RWBY/RTGT Trash General #2: Not Canon Edition
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Some things never change
A RWBY/RTGT on /Trash/?
Alright, i'm ready to see where this ends up.
You uh...You should probably take some time off the internet
Also, anyone got an upgrade for this image? I saved a thumbnail.
Do nips not know how cum works? How did it get on her face when it was in her mouth?
I'm always safe, pal. I'd give you a picture of an anime giving you a thumbs up, but I don't have one. Have a randomly selected image from my folder.
Ruby putting on socks
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
Look at how cute Weiss as kid is
damn that scene was really good in my opinion, loved it when she used Pennys weapon
That scene was the moment I thought "Damn. RWBY might be getting good."
I hope the last episode doesn't Breach it all over again. The overall improvements (fight scenes will get back to being good soon, I hope) this season have been pretty great. I hope Vol 4 builds on it.
I want to tie her up, blindfold her, take some strawberry sauce, draw a little triangle between the two cat ears of her panties and her navel...
And then I wanna start the X-files tune, scream "Illuminati!", rip those panties off and fuck her senseless.
>You will never spend time with Team CFVY
>You will never go shopping with Coco and Velvet
>You will never go to an ice cafe afterwards
>Coco will never witness how you and Velvet are constantly throwing glances at each other while the other one's not looking
>Coco will never tell you that Velvet casted an eye on you
>You will never see the bun getting redder and redder
>Coco will never leave you two alone
>You will never try to awkwardly try to talk to Velvet about it
>Velvet will never take all the courage she will ever has in her whole life together to give you a peck at the corner of your mouth
>You will never hear Coco applaud
>You will never kiss Velvet passionately while doing CPR on her because she just had a heart attack
>You will never get to kiss Coco
I just want to kiss the cute fashionista who probably smells like coffee
>You will never argue with your mom because your girlfriends is a faunus
>You will never have to choose between your family and the love of your life
>You will never not go back to atlas after the festival
>You will never get remorseful messages from your dad telling you that you're allowed to come back home as long as you don't bring "that dirty animal" not with you
>You will never answer with just pictures of you and Velvet enjoying your time together
>You will never silently cry at night because you know you break your parent's hearts
>You will never almost cry during days because Velvet is broken because you suffer so much just for her
>You will never get picked on by Cardin after the one day your composure slipped and you broke out in tears in the middle of the cafeteria
>You will never see Velvet using her box on Cardin in the hall when no one, not even Cardin, is looking
>You will never take the Blame for Cardin's burns, his broken bones or his one eye going blind
>You will never be on the verge of being expelled
>You will never know that, with no place to stay and no goal to follow, you will have to go back to your family and become your father's heir
>You will never get called into Ozpin's office, Velvet wishing you good luck
>You will never be told that you aren't expelled because influental figures don't want you to be
>You will never receive a message from your dad, telling you that he will always love you, no matter what choices you make in life, and that he will always support you, even if it's with something he's against with
So I guess OCs go here now? What were your thoughts on AMBR?
It's kind of early
Not to mention a Wednesday night and main RWBYg is calm...
I wanted greentext.
Maybe you'll remember my argument, I said that the guy's thought process was that because greentext is banned sometimes, it's a rule, while the more reasonable thought process would be that because it almost never gets banned on /co/ (only on /sug/ and /rwbyg/) it's clearly not a rule. Because it's not really besides 2 threads.
This is the only piece of RWBY porn on my PC.
>tfw /trash/ keeps getting emptied and I can't post on /co/
There were descriptions to go by so not all the credit was me.
The longest one I had to think of was A's costume because it had to be "tight fitting" and I wanted to make it look casual and not be a spandex.
M's weapons were already made before but I needed to change them up a bit so the concept was all into his weaponry (Like how his "spinnerette" machine is close to his abdomen)
B had to be thick and "fluffy" so I needed to go further than just fur (she's a Faunus so that may be weird) so I draped her with cloth reminiscent of both Greek and Wild western patterns ( also because it helps to slim her figure down)
Lastly R was the first one I made so I played it easy. Vest, dress pants and such. AMBRanon liked it so that was nice. Also liked designing his weapon the most since I've never seen anything like it before
Well, I don't like talking about what goes on IRL in an anonymous image board but I am in charge of game night for some friends and I was thinking of making it trivia via Kahoot!
You are the single person I have most associated with in this site.
Not that I don't mind it but it kinda makes me feel like everybody else I've replied to and have been replied by are you.
Still, thanks for asking.
Nah, if I'm not posting a story or calling people's headcanons/arguments fucking retarded, I usually just lurk. (or TR-8R post)
I just really like your art, man.
Don't know anything about Kahoot, but if you need ideas for future game nights, the JackBox Party games are pretty fun, provided everyone has a smartphone or laptop to play with.
Are you talking about the difference of the lines?
I experimented with different brushes with each one but if it's the design that's bothering you then I couldn't do anything about that right now, maybe before when I asked for changes.
TEAM MPWL INCOMING
I wasn't sure what this was and almost made the mistake of opening one until I saw it on /co/ too.
I was actually planning to, believe or not, draw ALL of RWBYg's OCs and with the dawn of GT's compiling of them I really thought about it.
But I didn't go about it since that would take an incredulous amount of time from me, that's why I only do them if somebody asks me to.
I really don't. I have enough things I'm not working on already. My backlogs /down/ to 18 stories and one large project. AERO just gives me an excuse to keep putting things off when I shouldn't.
God, that'd be a herculean effort.
I'd really like to see it, but if you were enough of a masochist to attempt it; It'd be wiser, and kinder to your poor hands, to do them in a simpler, cartoony, chibi-esque style.
I know this is /trash/, but have some dignity.
This isn't confirmation that I'm going to them or anything but do you have a link to what they're all about?
I necessarily don't want to do them in a "simplified" form (those are reserved for doodle /trash/ RWBYg stuff like that Yang) since I want to actually get a better eye at anatomy and design. (the severe lack of colouring also hampers this but I can manage)
Well that depends since for me the gear I usually see are just full of pads, punches and straps for tactical "coolness" but what complicates things is are those that are engraved and have runic markings and such.
Those shit are so hard to do since they focus on littlest details as much as possible with an overlying big picture so even the tiniest of mishapen figure can ruin the whole piece.
I do, here: http://pastebin.com/bD7jxvBu
Their weapons are as follows:
Phoenix - Bow combined with dual gun/sword
Rachele - Mace combined with a shotgun
Suzume - Naginata that can fold into a rifle with bayonet
Marche - Twin chain-scythes combined with dual SMGs
Oh and one more thing, if you've noticed like in PRMC and AMBR that some weapons we're meant to be similar (Like the hula ring blades, that put me in a doozy) but I will take great lengths to ensure that they function differently to respect both requesters.
As a namefag
Posting Anonymously is quite liberating
They were kind of all meant to be based around the idea of old-meets-new-and-mixes in a sense. March is the exception, her weapon was random, but overall, I've somewhat based her around Josuke Higashikata from JoJolion while her Semblance is based around Weather Report from Stone Ocean
Man, Colton's so much funnier than Burnie and Gavin, but they're all doing pretty well imo.
Should have had Colton help with the Lazer Team script. I mean, he wrote for Key&Peele, so he obviously had the credentials.
The wording was a little bad, I just mainly meant modern redesigns of ancient armor, like samurai armor, spartan armor, medieval plate armor, that sort of thing. My thinking was that they were lightweight and allowed for more free movement as redesigns
I'm usually on until 2:00 AM CST
As for references, I really don't have much. I can't draw, and I'm bad at describing clothing in good detail. I'd say for the most part, it's kind of what Jaune does with his armor, only it covers the entire body. March is a bit different in that she wears like, Cinder's Vytal Festiva outfit, just without the bandages, with an undershirt, and a white and blue color scheme
That's perfectly fine, I won't force ya. Take as much time as necessary
reminder taht spider-bun caused us all to be ban to the ghettos
reminder that we still ned pictures of Spider-Bun!
2 things wrong with that statement
1. It was a multitude of things that led up to /TRWBYg/ but lets face it, we were going to get moved to the trash sooner or later
2.Nobody is holding you against your will.
You are free to come and go as you please
Just a rough sketch for one of the PRSM members.
Tell me what you think Newt
I wanna cuddle her even more know
didn't think that that was even possible
y-you're gonna break the universe if you keep going like that
You. Yeah, you. You're Todd. Colorful Todd, a stripper who woke up in a forest just outside of a massive kingdom named 'Atlas.' After escaping a literal bear/wolf pack which you've recently found out are called 'Beowolves'
You're currently in a small library in the eastern end, cleverly titled 'Eastway.' There is a girl before you, blue hair, blue eyes and really you're curious if she's wearing blue panties to complete the trifecta.
"U-um..." She interrupts your internal monologue, probably to tell you how much of a cool guy you are and how her bitchy friend shouldn't have interrupted her thirst for you.
"You're not really a soldier, huh?"
 Deny. Deny. Deny.
"What uh... What gave me away?"
"Well..." She wreathes her hands together. "You're wearing a woman's uniform."
Guess that explains why the pants are tight. You were wondering about that, honestly. "...You're not gonna turn me in, are you?"
"Well... It's a crime, impersonating a soldier..." She rocks back and forth gently, clearly uncomfortable.
"But the gentleman at the door let it go... So... I guess it's okay." She nods to herself that the decision is correct. "Um... Do you... Have other clothing?" She is now effectively staring at the empty seat next to your own.
"Nah... I uhh... Got this outfit from a house outside of the wall."
"Where did you find a woman's uniform outside of the cit-" She suddenly starts blushing furiously, putting her hands to her face. "You-you-you-you... You didn't... Take it off a female soldier, right?"
"I did not remove it from a woman's body." You answer immediately and flatly.
She eyes you through her fingers. "Okay... I uh... I don't really want to know... You had a question before. Did you figure it out or did you still have questions?"
I'm not really sure what you guys would like to know. Assume you know what you can find in the WoR videos and probably the wiki specifically about Remnant.
[x] Quest List
[Dust mine dusting]
Schnee Sr. is looking for soldiers or hunters to partake in a privately funded expedition to the tertiary territories in which to clear an SDC dust quarry.
[The Soldier] -FAILED
[Wall Repair] -Declined
That weapon is brutal, and I love it. Marche's hair is a bit off, just mainly cause I imagined it to be like Summer Rose, but I digress. Great job!
Folding knife 
Jailbroken Scroll 
Camping backpack 
Hard candy (assorted) 
Ninjas of Love II: The Tentacle's Shadow (damaged) 
Stick of cinnamon gum 
Dust powered lantern 
Lantern fuel dust (Red) 
"I think I've got the book handled, but I'm uhh... Well I don't have a place to stay, so I was thinking about following up on something I heard about. I hear the Schnee Dust Company is looking for people to clear out their mines and I was wondering if you'd like to give me a hand."
"Oh... Well I'd love to help, but I have class." She immediately retorts.
"Are you sure you can't play hookey for a day?"
She rocks back and forth. "My name is Chloe Aquamarine."
"Is that an 'I'll help you, Todd' or not?"
"It was nice meeting you, Todd." She bows gently, leaving
 Follow her
 Figure out where the SDC expedition is recruiting from
 Ah fuck it, just go to the hotel.
So, is our Aura actually already unlocked?
Because I would assume it's not, because we're dropped off in Remnant like nobody's business, but if the scroll has a reading, that means our is active, right?
Well, if not, we should ask her if she could help us activate our Aura.
If it's already activate, we should ask her what she knows about the graveyard outside of town.
Seems very odd to me.
Either way, we should maybe start to introduce us and ask for her name?
Kind of like this, but it would be all one color: teal
Okay now I'm confused.
I was talking about the Nazi navy.
Her clothes are supposed to be a mix of pirate and navy uniform.
I also started with her since she's the only one you've described costume-wise.
"Hey... Hey!" You call after her, hopping up, holding up your scroll. "Can I get your number?"
She turns around to look at you, apparently and accurately concerned you really are trying to take her to the bone zone.
"I mean... You won't call me during class, right?"
"Of course not." You give her a grin.
She nods, holding her scroll to yours. Both beep a second later. Her contact picture is not very flattering.
She has rushed out of the door before you could say any more.
 The Hotel
 Look for the SDC expedition
Honestly, it's gonna stay like this unless /RWBYg/ gets the /sug/ treatment and gets banned during hiatus.;THEN they'll come crawling into the trash-heap.
If that doesn't happen, then things will stay like this.
You check your phone, aura at 36%
You get to the hotel, the Atlesian Auberge. The inn manager looks up at you.
"Hello and welcome. Always happy to accomodate Atlas' finest!" The manager is surprisingly not a portly man with a thick moustache. It's a man who is clearly in his thirties and quite fit.
"Did you just want a private room? It's twenty lien a night with your discount." He smiles broadly.
"Yeah, that's... Surprisingly cheap." From what you can tell, ten lien is close to a dollar in value.
"I can charge you more if you want, pal." The innkeeper raises his eyebrow.
"No, no, I'll take it."
He sets a small rock on the counter in front of you, it has a number on it. "You're on the second floor, third door down."
 Hang out downstairs
You head upstairs, settling into the room, getting a much desired shower...
You think you know why the schoolgirl could tell it was a girl's uniform. Wow, these pants make the package stick out. You briefly consider getting all of your pants sized like this.
After your shower, you flop onto the bed which is more comfortable than you were expecting, less comfortable than you wanted. It doesn't really matter much, you're unconscious before long.
You awake in a dark room... At least you expected to.
You push yourself off of the grass.
"You've got to be fucking kidding me."
You check yourself. You're wearing your jeans and T-shirt. Knife in your pocket and two, one stick of gum and your pen.
You're back where you started, you...
 Grumble your way back towards the graveyard
You take a deep breath and FLIP. THE. FUCK. OUT.
"God damn fucking bullshit ass crazy magic world full of its fucking bullshit cunt-magic!" You scream off into the afternoon sky.
Well no shit, that attracted the beowolves.
The begin to emerge from the forest, distinctly silent compared to how they were the first time. They're staring at you, as if wary.
Your irritation and the danger heightens your senses. The way you went last time is directly through one. Rather than roundabout...
You charge it!
It howls, bloodthirst so thick, you can feel it, see it even as it moves to strike. Its thick arm comes down towards you and you stop in place, just for an instant before starting back up, grasping its elbow as it retracts, launching yourself over its head into the trees. You land on the branch beyond it, the force snapping it, sending you careening into the ground, snapping something far more important to you.
Your vision dims...
You awake in a dark room. Just a dream. The worst part is it seemed plausible with the shit you've seen over the last three days.
You rub your head, holding up your scroll.
You kinda figured it would be an overnight charge. That sucks.
You hop up anyway, overshooting your bed by about a foot, slamming ass-first onto the floor.
Your phone dings.
"Shut up." You tell it irritably.
 See if you can squeeze the owner for breakfast
 That SDC expedition must be happening soon
 Call Chloe to see if she's still asleep.
So for Phoenix, I was envisioning armor kind of like this, but with a 1/4 as long skirt and full-on metal gauntlets lined with fur that go up to the elbow, and no helmet, but rather a sort of silver circlet Appearance wise, she would have long, wavy hair that is red and orange (like a Phoenix) and grass green eyes
I'll do Rachele next, and then lastly Suzume
Now for Rachele. Rachele has platinum blonde hair that only goes down to her shoulders, and ocean blue eyes. Her armor is a bit like pic related, but more like Jaune in that it's separate plates (including shoulders) and with a white/gold color scheme. On the breast plate is her symbol: three waves to represent a river. Her clothes underneath are a bit like Jaune's, only they're more on the high end side (somewhat like Coco), plus the sleeves cover the entire arm. She usually wears white knee high boots (I think that works)
Fit and tall (5'7")
Fuck, forgot the link to Jaune turn-around: http://www.nerdsdoingstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Jaune-turnaround.png
Now for Suzume, I'll keep this simple: she mostly just wears a military uniform reminiscent of what the SDF in Japan uses, colored Navy Blue. Her armor is a bit like a samurai, but slimmer and more stream-lined with a color scheme of garnet and white, a bit like pic related, though I guess with a bit more emphasis on the chest (she's the bustiest out of them all, if that's even useful info)
I forgot about Suzume's appearance: she has purple hair in a hime cut and has tanned skin (it's an actual tan, a single-piece tan)
It's abstract cause I couldn't literally go with rainbow team. The idea is that much like a rainbow, they're all of different origins, but they all go back to what set them off on their journey: finding peace in their lives (and also defeating their rivals)
I mean that's hardly a decision. I pretty much served up a waifu.
You want to know the really scary part?
I had a plan for her to exist for a while, but originally, I was planning on the story taking place in Mistral, and her name was going to be
Okay Anons of /TRWBYg/. I'm curious of something and need your help. Would it be possible for something akin to power ranger morphers & the morphing grid existing in RWBY. Going by rule of cool the answer would be yes but otherwise the idea seems very far fetched
Definitely call Chloe, get breakfast, ask about tips for recharging Aura since our WoR quality books didn't tell us how to do that...
Also determine if she would be amenable to a trip to the bone zone
We shouldn't overstrain the owner's "hospitality" and we sure as hell shouldn't call Chloe to see if she's still asleep because if she is, this won't do us any good.
SO I'd say let's go look for that expedition. They're going to have field rations anyway, right?
The morphing grid would take more power than we've seen from the CCTS so far, but I guess theoretically you could have something close to the morphing grid. Though it'd have extremely limited range compared to the actual morphing grid.
You pop your scroll open, tapping Chloe's awkward expression. It rings once. Twice. Thrice. "Hello?" She doesn't sound asleep.
"Hey, Chloe, it's Todd... I was wondering if you would mind answering some questions over breakfast?"
"I've got a few hours before class... That would be nice. Where would you like to meet?"
Your scroll dings, there is a restaurant address on it, directions. "That's okay."
She's too insightful, it's starting to get on your nerves. You nod that you'll be there and make your way towards the restaurant.
On your way there, a passing group catches your attention. "Anyone interested in a solid pay for clearing some grimm, see the man in the back!" It looks like you're passing the SDC expedition on its way out of the city.
 Cancel on Chloe
 Go to breakfast
For 20 lien a night, I think we can let that wait a day.
Might have to go visit our pal and give him a couple of our lantern dust, but we have 45, and they're worth 10 each, apparently.
You watch the group pass, making your way to the restaurant. It's a small cafe. The proprietor is an older man, balding at the top of his head. Chloe is already there, wearing a school uniform. She has a glass of water before her and there is a cup of coffee across from her.
You sit across her, thinking about how much you'd prefer a glass of water yourself.
"Hey, kiddo." You begin doctoring the cup with sugar and cream. "I had some questions about aura, if you don't mind explaining some of it to me in more detail.
"Aura is the physical manifestation of the soul." Chloe repeats the same thing that it seems every book on aura says.
"I get that, but I'm more wondering... How does one activate their aura? It seems a little confusing."
"Your aura isn't active?"
"I'm not sure, but my scroll's reading on it isn't at 100%."
"May I see your scroll?"
You go ahead and pass it to her.
She has a look of pity on her face after examining it, passing it back to you. The aura gauge is at 98.4% now.
"It wasn't set to you... Do you have a semblance?" She's clearly curious about something.
 You're asking the questions
 Just play along with her
Actuallly, the box which normally has a count of 50, is worth 10 lien to the man running the pawn shop. A stick individually, you could probably buy for 1 lien, but nobody's gonna buy a used box off of you for full price.
We might want to play along to learn more about her, and she seems to want to steer the conversation in a potentially helpful direction. Her response to our aura question indicates we are asking the wrong ones.
"I mean... It's kind of hard to tell, but I know some weird things happen occasionally."
"What do you mean?"
"Well... Maybe I should just show you."
"That may be best."
You test it, touching the butter knife near you. You feel the tug against yourself, deciding to grab hold of it.
Chloe is watching intently, her expression serious as you gently slice the very tips off of the fork with the butter knife.
"You do have a semblance..." Chloe quickly wipes the tiny pieces from the fork from the table as the server approaches. The server sets a menu before you, nodding lightly before heading back to other customers.
She glances at your scroll. 94%
"Does it always take so much from you?"
"How did you discover it?"
"Uh, my knife."
"Could you try it again with your knife?"
You do as asked, unfolding your own knife, turning the lock up to trigger it. You cut a smaller sliver from the same fork.
Chloe nods mildly. Aura: 94%
"It looks like you can... Direct your aura to force an object to cut another. It looks like... The easier it would be to cut normally, the less it takes out of you..."
"Is it supposed to happen all the time?"
"You can't stop it?"
"Have you tried?"
You look the menu over. The coffee was 5 lien. There isn't a food item under 60 lien.
 Avoid food for the moment
 Ask Chloe to pay
Ask Chloe to pay, but nicely, and say you owe her one.
I feel like 60 lien shouldn't be too much for a student.
Also, I'm kinda interested in whom the scroll had a reading before it was set to us.
Fair points. So, instead of a morphing grid spanning the CCTS. How about if each city individually maintained a city-wide morphing grid, with sub-areas for where the hypothetical rangers would morph?
To give an example for direct thinking. Vale has 6 areas (pictured) and within each area are sub-areas. These sub-areas are powered individually to counteract power consumption but more than one sub area can be powered at a time.
Possible, but at that point, it's guaranteed that the security for each area's morphing grid couldn't have proper security and you'd end up with civil war, districts with more powerful grids bullying less affluent areas.
"Hey uhh, Chloe."
"Yes?" She smiles innocently enough.
"Would you mind covering breakfast this time? I'm uhh... I've only got seven lien to my name."
"Oh... Isn't it normal for the guy to pay on a da-"
She shakes her head.
"Of course... I don't mind. This place isn't very expensive." She nods. "Don't worry about it, you can get whatever you want."
"I owe you one, Chloe."
"O-oh! Don't worry about that!" She waves her hands dismissively, face turning red.
 Fill 'er up and order lunch to-go
 Just get the 60 lien breakfast
Knew I was forgetting something. Don't mean to sound like I'm backtracking here but I was thinking that the active power grids would be controlled from Vale's CCTS. Proper security can still be an issue though.
I think so. It's a spot-on comparison to Roman's map. I don't think it's a 'tiny bit' of water, just the way it's drawn because we see the flight to Beacon in Volume 1 but we see it's more-so a massive lake than it is a small lake.
"You look the menu over. The coffee was 5 lien. There isn't a food item under 60 lien."
"Fill 'er up and order lunch to-go" implies that we order a large breakfast and a second meal. Seems like a dick move to relative stranger that's been helping us thus far.
You order a plate of eggs for 60 lien as the server refills your coffee. He also brings you a glass of water.
Chloe orders four steaks, eight pieces of toast, two oranges and a plate of biscuits with gravy.
"Oh. No, really, I'm fine with the eggs."
"What?" Chloe looks to you, confused.
"..." You think for a moment. "Nevermind."
The server brings your single plate of scrambled eggs. It looks like the cook took pity on you and tossed some cheese and cubed ham in.
Two other servers load the poor table with close to thirty pounds of food. Chloe looks at the food in a way that reminds you much of the Beowolves you encountered before.
Watching such a meek, small-framed girl destroy close to 1,100 lien worth of food, while not a harrowing experience, has certainly given you some perspective.
You want to comment about her appetite, but you're not insane.
You finished at roughly the same time. Thank God you didn't have enough money to offer to buy her a meal. Oh no. You offered to pay her back. You regret that decision the moment you consider it.
"Well uh... Thanks for breakfast, Chloe... I've got to figure out a way to make some money."
"Have you considered husking corn near the wall? I hear the pay isn't bad since the outer territory wall scared off a lot of the workers."
Or I guess there's the request board... But that's for hunters."
Chloe pays and the two of you go your separate ways.
 Husk corn
 Try to chase down the expedition
 Job board
You make your way down to the farm, moving around the fence to the main house, turning the wall and walking directly into what you compare to walking into a mattress. "Oh! Excuse me! I didn't see you." You swear it sounds like your mother just apologized for bumping into you. You look up. That's not your mother. A woman standing at nearly six foot nine, breasts just below comically large. You note she does not ask if you are alright. "Are you here to help with the farm work? I'd sure appreciate a... Strong young man to help me out."
"I. Uh. You. Corn. What."
"Ara-ara~" She responds."You're so flustered over an old woman like me." She cups her cheek gently.
"Of course I'd love your help with the corn. The owner pays one lien per ear."
Ear? Oh god. She's got ears what stick out of her head. They're small, but almost diamond shaped, fuzzy even with a splotched pattern.
You didn't think faunus got more than one trait from what you read, but she's got ears and those udders on her chest.
"S-s-s-sure! I'd love to husk you." Shit.
"H-husk your corn!"
 Try to negotiate more pay
Can we get at least a yellow, orange, red clue on how big the chance of the negotiation is?
But anyways, negotiate.
With a bit luck, she will pay us in fresh milk.
"Well uh... It's nice to meet you, but I heard there weren't a lot of workers because it was dangerous close to the wall."
"Oh? Well... I guess you are a soldier... Perhaps I can negotiate a bit more if you promise to keep an eye on little-old me in case anything happens~" She gives you the softest smile with a wink.
"And tell you what. If you bring in more than a thousand ears, I'll give you a special reward~" Her arms fold under her busom slowly, causing them to ripple gently.
"...Hap." You turn on your heel, heading to the fields.
This corn must be made of cement or something. You can barely budge the stuff. A thousand ears in the day? You'll be lucky to hit ten at this rate. You make it through the first one, tossing it in a basket before looking around. The wind has picked up even with the wall so close. You pinch your nose as you are accosted by what smells like rubbing your nose in iron shavings. Then you hear it. Screams. You wouldn't hear it normally you wager if there weren't a hole in the wall, you're aware that the gate exiting to the secondary territory is actually about half a mile down from the hole you made. You feel as if what you're about to do will shape you in some way.
 Go get the guard
 Go outside to help
You snap forward, dropping your pack inside the wall as you head through. You draw your knife. You can feel it now, the force of your will being drawn into the diminutive weapon. It takes about fifteen minutes for you to come upon the battlefield, or at least the battlefield that chased the expedition team back towards the gates. It isn't a pack of beowolves, but a massive plated scorpion. Larger even than the book portrayed them relative to a human. There are scattered bodies and a few men trying to stand their ground, playing defensive as they are knocked around like so many childrens toys. You decide to glance at your scroll. 115%? That seems off. 116%... Guess not.
You start moving closer to the beast, slow and steady as others scatter around. Nobody seems to notice you. The beast reels, slinging its massive stinger through a guard, reeling back again as you swing your knife into one of its legs. The carapace cuts as easily as anything else you're used to, but you immediately feel it, your body practically shutting down just to throw it off balance. It teeters toward you and you steel yourself, swinging under it and slashing a clean cut through its underbelly, drenching yourself in whatever the grimm equivalent for blood is. Two soldiers take notice of you and charge in, crashing their shoulders against one another as the dive under the front. The first, a woman, digs a sword into the beast. The second, a man hits the pommel upwards into the creature with his fist. The creature practically drops on the three of you, the action over as quickly as it started. Now you're considering how long you have to breathe under this thing and how long it'll take to move this body.
It starts to boil around you after about a minute of strained breathing. A moment after that, the boiling corpse turns to as much black steam, floating away from the three of you. The woman's sword clatters to the ground. A quick inspection notes it's not just a sword.
The weapon has distinct notches in the blade. In reality, it looks almost like a key.
The woman stumbles to it, picking it up. "Thanks for the assis-...Why are you wearing a woman's uniform?"
"In my house?"
Out of the fire...
Results to follow.
Huu boy, now that's a strippers life.
We have a high schooler who clearly wants some distraction from her studies, a cow faunus that would probably give us the special reward anyway now that we helped kill a Death Stalker and a soldier whose pants we're currently in - and she's noting how pronouncing it is around the important parts.
Congratulations! You made it through the introduction chapter without dying!
Good luck with the spitfire next chapter, by the way, she's probably going to kick your ass.
Sex appeal: 80/100
Special factor: Burglary
Overall score: B+
Hm, I think school is the best choice.
We're clearly to weak for farming, although we shouldn't stop seeing the nice cow lady.
And I think without having proper control over our semblance (and figuring out why our aura was above 100%) we wouldn't be much use in real mercenary work.
"Take your seats." The brunette woman from the death stalker battle at the city gate enters the classroom, her swordkey hanging freely from her waist. "I hope you all studied over the break. Or that the very least didn't do anything to get into trouble." She is definitely staring at you.
So much for that.
Chapter 2: Back to School
So what happened?
It's simple enough, really. Turns out the two who came to finish the deathstalker were an etiquette instructor from Atlas Academy and her husband.
Lucky for you, you have no proper ID and look about the right age, you were able to luck through several exams which got you placed into a remedial courses at Atlas Academy. Chloe had the smuggest look on her face when she found out that you were in the class under her.
>Chloe had the smuggest look on her face when she found out that you were in the class under her.
On a scale from 1 to 'spring', how smug?
[spoiler] And were we allowed to keep the uniform? [/spoiler]
During interview, the bovine faunus claimed you as her nephew, aware that prison awaited you without proper identification. When she was questioned as to what your trait was as you were clearly not showing any, she responded with a blush, a hand on her cheek and one of the most convincing "Ara-ara's" one could imagine.
She did say you were free to come to the farm whenever, but Atlas does insist all students stay in the dorms outside of the weekend to keep outside distraction to a minimum.
[spoiler]You have your clothing back, actually. Freshly laundered. The uniform was taken from you by the instructor and subsequently incinerated in front of you. She made a point to burn the crotch first.[/spoiler]
>Asking a woman for her sizes
Are you suicidal?
I'd suggest sneaking into her office and checking for yourself, then getting caught and asking her husband to get them for you instead.
I'm pretty sure we could sweettalk Chloe into asking the instructor, but why just not walk into a tailor's shop and say:
"I want it really tight around the hips, yeah? You know how Jesus always did wonders and healed the blind and shit? Yeah, he showed of what god gifted him.
This..." and then you push your penis and ass into the tailor's vision "is god's gift to me, so I want to properly show it off."
Altough the tailor won't know who Jesus was, he will get what you're asking I hope.