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/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Not Strong Enough Edition


1080p Torrents
https://kat.cr/user/wuskydingo/uploads/

>Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ

>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu

>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android:https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS:https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8

>Extended Intro
https://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=9BfOx56KSxQ
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Strong Enough
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What do they taste like?
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>>1122376
That episode was amazing. I love the way Crewniverse rips on anime tropes
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>>1122460
Milky grapes
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why if the other thread its on page 5?
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>>1122055
Call me Ms-paint fag
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>>1122376
We're back baby!
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Is it even possible for time to move at a comfortable pace? Its either moving so fast its concerning, or so slow its agonizing.
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>>1122484
Please see
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Do you think YD is being a little too reactive?
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>>1122484
Jesus christ those /co/ fags are not making our case any better.
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>>1122376
Oh yeah? You think you are strong? I always win. Do your worst.
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>>1122499
banning the general sure was a great idea, huh?
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oh
BABY
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>>1122517
Yep.
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>>1122517
>tfw some of these are the work of falseflaggers still
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>>1122513
>I always win.
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>>1122460
What are these and why do you keep posting them?
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>>1122530
>only some
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>>1122541
What, I do.
Every battle I fight, I win in the end.
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>>1122499
and that thread is already deleted.

lol

the logic of these faggots

>generals are cancer
>multiple threads are cancer
>how dare you talk about popular cartoons on MY cartoon board
>is my instance that things I don't like are cancer working yet?
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>>1122549
They're Lapis Lazuli
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>>1122477
bump limit and image limit. /trash/ isn't as autistic about being on page ten as /co/
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>>1122538
What happened?
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>>1122562
I swear to god /co/ is the saltiest fucking board on 4Chan
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>>1122549
geodes

>>1122517
yes, we're better off here
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>>1122549
gem vaginas
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>>1122584
You got that right.
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>>1122584
It's pure shit, and it's completely dead thanks to banning everything popular. Empty threads last for fucking days now, that used to never happen in pre-mlp days. It's slower than /tg/ now.
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>>1122501
>rose
>your theory is stupid
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Salt is a crystal.
But can it be a Crystal Gem?
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>>1122617
Yes
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>>1122549
lappy eggs
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>>1122617
No crystal gems are just the name rebel Gems gave themselves, they actually have nothing to do with crystals.
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Ignore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NImLdyAwcWI
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>>1122376
>>1122513
So, warmachine, what are you going to do? Are ya gonna just stand around being useless, or hit me? I know you want to.
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>>1122501
Now we know that white diamonds weakness is water.
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>>1122584
Yeah, when I posting something about guilty pleasures (mine was breadwinners), they complained.
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I still don't understand how Pearl is a gem.

Real pearls are literally just calcium carbonate which is found in antacid tablets.
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>>1122646
>Processing
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>>1122617
>>1122621

9/10
10/10 if you didn't samefag.
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>>1120859
One thread later, oops. Rushed it at the end a bit, hope you like it anyways.
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>>1122685
That's cuz, properly speakin, she ain't. She's justa Pearl, af'er all.
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>>1122685
The metric for being a 'gem' in this show is whether or not it's used in jewelry, not actual mineralogy.
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>Note: this counts days where multiple episodes premiered back to back (gem glow/laser light cannon, Cheeseburger backpack/together breakfast, mirror gem/ocean gem, and the return/jailbreak) as single episodes as they share the same ratings
Average Ratings:
>2013 (episodes 1-7)
1.63
Highest rated episode is the premier (1.86), lowest is frybo (1.29), most average is Bubble Buddies (1.61)
>Pre summer hiatus of '14 (episodes 8-19)
1.47 (rounded up from 1.4675)
highest rated episode is giant woman (1.89, given a lot of hype (i think there was a countdown), lowest was steven the sword fighter (1.10, series low, first episode on a Wednesday and at a new time as well), most average is beach party (1.44)
>post hiatus episodes in 2014
1.87 (rounded up from 1.86933333...)
highest rated is Secret Team (2.46, series high, no idea why), lowest rated is Keep Beach City Weird (1.45, occurred during the Turner/Dish dispute), most average is Coach Steven (1.85)
>2014 as a whole
1.69 (rounded down from 1.69074074074)
most average episode is Garnet's Universe (1.64)
>2015 pre steven bomb 1 (36-44)
1.92 (rounded up from 1.91888...)
highest was On the Run (2.08), lowest was a tie between alone together and horror club (1.67, slow days for all of CN's shows), most average was marble madness (1.92)
>Steven Bomb 1
1.43 (rounded down from 1.432)
The highest rated episode was The Return/Jailbreak (1.70, it was a slow day for CN that week), the lowest was Rose's Scabbard (1.22, they barely advertised the first steven bomb on the channel itself), the most average was Political Power (1.42)
>Early season 2 and the season 1 stragglers (open book to reformed)
1.64
The highest rated was Story for Steven (2.00), the lowest was joy ride (1.34, slow day for the channel as a whole), the most average was Love Letters (1.67)
>the uninterrupted span of premiers in early '15 (warp tour to reformed)
1.71
the most average rated episode is the return/jailbreak (1.70)
to be continued
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>>1122707
NP buddy.
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>>1122564
>>1122590
>>1122591
>>1122624
Well they look fucking gross.
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>>1122712
Fuck those birds, Steve's looking fly as hell #YOLO
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>>1122591
no, this is a gem vagina
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>>1122727
Yeah, Lapis usually does.
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>>1122712
Original requester here, didn't expect it to go quite like that but still, very nice work!
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>>1122727
They're just rocks and they're cool as shit
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>>1122694
Come on, punch me. I'm wide open, huh. I really do hate you.
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Drop requests and receive some shitty mouse drawn ms paint pictures
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>>1122770
sardonyx and alexandrite magic show
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>>1122643

>Video about exploits
>Doesn't even travel to a single parallel universe

Disliked, unsubscribed.
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>>1122761
>sparring.exe was not found
>have a nice day
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>>1122770
yellow diamond vaping
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>>1122784
How many a presses did it take you to type that?
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>>1122770
Jasper fishing
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Peridot is my Wife
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>>1122797
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>>1122806
is she?
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>>1122806
No, she's an animated character in a cartoon and only exists as a binary construct.
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>>1122354
>>1122348
it were some sketch pages of girls getting boned in the ass, nothing reall espciall just really graphic and it had some microgirls over a dick and shit like that, mi mom yelled at me and was crying even tried to ground me from drawing.
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>>1122806
She's my waifu.
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>>1122806
That's not possible. She can't legally be married to the both of us.
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I want a Gem to squeeze my balls
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>>1122806
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>>1122826
Ugly
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>>1122813
Yes she is
>>1122824
Then somebody has to go
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>>1122839
We can all fuck her!
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>>1122806
She's also my wife. We can share, though.
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Why is she so hot?
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>>1122839
i want to cum all over peri-cherry's gem!
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Is there any state in which it is legal to marry a rock?
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>>1122734
Vagina Gemtata
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>>1122855
>"Look ma! I posted it again!"

Fucking kill yourself
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>>112285 5

Dont reply and he will stop.
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>>1122855
Oh come on, leave Zuke alone already.
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Is there anything Steven can do to make Pearl happy?
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>>1122877
He probably won't.
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>>1122862
In Sweden you can marry your own brother/sister. You can probably marry a rock there.
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>>1122886
Tell her to get over Rose and live your own life.
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>>1122734
>gemitals
LAWL
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>>1122888
You shouldn't have done that.
>Now all incestfags will go on a trip with there siblings to fuck
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>>1122886
Dye his hair pink and wear frilly dresses so she can live out her sexual fantasies with him.
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>>1122819
my parents grounded me when happened to me, i don't really remember what happened after, wasn't really graphic stuff though
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>>1122826
I want Pearl to apply pressure to Steven's balls.
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>>1122903
And use him as a living fleshlight again? Hell no!
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>>1122721
>Steven bomb 2
1.85 (rounded up from 1.846)
the highest rated episode is Sworn to the Sword (1.98), lowest rated is We Need to Talk (1.73), most average is Rising Tides/Crashing Skies (1.82)
>Steven Bomb 3
1.76
the highest rated episode is Historical Friction (1.88), the lowest is Friend Ship (1.65), the most average was Keystone Motel (1.73)
>post steven bomb 2015 (nightmare hospital to too far)
1.44 (rounded up from 1.436666...)
The highest rated was Back to the barn (1.59), the lowest was when it rains (1.36), the most average was a tie between Nightmare Hospital and Catch & Release (1.39)
>2015 premiers as a whole
1.69 (rounded down from 1.69081081081...)
Highest Rated was On the Run (2.08) lowest was Rose's Scabbard (1.22), most average rated was the return/jailbreak (1.70)
>Steven bomb 4
1.38 (rounded down from 1.382)
highest rated episode was It Could've been great (1.45), lowest was Log Date 7 15 2 (1.34), most average was The Answer (1.38)
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>>1122870
>>1122883

>I better keep giving him exactly what he wants, that'll make him go away!
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>>1122903
>sexual fantasies
You mean fusion right?
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>>1122925
the boy's determined to force his meme
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>>1122924
Once we drop the million viewers, SU will finally be cancelled. Expect the show to broadcast its finale on Season 3, in March 2018
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>>1122806
>Camp Pining Hearts is on
It was canceled after the Pilot
Don't you idiots ever pay attention to detail?

REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1122938
*Once CN's ratings for all shows go below a million they'll be treating all shows equally better
FTFY
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>>1122952
Here's your (you)
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>>1122903
>her sexual fantasies
You mean my sexual fantasies.
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>>1122951
There were more episodes, Steven just didn't want her to go even further down the rabbit hole.

It's SUBTEXT, anon
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>>1122795
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Which gem would be the best breeding sow?
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>>1122976
>Memetale
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>>1122985
Pearl.
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>>1122972
thank you, friend. it is wonderful
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>>1122975
>I thought you were the other type of indian and I wanted you to teach me how to rain dance.

fucking lol.
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>>1122964
>It's SUBTEXT, anon

When Peridot said "It's SUBTEXT, Steven" I had never felt more called out in my life. They knew. They knew it was me. I am so guilty, I'm sorry sucrose
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>>1122976
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>>1122991

who are you quoting?
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>>1123002
I still wanna fuck that cat thing.
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>>1122968
>yfw know your fusion is a different episode besides the classroom gems
>yfw it starts off by showing us all the fusions we know
>yfw after that, the gems fuse with Steven one by one in a dramatic fashion
>yfw Garnet unfuses just to tie up any loose ends anyone might have with Sapphire and Ruby potential.
>yfw
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>>1122794
COME on, you dirty fusion. I want you to hit me. Do it!
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>>1123001
That's what makes it one of my favorite episodes tbqh. They take our headcanons, lay them out on the ground, and then take turns squatting and shitting all over them. Adds a great layer of irony when people start picking apart the shipping chart.
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>>1123015
why? looks annoying and stupid
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>>1123015

It's a self-insert of somebody who worked on the game.
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>>1123027
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>>1122538
>>>/co/79267604
>BitS posts new Pearl art
>it gets deleted
>archive image server is still shitting the bed
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>>1122685
>pearls are organic byproducts.
>Pearl is partly organic.
>Pearls are more viable for organic crossbreeding.
>Rose could have used her Pearl as a surrogate mother.
>respecting Pearl as a person literally cost Rose her life.
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>>1123060
There's a reason why i'm always here
Don't call me Indexer for nothing
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>>1123060
/co/ is falling back to a general ban on SU.
theres too many mad autists going around flagging any thread.

So no general and no 'occasional' threads either. /co/ is run by the loudest complainers not the people who are actually there to discuss comics or cartoons.

Stay comfy in /trash/
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>>1123060
update your 4chan x
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>>1123051
Ah. I see. You saw through my act. You know what I'm doing, and have accepted your defeat. You already know that if you were to fight me, I win because I have proved you are a warmachine. If you do not fight me, I have achieved my goal of making you learn pacifism. You will face worse on Homeworld. Be strong against them without violence. Godspeed. I always win.
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>>1123002
Go back to /tug/
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>>1123099
good man
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>>1123102
God you people look so unbelievably stupid when you spout off shit like that. Go look on /co/ for two fucking seconds. They usually have an SU thread up.
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>>1123092
>Rose could have just simply adopted or had a normal baby but she wanted one that would breech the barrier of human and gem.
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>>1123099
wow! i didn't think anyone saw it.
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>>1123102
This threads have been becoming less and less comfy lately. There's too much noise, nothing new to discuss and there's also a considerably big group of people who despise drawfags because they can't draw themselves.
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>>1123133
*/utg/
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>>1123163
No, tug fits. Considering the material.
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>>1123138
How about you go to /co/.

They've deleted at least four threads I was lurking in the last hour and there's only one thread up in the catalog.

Maybe pay a-fucking-tention before spouting off.
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>>1123103
desustorage is the only one archiving images from co, aco and trash
It's gonna be pretty bad would it shit the bed on me, especially since sometimes I have to look for image hashes on it
>>1123147
If it's posted in a thread i've been in, It's probably gonna end in the folder
As long as alzheimer doesn't flare up on me
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>>1123184
Stop trying to pick your petty board war, it's not going to stick.
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>>1123016
I think I'd rather have each Gem have an arc about their relationship with Steven, and having the climax with each arc being them fusing, but that'd still be cool as shit.
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>>1122924
>Season 1A
1.63 (rounded down from 1.63130434783)
highest rated is Mirror Gem/Ocean Gem (2.34, given a lot of advertising hype), lowest was Steven the Sword Fighter (1.10, series nadir ratings wise), most average is Joking Victim (1.63)
>Season 1B
1.77 (rounded down from 1.7736)
Highest Rated was Secret Team (2.46), lowest was Rose's Scabbard (1.22) most average was Open Book (1.73)
>Season 1 as a whole
1.71 (rounded up from 1.7054166...)
The most average rated episode was cat fingers (1.71)
>season 2A (also season 2 so far)
1.59 (rounded down from 1.59269230769)
highest rated episode is Sworn to the Sword (1.98), lowest rated is Log Date (1.34), most average is Back to the Barn (1.59)
>series as a whole
1.67 (rounded up from 1.66581081081)
Most average rated episode is Love Letters (1.67)
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>>1123152
>there's also a considerably big group of people who despise drawfags

If by that you mean literally no more than 3 people, the same ones every single day. It's real easy to spot and ignore them. They were always here btw.
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>>1123194
It's not a board war you faggot. I'm not saying we raid anybody, I'm pointing out how the mods and users of /co/ are showing their ass for the dozenth time.

If it's so fucking great why are you here then?
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lap
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>>1123204
Where's my sub sandwich!?
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>>1123223
who fucking cares about a cartoon board

we're talking about one of the maybe 3 decent cartoons total that are out there. We don't need a whole board
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>>1123194
It is more of an internal struggle between board mdoerators and people who seek /co/ as only capeshit OR only animation
They're all just as bad as hitler in my eyes, and if there's way for me to avoid ever having to deal with a /co/ thread outside of generals, that'd be the way to go
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>>1123241
'Ere ya go luv
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>>1123152
I can't draw for shit and I love drawfags you fag

Even if they don't take my requests...
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>>1123152
They're not going to improve if you keep coddling them.
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>>1123274
And they're not gonna stay if you keep insulting them.
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>>1123215
Maybe you're right. But they sometimes turn the thread into pure shit.
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>>1123280
If they have such thin skin, they're not ready to be artists. Or adults, for that matter.
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Who's your gemfu and why isn't it in Pearl?
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>>1123196
>Steven bomb 4
>1.38 (rounded down from 1.382)

looks like the bomb format isn't working, maybe CN should take a hint and return to weekly episodes
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>>>/co/79268829
>There just like him
>mrenter
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>>1123289
my fellow d/ic/k
we just let them be
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>>1123292
>That's a hard and complicated question i may need some time to develop and think about thi-
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>>1122721
>>1122924
>>1123196
How does ratings work?

Can you please explain so I can understand these numbers?
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>>1123292
Peridot.
And it isn't Pearl cause she would fuck anybody. Even Steven.
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>>1123292
Ruby
and because Pearl a shit
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>>1123292
don't have one, i'd fuck em all tbqh
but if i had to pick one to fuck on the regular it'd be jasper
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>>1123254
many things get lost in the threads, you should ask if someone saved them (in case some where drawn)
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Hey /sug/
any drawing requests today?
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>>1120873
Here ya go, anon, this was a fun one.
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>>1123373
Steven and Greg shoveling snow
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>>1123289
Yeah, if they're going to be adults they should learn to ignore the dumbshits who insult them without offering any actual critique. This is a valid point.
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Sup guys, whatcha listening?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFDj3shXvco
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>>1123373
Draw what you think Steven's children with Connie and the Gems will look like.
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>>1123384
This with Amethyst as the shovel
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Is this bait?
>>>/co/79269060
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>>1123318

Okay so, a small number of american homes are selected to have a nielson box. these boxes record what you watch on your television and send it to the networks. then the networks pretend that this is a logical way of figuring out how many people watch a show, and use it as data to make business decisions.
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>>1123373
Sapphire causes snowmageddon
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>>1123373
Greg dressed as Ziggy Stardust
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>>1123391
https://soundcloud.com/unknownibiza/bobby-caldwell-what-you-wont-do-for-love-dave-allison-rework
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>>1123391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cno20onK9dY
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>>1123402
Quit linking your shit thread
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>>1123373
Peridot having her mind blown listening to Close to the Edge for the first time
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>>1123391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEFO_i8iUWY
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>>1123391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
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Taking one request. Expect it for the next thread.
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>>1123425
I didn't make it.
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>>1122802
enjoy
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>>1123443
Sugilite twerking
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>>1123292
Poil is a salty beta personality who wants someone stronger than her to be perpetually intimate because she's a greedy self-obsessed slut that wants to feel vicariously powerful over others.

It's simply how pearls are designed, you tie their entire ability to be happy to an imprinted loyalty. And Pearl has gone neurotic and bitchy because she can't obey her waifu anymore.

I literally cannot think of a more shit waifu, and I'm a Jasperfag who realizes his shit taste, so that's saying something.
You will not be able to provide for her emotionally twisted psychological needs.
Not only are you a pathetic hairy ape feigning intelligence, and thus beneath her, but you're probably pathetic even compared to the rest of the pathetic hairy apes.
You cannot make her feel strong, as when she was the "Terrifying Renegade Pearl", and because of that, she will never love you.
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>>1123443
this with jasper, except instead of shamefur it should say shameress
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>>1123443
Jasper punching a smiling girl in the face
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>>1123443
Steven, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Peridot playing Cards Against Humanity.
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>>1123437
Holy shit and I thought regular speedrunners were autistic. This is a whole nother level.
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>>1123391
do you actually care for what /sug/ is really listening to ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFYInXaGS8A
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>>1123443
Any of the gems like this
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i wanna kiss peri
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>>1123480
Seconding but with Peridot saying "I don't understand. How is this supposed to be 'funny'?"
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>>1123482

He's basically just repeating information the speedrunning community has known for ages.
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>>1123487
Well, yeah. If I didn't, I wouldn't be asking
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>>1123391
https://youtu.be/6BjSoxG1Upk
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>>1123496
me too
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>>1123496
Me too anon. She's pretty and sweet.
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>>1123487
>do you actually care for what /sug/ is really listening to ?

Not when it's meme rap!!!!!!!!
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>>1123402
I don't doubt it.
I'd rather have it than the series to end forever.
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>>1123496
You never will
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>>1123496
I want to fuck Peri's pussy with a coke can
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>>1123518
FUCK YOU, STEVEN
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>>1123550
She'll fuck him.
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>>1123402
Clearly.

But... if SU ever does get some kind of reboot in the distant future, I'm praying that it's not going to be some live-action piece of shit, or some "lolsoradumb" type show like TTG.
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>>1123462
That was cutting.

I don't think any gem would be good to marry a human. They die so quickly what's the point
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>>1123531
>Coke
>Not Mtn Dew
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How is Crying Breakfast Friends foreshadowing the whole series?
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>>1123553
Kill yourself, Steven!
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>>1123391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir0oZumGNok

And you better listen it too, motherfucker!
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>>1123376
I love it anon, thank you.
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>>1123568
That's why Rose killed herself Anon.
She knew and couldn't bear to be alone after meeting Greg.

The only gems that could stomach to be tied to a human would be ones that are ultimately callous to humanity and are only in the relationship for some object purpose.
Of those, I can only thing of Amy, Peridot, and Jasper

Amy for pleasure, Peridot for mentorship, and Jasper to feel powerful over these short lived apes that bleed.
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>>1123373
Steven and Connie watching the world burn.
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>>1123391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o-fxjuwEvA

Just getting ready for tonight.
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What would you do if you met the gems?
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>>1123628
Masturbate furiously
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>>1123628
Why is Rose having a cape sexy to me?
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>>1123376
>a pudgy jewish boy will never pop out of your birthday cake

Why even live?
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Is it me or this thread is having slow traffic?
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>>1123518
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>>1123373
Peridot with this body and face getting her pussy molested. Tears and an embarrassed face too please.
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>>1123531
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What are you doing right now /sug-trash/? I'm drinking cans of San Miguel by myself because I hate the houseshare I'm at right now and I am extremely bored.
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>>1123628
First, I would get on their good side. That's the hard part.
Then, I study them very, very carefully. Learn their weaknesses, strengths, etc., etc.
Then, I raid the Kindergartens and Gem buildings for power sources, building blocks of Gems and other resources.
Then I will build a reactor or generator. It can be any type, really, as long as it provides copious amounts of energy.
Then comes the tricky part.
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>>1123719
I'm on my computer jacking it while drinking rum and coke
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>>1123720
The tricky part?
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>>1123668
I want to molest pericherry.
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>>1123628
Tell those fucking aliens to get off my planet and take their war back with them.
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>this will never happen to you

why even breathe
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>>1123720
>This is where i betray them
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>>1123701
Indexer, is that you
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>>1123719
drawing some requests and listening vg music
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>>1123720
>Cont.
>>1123732
>>1123742
Yes, this is the tricky part.
Then I build molds and casts to put the fluids in.
The generator is activated, and the energy is channeled into the cast.
This, in theory solidifies the Gem without sacrificing the life-force of the planet.
Then I can make clones of the Crystal Gems.
Then I get to the really fun bit.
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>>1123720
>tricky part
Raise an army of gems to rule the world/make a harem?
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>>1123689
Hoshime?
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>>1123744
Who else would waste there time, reverse searching pictures and wasting imagespace?
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Once upon a time,
I was cursing in the Big Donut in Beach City
I called Lars a motherfucker
Steven cried about my vulgar language
He told the Gems in the temple that I got a nasty, filthy mouth

They threw me out the Big Donut (4x)

For the second time I told Lars to fuck off
I also told Steven to suck a male camel's dick
He got so tired of my bullshit
He told one of the Gems to throw me out
They then escorted me to the door

They threw me out the Big Donut (4x)

When I went back to the Big Donut that same day, I picked up a 2x4
I went behind the counter and clocked Lars in the head
He fell to the floor unconscious
Suddenly, Steven called the Gems on me
I then ran out of the Big Donut with a grin on my face being chased after by the Gems

They threw me out the Big Donut (4x)
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>>1123750
Is the really fun bit having an orgy?
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>>1123746
Pericherry molestation.
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>>1123734
>"taking questions is hard!"
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>>1123750
>THEN i betray them
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>>1123761
Ur mom OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>1123754
THEY DONT BELIEVE ME
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>>1123437
the guy in this video sounds five years younger and five times as intelligent as me, even though he's probably reading from a script

now I'm depressed
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>>1123750
Continue. This is interesting
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Re-posting from last thread:

Okay guys, I finished this Jasper fiction I promised. I have to say that this one was hard for me to write so I'm too confident about it.

A Freak Encounter http://pastebin.com/H3shhuL1

I hope you /freaks/ enjoy it, because Jasper is going to rape (you). I usually dislike the idea of writing with a character being the reader but after reading The Wackering I realized that if you limit how much freedom (you) have in the story by forcing their actions and not having them really speak it works out a lot better. Here is the greentext story that helped me with that concept, it's Stevonnie raping (you) and I think it's well written. I don't know who wrote it but kudos to you.

http://pastebin.com/RzSxXPL3

Also here is a link to my Steven x Pearl fic that I wrote earlier this week.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5794249

To the anon last thread who asked if they could link my fictions in their blog, I am perfectly okay with all of you using any story I write in any way you want. Enjoy.
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>>1123782
They don't believe ur mom OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>1123779
KILL URSELF OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>1123750
>Cont.
>>1123778
NO BETRAYAL.
>>1123765
How is that any fun?
Then I get to plug and play with Gemnetics and Gem mechanics.
What happens when I remove this facet, or take off that gene. Etc, etc.
Learn everything I can of how to unlock the true potential of Gems.
You see, the caste system makes very little sense efficiency wise, but when you take into account that it was built to keep the Diamonds in power, everything makes sense. Absolute order, no change whatsoever to incite rebellion.
I can change their psychology, their body. I can change their default form, I can change their shapeshifting.
Effectively, I have a refined version of the Cluster, built with specificity to what I want.
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Post yfw when we're already halfway through the hiatus
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>>1123719
about to crack some local NH porter with a horrible label. Sitting here staring at it. Is it too early? I woke up 2 hours ago yet I still feel compelled to drink the beer.
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>>1123823
KILL UR SELF OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>1123836
It's never too early to quit, anon!
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>>1123833
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>>1123836
Hey fellow NH anon
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>>1123833
>post yfw the hiatus is already halfway through us
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>>1123832
Dude, what isn't fun about having an orgy
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>>1123832
FUCK
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>>1123836
That's making me laugh. Why would you buy that gamer fuel
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>>1123719
Watching football in my dorm
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>>1123833
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>>1123719
I'm just staring at the ceiling making shapes with the random patterns on it.
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here's a picture of my favorite lady rock
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>>1123570
I know Pear is Pearl, who are the rest?
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>>1123719
I'm drinking cheap vodka and practicing drawing hands because I suck at it
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>>1123832
>>1123852
Too many cooks will spoil the broth.
>Cont
I could use this for a whole variety of things.
If Amethyst wanted to, I could give her complete control over her shapeshifting, no need to even keep a default form.
I could create Gem hybrid castes for specialized roles.
I could free Pearls from their built in need to serve, and instead replace it with freedom.
I could design weaponry that the world has never before seen. That even Homeworld has not seen.
My creations, my brood, shall be the liberators of the Gems. My progeny's blood shall water the lands of freedom.
And one day, when I leave this mortal coil, I shall laugh, and return to my love. No cremation for me. I shall be buried with my two true loves. My mortal one, and Gaea, the planet for whom I did everything.
And that is what I would do if I met the Gems.
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>>1123719
I'm studying derivatives and integrals, and then I'll go to see "Revenant"
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>>1123904
According to Crying for Help:

Sniffling Croissant - Steven
Spilled Milk - Garnet (but also Spoon)
Weeping Egg Cup - Pearl (neurotic and uptight) (but also Pear due to CfH)
Pining Grapefruit - Greg (sensitive older one who wishes he were a better role model)
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>>1123925
cool
i'd fuck em
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>>1123922
Those are pretty good actually
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>>1123839
>>1123829
Ur MOM WANTS TO KILL HERSELF OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>1123900
She's mine too
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>>1123939
oh that isn't mine. I noticed too late it was drawn by another /sug/ drawfriend
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>>1123846
hey now, I'm no alcoholic. I think it might be the snow.

>>1123848
I'm in MA, just picked up a bunch of local stuff on my way to VT. Used to live there though

>>1123857
It was cheap and has a pretty high rating on BA. Drinking it now and it's actually really fucking good
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>>1123496
I want to go clothes shopping with Peridot.
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>>1123292
Peridot
I've dealt in broken goods before and poil is like like a girl who can't get over her ex

Peridot is prime waifu material
She's so innocent and hardly knows Anything about the world
I just want to help her learn things about earth.

The thing I hate the most about Peridot is that she's currently subject to the waifu of the month faggots
As someone who didn't have a gemfu before Peridot became a bigger part of the show its kinda annoying to share her with people who are going to change as soon as another gem gets big probably gonna be a fusion next.
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Here's a game for /sug/, make a mask, post your face with it on.
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>>1111111
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>>1123970
excuse me sir but pericherry was my waifu when she had a panic attack over a cartoon waffle and squished a tiny adorable robot ball
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>>1123938
Christ, you people have no creativity.
I'd invent new *ways* to fuck them.
So intense, so passionate, that the world would never be the same for either participant.
Sexings so powerful that not even the mighty Diamonds could withstand them, only these children of the new era.
I'd create screwings so awesome that the whole world of consenting age would become some kind of sexual, even if they were asexual before.
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>>1123987
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>>1123987
It's not even mardi gras yet!!!!!!
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>>1123988
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>>1123987
Im doing this.
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>>1123988
I wanna fuck a duck
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>>1123987
Mom is that you?
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So what are your thoughts on the Opal AU and how do you think it would be handled if done officially.
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http://queenstalgems.tumblr.com/post/137939103075/i-would-give-my-life
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>>1123990
Ah that's fine, not everyone who likes her is Isa waifu of the month fag
It's just awfully prevalent
You of all people have more of a reason to claim to her than so many others
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>>1124063
Shit, I can't wait to see some normal-sized Amethysts, if only to help appreciate the good, small one
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>>1123987
Sure
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>>1123987
Does it have to be SU related?
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Any other Jasperfag who doesn't want her redeemed? Unless they can't pull it out without changing her personality, that is.
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>>1124063
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>>1124035
It'd be interesting, It removes the leadership from Garnet and splits it into Brain and Brawn, with Ruby being "the inferior one" creating a pretty visible imbalance compared to the original rooster.
Sapphire's future vision would make her a great leader, but a poor strategist, quite the opposite from what pearl is made to be in the show. Opal's strenght would be offset by her "forgetfulness" and you'd have a rock solid reason to work that shit hard and fast into her character. Ruby's seeming inferiority in this line up would also play a great role into making this whole mess work from a story progression viewpoint.
You only gotta make sapphire and Ruby SLIGHTLY bigger than in the show. So to make Garnet just as tall as Opal. Then you can get this shit rolling into a fire
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>>1123987
I EAT TABLES
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>>1124104
>>1124063
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>>1124096
No
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>>1124104
>>1124113
I wonder if their personalities would be the same
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>>1123462
This is the way you destroy a man's soul.
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>>1123987
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>>1124097
Why would they need to change her personality to redeem her? She's only ever done what she was programmed to do. She's not even close to being bad.
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>>1124104
>>1124113
It'd be cool to hear Michaela do a more serious voice for a normal Amethyst.
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>>1124118
Good, i made this one a week ago.
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>>1124120
I imagine a normal Amethyst would be like Jasper.
Amethyst is the way she is because of being raised on Earth.
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Fixed stevens pose from last night so he looks like hes crouching more.
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>>1124134
That shit is creepy af. Good job anon.
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>>1124134
Just in time for the x files premier
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>>1124122
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Pearl's pretty.
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>>1124150
BASED
A
S
E
D
...i love this AU
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>>1124150
>stevens a gem
>his daughter has a gem
how ?
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>>1124134
Noice mask Brosephine.
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>>1124150
By all means

please continue
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>>1124150
I hate you for doing that.
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>>1124134
Pretty hair, for a NIGGER.
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>>1124168
We've been over this already, it's crystalyzed semen and not a real gem
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>>1124160

Funny you should say that, when I saw the thumbnail my first thought was pic related.
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>>1124180
I didn't know niggers were white
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>>1124168
I dunno i just made up some shit like all 75 percent hybrids crystalize there body fluids. Don't think about it too much.
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>>1124097
Considering how badly they fucked up Peridot's former Snively 2cool4u personality, I doubt they can do it without changing her...
However to be honest we have seen very little of her beyond a hate for being outsmarted and an obsession with destroying Rose Quartz for reasons we still do not know.

We really don't fucking know WHAT her personality actually is.
That said, the best or only way redemption would be possible is if there was a common enemy, however the Cluster nor Yellow Diamond are applicable for her like they were for Peridot.

You'd probably have to have some kind of human villain try to break her, and Steven spits her back together, but I doubt there will ever be a human villain. The closest we have is Marty and he's just a dick to juxtapose with Greg, not a villain by any means.
As it stands, she's a pureblooded warrior, and the only way for her to come around is to fight in some kind of separate altercation on Earth.

Despite all that, You know what I would like though if she were redeemed? For her to never to call Steven by his name. To always call him "Rose Quartz"
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>>1124185
way to remind me of my childhood nightmares
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>>1124150
So hows steven going to punish her?
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>>1124134
Nice creepypasta mask/10
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>>1124211

Actually with the thumb like that it looks like a smug pepe.
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>>1124134
Make me one.
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>>1124199
>no possible human villains
Onion and Ronaldo seem pretty good candidates for me m8
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>>1124177
Come on m8 it ended on a light note.
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>>1124150
>Squatting
A нy, чики-бpики и в дaмки!
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>>1124134
Take another picture but make it really creepy.
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>>1124199
What about Renaldo? He did kidnap and almost torture Steven.
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>>1123952
show us your stuff anon
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>>1124232
I want the note I can jack my dick to. I respect the artist's intentions, but damn...
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>>1124230
Ronaldo is impotent and a clutz, he wouldn't be able to do anything, and Onion is a weird character where I'm not sure if he's a serious character or if he's just a running gag.

Having a Villain that doesn't speak though would be impossible in this case.
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>>1124240
You know who else kidnapped Steven? Sadie.
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>>1124230
Its gonna be revealed that Peedee is evil.
Besides, Onion is weird, and maybe autistic. He shows similar signs that my nephew showed.
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>>1124256
Yeah but Ronaldo seems kinda naive and obsessed with being important. Maybe he wouldn't be an antagonist on purpouse, but might get manipulated by someone else, I dunno.
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>>1124240
You know in hind-sight it'd be possible, but it'd require changing or "Developing" Ronaldo a bit to where he stops dropping spaghetti and actually does become obsessed with trying to destroy aliens.

He'd need to get 300% more /k/ and innawoods, but he seems he's already on the path.
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>>1124230
Ronaldo is an ineffectual boob who's relatively good at conspiracy theorizing.

Onion is just an experiment in how much weird you can get away with while stilling remaining Y-10/PG-13.

If Onion having a copy of his birthing is anythin to go by, the threshold is very high.
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>>1124267
Ronaldo gets sick of being called a freak and shoots up Beach City. I could see it.
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>>1124262
Sadie willingly kidnapped a child and Lars for possibly weeks just so she could get Lars's dick in her when he's at his weakest.
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>>1122685
They are servants manufactured with calcium carbonate.
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>>1124250
>>1124262
>>1124267
>>1124272
>>1124279
Ronaldo GETTING DANGEROUS could actually be awesome. Like, Homeworld has arrived, and soldiers are directly threatening Peedee. Suddenly, Ronaldo bursts in with a gun and starts kicking gem ass.
>GET AWAY FROM MY BELOVED LITTLE BROTHER
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>>1124262
>Maybe he wouldn't be an antagonist on purpouse, but might get manipulated by someone else, I dunno.

This. Ronaldo's got good intentions. He just wants 2 believe
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>>1124234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU
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>>1124211
i'm not trying to be rude but how old are you
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>>1124239
You asked
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>>1123384
>Steven and Greg shoveling snow
and
>>1123412
>Sapphire causes snowmageddon

I'm experimenting a bit so it looks rough....
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>>1124240

Has anyone ever noticed that Island Adventure and Keep Beach City Weird were back to back? And Space Race was not too far before them.

Were the writers just on a kidnap Steven kick or something?
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>>1124279
But basically the endgoal means that Ronaldo would have to be dangerous enough to pose a threat to Jasper herself, to attract her attention.
He'd have to have something happen to him thought where he no longer cares about his blog, and thinks that the gems are a massive threat.

Ronaldo could probably go fucking nuts and start slinging around propaganda and hold a coup over beach city, if you think about how easily the people of Beach City buy into Dewey's bullshit.
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>>1124234
thanks for the correction m8
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>>1123968
>my word it smells of coitus in here
mfw
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>>1124280
To be fair Lars really needs that holiday
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>>1124304
Imma zygote ;3 :D ^u^ O////u////O
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>>1124293
There's a couple posts in his gay blog about an object becoming someone's girlfriend and another about someone selling their soul for a girlfriend.

I was thinking it would be more into the lines of him somehow releasing/contacting a gem and being posessed/used by the power of sweet alien pussy.
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>>1124311
it's not even creepy its a QT mask
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>>1124311
OK, I'm spooked, good job
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>>1124311
This is pretty cash.
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>>1123987
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I need some Mr Maheswaran army shit.
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>>1124150
>by all means please continue
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>>1124337
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>>1124230
>onion
>human
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>>1123987

Not posting a pic of myself but I made a replica Stylo mask when I was in high school. Looked actually a lot like this one but mine broke a long time ago, the one in this pic isn't mine.
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>>1124249
Sorry i could not please you i just really suck at drawing smut.
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>>1124344
Tanks!
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>>1124311
hey i like it already i hope you hang around a while if you haven't already.
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>>1124367

Probably would have helped if I actually posted the picture.
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>>1124342
I just think it would be cool for Ronaldo or other hated characters to have a redeeming moment in the eyes of the fandom. Like, Lars returning the favor by saving Sadie's life. Or Lars yelling at some Homeworld goon "We're the only ones who allowed to make fun of freaks here, freak!"
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>>1124367
You are a ruse.
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>>1124293
It couldn't be a gun though, Sucrose has gotten away with Lesbians and Birth, but there's a bunch of crazy liberals that would react poorly to anything that isn't going to just...poof.. them.

Guys.
GUYS
What if Ronaldo scavenged a Gem Destablizer and somehow lucks up into making a weapon out of it?

We never found out what happened to Peridot's Gem Destabilizer or anything else that was part of the wreckage on Beach City?
We know that Ronaldo actively scavenges the beaches with metal detector like equipment.
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>>1124370
Don't get me wrong, it is very pleasing. My balls are just blue is all.
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>>1124378
Nigger poil
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>>1124388
Guns are all over cartoons these days. No one's gonna care accept internet retards who still think it's the 90's.
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>>1124312
It's pretty good actually.
Thanks.
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>>1124376
Aww thanks. Ive been here drawing stuff for a while now.
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more tied up gems
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>>1124388
That could work.
But she already got away with one gun.
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>>1124388
and then he gets brutally murdered so I can masturbate to it

Also Vidalia had a rifle, didn't she?
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>>1124199
you piece of literal fecal matter
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>>1124388
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>>1124388

>vidala
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>>1124405
you're welcome
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>>1124421
Thanks, I was looking for the full image.
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>>1124413
why is she in green hill zone
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>>1124421
Jorts suck!!!
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>>1123968
>>1124328
Buddy, I went full hysterical the first time I read that. I couldn't stop laughing for almost 15 minutes. My stomach was in pain, couldn't even breath a few times.
It probably wasn't even that funny for most, but I just couldn't help myself for reasons I don't understand.

I really want a drawfag to make a comic out of that last part.

>Steven and Peridot exit the fitting room, sweaty and smiling, disheveled.
>Suitcase Sam goes in.
>says those last lines.

What was the last thing that cost you your side /sug/?
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>>1124434
No you weren't
else you would have found it quite easily
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>>1124413
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>>1124436
because she was too fast
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>>1124388
>>1124423
I bet that he might use that gun in particular, if only because we saw it before.
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>>1124293

>Implying this wouldn't happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM0z0lD3iA0
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>>1124388
Why not both?
>Renaldo with a moist nugget and a destablizer Bayonet
>Causes gun and bullets to vibrate at poof frequencies
>Shoots her right in the goddamn nose
>Mentions something about "I guess all those hours into Modern WarFighter Three payed off"
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Make America Great Again
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>>1124454
>I guess you could call it
>Chekov's gun
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>>1124391
>he cant masturbate to the idea of getting caught raping someone by his father
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>>1123391
https://www.sounddogs.com/production-music/gramps-remembers-old-sounding-814311
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>>1124474
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>>1124474
requesting all drawfriends draw their favorite gem in Trump gear
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>>1124467
>He actually builds the Gem destabilizer into a gun
>"What, I took shop class before I dropped out!"
>"I'm really suprised you guys didn't think about making a ranged destabilizer before!"
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>>1124450
oh fuck i love this
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>>1124498
>Implying Poil wouldn't be a filthy Bern Communist
It hurts /sug/, hold me
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>>1124168
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>>1124467
>>1124503

Your fanfiction makes me cringe.
Ronaldo doing anything but getting his shit slapped by a gem is laughable.
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>>1124150
So what does Pearl think about Steven? Is she jealous over the fact that Steven has a daughter with Connie?
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>>1124522
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>>1124516
I'm sorry about your poor taste in gemfus.

Who would garnet vote for? Hillary? Rand?
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>>1124535
Except that's sort of the point. It's funny to think about.
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>>1124547
wew
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Ms. Sugar has secured her place in the history books for her empowerment of midgets and midget relations.
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>>1123987
Christ.
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>>1124585
why did you draw jonny test?
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Why do people feel the need to shit on this show so much in /co/?

Just because you watch and enjoy something doesn't mean that you're not at all aware of the flaws it has.
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