/sug/ - Steven Universe General
I Love You Rosus Quartz Edition
>Season 1 and 2:
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
>something the show is good at
Bullshit. The characters practically forget what they've learned within two episodes. It's just like every other children's cartoon out there except the crew want to give it a linear pseudo-plot so kids could follow it.
>Look, the characters changed outfits for all episodes to come. Wow. 'There are no accidents', amirite guys?
>It was all foreshadowing! The one person is really two people! And everybody knows they're two people now! Amazing, huh?
>You will never pay Peridot $4 to give you a lap dance while lying about the value of U.S. currency
She's too pure. Why don't you fuck a slutty gem like Amy?
>not telling her coins are made of extremely valuable metals and paying her 3 nickels and a penny from the change in your car's ashtray to grind and rub her soft round ass on your cock
>You will never insist she can live for months off a quarter because its so big, and get her to let you fuck her ass for 25 cents
After the Lapis arc which spans for 10 episodes.
>It's a Amethyst whines about being a kindergarten gem episode
Technically she could, what with not needing to eat.
>tfw she knows you're lying but just likes slutting with you
>You will never snuggle with Amy and tell her that she is the most beautiful, wonderful gem in the universe, so she feels better about herself.
>Her fw you'll buy her cute clothes if she lets you fuck her in increasingly kinky ways
I'm off to bed
I apologise about last thread, by the way
have some old art
>snuggling with Amethyst
>wanting her stench and filth on you
I hope you like influenza.
before I hit the hay
can't say no to a fellow /freak/
>SU crossover with the worst band on the planet
>yfw the gems will never respect steven for who he is and not because of rose
>You will never take a bath or go to the beach with Amy to help her wash herself, and firmly but gently rub every part of her holo-mass
The only way to help the Clusters is to fuse with them and pull the shards of thought together while fused and Steven's the only one willing to do it.
What does their fusion music sound like?
Visit the site. They have human and more
And they only had the Peridot color in August, but for all of this January you can get it again as part of a special promotion.
Plus, the opal color...jaw-dropping
Eat it up /freak/, you'll need the energy to survive suicide watch when Jasper gets bubbled and forgotten.
Wow what the fuck do you have against smurfs you fucking racist
>Note: this counts days where multiple episodes premiered back to back (gem glow/laser light cannon, Cheeseburger backpack/together breakfast, mirror gem/ocean gem, and the return/jailbreak) as single episodes as they share the same ratings
>2013 (episodes 1-7)
Highest rated episode is the premier (1.86), lowest is frybo (1.29), most average is Bubble Buddies (1.61)
>Pre summer hiatus of '14 (episodes 8-19)
1.47 (rounded up from 1.4675)
highest rated episode is giant woman (1.89, given a lot of hype (i think there was a countdown), lowest was steven the sword fighter (1.10, series low, first episode on a Wednesday and at a new time as well), most average is beach party (1.44)
>post hiatus episodes in 2014
1.87 (rounded up from 1.86933333...)
highest rated is Secret Team (2.46, series high, no idea why), lowest rated is Keep Beach City Weird (1.45, occurred during the Turner/Dish dispute), most average is Coach Steven (1.85)
>2014 as a whole
1.69 (rounded down from 1.69074074074)
most average episode is Garnet's Universe (1.64)
>2015 pre steven bomb 1 (36-44)
1.92 (rounded up from 1.91888...)
highest was On the Run (2.08), lowest was a tie between alone together and horror club (1.67, slow days for all of CN's shows), most average was marble madness (1.92)
I'd continue but I gotta hit the hay
>it's a forced fusion feels episode
I don't have any idea why i decided to do this when im sick. but its done
>Just finished my workout.
>Lfiting for Jasper because I'm autistic.
>Now I'm shitposting with fellow /freaks/
Feels good mang.
good short one tonight yall!!!
The door to the Fryman home opens quietly, and a hand truck, stacked to the top with video games and DVDs, slowly rolls out onto the stoop. Lapis Lazuli appears behind it, a 32" flatscreen TV tucked under her arm. Leaving the door wide open, she wheels the dolly down the steps, hentai videos spilling from the top of the stack with each small thud before it reaches the grass. She makes no attempt to pick them up. She has no need for any of the things she's taken, and isn't sure herself why she felt compelled to rob that Fat Shit again. He just rubbed her the wrong way. Lapis never had much sympathy for the fat and lazy, and now this generation was making up mental illnesses to excuse their sloth. It made her sick. Maybe, to her, he embodied everything that had gone wrong on this trash rock. Humans used to work hard and play hard. Now they did both, softly, in front of computer screens. Maybe she was trying to do the boy a favor by removing his vices from him. It's possible that he could come out of this whole thing as a better person because of it. Lapis is no charity worker, but she takes pride in what little good she can do. Shame about the parents though. She honestly hadn't expected anyone else to be home. Fatty must be in his 20s. What is he doing still living with his parents? Oh well, she thinks, maybe now he'll learn some independence. She pushes the cart onto the sidewalk and starts down the road. The street lights have long since shut off, and the heavy black clouds blanketing the sky make it difficult for Lapis to see. After a couple yards she stops. A tiny light briefly flickers in the tinted window of a black van parked further ahead. Part of the security system? She doesn't like the look of the van, and thinking back, doesn't seem to remember it having been there an hour or so ago on her way over. She lets go of the dolly and puts the tv down on the ground, crossing over to the side where the van is parked.
Keeping low to the ground, Lapis retrieves the pistol from her fanny pack and creeps toward the driver's side of the van. When she reaches the rear fender, a noise from inside confirms her suspicion- there's someone inside. She readies her gun and crabwalks- staying well below view from the windows- to the door, gripping the handle and taking a deep breath, praying that it's unlocked. It is. She swings the door open and aims right at the face of the short, bald man behind the wheel. Lapis can read the surprise on his face plain as day beneath the sunglasses.
"Hey there friend, what are you up to tonight?" she smiles at him. He says nothing, his expression becoming blank. Not the intended response. That usually works. Lapis decides to skip straight to the intimidation part of the act. She shakes the gun in face his and says "Look here asshole, I've killed before and I'll do it again if you don't give me whatever valuables you have on you right now. And for the record it's real fucking rude to not answer someone when they ask you a question. You got that?" Still no response. "HEY" she screams at the top of her lungs, "I'm TALKING TO YOU, BUDDY. YOU HE-" she feels something cold and hard press up against her gem and freezes. The bald man smiles. "Get in" croaks a voice from behind. The pistol is gingerly removed from her hand before the back door slides open and she's shoved inside.
and here's a fucking link! Read it all! You'll love it!!!!
What is the best version of Amethyst?
Wait, Connie is cheating on Steven with a Ruby and he's completely fine with it?
Fuck this kek fetish bullshit!
>not wanting to watch your gf have sex with another woman
anyway, that's supposed to be his daughter.
>Every other sunday night, the warehouse used for the underground beach city wrestling league is used as an amateur strip club
>Having practiced for an emberassing number of hours in front of the mirror, Peri was madly excited to get out on the stage
>She has on her star-shaped nipple pasties, chunky platform heels and a dark green thong, not even wearing her visor
>Kiki leaves the stage wearing nothing but heels, to uproarious applause
"She wants you to take her to your leader, by which I mean your penis, Gentlemen of Beach City, I now introduce to you, the Green Queen of Mean--Peridot!"
>Steven claps and cheers for her encouragingly, sitting on Amethyst's shoulders in a trenchcoat
>She says to herself, hands on her hips, and steps out into the bright spotlight
>She flashes a grin to the audience, who's mostly gone quiet once they've noticed the small but obvious bulge in her panties
>Undismayed, she sways her hips to the music just as she practiced, already sweating under the hot lights and shaking from the pressure.
>She stumbles and wobbles forward, knocking her face on the pole, landing on her ass, legs spread apart, her thong sliding up to reveal her inner thighs
Will cont. if anyone gives a shit
>Some awkwardly laugh, others are starting to reconsider the appeal of a green futa midget
>Ronaldo masturbates furiously and openly
>Blushing dark green, she grabs the pole and pulls herself up, shaking her head and getting back into the groove
>It's hard to maneuver with such big clunky heels, but she manages, squeezing her small tits around the pole and sticking out her tongue
>A few more men in the audience start cheering, boosting her confidence
>She gulps and prepares to try one of the harder moves she's learned
>She kicks one leg up and rests her foot against the pole, balancing there while reaching down and pulling her thong to the side, her little green bean exposed
>Collective gasp from the audience, some photo flashes go off
>She's visibly sweating and shaking, and closes her eyes to better focus
>Her smile grows bigger and more perverted, as she takes her half-chub in her fist and begins to beat it to the sound of the music
>She inches her foot up the pole until she's performing a near-split, her 4-incher now fully hard and visibly drooling precum
Thank you, anon
Anyone specific you want to get it?
What are you listening to?
Only the best of course, anon.
Nothing, but I'm watching Bob's Burgers
I would've also accepted Greg.
>She rolls her shoulders back and her eyes start to glaze over
>She falls forward again, catching herself gracefully in an impressive act of acrobatics
>In reality she hits her head again and somehow winds up on her back
>Still, she hears cheering and hollering and can still hear the beat
>She lifts her hips off the ground and flashes the audience her ass, pulling her thong further to the side, her puckered little asshole winking
>She kicks both legs in the air and slips a finger in her mouth, giving bedroom eyes to the audience who grows ever louder
>Amethyst stands in the rafters and starts throwing down dollar bills
>Backstage, Steven looks at himself in the mirror with confidence, wearing a modified version of his Sadie's Song outfit, the dress now cut down to a crop top and boyshorts
>As Peri begins to finger herself with one hand, jerking herself with the other, Steven steps onstage, making his way torwards her with much more grace and skill in walking in heels than her
>Greg has a heart attack and dies
>Steven approaches her from behind and places a hand on her shoulder
>She looks up at him with a glazed-over expression, tongue hanging out and drooling down her chest
>He drops to his knees and gropes her chest with one hand, kissing her on the neck
Brubeck pairs well with the early morning Seattle fog!
Try Hantasi - Vacant Places
Try Le Cassette - Left to Our Own Devices
Try Mykki Blanco - Coke White, Starlight
or something by Kero Kero Bonito or Bo En if that isn't your speed of gay
>Mykki Blanco - Coke White, Starlight
No anon I don't think you know my kind of gay but thank you for trying to look for a song for me
You're too kind
Again, if you guys wanna see anything in particular, let me know
And keep posting cute lewd peris
>She lets out a high moan as he attacks her sensitive neck in her favorite spot, her cock visibly twitching as he smooches her lovingly
>Her hand fumbles around to find something of his to pleasure, starting by groping his ass, then reaching around and squeezing his bulge through his boyshorts
>Amy cheers from the rafters, raining down dollar bills on them both
>Steven takes Peri's hand and helps her up, then holds both her hands and begins to dance with her, the two of them grinding their modest erections together, lips coming together briefly for quick messy kisses as they move to the rhythm
>Ronaldo loudly cums
>Steven gives her a coy wink and spins her around, pressing his Steven Jr. into her crack, while she pulls up her thong and painfully wedgies herself
>He gives her a playful smack on the ass and bends her over further, giving her the signal
>She begins working her ass against him in small circles, blowing kisses into the audience
>Steven grabs a drifting dollar bill and tucks it into her thong, leaning back against the pole and letting his mouth hang open as she works her booty into him
Don't worry, he's already passed out at this point
>She looks over her shoulder at him with half-lidded, lustful eyes, and he gives her a knowing nod
>On the count of three, he hoists her leg up over his shoulder and pulls her in, grinding his hips forward, rubbing his definitely-above-average-for-a-kid-his-age erection against her smooth balls and soft cheeks
>Peri lets her head fall back in bliss and openly drools now, barely able to match his thrusts
>He grabs her shoulders to support her and then slowly begins to sink down the pole, all the while giving his best glamorous, pouty looks to the whooping audience
>Once he hits the floor again, he lies back on the stage and helps her straddle him, holding her ankles so she doesn't topple over
>She lays one hand on his chest, the other one guiding his cock into her, her eyes going wide as she descends down it
>Steven rolls his shoulders and moans openly like a porn starlet, eyes sparkling as he goes deeper and deeper inside
>Meanwhile, Peridot grits her teeth as her tight ass struggles to take him in, eventually letting out a string of curses and high-pitched moans, completely drowned out by the throbbing music
>Once fully inside, Steven puts both hands behind his head and begins to thrust up into her, while she leans back and allows herself to be used, looking into the audience and the flashing cameraphones, peeling off her pasties and twisting her nipples while her rigid cock bobs up and down hilariously
I never realized how much I love femboy Steven until now
I actually kinda genuinely hate Amethyst and could never see myself writing smut with her. Probably she and Connie are my only two I object to, sorry
Now Pearl and Garnet I could do if you wanted
>Ronaldo loudly cums
Okay guys, I finished this Jasper fiction I promised. I have to say that this one was hard for me to write so I'm too confident about it.
A Freak Encounter http://pastebin.com/H3shhuL1
I hope you /freaks/ enjoy it, because Jasper is going to rape (you). I usually dislike the idea of writing with a character being the reader but after reading The Wackering I realized that if you limit how much freedom (you) have in the story by forcing their actions and not having them really speak it works out a lot better. Here is the greentext story that helped me with that concept, it's Stevonnie raping (you) and I think it's well written. I don't know who wrote it but kudos to you.
>Amethyst can't hear the approaching footsteps over the swelling EDM beat, and before she knows it, finds herself caught between two massive gauntlets and is squeezes until she poofs
>Pearl elegantly catches her gem in midair and Garnet bubbles it for the time being
"Perfect. Now we just have to get Steven home and out of that ridiculous outfit. That boy is going to get such a spanking..."
>Pearl fumes down at the two dancers below them, her little boy ballsdeep in the green gremlin now
"Let's give them a minute."
>Garnet casts off her gloves and softly lays her hands on Pearl's shoulders, instantly making the pale gem quiver
>Meanwhile, Peridot bounces up and down on Steven's shaft, milking her own while lewdly egging the crowd on, slapping her tits around, pretending to jerk and suck off invisible cocks, and overall making a complete whore of herself
>Steven just lies back and lets Peri do her thing, head now hanging off the edge of the stage
Honestly, I admit pretty shallow reasons. She reminds me too much of a girl I knew irl. Also nice almost-quads
Not too confident about it* Fucking hell.
Once Jasper actually gets more character development I may try to write a story about her more in line with how I typically like to write. There just isn't that much to work with right now.
>telling me to disrespect the role as brut worshipper
Thanks, but no thanks
Well, it's stuff I did deserve. Basically I was a dumb little shit throughout middle/high school to her, always kept crushing on her and being too clingy/touchy and stuff, then finally got called out for it in front of literally everyone. Like literally for a class project, girls were supposed to call out boys that had been sexist towards them in the past, and she and a lot of other friends of mine turned on me all at once. I don't mind you asking. I don't really talk about it that much in my daily life anyway
Also I'm gonna balance this conversation with more smutty greentext, dont worry
The fuck kind of "class project" is that?
Not to go completely /pol/ on you, but it was for a feminism unit. Other people got called out too, but I got it the most. Again, it was shitty stuff I did and stuff that I regret, but being called out in public like that is harsh
college nerd peri
Delinquent Lapis huh? Pearl could knock all her teeth out.
>At her familiar touch, Pearl blushes blue and leans backwards into Garnet's arms
"Maybe just for...a bit."
>She turns her head upwards and they embrace in a soft kiss, Garnet's hands already skillfully undressing her
>Pearl reached up and lovingly removed Garnet's glasses, so she could see the soft, seductive look in her eyes that compliment her warm smile
>Garnet gave a soft, teasing tweak to each of her nipples, making Pearl gasp and accidentally snort, then giggle embarrassedly
"Good thing no one can hear us up here...n-now do that again please..."
>She placed her hand on top of Garnet's on her flat chest, also pushing her ass backwards into the taller gem, who's large cock she could already feel pressing into her
Wildly liberal is 100% correct. I don't like playing the triggered card, but it honestly did fuck me up for a while, my views torwards women myself and stuff. Luckily me the teachers got in trouble for it last year, and they're supposed to have changed the program for this year
And thank you, I'm having a lot of fun
>Garnet took Pearl's hands and laid them on the guardrail, leaning over her and pressing her shaft harder against the other's ass, watching over Steven and Peri's loving, if unnecessarily public, display
"Are you sure he's okay down there?"
>Pearl asked, before being interrupted by another sharp tweak of her nipples
>She looked over her shoulder and covered her mouth at the sight of Garnet's thick, dark, veiny cock already out and flopped across her back
"He'll be fine...I believe in him."
>Garnet simply replied, hoisting up Pearl's skirt and tracing two fingers over her pale blue pucker
>Pearl simply turned forward again, watching the two of them with motherly concern
>But as she watched her sweet boy's cock thrusting in and out...and Peridot's shameless boasting...and the horny, cheering audience...she felt her own cock give a little twitch
I'm glad you enjoyed them my friend.
Am I to assume you are still in high school anon? It's interesting to see how all this social justice / progressiveism is affecting our education system I suppose. Feminism is something we never talked about at all when I went to school besides perhaps briefly when we were going over women's suffrage.
And It's not like it was that long ago either.
No, I graduated last year. And it's definitely not a common thing, my experience. My school is known for being really really liberal and humanities based, and they've been doing this program for decades. It's only that specific year too, every other year is perfectly normal. A little more 'experimental', but nothing to do with social justice. I'm just looking forward to leaving this area and going to a normal school, rebuilding a friend group, etc. Although I think this experience has definitely turned me off of politics in general for a long, long while
Sorry to hear that anon, but you should that even if you had tons of friends in highschool you would probably stop talking to most of them in a few years anyway. Now you can move on with your life, and a bad experience in high-school won't really mean shit to you then.
I'm a bit too tired to keep reading them but you should continue and be sure to save them all when you are done so you can post them in a more active thread.
om fuck it I give
/sug/ and SU is literally all I come here for anymore, I'ma just jump down into the filth here and wait patiently for the show to come back, fuck everything
>Pearl turned around on her tiptoe, delicately laying her other leg over Garnet's shoulder, clearly much more comfortable now, her long cock completely vertical now, lifting up her skirt
>Garnet gave a wide smile at Pearl's change of heart, and lifted the gem's other leg over her shoulder, hands softly on Pearl's hips, her head grazing over her light blue butthole
>Meanwhile, Peridot was visibly on the verge of her orgasm, her persian cucumber bobbing up and down, swelling and drooling pre even without her touching it
>Steven grabbed onto her hips and continued to pump her ass, still working his glamorous, pouty looks to the cheering crowd
>He pulled her down roughly and groaned out loud, pushing himself as deep inside as he could, ramming her prostate, making her kick and twitch and yell
>She looked up torward the ceiling and let out a shriek that overcame the thudding music, and the cheers turned into impressed 'ooh'ing as ropes of thick creamy cum spurted out of her bouncing, pulsing cock.
>Dispite her modests size, her load was impressive, spurting far over Steven's head for the first few bursts, before the rest shot out over his face and chest, soaking his crop top
>Still, he gave her an enthusiastic thumbs up, before lapping up the cum off his lips and chin
Thank you, I definately am starting to feel better, but I'm worried this thing is going to stick with me for a while. It's really cliche to say and I almost dont want to admit it, but I've started to have reoccuring dreams where she and I make up.
And I'll make sure to save them, should I try and form them into a conventional story or just keep it as a long greentext?
this is literally the only place on 4chan I can stand anymore, everything else is just the same horribly boring crap day in day out
at least if there's nothing to currently discuss you can SHITPOST in peace and have fun
I used to work at this grocery store a few years starting my senior year, I worked there three years after while I attended collage. About a year and a half before I ended up leaving that place, I became friends with this girl that was about 3 years younger than me.
Eventually I hooked her up with my best friend and they started dating. Things eventually went bad and she ended up hating me over a silly misunderstanding (and a lie from a coworker but it's her fault for believing it.) and for the longest time I felt horrible because she was my friend, and he was my best friend and I felt responsible for the breakup. She moved away like 6 months later for collage and we never made up, things were eventually fine with my best friend but for the longest time I felt bad about what had happened between me and her.
Eventually I just realized that sometimes that is just how things are, we are both different people now with our own lives and things just sort of moved on.
I guess the point is, maybe things between you and her will never be okay but eventually you will come to understand that it's okay anyway.
That should have been in the episode. Would have been fucking hilarious
Wow, you guys behaved
Oh, I know things are never going to be okay with her. I just want to be a better person in the future and avoid anything like this ever happening again. I think it's more a fear of other bad things I've done in the past catching up to me and fucking me over that I worry about, and the only way to really deal with that is just to try and be a good person
Thanks, I think this will be my last one for tonight, but I also kinda want to stay up too see that drawfriend's stripperdot...
Also, I mentioned it before, but I might want to do this process again for a fic about pic related, if that would be interesting for anyone
I'm bored so I'm trying to learn a new character in USF4.
Then maybe you can help me decide a few things before I take a stab at it
What should Garnet/Jasper's relationship dynamic be like?
At what point should they unfuse?
What are Ruby and Sapphire like in the sack?
And also is there any particular stuff you think could be hot/cute/funny that I should include?
I actually really like the headcanon some people have that Ruby likes watching Sapphy get fucked by other gems, so probably that. Also I'll probably make them all futas because dicks are the best
Competitive, like a "I'll fuck your brains out you filthy fusion" "Not if WE fuck your brain out first" kind of deal.
After Garnet's came inside her, they unfuse to pleasure Jasper.
Ruby's a aggressively into Jasper's ass and balls, while Sapphire likes teasing her tip.
There's gotta be a reference to cheap tactics somewhere. That's all I got, have fun anon.
I like this a lot.
Alright, I think I'm gonna have to get to bed pretty soon. I'll pick it up tomorrow.
Sorry drawanon, no idea if you're still around, but I'm excited for that stripperdot whenever you finish with it
I don't usually like emo music but this shit is catchy.
Sometimes I forget children watch this too.
Anyways, mine would be Garnet, and I don't think fusions would have codes, would they?
Now that she's fully joined the Crystal Gems, do you think Peridot has to go through a mentorship program?
I want to spend a nice day at the beach with her.
And then fuck her
This coming from a guy who draws horsecock Pearl for a living
Holy shit, it's 7am. Time for bed.
For any of you who are still interested in seeing Peridot with star pasties and all that good shit, I'm almost done, I swear. Tonight it'll be finished, for real this time.
I'm glad you enjoyed it anon, unfortunetly Jasper is really hard for me to write. I probably won't do much more Jasper until she gets more character development in the show.
I have a Steven x Pearl fic also if you are interested.
Although at the moment there are individual threads for Lapis, Greg, Peridot and Amethyst on /co/ that have been up for a few days.
Seems like there isn't a consistent policy regarding the hiatus discussions.
You disgust me
Of course there's gonna be a futa version.
I'm pretty sure it's just one mod being a dick.
We were told we could stay so long as we stick to one thread until page 10 and we did. But then the "Hey guys it's that time again!" asshole banned us with the same damn copypasta, so it's clearly two different people.
That's the original image size, short of drawing it myself It's not gonna have any more than that
So we can all agree that if we ever go to space we're going to hollow out planets for our glorious homeworld regardless of any life that inhabits that planet, right?
What if we take a couple of males and females for breeding purposes and then hollow out their planet for a colony?
We get a race of sex and normal slaves, and a colony! No downsides.
I can't believe I like this stupid colorful gayass show
I cannot believe I'm lumped here with you, the schemers the freaks the fiends and etc
And I absolutely refuse to believe its because I have nothing better to do.
I hate this. I hate you.
Why can't I stop coming back here
I'm cleaning house and i'm finding all these great reaction images from months ago
Im going to post some more and then it's back to looking at fucking slides
What? Thats a terrible idea! I mean sure it sounds good on paper but it ruins the natrual balance of hot and whats good about them.
You can't do that if the hot aliens deminishes in value like that, I will go to war with you!
is there any word when the next bomb will come out ?
Good morning /sug/! How are you doing this Sunday?
I just ate a piece of stale bread for breakfast and my stomach started hurting. And I'm tired from staying up so late.
...work for the masked man
we're gonna crash this plane!
and if you think we can't,
try telling that to bane!
That's why the flight plan of this plane allows for,
Pavel, CIA, and Bane... and NOLAN!
>mfw my little cousin was born in 2000
>mfw still think of him as a little kid
>hes a sophomore
Fucking Christ time knows no mercy.
>lapis, jasper, peridot all crystal gems
>steven continues to become more of a leader
>big mission coming up
Garnet: I forsee that more than four gems travelling together would just slow us down. Choose your party, Steven!
reminder to not ever save image.jpg from 4chan
>healthy relationship with a rock
don't make me laugh, anon
I could read so many fics, goddamn.
It would probably be something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxzX3tyHHMg
Which she wouldn't do unless she beat someone in a competition or something.