/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Make Homeworld Great Again Edition
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>Season 1 and 2:
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Whoa, just entered the thread and I already have plenty of posts to hide.
I'm you from the future past, and right now am hiding from Robo-Trumphs. these things began to hunt anything literally non-NativeAmerican, so now the only ones living comfy are the Indians and Bald Eagles.
pretty fucking horrible, got into a fender bender in traffic while running late for my 8am class, i've been acting stupid and clumsy all day
now i'm waiting for lecture to start in about an hour, i should be doing produxtive things but i'm too pissed and exhausted
I think you're talking about Yellow Diamond. Speaking of which, I almost never see any fanart of Steven and YD interacting. Probably because she'd most likely try to kill him if they met.
Pretty good. Getting ready to go to class when I just realized I can't piss. I've spent the last hour trying to but only droplets come out.
...should I be worried?
>Oh no, my cats are out of food
>Better go to the store
>monsoon at my doorstep.
>walk through it and back to feed my cats
I swear to god, Lapis.
Try to drink some water and wait about 15 minutes. If that doesn't work, jerk yourself off and try again right after you finish. If you can't still pee, go to the doctor.
I hope you like miniature organic rocks coming outta yur DICK!
>Based Ian is gonna stop answering questions when his final episode airs
>The only person we will have to answer shit is that faggot matt
What Fucking world do we live in when a child's dick has everything to fear?
I had a bit more fast food in the past 6 months than ever before but it's mainly college food and home-cooked meals, which are typically bland and healthy.
I guess I fucked up but it doesn't even hurt...or do small kidney stones just don't even cause pain?
They will be very painful when they are close to coming out
I want squirt femanon to violently squirt over my face
I don't understand the people that go "aHA, MOM GEMS DEBUNKED, FAGGOTS"
Who the fuck diddled your stick as a kid that made you despise something cute and maternal and harmless like the gems being a gaggle of inexperienced moms?
What is she doing to punch you while doing it
Gem moms are literally cute.
How far up the chain of command are Amethysts? Peridot says she outranks all of the others and that she's a soldier, does that make her something like a General?
From Yellow Diamond's casual mention of 'a Jasper' being assigned to Peri, would she outrank her too?
Do not save image.jpg
Do not save image.jpg EVER
So what would that make Lapis?
Big Sister on probation?
They'll never be able to kiss or have sex properly. As soon as things start getting emotional they'll just fuse.
All Steven can look forward to is centuries of satisfying hate fucks.
You can act all you want, you're being affected by this like anyone else in these threads
More like satisfying rockmom fucks.
In doing so, you're helping me without even realizing the impact your actions will have on the thread
I take the image from the highest resolution source available and post it here in response to thumbnails saved and posted by idiots from aggregator sites
I'm glad you're happy. Everyone deserves an OP of their choice.
[spoiler]Even if Lapis did nothing wrong.[/spoiler]
Slowly trashing unrelated images from the folder
Found this in the meantime
It took me a minute to realize those were stick figures and not an actual pair of scissors... well, scissoring.
It's my birthday /sug/! I'm two decades young today.. but I have to go to bed soon since I have to work tonight T_T
I get to be in charge of the only local store in the middle of a blizzard..
Why thank you, Anon! I spent the day watching Steven Universe
I wish, we're smack dab next to the low income housing and there's only 2 of us working tonight. But here's hoping!
The storm hasn't hit here yet either, but I heard it's supposed to be bad. So hopefully you get your day off and can stay safe indoors.
Thanks, I'm gonna need it.
Also wow there's a lot of thumbnails in this folder
Grabbing every image in a thread on /co/ was a mistake
happy birthday anon, I'll be 26 years old in 4 days
Happy Birth, Anonymous.
Don't do what I did and eat an entire XL pepperoni pizza today.
Ur mom OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ur mom OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I read today that currently Scientists are trying to connect brains to a wireless network, in order for a direct access of information. If they are able to succeed, I'm sure it won't be long until we'll be able to combine that with something akin to the Oculus Rift, and be able living in a matrix life reality - by choice. So, assuming the world doesn't come to an end, and you're able to survive, within the next 50 years, you'll be able to live in a virtual reality that is indistinguishable from true reality, where you can live with your Waifu, seemingly for eternity. Is that real enough for?
No and it will probably never be
Considering that I have to search through all the images every time someone posts a thumbnail
>no one will ever love you as much as Connie loves Steven
no no no don't fuck the baby
Fuck that, what about the actual AI and Androids they're creating at Hanson Robotics? They're currently developing an app where you can mold your own artificial intelligence.
And in the future, they hope to connect said AI up to androids and what not.
Not even close, Bentley Bear. I've just been using that since I was 12 and it's just a habit I haven't been able to grow out of. It's my natural internet laugh at this point.
That's a shame. I have a handful of duplicate images, but usually I'll go through them and tag what character is in them, and arrange them by that.
When I started image hoarding, I just had one folder with like, 1000+ images. It took me 4-ish hours to sort through them, and now I just categorize them when I drag and drop them in the folder. Then I label them later.
Well, I prefer the matrix situation simply because of the possible mental immortality, but assuming that isn't a reality, robo android waifus would be rad. I really think they should be amping up AI soon, but I don't think we'll make any public progress with them for the next ten years, at least.
Love you /sug/
I know I say it all the time, but I hope each and every one of you have a relaxing weekend. You've all earned it
Your messages always make me really happy, and I appreciate them. You have a relaxing weekend as well.
I won't let anyone love me either, so I don't care.
I spent the morning listening to SU midis, trying to find some decent ones for a video project I'm working on. Using some soundfonts and vsts to turn them into some 32 bit chiptune tunes. I was sitting in silence, but now I'm listening to your vid. And it makes me wanna listen to some Protomen.
Oh, most definitley. But that's why they only connect them to a closed network. I'm sure after a few hundred test subjects, it'll begin to stabilize, and then they can test a larger databank.
Pic Related. Feel Better!
Kill yourself. Seriously, just end your life. You're such a waste.
It seems like the end result would just be Soma though, copying people brains and butting them in their own spaces, with or without other people. I suppose with the time difference stuff like learning in a fake classromm would become more efficient
Since youtube implemented the loop function directly I haven't listened to anything else in the last 2 days
I really like RO music, but this one in particular just pulls all the right strings with me. Shame it was relegated to one very small map
Well you wouldn't even HAVE to learn at that point. Outside of being raised out of infancy, your mind would be able to look up any answer it needed. And I'm sure after you got set up for dependence on that, they'd download a basic amount of information you would need for survival and basic information the average individual knows now.
I'm going to love you and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
what anime you want su to reference in the future?
it kinda bothers me how most fanart depicts rose plainly fat, she's a freaking bull! sure she looks thick, but you can tell that's not the body of someone who just sits to eat
So how come mods changed their minds and didn't let /sug/ stay? This general is objectively better than at least 50% of /co/ threads.
Also when's the next bomb, what is it about (just Lapis?), and why does CN insist on that retarded format?
Getting paid to browse /sug/ all day is one of the greatest feelings
My name is Jasper, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are over-cooked, defective, pearl-tier gems who spend every second of their day performing stupid human routines. You are everything bad in this sad rock. Honestly, have any of you ever been summoned by the Diamond Authority? I mean, I guess it’s fun extoling your own imperfections instead of accepting your natural purposes, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than organic lifeforms.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m a natural soldier. I was captain of the Homeworld army during the rebellion, I fought Rose Quartz and obliterated her underlings. What roles do you play, other than “defending those stupid monkies from your own kind”? I also get special privileges from Yellow Diamond, and have a grieving wet prisoner (She just fused with me; Shit was SO cheap). You are all clods who should just poof and bubble yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my gem
You do realize it could have just as well been the same mod, right?
It does sound great, butI wasn't fortunate enough to be born with a mental disability like you.
will steven lose anyone else?
i dont think hed be able to take it
>Hydrogen and oxygen*
Fuck me, I need to sleep.
I'm going to give you all the hugs. ALL OF THEM.
And I'll make you breakfast before you even wake up, placing those goddamn delicious waffles on your nightstand.
I'll even check on you every night while you sleep to make sure you didn't suffer SIDS, because you're obviously a big baby about this.
I'm an optimist.
well, I need to thanks /sug/ because i'm finally drawing again…
carrying out some requests from past thread…
>Sugilite fingering herself
>Pearl or Greg dressed as Max Payne.
I've no idea if I got this right though
But fat Rose is great
Better yet, what if the Cluster only severely cracks Sapphires gem on Garnet, and it ends up causing her to slowly shift to redder colors, because Sapphire is fading away. If she unfuses, she disappears completely, here gem crumbling to dust.
Garnet becomes even more hot tempered, loses her future vision, and is just rasher in general.
Not all the hugs, not all you care, not all you babysit me. I will make you regret every single minute you dedicate to me. I will make your love the most painful punishment.
And if you survive, maybe I will love you back. And then you'll leave.
>Sapphire engaging in combat with a weapon of her own.
ice and speed, i suppose?
Challenge accepted, you pessimistic double lapis.
as much as i love peridot i can see that being a big possibility
Don't say stuff you don't mean, now.
ill drown ur fookin hed in i swear on me diamond
you deranged fuck. What is wrong with you?
Here ya go anon, this was a fun one! Chub lewds are best lewds, hands down.
>steven nearly cries in the second to last panel
fuck you Pearl, you heartless bitch
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little piece of dirt? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my era in the Homeworld Elite Forces, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on this galaxy, and I have over 300 confirmed gem smashings. I am trained in go-drilla warfare and I’m the top head-butter in the entire HW armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will crack you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this sad rock, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the human Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across this galaxy and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, dirtbag. The storm that obliterates the pathetic little thing you call your gem. You’re fucking dead, clod. I can warp anywhere, anytime, and I can harvest you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Homeworld Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable existance off the face of the galaxy, you little runt. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “shameless” display was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddiamond idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, cloddo.
If Steven ever becomes legitimately powerful it probably won't happen until we're getting towards the end of the series.
I really don't want this show to go full-on action. Surefire way to bore the hell out of me.
I don't see why people are expecting somesort of anime-esque big fight at the end of the show.
SU doesn't have near the toy and general merchandise appeal of ben 10. Kids loved that shit. I don't see SU lasting more like 4-6 seasons total and I hope I'm right. I believe in Sugar, she's done a bang up fuckin job so far.
To the guy who told me to drink water and masterbate earlier, thanks!
It all worked out and I'm pissing normally now.
Well good night for the time being /sug/! Thanks for the birthday wishes, and all of you stay warm and safe during this blizzard tonight. I suggest getting some cocoa and watching some SU. I watched Chille Tide today.
Episode where Peri tries to woo Steven with teen romance cliches when?
Fucking christ how did I forget the image
>sapphire just clinging to that ass for dear life
That, and if Steven ever were to shapeshift to look like Rose (which I seriously doubt he'd ever do, at most he'd try out her dress) Pearl would probably just look away and ask him to go back to normal.
>at most he'd try out her dress
This is my dream.
>baggy sweat clothes.
This would be most of our pearls, I'm sure.
I don't have much shelf space so it would be cool to just have a pearl standing in the corner to hold stuff for me. Wonder how much room they have in their gems because I could do without this bookcase up against the wall. I could put a nicer chair there.
The kind of things regular Pearl wouldn't do.
The mechanics of moving the bookcase into the gem is what worries me. If I lift it and just kind of toss it in will it crash to the "floor" or something? Will it just magically be in place? Can I reach in and grab a book or am I going to have to have her do it for me?
could have fooled me.
all of it is pain alleviation anyways.
>be a fencer
>watch Sworn to the Sword
>Pearl is actually teaching Connie footwork correctly
B E S T G E M
B E S T S H O W