/sug/ - Steven Universe General Lapis Did Nothing Wrong Edi

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First for the truth.

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everyone knows to believe in jojo

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Shell-Shocked Jasper is Best Jasper.

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Why is she so hot?

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Love you /sug/
I hope tomorrow is a nice end to your week

>>1079676
Fuck off.

>>1079671
Delete this

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Why is she so great?

>>1079676
Fuck you, as always anon.

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>>1079676
I love you too, loveposter

>>1079616
no

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>>1079671
Why do you keep posting this

PS my thread was better

>>1079687
litterally best.

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Off to bed. Goodnight /sug/. As always, thanks for the good company <3

>>1079716
Peridot x trump is my OTP

>>1079676
Fuck off

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>>1079716
You know it was not.

>>1079732
Goodnight anon.

>>1079687
I bet he'll take a lot of Connie's firsts.

>>1079524
Kiki x pearl

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>>1079735
Same. I just wish there was more art of it.

>>1079732
Fuck off nigger


Y-you too

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>>1079674

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>>1079732
Goodnight anon, don't let anyone touch your no-no parts while you sleep.

>>1079751
at least wait until lapis stops being the worst character before you make threads with her in the OP

>>1079792
Hawt

>>1079770
that or Stevonie x Kiki

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why does the whole world just want to see this gem in complete emotional agony?

what is the appeal in making a character that is as fundamentally haunted as pearl and then playing into her own self destructiveness/unresolved grief to the point of thinking any shred of happiness she experiences are just fleeting blips in an existence without meaning if not for rose/steven?

>>1079751
i want to steal one of these things

>>1079838
Because suffering gems make me feel funny in my pants.

>>1079838
This just reminds me of that anon yesterday that wrote a paragraph about wanting Pearl to lose herself to servitude

>>1079838
I don't know dude I just want to cum onto her flat alabaster chest and talk about feelings afterward

>>1079861
share?
isnt there a comic someone made about that?

>>1079869
Fuck first, then questions later.

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reminder that everyone in SU is gonna die

>>1079873
I'm just going to copy paste what he said.

Pearl becoming a submissive sex slave
The idea of pearl being forced to relearn to be a slave gem until she accepts it makes me diamonds. Her regressing back, losing all the progress she has made at becoming an individual until she is a simple Pearl again, and thinking it is for the best Would have me fapping for a fucking week.
>The Pearl steven knew was gone
>The light, the fire that shone in her eyes was replaced by a dull empty expression
>All Pearl could do was take order, much to Peridots sexually frustrated delight
>She was nothing but another Pearl now, nothing unique about her
>And Roses Pearl had never been more happy

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>>1079861
>>1079859
>>1079869
she is a pearl and that means she is less than a real gem and meant for suffering.

>>1079917
Stop it with this shitty meme.

>>1079935

>implying it won't happen

Watched Keep Beach City Weird

Why did the gems just start beating the shit out of Ronaldo? At minimum force (for them). Why didn't they untie Steven?

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>>1079932
Nah she deserves to be loved

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>>1079966
Because fuck Ronaldo that's why

>>1079966
Because it had been too long since they beat the shit out of a human

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>>1079968
she does, but that kind of love is lost to her forever.

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this but with yellow diamond's pearl

hot god i need a towel :yy

>>1079966
No idea.

Ronaldo kidnapped Steven on accident for a few hours at most and got punished for it.

Sadie kidnapped Steven knowingly and didn't get any shown hate from the gems.

>>1079993
Good. She deserves better than Rose

>>1080001
Everyone wants to beat up Ronaldo.

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>>1079968
>>1079838
blue pearl did nothing wrong, she dosnt deserve to suffer she deserves to be loved

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>This child will continue Roses reign of tyranny.

>>1079926
i remember a comic or something on this, where yellow diamond manipulates her back into slavery

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>>1079861
sounds like my kinda jambud

>>1079966
>>1080001
Can someone ask the crew about this, shit

>>1080035
>>1080035
i don't think ill ever get enough of this kid.

>>1080055
why don't you do it?

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heres that one request from the last thread

>>1080045
Fuck that au.
It should obviously be Steven using the gems as sex slaves.

>>1080071
I only have zuckbook

>>1080091
He is in that AU anon. It just so happens hers also busy being le evil dictator as well.

>>1080055
The crew likes to see the fedorian suffer, that's it

>>1080090
What was the request exactly?

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Any continuation with this comic?

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>>1080022
All Pearls deserve love and affection

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>>1080143
but bloople most of all

>>1080137
I wanna fuck a Topaz

>>1080143
>Bloople somehow joins the CGs
>Does nothing but stand around and act as arm candy for Steven
But what would Yellow Pearl do?

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>>1080143
Even if its a facade

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I wanna fuck the hot red midget

>>1080137
Ey good on 2F33

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>>1080189
Be the secretary.

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>>1079838
Really emotional suffering is all Pearl is good for.
They need to trade jobs with Lapis.
Lapis has done nothing to deserve what she got.

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Haven't been here for a few weeks.
So we on /trash/ again?

>>1080274
no.

>>1080210
Do you wanna have a burnt dick?

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>>1080218
>>1080137

Can you imagine how fucking terrible that survivor's guilt will be?

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>>1079239
in which pearl learns floof stability < loaf stability

gonna smoke and draw one or 2 more reqs if i like em

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>>1080274
No, that's what they want you to believe.

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>>1080137

>>1080324
fuckng snake people dude

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>>1079838
I think Pearl's madness and depression is played up by the fans, more than anything. I mean, yeah, there was a good stretch where every time Pearl appeared she went full on "muh Rose" but she hasn't been like that for a while. She can still be as happy and functioning as anyone else.

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I would kill to be with Peridot for even a moment
Why do I feel this way
Help me

>>1080320
depends on if tha specific topaz is a souless drone or a deviant like Sf29

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>>1080410
It's understandable.

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>>1080410
You should make a tulpa. That will solve your problems.

>>1080374
remember that that jamie episode where steven when in the house just to see pearl sitting on the couch just staring at the ceiling?

>>1080321
cute

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>>1079968
>>1079993
>>1080022
>>1080143
pearls by their very nature aren't even supposed to have real individuality so try struggling with that with the ego and self worth department.

>>1080374
most of this is is in her head and goes on while carrying on with her daily life. the depression comes with if pearl is given any time to actually think about her situation at length. 12 years is a very short time to a gem and so the grief must be pretty intense still.

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>>1080435
NO, DON'T DO THIS ANON, DON'T LISTEN TO THIS MADMAN

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you people make me really appreciate and enjoy steven universe on a personal level

thanks

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>>1080411
I want to hug SF29 and tell her that her life is worthy.

>>1080466
nepeta needs to put her claws away

>>1080410
Cause you need a girlfriend that looks like her, cosplays as her and has a kink so then you can get the...
The peridot experience.

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>>1080435
Don't forget to try to have sex with it right out of the bat

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>>1080478

How bad would it be to rape a tulpa? It's not like it's real. You could always make one that likes to be fugged.

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>>1080465
>>1080435
This feeling is already driving me mad, what have I got to lose?

>>1080513
Your actual sanity

>>1080510
they literally never stop screaming and follow you everywhere
and if you post mean things about them on the internet they'll make you drink bleach

>>1080493
I'll keep it in mind
God bless

>>1080510
Because it's basically made out of a chunk of your own mind and brain and with all the repressed subconcious functions you're unaware of come with it.
Trying to rape a fragmented, reformatted part of your skullmeat sounds like a terrible fucking idea.

There's a reason this shit was exclusive to olf Tibetan Hermit-Psions that have already achieved higher self-realization, actualization, and enlightenment

Just how real is a tulpa?

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best

>>1080570
So they just do what the want? Would they watch me piss if they want it? Why would anyone just make one?

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>>1080589
your brain sees this, what do

personally i'd get an solid erection desu senpai

>>1080523

Not that guy, but what if I'm already schizoid?

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>>1080513
Godspeed anon.

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>>1080592
>(18)
Post more cute things.

>>1079917
we are all gonna die
maybe today
i hope so

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>>1080652
NO

I tried making a Garnet tulpa
I ended up somehow making her defuse, Sapphire was just a ball with hair and Ruby was extremely deformed and wouldn't stop screaming.
She still is screaming, in the corner

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>>1080655
Me too anon

>>1080664
Rape her

>>1080664
Did you try to have sex with it?

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>>1080510
>how bad would it be to turn myself into a schizophrenic and rape a piece of my subconscious

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>>1080664
Lol

>>1080664
Whats up with 4chan and trying to fuck tuplas?

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>>1080662

>>1080673
>>1080677
I didn't do much, I said hi to Garnet, she starting screaming, her arms flew off in both directions, her legs broke and then poof.
Except instead of a cloud like in the show it was a fiery explosion with her guts going everywhere.
I haven't even said anything since the R and S ones showed up.

>>1080410
This post again?

>>1080726
Did you try calming it down?

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I bet Peri is comfy.

>>1080753
I just tried, now she's screaming even louder, and both her and sapphire are bleeding now.

>>1080781
Is the blood hyper realistic?

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>>1080758
I bet. Imagine the soft fluffiness of her yellow hair

>>1080781
Have you tried screaming louder than them? you know to teach em whos boss?

>>1080781
Consume them. They are a part of you, and you must take them back.

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How do you even create a tulpa?

Is autism a requirement?

>>1080808
This guy knows what's up

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>>1080797
It's probably pretty sugoi.

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>>1080815
No but you should probably kill yourself

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>>1080726
I'm spooked.

I don't even know how to achieve that so I could only imagine what abominations my retarded brain would create.

>>1080815
Probably. I already have that down.

Sapphire is now starting to expand, she's bigger than my bed now
>>1080808
I tried and all that did was make Ruby louder and make her open her mouth really fucking big.
It's like 3 feet high
>>1080812
Then I tried this, I tried biting Ruby's arm but I didn't feel anything, when I pulled back Ruby's arm came off and now it's kinda stuck to my mouth.

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>>1080815
In a way, yes. Actually doing it takes hundreds of hours of concentrating and visualizing. It's for high level waifufags only.

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>>1079653

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>>1080715
That's a warnin'.

>>1080855
Just bite down more. On both of them, especially Sapphire. Before she eats you.

Sapphire is now fucking up and Ruby only has her bottom jaw left
My vision is starting to get blurry now

Is there a goldmine of /ss/ stories to feed my autism?

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>>1079524
all day everyday

>>1080903
FUCKING EAT SAPPHIRE

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>>1080903

>>1080948
I can't
I feel pressure when getting near her
I can't Bite anything, when I try my jaw doesn't close
My vision is so fucking dark and blurry now I can't barly see my screen

Daily reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEZlHLn71k8

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>>1078913
Finished with this request.

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>>1080903
>>1080969

You see anons, this is what happens when you don't go to Sex Ed and sign up for the Waifu Inspection Day.

This shit right here could have been prevented.

Goddamn anon, you just had to show up for Waifu Inspection Day.

>>1079524

Anything with bunny jealous Amethyst

>>1080969
It is too late.
She will consume you.
I'm sorry.

Peridot's first appearance in Warp Tour had to have been one of the hypest things

>>1080969
Your dying. Good job you fucking Austimo.

GUYS IM FREAKING OUT
IF I DONT POST IN LIKE 5 MINUTES THEN IM GTTING FUCKED MY SAPPHIRE

>>1081015
It sure was

>>1080998
Sardonyx is best fusion.

>>1081022
>freaking out about shoving a rock in his ass

>>1080903
Try watching keystone motel
maybe they'll see how they're supposed to be and won't kill you

SHIT WHY AM I HAVING PORBLEMS BREATHI?
I THOUGHT THIS SHIT WAD MENTAL?

>>1081022
Make a Jasper tulpa to fight off the shameful displays.

>>1081061
Jasper, what are you doing?

>>1081053
The chunk of sapphire you bought off eBay is too big for anal

Remove it and buy a smaller one

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>>1080935
Not my ship, but will give it a thumbs up

>>1081053
It's over, anon.
The process has already begun. Nothing more can be done. They will take you back.

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>>1080935
>>1081096
But what if Greg's murdercock gets in the way?

>>1081092
>too big for anal
Where there's a will there's a way.

>>1081131
>LE MUDERCOCK MAY MAY

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>>1081131
It won't

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>>1081154
It's our best meme.

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>>1081131
Well greg can be romantic when he wants to be, but I dont think Pearl will open legs on the first date so she should be fine for a hand full of years

I just coughed blood
what the fuzk

>>1080990
That's cute alright

>>1081230
You're not fooling anyone.

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>>1081230

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Pearl is the most fuckable gem.

>>1081252
>not peri cherry

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>>1081251
Another fresh, exciting meme!

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>>1081252
Give her back cunt

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>>1081278
Peridot is indeed the most fuckable.
Most loveable too

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>>1081252
WHERE IS SHE PEARL!? WHERE IS PERIDOT!!?

>>1081336
In her vag
Way up in there

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Where are you from, late night /sug/?

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>>1081378
Why do you want to know?

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>>1079671
This is sick.

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>>1081378
So many niggers

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>>1081378
In what context? Location? West coast. Digitally? Just ended a game and came here. Past? I dunno I came to /co/ for /hsg/ before I left it, stayed in /tg/, and then came back for /sug/.

>>1081378
You're askin' too many questions.

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>>1081374
whelp, see you fuckers on the other side *Dives*

>>1081378
The beautiful state of Massachusetts

>>1081403
I've been looking for a SU edit of that for so long. God bless, dog

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>>1081029
Sardonyx has best [nospoilers] laugh[/nospoilers]

Oh yeah we can post lewds on /trash/.

Need more cute, have some hookers.

>>1081378

NJ. Going the fuck to bed though.

>>1080090
I love it! Thanks man.

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>>1081029
definitely. perfect for hug and fug

Why does the majority of SU fans like GF? What do they having in common?

>>1081378
>Florida

How is the weather there? I live in NY and it's pretty good desu.

>>1081508
I've never watched GF, anyone know if it's good?

>>1080855
Make a Jackie Chan tulpa to fight them back for you.

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>>1081378
NJ fag here.
Can`t wait for that fucking snow.

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>>1081455
>whore pearls
That's a pretty great idea.

>>1081530
Lately it's been cold, which I love. Starting to get warmer though, which I hate. It's always so disgustingly hot, I can hardly bear it.

>>1081537
i saw a couple episodes, it's ok. i can see why people like it, but is not my thing

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Guys, I just was thinking when looking at nothing at the ceiling, when there's a fusion, Opal, Sugilite, Sardonyx, Stevonnie even, it always has its own voice, but not for Malachite and Alexandrite, they have the mixed voices of the gems that form it. Would a unique voice mean that the fusion is in harmony and not forced?

I don't know if I'm explaining myself here, or if you have already talked about this, but you get the idea, I think.

So, if in the future Peridot would fuse with Garnet (because that's what they were hinting), who would voice her, or would it be an unstable fusion?

why is all the good fanart by the orientals

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>>1080652
I've posted most of them already. Also I've got more than that it's just the 18th PNG file I have of them

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>>1081573
That really isn't true for SU, though.

>>1081573
nah, i think you're confusing good with clean (i find most of that stuff really plain desu)

>>1081630
Awsome but inacurate to the actual fight.

did lapisfag kill himself?
like all the others?

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>you will never have a qt green space gf to shred synth solos on your prog songs

Why even live, /sug/?

>>1081654
>what is a simulation

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Where the fuck is my Steven Universe video game for the New 3DS? Where the fuck are my Crystal Gems amiibos? And even more important yet, where the everlasting fuck is my Lapis Lazuli amiibo?
Those Funko things look awful with the Steven one being the only exception, Lego sets should be a thing as well, fucking CN thinks I'm gonna buy Steven Universe sheets just so the girlfriend I will never have can see them, realize I've got autism and never get laid with me

>>1079687
Can someone replace Steven's face by a chav and replace first boy by fuccboi? Not on my pc and I wanna see that happen.

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>>1081660
>All this fasion Peridot
>Still no lace leggings in sight
what a world

>>1081690
Uncle Grandpa is so shit at Smash.

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>>1081690
Did they ever release the sales figures for the funko shit?
Did it sell enough to actually start dreaming for cheap, chinese figurines or plushies?

>>1081722
why the heck would she put on her boots first?

>>1081744
So that the artist has an excuse for doing the "arms covering nipples" thing

>>1081690
I'm seriously considering to make and print one (garnet is my first option) i know a guy who owns a 3d printer and I'm not that bad modeling

>>1081737
It'll be a while before all that comes out, but based on what I've seen locally, they did pretty well.

>>1081756
i know, just seems really odd for some reason

>>1081756
nudity being covered up through poses has always been my favorite
so free but concealing

>>1081690
I'd settle for the whole first season on DVD. I'd love to buy stuff and actually support the show but everything official is so bad. Some of the mugs are ok but they're like 8oz. Who the hell only makes 8oz of anything?

>>1081756
he could have done the same thing with her putting on her pants

>>1080137
http://weirdlyprecious.tumblr.com/post/136984421518/the-three-eyed-beast-page-1-one-of-my-new-years

Yeah they are posting more pages!

>>1081675
GArnet getting her ass beat.

>>1080137
i don't think that would be a death sentence, is canon that she's not always right

>>1081378

St. Augustine.

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FEWSHAN

>>1081131
My favorite version of the ship (other then the young version) is of Greg and Pearl forming a kinda relationship as Steven's parents

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Why do gems bother generating clothes for themselves? Why not have the clothes be a part of their body?

>>1081850
Ah, how is it up there?

>>1081809
That's because they're for children anon........

>>1081862
they are

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>>1081879
>tfw america will never make cute cartoons for an older audience

>>1081862
Peridot said they're melded to their bodies so...they're part of them?

>>1081897
I mean melded on like an actual body part. Like skin.

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>>1080137
>2F29's face

Hey, we now know that Sapphire's future vision isn't foolproof, so she might be fine!

>>1081862
Grabbing her any other way would look endearing

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>>1080137
This is perhaps one of the most retarded ideas I have ever seen. Why the fuck would you tell which men will live and which will die? It'll have a horrifying effect on moral and lead to more casualties for the sole gain of getting started on paperwork.

>>1081809
The thing is I don't even live in the USA so I couldn't buy one of those overpriced shirts even if I wanted to, which I do, I wouldn't mind walking around with a shirt just like Steven's
CN need to get their shit together, they barely did anything with Adventure Time and Regular Show back when they were still their most popular shows, hell, did Regular Show ever got ANY merchandise at all? Adventure Time at least got a couple of video games

>>1081879
Well sure, but what about the non-SU 8-10oz mugs? Who's buying this shit? I've seen some bands selling cool mugs for merch but of course they're fucking 8-10oz.

>>1081915
That's because America is EDGE: The Country.

>>1081572
Alexandrite has her own voice. She's played by Rita Rani Ahuja.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urrj8Wm8Hqc

>>1081876

Fucking lovely as always. I feel like I'm living in Beach City sometimes.

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>>1081923
Ya, its not all on point, she'll live!
>That gif
Time to listen to some labyrinth

>>1081921
maybe isn't a default thing. like their weapons, and that's the easiest way to make clothes

>>1081921
What's even the point of clothes if they're like skin?

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>>1081915
>Adults
>Watching cartoons
Oh anon.........

>>1081979
Good for you man. West Palm is shitty as usual, thinking of moving up somewhere soon desu

>>1082024

Stay where you're at. It's awesome there.

>>1081969
Ouch.

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So I had this autistic idea and I decided my complete lack of drawing skills wasn't going to stop me from rendering it on paper

>>1081977
But at the end when they unfuse you can clearly hear Garnet, Pearl and Amethyst voices, that's when they became unstable.

>>1082022
>what is archer
>what is bojack
>what is family guy

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>>1082022
where do you actually think you are saying this? We are all adults watching a cartoon.

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>>1082045
Uh...

>>1082022
Spotted the underage

>>1082058
>Cute cartoons

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I've been watching scary shit please post something that'll make me feel better

>>1082056
Alexandrite felt like when she was speaking, it was because that was the little her combined personality could muster. It was almost like the Gems were trying to vote on what to do and not really pulling it off.

Fusions are all about the overlap and the relationship; the reason Malachite has no voice of her own is because there isn't a relationship there. Lapis and Jasper don't have anything between them other than hatred, and as a result, Malachite has no distinct personality. Alexandrite is so weird and confused and taciturn because she's an attempt to take the miniscule overlap in the Crystal Gems's dysfunctional family unit and turn it into a cohesive personality, but Malachite doesn't even get that - she only says what Jasper or Lapis says, depending on who's winning.

>>1082045
not bad for someone who can't draw.

Though i don't think the cluster would be a huge fucking skull

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>>1082108

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>>1082108

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>Voices Buck "The Worst Character" Dewey
>Is the worst storyboarder
>Likes Cuckman Rider
Why is Lamar Abrams a shit?

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>>1082058
>>1082062
>>1082089

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>>1082108
fap to something, you'll forget about everything else (assuming you can't sleep)

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>>1082134

>>1081731
unsafe on block/10

>>1082131
His non-SU stuff is pretty good, his style just doesn't work too great on the show. See: Apethyst

>>1082123
>>1082128
was anyone upset that the bomb ended the "tall pearl" hypothesis? I kinda liked the idea that all the homeworld pearls were going to be short like Peridot and she was anomalous for being so tall.

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>>1082183
Here you go

>>1082192
I've never heard that dumb theory until now and it really doesn't surprise me it got proved to be wrong, just like any other dumb theory.

>>1082192
Too many midget gems.

>>1082192
Nah, I never believed that shit. Short people are aesthetically unpleasant, so a form designed to look beautiful would not likely be short.

>>1082192
>>1082202
Don't gems make their own forms based on their own self-image? Can't gems be however tall they might want/see themselves as?

Or is the quality of gem relative to their size/power?

>>1082108
What have you been watching?

I want to get spooped :^)

>>1082284
It's probably that youtube video of the new FNAF game where the video cuts halfway through to footage of a kid getting beheaded

>>1082272
Based on Reformed, it seems like making yourself significantly taller/more massive than you originally are is very difficult to maintain. Amethyst tried to come back with a lot of added height and bulk, and she'd deflated within minutes.

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Guys

I want the perifeet

>>1082301
Holy fuck that asshole made another one?

What a surprise.

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>>1082301
Wait what

>>1082272
do you not watch the show at all

>>1082302
And Steven almost broke himself trying to force a larger/more mature form than he was able for too long.

I wonder if gems can grow stronger, allowing bigger forms, or if they're stagnant.

>>1082322
Yep. I'm discussing a show on /trash/ without having watched a single ep.

I was just throwing out discussion.

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>>1082309
Me too.
But then, I want all of her

>>1082320
Here's the video basically
>Hey guys I'm gonna play this shitty game
>Half way through he says this
>Wow, this is almost as bad as being beheaded
>*cut to footage of child beheading*

>>1082355
can I get a link? I don't wanna have to search for that autistic game myself

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>>1082355
Post it, I'm curious.

Also I saw the trailer to that FNAF World and my face the whole video was this

>>1082336
Based on Amethyst, it seems like a Gem's size, from birth, is more or less stagnant. Even after growing out her hair post-Story for Steven, she didn't actually get any more massive. Peridot's dialogue also pretty clearly implies that Amethyst isn't going to get any taller. If it were the case, then it'd be a simple matter to solve Amethyst's size problems.

>>1082370
It got taken down for obvious reasons, the channel to.
His name was xXMegaSexLRXx

>>1082336
it seems to me you don't, because even the most retarded person in this Earth would've understood the meaning of Reformed and Steven's Birthday

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>>1082108
I vant to suck your blood!

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>>1082346
They're so small.

I bet a dick would completely dwarf them

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>>1081378
Southern Autralia

>>1082372
I'll probably pirate that one. His rpg's are pretty solid but I don't really want to spend money on it because it's based on his fnaf stuff.

>>1081378
I'm your neighbor actually

>>1082309
those are too small

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>>1081378
Sydney.

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Drawendo makes some good shit.

I find damaged Lapis hotter

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>>1082409
>that god rpg with the insane enemy designs
I should really sit down one day and experience the SOULDOZER experience.

>>1082412
The milfy redhead or her mom?
My other neighbor has been dead for a while

>>1081963
What if they only need one for a job, and they run through the ranks looking for the successful one?

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>>1081378
https://youtu.be/UHHJMrP2YG0

ฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํỎ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠̮͓̹̹͉̤̰̗̙͕͇͔̱͕̭͈̳̗̭͔̘̖̺̮̜̠͖̘͓̳͕̟̠̱̫̤͓͔̘̰̲͙͍͇̙͎̣̼̗̖͙̯͉̠̟͈͍͕̪͓̝̩̦̖̹̼̠̘̮͚̟͉̺̜͍͓̯̳̱̻͕̣̳͉̻̭̭̱͍̪̩̭̺͕̺̼̥̪͖̦̟͎̻̰ ͬͤ ͬͬͤ ͦͬͬͤ ͬͦͬͬͤ ͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͤͬͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͦͬͬͤ ͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤ ͬͤ ͤ Ỏ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈

>>1082393
I wonder how she would react to that

>>1082445
Bloople just reminds me of Garabatoz's self-insert

>>1082438
I'm the one that's standing by your doorstep

>>1082436
It's the first fucking enemy too.

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>>1082451
wow
so hack
much unicode exploit

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>>1081378
From Chile.

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>>1082456
pls no

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>>1082454
Pic related

Cock-worshipping Peri is best Peri

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>>1082484
Truth

>>1082469
kill yourself and your family please and thank you <3 <3

>>1082455
Fuck can't unsee.

>>1081378
tacoland

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>>1082498
Why

Are you peruvian?

Or bolivian?

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>>1082495
Honestly, nervous virgin/'has to have sex explained to her'-dot isn't nearly as fun as self-confident Sexualdot

>>1082516
chileans should be eradicated
good thing mother nature is taking care of that already
god bless the pacha mama <3

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>>1082538
So you're peruvian/bolivian.

>>1082510
Seriously?
Where?

>>1082553
def better than those and def superior than you
please help earth by freeing it from your existence thank you <3

>>1082432
Aww thanks!
How about some quick requests, I'm pretty drunk so lets see what I can do!

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When?

>>1082573
post proof