/sug/ - Steven Universe General
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Blue Pearl sexiest gem cum-firmed.
YEEEEESSS. Why hasn't this made it into fanfiction yet.
Honestly i might start to like her if she did that.
I never liked how they just dropped her and only brought her back just to be used as a small plot device after they deal with the cluster.
People will bully her even more since her fanbase will just get bigger.
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>I never liked how they just dropped her and only brought her back just to be used as a small plot device after they deal with the cluster.
Are you from the future, am I missing something, or are you jesting?
These gifs bring forth an important concern. From the current state of events, it seems that YD will be more of a meme villain than an actual "big bad" type of villain. So that leaves us with BD, WD and PD.
My gut feeling tells me that WD will probably be the big boss in the end. You know, with white diamonds being the most iconic/best diamonds ones in pop culture.
>I never liked how they just dropped her and only brought her back just to be used as a small plot device after they deal with the cluster.
Agreed, I hate it when shows introduce neat characters for a few eps and then sweep them under the rug until they need them as a plot device.
I mean, I like how they gave Peri a lot of attention, however I'm hoping they'll give the same treatment to Lapis and Jasper. I want them to end up like a giant CG squad. Here's hoping to the future and sesaon 3 down the road.
drop your requests guys (non lewd, I'm going to class)
When will the Emperor stop tumblr's reign of terror?
Keep that negrocity away from pure, innocent crossdressing Steven.
Holy fuck that looks like some aliem shit from ancient Japan. The proportions are all fucky. I'm scared now goddamn.
>tfw the graphic novel is about Steven in school
Just like my parents...
her neck was long in the moon spire mural, it may in fact have been longer.
Apparently he lives off the grid, so no. I doubt any kids go to school in Beach city since everyone run's a family buisness, Connie's the only one whose ever brought up school and she lives in a different town
The stars in her eyes are diamond stars. As apposed to Stevens star shaped sparkles.
She's a Homeworld gem alright.
I'm sorry but this shit got me in stitched so i gotta
Anon, if Rose did love Pearl then Steven would have a twin, and they'd both be a different Gem.
I wish Steven would get placed in foster care, ironically with an abusive family. Since it is a complex issue the Gems can't punch, they have to legally get Steven back. In the meantime, the foster parents try to take Steven's gem to sell it, but when they, they beat him daily and keep him chained. When the social worker visits, he is made to pretend everything is okay. Steven tries to sent subtle hints of distress, but is only noticed by the parents, who upgrade to whipping after. Connie tries to visit, but is turned away he doesn't want her around. The Gems are forced to attend humiliating and condescending parenting classes. When they finally get Steven back, he is only a shell of his former self.
And we couldn't save him, /sug/. We saw, but we couldn't save him.
Is cool. Do a blue line structure drawing for your sketch next time then do your line work over that. It'll help you see what looks fucky.
Back when adventure time draw threads were a thing on co I'd try to draw sexy requests and fun requests but for the amount of effort I put into them I got little response. Even made a pretty cool adventure time Ghost'N Goblins cover that had little response. I gave up and just doodle cool animals all over my course work and notes. Even switched my major to geology and only sketch neat muscular animal anatomy and water color crystal bullshit these days.
How about I request Pearl vaping, Garnet tells her it's nerd shit, and pearl says it's the only way she can experience flavor without eating so Garnet can go ahead and shove some of pearl's vapor up her ass. Or Pearl inhaling vapor through her nose and spewing out her mouth saying "am I doing this right?".
I'm not even the vapefag. I just like vapes. Got me off my pack a day American spirit habit.
>Implying the gems would let them take Steven in the first place
>Implying they wouldn't do background checks
>Implying anyone in beach city gives a fuck to do this to Steven.
Good idea tho.
>I wish Steven would get placed in foster care
I don't think Steven's existence is acknowledged at all.
wew lad. You at 11 right now. I need you at a 2...
A little childhood trauma would actually be good for him, to be honest. Not only would it build character, but it would also help him to understand how the world really works and that not everyone is inherently good or capable of being redeemed.
But that's how many star eyes for steven vs a few diamond eyes? Pearl seems to have even less star eyes vs diamond eyes.
Re-requesting this with Steven or Peri from previous thread
You are technically right on him not seeing anyone DIE
But he did see Garnet basically get fucked up to the point of poofing.
They don't get everything in background checks. The foster system in america is full of abuse, physical and sexual. Many kids never get a real family and get turned out on the street when they come off age. It's fucking nuts.
Ronaldo kidnaps Peridot, unaware that she is Steven's friend. Her refusal to yield information only makes matters worst. His pressing her for info on the Diamond Authority get increasingly violent, but he doesn't do enough damage to poof her, as he needs her "alive". In the process of documenting his work, the questions arises, "can they interbreed". Peridot is raped. When she is finally rescued, she is only a shell of her former self.
We couldn't save her, /sug/. And some of you whackered to it.
Easily. Vaping is insanely cost effective. I roll my own coils, mix my own flavors using a high nic, great tasting juice as the base. Nicotine is surprisingly neuroprotective, MS sufferers use it to treat their shakes, it's also been shown to reduce the symptoms of, reverse, and even prevent alz.
It's pretty great actually.
>Another good day on /sug/
>"Fuck off para2"
>Writefags and drawfags are in abundance.
>All is well, everyone is shitposting in happiness.
>Until the power goes out.
>It would usually be back on by now, but something isn't right. It's pitch black in your house.
>You go to your house's circuit box to see what might have burned out.
>As you approach, you notice a figure standing in front of an open circuit box, with their hands meddling in it.
>It's too dark to see. You grab a nearby flashlight and turn it on
Who do you see, /sug/?
Thanks again, rushing is no good and I'm pretty slow already....
About your request, I will probably use this if you don't mind
>Garnet can go ahead and shove some of pearl's vapor up her ass
Yes yes yes and yes. Please do. I'll love you forever draw friend.
>you will never share a tiny green woman with Steven
He shares her with Connie.
I feel like a dickhead having picked it up without smoking cigs first, but I have sort of an oral fixation and feel like I constantly need to be eating, drinking or smoking something, and vaping is nice because it won't contribute more to my being a fatass and I won't blow through my weed as fast
>I’ve seen several posts comparing the scene where Peridot saves Amethyst from the drill with Ruby saving Sapphire (and accidentally fusing *cough*) in The Answer, but upon my rewatch i just came upon yet another one: Remember Bubble Buddies, when Steven sees a rock falling and Connie in danger of being crushed by it, so with no time to think he runs over to save her and
>And that’s not the end of the similarities either:
Both Steven and Peridot are only able to save Connie/Amethyst from the falling rock/the drill, respectively, because in that moment of danger they somehow are able to absolutely surpass themselves. Steven summons his protective bubble for the first time, without even knowing that was something he could do. And Peridot freaking snaps that leash in two, even though she couldn’t even open a wall panel that didn’t give Steven any trouble just a few episodes before!
So basically X irresponsibly saves Y from being hurt by Z?
It sounds like the team should really talk about this.
Why isn't there most Rainbow Quartz x Greg porn like this?
>none of you have actually decided on something
>What in the ever loving fuck is Peridot doing in your house
>playing with your circuit box
>She freezes in her place, barely moving a muscle, as the flashlight brightens up the room.
>She turns around to see who it is, beads of sweat sliding down her face.
>She is blinded by the flashlight, instinctively covering her eyes.
>"Would you stop blinding me with that!?" Peridot yells.
>"I know it's dark but you're not helping at all!"
>What the fuck
>You keep flashing her, staring at her small figure.
>She used one of your chairs to reach the circuit box.
>"Are you just going to stand there or what?" She continued, still covering her eyes.
>You read so many things like this.
>So many things.
>Your dick slightly grows stiff at the thought.
>TODAY IS THE DAY
A-Walk over and hold the light over her so she can finish working on the circuit box
B-Ask her what the fuck is she doing inside of your house, in the real world
C-Keep staring like a faggot in awe, blinding her still
I want to fuck Ruby with the biggest, thickest dildo
No, the world needs more colorful midgets showing off their personalities properly.
What is /sug/'s dirtiest headcanon?
>Pearl, despite being a neat freak and having a smooth, clean body, has a completely unshaven, dirty, musky pussy
>Pearl also secretly has a huge /ss/ fetish but is in denial
B, because she isn't supposed to be real
Steven/Gem fusions are male.
Steve and Connie hold hands when no one is looking
Amethyst likes to meet people, lure them somewhere private and devour them with her ass, where they're never heard of again.
>"What the fucking fuck" You say, still pointing the flashlight at her.
>"What? I'm trying to fix your stupid house's wiring!" Peridot replied.
>This is a dream, right? Yeah. It's probably a dream.
>You do the only logical thing and punch yourself, whining in pain as soon as you do it.
>"What the-- why did you just attack yourself?" Peridot asked, her irises somewhat adapting to the light, shrinking. She slightly lowers her hand.
>"Well it's not a fucking dream." You answer, rubbing your jaw.
>Peridot stares for a moment.
>"Define 'Dream'" she asks.
>"Not until you tell me how the fuck you're real and why the fuck are you here."
>Peridot looks down for a moment.
>"Wait." She mumbles, "Why AM I here?" She asks. "How'd I even get here..."
>Great. You realize you're in a greentext now. What's next?
>"Well, help me fix the stupid wiring in here so you stop blinding me and I'll answer as best I can, okay?" Peridot says, attempting to look in your direction.
A-Help her get the electricity back
B-Continue questioning her.
C-Make sure it really isn't a dream.
>Peri isn't going to have many episodes once Lapis is rescued
>Still somewhat in disbelief, you move next to her, and hold the light over her head.
>"Finally" she complains, and continues fiddling with the circuit box.
>You easily tower over here, even though she's standing on a chair to boost her height.
>A minute later, she connects to wires, which brings back the electricity to the house.
>You turn the flashlight off and sigh in relief.
>Peridot jumps off the chair, dusting her hands. "You're welcome." She snobbishly says.
>"I didn't say thank you." you reply.
>"You just did." she answered with a smirk on her face.
>You grab her by the collar and pull her up to face you with ease. She starts thrashing and writhing in the air.
>"Now, why are you here and what do you want?" You ask, staring at her.
>"Put me down!" She yells, trying to scratch your face with her small arms.
>You giggle at how cute she is.
>She is obviously getting very mad.
>"You said you'd answer as best you can. Answer."
>"PUT ME DOWN!" She commands
A-Put her down and apologize.
B-Continue demanding answers
C-Make her say please before you put her down.
Please be nice. She has low self esteem.
>"No." You reply.
>She gnarls at you and continues to swing about from your arm, trying to get down on her own.
>She's going nowhere.
>"I'll put you down if you answer at least one question." You sternly say.
>She stops thrashing about and crosses her arms. "Fine" she mumbles, looking away, ashamed of her hopelessness.
>You don't ask anything. You head back upstairs and into the living room. You hold her over the couch.
>"Are you going to actually ASK something?" She complains again, staring at you, obviously very, very mad.
>"But you said--"
>"What are you doing in my house?"
>"...fixing your wiring." she snidely answers.
>"Why are you here?"
>"... to fix your wiring." She answers again.
>"How'd you get here?"
>She thinks for a moment. How DID she get here?
>"I... I forget. Oh! My log recor--
>My log recorder!"
>She yells, frantically searching herself. "Where'd I put it?! Oh no, I lost my recorder!"
>Her eyes begin to tear up.
A-Gently put her down on the couch.
B-Continue asking questions.
C-Make her say please before putting her down.
This faggot here once again, as a special friday special i'm trying to do EVERY request you post. (mostly sfw if possible)
>You keep to your word and gently lower her to the couch.
>"My tape recorder..." she cries, a few tears streaming down her face.
>You feel at fault for making her cry.
>She stares at you as a baby would stare at their mother when they lose their favorite toy.
>"Your recorder thingy?" You ask, trying to cam her down. "I think I might have a spare one lying around. Do you want to borrow it till you get your recorder back?"
>She stops crying. Phew.
>"What if it's lost forever?" She asks, on the brink of breaking into tears again.
>"I'm sure it's not. We'll find it, don't worry." You answer.
>She starts sniffling, and slightly nods.
>You turn around and grab a tissue box off a nearby table, and hold it in front of her. She takes the whole thing into her lap and starts wiping her tears and sniffles with tissues.
A-Try to find her old recorder
B-Try to find your spare recorder
C-Offer her food.
>You leave her to her tissues and head back down into the circuit box room.
>You go where she was standing, and find a recorder lying on the ground next to a foot of the chair. It's labelled "KEEP OUT!!!!!!!!"
>This must be it. You pocket it and turn back around, heading to the living room again.
>She has calmed down and settled into staring at the floor with a tissue in her hand.
>You pull out her tape recorder and hold it in front of her eyes.
>She nigh-instantly lights up and yanks it out of your hand.
>"My recorder!" She says, "YES! Now all of my documentations are safe!"
>"Did you document anything about how you got here?" You ask, still wondering about that.
>She rewinds and plays various moments of her tapes, each seeming to lead to no answer.
>"Sorry, I can't." She answers, shaking her head.
>Well, worth a try.
>"Well... I guess we're both on the same level here." You state, sitting next to her on the couch.
>"What's your name?" Peridot asks. It's only fair she knows who you are if she's going to stay.
>She IS going to stay, right?
A-Answer her question, telling her your name.
B-Refuse to answer her question
C-Ask her to leave now that she got her recorder back
>"You can call me Peridot." She continues before you get time to answer.
>"My name's Anon, Peridot."
>"Thank you for finding my recorder, Anon." She blankly states, as if she doesn't understand the meaning of 'thanks'
>She stares at you for a moment before giving you a quick hug. " I appreciate your effort." she continued.
>You gently pat her hair. "Don't mention it."
>She blushes a little.
>She turns to her recorder and starts a new tape. "Log date 9 16 2.
>I have mysteriously found myself in a foreign area with no former memory of my arrival. The resident of the house hold I'm in is named Anon."
>She goes on for a while as she documents the most recent things that happened before ending the recording.
>"Would you... happen to have food?" She asks, looking away. "D-Donuts, for example?"
>"I thought gems don't need to eat."
>"I-I don't. I just... like the feeling."
A-Get her some donuts from your kitchen
B-Bring something else and apologize for not having anything else
C-Tell her you have no food in your fridge right now.
We will probably never see Sardonyx again again because Garnet will have a distrust for fusing with Pearl
hurts to live
We posting Sardonyx porn now?
>"Donuts?" You ask
>"Donuts." She replies.
>You shrug and get off the couch, making your way to the kitchen.
>You come back with a box of glazed donuts, with varying things on top of a wider selection.
>You open the box and hold it in front of her.
>She quickly nabs it out of your hand and puts it on her lap, grabs two, and takes a bite out of each.
>She chews a little before swallowing, shivering a little as it goes down into her body, then taking another bite.
>She chews with more vigor this time, swallowing much faster.
>You stare as she easily downs the entire box of donuts.
>You slowly sit back next to her.
>Did she just hiccup?
>She just hiccuped.
>She turns to you, slowly blinking, slightly smiling.
>"Thank..." was all she said, before gently poking you and giggling.
>Her entire face is run over with blushes.
A-Ask if she's okay
B-Ask if she's drunk
C-Lewd it up
Accidentally wrong order
I want her to seduce Steven.
Got no more Sardonyx
>you will never be held by a giant cricket magicican woman
Same anon you're responding to. I quit smoking weed as a coping mechanism through vaping. Both cigs and weed. One vape with good flavors and some nice craft beers to replace the intoxication. I couldn't get any kind of work done while high, and when you have your own home and studies to take care of it just gets in the way to be that intoxicated.
Now a days I'll vape while studying or working on a project, then down a couple beers and clean the shit out of my house. Works pretty great for me.
>Peridot is in a very vulnerable state.
>You stare for a moment before turning your body to face her.
>You gently push her on her back.
>"But I'm not sleepy..." she mumbles, giggling to herself.
>You get on top of her, leveling your head with hers.
>She raises her hand to your face and pokes your cheeks.
>"You're pretty-- hicc --pretty cute," she continues to hiccup, lazily staring at you.
>You simply blush a little before putting your hand on her chest, gently tugging at her clothes.
>She looks down at your hand, then back to you, continuing to hiccup and giggle in a drunken stupor. "Go ahead- hicc- I don't mind." She stares at you, grinning.
>You pull at her top until they move aside, revealing her flat chest, two small mounds of soft skin with two pointy nipples. Her body shivers a little.
>You place your hand on her chest, and rub it, making Peridot moan in rhythm with your movement.
A-Pause to remove your pants
B-Remove the rest of her clothes
There need to be more Greg x Gem/Fusion porn in general.
I'm too lazy to rpepare tea
This thing is literally packed with cocaine
I make a concoction in giant pint glasses where I'll brew a blueberry hibiscus black tea with a quality dragon pearl then add a splash of milk and a bit too much Splenda. So damn good.
>tfw humans will never have a pointy nosed nubile sex slave caste
>Peridot, giggling, puts her hands on your chest, patting you over and over.
>You ignore her and squeeze one of her nipples, making Peridot moan and bite her lip.
>You feel your cock pushing against your pants. Sweat starts to form on your forehead.
>You continue squeezing and fondling until you decide that you had enough.
>You let go of her, and get up on your knees.
>"Awh, why'd you stop...?" Peridot asks, with her hands pointed towards you.
>You grab her pants and tug them down to her feet, revealing a dripping, small slit, with deep-green, puffy lips.
>You are thankful she has no dick.
>Peridot stares at you, blushing even more as her entirely naked body is displayed for you.
>She doesn't seem like she's going to resist at all. You grab her arms pull her toward you, making her sit on your lap, her small body barely reaching your collarbone.
>Her vagina continues to drip, now all over your pants.
>You put a hand on her crotch and start rubbing her, while grabbing and fondling her breasts again.
A-Lift her up to go down on her
B-Reveal your cock to have normal, vaginal sex with her
C-Reveal your cock to force it into her mouth.
The fuck is with all this heresy in this thread?
Sorry, votes are first 3, C
>You swiftly unzip your pants, letting loose your cock, which easily halves Peridot's total height.
>She looks down at it, staring as it lays on her stomach,
>She looks back up at you. "I-I mean, I know you're-- hicc-- big, but... this is a litt--"
>You cut her off by moving her rear back, making her face drop down to your length.
>She gulps as she stares at it from a new angle, making it seem all that much larger.
>She simply can't take her eyes off of it. Was it awe or terror?
>You didn't care. You grab the back of her head, and force her down on your cock, pushing down until she takes half of it into her mouth.
>Her drool lubricates it as you move her head up and down on your cock, her small lips gripping your skin, tugging it along with her.
>You can feel her gag on you as you continue to gradually force more of you down her throat.
>So warm, tight, and slimy...
>She tries to push herself away with her small, weak arms, to no avail.
>You finally make the final push, making Peridot take your entire length into her mouth, tears forming on the sides of her eyes.
A-Continue until you finish
B-Slide it out and commence anal
C-Slide it out and commence vaginal
D-Slide it out and eat her out in return.
Get some responsability in your life. School, work, whatever. Pick up an intensive hobby like drawing, painting, reading, whatever. They all help.
Hell, I have incredibly low self confidence yet my life of booze, weed, smoking (vaping now), and hobbies of drawing, reading, and shit posting make me look out going in class and a person people want to talk to at work. Mostly for the bad puns and exposure to their own hobbies.
Worked out pretty ok.
Just celebrating some feminine xenos, what's heretical about that?
>all these fags don't wanna rape the peri
She'll learn to like it.
she still cant even pin point what she's supposed to look like.