/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Peri a lewd edition
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>Season 1 and 2:
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>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Sorry, I'm still playing dragon's dogma so I ain't paying attention
Last two numbers on post decide who you'll fuck:
>01-05 = Steven
>06-10 = Pearl
>11-15 = Amethyst
>16-20 = Garnet
>21-25 = Ruby
>26-30 = Sapphire
>31-35 = Stevonnie
>36-40 = Peridot
>41-45 = Lapis
>46-50 = Jasper
>51-55 = Yellow Diamond
>56-60 = Blue Diamond
>61-65 = Rose Quartz
>66-70 = Yellow Pearl
>71-75 = Blue Pearl
>76-80 = Young Amethyst
>81-85 = Young Pearl
>86-90 = Young Garnet
>91-95 = Cotton Candy Garnet
>96-00 = Shrek
>Trips = Greg
>Quads = Zuke or Sucrose
If dubs, then I rub all these peridots pussies and watch them orgasm on my fingertips
Requested from the previous thread. [spoiler]I tried.[/spoiler]
Anon, it's too late.
We're already dead.
Now you're gonna have to do an opposite to please the Sapphirefags.
Love you /sug/
Even when you get horribly off topic
I'm tired guys. I haven't slept in two days, and eaten in one.
There's a fucking button to download images off deviantart for fuck sake
The 'meme dorito/free spirit lapis' is cringe.
The less common but more realistic portrayal of a potential relationship between them is better - in that they're both completely mentally fucked up assholes who have to deal with living on Earth and with the Crystal Gems. Especially Lapis.
Hello. Yeah, I tend to use my own images most of the time at this point since I've got so many of them.
Also, never know when someone who missed their request being done will see it.
Do whatcha want, kid. You have a long enough lifespan for controversy to die out. That, and if it feels good, do it. That advice will getcha through life, I tell ya.
What the fuck is wrong with this thread? This is the worst /sug/ I've seen in a long time.
Post cute instead of the random feces you guys have been dropping.
You sure about that? I'd rather be here than the shithole that is /b/. Im not fucking kidding.
Yeah, I know. Congratulations. It's the same picture, just bigger.
more amethyst episodes when
it already feels like it's been so long
Pearl becoming a submissive sex slave
The idea of pearl being forced to relearn to be a slave gem until she accepts it makes me diamonds. Her regressing back, losing all the progress she has made at becoming an individual until she is a simple Pearl again, and thinking it is for the best Would have me fapping for a fucking week.
>The Pearl steven knew was gone
>The light, the fire that shone in her eyes was replaced by a dull empty expression
>All Pearl could do was take order, much to Peridots sexually frustrated delight
>She was nothing but another Pearl now, nothing unique about her
>And Roses Pearl had never been more happy
I am disgusted by this.
I have seen horrors beyond belief anon, but by God, you can derive pleasure from this? I have seen many things, seen things which would amaze, which would astound, which would terrify even things that are beautiful.
You like this? Mio dios, go to a church. I'm not even Christian, go to a church because there you might learn a semblance of morality.
Why must CN leave us high and dry like this?
Why can't they return to a regular schedule? Or at least give us hint at whats going to happen next bomb
Next bomb is going to lead up to Lapis joining the CGs because fuck you.
>Captcha is 5555
>you will never berate and /kick Zuke from the raid because she's a dime a dozen DPS
>you will never spend hours ganking her across characters until she logs out
>you will never be able to see her cry about you on her twitter
Somehow this feels worse. Like, the characters already been through so much suffering, and this is now double suffering.
>you will never visit zuke as she's in the middle of a raid
>you will never whine about how she needs to hurry up
>she will never ignore you and continue her game
>you will never sneak up behind her and begin to snake your hands through her clothes
>you will never grin wickedly as you hear her breath hitch
>you will never begin to suck on her neck and rub her big pink button
>you will never insert one finger into her pussoir
>you will never begin to grope her small yet perky breasts
>you will never push her orgasm into overdrive
>you will never quick F10 + Enter the game as she's still in the throughs of orgasm
>you will never run as fast as you can out of the room
>you will never cover your ears as she realizes what you've done
"Can you freaks give me back my penis? oh and while you're at it, MY FREAKING SON TOO?"
Ruby is my waifu but i love seeing her suffer.
Any character i enjoy, i want to see it suffering, i think it's fun and funny.
Yeah, too bad she was scared off social media, but then what do you expect? It's not like it's not common knowledge that most people on the internet should not be allowed on the internet
so uh do you guys want me to draw pearl taking part in connie and stevens sex adventures in this AU?
>What was I thinking, I really am just a Pearl. And nothing more.
>Hearing those commands from Peridot remind me of Rose way back when.
>It feels so good to obey
>Like I’m close to Rose again
Ruby and saph are bubbled for rebeling against stevens authority, amy is a social aid, pearl is an enforcer, peri is royal councel mechanic, steboni is princess, ronaldo is a crazy hic spreading slander about stevens authoritybut deemed harmless cuz hes like mcgucken and no one listens to him. ect ect.
Fellow Footfags anons here?
Which gems have the best feet?
My personal favorites has to be pearl, amethyst, rose, and probably lapis.
>Am trying to think of something to ask
>Am getting incredibly bias over the fact Garnet is just btfo'd for whatever reason
Off to bed. Goodnight /sug/. Thanks for the good company <3
One does have to wonder why the homeworld would choose to colonize Earth in the first place. They're just tearing it down for scrap you can get pretty much anywhere, yet, target a planet with something as rare as life, and amidst other, larger planets which seem to be untapped. I've got some theories myself...
1. Organic life is considered icky pests, or perhaps a greater potential threat. They seek to destroy it.
2. It just happened to be a good warp pad spot, anyways, and warp pads only work in certain places.
Thoughts? Opinions? New theories?
lel garnet can see the future of what steven is becoming she tried to talk to him first to no avail, then she deviated and rebelled cuz steven became a dictator felt it was no different than the diamond authority, she got aprehended poofed and bubbled cuz steven still had enough heart to not kill her.
Watch Classroom Gems. Injectors use suck "life" out of the ground to produce new gems. The presence of organic life is necessary for gems to reproduce, which is why the Diamond Authority was completely justified in colonizing Earth. Nothing would have gone to waste.
here. pearl and rose. ame's are good too
>aim to fug a grunt
>end up fuggin a goddess-queen instead
I'm honestly trying not to be bias and see where this goes but i'm just disappointed Garnet is removed from this AU just because she doesn't like what she sees.
fucking ching-chong backwards tumblr taggin system
What if the gems are just a byproduct from a much older advanced race like something from Prometheus?
What would you react?
Good night, anon. Hope you don't get touched by anyone while you sleep.
I think we've got a glance of that in Joking Victim
And to answer your question, pic related
Yeah that's what usually happens.
I'll stop whining for now and just see how this plays out.
>pearl accidentally got the oven on fire
>amethyst trying to mix up the ingredients but ends up making a huge mess
>garnet would stare at a lettuce for hours
>lapis accidentally spills water on the meat.
>peridot trying to cut cucumbers but ends up cutting a table
>jasper punching the shit out of fruits and vegetables.
Goodnight you pieces of shit
Nightmares upon all
>Directed towards Homeworld in general
You are idiots. IDIOTS! What the hell are you thinking? You need "life force" to reproduce? "Life force"? Are you just that set in your ways? Life is powered by energy. Energy = reproduction for you guys. It isn't that hard! And on your weapons: no ranged weapons for your supersoldiers? Not even your equivalent to a rifle? A pistol? Peridot got those cool limb enhancers, the least you could do is give Jasper a gun. Also, superweapons. The genocide is supposed to come after the superweapon, not before! But on the plus side, you left behind all this useful tech. And you left behind Garnet, Amethyst and a freed defective Pearl. Smaller production model, efficient combat unit, and a defect that can be used to give your underclasses free will. Let's see how this pans out for you, shall we? Spoilers: in the end the Diamonds die, and we win.
You know what this cartoon show really needs??????
A Majin Buu like saga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell me that wouldn't set the online world on fire!
I would very much like to, but I also don't want to scorch my p-diddle.
i love pearl's fluffy hair
Oh, and another thing. You see, normally humans get guilty or sad when they kill something forever. But you guys aren't like most living things. You are literal emotional voids. You've replaced family, friends and love with honor, misinformation and slavery. So now we feel no guilt in shattering you by the millions. Excellent planning ahead there. Scared? Frightened? Terrified? You should be, because the most insane and savage race in the history of the universe is about to fuck your pansy asses up. Your ass is grass, motherfuckers, and we have an infinite supply of lawnmowers.
Mind filling me in on a summary of what happened to him and why his tumblr seems to be hijacked or some bullshit?
All I know is that an anon posted a link to the tumblr and a bunch of Peri/Steven porn Drawpod had done. Then a few days later they were gone. Likely deactivated by the staff because of report spamming
Yeah it's deactivated.
Oddly (though if i found the right one) his description looks like the work of a hijacker and is just asking for some other user to get an artwork done.
Please, let me marry Steven or Jasper.
Also include the husbandos you twat
You know who worked as a storyboard revisionist for that episode?
it's based bruh
just like your trips
now chill familia
You speak like a petulant fool, rambling on about things you have the barest understanding of. Do you think, despite our technological wonders, that such a correlation escapes us? That we refuse to do so simply because we are "evil" or "cruel?" If all it took was energy, the stars themselves would have winked out long before you were born, and the cores of their planets frozen to solid stone.
The Jasper was given all the tools deemed necessary, and only failed because of an extremely improbable complication, rather than being solely underequipped. Were it not for her pride, the Temple and the Crystal Gems would have been vaporized before the Hand Corvette was near landing.
It's funny how you prop yourself onto a grand pedestal despite being confined to a very small ball of muck and having zero to no interest in the technology left behind for thousands of years. It paints a picture of timid sheep rather than the conquerers you are attempting to portray yourself as.
Rolled Pearl, now for the date.
>She looked absolutely radiant, in spite of her never changing her outfit.
>The mid-day workout was exhilarating.
>I couldn't keep up, but I'm sure she understood.
>It's not every day a human joins in a monster battle.
>We watched the sea together.
>I know she doesn't eat, but it was nice of her to sit there as I ate my fries.
>I wondered what she had going through her head with such a sullen look.
>I thought we were having a good time, even if she didn't speak.
>That was okay thought.
>That night was gonna be magical.
>I made my move as we approached her front door.
>I learned real quick how into roleplay she was.
>She shouted 'who are you?', and 'what are doing?', with such conviction.
>I planned out our second date for after I get out of the hospital.
Sorry, did I piss you off a bit? The only reason we didn't seek out the technology before was because we didn't have the weaponry to destroy the inhabitants within. With the invention of the machinegun and chemical weaponry, new vistas have been opened to us. Oh, and your little heat-proof babies, what does your silly caste system call them again, Rubies that you sent last time? We found a way to kill them with fire. If we can do that, then I think we can do anything. We're building a stairway to the heavens, and we have come to kill its inhabitants.
Any levels of depressed.
I'm entering a very tense situation and it could fuck someone up bad.
If I wanted to say something to Homeworld I'd just ask why they don't use bio-engineering to create a hardy space cow that can live in the most hostile of climates, and reproduce rapidly, so they can go to shit worlds, dump the moon cows on there, and come back a year later to harvest the fuck out of it.
They are of a technological level that is akin to goddamn magic, you think they could have done this shit.
>before Steven gets to the entrance to battle yellow diamond
>Yellow Pearl halts Steven before going to YD Throne/Room
>"heh, well hi there, Small Quartz, so you finally made it this far huh?"
>"you know, I am going to be honest with you, I'm impressed at how far you have come here, shattered over 100 Rubies, knocked out tons of jaspers, and well here you are, almost getting to YD room"
>"stopping the homeworld from destroying earth, is that why you are here to battle YD? To destroy the cluster laser to prevent earth from destroying itself?"
>Yellow Pearl Finalizes Her Sentence
>"you know, I have no regrets if this place is going to be blown up, it is my fate to obey the one and only powerful gem of the universe, Yellow Diamond"
>"So PREPARE YOURSELF CLOD!"
>then a light emitts upon Yellow Pearl's Gem, she then shines up for her to be in Full Metallic Armor along with a helmet to protect her gem"
>she pulls out a emitting Trident that is a more powerful version of Pearl's Spear.
>Steven pulls out The Rose Sword
>This is it
What inhabitants? Strawberries? Ancient, lifeless holes and drills? Your give excuses rather than results.
Overexposure to anything will destroy anything else. Even you can die when exposed to too much water, correct?
Oh, and congratulations on your discovery of kinetic weaponry and chemical reaction. I'm sure that's quite the achievement.
>I will never lovingly burn Ronaldo's thighs with a hot spoon and tell him no one will ever believe him
I think I have another one
I wasn't kidding, bitch. This shit will make abestos burn. Your main army has become obselete.
It's not the heat that'll kill them. It's the spontaneous fluorination and oxidation on their gems. At minimum, they will be so severely degraded that they will never function again, forever screaming in an eternal nightmare from which they cannot escape. Similarly, the massive amounts of energy used to sustain a Gem in it's barest form can be harvested and utilized for new and exotic weapons, such as superluminal and space-tearing weaponry. You may have numbers, but we have ingenuity and wits.
Which one of you is responsible for this.
This joke is getting out of hand
I honestly thing its more of a sex thing than an abuse thing. Like hot rape it's bad but it's extremely hot when you think about it
Again, congratulations on discovering chemical reactions.
With that out of the way, how exactly do you plan on getting near us when we'd have absolute aerial and orbital supremacy and no reason to avoid civilian casualties?
You act as though fighting a superior force with the ability to travel between galaxies is easy.
Is Pearl's forehead pearl really different from the other pearl's we've seen? I know it looks oval, but I think that's just because we don't see it straight on.
Of course; do what you must. Our victory is already assured.
Also, I'm out of Diamond Authority reaction images.