/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Not Strong Enough Edition
>Season 1 and 2:
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Is it even possible for time to move at a comfortable pace? Its either moving so fast its concerning, or so slow its agonizing.
Jesus christ those /co/ fags are not making our case any better.
Oh yeah? You think you are strong? I always win. Do your worst.
>tfw some of these are the work of falseflaggers still
What, I do.
Every battle I fight, I win in the end.
and that thread is already deleted.
the logic of these faggots
>generals are cancer
>multiple threads are cancer
>how dare you talk about popular cartoons on MY cartoon board
>is my instance that things I don't like are cancer working yet?
It's pure shit, and it's completely dead thanks to banning everything popular. Empty threads last for fucking days now, that used to never happen in pre-mlp days. It's slower than /tg/ now.
I still don't understand how Pearl is a gem.
Real pearls are literally just calcium carbonate which is found in antacid tablets.
One thread later, oops. Rushed it at the end a bit, hope you like it anyways.
>Note: this counts days where multiple episodes premiered back to back (gem glow/laser light cannon, Cheeseburger backpack/together breakfast, mirror gem/ocean gem, and the return/jailbreak) as single episodes as they share the same ratings
>2013 (episodes 1-7)
Highest rated episode is the premier (1.86), lowest is frybo (1.29), most average is Bubble Buddies (1.61)
>Pre summer hiatus of '14 (episodes 8-19)
1.47 (rounded up from 1.4675)
highest rated episode is giant woman (1.89, given a lot of hype (i think there was a countdown), lowest was steven the sword fighter (1.10, series low, first episode on a Wednesday and at a new time as well), most average is beach party (1.44)
>post hiatus episodes in 2014
1.87 (rounded up from 1.86933333...)
highest rated is Secret Team (2.46, series high, no idea why), lowest rated is Keep Beach City Weird (1.45, occurred during the Turner/Dish dispute), most average is Coach Steven (1.85)
>2014 as a whole
1.69 (rounded down from 1.69074074074)
most average episode is Garnet's Universe (1.64)
>2015 pre steven bomb 1 (36-44)
1.92 (rounded up from 1.91888...)
highest was On the Run (2.08), lowest was a tie between alone together and horror club (1.67, slow days for all of CN's shows), most average was marble madness (1.92)
>Steven Bomb 1
1.43 (rounded down from 1.432)
The highest rated episode was The Return/Jailbreak (1.70, it was a slow day for CN that week), the lowest was Rose's Scabbard (1.22, they barely advertised the first steven bomb on the channel itself), the most average was Political Power (1.42)
>Early season 2 and the season 1 stragglers (open book to reformed)
The highest rated was Story for Steven (2.00), the lowest was joy ride (1.34, slow day for the channel as a whole), the most average was Love Letters (1.67)
>the uninterrupted span of premiers in early '15 (warp tour to reformed)
the most average rated episode is the return/jailbreak (1.70)
to be continued
no, this is a gem vagina
They're just rocks and they're cool as shit
Drop requests and receive some shitty mouse drawn ms paint pictures
>sparring.exe was not found
>have a nice day
it were some sketch pages of girls getting boned in the ass, nothing reall espciall just really graphic and it had some microgirls over a dick and shit like that, mi mom yelled at me and was crying even tried to ground me from drawing.
I want a Gem to squeeze my balls
>"Look ma! I posted it again!"
Fucking kill yourself
Is there anything Steven can do to make Pearl happy?
I want Pearl to apply pressure to Steven's balls.
>Steven bomb 2
1.85 (rounded up from 1.846)
the highest rated episode is Sworn to the Sword (1.98), lowest rated is We Need to Talk (1.73), most average is Rising Tides/Crashing Skies (1.82)
>Steven Bomb 3
the highest rated episode is Historical Friction (1.88), the lowest is Friend Ship (1.65), the most average was Keystone Motel (1.73)
>post steven bomb 2015 (nightmare hospital to too far)
1.44 (rounded up from 1.436666...)
The highest rated was Back to the barn (1.59), the lowest was when it rains (1.36), the most average was a tie between Nightmare Hospital and Catch & Release (1.39)
>2015 premiers as a whole
1.69 (rounded down from 1.69081081081...)
Highest Rated was On the Run (2.08) lowest was Rose's Scabbard (1.22), most average rated was the return/jailbreak (1.70)
>Steven bomb 4
1.38 (rounded down from 1.382)
highest rated episode was It Could've been great (1.45), lowest was Log Date 7 15 2 (1.34), most average was The Answer (1.38)
>Camp Pining Hearts is on
It was canceled after the Pilot
Don't you idiots ever pay attention to detail?
>her sexual fantasies
You mean my sexual fantasies.
>yfw know your fusion is a different episode besides the classroom gems
>yfw it starts off by showing us all the fusions we know
>yfw after that, the gems fuse with Steven one by one in a dramatic fashion
>yfw Garnet unfuses just to tie up any loose ends anyone might have with Sapphire and Ruby potential.
COME on, you dirty fusion. I want you to hit me. Do it!
That's what makes it one of my favorite episodes tbqh. They take our headcanons, lay them out on the ground, and then take turns squatting and shitting all over them. Adds a great layer of irony when people start picking apart the shipping chart.
>BitS posts new Pearl art
>it gets deleted
>archive image server is still shitting the bed
>pearls are organic byproducts.
>Pearl is partly organic.
>Pearls are more viable for organic crossbreeding.
>Rose could have used her Pearl as a surrogate mother.
>respecting Pearl as a person literally cost Rose her life.
There's a reason why i'm always here
Don't call me Indexer for nothing
/co/ is falling back to a general ban on SU.
theres too many mad autists going around flagging any thread.
So no general and no 'occasional' threads either. /co/ is run by the loudest complainers not the people who are actually there to discuss comics or cartoons.
Stay comfy in /trash/
Ah. I see. You saw through my act. You know what I'm doing, and have accepted your defeat. You already know that if you were to fight me, I win because I have proved you are a warmachine. If you do not fight me, I have achieved my goal of making you learn pacifism. You will face worse on Homeworld. Be strong against them without violence. Godspeed. I always win.
>Rose could have just simply adopted or had a normal baby but she wanted one that would breech the barrier of human and gem.
This threads have been becoming less and less comfy lately. There's too much noise, nothing new to discuss and there's also a considerably big group of people who despise drawfags because they can't draw themselves.
How about you go to /co/.
They've deleted at least four threads I was lurking in the last hour and there's only one thread up in the catalog.
Maybe pay a-fucking-tention before spouting off.
desustorage is the only one archiving images from co, aco and trash
It's gonna be pretty bad would it shit the bed on me, especially since sometimes I have to look for image hashes on it
If it's posted in a thread i've been in, It's probably gonna end in the folder
As long as alzheimer doesn't flare up on me
I think I'd rather have each Gem have an arc about their relationship with Steven, and having the climax with each arc being them fusing, but that'd still be cool as shit.
1.63 (rounded down from 1.63130434783)
highest rated is Mirror Gem/Ocean Gem (2.34, given a lot of advertising hype), lowest was Steven the Sword Fighter (1.10, series nadir ratings wise), most average is Joking Victim (1.63)
1.77 (rounded down from 1.7736)
Highest Rated was Secret Team (2.46), lowest was Rose's Scabbard (1.22) most average was Open Book (1.73)
>Season 1 as a whole
1.71 (rounded up from 1.7054166...)
The most average rated episode was cat fingers (1.71)
>season 2A (also season 2 so far)
1.59 (rounded down from 1.59269230769)
highest rated episode is Sworn to the Sword (1.98), lowest rated is Log Date (1.34), most average is Back to the Barn (1.59)
>series as a whole
1.67 (rounded up from 1.66581081081)
Most average rated episode is Love Letters (1.67)
>there's also a considerably big group of people who despise drawfags
If by that you mean literally no more than 3 people, the same ones every single day. It's real easy to spot and ignore them. They were always here btw.
It's not a board war you faggot. I'm not saying we raid anybody, I'm pointing out how the mods and users of /co/ are showing their ass for the dozenth time.
If it's so fucking great why are you here then?
It is more of an internal struggle between board mdoerators and people who seek /co/ as only capeshit OR only animation
They're all just as bad as hitler in my eyes, and if there's way for me to avoid ever having to deal with a /co/ thread outside of generals, that'd be the way to go
I can't draw for shit and I love drawfags you fag
Even if they don't take my requests...
>That's a hard and complicated question i may need some time to develop and think about thi-
don't have one, i'd fuck em all tbqh
but if i had to pick one to fuck on the regular it'd be jasper
Here ya go, anon, this was a fun one.
Okay so, a small number of american homes are selected to have a nielson box. these boxes record what you watch on your television and send it to the networks. then the networks pretend that this is a logical way of figuring out how many people watch a show, and use it as data to make business decisions.
Peridot having her mind blown listening to Close to the Edge for the first time
Poil is a salty beta personality who wants someone stronger than her to be perpetually intimate because she's a greedy self-obsessed slut that wants to feel vicariously powerful over others.
It's simply how pearls are designed, you tie their entire ability to be happy to an imprinted loyalty. And Pearl has gone neurotic and bitchy because she can't obey her waifu anymore.
I literally cannot think of a more shit waifu, and I'm a Jasperfag who realizes his shit taste, so that's saying something.
You will not be able to provide for her emotionally twisted psychological needs.
Not only are you a pathetic hairy ape feigning intelligence, and thus beneath her, but you're probably pathetic even compared to the rest of the pathetic hairy apes.
You cannot make her feel strong, as when she was the "Terrifying Renegade Pearl", and because of that, she will never love you.
this with jasper, except instead of shamefur it should say shameress
do you actually care for what /sug/ is really listening to ?
I want to fuck Peri's pussy with a coke can
But... if SU ever does get some kind of reboot in the distant future, I'm praying that it's not going to be some live-action piece of shit, or some "lolsoradumb" type show like TTG.
That's why Rose killed herself Anon.
She knew and couldn't bear to be alone after meeting Greg.
The only gems that could stomach to be tied to a human would be ones that are ultimately callous to humanity and are only in the relationship for some object purpose.
Of those, I can only thing of Amy, Peridot, and Jasper
Amy for pleasure, Peridot for mentorship, and Jasper to feel powerful over these short lived apes that bleed.
>a pudgy jewish boy will never pop out of your birthday cake
Why even live?
Peridot with this body and face getting her pussy molested. Tears and an embarrassed face too please.
First, I would get on their good side. That's the hard part.
Then, I study them very, very carefully. Learn their weaknesses, strengths, etc., etc.
Then, I raid the Kindergartens and Gem buildings for power sources, building blocks of Gems and other resources.
Then I will build a reactor or generator. It can be any type, really, as long as it provides copious amounts of energy.
Then comes the tricky part.
Yes, this is the tricky part.
Then I build molds and casts to put the fluids in.
The generator is activated, and the energy is channeled into the cast.
This, in theory solidifies the Gem without sacrificing the life-force of the planet.
Then I can make clones of the Crystal Gems.
Then I get to the really fun bit.
Once upon a time,
I was cursing in the Big Donut in Beach City
I called Lars a motherfucker
Steven cried about my vulgar language
He told the Gems in the temple that I got a nasty, filthy mouth
They threw me out the Big Donut (4x)
For the second time I told Lars to fuck off
I also told Steven to suck a male camel's dick
He got so tired of my bullshit
He told one of the Gems to throw me out
They then escorted me to the door
They threw me out the Big Donut (4x)
When I went back to the Big Donut that same day, I picked up a 2x4
I went behind the counter and clocked Lars in the head
He fell to the floor unconscious
Suddenly, Steven called the Gems on me
I then ran out of the Big Donut with a grin on my face being chased after by the Gems
They threw me out the Big Donut (4x)
Ur mom OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the guy in this video sounds five years younger and five times as intelligent as me, even though he's probably reading from a script
now I'm depressed
Re-posting from last thread:
Okay guys, I finished this Jasper fiction I promised. I have to say that this one was hard for me to write so I'm too confident about it.
A Freak Encounter http://pastebin.com/H3shhuL1
I hope you /freaks/ enjoy it, because Jasper is going to rape (you). I usually dislike the idea of writing with a character being the reader but after reading The Wackering I realized that if you limit how much freedom (you) have in the story by forcing their actions and not having them really speak it works out a lot better. Here is the greentext story that helped me with that concept, it's Stevonnie raping (you) and I think it's well written. I don't know who wrote it but kudos to you.
Also here is a link to my Steven x Pearl fic that I wrote earlier this week.
To the anon last thread who asked if they could link my fictions in their blog, I am perfectly okay with all of you using any story I write in any way you want. Enjoy.
They don't believe ur mom OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How is that any fun?
Then I get to plug and play with Gemnetics and Gem mechanics.
What happens when I remove this facet, or take off that gene. Etc, etc.
Learn everything I can of how to unlock the true potential of Gems.
You see, the caste system makes very little sense efficiency wise, but when you take into account that it was built to keep the Diamonds in power, everything makes sense. Absolute order, no change whatsoever to incite rebellion.
I can change their psychology, their body. I can change their default form, I can change their shapeshifting.
Effectively, I have a refined version of the Cluster, built with specificity to what I want.
Post yfw when we're already halfway through the hiatus
about to crack some local NH porter with a horrible label. Sitting here staring at it. Is it too early? I woke up 2 hours ago yet I still feel compelled to drink the beer.
KILL UR SELF OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>post yfw the hiatus is already halfway through us
I'm just staring at the ceiling making shapes with the random patterns on it.
I'm drinking cheap vodka and practicing drawing hands because I suck at it
Too many cooks will spoil the broth.
I could use this for a whole variety of things.
If Amethyst wanted to, I could give her complete control over her shapeshifting, no need to even keep a default form.
I could create Gem hybrid castes for specialized roles.
I could free Pearls from their built in need to serve, and instead replace it with freedom.
I could design weaponry that the world has never before seen. That even Homeworld has not seen.
My creations, my brood, shall be the liberators of the Gems. My progeny's blood shall water the lands of freedom.
And one day, when I leave this mortal coil, I shall laugh, and return to my love. No cremation for me. I shall be buried with my two true loves. My mortal one, and Gaea, the planet for whom I did everything.
And that is what I would do if I met the Gems.
According to Crying for Help:
Sniffling Croissant - Steven
Spilled Milk - Garnet (but also Spoon)
Weeping Egg Cup - Pearl (neurotic and uptight) (but also Pear due to CfH)
Pining Grapefruit - Greg (sensitive older one who wishes he were a better role model)
Ur MOM WANTS TO KILL HERSELF OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh that isn't mine. I noticed too late it was drawn by another /sug/ drawfriend
I want to go clothes shopping with Peridot.
I've dealt in broken goods before and poil is like like a girl who can't get over her ex
Peridot is prime waifu material
She's so innocent and hardly knows Anything about the world
I just want to help her learn things about earth.
The thing I hate the most about Peridot is that she's currently subject to the waifu of the month faggots
As someone who didn't have a gemfu before Peridot became a bigger part of the show its kinda annoying to share her with people who are going to change as soon as another gem gets big probably gonna be a fusion next.
Christ, you people have no creativity.
I'd invent new *ways* to fuck them.
So intense, so passionate, that the world would never be the same for either participant.
Sexings so powerful that not even the mighty Diamonds could withstand them, only these children of the new era.
I'd create screwings so awesome that the whole world of consenting age would become some kind of sexual, even if they were asexual before.
So what are your thoughts on the Opal AU and how do you think it would be handled if done officially.
Any other Jasperfag who doesn't want her redeemed? Unless they can't pull it out without changing her personality, that is.
It'd be interesting, It removes the leadership from Garnet and splits it into Brain and Brawn, with Ruby being "the inferior one" creating a pretty visible imbalance compared to the original rooster.
Sapphire's future vision would make her a great leader, but a poor strategist, quite the opposite from what pearl is made to be in the show. Opal's strenght would be offset by her "forgetfulness" and you'd have a rock solid reason to work that shit hard and fast into her character. Ruby's seeming inferiority in this line up would also play a great role into making this whole mess work from a story progression viewpoint.
You only gotta make sapphire and Ruby SLIGHTLY bigger than in the show. So to make Garnet just as tall as Opal. Then you can get this shit rolling into a fire
This is the way you destroy a man's soul.
Fixed stevens pose from last night so he looks like hes crouching more.
Funny you should say that, when I saw the thumbnail my first thought was pic related.
Considering how badly they fucked up Peridot's former Snively 2cool4u personality, I doubt they can do it without changing her...
However to be honest we have seen very little of her beyond a hate for being outsmarted and an obsession with destroying Rose Quartz for reasons we still do not know.
We really don't fucking know WHAT her personality actually is.
That said, the best or only way redemption would be possible is if there was a common enemy, however the Cluster nor Yellow Diamond are applicable for her like they were for Peridot.
You'd probably have to have some kind of human villain try to break her, and Steven spits her back together, but I doubt there will ever be a human villain. The closest we have is Marty and he's just a dick to juxtapose with Greg, not a villain by any means.
As it stands, she's a pureblooded warrior, and the only way for her to come around is to fight in some kind of separate altercation on Earth.
Despite all that, You know what I would like though if she were redeemed? For her to never to call Steven by his name. To always call him "Rose Quartz"
>no possible human villains
Onion and Ronaldo seem pretty good candidates for me m8
Ronaldo is impotent and a clutz, he wouldn't be able to do anything, and Onion is a weird character where I'm not sure if he's a serious character or if he's just a running gag.
Having a Villain that doesn't speak though would be impossible in this case.
You know in hind-sight it'd be possible, but it'd require changing or "Developing" Ronaldo a bit to where he stops dropping spaghetti and actually does become obsessed with trying to destroy aliens.
He'd need to get 300% more /k/ and innawoods, but he seems he's already on the path.
Ronaldo is an ineffectual boob who's relatively good at conspiracy theorizing.
Onion is just an experiment in how much weird you can get away with while stilling remaining Y-10/PG-13.
If Onion having a copy of his birthing is anythin to go by, the threshold is very high.
i'm not trying to be rude but how old are you
Has anyone ever noticed that Island Adventure and Keep Beach City Weird were back to back? And Space Race was not too far before them.
Were the writers just on a kidnap Steven kick or something?
But basically the endgoal means that Ronaldo would have to be dangerous enough to pose a threat to Jasper herself, to attract her attention.
He'd have to have something happen to him thought where he no longer cares about his blog, and thinks that the gems are a massive threat.
Ronaldo could probably go fucking nuts and start slinging around propaganda and hold a coup over beach city, if you think about how easily the people of Beach City buy into Dewey's bullshit.
There's a couple posts in his gay blog about an object becoming someone's girlfriend and another about someone selling their soul for a girlfriend.
I was thinking it would be more into the lines of him somehow releasing/contacting a gem and being posessed/used by the power of sweet alien pussy.
Not posting a pic of myself but I made a replica Stylo mask when I was in high school. Looked actually a lot like this one but mine broke a long time ago, the one in this pic isn't mine.
hey i like it already i hope you hang around a while if you haven't already.
Probably would have helped if I actually posted the picture.
I just think it would be cool for Ronaldo or other hated characters to have a redeeming moment in the eyes of the fandom. Like, Lars returning the favor by saving Sadie's life. Or Lars yelling at some Homeworld goon "We're the only ones who allowed to make fun of freaks here, freak!"
It couldn't be a gun though, Sucrose has gotten away with Lesbians and Birth, but there's a bunch of crazy liberals that would react poorly to anything that isn't going to just...poof.. them.
What if Ronaldo scavenged a Gem Destablizer and somehow lucks up into making a weapon out of it?
We never found out what happened to Peridot's Gem Destabilizer or anything else that was part of the wreckage on Beach City?
We know that Ronaldo actively scavenges the beaches with metal detector like equipment.
you piece of literal fecal matter
Buddy, I went full hysterical the first time I read that. I couldn't stop laughing for almost 15 minutes. My stomach was in pain, couldn't even breath a few times.
It probably wasn't even that funny for most, but I just couldn't help myself for reasons I don't understand.
I really want a drawfag to make a comic out of that last part.
>Steven and Peridot exit the fitting room, sweaty and smiling, disheveled.
>Suitcase Sam goes in.
>says those last lines.
What was the last thing that cost you your side /sug/?
Why not both?
>Renaldo with a moist nugget and a destablizer Bayonet
>Causes gun and bullets to vibrate at poof frequencies
>Shoots her right in the goddamn nose
>Mentions something about "I guess all those hours into Modern WarFighter Three payed off"
>he cant masturbate to the idea of getting caught raping someone by his father
requesting all drawfriends draw their favorite gem in Trump gear
>He actually builds the Gem destabilizer into a gun
>"What, I took shop class before I dropped out!"
>"I'm really suprised you guys didn't think about making a ranged destabilizer before!"
I'm sorry about your poor taste in gemfus.
Who would garnet vote for? Hillary? Rand?
Why do people feel the need to shit on this show so much in /co/?
Just because you watch and enjoy something doesn't mean that you're not at all aware of the flaws it has.
totally needs to be an actual mask step up that game anon
That's part of the idea.
The dopey shitty useless filler joke character becoming important to the plot is like a joke in and of itself.
Lord knows Sucrose needs to do SOMETHING with these shitty monkeys she's got running around.
Greg is literally the only decent human character.
>Greg is literally the only decent human character.