/sug/ - Steven Universe General
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I set myself the challenge of drawing the entire humanoid cast of SU as Pacha. Started with Peri-cherry.
Thank you, I've been waiting for this all my life.
Ayy it's me from that draw thread :)
That's a quite a crack ship, mine tend to trigger people.
I'm liking this antifreeze comic
Because it's shit. Here's a better one.
If I'm not mistaken, he only said that there would be a wiki for Camp Pining Hearts by next bomb, that's not specifically saying there's a bomb coming, just that there will be a full wiki of the show up by the next time there is a bomb.
We're sad and glad to be back baby!
Either that, or twins.
I just don't get why some people are so hellbent on defending him. He's not that great of a character.
I like to call it "Mayor Grewey Dewniverse
I'm surprised no one has made a Steven one yet
hey buddo this is the first time I post lars/ron stuff.
I don't even like the ship i justlike the pic
Watching Orangekisses stream. (he wasn't gone long) and the chat in the stream is pretty much nothing but braindead SJW Tumblr tards, it's pretty absurd.
Now we wait for some faggot to tattle on me to Orangekiss again, you know who you are you little bitch.
Okay. Remember Peridick is love, and Peridick is life!
You're right, chocking people is wrong anon. Get a normal fetish instead. Like piss!
you just don't GET it
>Peridot catches peeks of Steven peeing
>She is confused but finds it fascinating
>While talking to Amethyst she learns that if you drink you need to pee.
>She drinks a lot and tells Steven to come with her
>She pees in her new 'shirt' front of Steven because she is so proud that she leaned how to pee
>She thinks it feels really good and is in pure ecstasy.
>Steven watches, and while he knows it's wrong for Peridot to do this in front of him he can't help but be aroused by her display.
>Peridot giggles as the stream continues to flow
>"I didn't know it would be this warm."
>she pulls Steven closer to her and moves his hand down to her piss stream.
>Steven can feel the hot golden liquid gently run over his hand.
>Peridot pushes his hand all the way against her leg
>Pee runs over the back of Steven hand while he gently gropes the soft flesh of Peridots leg through her pants.
>The flow slowly goes down to a trickle and then stop, both seem disappointed by this
>Steven stares down at his hand for some time as if in a stupor.
>Finally he managed to will his gaze back up to Peridot, meeting her eyes.
>She is grinning at him, with a look of pride and excitement in her yes.
>"That was incredible, I had no idea this 'pee' thing was so exhilarating. I must find a dry 'shirt' and consume more liquids"
>Peridot slides the wet boxers off and stuffs them in Steven's hands without a word and darts out of the room.
It was a joke request, but Peridot getting blown in a glory hole is pretty interesting to me. You see, vaping is a fucking joke.
Choking is fun anon.
Don't you want to feel them gasping for breath as their life drains from their body while you passionately thrust into their dying flesh?
Power, anon. Power over life and death. It ends when you say it does.
Yeah you made it sound cringey
that still looks like an upscale to me
How does this look anons? Need to know if i should change anything before i colour it.
Kek, went on Orangefags stream as they were talking about how you shouldn't ship shame and said "I shp Connie and Pearl"
They started raging hard, the irony was too much. I can't stop laughing. Then I reminded them that they are shills and that Connie is a fictional character. Got blocked in like one minute flat.
Apparently that ship is pretty popular
Peridot exhales into Steven's face, smothering him with smoke.
"I told you to cut that out." Steven complained, blowing the smoke out of his face.
"Yeah, yeah. You gon' pay, right, faggot?" Peridot responded, getting up.
"I'll pay for my shit, yeah." Replied Steven, continuing to eat his salad.
"Well, you can pay for the salad you got me. It's shit anyway." She continued, turning away to the bathroom.
She was too far away by the time he starts talking shit behind her back.
Peridot swings the bathroom's door open, and goes for the first stall she can find. She drops her pants, pisses, then begins to wrap her things up, pulling out another e-cig. Before leaving, she notices a hole in the wall next to her. She grins.
Peridot strokes her fat, veiny cock to get it hard, and slides it into the hole, all the while filling her stall with more and more smoke. She taps the plastic barrier between the the mysterious receiver in the other stall and herself.
A soft hand touches her throbbing erection. Her cock gets rubbed back and forth before a slimy, warm tongue travels from the bottom of the shaft to the end of the tip. Peridot shudders a little, as her rod stiffens.
Shortly after the soft lips surround Peridot's head, the tongue swirling around it, making Peridot bite her lips in order to be quiet.
The mysterious person on the other end slides their entire head down on her, taking all of her fat, dripping cock into their mouth. They slowly go back and forth until Peridot finally releases a big load of sperm, leaving her legs shaking. When she's finished splurging out of her cock, Peridot slides out, and sits on the toilet, waiting to get her strength back.
The other person leaves the stall, the sound of running water is briefly heard, then the bathroom's door is shut.
and this, same artist i think
But that has Pearl's current clothes, so does that mean that when Rose exists just right, Steven exists? I feel like that's contradictionary.
normally I defend it because I don't care about scrolling past that junk
but it's starting to become a little too much
I still love trash /sug/ for the atmosphere and lack of rules though, it'll be weird to be back on /co/
Tada, Pearl Pacha. Which Crystal Gem next, anons?
Like i said anon, im doing /every/ humanoid charcter in SU, so ruby and sapphire will come. Them, and all the secondary charcters too. Maybe some other ramdom , nonhumanoids after too.
But for now garnet.
Pachanon here, we were in a drawthread and i requested pachas. He said he'd do all the SU charaters. We're now best friends.
Fucking damn I need to stay off Tumblr. I observe them sometimes to get a laugh but I end up getting depressed at just how fucked up these people are over there.
Well, since this thread is dead (which is a shame because last night we had an epic bread) I'm going to fuck off and make a thread seeking advice on what Drawing tablet to buy.
Should I post that on /ic/ or another board?
I don't know why you are getting defensive, I'm mainly just wondering why you want to do that same image over and over.
To be honest guys I don't even know what the fuck this is from.
she looks more like a dolled up gorilla
I think I can do a few draw requests until I get tired or something.
Depending on what I get or if I get
The Lapisabuser died, cold tea anon died, a Pearlfag died from fapping too hard to a cosplayer, and some Lapisfags mom died from drowning in a car (not sure if it counts).
Can remember the other ones.
I know of all the others but who was this? Tell me what you know.
Damn it! I felt like that was what he was from. Thanks for the reply.
And thinking about it I would also love to see these pachas be used again. I dont think theres anything better for a drawfag than seeing their art being used by others, if it was intended.
You want him with two legs or just one?
I wonder how the martyfag feels with these posts
Okay, hows the garnet looking? I'll do her stars in colouring.
they do look like each other
But it's not, I've been attracted to Peridot's love pickle since the day I saw her
why would i sleep when i could just look at more cuteidot?
Not sure if im liking the gauntlet. Should probably scrap it.
I need more tickle pictures!
That one is the only one I have
Do you think the Crystal Gems ever get tired of living? They've been alive for who knows how long, and without their leader for over a decade. Doesn't the burden of immortality weigh on them? Can't they feel the mind-numbing scope of their own existence? Surely after all this time, and with eternity left to go, they'll feel like there's no point in going on. It only took me a couple of decades to feel that way, and the only burden I bear is myself.
Who says that Gems live FOREVER?
Entropy will claim all in the end. Eventually their gems will run out of whatever power it's sourced from and they will poof their final time, the gem disintegrating, blowing dust into the wind.
As long as they have Steven, they've still got something, or rather someone to live for. I don't know what they'll do in the future, but there's no doubt in my mind that they will be with Steven for as long as they all live.
>Peridot walking in on Steven jerking off.
>I will fight for the world I was made in
>The Earth is everything I've ever known
Replace "The Earth" with Homeworld, and this could pretty much perfectly describe Peridot before her Peridigm shift.
So Amethyst fits the first half of Peridot's story. Young Gem raised in a certain culture, going along with their ideology -- not because of any choice she's made, but because it's all she's ever known. But could she fit the second -- being exposed to an alternate worldview and coming to accept that?
I reckon that's what we're being led towards now. Too Far is to blame for that: Peridot introduces to Amethyst the idea that she could have been something "better", and while the episode gives us resolution on the small break that causes between the two, the matter of what Amethyst thinks about this is left unresolved. That's yet to be dealt with.
And remember that massive list of titles that got leaked? Featuring all sorts of Amethyst-sounding episodes like "Steven vs. Amethyst", "Crack the Whip", "The Kindergarten Kid"? Yeah, there's pretty much doubtlessly one hell of an arc coming for her.
OH MY GOD
Yeah, I figured halfway into that post they're probably being powered off zero-point energy or some such.
OR here, this is exactly why I fucking love you! I swear the first thing I'm going to do when I get this Cintiq in a few weeks is draw you a thank you picture.
Also that little bitch doesn't even know what knocking is.
As long as the gems have purpose it seems that they don't mind living forever. I mean, Poil was with Rose for 8000 years or so and she fought day in and day out.
She got into the existential crisis business after Rose died.
sorry, I must have missed that somewhere in between all the pissing-gems/peridick discussion
Garnet pacha completed. Steven or Amethyst next?
When will you learn that to appreciate liquid gold?
>It's a hot day and Steven is walking on the beach
>Steven comes across Lapis Lazuli, she's opened a lemonade stand
>"Lapiss Lemonade" Lapis has a line, so he waits
>Finally gets to the front of the line
>"Hey Lapis, I'd like your finest glass of lemonade please"
>Lapis looks at him "I just sold the last of it let me make some more for you"
>Lapis pulls out a bag of sugar and some lemons
>Lapis eats a big scoop of Sugar then squeezes a few lemons in her mouth
>Lapis ducks behind the stall and can be heard peeing into a pitcher, then plops it down on the stand and pours it onto a glass
>"Here you go Steven, it's on the house!"
>Steven stares at the glass "Do you have any ice?"
>"No need, my tormented soul makes everything I touch ice cold"
>Steven drinks the lemonade
>It is the best lemonade he has ever had in his life
Neat, do Yellow Diamond next you pebble.
>Pacha Spike is covered by the face
Too fucking good.
Anon I just want to say that that drawing makes me laugh everytime. Thank you..
She is a Crystal Gem, just wait until episode 341 when she get redeemed in the episode "Redeem the Diamond".
I'm glad you like it, but I can tell you that drawing in Art Academy: Home Studio on the Wii U gamepad is a fucking nightmare and I can't fucking wait to get a proper screen tablet.
Only way she's getting redeemed is if, after they beat the shit out of her, she's left as a talking head.
Like Ludwig the Accursed, or Captain Slag, or any other villain this shit has happened to aside from Gruntilda.
Hows this look anons? Star will be done in colouring.
I want to kiss Peridot lovingly and then passionately make love to her sweet green body.
Does anyone else feel this way?
Started when I got into /sug/ a while back. Back then I was normal. I had a good spine.
Now my back hurts all the time and I have a folder made specifically for Peridot. I have very strong feelings towards her, sometimes I even get fucking dreams of us doing whatever shit she might want to do.
It's fucking terrifying
So I basically just broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years, ask me anything!
Don't worry, it was a long time coming. I haven't felt like I was in love with her in a long time.
Have you tried seriously considered suicide? I hear it works for a lot of people.
Getting a gf isn't that hard man.
You just need be wealthy, or attractive, or charismatic, or outgoing, or have an extremely fake engineered persona to trick people into thinking you're not a complete piece of shit while you reel them in with carefully crafted lies about yourself and your life. I did the last thing and I've been in a very rocky but ultimately satisfying relationship for the past five years. You can do it man. Just don't be yourself, and it'll turn out all right.
At least I have me. That's someone I can be proud of, right?
Of course anon, after all not everyone can say they have me because they are so self loathing
I dreamed that Peridot got cracked and tried to kill me. It was awful, but it was better than nothing.
What happened to me...
whats it like to have someone that's not related to you openly love you?
For me, it was too much pressure. In the end, it was too much responsibilitiy and I wasn't happy
Thanks, I feel like my main motivation for staying with her for the past few years has been because I was afraid of hurting her but looking back that was just a silly thing for me to do.
It's only been like ten minutes so I'll have to get back to you on that one, but I don't feel the least bit sad about it so that's something.
I would describe that sort of love like a big flame, more brilliant for a while but it tends to die out faster. While the love you have for your family is like a smaller flame that almost never seems to go out. I have literally not been outside of a relationship for more than two weeks for the last 8 years of my life and I think that was a huge mistake on my part, but at the time I was afraid of being 'alone'.
Steven's nose, I've always called it a toaster nose.
Lets check this get.
you're right man, i just like to throw myself a pity party every so often
like my mom says, "for someone who wants a girlfriend so bad you don't try very hard"
reminds me of this lol
I thought Garnet was punching him at first. Nice picture, Opal a qt.
>you will never have a giant muscular babe to sleep with yiu every night
>you will never snuggle up to her for warmth
I'd rather have a small non-muscular babe snuggle up to me for warmth
Yes, but I don't think it would fix her fucked-up face
Reminder that all dominant women are either being paid for their services or are going through a hormonal imbalance. Reminder that women openly laugh at men shorter than them on social media. Reminder that suicide is painless.
>tfw no qt amy gf to cuddle with
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
jesus fuck I love being a /freak/
the pain is worth it
Late as fuck but now i want Garnet in a Friday shirt as well.
>tfw no one to share any sort of emotions at all with
I have all these feelings but they're trapped inside me. Clawing at my teeth like so many rats
Please don't kill yourself anon. It affects those around you too much, plus I appreciate your continued existence.
>all this talk about suicide
Let's instead talk about what would happen if Steven poofed. Would he survive?
Depends on where he poofed and if anyone could find him.
I don't feel like shit actually, this place is fine.
But if I hear talk of "lappy eggs", "peri cherry toddler gangbang", or "peridot daughter period blood punishment" alongside another "why is she so hot", I'm gonna be totally miffed.
Prove me wrong
If Peridot was my daughter, I'd make her eat some delicious Lappy tummy eggs.
I don't need to prove your shitty opinion wrong
Who said you were?
Jaspers are stronger then the crystal gems but they are a bit hotheaded which is why she got rekt by Garnet.
>Jasper could have just kept the fight on the base level of the ship
>Jasper COULD have just beat Garnet by brute strength alone but let her temper get the best of her and spin-dash all the way to a deadly stage hazard like the ship core.
No Garnet outsmarted her and rekt her using her hotheaded personality.
You should do Yellow Diamond and Yellow Pearl together next. I fucking love these by the way, I have your last 3 on a 10 minute rotation on my desktop right now.
Anything i should change on amethyst pacha before i colour?
"Log date 7 1 8 2
After several readings and visual guides, I have decided to construct a pleasure-inducing appendage, more commonly called a 'penis.'"
Peridot sets the recorder to her side, making herself comfortable on a chair she had nearby.
"I've concluded that for best documented results, I would have to experiment for myself."
Sounds of clothes sliding against skin are faintly heard, before an obvious 'thud'
"Stage one. Simple stimulation via steady-paced strokes."
Peridot grabs her cock, and gently strokes it, feeling it become stiffer and larger in her small hands. The increased blood pressure turns her face red in a mild blush.
"Stage two. Water-Based lubricant."
Peridot grabs a nearby bottle of lube she had purchased a while ago in secret, and pours a few drops on her warm tip. She shivers as the cold, thick liquid makes contact with her skin.
She grabs her cock with two hands, and strokes it again, this time making sure that the lube is evenly spread.
"S-Stage Three-A. Insertion of Appendage into Plastic Replica of human-female genitalia. Size: Small. Interior: Soft. More commonly known as "onahole," or "Fleshlight.""
Peridot brings out an onahole. You know how it looks like.
She gently places the toy on her tip, and pushes it down, the advertised inside indeed being rather soft. Peridot lets out a moan before starting to stroke her cock with her toy, grunting and breathing heavily the more she continued.
After a short amount of time, Peridot's muscles tense up, as she fills the small tube with her spunk. She slides it out, going slightly limp.
"...S-Stage Three-B. Insertion of... foreign objects.
Object one: One finger of my now-defective limb enhancer L, all that was recovered."
She grabs her old metallic finger, and positions it on the top of her re-erect cock. She gently pushes it down her shaft, whimpering as the pain of being stretched like that was not put into thought.
Continue Y/N? fugin word limit
This was great. (you obviously have fucked an fleshlight/onahole in your life and I can appreciate that) but holy fuck why would you ever shove something down your piss-hole? That would be pure agony, not to mention that her limb enhancer fingers are a rather decent size. I mean maybe is she was shoving it up her ass I'd understand but.. ouch.
>I'm a virgin
Well that really seem to me like even more of a reason for you to pick up a bottle of gel aestroglide and some sort of pocket pussy. Hell I (had until 30 minutes ago) a GF for years but I still use it from time to time.
Here I suggest something like this, it's cheap as fuck, very easy to clean, and it feels preety damn good.
What makes you so sure of that?
Safely wrapped by a string, Peridot slides the entire finger into her penis, whimpering and shivering.
"T-This experience proved v-very painful." She said to the recorder.
She hesitantly grabs the tip of her cock and squeezes, sending the metallic rod further down, making her yell in pain. She decides that this is enough.
She gently tugs at the string until the thing comes out with a 'pop'
"Stage Three-B, O-Object two: Small 'screwdriver' workshop tool, more commonly used to ease effort done on tightening small screws, as the name implies."
She brings out a very thin but long screwdriver, planning to slide it entirely down.
She aligns it with her tip like before, and gently pushes down, this time a lot less painfully due to the previous object.
"Insertion of Object Two is far less painful, due to the much thinner shape."
She keeps sliding more and more inside, until she runs out of... screwdriver.
"Stage Three-C, I will now attempt to spin the screwdriver."
Moments later, a scream is heard on the recorder.
Peridot gently tugs the screwdriver out of her.
"Spinning the object has proved more painful than simple insertion.
End of current testing. To remove the stiffness of the pleasure appendage, I must redo Stage Three-A for ease.
End of log."
It now REALLY looks like shit on his face.
This brought me pain reading it, I want you to know.
Oh, I thought you were saying that Steven would never fuse with Pearl, my bad.
At first I thought that it'd be great to see him fusing with Pearl first, but now I'm really not sure anymore.
>can you draw him as a homeless loser?
Here you go, martyfag-maybe.
I think I'll stop here. I'm running out of steam sooner than expected cause I started late.
I don't know. I already have like 4 different art hosting places I use to host different types of art.
I'm a bad art hoster.
Amethyst Pacha, thats five down, and the crystal gems done. Who is next, before i fall asleep?
Hey Bro, pachanon here, I've been here this entire time adding to my collection, but i haven't slept yet and i work in 5 hours. So i was wondering if when you're dine if you can make an imgur album out something so i can come back for them later.
there are no words to accurately describe how happy this makes me
thank you, sousrcreen
this reaction image doesn't convey enough
There is no way you have 3 thousand pictures of Jasper.
why is luigi's so shit
Where do you think Steven went?
How much is the reward?
and then they say I'm wrong about tumblr
THAT IS NOT MY PRECIOUS PEARL AND MY LOVELY MAYOR! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE!
Who said you were?
The tumblrists that attached itself to the show has made us the most hated motherfuckers for a reason.
Garnet was losing by mid-fight. She was getting some heavy blows in, but she was losing, it wasn't until she hurled Jasper into the ships engine, blew her up and crashed the ship that she had the win.
Also, don't forget that after all of that and a brawl with Garnet, Jasper still was not poofed.
Jasper is a tough cookie.
its alright anon, you want to get fucked by sourscreen
we all got it the first time
I'm not even a Jasperfag but it was clear if the fight didn't go the way it did for Garnet, she would have been beaten badly.
Reminder that Steven has played with the Gems' tits.
this reminds me of that one picture of the humanised versions of [don'tlookpls]undertale[/nooowhydidyoulook] characters