Clearly that Gardevoir has either gotten a hold of some hormone medication or has a real bad case of gynecomastia.
Not with cartoonishly oversized tits.
If I liked tits, I'd like humans.
I like neither of those things.
>not wanting her to be able to properly feed the pokebabies you will inevitably have together
Tits are bad enough, but pregnancy is even worse.
Your fetishes are shit, senpai.
Maybe not beautiful to you, but beautiful to someone. Gardevoir is still nice no matter what form.
Nothing wrong with pregnancy if it's between a loving Gardevoir and her trainer.
Kirlias are only for snug.
Snug and fug, the best combination.
They're not mutually exclusive, nothing says you can't snuggle, cuddle, and fuck.
ONLY for snug and cuddle. No fugging whatsoever.
[spoiler]What are you, a pedophile?[/spoiler]
Nothing says the Kirlia has to be underage either.
Then I'll wait until she's of age to give her some lovin'.
At that point, she'll be a Gardevoir.
Also, telekinesis. Good luck trying to "get it" whenever you want to. That's her decision to make.
Evolution isn't tied to age, she could be all grown up and still be a Kirlia.
Trying to justify your pedophilia via headcanons isn't a very good way to go about your life, anon.
>That's her decision to make.
Going by the way Gardevors are usually described, she'll most likely be happy to give it to you whenever you like.
They're smart enough to know when something's morally wrong. You're going to have to offer more than "MUH DICK" to actually form a bond with a Gardevoir.
Are you saying pokephilia is morally wrong?
Or just having consensual sex all the time?
Either is bullshit, of course.
That's not headcanon, no evolution is caused by age, they happen because of leveling up or an evolution stone, or etc etc. But none are age related and evolutions can be cancelled when they are happening as well.
Not much of a difference when you think about it. If anything, you'd have a harder time getting a Pokemon to be in that kind of position with you rather than a dog.
>Nintendo didn't implement an age system! That means it's okay to fuck a toddler, right guys?
>still trying to defend pedophilia
>There's no age specified, that means the living thing with the body of a toddler is of age, right guys?
Yeah, how the body looks != age. There's nothing that says a Kirlia can't be old as hell.
>l-l-lolis are actually 18 because they're drawn, so it's not child pornography...
>looks are everything
I bet you accuse guys who like small tits of being pedophiles too.
>Kirlia doesn't have the body of a toddler
You should invest in some glasses.
Yeah, welcome to the world of fantasy, things don't follow real world logic. I thought someone who enjoys pictures of a magical black-hole-creating stick figure would understand that.
There's a line between liking something strange, and liking something strange and borderline illegal.
Sorry, a pokemon that has no set age is not anywhere near illegal.
Neither does shota porn, doesn't make it any more socially acceptable.
>they don't have age because they're Pokemon
The same headcanon that everyone else here seems to believe, and the fact that it has a body height comparable to a short adult.
Please remind yourself that you are on a 4chan board called /trash/ and you have more than a few hundred pictures of a pokemon. You don't get to be all high and mighty about socially acceptable things.
Sorry that I find pedophilia a disgusting idea.