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On-location at the cafe edition.
Order some milk or thick cream, right on tap or in a fancy container.

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>>1210990
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>>1214852
Silly Tobii beat me to it!
Miyafuji reporting in!~
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what's the shipping list like now?
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Scaredycat is still around
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>>1214930
>shipping list
You mean menu, right?
This is a cafe.
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Cup of coffee please.
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Cola and meal please, no bread.
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>>1214967
Your coffee, sir.
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Ooops!
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>>1214984
I'm very sorry, sir: we haven't any meals on at this time. Our pop is ice cold, though.
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>>1214930
And Nue x Mizu is back on
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>>1215045
>hga fuck off
>clownpiece is making her own code and is usually seen in the threads
Anon please get your info correct.
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>>1214852
Well this place looks nice....
I would like some coffee thank you....
>>1215016
Woah!
>He tried to catch the tray with the mug and small plate before it hit the ground
>>1214830
>He looked at her stomping in the ground and made another chuckle
>He stood with his arms crossed and let out another sigh
You're so sweet when you are like that....
And call it smooth talk if you want, i'm just saying my opinion...
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>>1215045
>>1215063
>/ERP/ memes will never be as good as /HG/ memes
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>>1215088
Don't remind me..
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>>1215072
Your coffee, sir.
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>>1215109
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>>1215109
Thank you.
>He accepted the cup and took a sip
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>>1215104
Codyposting was probably the best thing to ever happen to HG, desu senpai.
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>>1215160
Booker memes > Codyposting
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>>1215167
For once, you're actually right :^).
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>She still managed to catch the cup herself... miraculously, if one may say. This was the first time a cup didn't break. She gave herself the freedom to smirk and victoriously drink a sip of the coffee herself completely forgetting about the blush that graced her cheeks just a thread ago. It was only when she finally get that smugness out her system that she noticed him so close to her and... well, she dropped the cup in shock and let it break on the ground then freaked herself further out by the sound of the porcelain breaking and took a couple steps back.
Stay away, Alex... not when you're trying to be "honest"
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>>1215189
I'm always right baka senpai
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>>1215072
>>1215190
Oopsie
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Hair cut is done
>>1215167
Erica why haven't we gotten married yet.
Also code is technically finished, but been doing finishing touches plus video games have had me distracted
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>>1215205
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>>1215280
Because i'm lazy
and your clownpiece is not erect
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>>1215284
>>1215280
>>1215205
>>1215189
>>1215167
>>1215160
>>1215104
>>1215088
>>1215063
>>1215045
Please, leave refuse out of the Cafe. The health inspector is difficult enough to deal with, as is.
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>>1215088
We don't even have memes. We need to create memes.
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>>1215045
.///////////.
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>>1215290
It's okay I'll just bring the pastor to your bed, that way we can get married and consummate the marriage all at once.
Plus you always make this clown's piece erect~
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>>1215295
>Please, leave refuse out of the Cafe
Maybe it's just cause my English is shit, but I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to say...

>>1215308
>no memes
ERP CONFIRMED FOR SHIT
[edgysecrectspoiler]:^)[/edgysecrectspoiler]
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Waitress! Cold milk please. In a tall glass
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>>1215318
Refuse. Garbage. Exactly the stuff you're spilling all over the place, right now.
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>>1215295
Thank you.
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>>1215332
Sorry, sorry, would it make you feel better if I was sucking dick?
>sucks your dick
There, am I fit for /ERP/ now?
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>>1215318
it's not refuse as in refuse to do something
it's refuse which is pronounced Ref-yewce which means rubbish.
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>>1215190
I'm sorry Mary... I'll keep my distance now if thats what you want....
>He walked back to his table in the cafe and continued to sip his coffee.
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>>1215331
Ah! Yes, sir!
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>>1215350
Ah, I get it now, sorry for being stupid.
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>>1215349
Seriously, if you're just here to trash the place, get out.
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>>1215312
Pls clownpiece hikki's mind can't handle erect clown piece's
>>1215295
I'm just waiting for someone to order..
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Wheres all the fucking
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>>1215367
But I'm not, you were the one who started talking shit. Not that it matters or anything, I'm used to being treated like shit anyways.
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>>1215367
word of advice, hikki pretty much never breaks character.
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>>1215395
Since when am I ever "in character", Anon~?
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>>1215367
>Hikki's character is being a dickhead
You'll get used to it
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>>1215368
>Miyafuji sat down by the table closest to the counter, smiling with a grin.
Eeerica! One cup of chamomile tea.~
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"Anyone want to fuck Slav Penis. I stick in, I cum, Pregnate you or not. It go on since dawn of time. Eh?"
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>>1215402
We won't if you niggas fuck off.
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>>1215402
Dickhead? Just because my ideals are different from yours doesn't mean I'm a dickhead.

>>1215414
I dunno man, that sounds pretty gay.
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>>1215383
If you didn't want someone to take issue with what you're doing, don't do something people will take issue with you doing.
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>>1215368
Oh I'm ready to order.
I want one Erica on my lap with a side of lewd.
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>>1215411
Coming up Miyafuji
>she went behind the counter getting everything prepared for Miyafuji's chamomile tea
>>1215419
It's an internet board, ignore if you don't like it, simple.
>>1215421
Sorry Hikki let me rephrase that, you're "misunderstood"
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>>1215375
Well there is none right now.... We're just relaxing in this cafe...
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>>1215440
>was mixing behind the counter as clownpiece said that
I'm busy with Miya's drink though, you need to wait..
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>>1215443
>Miyafuji followed Erica's actions closely with her stare, resting her arms on the table with both hands on her chin.
Mhmm.~~
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>>1215419
I'll go wherever the fuck I please.

>>1215443
Damn fucking right I am.

>>1215424
Just like beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is evil.

You might consider me to be rude, but someone else could consider me to be completely normal. So how about you shut the fuck up?
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>>1214852
>walks in to cafe and tosses lollipop stick in the trash can.

Coffee, please.
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>>1215461
No worries, take your time.
>Sitting herself down at a booth seat near the window, staring out at the people walking by.
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>>1215486
You could always ask politely instead of being vulgar about it.
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>>1215486
Fuck off back to /hga/, where you can mate with your autism mates
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>>1215480
>she finished pouring her drink into a glass and slid the glass across the counter as it stopped infront of Miyafuji
There you go!
>>1215497
>she left from behind the counter and went over to clownpiece and sat on her lap without asking for permission and at random, getting comfortable
Two orders are done~
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>>1215509
Rude.

>>1215507
I'll be as 'vulgar' as I fucking wanna be, alright?
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>>1215509
Can you stop causing a ruckus? You'll disturb the customers.

>>1215521
Erica, this guy wants a coffee.
>>1215496

>>1215537
Look, it's fine if you're one kind of vulgar, but quit being so abrasive.
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>>1215521
Danke!~
>Miyafuji took the tea cup with grace from the table, pinky sticking out and breathed a bit on it before sipping the tea.
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>>1215521
Oh this order is even tastier than I expected
Make sure to take care of the other customers too hun, though I wouldn't mind a peach tea.
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>>1215550
I'm serving Clownpiece right now, isn't there anyone else working right now?
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>>1215566
Sure thing clownpiece
>she bounced off her lap and went behind the counter again to start preparing a coffee for the anon and peach tea for clownpiece
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>>1215421
"No Idiot. I mean towards WOMEN. not Men. Is right Comrade?"
>Vladimir asked Nikolai, his tone still one of stubbornness,
"Da Vladimir."
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>>1215585
>throws brick
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>>1215550
Like I said, I'll do or say whatever I want, you ugly bitch.

>>1215585
Women? I can do that :^).
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>>1215567
>>1215582
Yeah, you're pretty much the only one...

>>1215614
>She takes a long breath.
Okay, that's enough. Out.
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Can I get milk from the tap?
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>>1215637
Sorry your mom isn't here right now
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>>1215351
>She lowered herself down and started picking up the pieces since Alex had somewhat forgotten that she made a mess. Carefully she placed each and every little piece of the cups she broke into the biggest one she could find then collected the sweets and hurried away as to not cause a commotion further than she'd already had.
>Moments later she returned with a mop and wiped away the coffee that had spilled then wiped the sweat off her forehead, being one of low stamina. She let out a little sigh. It wasn't every day that she had guests to service... that had actually never happened in a thousand years... Still it made her somewhat happy. It looked like she was going to have to gather all her courage and actually serve in a cafe.
Does any other guest wish for a drink or some sweets?
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>>1215630
>puts feet on table
Yeah, sorry, that's not gonna fly with me.
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>>1215637
Ah! Yes sir!
>She runs up, breasts bouncing and waving through the air, splattering milk around her until she reaches the anon. Thin streams already coat her tits, and she pulls her arms behind her, leaving both her full bosoms thrust out before him.
D-drink to your liking, sir!
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>>1215656
>As he sat at his table, he finished up his cup of coffee and turned his head to Mary
Can i get a refill please? And maybe a slice of cake? Suprise me with your favorite.
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>>1215659
Then could you, at least, apologize? Getting the bat is bad for business.
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>>1215678
>Surprise*
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>>1215689
I'm sorry for not behaving to your liking, Kami-sama, will you ever forgive me~?
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>>1215678
>>1215656
You know.... Make it two slices.
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>>1215677
>lactation
Oh god, why am I not at home.
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What's going on in here?
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>>1215706
That's the best I'm getting out of you, isn't it? Fine, never mind. You can stick around. Just don't make anyone cry or piss someone off too much.
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>>1215582
(wait did you never add me on steam hun? you need to go do that!)
>She watches erica's behind as it moved away from her sight, behind the counter.
>attempting to do her best to hide the fact behind a menu.
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>>1215719
Can you put that down and just talk to me?
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>>1215550

Can you be vulgar with me Miss?
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>>1215719
Welcome to ERP's Cafe for a Day. Like the sign says: milk and thick cream in fancy cups, or on tap. You can make an order or screw around, just don't be abusive or track in filth.

>>1215757
That sounds like a lot of work...
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>>1215678
>She hurried up and got the coffee pot with a rhythmic little humm to her stroll then came back, round the table so she could sufficiently far from him. Her body leaned over and took his cup to pull it back to herself and do as he requested. With a little slide she pushed the cup back to where it was and raised her sight to his head, looking away as soon as their eyes met
Here you go, Alex.
>She gave him a little tiny bow before heading off for the sweets. Apple pie, she thought, that was her favorite... because she didn't know any of the rest that she saw on display by the counter. Of course, one would think that she would've been fine carrying the care and the coffee at the same time but having already broken a few cups she decided to take it slow and steady this time around.
>When she finally returned she let the cake down just as she had done with the coffee cup - slowly and with a push towards him from the far edge of the table.
Now...
>She looked back up to him and dared a smile again
Is this all that you would like for now or may I offer something else, as well?
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>>1215740
>walked back to clownpiece from behind the counter and placed her peace tea infront of her and walked over and handed anon his coffee
>>1215496
There you both go, I hope you enjoy!
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>>1215771

Well, you don't really have to DO anything...
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>After too much waiting and still no coffee, he gets up and heads for the door.
Fuck this place. The people here suck.
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>>1215710
>Having missed the second slice he'd ordered, she strolled right back and took another one, thinking that she'd now have to wash two plates
What a drag...
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>>1215781
Really? What's your order, sir?

>>1215783
Pretty sure he just got his coffee, too.
>>1215774
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Any big guys 'roud 'ere?
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>>1215802
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>>1215800

Just bend over in front me and I'll do my magic
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>>1215831
Here's your order then, sir.
>She turns around, and grips a table's sides, bending until her breasts squish in against the top, and her plump bottom squeezes out against her skirt, tugging the thing tight up along her thighs.
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>>1215800
Instead of getting me an order can I make you some delicious sweets?
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>>1215802
That's a gorgeous neck.
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>>1215800
I'd like one naked waitress~
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>>1215847

>He smiles as she complies, shuffling a little closer in his seat. His hands take hold of her skirt, lifting it all the way then resting against her hips, and he wastes no time pressing his face in to her panty clad butt, moving his face a little side to side, grinding his face in to her, nose pressing between her cheeks, hands rubbing her hips as he does so.
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>>1215848
That's a nice offer, but I really should be the one taking orders.

...what kind of sweets, though?

>>1215868
>She tosses over a photograph.
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KACHO, WITH THE HAT TRICK
/vr/ - 3
/m/ - 1
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>>1215773
>>1215793
>He returned the smile and looked at the delicious piece of apple pie he was about to eat
>Then he looked once again at Mary
Thank you Mary. This looks really delicious. And the other slice is for you by the way....
You can sit here and enjoy it with me if you want...
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>>1215881
I was talking more on the lines of you~
Grab me a coffee while you're at it!
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>>1215614
>Sorry for the long time to reply.
"So wait. Are you trap from Red Lights district or some shit? Eh... I don't care anymore, women is women."
>Vladimir said begrudgingly, taking a swig of his vodka.
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>>1215895
>>1215773
This is almost too cute.
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>>1215903
>tfw the latest otps on the shipping chart not from AA2 actually play out the developing relationships
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>>1215882
wrong thread
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(I really should check how many lewds a character has, from now on.)
>>1215879
>A short gasp seizes her, before her expression flattens once again. Her hands release the table's sides and she brings her elbows up, arching her back in to rest her chin on her hands. She grinds back in against his face with short, gentle presses back to his lips, with just a faint hint of red gathering on her cheeks.

>>1215899
I'm filling an order at the moment, sir, but I'm sure there's someone else on staff who can bring your coffee.
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>>1215881
Some glazed donuts maybe an extra creamy parfait along with it.
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>>1215924
Ah, fine fine.

Any other waitresses/maids wishing to serve me?~ <3
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>>1215924

>After awhile of nuzzling her ass, his face draws away so his hands can rub her butt cheeks, kneading the mounds excitedly before tugging the crotch of her panties to the side, lips parting and tongue extending to give her pussy a long, wet lick.

Mmmm.
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>>1215774
(Don't dodge my question!)
>She takes the tea lightly into her hand, blowing on the tea to cool it down before taking a small sip. Enjoying its flavor
Thank you dear it taste wondeful
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>>1215946
Can I help you, sir?
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>>1215947
>A tiny moan slips from her lips, and for just a moment, she tugs her bottom lip in with her teeth. Her pussy's lips tremble in a faint dance before his tongue, and her tangy juices slip out to coat his tongue while he wriggles it around her hot flesh. In his hands, her cheeks give, his fingers making hollow indents in the skirt where he sinks into her plush bottom.
Are you enjoying your order, sir?
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>>1216009

I love it...

>He gives her pussy another long, slurping lick, tonguing her insides for a bit before drawing his tongue upwards, to tease her asshole with the wet muscle, circling the puffy ring of her ass before pushing his tongue against it directly.
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>>1215983
(Sorry, I don't know why)
>she placed her self back on clownpiece's lap getting comfortable yet again
Thank you, anything for you Clownpiece
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Me and my friend here would like the finest of milk please.
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(Relevant lewds are impossible, sorry.)
>>1216068
>Her eyes pop open the very moment his tongue tickles along her ring, and her hips carry up to a sway that leaves her shoulders in a shiver until he prods against it. The thing squeezes against him, and her eyes narrow down while she lifts her head, looking back over her shoulder. Her cheeks have grown crimson by now, and she chews on her bottom lip while she looks down at him.
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>>1216099
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>>1215331
Is it true that you can summon a tentacle monster?
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>>1215895
>She was halfway through the push when she heard him offer it. Her hand stopped and began shaking as she contemplated if she could allow herself some of the delicious sugary slice... with a light trail of drool on her lower lip. She let the plate slip a bit further and... and then she pulled it back with the tips of her middle and index finger, sighing softly for being so easy to trick.
That will cost you extra, you know, right?
>The thin little fingers wrapped the fork and dug in, soon as she had sat herself down then carried a tiny bit of the softened apples right between her gaping lips. She stood there with the fork in her mouth for a good few moments, having closed her eyes to focus on the taste since it had been quite a while since she last made pie and ate it as well.
>As she finally let the sweetness slip down to her stomach, she slowly opened her eyes and couldn't help but freeze in the spot from him probably having stared at her all along. It didn't take long for her to look down to the plate with yet another blush gracing the silky medusa skin of hers
It's not polite to stare so eat your pie as well...
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>>1215990
Do you serve libations?
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>>1216081
You should add me then hun
steamcommunity.com/id/alcoholicmajor


>Wrapping on of her arms around Erica's waist, she places her hand on her lap.
You should try some of this tea you made hun it's good
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>>1216120
Uh... we do have a small selection of alcohol, but most of it's for cooking use so I can't guarantee the range will be stunning...
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>>1216099

>He lifts his own expression to meet her gaze, smiling a little, his own expression hidden by her plump ass. A few more licks and his tongue withdraws from her ass now, which her gives a final, wet kiss, tongue now giving her pussy another lick over, slurping, relishing the taste of her.

Can I put it in now, Manager?
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>>1216121
I made it for you there's no sense on me having some, i'm good right now anyway.
>she laid back as she was embraced by Clownpiece's arm and got comfortable against her chest
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>>1216159
>Her neck cranes up as he finishes slobbering across her pucker, and she bites in a whine when he slips back down to her pussy. Left shivering, and with her arms come back down to grip the table's sides, she dips her head in a tiny nod. Both holes, glistening, twitching a little between the warmth and how his tongue flies over her swollen lips, ready for him to spread into.
Just...be gentle at first, but this is your order, sir.
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>>1216144
Any port in a storm! Even a glass of cooking sherry will do.
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>>1216195

>Kissing the inside of her thigh before moving back, he stands himself up, the woman able to hear the sounds of a belt undone, pants tugged down. Before long she'd feel the warmth of his hard cock pressing between her thighs, then against the wet lips of her pussy. He leans over her, letting out an excited sigh as he finds her entrance and starts to slowly sink his cock inside of her.
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Somebody told me I should come here and fuck you guys.
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>>1216181
Oh well then I'll enjoy it since you put so much effort into making this for me.
>Casually slipping her hand to rub the inner side of Erica's hips, her other hand grabbing the glass of tea as she acts like she is doing nothing.
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>>1216238
You can fuck alex mercer while mary watches
Everyone wins then.
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>>1216221
>Her breath catches up in her chest while he slides in, and her entrance strangles around his head before she relaxes back down to the table. Her fingers let go of the sides, and she brings her arms up, laying with the palms up by her sides as she slips back toward him. While his girth drags into her, she lets her cheek rest on the top, a hushed coo whispering out past her lips.
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>>1216208
Alright, I'll ask what's strongest and get you a glass. Or a shot. Or something.
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>>1216252
Except me, because I don't do guys.
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>>1216116
Then i will pay the extra it costs.
>He picked up the fork and carved out a piece of the sweet and delicious pie and took it in his mouth
>Afterwards, he took a sip of his coffee, mixing the two tastes together
>He was filled with delight from the sweet taste from the pie and the coffee
You know... This is a really good choice you picked. Its just as sweet as you are.
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>>1216245
>she slowly relaxed as she started to slowly fall asleep in her arm, a yawn followed by her eyelids starting to slowly close
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>>1216254

>His weight resting atop her, almost pinning her to the table as he starts to fuck her, his hands run from her back to her arms, down towards her hands, stroking the back of her palms as he now starts to withdraw to begin thrusting in to her. He leans down, a sigh of his own pleasure leaving his lips, giving her cheek a wet, possessive lick.
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>>1216282
>She releases her lip from her teeth, pulling her mouth tight against the whimpers he pushes out with his thrusts, packing her in against the table with dull smacks. Her fingers twitch at his caresses along her palms, and her eyes shift away from him when he leans in; one closes when he laps at her, and she cuts off all protest but a sharp huff through her nose. Still, her hips push back, with her pussy wet and gripping to his cock as he pumps, her flush spreading down from her cheeks while she fills his 'order'.
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>>1216259
I never forget this.
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>>1216273
Okay bye manager I'm taking my order to go.
>Carrying Erica in between her two arms she carries her out of the store.
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>>1216317
I'm sure glad that anon saved me by having me read that Donald Trump post.
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>tfw still no sign of Stocking/Val.
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>>1216316
>It was about this time he noticed that the waitress he was engaged in coitus with was about 8 storeys tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic era. He withdraws his cock from her folds, brings a hand to his forehead, and cries, "God damn it, Loch Ness Monster, I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy!"
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>>1216255
Grazzi. And will my pretty waitress be joining me for said drinks?
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>>1216316

>He practically covers her face in his saliva, licking her cheek, slurping at an ear, trying to kiss at the corner of her lips as he continues to fuck her, the smack of his pelvis against her ass surprisingly loud. He's like a caveman taking a woman, one hand running over her body while the other gropes and squeezes her hip, slamming in to her with increasing speed and force.
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>>1216339
She said later toniiight.~
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>>1216339
>>1216353
Yeah she isn't even responding to emails so she must be pretty busy I'm assuming. Good things come to those who wait.
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>>1216353

Let me lick your butt
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>>1216340
>Someone always does this shit to them whenever they play a new character.
It's not funny, fuck off.
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>>1216260
>Again with the sweettalk? This was getting to her in ways she didn't want it to. With a bit bigger pieces she made sure to increase her eating speed and be gone as soon as she was done... But that wasn't a maid service thing to do! He said he'd pay and, considering how things were, he'd have to finish his coffee and pie before she could stand up herself. He'd thought things through for sure!
>Her eyes shyly moved from the piece to him and back down before taking another bite, a little melody sung within her mind to shield her from whatever he was trying to say next to make her flushed cheeks grow another shade darker....
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>>1216340
(3.50/10)

>>1216352
>Her head tugs and shifts away, only for her to jerk it back toward him, while her eyes remain fixed away from his contorted face. She whines out, muffled, with her eyebrows squeezing down and the lids fluttering, with her body shivering and rocking along his molesting touches. The smacking thrusts ringing out, stinging her rear, filling her over and over, those take their toll, and soon she's wrapping tight around him, lips beginning to spill open as her walls push out around his girth.
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Does anybody have the Asuka x John Cena post?
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>>1216345
Sure, there's rules against it but nobody follows them.
They had a 90 proof whiskey, I think it's the best we're getting.
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>>1216391
(One-off?)
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>>1216398
You actually remember that?
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>>1216391

>Her tightening pushes him over the edge, the enjoyment of taking her completely urging him towards a final hot orgasm as he pushes in to her all the way, pussy lips tugging at the base of his cock. Leaning over her once more, he lets out a loud groan as he starts cumming, his warm sperm spilling directly in to her greedily tightening and gulping pussy.

Nnngh...
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>>1216412
Works for me if it works for you miss! I'll take a double shot on the rocks.
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>>1216422
(Very likely. Not much lewd, but I can find a character to do 'unimpressed' stuff with, I bet. Not on much longer after now, anyway.)

>>1216441
>Her eyes widen as she doubles in toward the table, and her lips stretch to let out a long gasp. She stares forward as a mild tremble works up through her legs, along her back, ending at her fingers on the table, shaking her pants as they pull in and out. While his cum pours into her, her walls quiver, tugging on him one moment, pushing at him the next, all to swallow out his load as he finishes right up, raw. Little dribbles start to stream down her thighs, just too much for her insides to take all of as he fills her with his seed and his girth.
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>tfw getting bored of the character I play
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>>1216380
(I have to cut this for now because some irl stuff came up)
>He a few more bites of the pie and sipped through his coffee
>When he was done he looked at her smiling
>He was indeed enjoying her company
Well i must take my leave for now. There are a few things i must take care of. I hope we can spend the time together like this again.
>He picked out some money from his jacket and left them on the table
>It appeared there also were a little extra as a tip
See you later Mary. And thanks.
>He went through the exit and left
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This is cool. We should have events like this more often.
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>>1216498
What character?
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AA2 will be at 11pm GMT
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>>1216340
Every goddamn time we get a good ERP going the goddamn Loch Ness Monster shows up looking for goddamn tree-fiddy.
Getting super sick of this shit.
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>>1216523
Someone on the shipping list.
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>>1216328
>was carried off in her arms out of the cafe and lord knows to where
z z z
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>>1216479
I'll match you on that, hold the rocks.
>Noa pours the shots, then effortlessly takes hers
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>>1216496

>When he finally, slowly pulls out of her, a massive glob of semen spills out of her with a wet splat against the ground. Still panting, he gives her ass one last good squeeze, kneading the flesh affectionately.

Thanks for the meal, Manager...
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>>1216496
BAH GAWD SHE'S TREMBLING FROM THE PURE FORCE AND POWER OF HIS COCK, HER BODY IS BENT IN HALF OVER THAT TABLE AND I DON'T THINK SHE CAN HANDLE IT ANYMORE! OH SWEET JESUS HE'S CUMMING INSIDE HER, THAT WOMAN IS GONNA HAVE A FAMILY! DAMN HIM! DAMN HIM TO HELL! THIS IS SICK!
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>tfw no one kinky enough for me here
suffering
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>>1216547
If I knew who I'd offer to do something with you to help out and hopefully renew your interest.
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>>1216562
What kind of stuff are you into?
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>>1216547
Liz?
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>>1216547
Tomba the Mighty is that you
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>>1216510
(It's alright, Do not worry yourself. It's nearing the late hours and I'll have to eat something real rather than imaginary pie before going to bed anyway, hehe)
>Her strategy seemed to have worked good enough that he had finished his cake without having made her blush further. What a relief it was!
>She stood up just as he raised himself and gave him a little bow and crossed her arms down in front of her thighs, bidding a warm smile goodbye to him
Please come again!
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>>1216555
>She reaches down, tugging her panties back over her swollen lips, leaving his cum to drain out into them, her thighs glistening as she slips from the table, along the side, to stand by him. She sweeps her hair back from her forehead with one hand, and readjusts her skirt with the other, meeting his eyes again while she catches her breath. A bow bends her, and she closes her eyes.
Thank you for your patronage, sir.

>>1216560
(Why would you ask for the Asuka/Cena thing when you did it?)
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>>1216547
BANE?
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>>1216570
>>1216572
>>1216575
I've spoken too much.
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>>1216596
But I wasn't.
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>>1216514
It's barely led to anything, though.
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>>1216611
Tomba no ;-;
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>>1216498
Then switch, even peach has been playing another character its good to switch things up
>>1216549
>Takes erica back to her house, and lays her down in bed. Taking off her outer clothes leaving her just in her underwear. Then throwing the blanket over her she lies down next to her and sleeps with her.
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>>1216547
Do you have another character lined up? Just have your current character have a happy ending with whoever they're with on the list and move on.
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>>1216611
HE WEARS FAST PANTS
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>>1216549
>>1216629
>Sneaky sneaky
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>>1216629
>she intuitively moved over next to clownpiece and held onto her getting cozy
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>>1216088
Where our fucking milk be at lassies?!
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>>1216611
So you would really prefer if your character would be quiet?
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Hi~
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>>1216611
How are you bored of DMG?
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>>1216554
Cheers!
>he raises his glass to his partner and knocks his stiff drink back
I don't know what's better here, the drinks or the companionship.
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>>1216614
Too early in the day. Still led to some cute interactions.
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>>1216611
My bet is actually trixie.
>>1216647
Now I have a new comfy waifu~
>Wrapping her arms around her, taking a pillow and fitting it under both of their heads.
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HELLO LADIES AND GENTLEBEAUTIES! MTT HERE, WITH AN ACTUAL GAME SHOW! LET'S PLAY FAMILY FEUD! ALRIGHT, DARLINGS, FIRST PERSON TO REPLY SPEAKS!
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>>1216596

(That was super hot by the way, thanks for that. Would love to play with you again sometime, whatever character you may be running)
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>>1216681
Drink
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If trixie quits playing fat dicked pony I an hero
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>>1216647
>>1216677
>Sneaking intensifies
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>>1216657

>Jiggles her belly
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>>1216681
Consent to sex.
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>>1216684
>>1216681

DRINKING IS THE TOP ANSWER! ANYTHING ELSE, DARLINGS?
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>>1216683
(You'll probably get the chance.)

>>1216681
Oh, the owner brought in live entertainment?
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>>1216705
Drive
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>>1216667
I'll be offended if you say the drinks, this was literally sitting in the back of a cupboard.
>Noa pours another two rounds
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>>1216686
Oh why you being so sneaky?
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>>1216705
Smoke.
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>>1216719
Oh no! I've been caught!
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>>1216697
>She giggles
Hey! That tickles!
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>Ding~ Ding~

Hello, thread. How are you all? What's this about this place suddenly being a cafe?
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>>1216730

>Jiggles her stomach a little more heavily, whcih makes her breasts sway in the process as well.

I can't help it, you're so big and jiggly!
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>>1216719
>>1216725
>didn't notice the person sneaking in from her still continueing to sleep attached to Clownpiece
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>>1216755
>She starts squirming, her fat bosom on the verge of bursting out of her meager top
I-I know! But it still tickles!~
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>>1216725
What are you doing here dear,you being a pervert peeping tom?
You can't have none, I took this Erica fair and square.
>>1216765
>Holding her arms around erica still, slightly tighter than before
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Oh goodness, I really shouldn't be showing up here so soon after a workout, but how is everyone?~
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>>1216769

>He licks his lips as he watches her sway. He keeps an eye out for a nipple peeking out, more vigorously jiggling her now.
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>>1216746
Nothing, apparently.
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>>1216718
Shit something came up and I have to go. ThIs was pleasant I hope wrt can pick it back up later missy.
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>>1216765
>>1216787
>She looked at Erica and back to Clownpiece smiling
I just wanted to look around a little~
And as far as i can see, its you that is the pervert here~! Trying to do naughty stuff like you wanted to with Mary? Oh my~!
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>>1216801
Hm? Nothing? Why is that?
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>>1216797
>She shrieks as the then piece of fabric snaps, causing her opulent breasts to erupt from her top, flying every which way and slapping against each other
Nyooo~! Don't look!
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>>1216821
It took off for about 50 posts and then died.
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>>1216813
Sir, you have to pay before you go. This isn't a bar, you don't have a tab.
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>>1216788
You look pretty sweaty.
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>>1216831
The anon who walked out without his coffee must have been psychic.
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>>1216836
Keep the change miss!
>he plops down a crisp 50 before hurrying out
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>>1216831
Oh, well that is a shame. By the look of things, the proprietors and such seem to have vanished.
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>>1216816
Nothing is naughty about loving my waifu!
Plus were laying bed all pure.
Also also I never wanted to do anything lewd with Mary! I can't say the same for Erica but not now, I don't take advantage of her in her sleep. I wait till she has consensual fun times with me.
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>>1216843
I'm verrrry sweaty! Its a little embarrasing
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>>1216852
Not much point in hanging around when your business has failed.
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>>1216868
Don't be. Your workouts have been paying off.
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Is this cafe Vegan?
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>>1216848
A-alright, thanks.
>Noa takes a moment to down the three shots sitting there and walks off for the rest of her shift, each step slightly unsteady
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>>1216868
Yeah, I can smell it from all the way over here.
>anon breathes deep
Fresh sweat though, not a bad smell like day old sweat.
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>>1216869
True enough, anonymous. Though the hour is quite early for some, don't you think?
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>>1216881
>squirrelkin
Not even reading the rest, I know I'll get mad.
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>>1216881
This picture pisses me off so much.
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>>1216897
I can sum it up
Bitch is vegan
swapped out her mother's heart pills for homeopathic bullshit sugarpills
refused to go to the funeral.
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>>1216878
You think so, dear? I feel like I've still got a lot of weight downstairs..

>>1216885
Oh, you like that anon? Goodness dear, I'm completely drenched too
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>>1216861
You know that lying won't help you right~?
>She sits on the edge of the bed while humming
So what were you planning besides "love" her hmm~?
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>>1216909
>>1216897
>cardiary infraction

Also, if you think this is real, you should look up the word gullable in the dictionary.
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>>1216911
Yeah, you're really soaking through your clothes. They're clinging to your body from being so damp.
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>>1216917
You can't find out you perverted loli! We were going to sleep and cuddle, then I'd make her some breakfast and go on a date.
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Philadelphia with Milka chocolate is delicious~
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SORRY, FOLKS! LOOKS LIKE MTT IS RUNNING THROUGH SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES! OUR SHOW IS CANCELLED, BUT DO NOT WORRY! STAY TUNED AND WE WILL FIND A NEW GAM!
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>>1216920
Unfortunately people like this exist so it grows harder to discern whether it's a parody...
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My my... this place is awfully quiet.
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>>1216948
>tfw no big fat alphys ass
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>>1216948
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>>1216925
Perhaps I should go change! These silly pants are really digging in..
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>>1216961
Who's this semen demon?
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>>1216934
Well thats what you are gonna say now~
But i know what will happen when i'm not here.
>>1216940
It sounds delicious~! Hi Mary~!
>>1216961
What is this?
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>>1216973
Well you shouldn't put on new clothes til you clean that sweat off of yourself. You'd just get the new clothes drenched. But...there was this note on a door...they're doing construction in down the street and the water is shut off to the whole neighborhood for...could be all day.
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>>1216961
BIG PURPLE COCKS
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>>1216975
I just figured out where this girl is from. This is kind of fucked up.
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>>1216973
>TFW I realize who it is.
>TFW I really wanted someone to ERP as her, but then is crap. Not even putting in quotation marks ".
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>>1216961
Do you have any preference in what to use that thing on?
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>>1216974
Elally, and 'm no demon.

>>1216975
What's what? Me? I'm a draenei.

>>1216987
14 inches isn't that big, is it?
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>>1217002
>helen
>not good
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>>1217007
Are you a paladin?
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>>1217002
This isn't even coherent

dumb frogposter
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>>1217007
Jesus christ! Look at that thing!
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>>1217007
14 seems big to me. Mine is only 4.
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>>1216986
All day?! What am I going to do, I'm filthy!
>she digs her thumb into the tight waistband of her sticky, tight yogapants, pulling it free as she airs herself out
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>>1216994
Whats the matter? Never seen a ghost before~?
>>1217007
I haven't seen something like that before.
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>>1217040
LITTLE
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>>1217029
Is this a trap?
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>>1216975
Hello, little Sachi. It really is! Maybe I should give you a taste?
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>>1217044
I don't know. All the towels and washcloths in the house...got burned up in a fire...yep...But we have to get your body clean somehow.
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>>1217059
No, it's a tomboy.
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>>1217053
WHITE
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>>1217046
Sachiko would you please not kill anyone?
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>>1217076
CLAWS
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>>1217059
Female
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>>1217003
Nope, no preference. Why? What did you have in mind?

>>1217022
Yessir.

>>1217029
Look at what? Is something wrong?

>>1217040
>She snickers and looks down between her legs
4? Is being that small even possible?

>>1217046
Well I've never seen anything quite like you, miss.
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>>1217076
DICKS
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>>1217002
When will you realize that, even if people want to type with a proper prose style, they'll go for greentexted actions/plaintexted dialogue because it's the norm in the threads?
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>>1217069
>>1217083
Aw
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>>1217087
>anon reveals his 4 inch dick
Yeah, see, totally possible.
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>>1217087
It's just... very... big.
>Noa is clearly transfixed by your large member
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>>1217068
Hmm, perhaps you have an idea on how to get me clean then, my dear?~
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>>1214852
You tried.
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Who do I have to force choke to get a margherita around here?
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I...I wonder if anyone would like to play with a cute /girl/ like me
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>>1217116
I could lick you clean, if that wouldn't be weird.
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>>1217105
>Top tier female protagonist from classic SoL/comedy/mecha
>A bad thing
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>>1217139
I dont know, maybe show me your butt
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>>1217133
Your chicken?
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>>1217106
>She bursts out laughing at the sight of your meager length
Oh my~
What do you even do with something that useless?

>>1217108
Thanks, I get that a lot~

>>1217139
What game did you have in mind, sweetie?~
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>>1217141
Lick me?~
>she smiles, raising a hand to her mouth to hide it as she struts over, her curvy, sweaty figure swaying in front of him
Where would you like to start then, my dear?
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>>1217152
C-can I... touch it? I'm sorry but I've just never seen such a cock before!
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>>1216911
Ya but those are perfect for sitting. Wanna help me with some stretches?
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>>1217159
I should probably start with your face, and work my way down.
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>>1217060
Heehee~ I would love that~!
>She flew happily towards her
>>1217081
>She made a creepy chuckle when she heard him
You might never know~
>>1217087
I'm just a little ghost girl~
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>>1217139
This time... this time I'm finally going to see it for real!
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>>1217145
But not a trap
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>>1217159
>TFW She stretches her vagina to him.
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>>1217152
>anon's cock jumps at her laughter
U-useless?
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(Only that one image, more catboy traps coming)
>>1217179
W-what are you gonna see, you won't see nothing I'm not a pervert who does things in public!
>>1217152
One where...maybe I can play with something of yours and if I play with it long enough I am rewarded.
>>1217148
My butt? What would a pervert want to do with that?
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>>1217175
Sitting?~ Of course, dear! What would you like to start with?

>>1217176
Go on then~
>she leans in, her red, drenched face leaning in as her scent flowed over him
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>>1217174
Of course you can. It would be a shame if you didn't, actually.

>>1217178
Ghost? That means things can pass right through you, correct?

>>1217196
Well what could you possibly do with something so tiny?
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>>1217214
Im a pervert?! You're the one coming in dressed all cute and slutty! Cmon, I just wanna see it
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>>1217215
>anon licks the sweat from your cheeks and forehead, from under your eyes and your chin, then moves onto your neck and shoulders
Mmmm, so salty.
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>>1217215
Well, I'd like to stretch out my inner thighs. Can you help and guide me?
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>>1217178
>She thinly slices up a piece of bread and makes sure to coat it with a sizable amount of the chocolate cheese cream then, raising it up to the floating Sachi and spreading her palm underneath it so it doesn't crumble
Say "Aaah~"
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>>1217216
T-tiny?
>anon starts stroking his cock
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>>1217216
Damn, that's fucking beautiful... Down for a quickie?
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>>1217216
T-thanks you
>Reaching out cautiously, Noa lightly probes it with her finger
>This continues until she finally builds up the confidence to carefully grasp it, her dainty fingers barely reaching around its incredible girth
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>>1217214
Aww... I'll never see boys making love like this...
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>>1217216
Of course silly~!
>>1217236
Aaaaa~!
>She opened her mouth and waited for the bread to enter
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>>1217269
B-but I'm a girl! A boy wouldn't wear panties!
>>1217225
Just a quick peek then okay?
>He bends over on all fours, the panties riding up his ass as they contract around his bulge.
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>>1217229
Oh, that tickles!
>she giggles and sways as he laps at her face, her hands curling into fists as she avoided bitting down on her lip

>>1217235
Stretch them out? Sure thing, just show me what areas you'd really like to work with
>she dropped to her knees, her eyes dancing up and down his body
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>>1217214
I like the sound of this game. I love giving cute little girls rewards after they play with me.

>>1217241
Looks pretty tiny to me, and in comparison to mine I don't think "tiny" even cuts it.

>>1217246
I've been saving up for quite a while, so sure~

>>1217255
>Her massive member twitches at your light probing. As you take it in your hand, it beings engorging and oozing precum, your hand dwarfed by it's expanded size.
You can touch all you want, in whatever way you want~

>>1217272
Any part of you? Mind if I try it out?
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>>1217289
If you're really are a girl. Would you take off your panties then?
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>>1217289
>he walks over, slamming a hand down on one of the plump cheeks and gripping it as he groaned
Fuck, thats a cute butt. Can I do a little more then just have a peek?
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>>1217290
>anon holds up your arms one at a time and lick them clean, stopping at the arm pits and inhaling deeply
Wow, you're extra sweaty here.
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>Her hands stretched out and let a tiny bit of the slice enter her mouth, letting her have a taste for the creamy chocolate, smiling in response to her obedience
Good girl~
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>>1217297
>anon strokes faster at your words
Y-yeah, I guess you're right. Thank you for your honesty. It's probably good for me to hear the truth.
>anon comes closer so his is right next to yours, allowing you to really see the difference in size, as anon's is quite thin, as well as short
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>>1217289
I'm certain this time around! You look like a girl but you aren't one! I've read about you... you're a trap!
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>>1217297
Um.... What part were you thinking?
>>1217312
>She chewed on it with delight and hummed in happiness
This tastes great~! Thank you Mary~!
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>>1217290
> He lunges forward, showing his inner thigh and crotch to her. He places his hands on the top of his forward leg and points to the femur muscles.
All of the right here. I want to make this part stronger for endurance training. See what I mean?
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>>1217312
Mary a cute
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>>1217330
>She grabs the base of her flaccid cock, still dangling at 10 inches. She swings it and slaps your dick away.
What are you planning to do with it? Just jack off?~

>>1217395
Hmm, no part in particular~. Did you have something specific in mind?
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>>1217297
>Noa is both in awe of the cock and unsure what to do with it, so she starts gently stroking it while a powerful blush consumes her face.
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>>1217310
>her faces turns bright red as he nuzzles into her armpits, her plump thighs pushing together as she awkwardly trembled
Yes, thats...probably one of my sweatiest spots, dear

>>1217397
I see~ Leg lunges would work well, or perhaps squatting? Would you like a demonstration, dear?
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>>1217411
>anon keeps stroking
That's all I've ever done with it.
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When will we get a female character who doesn't drop everything to hop on a horse-sized dick?
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>>1217297
Awesome!
> He takes his pans off and approachs her, pulling her in for a kiss while wrapping his hand around her thick fat ass.
You're pretty hung, I'll give you that.
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>>1217430
When you stop being so painfully new.
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>>1217411
No, not really. But what do you want to?
>She seemed quite curious about her strange request
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>>1217430
When will we get more than one fucking anon playing ball(s)?
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>>1217395
>She moves her palm from under the piece as Sachi's teeth bite into it so that she can move it around and take the girl's hand and guide it to the food. As Sachi caught it in her fingers she let herself be just a harmless spectator to the cheerful meal
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>>1217430
When you play with Clownpiece!
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>>1217419
>anon licks both your sweaty arm pits until all the sweat is replaced with saliva
>anon continues down your back, and your torso, to the outside of your thighs, and down your legs, lifting each foot one at a time and licking the sweat from those as well
I can get your inner thighs next, but you'll have to spread your legs for me.
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>>1217419
Yes please if you don't mind. How are my glutes? Do they feel tight?
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>>1217454
"What the fuck is this shit. First fart barebque fetish in the shithole. Now there is armpit licking What the fuck."
>Sergei said, clearly annoyed by this, taking out a cigarette, smoking it.
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>>1217412
Is that all you got? Use both hands and put some work into it!
>Her bulbous head flares up as it squirts a small rope of precum at your feet.

>>1217424
Oh, a virgin? Surely you can't last too long if that's the case.

>>1217430
Sorry that a female wants a real dick and not one of those tiny things you have between your legs~

>>1217435
>Her cock quickly springs to life as you praise it and compliment it
Thank you~. Are you wanting to do something with it?~

>>1217442
Maybe I can stab you with my dick?~

>>1217449
I'll have to ruin your holes too some time.
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>>1217492
Horsey people don't interest me much though.
It's why I've never played with trixie
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>>1217492
I can last pretty long, I have a lot of experience with my hand.
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>>1217492
Maybe suck on it or give it a reach around. I'm more or less interested in that ass! How's mine?
> He removes his boxers to reveal his fat long cock.
It's not a horse cock like yours, but it gets the job done.
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>>1217454
>she spread her heavy, fat thighs apart as she bit hard on her lip and breathed deeply, a hand raising itself to brush her damp hair from her face
There you go, d-dear~

>>1217477
Oh, sorry~ Let me see..
>her hand snuck forward, diving under his crotch as her armed seemed to extend slightly. Her soft hand gripped gently onto one of his cheeks, feeling how toned and firm it was
My, they're very tight~
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>>1217515
>anon licks your sweaty inner thighs, and then licks the sweat out of your public hair, breathing deeply the entire time
Almost done. Based on how much your clothing was clinging to it, I think your ass is sweatiest of all. Quite a long workout was it? And those yoga pants don't let your skin air out at all.
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>>1217492
O-ok
>Noa's jaw drops a little at the size of the precum emission, then starts pumping with both hands as requested. They barely fit around it but that doesn't stop her
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>>1217515
Thanks! I've been hard at work! That feels good though... Tell me where else it's tight.
> He feels slightly aroused as he is groped.
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>>1217499
I guess cute little girls would struggle with something this big...

>>1217501
But could you last as long as me?~
>She takes her growing length and starts pumping it rapidly, causing precum to spatter out and pool between her feet.

>>1217512
>She holds up her cock to yours and inspects it.
Not as big as mine, but at least I'd be able to feel it... I suppose I can allow you to use my ass.

>>1217557
>She moans and throws her head back as you start stroking her length.
There ya go~.
>She runs her hand through your head and pushes down on your head.
Get down on your knees while your at it too.
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>>1217446
>She finished remaining portion of the cake and let out a satisfying sigh
That was very lovely~!
So, how have you been today Mary?
>>1217492
Um.... No thank you! I don't like that kind of stuff....
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>>1217538
It was~ And yes, my butt always gets sweaty the most..
>she turned, pulling the waistband of her yogapants free again as she wriggled them downward before the snapped past her heavy cheeks
Ohf, that feels so much better~ I should have taken these off far sooner

>>1217568
Hmm
>her hands now both grip at his hips before working there way around his front, feeling his tight thighs as her thumbs pushed against his groin
These are nice and tight too, you've done well~
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>>1217599
Wow, you make a lot of precum.
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>>1217608
>anon buries his face in your sweaty ass, licking the crack thoroughly, long slow licks up and down, savoring the scent and the taste
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>>1217606
>the*
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>>1217599
> He places his hand on her cock and strokes it. In the meantime, he sticks his finger up her ass
Thanks, I'm very proud of it. I look forwards to using your ass.
> He takes his cock and starts bullying hers with his. knocking it up and down.
Tell me... What is it that you want...
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>>1217606
So sweet and innocent!~

>>1217612
Well you wouldn't want this thing going in dry, would you?
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>>1217635
Go in? Go in where?
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>>1217599
>Noa wordlessly kneels before you, being brought face to face with the shaft her hands are working as it oozes precum
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>>1217635
You think i'm innocent~? Then you should know what i have done~
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>>1217608
Thanks! I've been practicing a lot of pelvic thrust as well... You should feel up those muscles as well.
> His cock begins to harden as she gets closer and closer to his member. Enlarging with excitement.
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>>1217635
"So. You are horse girl with dick? My name is Vladimir. I come from Russia and I like Vodka and Cigarette.
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>>1217606
It's been a long day...
>She sighed and looked back on the time passed.
Mercer is creeping up on me and being all sweettalk. He's a strange one
>Her cheeks slightly reddened and she raised a hand to chuckle in its' disguise
And I've been utterly unsuccessful in my quest to see boys make love to one another.... How about you, little ghost maiden? Has it been treating you well, this day of ours?
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