/sug/ - Steven Universe General Shitty Edit 2.0 Edition Pr

IT LEEEEEEAKED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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You can kill off one and only one character to make the show more interesting. Who?

>>1221786

You're a faggot, but nice reference.

>>1221789

I dunno. I dunno. Maybe you're right. Maybe you're not.

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>>1221798
>embed
good try

>>1221805
myself

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HOPAL

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I want to suck her nipples

>>1221805

Greg. Anyone else is too meaningless or too important.

>>1221805
Jasper.

>>1221805

Ruby.

>>1221798

Holy shit you're bad at this

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>>1221805
Lapis is revealed have killed Jasper, Would love to see Steven's reaction.

>>1221805

Your waifu.

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>>1221821
How could you?

>>1221798

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXMskKTw3Bc

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>>1221786
Nights dudes. I'm going to bed. Have some weird Starman cover song that I found. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAQtONHUX-E

>>1221805
Same >>1221825

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Gemtlemen...

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>>1221815

(hopal)

>>1221829

There probably wouldn't be much of a reaction. No one gives a shit about Jasper except for the fact that she is a threat.

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Anyone here like Peridot?
If so, why?

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>>1221842
right here

>>1221805
GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG OREO GREG GREG GREG

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I want to smell and lick pearl's paddle feet

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>>1221805
Kill Garnet, via permanently defusing Ruby and Sapphire.

Then the writers would have to develop them as individuals, and as a subplot explore the nature of relationships.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1L6pnBVORRO3d5282UrFkSPEmMjCper-bZ3YrmZMM1hM/edit?uiv=1

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>when the gems rebel just right

>>1221805

STEVEN SO WE CAN SEE IF ROSE WILL RETURN.

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>>1221836
this is nice as fuck.

>>1221853

Oh neat, I didn't know Atryl was doing SU stuff

>>1221834
It's fine, she dies redeeming herself by killing Yellow Diamond, like Vader killing Palpatine

>>1221808
are you still gonna write about her though?

>>1221864
I wanna lick them and put fuzzy socks on them

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>>1221829
I know it won't happen, but I want Creepy Lapis.

Fuck, I want Creepy gems, period.

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>>1221851

I liked her attitude since the beginning and as she got more time and development she flew farther and farther into best gem territory.

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>>1221865
>Kill Garnet
>Or just removing access to her by curses or other causes
We honestly need this.
Garnet is causing a sort of imbalance by existing because she makes the other gems feel weaker.

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okay /sug/, what are you eating/what was the last thing you ate? I'm eating Kimchi fried rice, it's rad.

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So I fixed the inverted foot, and worked on the hair. I think the reason it's off putting is multi-faceted.

First is that it's not smooth and soft like Peri's normal hair, so I took out some of the shaded texture. The second issue was that it seemed a little off-balance, so I trimmed it down on one side, and I think it's an improvement. I think that's the end for this on.

>>1221850
>jasper
>a threat
she couldn't hurt steven even if she wanted to

>>1221805
Steven, obviously

>>1221869
no longer accepting responses

>>1221865

I'd like to see Ruby and Sapphire divorce so Sapphire can grow as a person.

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>>1221884

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>>1221884
>the gems will never spook fuck you.

>>1221896
fucking calling it

>>1221868
>>1221868
>>1221868

>>1221898
dick

>>1221905
even if it was only for a whole episode or two, yeah, it would be nice to see ruby or sapphire outside of "we're not garnet right now"

>>1221914
What the fuck?

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Will draw for (You).

>>1210956
Will the requester please claim this Greg?

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>>1221871
Go to bed, Pearl.

>>1221914
shit thread made by a legit retard, as always

>>1221900

By threat I mean to say that Malachite is a potential threat, and Jasper is part of that threat as she is part of Malachite. Jasper would of course get demolished in a fight against the combined efforts of the Crystal Gems, which really makes it confusing as to what they plan on doing with her.

>>1221925
Sapphire and Ruby back to back fighting an unknown enemy

>>1221912

There isn't enough to scratch my spooky sex fetish and it pains me.

>>1221925
Peridot's fat little cock

>>1221918


>>1221868
>>1221868
>>1221868

>>1221925

Pizza Steve and your favorite gem hanging out.

>>1221925
Jasper playing with kittens

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>>1221925

More fancy Steven

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>>1221934
On it, chief.

>>1221933
Well from what we've seen, it looks like Malachite won't be much of a threat for much longer. And sadly it looks like Steven is going to take Lapis' side, even though she's the one who started the whole Malachite mess and probably could have avoided it if she wasn't such a selfish bitch

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>>1221941
we don' fuckin care, shithead

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>>1221965

Ideally with the star cutout for the gem

How come Connie has neither of her parents nose? Hell, she's even a little darker than them.

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If Pearl is burd mom then is opal big burd mom?

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>>1221975

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This is a cute show.

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>>1221925
this with peridot or pearl

>>1221900
except she did, and left him unconscious enough

>>1221981
Punnet squares, faggot.

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>>1221851
She smol, vulnerable, and innocence.

Her personality is like that of a young teenager still becoming their own person, learning their boundaries, and how to interact with others.

It will be really entertaining when she begins to get in touch with deeper more complex emotions.

I look forward to Peri trying to make up with Lapis, because she's really trying.

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>people on /co/ saying there's no way any of the crewniverse would dare come near /co/

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>>1221834
I think this version is better.

>>1221925
Jasper with a ponytail

>>1221981
adopted

>>1221981

Mr. Maheswaran fucked Granny Pizza, obviously.

>>1221981

Genetics don't always work like that. Also, it's a cartoon.

Also Connie might be Blue Diamond.

>>1221986
ur cute

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Why is she so hot?

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>>1221986
Pearl is a cute gem

>>1221993
>they don't know about Rebecca "Scraps" Sucrose

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I still like this pic. It's like...when Aziz Ansari on Parks and Rec just kept looking at that painting with the shapes.

we are rolling for the get tonight, aren't we

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>>1222010
idk man
why is she?

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>>1221996
>>1221834
Thanks for coloring this, I'm usually too fuckin lazy to do it

>>1222027

What get?

>>1222027
You bet.
We got 1111111

>>1221925
Pearl playing with, and teasing Pericherrie's tiny, rock hard penis. With peridot being all teary eyed and blushing.

>>1221864
who doesn't?

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WHAT HAVE I DONE!

>>1222010
would hatefuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPfmNxKLDG4

What are you listening to, /sug/?

>>1221989
And that's just it, UNCONSCIOUS. She could have very easily killed him right there. But she didn't. She took him and the rest of the gems out non-lethally for transportation back to homeworld. Then look and Lapis and Peridot. Lapis tried to drown Steven and Connie, fucked up the gems, broke HH Greg's leg, and stole all of the world's water. Peridot tried to crush Steven and kidnapped him WITH A BLASTER POINTED TO HIS FACE. Oh and she flicked him that wasn't cool.

TL;DR jasper didnt do shit lapis and peri have done worse

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>A HW gem defused Garnet and force-fuses with Ruby or Sapphire

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>>1222011
when will someone hold pearl? who is going to do it? she tries hard everyday.

>>1222056
he's a fucking rose quartz hybrid experiment and is of high priority, higher than the fucking cluster
she wouldn't fucking kill him, use your goddamn brain
she wanted to report his existence to yd

>>1222056
If japser isn't redeemed, then Rebecca Sugar hates masculinity

>>1222037
I was the one who requested it. It's a really good work and thought might as well I could do it. Thanks for drawing it, anon.

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Pitch a new SU game /sug/.

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>>1222074

Yeah, she's shaking.

>>1222074
and she fails horribly

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>>1222074
Steven will hold her, if she asks.

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The elemental midgets are for fug

>>1222082

Shoo, CN marketing research lackey

>>1221918

It'd be sexual to see Ruby poof a monster and Sapphire to explain more about homeowlrd (and maybe show what her weapon is).

>>1222082
A lewd VN.

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>>1222074

>>1222076
She didn't know he was a hybrid you dumb shit. She specifically called Steven, 'Rose'. She thought "Oh shit it's Rose I could very easily kill her but I could also bring her back to homeworld'

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>>1222098

No arguments here

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>>1222088
>>1222092
i don't think either of you are taking this very seriously.

>>1222054
the rain and muffled moans

>>1222082
A Elder Scrolls esque game set during the gem war

>>1222054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNdRdnMcsgA

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>>1222111
oh i got you handled on feels but thank you very much.

>>1222082
Megaman 2 with gems
Bubbleman - Lapis
Airman - Amethyst
Quickman - Garnet
Heatman - Ruby
Woodman - Rose Quartz
Metalman - Peridot
Flashman - Pearl
Crashman - Jasper

>>1222124
Are you being cucked

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>>1222121

Of course I am.

>>1222074
Pearl looks like the kinda gem to cry after sex

I wanna console her afterwards, cuddle, then go back to more sex

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>>1222074
I hope Lapis replaces Pearl as the resident neurotic emo bitch when she gets redeemed. Pearl deserves rest.

>>1222115
is that jamie
damn jamie

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>>1221984

Opal is ditz mom. Big Bird is big burd mom.

>>1222074

It's going to be Amethyst. They're barely arguing anymore, and the last Opal fusion was effortless.

>>1222082
>Fighting Game
>Base game consists of 6 characters
>Steven, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Connie, Lion
>Full game consists of 13 or more characters
>Steven, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Connie, Lion, Sapphire, Ruby, Peridot, Lapis, Jasper, Rose, Yellow Diamond.
>Has a 1v1 to 3v3 system
>Team attacks
>Finishers
>Team finishers which consists of fusions
>Secret bosses

That's all i can think of without going overboard.

>>1222112
of course she didn't know he was a hybrid read my fucking post piece of dogcrap
she thought he was rose quartz still, and as such wanted to report her finding to yd
do you want me to explain the show to you as well?

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>>1222100
>They're on to us.
>Kill the show.

>tfw no gem dating sim
This must be a thing.

>>1222151

I don't think we need to worry about that.

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>>1222082

Undertale combat mechanics, with options to [SHATTER] or [BUBBLE]

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>>1222082
Something that looks and plays a lot like the old-school SNES Final Fantasy games. Pic related.

>>1221904
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1L6pnBVORRO3d5282UrFkSPEmMjCper-bZ3YrmZMM1hM/viewform

>>1222160
Rewatching the early episodes was weird, they never hop off each other's dick

>>1222175
http://neopuff.deviantart.com/art/CRYSTAL-GEMS-DATING-SIM-414924757

>>1222151
pearl is basically comic relief now honestly. when was the last time youve seen a legit serious moment from her?

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Who is this? Bonus points if you have more porn of her.

>>1222166
Woah hey now it's just a prank bro there's a camera right there

Love you /sug/.

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Everyone on /trash/ shall rape their female friends and have their arms ripped off by a third party.
Also, no one trust that Takumi guy.

>>1221925
One of the gems coming to realise that they're the bad guy

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>>1222054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNvVBL1sX9o

>>1222220
Love you too

>>1222203
Vault girl from shadbase.com

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>>1222222
Le edgy get.

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>>1222222
ABORT

>>1222222
What is this shit

>>1221918

I hope Sapphire's weapon is a dagger...

>>1222147

Having sex with a girl that's crying is really hot to me and that is slightly worrying.

>>1222222
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>1221805
Ruby or Sapphire... just to see the shitstorm of epic proportions that it would cause within the fandom.

>>1222112
she thought he was rose, only clearly all weird and fucked up with a human body attached to her, which is obviously something really freaky that would need to be preserved and shown to the authorities

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>>1222222

>>1222074

Pearl doesn't deserve it.

>>1222175
I've genuinely considered making one...

What kind of things would you want from it though?

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>>1222222
thread derailed by get.

>>1222222

Aw, it was a shitty get post

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>>1222222
SEXTUPLETS DEMAND IT
GET YOUR DICKS OUT

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>tfw you will never be a pretty gem woman

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>>1222151
pearls ptsd will eat her alive the more she goes without a reason to live aside from steven.

there are no stops on the pain train friend.

meanwhile lapis makes fart sounds and never had a love to lose.

>>1221987
please this

>>1222254
I like cute consoling sex fantasy, and also rape. It's weird but one is for our instinctual need to help damsels in distressed

>>1222254
it is

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>>1222203

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>>1222260
But what if the other that is left alive becomes a better character because of that?

>>1222222
oh dear

>>1222266
I tried to make a dating Sim for MLAATR but only got as far as a few sprites and one written scene. I honestly have no idea how a SU dating sim would be though, so many possibilities.

>>1222260

I'd enjoy it, if only to see Sapphire's growth without her Ruby, her one person who can defy fate flawelessly...

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>>1222222
YOU WERE MY BROTHER KUSAKA
I LOVED YOU

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>>1222273
Is it time to diddle?
Should I break out the paper bag and the towel?

>>1222279

>you will never be so intelligent that you can make a high tech robot in seconds
>you will never be able to shapeshift
>you will never be able to regenerate after taking severe harm
>you will never have abilities so powerful that you could easily take over the planet
>you will never be so retarded and mentally broken that even the dumbest and youngest of humans have better planning and emotional control than you ever will

Why even live?

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>>1222082
>Homeworld Schism
>Asymmetrical RTS
>Play as one of the four diamonds
>Each one has a unique theme, playstyle, and exclusive gems and abilities
>Colonize planets
>Harvest their materials
>Build your gem army
>Defeat your sisters(lol fanon)
>Conquer the galaxy

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>>1222284
Comfort sex is nice. Any fictions with it?

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>>1222203
.

>>1222082

A Sapphire and Ruby relationship management sim.

>>1222307

>you will never be so retarded and mentally broken that even the dumbest and youngest of humans have better planning and emotional control than you ever will

Why are gems so emotionally retarded anyway?

>>1222284
>>1222285

If it helps, the main scenario in my mind is tears in her eyes from rough sex or the active consoling sex while she bawls.

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Reminder.

>>1222135
>>1222313
Would play

>>1222109
>>1222128
>>1222184
>>1222330
Would play maybe

>>1222183
Would not play

>>1222222
DAMN IT KUSAKA YOU BASTARD

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I never want off this ride, /sug/

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>>1222343
I could see Lapis in this scenario.

>>1222332

It is their race's one inherent weakness, and the reason humanity will be able to eradicate gems from existence. Yellow Diamond was just protecting her inferior race from death.

>>1221925
Jesus fuck that's sad, thanks anon.

Would you mind drawing Pearl trying to cheer Greg up after his sad van session?

>>1222332
They don't have many emotions by default

>>1222359
Don't worry, we're only halfway through Season 2. And with all these hiatuses, we've still got a heck of a long time. It's not like the fandom will immediately die when the show ends anyway.

>>1222328
>bellybutton
wowza

>>1222343
Mine is that she shyly engages in sex because she wants to express her love to you, then afterwards it's so overwhelming she can't help but cry. Then cuddle for a bit and have some affectionate pillowtalk. Then back to more, slow, passionate sex.

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How strong is Peri?

>>1222128
i need this

>>1222351
Finally a reason to live

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>>1222082
RE1/2/3 like game set in Nightmare hospital.

>>1222391
Uh.
Super-Human?
But not as strong as the gems?

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>>1222222
>2

>>1222332
Time can help with some things, but it can also make things way worse.

Gems tend to be pretty single-minded (probably because of how they seem to be made with a somewhat set personality according to their gem type), so with how long they live, they turn obsessive.

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>>1222391
She's canonically weaker than Steven.

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>>1222332
To be fair, Pearl's only been emotionally retarded for 14 or so years, which is not a lot of time for someone who's lived 1000's of years

>>1222372
I've never had a show die on me before. What will it be like?

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>>1222391
shes stonger than you

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>>1222391

Very weak, if Steven could hold her arms and the only human she has been able to overcome this far was Greg when he had a disadvantage to his balance...

But she's a technician, not a warrior.

Sapphire could likely beat her in combat.

>>1222423
You will discover nothing is precious and won't reach another hype peak like this again, but this won't prevent you from enjoying other things.

>>1222332

You now realize that Jasper is the only gem that isn't emotionally retarded.

>>1222281
If you are the anon I'm thinking of then you are by far the creepiest poster here. do you not know how to post in /sug/ without tying all this existential dread into every inch of pearls existance?

Are you the suffering pearl poster yes or no?

>>1222419
Steven is strong enough to smash arcade games and punch through the dashboard of Greg's van.

So she's probably pretty strong compared to a regular human.

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>>1221818
This guys gets it.

>>1222419
Steven is also canonically stronger than any of us so that's not saying she is weak.

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>>1222423
Like a part of your soul dying. You'll get over it and heal, but it will be a hellish process.

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>>1222419
comfy and cute

>>1222423

You'll be all right.

It stings, but you'll find something else eventually.

>>1222457
You wouldn't happen to remember the artist for that pic would you?
I was looking for em' earlier but gave up.

>>1222403
what's the name of that show, i used to watch it a lot, but can remember the name

>>1222445

>You will discover nothing is precious and won't reach another hype peak like this again, but this won't prevent you from enjoying other things.

Not him, but this feeling fades away after a while. You will definitely be able to enjoy other things as much as you enjoyed this show, as long as you look in the right places and aren't afraid to try new shows/games/whatever.

>>1222464

I get episode 1 Obi-Wan vibes from this.

You know, when Qui Gon dies?

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>>1222457
>dat gigantic dick

>>1222479
Sure, here is their Tumblr. They made a new comic of Peridot fucking a donut today, check it out.

http://saltinedreams.tumblr.com/

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>>1222082
Neko Atsume with all the gems and gem monsters but you can interact with them in Pokemon Amie minigames.

>>1222452
but it's true

I can't imagine Pearl otherwise

>>1222480
Kamen Rider Faiz

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>>1222419
>>1222466
This little lard has slept with more girls than any of us ever will.

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>>1222495

Thank you.
That very Peridot comic was why i was looking for his blog.

>>1222305
It's always time to diddle.

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>>1222466
Cozy.

>>1222490

Qui-Gon dying actually made me cry when I was a kid.

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>>1222513
Certified kindergartner and now a certified donut fucker. Is there anything Peridot can't do?

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Any ballbusting/cbt draw ideas?

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>>1222423
>>1222464

>download a full series
>realize that there are only 1-2 seasons and the show died too early
>it died before you even knew what it was

>>1222466

They're sharing a wet dream because of Steven's astral projection ability.

>>1222526

Best character in Prequels out of ten.

And Ewan MacGregor was close but not close enough...

>>1222536
Peridot punching Steven in the junk.

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>>1222511
I think I have him beat in terms of quantity. No one can compare to his quality however.

>>1222505
thanks anon

>>1222511

He's slept with more of his true loves than most of us have.

I've slept with three, and he's only slept with two if you count Pearl watching him sleep.

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>>1222151
>Pearl deserves rest.
She really does.

>>1222536

Draw yourself shooting yourself in the head for having a fetish worse than cuck/ntr.

>>1222536
Jasper stomping another homeworld gem's crotch for betrayal

>>1222447

Don't worry, she'll get her own brand of mental retardation soon after she is redeemed. Either that or she is going to be bubbled and forgotten like so many others.

>>1222602

Vag smashing is underrated.

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>ywn be Garnet's American Boy

>>1222596

But you understand that she has miles to go before she sleeps, right?

She has to experience that slow decay, the realization that she's getting weaker with every battle and not stronger, before she can accept it and die with serenity in her final conflict, right?

>>1222622
>Garnet will never call you Daddy

>>1222503
The creepy part is that yeah it's true but this poster just focuses on it too much for me. I wanted a nerdy bird mom and what I have now is this incredibly damaged self loathing wreck.

Thanks for that suffering pearl posters this is what the world needed.

>>1222625
Don't make me sad anon

>>1222538

There was this goofy-ass show about a dude in his early twenties learning that his parents committed him to the service of Satan starting on his 21st birthday, before he was born.

It had a neat monster-of-the-week thing going where he had to track down escaped souls in between hijinx with his stoner friends and gay demon buddies. I watched the two seasons of it that were available, went looking for more, and found out it had been canceled. It ended on a big fucking cliffhanger, too.

>>1222622
Is this your work
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1794591#search=Steven_Universe

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>>1222625

>>1222638

What's sad about the final end for someone who has suffered enough?

Pearl has suffered for thousands of years.

>>1222538
>>1222641
Not a cartoon but it kind of pissed me off that they canceled My Name is Earl on a cliffhanger. I thought it was a pretty decent show.

>>1222652
Death is not rest, anon, it is death, and it robs one of rest

>>1222662
Fuckin this, it was getting so good. I was so mad when it was cencelled.

>>1222614
Definitely. Something:

http://quesqidellah.tumblr.com/post/131067808870/i-too-long-for-the-day-pearl-says-fuck-on-live

>>1222585
In Chille Tid he basically had a sleeping foursome/fivesome with Pearl amy and garnet

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Give me some fun requests and I'll draw 'em. Might colour them too.

Probably not lewd shit tho because I need to work on anatomy more.

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>>1222692
Sapphire dancing

>>1222692
Peridot gets put through the washing machine by accident

>>1222692
Gummy fruit snack Ruby

>>1222692

Adolf Hitler and Pearl discussing the proper ways to eradicate lesser beings.

>>1222645
nah mang, I can't draw for shit.

>>1222712
I replied to the wrong person. I meant to ask this dude.
>>1222536

>>1222692
Pearl hugging an oyster

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>>1222662
>My Name is Earl
holy SHIT I forgot about this show, it was so good

>>1222730
>>1222669
https://youtu.be/PZGaayYNWn0

The worst part is all the actors involved with the show went on to do shows that sucked big fat donkey balls.

>>1222710
Does anyone have that pic with Pearl and the Nazi uniform?

>>1222423
what I would miss the most is spending time in /sug/

>>1222667

When one is immortal, the only rest is death.

As people with finite lives, we really cannot appreciate that.

>>1222054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQmtHB93ViI

>>1222709
This first

>>1222729
Then this

>>1222706
Then this one

>>1222703
Then this for fourth

>>1222710
Finally this

Give me a while tho. Will deliver.

Rate the VAs by singing ability /sug/.

>>1222692
Draw Pearl as an Army Ranger captain and the other two Pearls as Rangers in her command.

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>>1222765
Me too, fampire.

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>>1222762

>>1221925
hey I recognise that song
good shit

>>1221805
twilight sparkle

>>1222692
jasper flexing
and jasper acting cutesy

>>1222421
flashback episodes say otherwise

>>1222692
Pearl trying on cute fuzzy socks and she's blushing and smiling.

>>1222778

I'd miss doing writefag requests/

>>1222536
Garnet completely crushing Jamie's penis

>>1222766
If a gem cannot experience while dead, then what good is it? An eternal proof would be closer to a rest

>>1222635
>>1222652
>>1222667
Look at the bright side, Pearl wouldn't be even close of being such an interesting character if not for her "tragic" past. I rememeber the early times I've watched this show, with many amazing characters and then there was Pearl... i want to protect her and cuddle and say that she will be fine

>>1222692
here >>1222003

>>1222774
Estelle / Dee Dee
and the rest
Greg's VA have a funny singing voice, gotta listen for the lol

>>1222671

>My Gemitals

I love this.

>>1222774
deedee>>>>shelby>zach>>estelle>michaela

>>1222819
I honestly can't decide between Estelle and DeeDee. They're both fucking great.

>>1222692
Purple Puma and Tiger Millionaire versus
[spoiler]Mr.Diddelz and the Yarrgerita[/spoiler]

>>1222774
sings: good
can't sing: bad

>>1222826
>Shelby
>Being in second.
There's a reason why she was a dancer on Glee.

>>1222830
>>1222819
>>1222774
Is anyone else really wanting Patti LuPone to sing at some point?

https://youtu.be/iVsD0rltRr8

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Does anyone know what's happening with those edit requests from the other thread?

>>1222863
homeworld gems shouldn't sing

>>1222863
If Yellow Diamond does get a villain song, Patti will make it glorious. And also take away someones phone during it.

not feeling well, please post happy

>>1222883

Why not? Peridot had a nice song, although she was only a portion of it.

>>1222874
He got a shitton of requests, give him time.

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>>1222902

>>1222904
because that's part of her redemption arc

>>1222852

I like how her Peridot singing voice sounds even though it isn't objectively good like Deedee's.

>>1222908
Really I came late how many were there?

>>1222924
That's reasonable. I just find it funny that Shelby is only making her voice slightly nasalier for Peridot.

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>>1222902
Ok

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>>1222599
>>1222645
Yeah, that's me.

>>1222551
Working on it.

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>>1222902

>>1222940
Bitch hadokened him.

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>>1222902

>>1222934

>>1218948 and >>1219056

>>1222940
Shoryuken!

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drop your requests, I'll try to cover two at least

>>1222940
Fuck off para2

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Reminder that earth has these fine guardians protecting its interests. God bless the Crystal Gems.

>>1222964
Jasper and Rose switching outfits?

>>1222536
Jasper holding Steven's balls saying "Are you sure? what if I destroy them?"

>>1222964
/pol/ Peedee simmering over crossdressing Steven.

>>1222964
A humorous diagram of the gems

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>>1222953
Anon.. brush up on your Street Fighter.

>>1222260
And then, say if Ruby got killed off, Sapphire later gets into a romantic relationship with Jamie the mailman. Just imagine the hilariously insane riots that tumblr would start.

>>1222966
Fuck off, fuck off para2 guy.

>>1222966
that's not even sourscreen, shut the fuck up already you obnoxious little shit

>>1222970
Garnet shadow boxing

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>>1222966
Why don't you make like a banana and SHIT!

>>1222991
I know, I realized I fucked up the moment I posted.

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>>1222964
Any gem holding a gun menacingly

>>1222964

>>1221965

>>1222985

Then asking him if the stoneniggers put him up to that

>>1222961
Wow the work of an army for one man
Mad props to him
I wonder how many he'll be able to do I'll be impressed if it's just half of them

>>1222692
Armstrong playing bongos.

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>>1222964
Chickens

>>1222819
I think with the whole interacting mostly only with gems and having Rose around for most of her life, Pearl just never really let go of her status as a servant.

She's only now trying to be her own gem, and not because she wanted to, but because having the one she relied on (Rose) being replaced by someone who relies on her instead (Steven) didn't give her much of a choice.

That's why I usually give her a break. For someone who's lived for thousands of years and with her level of obsession, she's handling everything actually pretty damn well.

>>1222999
It is, i can tell by his shit fetishes

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>>1222995
That makes me kek hard but that's kinda wasted potential right there.

>>1222964
this >>1222003

>>1223024
My thoughts exactly

>>1223038
I still think pearl has a really good chance at getting together with greg and when that happens tumblr will be glorious.....for me