/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Peri a lewd edition
Previous thread >>1054842
1080p Torrents
https://kat.cr/user/wuskydingo/uploads/
>Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
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https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
https://Dontforgetwereinexile.net/#dfafdafafafj!eiehofjhaeoja
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android:https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS:https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8
>Extended Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BfOx56KSxQ
a proper thread!
finally!
First for no more dubs!
>>1059518
Sorry, I'm still playing dragon's dogma so I ain't paying attention
NO
I HATE THIS EDITION
PERI FOR HUG NOT FUG
If dubs Hellen makes an amazing show that gets a long lifetime
>>1059841
Last two numbers on post decide who you'll fuck:
>01-05 = Steven
>06-10 = Pearl
>11-15 = Amethyst
>16-20 = Garnet
>21-25 = Ruby
>26-30 = Sapphire
>31-35 = Stevonnie
>36-40 = Peridot
>41-45 = Lapis
>46-50 = Jasper
>51-55 = Yellow Diamond
>56-60 = Blue Diamond
>61-65 = Rose Quartz
>66-70 = Yellow Pearl
>71-75 = Blue Pearl
>76-80 = Young Amethyst
>81-85 = Young Pearl
>86-90 = Young Garnet
>91-95 = Cotton Candy Garnet
>96-00 = Shrek
>Trips = Greg
>Quads = Zuke or Sucrose
>>1060531
If dubs, then I rub all these peridots pussies and watch them orgasm on my fingertips
>>1060507
This thread is soo much better.
>>1060444
AaahhahahaaaaAAAAHAHAHGAHHHHHHAAHAAAAA
@1060571
Fuck off
>>1056918
Requested from the previous thread. [spoiler]I tried.[/spoiler]
>>1059899
>>1059906
>>1060571
ames
If dubs
We all have a massive orgy
>>1060556
NO SHE IS MY FUCK BUDDY
>>1060571
>>/b/
Kill yourself
>>1060588
Classic
>>1060571
Roll
If dubs
We dance like it's 1999!
Then we back some cinnamon rolls
>>1060571
Rolling for Sucrose
>>1060600
Anon, it's too late.
We're already dead.
>>1060571
Kill yourself, fucking god damn faggot.
>>1060571
Now to wait....
There!
>>1060588
Now you're gonna have to do an opposite to please the Sapphirefags.
>>1060571
Roll
>>1060573
bad
Love you /sug/
Even when you get horribly off topic
>>1060573
Rolling
>>1060626
If dubs
We all eat some cinnamon sammiches
I'm tired guys. I haven't slept in two days, and eaten in one.
>>1060663
>That filename
Hello Ellipse(?)
>>1060651
If dubs loveposter goes away forever
If dubs
We all go on a bull run
>>1060651
>Off topic
Fuck you.
>>1060571
Rolling
>>1060573
you piece of human garbage
post su cringe
>>1060589
ok now for the real question, which one would you **fugg**?
>>1060651
fuck off you filthy whore
you think we didn't see you over at /co/ spewing the same lies
>>1060651
Kill yourself
>>1060651
Fuck off
>>1060641
>>1060737
>>1060759
Dumb Appledrone
>>1060740
Isn't lapidot cringey in general?
>>1060740
http://steven-universe-furry-edits.tumblr.com
>>1059999
As prophesized by the dubs god
>>1060781
Ouch.
>>1060651
I can never tell if you guys actually hate this guy, or if I missed out on the start of a joke
>>1060810
There's a fucking button to download images off deviantart for fuck sake
>>1060790
The 'meme dorito/free spirit lapis' is cringe.
The less common but more realistic portrayal of a potential relationship between them is better - in that they're both completely mentally fucked up assholes who have to deal with living on Earth and with the Crystal Gems. Especially Lapis.
>>1060795
>Furry edits
>cringey
But it looks good though
Also kill yourself.
>>1060651
I love you too loveposter
>>1060706
Hello. Yeah, I tend to use my own images most of the time at this point since I've got so many of them.
Also, never know when someone who missed their request being done will see it.
>>1060799
>>1060795
the fuck
>>1060799
REBECCA NO!
I TRUSTED YOU!
guys PLEASE be nice to pericherry
>Sees this
>What do?
>>1060799
You disgust me, Rebecca.
>>1060845
Thats actually cute
>>1060870
Okay
>>1060872
Send it back
>>1060870
Am I the only Perifag who wants to see her suffer?
>>1060872
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUj6NQJG8iw
>>1060872
Do whatcha want, kid. You have a long enough lifespan for controversy to die out. That, and if it feels good, do it. That advice will getcha through life, I tell ya.
>>1060893
No
>>1060879
>>1060893
I know there is one guy to see her get reverted to a sex slave pearl or something. I'm going to see if it's in the archive
>>1060879
Peri into gore porn confirmed.
>>1060571
Rolling for Peri's cherry
>>1060924
Oh gez, I though you said pearl
>>1060571
I suppose one more roll couldn't hurt.
What the fuck is wrong with this thread? This is the worst /sug/ I've seen in a long time.
Post cute instead of the random feces you guys have been dropping.
>>1060571
oka.
>>1060600
Anon, we're on /trash/ this place is worse than /b/
It's so bad it doesn't even have a link to it with the other boards.
Sugilite best fusion
>>1060966
>>1060973
You sure about that? I'd rather be here than the shithole that is /b/. Im not fucking kidding.
>>1060966
>>1060966
CUTE
>>1060799
>>1060571
fuk
>>1060832
Yeah, I know. Congratulations. It's the same picture, just bigger.
>>1060981
WOULD FUCK
O
U
L
D
F
U
C
K
>>1060622
getting feisty over here are we
>>1060571
periroll
more amethyst episodes when
it already feels like it's been so long
>>1060799
would cuddle on a cold night/10
PERIDOT IS MY WIFE
>>1060799
I bet Zuke has facial hair.
>>1061054
why's she peeing anon
Fuck my fucking asshole why won't you work captcha
>>1060872
insert penis
>>1061054
Why is there fucking apple juice on her crotch?
>>1060571
rolling
>>1061061
Because Im thirsty for the liquid gold
>>1060920
Source?
>>1060704
Go to sleep anon, now.
>>1061064
>Fuck my asshole.
Ok.
>>1061109
gay
>>1060571
There's only one bad option, Shrek
Lay it one me.
>>1060571
no pls no kill thread
>>1061111
>post meme xddd
kill yourself
>>1061111
>image.png
Get off your phone faggot
>>1061145
Fuck off.
CANNON
A
N
N
O
N
captcha is 420
>>1061157
Fuck off asshole, I'm on my tablet.
>>1060571
Roll
>>1061177
Fuck off kim
>>1060924
I would like to know what he wanted, it sounds like something I can get off to, to be honest
>>1061197
Fuck around with someone else, faggot.
I want to show Pearl my collection of bad dragon dildos as she watches in horrified fascination
>>1061203
Pearl becoming a submissive sex slave
The idea of pearl being forced to relearn to be a slave gem until she accepts it makes me diamonds. Her regressing back, losing all the progress she has made at becoming an individual until she is a simple Pearl again, and thinking it is for the best Would have me fapping for a fucking week.
>The Pearl steven knew was gone
>The light, the fire that shone in her eyes was replaced by a dull empty expression
>All Pearl could do was take order, much to Peridots sexually frustrated delight
>She was nothing but another Pearl now, nothing unique about her
>And Roses Pearl had never been more happy
>>1061234
>>1061234
there's a fanfiction about that
>>1061267
fuck is this
>>1061267
This one?
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4176177/chapters/9428868?view_adult=true
>>1061267
What does this have to do with /sug/
>tfw no qt trans gf to snuggle
JUST
>>1061234
I am disgusted by this.
I have seen horrors beyond belief anon, but by God, you can derive pleasure from this? I have seen many things, seen things which would amaze, which would astound, which would terrify even things that are beautiful.
But this?
You like this? Mio dios, go to a church. I'm not even Christian, go to a church because there you might learn a semblance of morality.
>lauren zuke will never sit on your face during a long session of WoW
>>1060571
Roll
Why must CN leave us high and dry like this?
Why can't they return to a regular schedule? Or at least give us hint at whats going to happen next bomb
>>1061380
There was that leak.
>>1061380
Well there was that preview they accidentally aired that had Lapis in it
>>1061380
Next bomb is going to lead up to Lapis joining the CGs because fuck you.
>Captcha is 5555
>>1061325
>you will never berate and /kick Zuke from the raid because she's a dime a dozen DPS
>you will never spend hours ganking her across characters until she logs out
>you will never be able to see her cry about you on her twitter
>>1060507
can someone make a nude edit of this? Or at least without the shorts?
>>1060507
>Tumblr blushing on both the ass and face
Why?
>>1061449
>open paint
>copy the color of her legs
>carefully fill in the shorts with green
How badly do you want it, anon.
>>1061261
Is it the one where Pearl gets taken to homeworld and gets gem pregnant from Jasper?
steven and lapis are the best ship ok?
>>1061315
Have you never seen the MC and corruption threads on /d/?
>>1061476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmKFE2fXNpc
>>1061494
ok
>>1061480
My mac shit computer doesn't have editing software
>>1061486
I hope not, there isn't even MC in that one, just Stockholm Syndrome.
>>1061494
No.
>>1060571
rolling for pearls
>>1061495
Somehow this feels worse. Like, the characters already been through so much suffering, and this is now double suffering.
>>1061435
>you will never visit zuke as she's in the middle of a raid
>you will never whine about how she needs to hurry up
>she will never ignore you and continue her game
>you will never sneak up behind her and begin to snake your hands through her clothes
>you will never grin wickedly as you hear her breath hitch
>you will never begin to suck on her neck and rub her big pink button
>you will never insert one finger into her pussoir
>you will never begin to grope her small yet perky breasts
>you will never push her orgasm into overdrive
>you will never quick F10 + Enter the game as she's still in the throughs of orgasm
>you will never run as fast as you can out of the room
>you will never cover your ears as she realizes what you've done
>>1061435
>you will never play WoW
So glad I had gotten over video games before that one had a chance to ruin my life
I've never seen a game suck the personality out of a person so fast before
>>1060651
Don't let these little fucker people get you down.
Peri-love post everyday.
>>1060571
oaky
>>1061540
this is why zuke doesn't visit /sug/
>>1061359
"Can you freaks give me back my penis? oh and while you're at it, MY FREAKING SON TOO?"
>>1060571
roll
If dubs
Minions will be in SU
>>1061107
Amber rogers tumblr
>>1061586
good try
If dubs Ian becomes a professional rapper
>>1061586
minion-yaoi.deviantart.com
>>1061526
yea
>>1061530
It's not suffering if she is happy.
Look how happy she was under Rose, following her orders like a good Pearl
Ruby is my waifu but i love seeing her suffer.
Any character i enjoy, i want to see it suffering, i think it's fun and funny.
>>1061494
Is... is that a diaper?
>>1061556
Yeah, too bad she was scared off social media, but then what do you expect? It's not like it's not common knowledge that most people on the internet should not be allowed on the internet
>>1061627
>Fun
>Funny
What are you, a psychopath!?
>>1061632
> what is a blanket
so uh do you guys want me to draw pearl taking part in connie and stevens sex adventures in this AU?
>>1061618
>What was I thinking, I really am just a Pearl. And nothing more.
>Hearing those commands from Peridot remind me of Rose way back when.
>It feels so good to obey
>Like I’m close to Rose again
>>1061608
dear god
no
>>1061526
Kill yourself
>>1061649
Probably. If anything i'm like Rebecca: "i enjoy seeing the characters crying, it's fun!".
Except i like to go to a whole other level
>>1061654
Yes. May I ask the where the other characters sit in this AU?
>>1060507
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Is it fun?
>>1061608
>minion-yaoi.deviantart.com
>>1061688
It's paper Mario fight mechanics, a good 3 hours, 6 if you and to 100% everything. Even have voice acting
>>1061679
Ruby and saph are bubbled for rebeling against stevens authority, amy is a social aid, pearl is an enforcer, peri is royal councel mechanic, steboni is princess, ronaldo is a crazy hic spreading slander about stevens authoritybut deemed harmless cuz hes like mcgucken and no one listens to him. ect ect.
>>1061696
yea
>>1061692
>I post a meme.
>Get's attack by a Samefag
>He post a meme
>Doesn't get attack
Fuck me.
>>1060571
Rolling for orange abs.
Fellow Footfags anons here?
Which gems have the best feet?
My personal favorites has to be pearl, amethyst, rose, and probably lapis.
>>1060571
fuck it this has already gotten a hundred responses, I might as well roll too.
>>1061750
who
>>1061744
What a turn things took
>>1061714
Okay, for $3 it could be nice.
>>1061775
Faggot
>>1061760
http://www.gallerynucleus.com/detail/19782/
Eh I found something, guess there would be no high res of this.
>>1061744
>Am trying to think of something to ask
>Am getting incredibly bias over the fact Garnet is just btfo'd for whatever reason
Help
>>1061827
Nice try faggot
>>1061828
.You will never go back to the easy days when a generic anime girls sideboob was enough to jerk off to for a week
>>1060545
This Garnet does things to my pee pee.
Off to bed. Goodnight /sug/. Thanks for the good company <3
>>1061649
would you quit this autistic shtick already
One does have to wonder why the homeworld would choose to colonize Earth in the first place. They're just tearing it down for scrap you can get pretty much anywhere, yet, target a planet with something as rare as life, and amidst other, larger planets which seem to be untapped. I've got some theories myself...
1. Organic life is considered icky pests, or perhaps a greater potential threat. They seek to destroy it.
2. It just happened to be a good warp pad spot, anyways, and warp pads only work in certain places.
Thoughts? Opinions? New theories?
>>1061820
lel garnet can see the future of what steven is becoming she tried to talk to him first to no avail, then she deviated and rebelled cuz steven became a dictator felt it was no different than the diamond authority, she got aprehended poofed and bubbled cuz steven still had enough heart to not kill her.
>>1061844
Fuck off, I'm talking to someone.
And besides, if being a mobliefag upsets you so much, your a faggot.
>>1061867
Maybe they need to consume organic life to be born. I mean the Kindergarten was pretty barren of life.
>>1061827
What exactly do you mean?
>>1061760
she post just this http://egomatter.tumblr.com/post/131436180341/two-more-previews-for-two-more-entries-for-the
>>1061861
Im just saying.
>>1061883
Piss off, King Autismo
>>1061857
Fuck off.
>>1061880
Garnet's poofing would be super dramatic i feel.
Like, Steven is just so dissapointed of her because he trusted her so much, while Garnet just gasps in pain until she poofs.
>>1061234
did you not see yellow diamond's pearl? she was nothing like that
you cook anything tonight /sug/?
Making some persian stew. Shit is gonna be delicious.
Too bad gems don't do food. Imagine what kind of fucked up shit Gem cuisine could have been
>>1061883
Christ you're retarded
>>1061867
Watch Classroom Gems. Injectors use suck "life" out of the ground to produce new gems. The presence of organic life is necessary for gems to reproduce, which is why the Diamond Authority was completely justified in colonizing Earth. Nothing would have gone to waste.
>>1061883
Kill yourself
>>1061857
Good night anon
Dream sweet dreams
>>1061916
And yet Blue Pearls Diamond was
>>1061775
here. pearl and rose. ame's are good too
>>1061897
That's just a reply from the Samefag. Besides, I would know if it was me.
>>1061759
>aim to fug a grunt
>end up fuggin a goddess-queen instead
Huh.
>>1061920
>Gem cuisine
Machine filtered nutrient slurry.
>>1061880
I'm honestly trying not to be bias and see where this goes but i'm just disappointed Garnet is removed from this AU just because she doesn't like what she sees.
>>1060571
Gib bearl
>>1061939
But I wasn't samefagging. That post was cancerous
>>1061928
This
Which is why Peridot called yellow a clod for wanting to waste so many valuable resources out of spite
>>1060966
fucking ching-chong backwards tumblr taggin system
What if the gems are just a byproduct from a much older advanced race like something from Prometheus?
What would you react?
>>1061857
Good night, anon. Hope you don't get touched by anyone while you sleep.
>>1061920
I think we've got a glance of that in Joking Victim
And to answer your question, pic related
>>1061898
One of the next episodes is gonna be Greg/Vidalia bonding
Nice
>>1061960
Well, sorry. I'm might just be acting stupid.
>>1061936
the point is there's no set personality for them.
>>1061945
>The gems have to cook a meal for Steven for the night.
What do they each do? Homeworld's included.
>>1061990
>>1061964
What do you mean, what did I do?
Are you a child?
>>1061857
Good night anon
>>1061953
you think i removed her? oh boy i have some pleasant things in store for her.
>>1061970
The message the Cluster would have sent and the utilization of those gem corpses to make the wunderwaffen is worth more than those static resources tbqh
>>1061993
Not him but, we have only seen two homeworld pearls, both of which were under a diamond. We have no idea how a civilian Pearl is suppose to act
I don't even fucking watch this show. Why am I here and discussing it again?
>>1061914
I guess it would not help his spiral into chaos.
>>1061359
>>1062009
you know what, I'm sorry for acting like a autistic manchild /sug/. I just gonna get off of the boards for a while.
>>1062025
I'd imagine all pearls would have similar base personalities, with some relatively small variations.
What would you say to the Gems?
Dubs, i draw futadot
I miss my father ;__;
>>1062074
i'd ask if i could cum on them
>>1061615
>>1062020
Yeah that's what usually happens.
I'll stop whining for now and just see how this plays out.
>>1062061
The autistic manchildren are the ones telling you to kill yourself for no real reason tbqh
>>1062074
How is it like to take care of Steven.
>>1061745
>>1061995
>pearl accidentally got the oven on fire
>amethyst trying to mix up the ingredients but ends up making a huge mess
>garnet would stare at a lettuce for hours
>lapis accidentally spills water on the meat.
>peridot trying to cut cucumbers but ends up cutting a table
>jasper punching the shit out of fruits and vegetables.
Rooby booty
Would you?
>>1060571
Roll
>>1062089
Are you ok?
>>1062132
No. I would not fuck forever fire babby.
>>1062117
Well, most of the Anon's will say "kill yourself".
>>1062123
It sounds like Garnet is the only one that actually fully makes her meal for Steven.
>>1062132
>>1062132
only if she doesn't want it
>>1062198
Burnt Dick?
Goodnight you pieces of shit
Nightmares upon all
>>1062148
Why didn't my dad just soften up and love me, anon?
Wasn't I a good enough son for him? I didn't ask to be born!!!!!!
>>1061775
>>1062229
Love you you too anon.
>>1062074
>Directed towards Homeworld in general
You are idiots. IDIOTS! What the hell are you thinking? You need "life force" to reproduce? "Life force"? Are you just that set in your ways? Life is powered by energy. Energy = reproduction for you guys. It isn't that hard! And on your weapons: no ranged weapons for your supersoldiers? Not even your equivalent to a rifle? A pistol? Peridot got those cool limb enhancers, the least you could do is give Jasper a gun. Also, superweapons. The genocide is supposed to come after the superweapon, not before! But on the plus side, you left behind all this useful tech. And you left behind Garnet, Amethyst and a freed defective Pearl. Smaller production model, efficient combat unit, and a defect that can be used to give your underclasses free will. Let's see how this pans out for you, shall we? Spoilers: in the end the Diamonds die, and we win.
>>1061608
>minion-yaoi.deviantart.com
>>1062233
It's ok buddy.
>>1062208
Makes sense that SU threads would be full of genuine autists
You know what this cartoon show really needs??????
A Majin Buu like saga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell me that wouldn't set the online world on fire!
>/sug/ found my tumblr
sorry
>>1062236
she looks kinda hot with that outfit
>>1062132
I would very much like to, but I also don't want to scorch my p-diddle.
>>1060571
Rolling for peridot
>>1062289
It's ok, we won't judge you.
>>1062259
i love pearl's fluffy hair
>>1062229
I love you anon.
>>1062289
its cute
>>1062246
>Cont.
Oh, and another thing. You see, normally humans get guilty or sad when they kill something forever. But you guys aren't like most living things. You are literal emotional voids. You've replaced family, friends and love with honor, misinformation and slavery. So now we feel no guilt in shattering you by the millions. Excellent planning ahead there. Scared? Frightened? Terrified? You should be, because the most insane and savage race in the history of the universe is about to fuck your pansy asses up. Your ass is grass, motherfuckers, and we have an infinite supply of lawnmowers.
>>1062289
nigga, it's 2016.
>tfw we got Drawpods tumblr killed
229
>>1062289
You deserve to be bullied
>>1062198
>>1062216
>>1062084
Please
>>1060571
rolling in hopes of something decent
>>1062397
Mind filling me in on a summary of what happened to him and why his tumblr seems to be hijacked or some bullshit?
>>1062397
Who?
>>1060571
pearl or rose
>>1062466
All I know is that an anon posted a link to the tumblr and a bunch of Peri/Steven porn Drawpod had done. Then a few days later they were gone. Likely deactivated by the staff because of report spamming
>>1060571
>>1062528
Yeah it's deactivated.
Oddly (though if i found the right one) his description looks like the work of a hijacker and is just asking for some other user to get an artwork done.
>>1060571
Please, let me marry Steven or Jasper.
Also include the husbandos you twat
>>1062513
I'm fine with that
>>1062549
Nah I checked the guys tumblr, he says he claimed it so no one could pretend to be the guy
http://disgustedorito.tumblr.com/post/137648204706/soy-you-know-what-happened-to-drawpod
>>1062290
>>1062602
Now i get it
>>1060571
roleoleoleo
>>1062600
>>1062648
Bitch you got shrek, deal with it
>>1060571
Last time.
Rolling for anything that's not complete shit
>>1062602
i should have made a soup account instead
>>1061775
You know who worked as a storyboard revisionist for that episode?
Luke Weber
>>1060571
Whoever I roll, I will write our date. Get ready buds.
>>1060571
finger in the boypussy please
>>1062697
no
way
>>1062711
yep, he was also a board revisionist for Onion Trade (the other Lamar solo episode)
>>1062696
Never to late. You can do what Gnome did and make it friend only as well so
>>1062711
yeah way.
>>1062697
Who made this? I want to tell him to kill himself
>>1060571
i got ame first
>>1062777
Luke Weber (creator of bikini cowboy, boarded the scene in the middle of arcade mania) did
>>1060571
Yoroll
>>1062777
it's based bruh
just like your trips
now chill familia
>>1062739
I'll try on tumblr. if anything happens I'll make a soup account
>>1060571
poyl royl
>>1062846
>i like cuck porn
>>1062863
i like how they gave her a snooty nose
>>1062885
i can't jack off because it takes away from my daily energy so i don't watch porn
>>1060571
rollan because I have nothing to do
>>1062246
>>1062363
You speak like a petulant fool, rambling on about things you have the barest understanding of. Do you think, despite our technological wonders, that such a correlation escapes us? That we refuse to do so simply because we are "evil" or "cruel?" If all it took was energy, the stars themselves would have winked out long before you were born, and the cores of their planets frozen to solid stone.
The Jasper was given all the tools deemed necessary, and only failed because of an extremely improbable complication, rather than being solely underequipped. Were it not for her pride, the Temple and the Crystal Gems would have been vaporized before the Hand Corvette was near landing.
It's funny how you prop yourself onto a grand pedestal despite being confined to a very small ball of muck and having zero to no interest in the technology left behind for thousands of years. It paints a picture of timid sheep rather than the conquerers you are attempting to portray yourself as.
>>1062881
you did it!
>>1060571
roll for steven
>>1062919
Welp.
>>1062706
Rolled Pearl, now for the date.
>She looked absolutely radiant, in spite of her never changing her outfit.
>The mid-day workout was exhilarating.
>I couldn't keep up, but I'm sure she understood.
>It's not every day a human joins in a monster battle.
>We watched the sea together.
>I know she doesn't eat, but it was nice of her to sit there as I ate my fries.
>I wondered what she had going through her head with such a sullen look.
>I thought we were having a good time, even if she didn't speak.
>That was okay thought.
>That night was gonna be magical.
>I made my move as we approached her front door.
>I learned real quick how into roleplay she was.
>She shouted 'who are you?', and 'what are doing?', with such conviction.
>I planned out our second date for after I get out of the hospital.
i want to tie pearl to a pole in the lawn so she doesn't get away
Is there a better anime than SU?
I think out.
>>1062978
king of the hill
cory in the house
dinners drive ins and dives
arthur
>>1062855
Make both, use Soup as a back up in case it happenes. So that you don't lose everything
>>1062968
she's not a dog you freak
>>1062978
Airplane instruction videos from the 80's
I think i need some depressive gems.
do you guys have a link to where I can download the ost?
>>1062920
Sorry, did I piss you off a bit? The only reason we didn't seek out the technology before was because we didn't have the weaponry to destroy the inhabitants within. With the invention of the machinegun and chemical weaponry, new vistas have been opened to us. Oh, and your little heat-proof babies, what does your silly caste system call them again, Rubies that you sent last time? We found a way to kill them with fire. If we can do that, then I think we can do anything. We're building a stairway to the heavens, and we have come to kill its inhabitants.
>>1063014
>>1063014
yeah, she's even worse
she's a pearl
really important poll
http://strawpoll.me/6597946
>>1063014
So you say.
>>1063022
Depressive how?
>>1060736
My piece got indexered. Cooooooolllllll!
>>1063083
>http://strawpoll.me/6597946
i'd vote both as long as it's love affiliated
>>1063022
>>1063100
Any levels of depressed.
I'm entering a very tense situation and it could fuck someone up bad.
>>1063116
well, good luck with that.
>>1062246
>>1062363
If I wanted to say something to Homeworld I'd just ask why they don't use bio-engineering to create a hardy space cow that can live in the most hostile of climates, and reproduce rapidly, so they can go to shit worlds, dump the moon cows on there, and come back a year later to harvest the fuck out of it.
They are of a technological level that is akin to goddamn magic, you think they could have done this shit.
>>1063116
i don't save sad shit
cheer up mate
>>1060745
Depends on which ones have vargubas.
>>1063160
shieet
>>1063116
look out for this edge.
>>1063180
Yes and I want more of it
>before Steven gets to the entrance to battle yellow diamond
>Yellow Pearl halts Steven before going to YD Throne/Room
>"heh, well hi there, Small Quartz, so you finally made it this far huh?"
>"you know, I am going to be honest with you, I'm impressed at how far you have come here, shattered over 100 Rubies, knocked out tons of jaspers, and well here you are, almost getting to YD room"
>"stopping the homeworld from destroying earth, is that why you are here to battle YD? To destroy the cluster laser to prevent earth from destroying itself?"
>Yellow Pearl Finalizes Her Sentence
>"you know, I have no regrets if this place is going to be blown up, it is my fate to obey the one and only powerful gem of the universe, Yellow Diamond"
>"So PREPARE YOURSELF CLOD!"
>then a light emitts upon Yellow Pearl's Gem, she then shines up for her to be in Full Metallic Armor along with a helmet to protect her gem"
>she pulls out a emitting Trident that is a more powerful version of Pearl's Spear.
>Steven pulls out The Rose Sword
>This is it
>>1063083
Where's the "i don't care" option
>>1063046
What inhabitants? Strawberries? Ancient, lifeless holes and drills? Your give excuses rather than results.
Overexposure to anything will destroy anything else. Even you can die when exposed to too much water, correct?
Oh, and congratulations on your discovery of kinetic weaponry and chemical reaction. I'm sure that's quite the achievement.
>>1063206
i didn't ask for these feel
is there more?
>>1063236
there is one
you're just too much of a retard to figure it out by yourself
>I will never lovingly burn Ronaldo's thighs with a hot spoon and tell him no one will ever believe him
Suffering.
>>1063251
Well then help a retard out you faggot
>>1063215
I think I have another one
>>1063245
I wasn't kidding, bitch. This shit will make abestos burn. Your main army has become obselete.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlorine_trifluoride#Military_applications
It's not the heat that'll kill them. It's the spontaneous fluorination and oxidation on their gems. At minimum, they will be so severely degraded that they will never function again, forever screaming in an eternal nightmare from which they cannot escape. Similarly, the massive amounts of energy used to sustain a Gem in it's barest form can be harvested and utilized for new and exotic weapons, such as superluminal and space-tearing weaponry. You may have numbers, but we have ingenuity and wits.
I want garnet to sit on my face
>>1061972
well, it would make sense. We still have no idea as to where the first gem came from or how gems (besides amethyst) are created.
Which one of you is responsible for this.
This joke is getting out of hand
>>1061111
Check d
>>1063381
Which one Sapphire/Ruby abuse or Ruby ass?
>>1063101
You've hit the big leagues!
>>1063390
Aboose
The joke was funny when it was exclusive to /sug/ but this is gonna get out of hand fast.
>>1061197
Omfg TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSS MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1063401
are you actually retarded?
>>1060571
late to the thread, but rollin
>>1063401
Because people want to corrupt good things.
The pure the thing the more corrupted it gets
You just can't unknow some things.
>>1063405
Literally drown in piss, pal
How would Garnet look like with Sapphires Hair
>>1063401
I still want to abuse/rape Ruby.
>>1063440
Like Pilot Garnet
>>1063440
>>1063440
probably more like pilot garnet
>>1063401
I honestly thing its more of a sex thing than an abuse thing. Like hot rape it's bad but it's extremely hot when you think about it
>>1063328
Again, congratulations on discovering chemical reactions.
With that out of the way, how exactly do you plan on getting near us when we'd have absolute aerial and orbital supremacy and no reason to avoid civilian casualties?
You act as though fighting a superior force with the ability to travel between galaxies is easy.
>>1063491
We never said it is easy. But you will have vast casualties, be assured. And there will be no "civilian" casualties. When extinction is on the line, everybody is the soldier
>>1062363
Why do they all look like niggers?
>>1063528
You know why.
>>1063475
i think you're confusing rape with rough sex/kink
buzz buzz im a giraffe??
>>1061608
Is Pearl's forehead pearl really different from the other pearl's we've seen? I know it looks oval, but I think that's just because we don't see it straight on.
>>1063581
Kkkeeeeekkkk
I need purple
give
Alrighty then AU lewds fresh.
>>1063581
Kim you're alive! Please show us your other tabs.
>>1063602
Wow, this art is terrible.
>>1063602
O-Oh my
>>1063602
noice
>>1063602
That is definitely lewd
>>1063602
Pearl's arm and dong look so WRONG.
Like, the angle the arm is at and the foreskin doesn't look too natural.
>>1063599
>>1063599
>>1063581
What's you're deviantart?
>>1063619
Eyyyy Lmao
>>1063602
this is a good thing
>>1063599
>>1063581
I can't even... what the hell am I looking at?
>>1063634
Welp it its my first time drawing a dong heh.
>>1063634
>implying pearl knows how to make a correct dong.
>implying
>>1063599
>>1061971
Indexer, you fucking fuck.
>>1063522
Of course; do what you must. Our victory is already assured.
Also, I'm out of Diamond Authority reaction images.
>>1063696
>implying /trash/ wants a correct dong
>>1060571
roll
>>1063247
a few.
>>1063602
Some mighty fine stuff right here.
>>1063749
I really love that the focus here is on the mac n cheese
>>1056525
So what's the next step in her master plan?
>>1063737
We will fight to the bitter end, necklord. Humanity will not lay down and die.
And we have a final trump card.
You cannot kill an idea.
We will spread information of freedom, of fusion.
When your subjects realize the injustices upon them, what will you do?
When your subjects realize that their power combined is greater than any of yours, what will you do?
Information is the enemy of dictatorship.
But you cannot truly destroy information.
I miss meekbot
>>1063749
this is even worse ewww
>>1063819
Have steven create the ultimate life form with connie.
>>1063850
>>1063807
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
>>1063599
So in Chille Tid Steven clearly has a dream where he is dating Connie, Pearl is his mother, Amethyst is his sister and Garnet is his cool older friend.
What are Lapis, Peridot and Jasper in his dream world?
>>1063780
>>1063800
From yesterday.
>>1056429
Steven would wonder why his new friends keep wanting to hang out with his dad. Alone.
Peridot
Peridot
Peridot
>>1063884
BULLIES
>>1063884
Peridot is his annoying nerdy little sister, Lapis is the brat cousin, and Jasper is Jasper.
>>1063894
Would you hag out with Greg(alone)?
>>1063916
>you will never cuddle with Jasper on a cold winter night
>you will never feel her strong arms wrap gently around your waist as she pulls you in close
>Jasper will never be real
>>1063846
I hope she comes back soon
>>1063967
you could make a tulpa.
>>1063206
And instead we got
>I don't care, I just don't want you to feel like you have to lie to me.
>>1063901
She looks so cute!
>>1063967
I just want her to be happy but even that isn't for sure.
>>1063884
lapis is obviously the secret surprise love interest
that's why she showed up in place of connie
>>1063619
Are we shitposting the drawfags again? i missed doing that on /co/
>>1063982
>you could become schizophrenic
Who seriously thinks this is a good idea?
>>1063982
>making anything but a Jackie Chan tulpa
It's like you want trouble or something...
>>1063991
What a twist!
>>1064038
Dude, it's not even shitposting, that art is legitimately bad. The anatomy is fucked up first and foremost.
>>1063916
>You will never hatefuck the annoying peridot.
>>1063886
Wheres the rest?
>>1064060
did i trigger you anon?
>>1064016
no Lapis is the girl who has a crush on Steven, but he just thinks of her as a friend
That's why she was crying because Steven was taking Connie to the big dance and not her
>>1063901
What about her?
>>1063602
Ugly art.
>>1064088
Ebin argument :DDD
>>1064060
still better than The ASIAN.
>>1064084
That's all that was posted.
>>1064092
Everything
>>1064105
Let's see yours then baby
>>1063826
Then stand and die. Or sit, run, walk, swim, it does not matter. The secret of rule is not lost on the Diamonds or any of us: they are still at the mercy of the mob.
Gems are made with a purpose, and take great satisfaction in the fulfillment of that purpose. Even the Crystal Gems fall to this and give in to their nature's one way or another.
We also already know of fusion. Did you know humans have small, pebble shaped organs that filter blood and turn those toxins into waste material? It's not really relevant, but neither was bringing up fusion.
>>1064152
Ughhhhh...
>>1064180
Yeah, if you're not going to at least try for yourself then shut the fuck up
>>1060571
Roll
>>1064224
Oh, I see, you're butthurt because someone called out that shit art. You don't need to know how to cook to know when something tastes like shit. Same goes for drawing art.
>>1064169
If at least six have been convinced, then we can convince more. Eventually, probability says that a rebellion will kill you. The downside to being immortal is that everything will happen in your lifespan.
>>1063967
>None of it will be real.
>We are stuck in a terrible place, with only tales of better worlds to sustain us
>>1060571
Rolling.
>>1063437
Pearl and Peri are both cute.
>>1064270
Fuck yes. I want to face fuck that smug face.
>>1060571
R-r-r-r-rollin
>>1064249
>You don't need to know how to cook to know when something tastes like shit
But you also have no right to complain when your mom cooks all your meals
>>1064261
That's dark.
>>1064277
There ok.
>>1064277
I agree
>>1064277
They're cuter together.
>>1064321
*They're
>>1064299
Nice projecting, but I know how to cook. Now, improve your art and stop crying.
There's not enough easily accessible r34 for this show.
>>1064249
>tfw another anon starts defending you
>tfw people think its me defending myself
>tfw this is why i hate when people defend me
ugh, iv been getting critisim for almost all my draw faggotry on 4chan I don't mind ill work to get better Sheesh.
>>1064354
There's a lot of it on tumblr.
>>1064261
you just summarized this world anon
>>1064261
>>1064300
It's the hell we built for ourselves.
>>1060571
rollerino
>>1064347
>Nice projecting, but I know how to cook
lol you're a fucking idiot
not my art btw, I don't draw
>>1064354
Have you not been to paheal?
>>1064354
>easily accessible
Having troubles with Netscape, grandpa?
>>1064389
why is he an idiot?
>>1064389
>claim someone needs know how to draw in order to comment on someone else's art being shit
>doesn't draw
Kek.
>>1064386
h-how anon?
>>1064415
he doesn't understand metaphors
>>1064430
That's why I don't call people's art shit
Where's that anon that was working on the flash games?
>>1064454
whatever makes you feel like you won.
Do you have the guts to bully Pearl?
>>1064504
she does a good job at it herself
Do not fight.
>>1064501
Buddy I've felt that way since we started this conversation
>>1064504
no
pearl is a mentally disturbed rapist who doesn't need to sleep
there's no telling what she could do
>>1064504
Rose is never coming back
Your obsession with her is hurting Steven
You are a danger to him
If this keeps up, you might go corrupted
>>1064474
Thats the thing anon Art being called shit is just how it is to be an artist, I don't come here to have my dick stroked when i draw i come to see if i need more work. People can certainly see what they like and don't like without being in the proffession. So please if you find my art shit just say so, im a big boy i can handle it.
>>1064529
Cool, felt the same way.
>>1064529
That's not a victory, friend.
>>1064504
No way!
>>1064527
please don't hurt that gunnerkrigg court character
o-oh gee rick
ar-are we gonna do a crossover now ?
>>1064504
YOU ARE BAD AT BALLET
Yeah, take that!
Which edition of Kidz Bop did DippyFresh sing in?
>>1064576
plus people who don't draw have a different view which can help sometimes
>>1064504
I want to be bullied by her.
>>1064576
Look, if I have some specific criticisms I put them out there, I just think it's counterproductive to say "it's shit" without really saying why and how it could be made better
>>1064617
FUUUCK! MOOOOM I did it again I'm sorry
>>1064612
No idea what that is, buddy
>>1064504
I'd never bully her, she's so cute! I want to hold her fragile body while we're both wrapped up in a warm blanket.
>>1064626
This is not wrong but For the most part there are people who will tell me what i did wrong. I don't have the implulse to drag it out of every anon.
I have a date on friday, guys.
just wanted to tell someone.
>>1064640
What?
>>1064665
That sounds nice anon.
>>1064504
Why are you all so mean to little pearly wearly?
>>1064504
I don't know. Wouldn't I look a bit silly bullying a fancy handbag?
>>1064695
Congrats. Are you that guy who wouldn't talk to that girl in school?
>>1064695
>date
Stop lying.
>>1064661
SIR PLEASE KAT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
>>1064696
Posted in the wrong general
>>1064705
I want her to cry into my shoulder, and ask to be cuddled.
>>1064719
WHAT
>>1064771
Bitch looks like she just stepped out of a Dr. Seuss book.
>>1064695
I have a date Saturday c:
>>1060571
rolley polly ollie
>>1060571
rollllllll
anyone got any short fanfiction requests I'm kinda bored
>>1064829
Peridot discovers masturbation
>>1064829
some lewd Peridot or Pearl x Anon would be much appreciated
>>1064829
Peridot x reader.
>>1064829
Opal taking Steven and Connie on a mission.
>>1064695
what a loser
hope s/he stands you up
>>1064785
Yellow Pearl isn't a Who.
She's a What.
>>1064870
Anon is a virgin
>>1064829
lewd rose x pearl
>>1064883
Fuck me, then.
>>1064883
Good on ya lad
>>1064883
show us your fics
>>1064896
Is he ok
>>1064896
Ian is peridot confirmed.
>>1064927
I think he and Sugar finally did the deed
>>1064883
Write a story about anon fucking a piece of paper with the word PERIDOT written on one side, and a crude drawing of Pearl on the other, congratulating himself on nabbing a three way, while crying because he subconsciously knows what a loser he is.
Do an Anon fic done right.
>>1064922
most of the older crap is from when i was like 13 but the newer stuff is from requests in a thread last week
https://www.fanfiction.net/~lastgreatdemon
>>1064614
>Yeaaaa-buuurp-yeah Morty.
>But don't worry, Morty, I've got -bruup a great plan.
>I'm going to go undercover as bes-er-best gem Morty.
>Oh jeez Rick, I don't know. What bout me?
>I don't give a fuck, you can be the shitty little green one for all I care.
>>1064938
I knew Peridot had a bbc
>>1064829
Peridot gives Lapis an orange mirror. That's what's in the little present.
Lapis gives Peridot a cold, hard dicking with tentacocks made of water.
>>1064829
peridot cucking sapphire
>>1064959
>le reddit and memey
>>1064956
Why is everyone so thirsty for Peridot tonight?
>>1064504
>you will never break pearls last bit of hope and leave her with no way to cope with the endless black loneliness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVGQ5zokDDE
>>1065010
What?
>>1065016
Because she is best Gem
>>1065016
Cause I want to fuck my peridot.
>>1065050
i thought the sleeve was her dick (top right)
bottom right is the best CG outfit
>The show will return April 21th with the episode "No One Knows"
FUCK
>>1065145
JUST
>>1065145
>we have to wait 2 months
>>1065016
She's cute and pretty and everyone loves her. Obviously.
>>1065145
please stop trolling, give a source or shut up
>>1065145
Synopsis
>"Steven decides to investigate weird events happening near the barn"
>>1065145
>21th
Yeah, okay
>>1065145
Sure bucko. I think you were off by 20 days there though for this to be a decent joke.
We're back sometime February, we just don't know when yet.
Good night /sug/. See you tomorrow.
Also fuck you.
Peridot Peridot Peridot
anybody else unable to enter madridista's tumblr?
>>1065293
She's cute.
>>1065293
Give lapis back you runt
>>1065293
Give! Her! BACK!!
>>1064253
So your plan is to incite rebellion by sending information that's widely known throughout the empire to invading troops and holding us off using horribly obsolete weapons that have no real method of deliverance. Fantastic.
>"Hey Garnet"
>"Yeah?"
>"Your a fusion, but can you still fuse with other gems?"
>Garnet gets up slightly and turns to face Peridot
>"You care find out?"
>>1065293
I want to hit her in the stomache with a baseball bat!
>>1065354
>"Nah"
>/a/ instantly explodes with rage that lasts for years
>>1065384
Please no
>>1065050
Bottom left and Bottom middle are my faves in this pic
pfffwooo
>>1060571
Late in the game roll, why not.
>>1064829
Stevonnie bathroom dilemma
>>1065145
anon pls
>>1060571
llor
>>1060571
raollin
>>1060571
roalins