/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Neato Dorito Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
2nd for bad table manners
my issue with this isn't the tumblrness
I read dozens of webcomics with this style and it doesn't bother me, I kind of like it, even
neither is the lesbian stuff, because I'm not a dumb homophobe and I don't see the point in hating something because of gay undertones
my beef with his pic and the comic, because I'd ssume this is from a webcomic, it's that is so bad-written, forced and overall a shit fantasy of the author, whoever that might be
alright let's go, time for an erotic vape role play
ATTN writefags: Interesting new fetish discovered. PM me for details.
Rate my rocks, /sug/
The nicest person is also the most wrathful.
>don't you have plans for tonight?
Where do you think you are?
FUCKING CHRIST FINALLY
I was so angry at that piece of shit cellphone I threw it on a fountain on the way home.
Pic related is the model
I was fucking tired of typing like a retard. Now I can shitpost like a decent human being.
>what happens after they destroy a planet?
It would be funny if the cluster was a giant size galactus
I have begun drinking gin in honor of the best waifu.
I fly like a Commie
Soar like a Commie
Crash like a Commie
I'm just a Commie
>Watching Cartoon Network (LA)
>Adventure Time vs. Steven Universe
>Steven Universe won
Good to know everybody already acknowledges how shit Adventure Time has been ever since Season 4, it is kinda sad tho since it used to be my favorite cartoon back in the day
Eh, what? Did someone say edits?
Well, since I'm here and trying to procrastinate, any edit requests?
And before it's asked, I ain't doing all the gems as Pancha.
How does it feel to be drunken while browsing /sug/?
Someone explain the Rand Paul/Garnet ship where she convinces rand to dump the coal industry in Kentucky for highly experimental solar Panel roads by sticking her hand down his pants and whispering into his ear that she's immortal?
Who is out there fucking doing this?
This with Kakoyin as Lars, Polnareff as SC, Buck as Joseph and Jotaro as Jenny
She abuses right back.
>your randfu doesn't exist in the SU universe
See and that would be more logical but in this ship right, garnet is a total abusive Dom towards rand in private smacking him in the back of the head and shit. I was shocked.
Anons aren't using common sense these day with their ships remember when the weirdest ship was Jasper/pearl Sado/maso?
Should be doable.
Can you be more specific? Like a picture to make into greg?
Do you know where in Part 3 that's from? I may be able to do it if I could see how the black & white original is
Should be doable
I'll try, but that's a lot of fluff to remove.
Shut up, Carl.
Can you make this Lapis With her wings
and unexpected side effect of having her Gem healed with spit
I really like this artist's comics
So what're you guys listening to on this Saturday night?
R8ing, h8ing, or masturb8ing? Or just plain b8ing lel
Just got back from a seven hour solo hike. /sug/ is weird.
My father passed away today. So I've been doing nothing but listening to the Mountain Goats and being sad
I'm sorry, anon. My condolences.
You'll get better in time.
the pic from the Death 13 arc
this screams Stevonnie
I'm sorry for your loss, anon. Were you very attached to him?
I tell you, I've browsed generals drunk before. It's fun. You start to enjoy things more.
I'm not really into abuse though.
I had a thought about 'what if Jasper killed Ruby' earlier today that I might explore, though.
>If Jasper killed Ruby
>Sapphire was never the same after that fateful day
Maybe you're secretly a lesbian on the inside, and you just don't know it yet.
Should I go full tumblr and become a woman in order to experiment then?
>tfw gf goes to uni 500 miles from here
>tfw half my friends are home for the weekend
>tfw the other have have plans with none mutual friends
>tfw even my annoying stoner roommate is off campus
fuck state schools
A question with no answers only examples
Real sorry to hear that. Have some cute gems, anon <3
I know I'm posting this again but I don't care. I love it. Drawguy that did this, post your blog or site or whatever! I wanna see more Patrick Nagel gem shit.
This relentless future finally looks brighter and brighter
its kind of like seeing the cast crying about things on the actual show
Here's something that gives me a warm feeling every time I look at it.
Not sure if can work, but Garnet as Alex(Left) and Jasper as Hugo(Right)?
Connie as helga with the Blonde hair and Peridot as timantha the brunette
Can you turn Lars into Pearl and Lapis
In my dreams I see her face
When I wake, not a trace
Is this what love is?
Reminder that Legwarmer Pearl is objectively the best pearl.
thank you so, so much ballbustinganon
I seriously fucking love this
Peridot's prolly tastes like a melted Apple jolly rancher
You disgusting pervert
IT'S GOOD ANON JUST TRY SOME LAPIS MADE IT JUST FOR YOU
It's time like these i'd really know if we've seen all of Sapphire's powers yet or if she hasn't even shown them all.
This guy calls your gemfu a "a dumb stonenigger" in front of you
What do you do, little dog?
my love for pearl is like a truck or family sedan
Are you the lappy eggs nigger?
Not saying I wouldn't drink Lapiss Lazuli's sweet nectar though
>gems don't really have unique powers
What about Lapis and her water control, or Ruby and her fire powers, or Sapphire and her future vision/ice powers, or Pearl and her holograms, or Centipeetle and her acid powers, or Parasite and her parasite drill powers, or Tardigrade and her supreme durability, or Rose and her plant powers, or Yellow Diamond and her gigantic neck? Unique powers don't necessarily matter either, when you consider some gems are far better with certain generic powers than others, like Amethyst and her supreme shapeshifting capabilities.
If I ever meet you, I'm going to punch you in the face until you pass out just for saving that gif.
Then I'll track down the asshole that filmed this and do unspeakable things to him that no mere Elder God will dare to utter.
I want to fuck Ruby's red tight midget ass
may do a comic request if it catches my attention.
Wouldn't you rather fuck something rarer?
You're right..it isn't animal abuse.. it's fucking beyond that.
Just kill the damn thing if you have an issue with it, don't tie it up like some Saw bullshit and fucking mutilate its genitals. That is just plain sick. Worse part is that he recorded this. In ten years wouldn't be surprised if he moves on to humans.
I want lapis to shove her long cool rod down my throat and use her powers to draw the cum from my cock
You've never had a pet rat/mouse then. They can be adorable and domesticated.
Besides, if you're so uncaring that someone tied it up, cut off its leg, and then its fucking dick, and probably did other obscene crap, than your apathy is a problem.
Instead of just killing it at that point, that is
The music they made is just noise with little to no substance.
but i dun wana draw my waifu crying.
Jasper is 2 lewd dude
probably not anytime soon, it's really [spoiler]fun[/spoiler]
Clean your trashy apartment anon, if you have mice running up and down your walls and shitting in your cereal to the point you had to make a hobby out of killing them daily you need to re-evaluate your living situation.
Not the mice's problem that you are such a poor fucking slob.
What are the gems favorite thrash metal albums?
You misunderstand. My wishes aim higher.
Why do plebs think this is their best album but Ege Bamyasi clearly exists?
iv drawn a dick before anon. it just was not very good.
pearl listens to and appreciates gojira
>Krauts can't do it
>When Falco and Kraftwerk
Heard you talkin" shit thinkin' I wouldn't hear it!
People hear you talking like that gettin' everybody fired uo!
Just like how gay me are only cute in animes.