Zoo Thread, Now with 100% less Zoosadism,
So... who here has actually fucked animals before?
I really want to try but I can't have a pet where I live so am never alone with one.
I plan to get a dog once I move out of this apartment and get a house.
didn't know i had this much cat porn
Guilty. Dogs are great, studs and bitches. Mares are great. I'm at that magical "own a home and a dog" stage. Long term goal is to bed every fuckable animal out there. I'm a birdfag at heart though, so those species I'm most physically attracted to lie deep in the unfuckable category. Life is suffering, even for the privileged.
You'll end up in a good spot if you work at independence, anon.
Compare this thread to the previous one, it's like I'm hardly even on 4chan any more.
I'm not personally into zoosadism, but I'll stand and fall by their right to enjoy what they like.
I'm sure you've heard some interpretation of Niemöller's poem, for me, it's one I do not compromise on:
>First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out — Because I was not a Socialist.
>Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out — Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
>Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out — Because I was not a Jew.
>Then they came for me — and there was no one left to speak for me.
not trying to infringe on your rights, by all means make a Zoosadism thread if thats what your into
> Shitposting on this level.
Holy fuck anon. Let it go. Nobody is saying you can't post zoosadism, just that it needs its own thread, because a lot of people have a very strong reaction against it. It's not /pol/ where being jidf is a death sentence.
Just, fucking stop. Or at least post on topic while blasting your opinions. Standing back saying you refuse to post on content while complaining is literally the shittiest shitposting you can do.
I eat out my dogs pussy sometimes. Very very tasty i will add. I dont fuck her though, i got her at the humane society so she was already fixed when i got her and she is quite small especially for her breed (chocolate lab).
I have a chocolate lab too. She was a breeding dog for long time, and is now retired. I'm going to have her spayed soon because of the extreme risk of cancer having had so many litters.
We're enjoying each other as much as we can for now.
>Holy fuck anon. Let it go
S' cool, I'll stop. This is my last post. You have my word.
>Nobody is saying you can't post zoosadism, just that it needs its own thread
Last thread, it was acceptable.
Today it's not.
Tomorrow you'll say they need their own board.
Next week you'll say they need their own #chan.
I know how this shit goes, I've seen it happen time and time again, and I'm sick and tired of being a part of it.
>Or at least post on topic while blasting your opinions.
Fair enough, but as I already said, this will be my last post in this thread.
I guess I might as well kick the bee's nest on my way out, eh? Is this picture an acceptable contribution?
In the last thread it definitely would have been, but she doesn't look very willing, which means this might qualify as zoosadism.
So, is this picture OK or not?
Are you going to be the subjective arbiter of that?
Do you see what I'm getting at here?
It's amusing that even on 4chan, in a zoo thread on /trash/, some people still get self-righteous about fetishes
Where's it in the rules that its not allowed? Honestly, I've read the rules several times and I don't get where people get the idea that its not allowed. Its not illegal content. Its not loli or shota.
She was a breeder and had several litters before I got her. Shit gets more risky after every litter, so she really needs the spay.
Vets are taught that dogs should be spayed and neutered as soon as possible, but the hormones produced from sexual organs contribute to bone growth. It's a tradeoff between bone and joint health vs risk of cancer.
Yeah, that's clearly fine you autistic sperglord. Have a look at >>1143193, which is by the same artist and is of questionable consent. Nobody cares, and it's just dom/sub play anyway. People care when an animal is mutilated, raped to the point of extreme pain, and killed afterwards. That squcks the shit out of some of us. You're welcome to stay, and post, but just keep zoosadism in a containment thread. That's what /trash/ is all about anyway. Fuck, that's what a lot of 4chan boards are about. Anyone coming in your zoosadist thread and going full white knight is being a cunt shitposter.
Global rule 3 is not in effect, but people have gotten b& anyway. Furry is allowed though. Fucking mods.
And the realization sets in. "Did I just actually fuck a horse".
Yes you did, and it's something to be proud of.
Not really sure how to describe the taste but I could not get enough of it
Even if it was dirty I just loved eating it
I do not think she hated it I also do not think she liked it either, but I think she came around. Gave her a ton of attention even when I wasn't eating her out I also tried tasting her pussy but it wasn't as good and it's way too tight so she didn't like it
That's kinda not entirely true. It isn't EXPLICITLY illegal in many states but in these states bestiality is instead classified as traditional animal abuse. Funny thing is that if there was a witness to the act he or she can testify that the animal looked like it was enjoying itself and the case will often get thrown out immediately. That's why states like Florida just recently made the act illegal a few years ago, people kept fucking animals and they ENJOYED IT, and we can't have that in our delicate Puritan nation of arbitrary Judeo-Christian values.
Does it count as zoo as long as it's human X feral?
Whatever. If dragons were real I'd have a lot of suspicious scratches and scrapes. Rough love.
Running out of real animals. Have a fantasy cat instead.
The thing about dragons is they can follow whatever rules you want. I feel that they would need to be endothermic to support the metabolism required for powered flight.
Bestiality is banned in some states, and so is lolicon and shota. For example, fucking a donkey in Nevada is not illegal, but jerking it off to a lolicon depiction is a felony charge with a possible 10 year prison sentence, but the reverse is true in California, where jerking it to child pornography images that *do not involve a real child*, such as cartoons since they do no harm, is legal, but fucking a dog is illegal. Usually, what ever the Supreme Court refuses to rule on or set up decent definitions for Federal courts to use for pressing charges ends up being the responsibility of state governments, which can range from decent laws to computer illiterate Hitler.
All of of these laws can be overrided with a explosive rage otherwise known as 'obscenity laws', which can pretty much include anything. For example, all porn might be illegal under obscenity laws. It's almost the negative version of the first amendment and is possible a relic of more tyrannical times when pressing charges on nudists was socially acceptable, and hence legal.
I could be wrong and taking legal advice from me is a bad idea, I've struggled to learn any definite laws or regulations or even examples of such things from Google and Cornell.
So, it's just safe to say everything is illegal in the United States, I mean absolutely everything, but it doesn't matter until someone presses charges on you and manages to convict you, which is challenging. You're best defense is how much public rage is created when the government charges you, which I doubt covers neither of these topics. Praise be populism!
>be me today
>walk dog with mom
>he's on a leather leash and black collar
>tfw I'm horny as fuck walking him
>fuck you 4chan
>quiet country drive with family
>pass some farms
>big white horses
>try not to stare at dat ass
>"such cute little horses anon"
>tuck away boner in shame
>see someone walking their dog
>start checking out the dog
>implying that matters
I am not a cat. I am not attuned by evolution to cat dimorphism, like I would with most humans. What I first notice, I think, are the general form and features. The dimorphism is secondary.
But that's just me.
>getting a bear to trust you
>not knowing if the bear will go full postal on your ass
its a BEAR, not a horse... i dotn think you can tame a bear.. unless you raised it from a cub and it knows you are "mom" and not dinner
i want to see continuation of this dammit
never say never anon.
It happens, friend. Next time try to not cum for at least a few days before hand. Getting her all worked up really helps me too. Foreplay, teasing, oral, etc. to get you both in the mood, then use your fingers to really get her going, and then finally give her the D. It's easy to bring a mare to orgasm this way, and when she starts huffing and winking it just pushes me over the edge. She'll probably pee on you if you get her off though. I personally don't care about getting a bit wet, but some anons think it's gross for some reason.
Could you tell us the story of how you got with that mare?
here's some, not gay so I don't know if they are good.
Forgot to mention, full video's two minutes long, couldn't get the filesize down enough without turning the quality to shit
Come on, somebody else must have some horse pussy.
too scared to post porn or else I'd get some from infinitychan, posting youtube.
Not true. New stuff comes out of the woodwork every now and again. Usually it's posted on beastforum or gaybeast.
The content is rare to begin with, because most people aren't retarded enough to record this shit. The people that do record invariably fuck up the simple act of filming a porno with poor lighting, shaky handling, crap angles, and a camera shaped potato. Then they kill the audio and slap shitty music on it in a last ditch attempt at conserving privacy.
If you want quality, then be prepared to sift through hundreds of amateur videos. That, or go watch something made by professionals. It exists, but I don't know of anyone doing pro zoo vids today. Try searching for Petlust / Python International. It's good shit, but old enough that most everyone has seen it all.
TFW you will never breed horses professionally, selected for their sexual desire for humans....breeding the genetic urge for bestiality in them over generations. Until finally you have created horse breeds that aggressively seek to mate with humans.
I would not be surprised at all if dogs and horses become sexually attracted to humans as mainly a result of domestication.
I wouldn't be surprised if their domestication was mainly driven by us, either. Consider that most targets by zoophiles are either already domesticated or essentially undomesticateble.
Oh yeah, some are gone for sure if their numbering of videos is anything to go by. There are a ton out there though, but most of them are shitty low quality versions posted on crap websites by complete morons.
If you want to find actually good collections of zoo shit, you should start torrenting. The golden age of zoo torrenting died a while ago, but at least http://beasttracker.net still exists. If you want to start a collection, there you go.
Lots of mares will actually do this. When in heat they start getting really frisky, and once a mare has a good time with you she'll get even more forward. Flagging you from across a field, playfully nipping at you, backing you into walls with her ass, etc.
Scat is one of the most common fetishes amongst zoos for some reason
Much more common than the general population at least
Probably because there's ultimately not much sane stuff you can do with an animal.
> Scat is one of the most common fetishes amongst zoos
Didn't know this, have any sauce?
> not much sane stuff you can do with an animal
If making sweet love to an animal and giving them powerful orgasms isn't sane, then I'll take crazy.
> It's because it smells and feels so fucking good.
Horse shit doesn't really smell bad per say. Herbivore shit in general is pretty mild, but good? Really? Feels good too? I've shoveled a (literal, fucking so literal here) ton of horse shit in my time. I know exactly what it feels like, and it feels like soggy straw mixed with grain bits and wet loose clay. Hardly the most sexually inspiring material.
It smells and feels good to you, because you have a horse shit fetish, that's all.
>Didn't know this, have any sauce?
No, it's just my perception.
>If making sweet love to an animal and giving them powerful orgasms isn't sane
Did I ever imply it wasn't? That's obviously fantastic.
My point is that if you're going to have an animal-related fetish beyond being a normal zoophile you don't really have that many options that aren't somehow abusive.
Like horse shit.
> inb4 "what does horse shit smell like"
Not really very describable. How do you explain what a rose smells like to someone that's never smelled one? It's just impossible. It's nothing like human shit, or any other omnivore/carnivore. It isn't really all that bad imo, but is isn't a "good" smell. It's a bit distinct and pungent though. You won't mistake it for anything else once you know it.
You're just going to have to go out there in the world some time and find out for yourself. Go to a country fair. Take riding lessons. Horses are more than a great fuck and whatever other fetishes you might have revolving around them, they're powerful, capable, and at least somewhat intelligent animals.
I got ya senpai. A lot of fetish stuff works with zoo though, BDSM doesn't, and roll play only works for the human side, but cosplay is fine for the truly dedicated, so is body worship and other specific focus fetishes. Canine cuckold is popular with couples too.
So yeah, plenty of fetishes work with zoo.
That was his point, dingus. He was saying zoophiles were a big driver in domestication because we'd deal with all the woes of taking care of promising feral animals because we got extra benefits.
It's a crap theory, but it's logical and consistent in its crap.
Many rodents probably don't fall into either category, for example