
I-I want you to dominate me, Mi-!
>She covers her mouth, her face turning red as her hips sway and grind against Bayo's hand.

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I'm always here

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Greetings, perverted humans.

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>>836205
>Daughterzoned again. Sigh.

And you're like the blathering little shit that I've never wanted.

>Drapes his jacket over his shoulder and extends his neck out as far as he can. A loud screeching sound was emitted in a cry of fuckery.

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>>836191
Everyone take notes. This is how you welcome me to thread~
>>836195
Good evening~
How're you?
>>836206
Hair witch is a fan? How lovely~
>>836219
.. Do I get a cut?
I don't wanna take a bunch of smelly, unwashed space pirate cocks if I ain't getting paid~
>>836235
Now that the real niggas here, it's real nigga hours

>>836238
Hi.
Please kill me or put me to sleep.
I'm so tired.

-D

>>836238
Hey! I'm not that perverted

>>836206
Umm, maybe i should get it wet first, dont you think?

>>836238
Hey, I'm not a pervert. But, I wouldn't object if you wanted to shit in my mouth.

-D

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>>836233
Mmmmm oh really?
>her hands slide behind your to grip your butt
You want me to treat you like a dirty slut?

>>836243
How couldn't I be to such a famous poster~

>>836254
I dont, actually
>her tip presses against your puckered little hole

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>>836206
>Giggles

T-That tickles!!~~

>>836243
I'm doing well~

>Slaps that plump ass~

>>836238
I am not pervert! I'm just looking for Turbo Man doll!

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>>836245
I could contain you in ice in a near-death form of cryogenic stasis. Would that suffice?

>>836248
Don't lie to me Anon. I can see it already. You're the worst of them all.

>>836273
kekkles

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>>836243
Hey! I'm not any space pirate, I'm a Space Otter Pirate, and you are going to be my sex slave!
>Handcuffs you with great might
You now have no choice but to obey my commands!
>Laughs but accidentally chokes for a moment

>>836263
>She just nods, pressing her face against Bayo's ample chest, nuzzling between her breasts.
P-Please.. But.. Just be gentle, please..

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>>836242
I love you Trump! But I'm getting sleepy, would you mind telling me a bedtime story?

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>>836263
Well, thanks honey~
Keep working your beautiful butt and you'll have fans as well <3
>>836266
That good to hear. You lewd thing~
Keep yours hands to yourself <3
>>836296
Awwwh! Aren't you the cutest little thing!
>She snuggles her face on his fuzzy fur smiling and giggling
You're to cute to be a bad Pirate~

>>836287
Uh, it depends. Will I wake up? Will I feel rested once I wake up?

-D

>>836287
But I swear I'm not..
>He looks a little more uncertain

>>836263
A-ah, that hurts, but it feels so good
>i moan and grind my ass on your cock, feeling it rub me inside
>ny cock hardens and shakes with my whole body

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>>836310
H-Hey! Don't fucking say I'm cute!
>Unsheathes wooden sword
Go ahead, say I'm cute, I fucking double dog dare you...

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>>836313
You will wake up and feel fully rested with minimal amounts of frostbite. Probably.

>>836336
I'm not here to judge Anon. Just to play. I want to hear you say it. What you want.
>She floats a few feet closer to you, raising up so the two of you are at eye level, and softly brushes aside her hair, giving you a blush and a wink with her single eye.

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>>836266
Mmmmm but you love it don't you?
>she dives deeper, licking your wet folds as far as her tongue will go

>>836305
Mmmm I'm not sure if gently is something I can do
>her hand comes down, giving your ass a firm smack

>>836310
Thank you, but I don't do it for these pathetic little anons' approval, I just like to torment them

>>836338
Mmmm dress it is then
>she forces more into you, starting to thrust hard into your tight ass

>>836361
I-I'd rather not have any frostbite.

-D

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>>836309
>Trumps eyes roll to the back of his head and the pupils of a reptile appear in their place. A long forked tongue darts out of his mouth as he starts talking incoherently.

Igira ta miopiar!
Vimi vinaquirem kair!
Moiparran norn ithikitalkus kali hakon!
Korilath digas tasarak kair!
Aran igira tagopar xaquin moipar!
Moiparran lethodar ithikitalkus!
Ithikitalkus vigis qaziem!
Estivas ya damen tasarak du!

>>836366
>She whines as her ass bounces from the smack, leaving a red, hand-shaped mark.
M-Miss, I bruise easy.. Please be nice..
I-I want you to be my first, but.. I-I'm scared, Miss..

>>836366
Please fuck me hard bayonetta, i love your cock
>i move faster in sync with the cock fucking me currently, and begin to touch my cock slightly

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>>836375
WHA-WHA-WHA-WHAT?

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>>836360
Oh my god you have a cute little wooden sword too!
>She squees and kisses the top of your head, nuzzing her face into you with a smile
>>836366
Well then, I'm sure you'll have more victims lined up for you then~
And may I say, you're hot as hell <3
.. No pun intended

>>836361
>He looks away when their eyes meet
I want to.. be used. I want you to treat me like your pet..

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Hello again my lovely companions!

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>>836310
Hmmm~~

>Slaps it again~

>>836366
MMmm~...Yes yes yes!~~

>Her asshole begins to pucker while you attack her cunt~

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>>836370
I'll do my best for you.
>She sighs softly as she begins honing her powers to fufill your request
But I was really hoping to fufill some more erotic favors when I came here

>>836399
>She turns her neck to look at him
Oh, you'll do nicely.
Well first thing's first. Why are you on your hind legs? That's not how a pet should stand.
>Her words are cold and calculating, her arms folded in front of her.

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>>836377
Why would you be scared of me darling? Do you think I bite?
>she lifts you up a little by your ass, making you lift a leg and go tiptoe on the other as she softly kisses your neck

>>836381
>she smacks your ass and grips your hips tightly
Ah-ah, no touching of your dirty clitty, you only get to cum from my cock in your sissy ass

>>836392
Too kind, darling too kind~, you treat them nice and I'll rough them up

>>836420
I mean, if that's what you want, I don't have a problem with it.
But hey, I haven't even gotten your name yet.

-D

>>836421
>She whimpers, nodding her head in response to your question. Her cock makes a visible imprint in her panties, growing more and more erect as you tease her.

>>836420
>He gets down on his hands and knees, looking up at her. Her long and elegant dress keeps him from looking at anything perverted so he looks at her face
Is this what you want?

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>>836387
Ith sula gadurm igira ithikitalkus!
Utzilah jalaran sular!
Moiparran puch norn kiranann miopiar!
Ithikitalkus tagopar vigis pakliol sular!
Nal shirak sinur!
Kyrnawi lethodar damen vinaquirem igira!
Puch vigis sinur korilath!
Jalaran sinur akular!
Soth khetsaram kiranann igira!

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>>836460
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING??? I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!!! WHA-WHA-WHA-WHAAAT?!?

>>836421
Sorry miss, i didnt know, ill cum from your big cock instead
>i stop jerking off and grab my asscheeks, spreading them further, my cock now throbbing in pain

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>>836439
Ah, excuse me...I'm Sapphire
>She hovers closer, extending her small gloved hand, as if expecting it to be kissed

>>836455
>Her plump lips curl into a small smile
Absolutely. Would you prefer to be my kitten or my puppy today, pervert?

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>>836418
>her gloved finger tickles your little puckered hole as she continues to eat you out

>>836446
Well then darling why don't you drop to your knees so you can please me

>>836515
Good girly boy
>she continues to pound, working more and more into you, her balls starting to slap loudly against your tiny pathetic ones

Is it normal to want sex?

>>836542
>He takes her hand and shakes it like a normal person, raising his eyebrow as if wondering what she expected.
Well, hi, Sapphire. Nice to meet you.

-D

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>>836478
>Trumps eyes slowly roll forward again with an uneasy slimy sound
W-wha what happened?

>>836542
Your.. kitten.
>He says quietly, looking at the floor
This is so embarrassing..!

>>836552
M-Me?
>She looks down at her feet, swaying from side to side.
I-I've never.. What if I do a bad job, Miss?

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>>836552
NNN!~~

>It twitches~~

Oh yes!~~

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>>836571
I-I don't know! A-And I'm scared!

>>836571
Yo Trump!
Will you make these threads great again?

Threads dead

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>>836591
Why are you scared? You don't look mexican to me, I won't kick you out of the country.
>>836605
>Implying these threads aren't already

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>>836581
Just get down on your knees sweetie, I'm not asking

>>836583
>her finger slips into you, curling softly

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>>836568
>She looks ever so slightly disappointed at the gesture, but doesn't bring it up
My pleasure. For being in a gathering of humans so perverted they need to hide their identities, you're quite polite

>>836579
Why should it be? It's what you want, isn't it?
>She floats closer to you, the hem of her dress inches away from you. You can feel her aura of cold making you shiver
Look at me when you speak.

>>836552
Oh miss, i love your cock, i want it to fuck me all day
>i moan hard and long, my cock feeling close to cumming
M-miss, im gonna cum

>>836667
>He scratches his head, a look of confusion in his eye.
I'm polite? Jeez, I usually get the opposite, thanks. So uh, what exactly did you want or have in mind?

-D